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Speaker 1: Our next guest is a Melbourne actor, author and comedian

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Speaker 1: with a You're twenty twenty five tour titled you paid

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Speaker 1: for this? I understand that it has a no refund policy.

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Speaker 1: Makes a noise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no need for the fists, just relaxed smile like

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Speaker 2: we discussed at the last meeting.

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Speaker 1: Any please, well good. That's hilariously talented. It does him

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Speaker 1: said the same morning.

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Speaker 3: Morning and congratulations a brand new dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, brand new day started about nine hours ago. Because

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Speaker 1: this is yeah, the kid is three weeks old.

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Speaker 3: It's congratulations.

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Speaker 1: What did you have a third child? So it's a boy.

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Speaker 3: It's a boy.

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Speaker 2: No one cares when you're like, oh my god, you

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Speaker 2: had a baby, yeah number three.

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Speaker 3: They're like, oh, okay, boring, Yeah, you should get a job.

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Speaker 2: I honestly didn't even get like presents from many of

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Speaker 2: my close friends.

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Speaker 1: What do you get presents?

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Speaker 4: You do?

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Speaker 3: Everyone wants to visit the first baby.

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Speaker 1: First couple. I should never come.

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Speaker 3: A dad never visited the baby.

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Speaker 1: He got bread.

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Speaker 2: You you know, they give chocolates as well along side.

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Speaker 2: It's often for the month. But you know, she's I'm.

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Speaker 4: Not sure if you've noticed, but the mum's still a

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Speaker 4: bit more work during the pregnancy and during the birth

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Speaker 4: and in the early.

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Speaker 1: Stage debatable how tiring it is.

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Speaker 3: The mums deserve aching here and there.

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Speaker 2: I'm on a mission to try and bring down as

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Speaker 2: many people with me as I can, and encourage people

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Speaker 2: to have three kids. Yeah, I mean there's a lot

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Speaker 2: of As soon as you change your three judgment, as

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Speaker 2: soon as you say, dad, how many kids, they're excited, Oh,

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Speaker 2: your dad again three?

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you're like overpopulating the planet.

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Speaker 2: You are on the verge of mini van territory. And well,

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Speaker 2: we've already had to upgrade the cut.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's three. Have you got sliding doors on

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Speaker 1: your car?

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Speaker 3: How old are the other two? Are they in cast somethings?

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Speaker 1: Six and two? Wagon? You know, it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: land Rover.

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Speaker 2: Discovery, it's the Audi Rain. I tell us my sister's

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Speaker 2: got an actual range up and I'm like, yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: the same, and she's like, no, it's not.

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Speaker 1: There's a massive price. It's kind of the same.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, if you've got a two year old the babe,

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Speaker 4: so you've got two prams going at any one time,

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Speaker 4: or do you have the double decker.

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Speaker 1: Two year old and she just has to walk now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah again, keep us suck.

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Speaker 4: It up because those prams, the double deck ones where

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Speaker 4: they put the old kid tucked under down.

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Speaker 2: There, you could actually squeeze another one, you know, where

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Speaker 2: you put the bath, the shopping you could you sweeze

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Speaker 2: another one. It I just like that about the hack.

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Speaker 2: So you've got three kids now and two wives. So

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Speaker 2: this is the thing you and I are different. You're

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Speaker 2: over populating the planet my wives of each you know,

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Speaker 2: it's an average.

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Speaker 1: Of one of these. You're telling me I should get

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Speaker 1: another world.

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Speaker 2: What I'm trying to say is that, like you know,

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Speaker 2: it's like two kids replaces yourself. Yeah right, you know,

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Speaker 2: whereas three, you're bringing more people onto the planet.

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Speaker 3: Could we just get totally out numbers?

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Speaker 1: Because you say to you not at the same time,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that Muslim. Right on after that, this was

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Speaker 1: an important distinction.

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Speaker 3: You mean your seconds married.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people squished in the land.

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Speaker 1: Mother in laws. I'm going to get in trouble with both.

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Speaker 4: For you.

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Speaker 1: This is bad.

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Speaker 2: Now are you popping up on our screens next year

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Speaker 2: with fellow a Nova star Cake Richie doing a parenting

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Speaker 2: She's my TV wife so that's the third. But no,

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Speaker 2: it's called Roll of a Lifetime. It's a show about parents.

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Speaker 3: And Maggie dents on it.

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Speaker 4: So did you just do this so that you could

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Speaker 4: hang out with Maggie get advice?

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Speaker 1: Didn't ever get to meet her?

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Speaker 2: She's apparently she's like the psych talking about she was incredible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well she's she's very smart.

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Speaker 2: But then they got Kate and I to balance that out,

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Speaker 2: you know, with just just two ordinary I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to say idiots, like you got.

