Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. When I die, I
Speaker 1: want to come back as Drake Champagne Pop Champeen Puppy
Speaker 1: living it up in the sunshine with his seven hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollar win. I don't think many.
Speaker 2: People would be walking out of Crown Casino winning that.
Speaker 1: No, I thought you never. I thought the whole thing
Speaker 1: was with gambling, you never get to come out on top.
Speaker 2: Well swannye who knows how much he spent?
Speaker 1: That is true. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: Got to always think of that.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Drake, we need to speak about him again
Speaker 3: before the show ends because he's dined out again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, someone's.
Speaker 3: Given him a good list.
Speaker 1: Noboo. First, where did he end up? Second, let's have it.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3: Next let's and also Sweeping Statements is returning. It's our
Speaker 3: first live Thursday for twenty twenty five. Start thinking of
Speaker 3: your unpopular opinions. We'll give you a Baker's Delight voucher
Speaker 3: for sharing it with us. But next Onny, we need
Speaker 3: to talk about a holiday you took once or twice.
Speaker 1: Absolute lady madness.
Speaker 2: Happy Thursdays the.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan Show. We are fresh back this week as
Speaker 1: fresh as a panetaicuster. If you don't hardly mind my
Speaker 1: go to And I've got to tell you about where
Speaker 1: I went for the holidays. As soon as we finished
Speaker 1: work here, I basically went home and got my suitcase
Speaker 1: and went to the airport.
Speaker 2: With kids legged it out of here.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I'm not very good at booking holidays, I
Speaker 1: book them. I book the flights way too early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you do that? You book stuff so
Speaker 2: far in advance.
Speaker 1: I have to because I've got to have something to
Speaker 1: look forward to.
Speaker 2: Will to live, No, I really.
Speaker 1: Do's that's my thing. And I also think it helps
Speaker 1: the psyche of the kids as well. You know, like
Speaker 1: school can be dull and hard.
Speaker 3: It's so grim.
Speaker 1: And I have a big calendar in the in the
Speaker 1: living room that you can't help but see every day,
Speaker 1: and I'll write. For example, this one was Magnetic Island.
Speaker 1: I wrote it really big and a little around it.
Speaker 1: So just when you feel like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is a swimming carnival and I'm going to get into
Speaker 1: baby's in front of everyone, you go, Yes, Magnetic Island.
Speaker 1: It's only twenty one days away. So we went to
Speaker 1: Magnetic Island and I'd never even heard of it until
Speaker 1: about a year ago. Two years ago when my sister
Speaker 1: went equally on a whim. We're very similar, and she
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to have you heard of Magnetic Island?
Speaker 1: And I said, no, just like it's off towns. We've
Speaker 1: never heard of it, but me and Marc are going there,
Speaker 1: her husband. Anyway, she came back, She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I think I've just found the most magical place on earth.
Speaker 1: She as, it's like a TimewARP. And you know that
Speaker 1: I love everything nostalgic. If something's old and daggy, like
Speaker 1: low key, that's my vibe, jam because I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to yucky. You're young.
Speaker 3: But the one thing I had heard about Magnetic Island
Speaker 3: was that it is extremely boring.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's not for me, then no, no, no
Speaker 1: it's not for you, right, No, it's it's definitely not
Speaker 1: for you. But I think, what's it interesting about these
Speaker 1: sorts of places that I like? I'm always surprised that
Speaker 1: I don't know people think that I'm a Koali a girl,
Speaker 1: or they're like, oh, if I said I'm going to Queensland,
Speaker 1: they'll go, oh, You're going to Koalia, which is this
Speaker 1: like inredibly Lucks exclusive resort, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It would be your holiday.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not possibility, No, it's so expected. I don't oscillate
Speaker 1: between both. I'm a real basic girl. I don't mind
Speaker 1: it a holiday in a caravan, you know, like I
Speaker 1: really don't. And Magnetic Island is that vibe. It's like
Speaker 1: there's no one there. You eat fish and chips. At
Speaker 1: one point for lunch, I was hungry and I went
Speaker 1: to this there's like a little servo that sells bait,
Speaker 1: and I bought and it also sells frozen seafood that
Speaker 1: they've caught just off.
Speaker 2: Heaven like a big old are amazing.
Speaker 1: And I bought a kilo of frozen prawns and I
Speaker 1: defrosted them in the beach. And then I went to
Speaker 1: the equivalent of the seven to eleven and I bought
Speaker 1: some Praise mayonnaise and some tomato and made some morose
Speaker 1: sauce and we just I just peeled them there at
Speaker 1: the table, like it's real. I just couldn't believe how fabulous.
Speaker 3: Fresh seafood could get me there, because that's my jam
Speaker 3: and that's the one thing I like about my birthplace,
Speaker 3: Harvey Bay is the but you like.
Speaker 1: It when someone else, you know, prepares it for you.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I just loved it. It was so quiet, there
Speaker 1: was no one there, there was nothing to do. It
Speaker 1: was great and kids love it as well. The kids
Speaker 1: loved it. The kids really loved it because the water
Speaker 1: was thirty two degrees jack, the beach was thirty two
Speaker 1: degrees Wow, real life warm, Like it was just gorgeous. Anyway.
