1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: This podcast is recorded on gadigal Land Always was, always 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: will be Aboriginal Land. 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 2: Hey chicks, I'm out and I'm sal and this is 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 2: two Broach Chicks, the show that shares life lessons and 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 2: tips to help make you rich in life. 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: And we're back. 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 3: Baby, We're back. 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Did you missus say ye? 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 2: Please? 10 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 3: We need this, We need the positive reinforcement. 11 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: Well, we've been away for the last four weeks. 12 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 2: And we are back in your ear holes, and we 13 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 2: thought what better opportunity to come back with a bang 14 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 2: and share some diabolical life lessons because. 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: You chicks are die a fucking bollicle. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 3: You're unhinged, and that's how we like it. 17 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally my favorite type of episode. So if 18 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 2: this is your first time tuning into a diabolical life 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: lessons basically, you chicks, email in the fucked up. 20 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: Shit that has happened to you, that you've done, you 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: can fare. 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 2: This is this is the jick's confession basically, and we 23 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 2: just get to read them out and giggle and give 24 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 2: our two cents and give our two cents three ounces 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 2: of advice. 26 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: Maybe do a horny chih hour voice. 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,639 Speaker 3: I mean that's given. Who are you know it's always 28 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 3: a good time. 29 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 4: It is, and as usual, we haven't read any of 30 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 4: these so all of the reactions are raw and real 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 4: on the pod. 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: So I'm excited, scared, maybe a little turned on, little 33 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 3: Sel a bit spark. 34 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: We'll see before we start, though, sal what is your 35 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,559 Speaker 2: obsession of the week? 36 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 3: Okay? 37 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 4: My obsession of the week is actually another little turn 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 4: of phrase. 39 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 3: To add to our two broke chicks vocap. 40 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 2: Okay, so last week you brought the shoppies. A few 41 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 2: weeks ago, a few episodes ago, you brought the shoppies 42 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 2: to the show, which we absolutely loved. The shoppies aka 43 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 2: the urge to go shopping. Yeah, and the shops are 44 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 2: give you the shoppies. And I've got another one to 45 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 2: add to the rotation, and it's. 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 3: Got the mobs. 47 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 4: Mobs Yeah, So, got the mobs is a Victorian era 48 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 4: slang or euphemism and it basically means feeling devo. So 49 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 4: when you're in a bit of a slumpy doodle, sorry, 50 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 4: I got the mobs. 51 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: Mobs yeah, period mobs. 52 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 3: Hungover, got the MORBs, but yeah, I got the mobs. 53 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: I like that. 54 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 3: Okay. 55 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: My obsession of the way desperase Okay, it happened again. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: I forgot. 57 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so happy. 58 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 2: No, Okay, So I don't know why this ship only 59 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 2: happens to me and not so our but like, I 60 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 2: get an these situations and I'm like, look, it's good content, 61 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 2: but I'm also like, why does it only happen to me? Yeah, 62 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 2: So for context, before we went to Europe, I went 63 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 2: to a hair selon to get a carotin treatment because 64 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 2: it's really good for basically getting rid of like in 65 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 2: your hair. I got the Kara Silk keratin, which is 66 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 2: kind of a different type because it doesn't just leave 67 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 2: your head dead straight, which I didn't want, like dead 68 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 2: straight hair. 69 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: I still want my waves. I just don't want the frizze. 70 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: And that's what this keratin is really good for. And 71 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 2: I was absolutely obsessed. 72 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 3: I left the. 73 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 2: Office to go to the appointment, and I was a 74 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: little bit early, so I ducked into this cute little 75 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: Turkish cafe. I had a cappuccino and some cheesecake, and 76 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: then I was enjoying myself so much. I was like ooh, 77 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 2: I'm like but then I was like, oh fuck, I 78 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: really needed pee. And then I couldn't find the salon. 