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Speaker 1: I'm Anna and I'm Matt. Let's jump in.
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone, welcome to a special Christmas edition of the
Speaker 3: hot line. Merry Christmas? How are you feeling Anna?
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Getting excited for Santa coming?
Speaker 3: You know? I you know I love Santa coming with
Speaker 3: these big sack nice Where bub.
Speaker 2: Are we know?
Speaker 1: Because we just we just went there, went there.
Speaker 3: Well, how are you feeling Anna, Christmas coming or Christmas
Speaker 3: shoppings all done?
Speaker 2: I hope, I'm excited. I'm about to head to Mildura.
Speaker 2: We're going to Mildura. Christmas shopping is not yet done,
Speaker 2: but I'm definitely getting into the festive spirit. We had
Speaker 2: ow Where's Your Head At Christmas party?
Speaker 3: That was fun. We went down to Morris Jones knocked
Speaker 3: back a couple of rose is one of the best
Speaker 3: drops I've said i've ever had.
Speaker 2: I actually woke up with a bit of a hangover
Speaker 2: the next day. I really, as we've both spoken about,
Speaker 2: we haven't been drinking, so it.
Speaker 1: Really just like got me. The next morning. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's feeling a bit foggy.
Speaker 3: I remember we had an extra large coffee that next day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a bit of a hangover as well. Well,
Speaker 3: what have you been doing Christmas? See? Do you have
Speaker 3: any Christmas recommendations for our audience?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, So on the weekend I actually went to the
Speaker 2: Moonlight Cinemas really fun.
Speaker 3: I went there this season as well. How good is it?
Speaker 1: It's so good, Like the weather was amazing.
Speaker 2: We watched Love Actually, you know, that's like one of
Speaker 2: my all time favorite Christmas movies. I'll probably watch it
Speaker 2: like three more times. And yeah, it was just really good.
Speaker 2: There have a whole lineup of great Christmas movies and
Speaker 2: some not Christmas Eve movies that you can watch. And
Speaker 2: I think it's going throughout January.
Speaker 3: So really cool vibe there. I did it last year
Speaker 3: as well, I've done it this year. It's just a
Speaker 3: real like festive vibe. I feel that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if where you are living because we know,
Speaker 2: we have lots of different people tuning in from around
Speaker 2: the world. If they don't have a Moonlight cinema, you know,
Speaker 2: a drive through movie, that's what we're talking about, where
Speaker 2: you go in drive in you know.
Speaker 1: Kick the Booter.
Speaker 2: You can put your like douvet in there, your blankets
Speaker 2: and get cozy and it's.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a fun little thing to do over
Speaker 1: the Christmas season.
Speaker 3: Well, my recommendation is, so on Christmas Eve, you know,
Speaker 3: I have a big Christmas to you know, with my
Speaker 3: family on my mom's side, with my mum and my
Speaker 3: sisters and their partners. My recommendation is we all do
Speaker 3: it is Christmas cocktails, so to get fully in the spirit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know a lot of pubs have started doing them
Speaker 3: as well in bars. I will leave a list of
Speaker 3: some good ones and the recipes on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: So if you're not a part of that, where's your
Speaker 3: head at fam, there's a link in our bios to join.
Speaker 3: Some ones that I wanted to point out that I
Speaker 3: think are really good are the White Christmas Margarita, Oh,
Speaker 3: the classic eggnog, can't go past that, the jingle Juice,
Speaker 3: loving the name, they're all Christmas names, Tirima Sue White Russians.
Speaker 3: I've never had one of them. The Christmas mimosa.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I do actually, which is a
Speaker 2: Christmas drink which I just realized, which because I.
Speaker 1: Obviously only do this once a year.
Speaker 2: What we do is we get like the jello shots
Speaker 2: in those little yellow glasses with vodka obviously, and then
Speaker 2: we get some whipped cream, put it on the top
Speaker 2: of the shots once they've been made, and then like
Speaker 2: a little red button and they look like a Santa hat.
Speaker 3: I was just about to say the mistletoe shots.
Speaker 1: Is that the same thing?
Speaker 3: Yellow shot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And do they look like Sandra's hat?