Speaker 1: But while I was there, I'm like, you know, a
Speaker 1: holiday with kids is different to a holiday you would
Speaker 1: have without kids. And I was like, oh God, there's
Speaker 1: so many things I want to do. I want to
Speaker 1: go for walks, and I want to there's this thing
Speaker 1: called the Forts Walk, which is you know, quite difficult,
Speaker 1: but it's all through all these army sort of forts
Speaker 1: and stuff that are buried in the cliff. At all
Speaker 1: these things I wanted to do that the kids were
Speaker 1: interested in. So what I did was, while I was there,
Speaker 1: I knew that I'd fall in love with the place.
Speaker 1: After the fourth day, so I booked again.
Speaker 3: While I was the hare, did you book the same
Speaker 3: place in the same location or did you mix it up?
Speaker 1: I bought the same location, yes, but smaller because I
Speaker 1: didn't have kids with me the second time, and I
Speaker 1: went back. I beat the same track, flying into Townsville,
Speaker 1: get the ferry over, go to the Ida, get a
Speaker 1: few supplies, get to the accommodation. But this time I
Speaker 1: didn't have to go snack hunting, and I didn't have to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, coerce people into living their lives. I just
Speaker 1: did my own thing and it was magical. I reckon though,
Speaker 1: I'm the only person that has been to the same
Speaker 1: place twice within two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very Cristy Swan coated.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it ain't broke.
Speaker 3: I mean, the obsessive personality is here to stay for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Caris come a stay.
Speaker 2: The hyperfixation is back to when you're going back? Is
Speaker 2: there a third trip in the works.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Chrissy Swan Show Drake updated. He has posted
Speaker 1: a photograph of himself looking rather portly. We're on Drake
Speaker 1: Watch here because in the country we're going to be
Speaker 1: talking about the reasons why he has posted that in clickbait.
Speaker 1: But now it's time for this Swan's sweepea steamers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's back. It's back for twenty twenty five. Our favorite
Speaker 1: segment and yours our This is where you get it
Speaker 1: all off your chest. You're not going to get in
Speaker 1: trouble for your unpopular opinion. We are all friends. What
Speaker 1: do they say on that Uber eat sat Charlie XX
Speaker 1: and Martha Stewart. We listen, we don't judge.
Speaker 2: You listen and we don't.
Speaker 1: And we don't judge. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give
Speaker 1: us a call. We're all ears.
Speaker 3: Kick us off for the use wani our third year
Speaker 3: of sweeping statements.
Speaker 1: Speaking of ears, mine has to do with the ears.
Speaker 1: The only I always get basis this word wrong? The
Speaker 1: only ear buds okay, headphones, earbuds. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say air pods because that's a brand name. The only
Speaker 1: things that you should listen to music yes through or
Speaker 1: have phone calls through your phone in your ears are
Speaker 1: are the ones that plug into your phone, corded ear
Speaker 1: buds for the wind. Don't give me, don't give me
Speaker 1: the air pods. Don't give me ones that don't what
Speaker 1: I have because I will lose them. I will lose them.
Speaker 3: That's a problem.
Speaker 1: I will lose them and then they run out of battery.
Speaker 1: And what are you going to do these ones. They
Speaker 1: plug in bank, never out of battery, never lost, they
Speaker 1: never fall out.
Speaker 3: They're getting the way of like your walk and strut
Speaker 3: theo walking.
Speaker 2: Yes they do.
Speaker 3: When they're plugging into my phone, it's annoying because you
Speaker 3: have to like then strategically plug your phone into.
Speaker 1: Your pant bottom or your you need a bum bag.
Speaker 3: That's just never going to happen.
Speaker 1: So that's front and center.
Speaker 3: It's perfect, absolutely not. AirPods are fantastic and one of
Speaker 3: my favorite inventions.
Speaker 1: Okay, good on you, whats some what's your mine?
Speaker 2: My sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: Oh this feels a bit. I don't know if it
Speaker 3: is that unpopular, but I think it is. I don't
Speaker 3: think we have enough billboards in Australia.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: I was driving down the Peninsula a lot over the summer,
Speaker 3: and every time I saw a billboard, I found myself
Speaker 3: getting excited. I love advertising. I love what they do
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 1: So do I. And it's such large forms. Your creatives
Speaker 1: can get really great, really good, and when you see
Speaker 1: a good one you get so excited. Like on the
Speaker 1: way home from the airport, I saw the Specsavers ad.
Speaker 1: Fantastic and it says welcome to Sydney and you've arrived
Speaker 1: in Melbourne, and then in Sydney it says welcome to
Speaker 1: Adelaide or whatever, and for a minute you get that,
Speaker 1: oh we're got panic, and then you go, ah, you
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 2: You got me your cheeky Yes, I respect say this.
