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Speaker 1: It's a.

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Speaker 2: Podcast about the nude selfie. Not recommended. Never ever do it,

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Speaker 2: especially with yicloud these days. You never know where it's

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Speaker 2: going to end up, where it's going to be hacked,

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Speaker 2: and the next thing you know, everybody is having a

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Speaker 2: look at a very private photo to myself.

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Speaker 3: How many photos do you take of yourself to get

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Speaker 3: away before you're happy with your body?

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Speaker 4: Do you feel at any point do you look like

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Speaker 4: yourself from above and have an outer body experience and

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Speaker 4: think I look like an absolute idiot.

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Speaker 5: Someone could see me. Now it's a mirror shot, isn't it?

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Speaker 6: Or you don't have to be a mirror.

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Speaker 5: If you're going to do a full nude you're going

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Speaker 5: to have to have really long arms. Yeah, great with.

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Speaker 3: I would be because I've got long arm, but you

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Speaker 3: also have a long body.

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Speaker 5: Have to.

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Speaker 6: Do my nude shot.

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Speaker 4: I think you're right, though, Whip. I think everyone should

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Speaker 4: just have a blanket rule.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, do not don't do it, don't do it full stop.

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Speaker 2: But you're right. I think if you want to do

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Speaker 2: full body you need a mirror. But if you want

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Speaker 2: to do sort of more intimate side shot above shot,

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Speaker 2: below shot.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't recommend below shot.

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Speaker 2: Got the Money All the Money shot, which is another one.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, but apparently that's only

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Speaker 2: fans you get money for them images. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what it is. Here's the awkward thing. Is there a

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Speaker 2: cutoff age for the nude selfie? And we've done this

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Speaker 2: topic before? Where did you need selviy accidentally end up

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Speaker 2: because it can fall into the wrong hands. But I

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Speaker 2: want to know if there's a cutoff age, because I

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Speaker 2: don't think it's something probably parents should be doing. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: it's resurface, but Joe Biden's younger brother, Frank Frank.

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Speaker 5: Frank is sixty four, say franken and crack himself up.

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Speaker 5: He did just because I thought of at the time.

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Speaker 2: I don't do much prep for this show, guys, so

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Speaker 2: I'm just reading it as we go.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: Frank was sixty four, and unfortunately he's ended up on

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Speaker 2: a website called Guys with iPhones dot com, which is.

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Speaker 5: Not the I Phone, and I'm mad for that one.

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Speaker 2: Guys with iPhone photos of guys like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that's the original iPhone.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's the here I am with my

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Speaker 5: Nokia iPhone. You know, vintage. Yeah, vintage, that's fourth generation.

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Speaker 5: That is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: What I didn't realize is Guys with iPhones is actually

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Speaker 2: a site where other men go to to check out

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Speaker 2: other guys, which is fine, but it's very very popular.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Web for giving us all permission.

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Speaker 2: He's come out and said, I don't care. I'm not fast.

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Speaker 2: He's actually married and he said that's between Mindy and me.

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Speaker 2: So his lafe's name is Mindy Frank and Mindy. There's

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Speaker 2: a movie thirteen twenty four ten. If your parents you

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Speaker 2: discover that they had taken some private photos.

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Speaker 4: Can I just jump in here quickly because you was

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Speaker 4: at home. Don't bring my mother into this that she

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Speaker 4: is out of bouncey. My mother is out of bounds

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Speaker 4: on this show.

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Speaker 3: And the only way you can defend yourself either is

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Speaker 3: by giving us a call.

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Speaker 5: You get sorry, Kate, that wasn't for you.

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Speaker 4: No, what I'm saying is you're saying you asked the

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Speaker 4: question about whether there.

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Speaker 5: Is an age cutoff, and you said, oh, these people

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Speaker 5: are parents. I mean we're all parents.

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Speaker 4: In here, so I mean parents need love and too,

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Speaker 4: and maybe parents need parents.