79 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 2: I finally find the salon and I go in and 80 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, sorry, do you mind if I quickly pee? 81 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: Like is that okay? 82 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 2: And so I'm going into I go to the bathroom 83 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 2: and anyway, she's like, yeah, that's fine, I'll just wait 84 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 2: for you here. 85 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 3: So she's waiting for me. 86 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 2: I go pee, and I'm like kind of rushing because 87 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 2: I feel bad because I was a little bit late, 88 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 2: like and by a little bit. I'm in like five 89 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 2: ten minutes. And she's like, i'll wait for you here, 90 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 2: and I was like okay. And then anyway, I go 91 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 2: to wipe and I just hear. 92 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 3: Like cling, cling clan. 93 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: I go, what was that? I'm trying a round. The 94 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: ring my mother got me for my birthday has fallen 95 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: in the toilet. 96 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 4: The clear hatchress blowing one, the clear patre is blowing 97 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 4: one that's like three hundred dollars. You've got to be 98 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 4: careful with that because it's a small pinky ring. 99 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 3: When it's cold, your fingers shrink. I've lost that ring 100 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: several times. 101 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: Have you lost it in the toilet? Sow at the 102 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: hair salon. 103 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 2: Where the lovely girl is waiting on the other side 104 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 2: of the door, and I was. 105 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: Like, Okay, if I flush it, I risk it going. 106 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's tiny too, pinker ring. 107 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: If I flush it, I risk it going. 108 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 2: If I don't flush it, I've got to get there's pea, 109 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 2: And then I'm looking. I've got very small utensils to 110 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 2: work with here as well. I've got a toilet brush, 111 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,559 Speaker 2: which then makes it worse because that is used for poop, 112 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 2: so I can't use that. I've got soap bottles that 113 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 2: I could like hook in, but then I'm like, I 114 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 2: can't leave. 115 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: The soap bottles there. Then they've got toilet water. 116 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 2: So the only thing left that I have is my hand, 117 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 2: and so I flowsh to the toilet and fucking. 118 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: Prayed that it would be there. 119 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 2: And it's obviously gold plated enough that it was heavy 120 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 2: that it didn't flush. And then I raw dogged and 121 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 2: I put my hand in the toilet. Oh and I 122 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 2: got my ring. My god, I filmed it. Yeah, be 123 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 2: careful with a pinky ring. 124 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: Just be careful with your rings in winter. 125 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 3: Yeah. 126 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: All right, Well that's my story, that's your confession, that's 127 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 2: my confession. 128 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 3: To kick us off, all right, shall we get into it? 129 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 3: Shall I kick us off. Yeah, let's do it. 130 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 2: Diabolical life lesson number one black Mail goes both ways 131 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 2: with the devil emoji. 132 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 3: Yesh my god. 133 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 2: Oh okay, So it's my first year dancing. I'm just 134 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 2: a little baby. 135 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: I haven't found feet. I believe she means I haven't 136 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: found my feet. 137 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think she means dancing, as in 138 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 2: like adult dancing. Yeah, who should walk in but my 139 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 2: high school maths teacher? 140 00:05:59,040 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: No? 141 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: No, oh, now, what happened all the time. 142 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: Probably especially in like maybe smaller town. 143 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like dancing in your local area. Oh 144 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 3: my god. 145 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: Okay, I was horrified. I did my best to avoid 146 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: being seen till I'm told it was my turn on stage. 147 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 2: I'm just a girl with bills to pay, so out 148 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 2: I go, fucking slake. 149 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:27,159 Speaker 4: No, no, just on the second s no, no ew 150 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 151 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 2: Tell me mister Mass booked me for a thirty minute 152 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 2: private dance before I even finished on stage. 153 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he should be fucking fired. That's so so. 154 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: During one of my more awkward moments in. 155 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:50,799 Speaker 2: My life, Oh, mister Mass whispers to me, I hate 156 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 2: this man. 157 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: Be a shame if your brother found out about his 158 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: slut of a sister. 159 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 3: What the fuck go and fuck yourself. 160 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, and said if I slept with him, 161 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 2: he wouldn't tell Oh my. 162 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: God, what the fuck. And then, oh my god. 163 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so we've got this is. 164 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 3: This is I'm just having. 165 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: A solo moment here. 166 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 2: I'm not even reading it to Sorry, I'm reading this 167 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 2: the worst way. I just said it would be an 168 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 2: awful shame if the school board found out he was 169 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 2: getting lap dancers from fresh graduates, and pointed the lap 170 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,679 Speaker 2: room security camera and said, smile. 