Speaker 3: I agree there should be more, and I think it
Speaker 3: helps people like stay alert on the road when you're driving,
Speaker 3: because it kind of grabs your eye.
Speaker 2: But I know most people I would be like.
Speaker 1: Money from the don't listen to them. Advertising makes the
Speaker 1: world cover.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I want our freeways and highways to look like Times Square.
Speaker 1: Agree.
Speaker 2: If I was the Prime minister, that's what.
Speaker 3: I would do. Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is
Speaker 3: your sweeping statement? Your unpopular opinion? We'll give you a
Speaker 3: Baker's Delight gift card, a voucher the Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Lets do it Swan's
Speaker 1: sweeping statements? Oh yes, we want to hear all your
Speaker 1: unpopular opinions. In fact, if you've got a sweeping statement,
Speaker 1: come sit by us.
Speaker 4: Hello, just center, Hello Christy, Hey you going?
Speaker 1: Oh good to hear your voice? How are you for?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five you're killing.
Speaker 4: It good and so glad to have you got it
Speaker 4: back as well.
Speaker 1: Isn't it good for Thank gosh, thank God for this show.
Speaker 1: It's keeping well. I'll speak for myself, it's keeping me sane.
Speaker 1: Just Cina, I'll be completely frank with you.
Speaker 3: You are our first sweeping statement back for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Give it to us.
Speaker 4: People who post first day of school photos on Instagram
Speaker 4: and Facebook should be been.
Speaker 1: I love the saltiness and negativity of this. Talk to
Speaker 1: me more about it. What is it about these photographs
Speaker 1: that upset you?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just thinking of it, Chrissie. It's like this week,
Speaker 4: it's just every post on Facebook firsthday of food photos
Speaker 4: like he still looks the same as it did last year.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm not listen it. I know what you mean,
Speaker 1: because I just feel like.
Speaker 3: No one cares about your kids, sorry, Jack, Like.
Speaker 1: I have kids and I know that no one cares
Speaker 1: about them like I didn't.
Speaker 3: How just Center and Criassy, how come you guys both
Speaker 3: know that? But like eighty percent of mothers out there don't.
Speaker 4: I know exactly, I don't know.
Speaker 5: They've got nothing else?
Speaker 2: And then and then do you know what else annoys me.
Speaker 1: Just we've got nothing else going on to this. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Let's really deep dive.
Speaker 3: What's even more annoying is than when they blur either
Speaker 3: their face or the school uniform logo, like just don't
Speaker 3: upload the picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, that's right, because we can still work it out.
Speaker 1: Of course, we can google image. Hey, just Sinta, what
Speaker 1: about this as an exception to the rule, I don't
Speaker 1: mind the ones taken on the last day of year
Speaker 1: twelve next to the first day, because I like to
Speaker 1: see how faces changed regardless of who they are. So
Speaker 1: I love seeing like a five year old kid and
Speaker 1: then an eighteen year old man. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that because it's like a before and after Jacinta.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, look, that's okay, all right, we'll let that one.
Speaker 2: Baker's Delight voucher for you, Justinta. Let's go to Sam.
Speaker 1: Hey Sammy, Hi, guys, so good. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4: I've got another school theme for you, but mine is
Speaker 4: that school hours are not long enough. They need to
Speaker 4: match up with working hours.
Speaker 1: Sam. I agree with you, and I got an email
Speaker 1: from my daughter's school saying our souls about it. Moms
Speaker 1: and dads, the school day finishes at three pm this year,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what even shorter?
Speaker 3: Don't you know I host a national radio show from
Speaker 3: total four pm. You should reply, of.
Speaker 1: Course I read that and put it straight in the
Speaker 1: trash because not my problem. Yes, Sam, look I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree with you one hundred percent. And also see
Speaker 1: also school holidays. It's like, how come no government has
Speaker 1: ever addressed the fact that most adults are lucky to
Speaker 1: get four weeks and you will leave a year and
Speaker 1: kids get twelve. What are we supposed to do with them?
Speaker 3: I mean, Jackie Bruceto when our Nova office here was
Speaker 3: telling me that she's been turning the motem off for
Speaker 3: the kids during the day, I was like, I like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been turning it on. I've been
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to get seven more.
Speaker 2: All right, let's finish with Esther. Sam, you've got the
Speaker 2: Baker's to like aboucher. I just imagine you how it's
Speaker 2: like a space ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I get a motor minute? Please stop
Speaker 1: fast enough? Esther, Hello, hello and welcome back and happy
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five and to you, and I just want
Speaker 1: to stop down for a second. And say your name
Speaker 1: is one of the best I've ever heard, and I'm jealous.
Speaker 5: Thank you for that. Thank you. Cut along story shot.
Speaker 5: My mother named me after a biblical character.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh my god, you are a saucy creature.
Speaker 1: I can just hear it in your voice.
Speaker 2: Esther, What is it?
Speaker 3: I love you?
Speaker 5: I love you? Okay, what is my statement?
Speaker 1: I love you?