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Speaker 5: You know, parents have fearings. Parents are human beings.

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Speaker 4: I think as a child, the older you get, the

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Speaker 4: more you realize that your parents are just people trying

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Speaker 4: to get through life, and they have needs and wants

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Speaker 4: and desires and all of that stuff is wrong.

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Speaker 3: You've obviously heard an album yourself in this photo.

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Speaker 4: Now, I don't know, I don't, but I just think

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Speaker 4: you asking about the whether there's defensive about the older

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Speaker 4: person moody, Well, because I think we're a bit being

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Speaker 4: a bit. Age is well, let's take the age just

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Speaker 4: off it and just say, are your parent? Do you

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Speaker 4: want to just go a blanket?

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Speaker 2: Because I think the idea is that when you become

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Speaker 2: that you would like your kids to understand it. Therefore,

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Speaker 2: you don't behave that way either.

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Speaker 5: And when does that start for you? I'm not sure tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not sending any nudes and I'm not taking

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Speaker 5: Have you once? No for Lisa, No, as a joke.

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Speaker 2: No, I was in a hot tub and I was

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't send a photo. She'll never come in.

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Speaker 6: She didn't, she fell asleep.

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Speaker 5: That is one show I do not want to.

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Speaker 1: Marry She wasn't asleep. We've all done that, Dre, so

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Speaker 1: I'm sure she was. Let's get care on from our goa.

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Speaker 1: Your grandparents tell us about that care.

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Speaker 7: What Sorry to be awkward, A bit of an accident,

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Speaker 7: but I'm a nurse and my grandpa lives a little

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Speaker 7: bit away from me. But he's quite tick savvy. So

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Speaker 7: he took a photo of a rash that was in

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Speaker 7: his groin area and wanted just to send it to

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Speaker 7: me so that I should sort of say, you know

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Speaker 7: what cream he needed to put on it. Accidentally put

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Speaker 7: it in our family group chat, Good morning, par.

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Speaker 2: Do you think there's a cream for this? I don't know,

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Speaker 2: but there's a tablet?

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Speaker 5: Oh God.

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Speaker 3: Being a grandfather, you probably would have said his knees

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Speaker 5: Care.

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Speaker 2: He was bringing the church bell, thank you?

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Speaker 5: How old was he?

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Speaker 8: We go?

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Speaker 5: How old was he at the time? Around we're not.

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Speaker 6: Going to beat seventy eight?

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Speaker 9: Can we beat seventy out? That's a asked Sydney. What

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Speaker 9: is the oldest mood selfie ever taken? This is a

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Speaker 9: great topic. He came up when Tommy had scattered Jess

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Speaker 9: in Forestville. What have you got jess Hi.

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Speaker 10: Well, when my grandparents were unable to move themselves so

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Speaker 10: they were moving into care authorities, my mother and I

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Speaker 10: had to go through their house and pack up for them, essentially,

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Speaker 10: and my grandfather said, by table, we found the intimate

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Speaker 10: photos of my beautiful grandmother.

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Speaker 11: She was thirty.

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Speaker 5: You know what actually made if you feel really happy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: But just what was the pose? Can I ask you?

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Speaker 10: I was sitting in a chair. No, it was beautiful.

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Speaker 10: It was actually a beautiful photo. She was sitting in

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Speaker 10: a chair, but the back of the chair was faced

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Speaker 10: but you can tell you're to wear any clothes, so

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Speaker 10: you could see her chest and she was posing. Beautiful

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Speaker 10: it was. It was actually a beautiful photo. My grandmother

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Speaker 10: was mortified and ripped it up. But there it was

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Speaker 2: It's quite artistic, isn't it a beautiful piece of art?

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Speaker 5: And well it was practically Norman lindsay, Yes, it was

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Speaker 2: That's a quick little I mean, but that's different to

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Speaker 2: that than grinnings up on the kitchen bench.