171 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 172 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 2: He basically ran out of the club. My brother was 173 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 2: already aware of what I did for work. He got 174 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 2: a new Xbox out of it. He didn't care fucking slaves. 175 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 3: Oh my god, he got a new Xbox out of it. 176 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, and what a fucking prick? 177 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: Can we? 178 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 2: I'm sure there's probably some sort of like client confidentiality 179 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 2: that like she's not allowed to share that, but like 180 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 2: what if you. 181 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: Send it to us, and then what if we sent 182 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: it to the school. What if that happened? 183 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, what are the rules around that? That is so wrong. 184 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry you had to go through that. 185 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I'm not gonna yuck anyone's yum, Like, 186 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 2: if you want to go to a club, go off, 187 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 2: but like to book your student. 188 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 4: And then proceed to attempt to insult them and then 189 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 4: blackmail them and coerce them into having sex with. 190 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: Who's about to live some kind of sick fucking fantasy. 191 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 2: And she said no, bitch, yeah, Oh my god, I 192 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 2: love that. That is so amazing and like quick thinking yeah, 193 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 2: being like because as well, that would really like frazzle you, 194 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, I can't believe you just 195 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 2: said that to me. 196 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you piece of shit. 197 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, And then but like she was like, smile your 198 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 2: own camera, bitch. 199 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, fully, I love that. I love that she thought 200 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:55,559 Speaker 3: on her feet. 201 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 4: That reminds me of one time when I was like 202 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,280 Speaker 4: maybe nineteen or twenty and in Wollongong. I used to 203 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 4: go to these like glam rock nights, like once a 204 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 4: month or something, and my sister and some of our 205 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 4: friends would go, and we all went to the same 206 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 4: high school. 207 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 3: And one night one of my old teachers. 208 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 4: Was there and he was like, you know, probably in 209 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 4: his forties or something, so he was into glam rock 210 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 4: as well. 211 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was very appropriate for him. 212 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 2: Some would even say Sally, absolutely, yeah, absolutely, yeah. 213 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 3: He definitely fit in with the clientele more than we did. 214 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,080 Speaker 3: But that's okay, that's okay. We're having a good time. 215 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 4: We were like dressed up like Motley Crue, like we'd 216 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,080 Speaker 4: always like go all out and get all dressed up, 217 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 4: and we were like all on the dance floor and 218 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 4: he like came up to us and was dancing with us, 219 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 4: but not in a creepy way. 220 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,839 Speaker 3: He was just rocking out and having a good time. 221 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 4: And then we were like talking about music and like 222 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 4: yapping on and we just thought like, oh, he remembers 223 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 4: us from high school and he's just like having a 224 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 4: friendly chat. 225 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 3: And then after a little while we were. 226 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 4: Like by the way we went to blah blah blah 227 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 4: or like do you remember us were and blah blah blah, 228 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 4: oh high school, and he literally was like just. 229 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: Like yeah, oh my god. 230 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 2: So he was not into it, and I was like, 231 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,079 Speaker 2: mister blah, he. 232 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 1: Was like, I've said to much. Yeah. 233 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 4: He was like arguing with my sister's boyfriend at the 234 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 4: time about who liked Motley Kruemore and he was like, well. 235 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 3: I've seen him blah blah. 236 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 4: Guy was like I'm actually just the designated driver of 237 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 4: the night. 238 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 3: Like he was like, girlfriends dragged me here. He's like, 239 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 3: I don't even know why I'm here. 240 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 2: That was like, I think everyone has like a story 241 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 2: of seeing like a teacher outside of high school once 242 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,119 Speaker 2: you've graduated. 243 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,719 Speaker 4: Okay, should we move on to the next confession? Your 244 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 4: life lesson hot girl pack mentality? Okay, Oh we've got 245 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 4: a theme. 246 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. 247 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 4: Working as a stripper, it's hard to have work friends 248 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 4: as they are also your competitors. Okay, but nothing unites 249 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 4: strippers more than revenge. 250 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,199 Speaker 2: Oh Sally, he said. 251 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 4: That we found out we had our own John at 252 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,079 Speaker 4: the club. 253 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,079 Speaker 1: I love that movie. 