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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whippo podcast.

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Speaker 2: We always love getting this lady on air. And you

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Speaker 2: can see Ursula Causen live on stage at the Aware

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Speaker 2: super Theater Saturday, thirteenth of May. Tickets available from livenation

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, this is madam, this is a guy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, actually, do you know what it says here? Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this, but the Melbourne International Comedy Festival

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Speaker 2: is one of the three largest comedy festivals in the world,

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Speaker 2: along with Edinburgh and also Montreal. You became the highest

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Speaker 2: selling comedian in the thirty three year long history of

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Speaker 2: the festival. Congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was pretty stoked about that. I actually didn't

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Speaker 3: know that that was what happened. That it was like

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Speaker 3: in the history and it wasn't a gender thing. It

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Speaker 3: was just the highest selling comic. And then I didn't

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Speaker 3: because I don't read all of the emails. And then

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Speaker 3: then I wanted again the year after that, and then

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Speaker 3: they said, oh, this is what happened the first year,

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Speaker 3: and I went, oh, I probably should have read that.

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Speaker 1: Email, might have been deal out of it. And I

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Speaker 1: just chuck that award in the back of the closet.

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Speaker 2: Who did you beat and then get to call and say,

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Speaker 2: sucked in, I've beaten you, don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like that, but in order alphabetical order,

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Speaker 1: it is. No, it's not like. Honestly, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know any of it.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm just being told at the end of the

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Speaker 3: festival by my manager that we're going out for drinks

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Speaker 3: with the rest of them, and then when I get there,

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Speaker 3: it's the awards thing. So I honestly don't pay attention

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Speaker 3: to any of that stuff. I'm just so happy to

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Speaker 3: be involved and so happy to be out and just

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Speaker 3: doing the shows. And I'm always whenever I walk into

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Speaker 3: a room and there's, you know, a whole bunch of people,

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Speaker 3: I'm still I still get that point where I'm like,

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Speaker 3: how are you guys here?

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Speaker 1: How do you know? You know? Like, so I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm just happy people are coming out.

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Speaker 2: Do you have you done Montreal and Edinburgh?

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Speaker 1: Have you?

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Speaker 2: Do you have to change your jokes ursula when you're

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Speaker 2: over there? Do you have to change your routine?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I mean I do lost less of the you know,

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Speaker 3: rooting a politician kind of stuff. But but but other

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Speaker 3: than that, you know, like but mainly I say, like,

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Speaker 3: all the jokes work everywhere, with the exception of Russia

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Speaker 3: and Germany. Everyone just wants to hang up with their mates,

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Speaker 3: have a few beers, you know, tell a few jokes.

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Speaker 3: That's what we all like. Like, it doesn't matter where

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Speaker 3: you come from, what your accents.

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Speaker 4: What about the Americans, because they've got a different sense

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Speaker 4: of human don't they.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you what, it's funny, like there's some

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Speaker 3: swear words you cannot say, you know how an Australian

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Speaker 3: is I and we'll just roll whether you're a funny.

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Speaker 1: So and so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't like that sounds so weird over there.

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Speaker 3: You cannot drop the sea bomb in America. They are

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Speaker 3: not that nonsense at all. You can carry you can

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Speaker 3: carry a r for fee and shoot up shoot up

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Speaker 3: public places, but don't say the seaword.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that interesting?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they draw the line.

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Speaker 4: I mean, my kids have learned the F word, they've

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Speaker 4: learned the S word, and they said the other night

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Speaker 4: that apparently there's a sea word, and I said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's crap. The word is crap. So commitment for dad,

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Speaker 4: that's completely different. Calorie count, that's a double seayeah, that's

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Speaker 4: very much. That's just one sea word. But it's hard

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Speaker 4: to dougle.

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Speaker 2: You know, Hey, we're losing one of your friends from

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Speaker 2: the Nova family, the beautiful Sampang.

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Speaker 1: Can you give us something, because no doubt we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to him before he finishes up. Can you give us

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Speaker 1: something we wouldn't know about Sam.

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Speaker 3: When when we're on the show, he in between and

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Speaker 3: the ad breaks and I know he'd hate for people

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Speaker 3: to know this, but he just loves being on the

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Speaker 3: show so much, and he secretly loves Tom and everyone

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Speaker 3: on the show so much that he weeps.