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Speaker 6: With a timer set up, not with a spatch, you

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Speaker 2: Okay, Can I ask Jess, was it something that your

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Speaker 10: Like, oh, I'm sure it was in his top drawer

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Speaker 10: of its day table stuff.

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Speaker 3: He would have been jarring first up, though, jest for

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Speaker 5: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 10: Not as jarring as finding his recent adult collection.

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Speaker 5: All right, so he's got four.

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Speaker 10: That was a bit more jarring.

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Speaker 5: We kept that one person.

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Speaker 6: The nursing homes.

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Speaker 5: Ready, he's coming in hot.

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Speaker 3: I remember what I found when I found Dad's down

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Speaker 3: in the shed. There was an element of disgust, but also.

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Speaker 5: A boy. Did you tell him? Did you say anything

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Speaker 5: to me? Of course I didn't. It was why would

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Speaker 5: you job yourself in? Then you can't sneak out to

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Speaker 3: But I read every article in those Hudson in monovarle

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Speaker 3: Is this your grandparents or parents?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: So this this isn't even my parents.

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Speaker 8: I was on It was back in lockdown during COVID.

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Speaker 8: I was tutoring these kids when all classes in school

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Speaker 5: For online learning.

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Speaker 8: And we were doing a little task and we had

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Speaker 8: because there was just a couple of all these nude

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Speaker 8: just like, I have to grab the iPad and it

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Speaker 8: But the worst part was, I mean I was doing

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Speaker 8: think you need to unthink your eye clad to the

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Speaker 8: to the kids, I pay because moost photos are coming through.

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Speaker 6: You got to pay the school first.

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Speaker 3: And that's the thing with elderly people and technology. They

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Speaker 3: accident's going to happen.

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Speaker 5: Really, but I wouldn't have a clue.

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Speaker 6: Don't you start doing any of that gear?

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Speaker 5: Did you come up on the big screen here in

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Speaker 6: Bridges never looks.

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Speaker 5: With Kate Richie on over.

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Speaker 2: Any other lads getting around feeling the pressure when it

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Speaker 2: comes to Mother's Day. Just to get it right, you've

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Speaker 2: got to do something special. You need to acknowledge in

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Speaker 2: the correct way. And there's no way to thank a

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Speaker 2: mother for what she does. It's impossible to be completely

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Speaker 2: what's the word I'm looking for, grateful for what a

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Speaker 2: mom does. It's an extraordinary role. So and I feel

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Speaker 2: like the pressure adds up and it's almost like triple

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Speaker 2: demerit points, triple demerit relationship points on Mother's Day.

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Speaker 5: If you get it wrong, Oh absolutely so if you

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Speaker 5: wake up hungover, yeah, or you have done something.

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Speaker 1: Correctly in the car, remember that period where you hit

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Speaker 1: eighteen and you're out all.

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Speaker 5: The time with your friends.

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Speaker 12: Yep, these are the moments right where they tests you

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Speaker 12: the most. Being hungover, don't do that, and then having

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Speaker 12: to go and spend a breakfast or a lunch.

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Speaker 5: With mum on Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: You've really got to focus and concentrate as hard as

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Speaker 3: you can, because if you stuff that up, the whole

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Speaker 3: family looks that you looks.

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Speaker 5: Down at car.

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Speaker 6: I remember one.

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Speaker 2: Mother's day, and I would have been young, and I

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Speaker 5: My dad went off his head. Why did you do that?

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's not doing anything at all. Spelt mum

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Speaker 2: No, she wrote it herself, like the rest of my homework, mommy.

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Speaker 2: Which anyway, yesterday, I knew there was a lot of

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Speaker 2: So I got an early flight back to Sydney.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was. I was surprised.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got no turbulence. But the thing was the day before.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm so detailed and thorough with all my plans,

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Speaker 2: I might be running fifteen minutes late. Is that cool?

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Speaker 2: Just giving you the heads up? She writes back. Was

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Speaker 2: the booking under this name? Oh all right, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: booked it a couple of months ago. What's your phone

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Speaker 2: Mother's Day. This is for Lisa, So not your mum.