254 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 3: Fuck, it's good. 255 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,079 Speaker 1: I love that. 256 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 3: We need to watch it soon. 257 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 4: Next, Plain Trip a weekend bouncer that was secretly dating 258 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 4: three of the girls. He told all of them that 259 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 4: they couldn't tell anyone about it or. 260 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 3: He would lose his job. 261 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 4: We managed to avoid a catfight with nine inch boots flying, 262 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,200 Speaker 4: and settled for revenge. All of a sudden, this man 263 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 4: went from three girlfriends to twelve enemies. 264 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine what it was like to be 265 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,079 Speaker 2: a fly on the wall when like someone's been like guys, 266 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 2: I've just got to tell you. 267 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 4: Oh my god, okay, and we've got our series of revenge. 268 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: Okay. 269 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 4: Girlfriend number one added gentle nare to all of his 270 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:47,600 Speaker 4: shower products. Girlfriend number two managed to contact all of 271 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 4: his female relatives and said she was worried about his 272 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 4: excessive steroid us. 273 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 274 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 4: Girlfriend number three added itching powder to his underwear draw 275 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 4: Oh so, this dude showed up the following weekend with 276 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,680 Speaker 4: hair missing in patches on his head, beard and everywhere else. 277 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 4: His phone blows up, with his female family members trying 278 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 4: to host an intervention, and finally a really uncomfortable crotch situation. 279 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,319 Speaker 4: Every dancer called him tucker. He quit, and the three 280 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,439 Speaker 4: girlfriends went on a. 281 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 3: Four day cruise. 282 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 1: Day cruise. Yes, oh my god. 283 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 4: We need that to be the resolution of every single 284 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 4: time girls come together and realize like they're all getting 285 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 4: fucked and played by the same dude. Oh my god, 286 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 4: you know what, Let's get revenge on him and then 287 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 4: celebrate that. 288 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 2: Revenge is hectic as well with an all inclusive cruise. 289 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. 290 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,320 Speaker 2: Honestly, in no way, shape or form are we in 291 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,720 Speaker 2: encouraging itching powder or hair removal products. 292 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: Or whatever disclaim a disclaimer. 293 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 4: Yes, it's just yeah, we were provided the confession. 294 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 3: We reacted. 295 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 1: We our job, do you know what? We listen and 296 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: we don't judge. Yes. 297 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 4: True. 298 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 3: We've always said. 299 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 2: That I would love to have been a fly on 300 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:15,200 Speaker 2: the wall, like one when like they all realized that 301 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 2: they were dating the same person. 302 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, and two, like his. 303 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 2: Crash out when his entire life started falling apart, like 304 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 2: when his hair started falling out, when his like dick 305 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 2: was itchy, when like his like mum was calling him 306 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 2: being like. 307 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,720 Speaker 3: Taking, oh my. 308 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 4: God, honestly iconic and a good life lesson that women 309 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,559 Speaker 4: should band together more. 310 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 2: But like also a good life lesson that women find 311 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 2: out everything. 312 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, you idiot. 313 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like there is no way I swear, like I 314 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 2: hear stories about this all the time, like of multiple 315 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:57,439 Speaker 2: workplaces of like men dating multiple women in the workplace 316 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 2: and being like it has to be a sequel. 317 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just just don't let anyone. It has to 318 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: be secret. 319 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 4: Just you win me. 320 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, and I'm like, are you stupid, Like girls 321 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 2: can't keep a secret. 322 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't. 323 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,840 Speaker 2: We love test, especially if you like someone, Like, if 324 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 2: you like someone. 325 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: You are gonna scream after one drop of wine hits 326 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: your tongue. 327 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 2: About I've got to tell you, yeah, he. 328 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: I'm getting it down by aunt like you know. 329 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, Iconic Hi Chicks. 330 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 2: I absolutely love your podcast and listen to it every 331 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 2: week while at work. 332 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 1: Slay you win. I love it. 333 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,640 Speaker 2: I want to contribute my diabolical life lesson from when 334 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 2: I was a teeny tiny, twenty four year old baby 335 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: girl in brackets. I'm now thirty one. I've never been 336 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 2: one to pay attention to my car's needs. Oh no, 337 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 2: let's just say that if I would ever hear a 338 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 2: strange noise coming from the engine, I. 339 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 1: Would just turn the music up. Girlhood girl, good strategy. 