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Speaker 1: He's a crying the ads. Yeah know, you guys, he does.

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Speaker 1: He always tears up like he's.

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Speaker 2: An embarrassing Is it embarrassing for you?

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Speaker 3: It's awful to look at, you know, but he's always

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Speaker 3: and he's ugly criot, you know, like some people go.

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Speaker 3: You can just see a little bit he pulls, the

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Speaker 3: whole face contorts.

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Speaker 1: It's it's not it's not great.

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Speaker 4: So the makeup has to run in and dry his

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Speaker 4: eyes before you go back on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why you see.

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Speaker 3: He always has both his hands on the buzzer on

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Speaker 3: his faces so you can mop up the tears and.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: You told us because he was in the Beast reality

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Speaker 2: but was obviously no.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say he just he likes That doesn't mean

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Speaker 3: you know, he's like he doesn't take them as love.

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Speaker 1: Friend. He just makes out with him and he yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he spends time with him.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing. I can't wait to play that back to Sam.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like I know this, He'll tear up

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Speaker 3: just knowing that. I think I think he'd appreciate it,

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Speaker 3: you know, like someone knowing him so well and happy

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Speaker 3: to share.

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Speaker 4: With touring your new show. Just know, what are some

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Speaker 4: of the things we're saying no to besides animal kissing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, not inviting Sam when

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Speaker 3: I'm going doing a gig near a zoo.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, sorry, don't look to your life.

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Speaker 3: He always he always insists he wants to open for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I'm not getting a peeting Z.

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Speaker 1: Your audience will love it. They love it.

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Speaker 2: Is this about saying learning how to say no in

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Speaker 2: your life as no.

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Speaker 3: It's just about you know, like we are like after

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Speaker 3: the last few years, we are fatigued of other people

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Speaker 3: and instead of just going and other people's opinions, because people,

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Speaker 3: especially after the Trump presidency, people are very strong and

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Speaker 3: that I'm allowed to have my voice. But people don't

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Speaker 3: realize you can say whatever you're like, we just don't

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Speaker 3: want to hear it. Yeah, we're getting to a point

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Speaker 3: where as soon as someone's fires up and they like,

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Speaker 3: I am entitled to tell you you go yeah, but

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Speaker 3: I am entitled to tell.

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Speaker 1: You no, I don't want to hear it, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear your you know, or.

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Speaker 3: Even people who were just willingly come in front of

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Speaker 3: you in the line, or you try and give someone

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Speaker 3: a gap in traffic and they don't know how to

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Speaker 3: take a gap, and then it's no, you know, you've

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Speaker 3: missed your chance.

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Speaker 1: And we're just going to power.

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Speaker 3: Right, so, you know, and instead of just that that

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Speaker 3: thing that we do when we get frustrated, like if

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Speaker 3: someone cuts the line and then you just go and

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Speaker 3: you as you try and get them to feel your

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Speaker 3: hatred through the stairs and in the head, But why

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Speaker 3: don't you hate?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: So this is you, This is you letting go and

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Speaker 2: saying no. This whole comedy show. I'm looking forward to this.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's other things There's experiences that I've had

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Speaker 3: because I've lived in different countries.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the roads around the days of the year.

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Speaker 3: I've met some interesting characters, some things that I wish

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Speaker 3: I could have one of those men in black pans

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Speaker 3: that I could just push, get it out of my

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Speaker 3: brain forever. You know, I've kissed elderly woman on her

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Speaker 3: benches that that kind of experiences will stay with me

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Speaker 3: for ever.

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Speaker 2: Just yes, you're in sam Bait, no nursing homes and

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Speaker 2: no zeus.

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Speaker 4: Wow weird.

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Speaker 2: You can Seela live on stage? Is the Away Super Theater.

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Speaker 2: It's Saturday thirteenth for mate. You better get in quick

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Speaker 2: because these tickets will go very quickly. Live nation dot

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Speaker 2: Com today. You will love you, Ursula. Thanks for coming on.

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Speaker 3: Thanks guys, thanks for heaving, Thank you.

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