Speaker 3: Well? These are green, a bit of stuff, candycane on
Speaker 3: the top and a bit of mint. But they're exactly
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 1: Love that.
Speaker 3: Our favorite one is the Grinch and the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 3: They're like Maduri maduri. Yeah, A much of other stuff there, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: A candy cane you mix it in.
Speaker 1: Oh so you put a candy cane in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have to do that. I'm definitely going to
Speaker 2: do that on Christmas because I love that. There's nothing
Speaker 2: better than a cocktail. And when they're Christmas themed. It
Speaker 2: just makes them so much better.
Speaker 3: The Christmas vibe. So I'll leave my recipes up on
Speaker 3: the Facebook page. Everyone get around them. Send us your
Speaker 3: photos as well. I'd love to see some of your photos.
Speaker 3: Are the ones you make.
Speaker 2: I'll make some and I'll definitely put them on the
Speaker 2: Facebook page. I want you to do the same. I
Speaker 2: want to see I want to see how the og
Speaker 2: does it?
Speaker 3: Okay, what of pressure on me? Now?
Speaker 2: Look, we know you guys are loving the hotline, but
Speaker 2: since it's Christmas, we were like, we need some of
Speaker 2: your crazy Christmas stories. So thank you so much to
Speaker 2: everyone who has sent their stories through.
Speaker 3: Do you have any crazy Christmas stories? I mean, Christmas
Speaker 3: is a time where families get together, and not all
Speaker 3: families a smooth sailing. Let's be honest. You say you
Speaker 3: can't pick your family.
Speaker 1: You can't pick your family.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of crazy drunk huncles. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of angry grandparents, there's a lot of I'll I'll tell
Speaker 3: our stories before we go to the listeners. But do
Speaker 3: you have one?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Look like we've had everything from like my brother getting
Speaker 2: food poisoning on Christmas Day and just like project our vomiting,
Speaker 2: and everyone was like, you've totally.
Speaker 1: Run Christmas dinner because now all we can sell is vomit.
Speaker 2: A couple of Christmases ago, my family was just the
Speaker 2: four of us. There was like a bit of beef,
Speaker 2: and I think it had something to do with the
Speaker 2: fact that my brother was hungover from the night before
Speaker 2: he had been out drinking. You know, it's a big
Speaker 2: thing at the moment, and not just at the moment,
Speaker 2: it's been full forever. Christmas Eve parties they just fuck
Speaker 2: up everyone's Christmas plans. They put all of the twenty
Speaker 2: year old and teenagers into the bad books for Christmas
Speaker 2: Day because they moody hungover. Guys, if you can't deal
Speaker 2: with the hangover on Christmas Day and push through and
Speaker 2: pretend like you're fine, don't go to a Christmas Eve party.
Speaker 2: That is my number one piece of advice for everyone,
Speaker 2: because honestly, we have had some wars in our household
Speaker 2: with my brother being hungover.
Speaker 3: So on that my best mate Dale's birthdays on the
Speaker 3: twenty fourth of December, oh so selfishly back when we
Speaker 3: were he's now stopped that, but back when we were
Speaker 3: eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one, we would go.
Speaker 1: Out to celebrate.
Speaker 3: It would celebrate and we would get fucked up. And
Speaker 3: I remember one year I came home at godly hours
Speaker 3: of the morning. I'm not sure, but I remember looking
Speaker 3: at my cock and thinking, oh, it's a couple of
Speaker 3: hours before everyone gets up for Christmas. So I passed
Speaker 3: out under the Christmas tree, rip all the present Santa Special, yeah,
Speaker 3: with the no top on. I remember because it was
Speaker 3: used to be the local nightclub where we would go
Speaker 3: and then wrestle in the kebab shop, so which is poured.
Speaker 3: They'd give you water as you let left, and you'd
Speaker 3: pour water all over the floor of the tiles and
Speaker 3: you'd wrestle and we'd just be drunk. It's nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's poor people who owned the kebab shop.
Speaker 1: They must have hated you.
Speaker 3: So I remember slipping over and hitting my slide of
Speaker 3: my thing and.