340 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 2: Back in twenty seventeen, I used to drive a Hyundai 341 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 2: gets from two thousand and three. 342 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 3: That's what I drove. 343 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 2: That was trying to send me every possible signal of 344 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 2: wanting to retire. Nevertheless, I didn't have the money to fix, 345 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 2: let alone upgrade my car, so I just left it 346 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 2: in the hope it would magically heal itself through wishful thinking. 347 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 1: Oh boy, was this a life lesson waiting to unfold. 348 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 2: One hot summer night, I drove to this boy's house 349 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 2: for a dinner and a movie. He wasn't my boyfriend, 350 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 2: more so a situationship, A tragic story for another time. 351 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 2: He was living in this mini apartment complex which had 352 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 2: a communal car park which you could access from a 353 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 2: steep ramp off the main street. That night, we hung 354 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 2: out until three am, after which I decided to call 355 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 2: it a night and drive home. 356 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: Now, Ladies, to this day, I'm unsure how I made 357 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: it out alive. 358 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 2: As I drove up the steep ramp to leave the 359 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 2: car park, the brakes decided to die on me. 360 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 3: Oh shit. 361 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,720 Speaker 2: So I proceeded to slide back down the rimp at 362 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 2: warp speed, pringing to God that the handbrake would save 363 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 2: my life. As I pulled the handbrake using both of 364 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 2: my hands, the car tilted over to one side, tipping 365 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 2: over onto the communal veggie patch of the apartment complex. 366 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 3: No, not the carrots. 367 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 2: I was okay, but the loud noise woke everyone up 368 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 2: in the complex, including the. 369 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: Guy's parents, who apparently lived on the floor above him. 370 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,640 Speaker 3: Oh shit. 371 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 2: Everyone looked out their balcony to find a bright yellow 372 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 2: Hyundai Gets had catapulted over their yard with a strange woman. 373 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,720 Speaker 3: Trying to climb out of it. 374 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 2: People started rushing downstairs to what I thought was to 375 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 2: check on me whether I was injured, But no, they 376 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 2: had come to check whether the twenty year old turtle living. 377 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 3: In the veggie patch was killed. 378 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: Oh my God, please tell me I was okay. 379 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:50,640 Speaker 2: Umm. 380 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 1: I was so mortified and the shame was so unbearable. 381 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 2: I contemplated the following running away, steal someone else's car, 382 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 2: and drive away, fake an injury so that someone would 383 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 2: just take me to the emergency room and I could 384 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,360 Speaker 2: escape the embarrassment. Except none of the emotions and options 385 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 2: were remotely possible because my car had tipped over the 386 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 2: driveway and so no one else could leave the car 387 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 2: park because my car was in the way. Fuck, call 388 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 2: my God. We had to wait until seven am to 389 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 2: call the local mechanic, who was able to successfully remove 390 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,239 Speaker 2: my car with the help of seven other men and 391 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 2: trolley jack vacating the area at about nine am. Needless 392 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 2: to say, the entire apartment complex was late for work 393 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 2: that morning and I never saw that guy again. But 394 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 2: in better news, though, the twenty year old turtle survived. 395 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:40,879 Speaker 3: Thank god. 396 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 4: I was waiting with baited bread Oh my god, lifeless. 397 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 2: If your car is making a weird noise, please listen 398 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,080 Speaker 2: to it. Thanks Jis for creating a safe and funny 399 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 2: space for us to share our diabolical life lessons. I've 400 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 2: loved reminiscing back at a time in which I still 401 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,640 Speaker 2: had so much more to learn in life. Here's being 402 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,920 Speaker 2: thirty one with a brand new car, marrying the love 403 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 2: of my life next month, and lots and lots of 404 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 2: common sense. 405 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 3: We love. That is fucking iconic. But thank god she 406 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:10,880 Speaker 3: wasn't hurt. 407 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: Imagine how scary that would have been. 408 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 3: Oh my god, my life would have flashed before my eyes. 409 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 3: I see. 410 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. 411 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 2: Whenever there's like an apocalyptic movie or there's like some 412 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,440 Speaker 2: sort of die hard situation, not in one, but when 413 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 2: you're watching it, right, Yeah, I know I'm dead. Yeah, 414 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 2: I know I'm dead. I know that my fight, flight 415 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 2: or freeze is not built to be the one that survives. 416 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:40,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, we'd be the first to go in every absolutely. 417 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: Or we'd up being the killer. 