Speaker 2: She's doing my job, she's wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: I feel like he and I should be friends. Okay,
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 5: Okay, Gold Class is way too dark.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I can.
Speaker 5: So you go into the Gold Class cinema, You've ordered
Speaker 5: your food, they come to deliver food, and you can't
Speaker 5: see for the life of you wants in front of you.
Speaker 5: The lighting is so dim it's like murder in the dark.
Speaker 5: Use the torch lights of your mobile to see what
Speaker 5: you're eating. It's just not enough lighting. And the is
Speaker 5: they bring you the food, and the lights given dimmer
Speaker 5: when the movie is about to start, so you have
Speaker 5: a little bit of lighting, you know, the movie trailers
Speaker 5: are on, but when the movie starts, it's like, okay,
Speaker 5: lights are out by and okay.
Speaker 1: What am I?
Speaker 5: What am I sitting? Okay of torch light. You don't
Speaker 5: know what you're eating. You can't see your food I've
Speaker 5: got and then with my glasses, I can't. I still
Speaker 5: want to use the torch light of the mobile. Follow
Speaker 5: Did I order the right did they bring with the
Speaker 5: wedges or what's this? So it's it's like murder in
Speaker 5: the dark, I'm telling you. And you don't want to
Speaker 5: Like when I go with my partner, I don't want
Speaker 5: to spill stuff on my on my clothes. I get
Speaker 5: a little bit annoyed. He's not really bothered, but you
Speaker 5: want to see what you're eating in your drinking. So
Speaker 5: I've said him, look, next time, we'll just get him
Speaker 5: full class. See a letter with you and pieces, and
Speaker 5: you can chomp on your popcorn and whatnot. You don't
Speaker 5: have to worry about what's in the potcorn. You just
Speaker 5: have to anyway going through story I've given you. So
Speaker 5: that's fine.
Speaker 2: Estes, just say murder on the dance Murder, say it, Say.
Speaker 5: It Murder the Dance Store, Cray Swan Show.
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Speaker 1: Cliches Drake updated in coming outside. Oh yeah, I'm outside
Speaker 1: with a fork a knife in my hand, showering down
Speaker 1: on the best French food in Melbourne at I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what this man knows how to do Melbourne.
Speaker 2: He's done his research, hasn't he?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? He was at Nobu yesterday, yes the
Speaker 1: day before, the day before, and then today photographs have
Speaker 1: emerged of him eating the most magnificent French food at
Speaker 1: a new restaurant called Mesombadad. We're talking steak. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm salivating. Look at that baronet's sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh it's amazing. Look at the chicken. Swany I need
Speaker 3: to take you here for your birthday lunch. Steel I
Speaker 3: was best in the world.
Speaker 1: Are they grapes or olives?
Speaker 3: Olives is big fat, juicy olives.
Speaker 1: Like God, you know, I'm in my olive era.
Speaker 2: Oh, we haven't talked about that yet.
Speaker 3: No, we have, like we have off air, but we
Speaker 3: need to bring it to our beautiful listeners.
Speaker 1: Yes, I had. I had an issue with my olives
Speaker 1: that I brought in and I didn't tell you. So
Speaker 1: I've entered my olive era and that's going to be
Speaker 1: my snack of choice.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: And I was coming into work and I had a
Speaker 1: handful of stuff, you know what, I'm like arms, armloads
Speaker 1: full of bags. Put them all in the car, rested
Speaker 1: the full tub of olives on the top of the car.
Speaker 1: Gone I'm driving. I was like two or three and
Speaker 1: I heard a massive crash on the road and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, what was that? Could be
Speaker 1: my phone, could be anything? Did a U tune? Went
Speaker 1: back and there were beautiful, juicy Sicilian olives all over
Speaker 1: the road. So I've got to go back in. It
Speaker 1: is heartbreaking, Yes, it is absolutely back and get it.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Pick up the old I have to.
Speaker 1: Go back to the supermarket and get them again, is
Speaker 1: what I mean. But yes, it's not completely unheard of.
Speaker 1: For me to beat ends up the streets. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about omelets, all right, because this restaurant, this
Speaker 1: French restaurant, I'm sure, does a beautiful omelet for breakfast.
Speaker 1: And you know that eggs are my favorite protein. I
Speaker 1: believe that an omelet is the perfect meal.
Speaker 3: I think we're sweeping statement last year is how awful
Speaker 3: the texture of omelets are.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand it. But you are classic gen Z. Okay,
Speaker 1: they do not like omelets, and they don't like them
Speaker 1: so much that they are incapable of cooking them and
Speaker 1: they find them too stressful.
Speaker 2: I stand by my gen Z pals.
Speaker 3: A poached egg is far superior, and the texture is
Speaker 3: better and they're easy to cook.
Speaker 2: An omelet just feels like a lot of ad mens.
Speaker 1: I just feel like you are not doing it right.
Speaker 1: My primary school children can make an omelet in the
Speaker 1: French style from egg to eating it with a fork
Speaker 1: in two minutes.