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Speaker 2: You've left Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, Lisa, Lessa and the kids.

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Speaker 5: Family.

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Speaker 3: In the situation like that, what's the first thing you do?

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Speaker 3: You ring Tom to organize.

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Speaker 6: It for you in a pose.

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Speaker 4: I love how he's even pretending that he's on the computer.

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Speaker 4: He's so sor do you do this stuff yourself? Do

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Speaker 4: you sauces?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: Do you book stuff for Whip? I didn't book this one, no,

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Speaker 5: because knowing that Tom's little man Louis was sick all weekend.

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Speaker 5: I'll let you go this weekend and it was your

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Speaker 3: Got Tom two days on the Sydney Derby a couple

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Speaker 3: of weeks ago, got Tom to get five tickets.

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Speaker 5: He didn't even rock up. Are you seriously?

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Speaker 4: So that's rude When you call to make a booking

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Speaker 4: for Whip? Does it work for you or against you?

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Speaker 4: When you say I'm calling on behalf of your.

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Speaker 5: First name, Michael, Michael, thanks Katie, and.

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Speaker 2: Then I'll say Michael with a whip, Flynn bombshell, big

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Speaker 5: So I we always have a table for mine, Mikey.

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Speaker 2: When I get off the plane, she's still going. So

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Speaker 2: we don't have a booking a ringer, and I said, look,

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Speaker 2: I'm in a desperate situation here. I've flown in for lunch.

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Speaker 2: Any I didn't need to add that. I said, is

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Speaker 2: there anything you can do? Stick us in the corner?

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Speaker 2: Is there a table in the janitor's closet that you

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Speaker 2: this to run smoothly. Please help me out here, and

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Speaker 2: she said, you know what, I can squeeze you in somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I know you're the best thing on the planet. So

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to let Lisa know that I'd stuffed

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Speaker 5: We're still not sure.

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Speaker 2: So when I got home, Lisa was getting ready and

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Speaker 2: dressed because she'd been looking out for the kids. Running

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Speaker 2: out of time, I said, I'll take the kids down

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Speaker 2: to the restaurant now, and you come and join us.

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Speaker 2: We find our spot in the corner and it's perfect,

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Speaker 2: and I see the girl and I gave her the

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Speaker 6: Saving me on it's to give her a tip that's

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Speaker 6: coming back in now.

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Speaker 2: I did fifteen percent anyway, so then I'm sitting there

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Speaker 5: What's that? What's that smell?

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Speaker 6: When I looked at friends, She's going to wit. You

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Speaker 6: haven't have you? You haven't done a pool in the

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Speaker 6: back of your pants.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't wear an appy anymore, wasn't Lisa, wasn't. No,

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Speaker 5: it wasn't. She wasn't.

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Speaker 4: No accidents. And then well, just going by what you

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Speaker 4: the pants and all of that stuff. Forget Tom wasn't

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Speaker 5: He wasn't on the instagramming everything, so it was crazy.

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Speaker 5: Then then hang on a minute, guys, I know what

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Speaker 5: that smell is.

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Speaker 6: Can I just check your shoes?

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Speaker 5: Jack Scott the biggest dog poo on his.

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Speaker 2: Shoes you've ever seen, as if the dog had deliberately

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Speaker 2: and this dog.

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Speaker 4: I love it when it's it was onto the license.

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Speaker 5: It's like water. It'll find it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Lisa then messages me saying I'm

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Speaker 2: one minute away. So I say, guys, wait here, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to grab mum and I'll walk her.

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Speaker 6: Into the restaurant to do the nice thing.

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Speaker 5: What did you do with the poo at this point.

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Speaker 2: I left it there. It's on the bottom of his shoe.

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Speaker 2: I said, don't put your feet on anything.