Speaker 1: It was all bruised inside of your bum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I woke up and my mom was like, Matthew, Matthew,
Speaker 3: and I remember laying on it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: not to mention my head. She's like, have a shower
Speaker 3: and go to bed, and I was like She's like,
Speaker 3: everyone's getting up, so you don't want to ruin Emma's Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh your poor muk.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, so I got off off
Speaker 3: the Chris, off the floor, underneath the Christmas tree and
Speaker 3: under off the presence, and yeah, I came to I
Speaker 3: was young then my liver was a fighter over for
Speaker 3: Christmas Day. But yeah, that was back in the day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I've also been sick on Christmas, have you.
Speaker 2: Well with like hangover a few poison food poisoning.
Speaker 3: I remember I ate way too many prawns a Christmas
Speaker 3: lunch and I was meant to have this girl around
Speaker 3: for that Christmas night for you know, like to hang out.
Speaker 3: And I remember sitting on the toilet with the door open,
Speaker 3: and I was like crying, telling my mum and my
Speaker 3: sisters to take me to hospital. Oh my stomach has
Speaker 3: exploded in itself.
Speaker 2: Well, on that note, let's hear everyone's Christmas stories on
Speaker 2: the hot line today.
Speaker 1: Hello, you've reached Anna and Nutt.
Speaker 3: We can't get to the phone right now, but.
Speaker 2: Please leave us a message on our hot line after
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Speaker 3: Okay, so our first hot line comes in from Ellie.
Speaker 3: Let's hear what Christmas horror story or what Christmas story
Speaker 3: she has to tell us.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, So my Christmas story is from when I
Speaker 4: was a kid, Me and my brothers still believed in Santa.
Speaker 4: I think I was like five years old at the time. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So on Christmas Eve we went to bed and during
Speaker 4: the night, I woke up because I heard some really
Speaker 4: loud bangss and like some muffed muff voices coming from downstairs.
Speaker 4: So of course thought it was Sannah, so it crept
Speaker 4: them down it's just by on him. But it wasn't Sannah.
Speaker 4: It was our neighbor who was drunk from our Christmas
Speaker 4: Eve drinks, and he led himself into her house and
Speaker 4: was proclaiming his love for my mom anyway, so weird.
Speaker 4: My dad kicked him out, and apparently my mom had
Speaker 4: no idea that he felt that way.
Speaker 1: What that is fucking weird. That is the strangest story
Speaker 1: I've ever heard of my life.
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be their parents were
Speaker 3: doing the doing the dirty, doing the dirty, having sex.
Speaker 3: But I think that's that's better than seeing catching your parents.
Speaker 2: So yeah, definitely better than catching your parents.
Speaker 1: But geez, like, how is the audacity of this neighbor.
Speaker 3: That's actually very funny, eliot. I wonder what happened. Did
Speaker 3: they ever speak to their neighbor again? Did the mom
Speaker 3: did the dad?
Speaker 1: Probably like we we've got to move.
Speaker 3: We've got to move the guy next door who loves you.
Speaker 3: Imagine though, that like your your wife, like your next
Speaker 3: door neighbor's in love with your wife, you wouldn't ever
Speaker 3: want to leave a home alone again.
Speaker 2: In case, what a cool memory and a sight to
Speaker 2: see at five years old. I mean fucking hopefully that
Speaker 2: doesn't happen to anyone this Christmas.
Speaker 3: I imagine if you came down and he was dressed
Speaker 3: like Santa and he was declaring love, and you actually
Speaker 3: thought as a kid, and he loves my mom, Dad,
Speaker 3: I want mom to be with Santa. I want to
Speaker 3: go to the North follow with Santa. Okay, So our
Speaker 3: next one comes in from Rob. Let's have a listen
Speaker 3: to this one.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, my girlfriend's a fan and she wanted me
Speaker 5: to send this into you. So a few years ago,
Speaker 5: my brother's girlfriend broke up with him on Christmas Day.
Speaker 5: We just finished Christmas lunch and we're all going to
Speaker 5: go hang out at the pool, and she was like
Speaker 5: actually no, I'm going see you. And she left. They'd
Speaker 5: been together for like four years, and yeah, that was it.
Speaker 5: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: That is savage.
Speaker 3: That is like it's a season for giving, a season
Speaker 3: to be kind to everyone. She's just gone, why do
Speaker 3: you reckon? Do you reckon? She had that planned?