Speaker 3: Is it called from the Real Housewives?
Speaker 1: It is so it's so easy. In fact, I'm going
Speaker 1: to teach you what have we got coming up? Okay,
Speaker 1: by the time that we have done that, you're going
Speaker 1: to be dining on a beautiful French style, perfectly cooked
Speaker 1: omelet that you have made yourself.
Speaker 3: Do I have to make it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Make it for me.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to learn another culinary skill.
Speaker 1: Listen to mom. I like restaurants, and you are going
Speaker 1: to be able to make it. Look at what I
Speaker 1: did with your steak. I revolutionized your life. The Christy
Speaker 1: Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Is the Christy one Show.
Speaker 1: I've done it again. I was so good.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to pause for a minute there.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you did just do so good?
Speaker 3: Was teach me how to make an omelet.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, I said to Jack, I
Speaker 1: am going to teach you how to make an om
Speaker 1: hamlet in the time it takes for the news to
Speaker 1: go to war. And what did I do?
Speaker 3: You bloody did it. And I would like to retract
Speaker 3: my sweeping statement that I don't like omelets.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I've realized I was just cooking them like scrambled eggs
Speaker 3: and then flipping them and burning them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you.
Speaker 1: Cook them too much, they get that awful flavor. You've
Speaker 1: got to go low and slow. Babe.
Speaker 3: Tom filmed it, so we'll get Marco to whack it
Speaker 3: on our socials. You teaching me how to do I
Speaker 3: love this.
Speaker 1: I love this. You are with us, We are thrilled.
Speaker 1: We've got another hour to go with you. You're listening
Speaker 1: to the Crizzy Swan Show on Nova and we're about
Speaker 1: to give away a bum bag. We really mean business.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. If you would like a
Speaker 3: crack at Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's give
Speaker 1: away a bum bag Chrissies Quizzy. Well, hello, Indie. Oh,
Speaker 1: can I tell you that if you win this bum bag,
Speaker 1: it is a great place to keep all your highlighters
Speaker 1: and bits and bobs for your return to school.
Speaker 2: You back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a big day. Are you starting a new
Speaker 1: like a new era of school? Or is it just
Speaker 1: like grade three in the grade four? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm starting you seven. Are you excited, India? Are you
Speaker 2: a bit nervous?
Speaker 1: Both?
Speaker 2: Okay, You're going to smash it. I've got a good feeling.
Speaker 1: I do too. I feel very very confident for you, Indy,
Speaker 1: and you are playing against Anna. Hey, Anna, Hey, how
Speaker 1: are you going good? Has your Thursday rolling out good?
Speaker 5: I actually have just finished at school myself.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: I'm are you feeling disappointed that you are going up
Speaker 1: against a twelve year old and you're going to feel
Speaker 1: very bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's got it in the bag already.
Speaker 2: I think let's find out.
Speaker 3: The bum bag is going to be sent to one
Speaker 3: of you. And it's a beautiful new design this year. Guys,
Speaker 3: you're going to really love it.
Speaker 1: Your name's your buzzes Indie and Anna, and it's the
Speaker 1: best of five, meaning, hey, Indiana.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Question number one, how many days are there in January?
Speaker 3: Indy?
Speaker 1: Yes, Cindy, thirty one correct thirty one days. Question number two,
Speaker 1: A pickle is made from what fruit or vegetables? Sannah?
Speaker 5: Vegetable?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Well, no, what's the vegetable that? Anna?
Speaker 1: It's very Yeah, it is a cucumber. You can have
Speaker 1: pickled anything, but yes, we're after cucumber. That's one apiece.
Speaker 1: Question number three Today Phil Collins turns seventy three. Have
Speaker 1: you birthday? Philip? Name this song?
Speaker 2: Anna?
Speaker 3: Is the tonight?
Speaker 1: What a song?
Speaker 3: Alrighty? Question A number four is for the win, Anna,
Speaker 3: but Indy, you could still steal it back.
Speaker 1: Which singer slash rapper has touched down in Australia. Head
Speaker 1: of their arena shows Indy, Yes, Indy Drake correct. That
Speaker 1: is two a piece, is it?
Speaker 2: Question number five is for the win? It is a draw, ladies.
Speaker 1: The name the name of what insect is often shortened
Speaker 1: to mossyda Yes, Sannah mosquito. That is absolutely correct. But
Speaker 1: guess what, Indy. As a show of faith for you
Speaker 1: absolutely smashing high school, I am going to give you
Speaker 1: a Baker's Delight voucher and you are going to take
Speaker 1: vegemite scrolls to everybody.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sir, all right, good on you enjoy school
Speaker 1: and you've got the bum bag. Anna, Thanks for playing.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's catch up, shall we?
Speaker 3: Yes, m we have so much to discuss with Chrissy
Speaker 3: and Jack.
Speaker 1: I'll try and find that little story for you before
Speaker 1: the end of the show. It's really really cool.
Speaker 2: I loved when Willow was releasing music.
Speaker 1: She is really talented, she is.