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Speaker 3: Two two wives, three kids in a range driver.

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Speaker 1: Discovery that's the cheap one.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, we basically talk about parenting because what

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Speaker 2: people need more of is TV to do exactly right,

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Speaker 2: so tune. It's basically like we're like a fake family.

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Speaker 2: And then the psychology drama.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's a.

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Speaker 2: Drama being so I'm playing her husband, I'm Kate's husband.

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Speaker 3: Or you're an actor in it.

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Speaker 1: I'm an actor. Man, this was like you presenting a TV. Well,

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Speaker 1: we sort of do a bit of both. So we

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Speaker 1: act out in this family.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've got these two white kids, so clearly,

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Speaker 2: like Kate was messing around in the backstory.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's gone wrong.

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Speaker 2: And then and then like the psychologists will analyze what's

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 1: We also speak to some experts. But the thing is

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Speaker 1: Kate actually no.

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Speaker 4: I'm confused a drama like packed to the rafters or

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Speaker 4: is this a I.

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Speaker 2: Feel like my bad explanation is actually hooking people into

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Speaker 2: So there's a script element. So there's like there's a

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Speaker 2: fake sitcom kind of element. Right, so we're like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, one episode is about mobile phones or dad on.

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Speaker 1: A mobile blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: You guys are acting out that sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're acting out god to hear well, No, because

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Speaker 2: it's scripted.

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Speaker 1: That's unscripted. Oh yeah, been home and away? Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: And is Maggie Dent acting as a psychologist through she herself?

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Speaker 2: And then it cuts to like Maggie Dent, who's analyzing

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Speaker 2: what's going on, And then it cuts to like Kate

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Speaker 2: Night as real Kate.

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Speaker 1: And I I speaking to people in the field.

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Speaker 3: You're playing multiple people.

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Speaker 2: It's a genre bending. You're going to have to be switched,

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Speaker 2: have a couple of coffee.

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Speaker 3: I don't even have kids.

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Speaker 1: It's a big advert appropriation, know what the show is about.

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Speaker 2: I have received the payments and I've heard it's a

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Speaker 2: great edit.

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Speaker 3: Have you filmed it yet? You still don't know?

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Speaker 1: What do you think? You know?

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Speaker 3: It is your name or your character.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not going to get renewed for

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Speaker 2: a second after this chat.

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Speaker 1: And then the other two wives, real are they I

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Speaker 1: reserve my right to silence. I don't. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I need a lawyer present at this point.

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Speaker 3: The other you've got Kate, you've actually got three wives?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she's a great actress. Like even during the

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Speaker 1: during the show she has had mystery, she's very like

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Speaker 1: she is a great actress.

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Speaker 2: Like we'll be acting like it'd be like the sort

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Speaker 2: of like marriage or see where she's like supporting me

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Speaker 2: and she's looking at me with real loving eyes and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I think, like actually likes me, and then

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Speaker 2: she can't got it and then she's just straight.

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Speaker 1: Back to the cold hearted Yeah person.

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Speaker 3: When did you become an actor?

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Speaker 2: I lied on my own Wikipedia page, so I am

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Speaker 2: actually not an actor. But the people at the ABC

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Speaker 2: were like, well it says and he's Wiki, he's got

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Speaker 2: to be. So you're gonna have to tune in and

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Speaker 2: find out whether you're like so busy.

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Speaker 3: You've got three kids.

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Speaker 2: You've got that show, and that's why I'm busy, because

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Speaker 2: he wants to get out of the house.

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Speaker 3: And you've got your own show.

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Speaker 1: That's a stand up show that's one hour. Is that scripture?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a wife in that shop?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's one spot open, so I don't have a

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Speaker 2: stand up Why Lauren?

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Speaker 3: Lauren not an actor? Nor am I good wife?

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Speaker 1: Weren't you touring when go with me here?

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Speaker 2: Your first wife was having your first shot and you

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Speaker 2: had to keep your phone on while you're on stage

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Speaker 2: in case you went in delay. That's that's right, and

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Speaker 2: actually gave it to an audience member in the front row.

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Speaker 3: So I wonder you're on your second one.

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Speaker 1: Think of the baby. I've got to write these tips down.

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Speaker 1: You can be there for any doing tickets to the

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Speaker 1: zine's news show. You paid for this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've also got a kid's book.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We's got to pay for the land.

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Speaker 3: He's got to pay for all these wives.

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Speaker 1: It's not cheap lifestyle I chose. How do you think

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Speaker 1: today's gone?

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Speaker 2: Today has gone just the way my parenting's gone.

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Speaker 3: Marriages by the.

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Speaker 2: Sounds of thingy buddy, it's good to see you again. Likewise,

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Speaker 2: thank you for taking take a break, lie down somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, Wake Up Feeling Good.

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