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Speaker 5: That is a tay shoes. That is disgusting a restaurant

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Speaker 2: I get down, I get Lisa back to the table,

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Speaker 2: and Ted's just sitting there and he's not looking. He's

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Speaker 2: not saying anything. I'm going, how good is this?

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Speaker 5: Guys? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't here all weekend. Ted's still not saying anything.

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Speaker 2: Where is everything all right?

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Speaker 8: Mate?

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Speaker 6: He had an accident?

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Speaker 2: So why what have you done? Because I dropped my

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Speaker 2: glass of lemonade on the floor?

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Speaker 5: Why are they drinking a lemonade? Question?

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Speaker 6: It was naughty?

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Speaker 2: So I look under the table. Jack has rubbed his

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Speaker 2: foot all over the bot base of the table, didn't

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Speaker 2: I Jack? Jack's robbed all over the base's I try and.

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Speaker 5: Get the try and get the pool off. The lemonades

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Speaker 5: hit the floor. I look down. There's a mess of poo,

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Speaker 5: glass and lemonade the place.

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Speaker 6: Can I stink?

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Speaker 3: Can I just say, for someone right, for someone who

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Speaker 3: will point out for a poor hospitality worker, you a

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Speaker 5: Bit too warm. It's a disgust.

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Speaker 3: And then restaurants turn around and say, well, you owe

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Speaker 3: us even more money for absolutely we've given you a table.

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Speaker 5: You've rubbed dom pooh everywhere, and so.

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Speaker 2: The table next to us, the family next to us

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Speaker 2: said can we please move? And the lady is saying

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Speaker 2: we've got nowhere to put you, And I said, well,

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Speaker 2: what do you want me to help clean this up?

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Speaker 2: And the lovely waiter there, his name was Gonna.

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Speaker 5: If that's his name, he should have done it a

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Speaker 5: lot earlier.

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Speaker 2: He's going to clean it up. He's going to do this,

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Speaker 2: he's going to do he's going to move the stinks.

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Speaker 2: So tables are shifting around and there's nowhere to move

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Speaker 2: anybody because with the whip Fley family had squashed themselves

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Speaker 2: into the restaurant.

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Speaker 5: You like to create a scene? Did you like?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 5: I did not.

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Speaker 2: Lemonade and poo is a terrible combination. Last time you worry,

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Speaker 2: I think, I think Matt Moran and gun not easy

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Speaker 2: to brush poo off the floor either. Thanks Gunner for

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Speaker 2: a great lunch. I appreciate your help. And with Richie

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Speaker 2: on nov strange attack that happened last night at my place,

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Speaker 2: I was sitting there watching Sas on the couch and

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, he misses on the balcony starts screaming.

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Speaker 2: I ran out, and she had no top on. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know what was going on. The weird thing was

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Speaker 2: to our neighbors are doing some reno's at the moment.

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Speaker 2: They've cut down every tree in the backyard, So do

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Speaker 2: they have.

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Speaker 5: A permit for that? They did have a permit. They

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Speaker 5: poisoned them first and then cut them down, just.

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Speaker 2: Cut them down, cut down correctly, in accordance with council.

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Speaker 6: Regulations in Rose by regular the tree.

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Speaker 2: Protection zone out the front has been put up, but

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Speaker 2: the trees down the back, which were obviously not all

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Speaker 2: that significant, were cut down. Landscaping taking place. But because

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Speaker 2: of that, it's exposed all these other houses, so you

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Speaker 2: can see straight into our balcony where Lisa was last night,

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Speaker 2: and that's why I think it was even more confronting

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Speaker 6: On, waving at the neighbors.

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Speaker 2: She was jumping around to her the screams, and I

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Speaker 2: couldn't work out what had gone on. She was going

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Speaker 2: away today, so she was trying to get things ready

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Speaker 2: for me because I become the sole parent, and therefore

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Speaker 2: I have to have everything in order sole parent.

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Speaker 6: She sends me notes and stuff and.