Speaker 2: I wonder what she's up to nowadays. Her and Jayden
Speaker 2: have gone to be quiet.
Speaker 1: Yes they have, and thank god they're not waxing lyrical
Speaker 1: rubbish with their mother.
Speaker 2: That's cheap red cable.
Speaker 1: So much to discuss did you see Billy ray Cyrus's performance,
Speaker 1: and I use that word very loosely at Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: Liberty Ball, sort of the celebration I guess of his inauguration.
Speaker 3: I saw snippets Swanny, but I haven't watched the full thing.
Speaker 1: You you must, I'm going to play you a little
Speaker 1: bit of it, and then I'm going to discuss whether
Speaker 1: or not people need to step in and make sure
Speaker 1: people like that don't leave the house.
Speaker 3: Let me hear, I'm.
Speaker 6: Don't take my holes down road. I go ride, dear,
Speaker 6: I can no more. I'm gone take my horse to
Speaker 6: town road.
Speaker 3: I'm gone. What's he doing?
Speaker 1: He's like jumping around.
Speaker 6: I've gone, I can no more. No, you can't put
Speaker 6: your hands together now like that.
Speaker 3: If you encourage, you keep gone. If you encourage told
Speaker 3: me to kill as much time as.
Speaker 1: I told me to kill as much time as possible.
Speaker 1: It was the saddest thing I've ever seen. He looked.
Speaker 1: He's as white as a ghost, crazy hair, weird out,
Speaker 1: and he looks like a crossa Dween, Gandalf and Dumbledore.
Speaker 3: It's giving buscer on Chapel Street in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what someone around him. Really should have
Speaker 1: just said, mate, no, don't do this, this is an
Speaker 1: accident waiting to happen.
Speaker 3: And give me the bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 1: Billy, there's something going on there. And then his guitar
Speaker 1: wouldn't work later on, and I reckon it was on purpose.
Speaker 6: Does he may know the words that you break your
Speaker 6: heart while I'm there, child a little bit, let's check
Speaker 6: check you know what? Hell, just stab your fingers, that's okay,
Speaker 6: But that's okay. You can tell the world you never
Speaker 6: you can burn my clothes up when I'm gone, come
Speaker 6: on like, oh, you can tell your friend just what
Speaker 6: a food love being laugh and joke about me on?
Speaker 1: Is he all right? No, No, he's not.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And apparently his son Trace you know he's got I
Speaker 1: think he's got four kids, four or five. Anyway, Mile
Speaker 1: is the most famous of them all, but he is
Speaker 1: a son. Publicly said you've got to go get some help.
Speaker 1: What's going on, and then Billy Ray threatened legal action.
Speaker 1: It's very bad, very bad.
Speaker 2: Take help from your kids.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heysewany s mt D.
Speaker 3: Something that I had jotted down over our six weeks
Speaker 3: off to discuss with you is the Kardashians. Remember last year,
Speaker 3: I expressed concern about the fact they hadn't released a
Speaker 3: season where is it? I reckon they were not wanting
Speaker 3: to sort of delve into the Diddy stuff because they
Speaker 3: were quite close for did Hey? Anyway, A trailer has dropped.
Speaker 3: Season six starts next Thursday. Were a week away from it.
Speaker 2: But I think they've someone mentioned of did he? Mention
Speaker 2: of did he?
Speaker 3: But there was mention of Lamar Odin, who Chloe cut
Speaker 3: Ashen broke up with like over a decade ago. So
Speaker 3: I feel like we're really clutching its straws for a
Speaker 3: narrative here.
Speaker 1: Oh lamar Otem, it's not the father of her baby,
Speaker 1: that the basketballer. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They had a show together like back in I want
Speaker 3: to say, like twenty twelve, twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: Right, so why are they trotting him out?
Speaker 3: A listen Chris cries about him.
Speaker 1: I honestly think timing is everything. You guys are never
Speaker 1: going to guess who I'm at worth Hell.
Speaker 3: This is insane.
Speaker 1: That was the love of her life. I don't know
Speaker 1: this person anymore.
Speaker 3: Like, come on, guys, why are we talking and bringing
Speaker 3: back Lamar?
Speaker 1: And also they just had a meeting. That doesn't mean anything,
Speaker 1: does it or no, Well.
Speaker 3: It's just it was just a way to feel an episode,
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's continue our full debrief.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we have so much to discuss with Christy and.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could do this every segment of every
Speaker 1: day of every hour of our lives. But we'll just
Speaker 1: continue this one and then we'll finish it off for
Speaker 1: the day. I meant to tell you, you know that
Speaker 1: I've been decluttering blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I found a cookbook that I wrote when I was
Speaker 1: so it was nineteen eighty five, I was twelve. I
Speaker 1: was twelve years old, and I wrote this book. It's
Speaker 1: called Classic Cooking.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was in a Manila folder and it's got like
Speaker 1: the sea belongs to the Classic and the cooking. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a design feature.
Speaker 2: Can we sell it and split the earnings?