418 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 3: There's two options. Yeah, that's it. 419 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I'm not making it to the end 420 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 2: because you know what, in that scenario that you've got 421 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 2: your stereotypes right. 422 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: I know. 423 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,120 Speaker 2: I'm the side bitch who like makes unfunny jokes like. 424 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: Off to the side. 425 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 2: Like there's like the one chick who you know is 426 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 2: going to say vie to the end because she's hot. Yeah, 427 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 2: her like idiot boyfriend who's definitely gonna die like maybe 428 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,680 Speaker 2: second because he doesn't believe that there's anything scarier. 429 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 3: It's like, it's okay, beb the like. 430 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,520 Speaker 1: Nerdy friend who's always been in love with the hot chick. 431 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, the like funny sidekick best friend. 432 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 1: That's me. That's where I come in, who's like always 433 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 1: kind of actually had a thing for like the hot 434 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,400 Speaker 1: guy as well. 435 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,360 Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm dead. 436 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. 437 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 2: I want to watch it, but yeah, like it's it's 438 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 2: not I just know I would die in that situation. 439 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: Yahfully, I would just be screaming. Like the fact that 440 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,359 Speaker 1: she even was like handbrake, handbrake, I'm like, I. 441 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 3: Know, go girl, that is good thinking. I would have 442 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 3: just been like hands off the wheel. 443 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: Like this is it, this is how it ends. 444 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here we go. 445 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:49,400 Speaker 1: Hit math Morning Chicks, Good morning morning. 446 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 4: Just listen to your episode about the three hundred dollars 447 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 4: puffer jacket and thought Okay, I might not have a 448 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 4: number two story, but I do have one that involves 449 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,159 Speaker 4: a boy, a bed, and way too many drinks A 450 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,439 Speaker 4: tailor's oldest time been there. At the time, I was 451 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,239 Speaker 4: casually seeing this guy, and bi casually, I mean I 452 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 4: was completely hooked. 453 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 3: I'd take any excuse to spend time with him. Been there. 454 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,679 Speaker 4: One weekend, we were both invited to a mutual friend's 455 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 4: birthday party. Being started out awkward between us, you know, 456 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 4: flirty tension of a small talk. 457 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 3: Why am I blushing? 458 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: Oh? 459 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 4: So naturally, I decided to drink my feelings, a lot 460 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 4: of them. After a few too many drinks, I transformed 461 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 4: into the life of the party. 462 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 3: Had a girl been there? 463 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 2: This is your live story, A total social butterfly. A 464 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 2: few hours later, boy and I ended up giggling in 465 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:52,199 Speaker 2: the corner like two high schoolers, and soon enough it 466 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 2: was time to head back to his place aka his parents' house. 467 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:56,280 Speaker 4: No. 468 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,239 Speaker 3: Once we got to his room, it hit me. I 469 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,400 Speaker 3: was very drunk. Oh that's the. 470 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: Worst, the worst when you get home and you get. 471 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:10,160 Speaker 4: The wobbles yep, like world spinning drunk. But I tried 472 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:16,919 Speaker 4: to play it cool, fake it till you make it right, wrong, wrong, right, wrong. 473 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 4: Things got a little steamy, and mid kiss, yes, mid kiss, 474 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 4: my stomach decided it was time to betray me. I 475 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,040 Speaker 4: threw up in his mouth. 476 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: The visual. 477 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 3: Oh my god, baby, fuck, this is amazing. 478 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh my god, oh you me hysterically sobbing. 479 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 4: He told me to go to the bathroom, while his 480 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 4: brother yelled through the walls to shut up. 481 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 2: Fuck. 482 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,560 Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I kept crying and throwing up like I was 483 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,119 Speaker 4: in my own Greek tragedy. 484 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,160 Speaker 3: I was mortified. 485 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 4: The poor guy cleaned his bed, held my hair back, 486 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 4: and even put me in the shower. 487 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:27,639 Speaker 5: While I whispered, don't look at me. A true Shakespearean moment. 488 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 3: I love this shit. 489 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,720 Speaker 4: The next morning, not a word I irish exited before 490 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 4: facing the breakfast table of shame. 491 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you stayed there, smart, move well. 492 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 2: If you're in that state, you probably wouldn't be able 493 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,440 Speaker 2: to get yourself home. Fast forward, as of the third 494 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 2: of June this year, we'll. 495 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 3: Be celebrating out two years. Oh my god, my. 496 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 2: God, what a man, what a mad good ma'am. 497 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 3: Good man. 498 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 4: He later told me that night was a make or 499 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 4: break moment, and he decided to push through the trauma 500 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,400 Speaker 4: and the taste to give me another chance. I've accepted 501 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,399 Speaker 4: that his brother will mention it in his speech at 502 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 4: our wedding, possibly in great detail. Life lesson know your 503 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 4: limits before your stomach. 