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Speaker 2: The Lazagni's in the fridge one hundred and eighty, you know,

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Speaker 2: turn it up for too twenty for twenty minuturs do

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Speaker 5: And that is why she was topless out on the

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Speaker 5: balcony or no, that was just in preparation for going away.

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Speaker 5: Can you not do it on your own?

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Speaker 2: I could put it together, but she likes to guide

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Speaker 2: a little bit, and I'm happy with that guidance.

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Speaker 6: It's called teamwork.

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Speaker 5: But what about when she leaves you one day, you'll

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Speaker 5: have to do it on your own.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'll struggle with that then.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I invited you out for dinner tomorrow night

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Speaker 2: because she won't be here, so I've obviously planning replacements.

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Speaker 5: Said I won't be my number to get I think

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Speaker 5: maze learning French. So did she not have a friend

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Speaker 5: and mum's having an operation? I think my nan died

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Speaker 5: Newcastle disease. So you've got you've got the busiest Wednesday

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Speaker 5: I've ever heard. Oh, I know, all of a sudden.

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Speaker 2: It's weird anyway, So she's gone out to the balcony

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Speaker 2: and she was getting the kid's sports shoes ready.

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Speaker 6: So she's washed.

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Speaker 5: Because we're in the country on the weekend. She's washed

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Speaker 5: the kids sneakers.

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Speaker 6: They're now sitting out on the balcony.

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Speaker 2: What's happened was she went to bring the sneakers inside,

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Speaker 2: like I'm so angry.

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Speaker 6: I don't have footage of this.

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Speaker 5: I've only got the after footage. She's picked up.

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Speaker 6: One of the sneakers.

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Speaker 5: A frog. What of a lie?

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Speaker 11: A frog has jumped from her sneaker down the v

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Speaker 12: Because you would have thought it was a spider initially, yes,

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Speaker 12: So at.

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Speaker 6: This stage she's got a top on.

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Speaker 11: The frog launches from the sneaker down her top so

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Speaker 2: What if you had a spider that just appeared down

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Speaker 2: your top? You rip your top off, anything you can

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Speaker 2: do to get away from whatever that was that went

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Speaker 2: down my top.

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Speaker 3: Did you say to it Sunday You'll find it.

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Speaker 5: It's not as good as Kats Newcastle.

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Speaker 6: Joe could curb the frog.

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Speaker 5: Does he get at Richie? He does? Does that? Come on, Rainbow?

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Speaker 5: I put the raw connection together. You're the best.

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Speaker 4: Can I say something though? You jumped down at the

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Speaker 4: top like, if a frog and no disrespect to Lisa,

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Speaker 4: but if a frog jumps from a shoe into your shirt,

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Speaker 4: do you rip.

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Speaker 5: Your shirt off?

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Speaker 4: If you don't think frogs are frightening? I mean, well,

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Speaker 4: I've had spiders living in my bathroom. We had a

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Speaker 4: big guntsman last week. Can he live there for about

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Speaker 4: four days now? I think they've had babies and I

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Speaker 4: just leave them there.

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Speaker 5: Can't get rid of fighters or things like that.

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Speaker 2: And you're not focusing on the job you're doing, and

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Speaker 2: you're just bringing in some shoes and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: to as a surprise to you, frog launchers from a

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Speaker 2: shoe and goes down your top. Are you suggesting she

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Speaker 2: was trying to showcase from for the neighbors.

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Speaker 4: No, I just think she's probably not used to having

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Speaker 4: anything down top for a long time.

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Speaker 5: Frog hands love it is.

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Speaker 4: It would freak you out, Okay, if you didn't know

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Speaker 4: what it was.

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Speaker 6: She would freak out.

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Speaker 2: Tom Commercial Radio go and Graber frogs set up with

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Speaker 2: and I could have.

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Speaker 5: Frogs crawl all over me. And at what about cane toe?

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Speaker 5: I've met a few of those over the Axton NRL

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Speaker 5: references and Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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