Speaker 1: There's only about twelve recipes in it, damn it. And
Speaker 1: what I did was this. I was so excited to
Speaker 1: see it again because it had some recipes. I knew
Speaker 1: that it existed, but I thought I'd lost it forever.
Speaker 1: And I knew that in it was an amazing buttercake
Speaker 1: recipe with pink ice an amazing slivid almond Spanish biscuit
Speaker 1: that I used to make.
Speaker 2: That is cressive as a twelve year old, can.
Speaker 1: I tell you? I used to make them for a
Speaker 1: month for her birthday, Like I would buy all the
Speaker 1: ingredients with my pocket money and make her own batch.
Speaker 1: They were so gorgeous, and I've always been looking for
Speaker 1: the recipe, never found it. There it was. And then
Speaker 1: I also remember there was a chocolate nut slice that
Speaker 1: sort of tasted like a cross between a Barchie and
Speaker 1: a Ferrero Rocher, and I think about it all the time,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, if only I could find that recipe. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's in this book that I wrote, and I've made
Speaker 1: that slice. I made it immediately as soon as I
Speaker 1: found it, and it is every bit as delicious as
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: That is so sick going to make the cake. I
Speaker 3: want to try the cake with the.
Speaker 1: What about this weekend? I actually don't have that much
Speaker 1: on this weekend. Why don't I make a few bits and.
Speaker 2: Bobs please, and we can try it.
Speaker 1: Because I thought what I would do is I would
Speaker 1: make it into like a little Instagram thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, Like, here's.
Speaker 1: The book, here's the recipe, and I'm making it again.
Speaker 3: Oh that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to do that.
Speaker 3: Had this whole radio caper not worked out, you would
Speaker 3: have made a good chef for cook I reckon.
Speaker 1: So yes, except the methodical prep is not my bag.
Speaker 3: But I think if you're a private chef, that's fine.
Speaker 3: You just make it up in your head and as
Speaker 3: long as it tastes goods, that's right.
Speaker 1: And I could just call it La Lady Madness Incorporated.
Speaker 1: That's right exactly. You get what you get, you don't
Speaker 1: get upset.
Speaker 3: That's the motto smtd swanny. You know I sleep with
Speaker 3: the car map every night.
Speaker 1: Yes, ce al m calm.
Speaker 3: I just can't do no noise, Like I need the
Speaker 3: aircon going or the car.
Speaker 1: Mapp see you and I I mean for other reasons
Speaker 1: as well. Could never be together because I need silence
Speaker 1: to the point where I wear earplugs every night. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I need silence, and yeah I need the dark bit. Basically,
Speaker 1: i'd like to, you know, take a dose of I
Speaker 1: can't do that.
Speaker 3: You're just whacking in a coffin. Alright, So Last year's
Speaker 3: green cal mapp sound was green noise with river.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what is that from?
Speaker 2: Like, so it's like green noise and then just a
Speaker 2: bit of a river in the background.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that would drive me crazy.
Speaker 3: But now I have moved on to white noise ocean
Speaker 3: ocean surf. Don't ask me the difference between white noise
Speaker 3: and green noise, but this is just a bit nicer
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 1: It sounds like are you familiar with the horror film Poltergeist?
Speaker 1: It sounds like the sound of television makes just before
Speaker 1: it comes alive and sucks.
Speaker 2: The Little.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show on Over is
Speaker 1: almost over, butul, Tim and Joel are lurking, loitering with
Speaker 1: intent to entertain.
Speaker 3: I believe today would be the first day of quick
Speaker 3: draw for twenty twenty five as well.
Speaker 1: It is. I've heard it's a very very interesting guest.
Speaker 3: Let's do this first though.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Clique, the ultimate list of ins and Outs has
Speaker 1: been released for twenty twenty five, as decided Jack. If
Speaker 1: you don't hardly mind by world class trend trackers.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never heard of them.
Speaker 1: Never, I mean you and I I do not care.
Speaker 2: Hate ins and outs?
Speaker 3: I know you tell you what an out for twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five is sharing your ins and Outskay, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what the trend trackers are saying
Speaker 1: are going to be in?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm the trend tracker, but sure you know what.
Speaker 1: I agree with you? You are you are? And that
Speaker 1: brings me to my question, which I'll ask you afterwards.
Speaker 3: All righty, what do they say?
Speaker 1: Inns? Card games? Who know? Who knows? Always good?
Speaker 3: Who knows good?
Speaker 1: But when has that ever been not good? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been playing Uno and I'm one hundred years old.
Speaker 1: You like it? Do you know what I mean? That's
Speaker 1: never been out? It's like saying, you know water, It's like,
Speaker 1: of course it is irl experiences. They're going for more
Speaker 1: meaningful in person experiences. And I get that because one
Speaker 1: of my kind of news resolutions is actually pick up
Speaker 1: the phone and speak to someone instead of texting. So
Speaker 1: I think that that might be my version of that.
Speaker 3: Right, I already do all of that, So got it?