504 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: Does How did he not vomit? 505 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 3: Honestly? 506 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: Like, honestly, the sound. 507 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 2: Of someone vomiting makes me want to vomit. The smell 508 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 2: of someone vomiting makes me want to vomit. 509 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 4: But the taste I got out on Chris early in 510 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 4: our relationship, did you after like I did, like six 511 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 4: Jaeger shots or something. 512 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm still over and so it was black to all new. 513 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I've ever vomited on anyone. 514 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: I vomited around people. Yeah, I vomited on carpets. 515 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,639 Speaker 2: And places I'm not supposed to, But I can't say 516 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 2: I've ever vomited on anyone. 517 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 3: There's still time. 518 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,879 Speaker 2: But in saying that, whenever I'm at the point of 519 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 2: lev on, I'm all so at a point of minimal recollection. 520 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 1: So they're good story out there was someone's. 521 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,400 Speaker 2: Like, no, bitch, you vomited on me, and a fair 522 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 2: enough Yeah, there's a whole other story out there that 523 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 2: I was about. 524 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that poor. 525 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 3: I love that they're still together them. 526 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,639 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I believe this is our final 527 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: diabolical life. 528 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 3: Lesson my god the finale. 529 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 2: Firstly, love the pod You're both hilarious and lovely. 530 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 1: Also, can I say no, I love that we read 531 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 1: this book now. 532 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 2: No, they're not necessary to easily skip them and just 533 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 2: like read it to ourselves. 534 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 3: But no, or even part it from the edit. Literally no, no, 535 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,520 Speaker 3: not like leave that in. It's an important detail. 536 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 1: Okay. 537 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 2: So here's the story of my diabolical life. Lesson twenty 538 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,639 Speaker 2: twenty two. Moved to Sydney at the ripe age of 539 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 2: nineteen into uni accommodation, a sharehouse of six other people. 540 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 2: I moved in with two of the six roommates, being 541 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 2: people I knew. My first mistake, one of many, was 542 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 2: sleeping with one of my roommates in the first week 543 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 2: of living with him. 544 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,439 Speaker 1: Bum bumb bomb. 545 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 3: Not the girl you're teasing me. 546 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 1: Nothing there. 547 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,920 Speaker 2: We knew each other for two years prior and were 548 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 2: great friends. After sleeping with him, we became boyfriend and 549 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,040 Speaker 2: girlfriend in brackets. 550 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: Cute right, Not so much? 551 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 3: O't we live with? 552 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: Okay? 553 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 2: After ten months of dating, we moved out together to 554 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,640 Speaker 2: an apartment as living with four other people was becoming 555 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,280 Speaker 2: a nightmare. 556 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,439 Speaker 1: We had only been on one date at this time. 557 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 3: Hold dad. 558 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,200 Speaker 1: After ten months of dating we moved out. We'd only 559 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: been on one date at this time. 560 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 4: The math math is that because they're living together, so 561 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 4: they're not actually going on dates, that. 562 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: I have an issue with that. 563 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay. 564 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 2: I was the only one on the lease because I 565 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 2: was the only one capable of applying for places as 566 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,040 Speaker 2: I had savings and a job. 567 00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 3: Shane. 568 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 2: I bought all new furniture with my savings and paid 569 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 2: for the deposit. We decided to sleep in separate bedrooms 570 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 2: as we were both twenty and nineteen by this stage, 571 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 2: and I thought it was too much. Life was good 572 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 2: for a solid two days in this apartment. However, I 573 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 2: was laying on his bed one day and I rolled 574 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 2: over and smelled something absolutely nasty, something like piss. I 575 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 2: thought to myself, it couldn't possibly be, but no, it 576 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 2: was definitely a piss smell. 577 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 4: No. 578 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 2: Sometimes I think that I did four years of journalism 579 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 2: at UNI, and then my job is sitting here reading 580 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:46,719 Speaker 2: stories about piss smells and like blackmail. 