Speaker 1: No, I think something must have happened. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I can't do.
Speaker 3: It anymore, can't wait by how much gravy he put
Speaker 3: on his Christmas hand and Christmas turkey.
Speaker 2: She's like, you can't ruin someone's Christmas like that. At
Speaker 2: least wait until the time in between Christmas and New Year.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like maybe.
Speaker 3: Then did he say that it was at his Christmas
Speaker 3: as well? So she's just packed up from her family,
Speaker 3: his family and just gone, see, I'm leaving. So awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that takes.
Speaker 3: Falls to do that.
Speaker 2: Imagine having to console someone on Christmas Day because the
Speaker 2: girlfriend of four youth has broken up.
Speaker 3: With them, literally right in front of you at the dinner.
Speaker 1: You'd be in disbelieve. I'm in disbelieve hearing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, blood is shocking. Okay, So our next one comes
Speaker 3: in from Jess.
Speaker 6: Him at Nana. It's just here second time caller. Actually
Speaker 6: I called a few weeks ago. You appreciate the first
Speaker 6: Dates hotline and you use my message about the first
Speaker 6: date about that I went on with a guy who
Speaker 6: wouldn't stop bitching about his ex. Well, I have a
Speaker 6: Christmas story for you this time, and it's a family story.
Speaker 6: So a few years ago, my big extended family was
Speaker 6: doing a Secret Sannah and my mum was in charge
Speaker 6: of it. And so she's like she's getting everyone's names
Speaker 6: together and you know, telling everyone who they have to
Speaker 6: buy for and everything. And so Christmas Day rolls around
Speaker 6: and now a bit of backstory. I am one of two.
Speaker 6: I have a younger sister, and there's been a running
Speaker 6: joke in my family forever that my sister is the
Speaker 6: favorite of the two of us. It's very funny. I'm fine,
Speaker 6: but it is.
Speaker 1: It's just a running joke.
Speaker 6: And so anyway, so Christmas Day rolls around and everyone's
Speaker 6: like getting handed their presence and opening and being like,
Speaker 6: oh who had me and all this stuff? And suddenly
Speaker 6: all the presents had been given out and I didn't
Speaker 6: get a Secret Santa present.
Speaker 3: And then I look over, I got her.
Speaker 1: And my sister has.
Speaker 6: Two secret Santa presents bizally, and it turns out that
Speaker 6: my mom had accidentally put my sister's name in the
Speaker 6: Secret Santa thing twice, and she had put my name
Speaker 6: in no times, so she was horrified. She felt so
Speaker 6: bad about it. It was a complete like slip of
Speaker 6: the mind. But you know, I've obviously never let her
Speaker 6: live it down, and I never will.
Speaker 3: You have this problem. Was Chris the favorite growing up?
Speaker 3: Or were you?
Speaker 2: I think he might have been because he was like
Speaker 2: the younger boy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think like my mom.
Speaker 2: Had Chrissy as her favorite, and I was my dad's favorite.
Speaker 3: I think, okay, my mum was very good. We never
Speaker 3: played like. We never had favorites. Dad's favorite was clearly Lara,
Speaker 3: but Mum, you could never tell who it was. I
Speaker 3: never was stuck in a situation with it like that,
Speaker 3: Like that would be you'd get so.
Speaker 2: Angry if I would be furious if that was me,
Speaker 2: Like I would be so salty about that, because like,
Speaker 2: if it's already a running joke and then the mom
Speaker 2: puts the sister in twice, I'd be like absolutely not,
Speaker 2: Like you owe me big time.
Speaker 3: I would pack my bags and be like I'm done here.
Speaker 3: I don't to find someone else I would appreciate and
Speaker 3: love me for who I am and get me a
Speaker 3: secret Santa.
Speaker 2: I hope that this Christmas it's all equal and siblings
Speaker 2: and presents, and you know everyone feels the same amount
Speaker 2: of love, because there's.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse Christmas not getting than the.
Speaker 2: Favorite getting really shown to be the favorite. Okay, Matt, Well,
Speaker 2: that's all we have time for. We hope everyone has
Speaker 2: a beautiful Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's this week.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the time with all of your loved ones and
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