Speaker 1: Nostalgia obviously, mad for it, curated algorithms. I love that
Speaker 1: the phone listens to me, do you? I love it
Speaker 1: gives me interesting stuff yep, coffee alternatives. How do you
Speaker 1: feel why slash in?
Speaker 3: I hate much. I hate the word. I hate the
Speaker 3: word mucha. It annoys me just MUCHA. What a stupid word,
Speaker 3: and also what a stupid flavor? And what a stupid drink? Agreed?
Speaker 1: Have a coffee is my thing? There? Now, dad cams?
Speaker 1: I thought this was interesting because you've got more of
Speaker 1: an old school camera and I love it. So you,
Speaker 1: of course, are a trend stead of here. That was
Speaker 1: last year for you, maybe even the year before. When
Speaker 1: did you make your parents buy that for you? I
Speaker 1: feel like it was Christmas twenty three. It's spot on,
Speaker 1: yes and excellent, and I would love one, but I
Speaker 1: just can't. I don't have the brain space to learn
Speaker 1: another technological thing. This is interesting. Apparently this is in
Speaker 1: niche emojis and emoticons. I cannot see you endorsing them.
Speaker 2: No, that's very yeah, No, that's no.
Speaker 1: No, And what about this Gibbets? Now, gibbets are the
Speaker 1: things that I've been buying for my daughter for two years.
Speaker 1: She's now over them. They click on to crocs, So
Speaker 1: to say that gibbets are in means that also crocs
Speaker 1: are still in and I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I think Gibbets. I don't have an issue with them,
Speaker 3: but like your daughter, Peg and I were talking about
Speaker 3: Gibbets two years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's.
Speaker 2: Already over there, so sorry.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's the trendsetter. What I want to know from
Speaker 1: you is as somebody that like I can't afford a
Speaker 1: life coach. That's why I work with you. And what
Speaker 1: I want to do is say to you if you
Speaker 1: were my life coach, which is sort of are unofficially
Speaker 1: what should I concentrate on as my in for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five because the ones that I come up with
Speaker 1: are kind of daggy and futile and just lead me
Speaker 1: down the path of nanimous scoury.
Speaker 2: I've got three, Okay, I've got three.
Speaker 1: So these are like my three words words that I'm
Speaker 1: going to focus on for twenty twenty five that I'm
Speaker 1: going to look into that I'm going to become minor sentences.
Speaker 3: But god still, Okay, the first one, and this doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be super boogie or like expensive, but I
Speaker 3: think it's a way to be more social, and that
Speaker 3: is eat out fortnightly.
Speaker 1: Can I do it on my own?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So I think it's really nice for you to take
Speaker 3: yourself out fortnightly. I think it gives you a nice reset.
Speaker 3: It's a good circuit breaker from being in the compound.
Speaker 1: It's true. I went to a sushi train last night
Speaker 1: with my kids and I felt alive. I walked there
Speaker 1: and walked home. That was enough. Okay, So fortnightly dinner.
Speaker 2: I like fortnightly dinner.
Speaker 3: I think let's not try and do it by yourself
Speaker 3: every time, okay, but I appreciate sometimes it will we
Speaker 3: babysteps post on Instagram at least three times a week.
Speaker 3: I think, like we need some curated content from you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. Can you help me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Can you set a reminder for yourself to go, Heybush?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Like I want to see something fresh on
Speaker 2: the grid.
Speaker 1: See therese are great. I wouldn't have thought of these.
Speaker 3: And what's the last And if our boss Sarah mcgilvray's listening,
Speaker 3: you need to do that as well.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: And the final one is, and you've this you you've
Speaker 3: already been doing this week, but you need to serve
Speaker 3: a look once a week.
Speaker 2: So once a week.
Speaker 1: I've done three in a row and.
Speaker 3: Exactly, but you just keep saying it's just the first
Speaker 3: week back. You know, you've been obviously helping out fits
Speaker 3: in Whipper. I appreciate you've served three days in a row.
Speaker 3: You've served looks, so I want this to stay.
Speaker 1: The only thing that I've mucked up today on the
Speaker 1: look is that I've actually got my pool slippers still.
Speaker 3: On fame this morning, so I haven't seen tho no look,
Speaker 3: oh no, but you've got a pedicure.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well they used to be. They used to be
Speaker 1: my good slippers, and then I washed them and they
Speaker 1: ruin them, and then they're so comfortable. I just wear
Speaker 1: them around the.
Speaker 2: Pool or to the ban They're fine, They're acceptable.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's a look.
Speaker 3: So once a week I don't want to see athleisure
Speaker 3: wear or activewear.
Speaker 1: I can do this, Jack, I really think I can.
Speaker 3: You've got a great wardrobe. You can shop your wardrobe
Speaker 3: as they say.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going through and that's what I've been doing.
Speaker 1: I've been going I had that thing. Life is now
Speaker 1: where it now.
Speaker 3: You could end up like Wendy Williams, locked in a
Speaker 3: facility in New York City with.
Speaker 1: Any luck, that's exactly where I lived at Can I
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