581 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what our hext. 582 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 1: Is, and truly, I've never been happier about that. Back 583 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 1: in I asked him if he could smell anything. He 584 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: said no. 585 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,920 Speaker 2: I asked him to actually stick his nose in the mattress, 586 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 2: and finally he said, yeah, there's definitely a smell. 587 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 588 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: His mattress had been. 589 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,120 Speaker 2: At his family's home since we moved into Uni accommodation. 590 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 2: He called his mom to ask what the smell was, 591 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,840 Speaker 2: to which she replied, yeah, the cat pissed on your bed. 592 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 3: Oh what the fuck, mum? 593 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 2: Sure enough, they knew the cat piste on the bed 594 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,359 Speaker 2: six months ago, didn't say anything, and yet still moved 595 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 2: it into our place. I asked him if he could 596 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,640 Speaker 2: get a new mattress, to which he replied, no, that's 597 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 2: stupid ill. 598 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,280 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 599 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 2: This was after the fact that I worked so hard 600 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 2: to clean the mattress to get the smell out. I'm 601 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 2: talking bleach spray, mattress cleaner, everything under the sun. 602 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: I tried, but I failed. 603 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 2: So for one year I slept and had sex majority 604 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,720 Speaker 2: of the nights on a cat pissed mattress. No, he 605 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 2: also had the bare minimum thread count of sheets, to 606 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,919 Speaker 2: which I started to develop a rash. 607 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: Because he would never wash them only if I did. 608 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,200 Speaker 1: Iw were It gets worse. 609 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 2: When we first moved into the apartment, his duna and 610 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 2: pillows were brown yead. I bought him a new doner 611 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,240 Speaker 2: and pillows. He also never washed his. 612 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 3: No what what did he never wash? What is it? 613 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 3: What did he never wash? 614 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:15,639 Speaker 4: Sho? 615 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,080 Speaker 2: No, no, no. 616 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say this. 617 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,640 Speaker 3: He also never. 618 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: Watched washed his penis and it smelt. 619 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 2: It smelt bad. 620 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,200 Speaker 1: It smelt so bad. 621 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 622 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 2: He also never showered, and I had to force him 623 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 2: multiple times to have a shower with me so that 624 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 2: he could bathe. The longest time he didn't have a 625 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 2: shower was about three weeks. 626 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 3: Fuck off, that can't be real. 627 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 2: The man in Bracket's boy never ate vegetables, only ate 628 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 2: plane pasta, to which he cooked in the microwave in 629 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 2: a plastic container for fifteen minutes each night. 630 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,600 Speaker 1: He said veggies were all folk tales. 631 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 3: His breakfast consisted of two red bulls. 632 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 2: My last straw in this relationship was that he got 633 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,480 Speaker 2: diagnosed with fatty liver disease at the age of twenty one. 634 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: That was the last of it for me. 635 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 2: I'm now dating a lovely man who sleeps on a nice, 636 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,680 Speaker 2: clean mattress, showers every night, eats fruit and veggies. He 637 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 2: also takes me out on dates every week and adores me. 638 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 2: Moral of the story never move in with your boyfriend 639 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 2: at the age of nineteen, no matter how bad the 640 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 2: cost of living. 641 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 1: Is, and always be on the lease and have backup savings. 642 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: Lots of love girlies. 643 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you poor thing. 644 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 1: I have no words. 645 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 3: That is actually repulsive. 646 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,520 Speaker 4: And the thing is is I think that this would 647 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,239 Speaker 4: be more common than we would know. 648 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: Probably. Yeah, have a shower, na. 649 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 4: That's like such a red flag if you can't even 650 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,120 Speaker 4: take care of yourself with the absolute basics when. 651 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 3: You have access to it. 652 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,000 Speaker 4: But thank you so much chicks for sending in your confessions. 653 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 4: For everybody who sent one in and we read out 654 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 4: on today's pod, we'll send you an email and we're 655 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,080 Speaker 4: going to be sending you a one hundred dollars voucher 656 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 4: for wherever you look to say thanks for sharing your 657 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 4: trauma with us to giggle at. 658 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I really appreciating you to send them in. 659 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, send them into our email hello at two. 660 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 4: Broach Chicks dot com dot iu A yo yo, We'll 661 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 4: put the details in the show notes. 662 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 3: Love you Chicks, Love you Bye.