Speaker 1: Introducing our nixt kiss. He's an English funny man or
Speaker 1: a funny englishman. Either way, he's funny, he's English and
Speaker 1: he lives here in Malbourne.
Speaker 2: I just got married to an Australian. Course, people swear
Speaker 2: like you wouldn't but look at them coughing already over
Speaker 2: there bloody, because that's how my wife talks players.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Ross.
Speaker 2: Novel way to welcome me there just yawning in my.
Speaker 3: F I was just.
Speaker 2: Let's play a clip and.
Speaker 3: I better wake up. We've got to guess find.
Speaker 2: Some hecks in me, say tired ambivalence. That's what I like.
Speaker 4: I love you, it's good to have you.
Speaker 1: Look at this, showed the volume button. He was very impressed.
Speaker 2: Button that we call that a button? Well, that's a
Speaker 2: digital slang. It's a touch screen digit.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to the toilets. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's happening there that. Do you actually do your
Speaker 2: flush or do you just do you just wave your
Speaker 2: bits and it just automatically triggers it.
Speaker 3: Very modern.
Speaker 2: Look at you, like captain behind no idea of this
Speaker 2: does just don't lean on anything or the volume goes up.
Speaker 3: By accident.
Speaker 4: I want to play your clip from the start of
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: We were talking about how you were.
Speaker 6: Coming up and and Clint propped out a little fact
Speaker 6: apparently about you.
Speaker 3: He's a bike.
Speaker 4: Isn't he not a biki?
Speaker 1: He's he doesn't look like he is a motorbike?
Speaker 2: Doesn't he part of the Hells Angels?
Speaker 3: Does he ride a motorbike?
Speaker 4: Does?
Speaker 1: Does he ride a motorbike?
Speaker 4: He's not a bus?
Speaker 3: Does that's hot?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That hare helmet?
Speaker 3: Are you a biking ross Noble?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I just distance mysel? I do ride a motorcycle?
Speaker 2: Yes I am. I am a motorcyclist. Am I affiliated
Speaker 2: with any organizations? No?
Speaker 1: I mean there's some good ones here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I'm just sit Look, I would like to not mention.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 5: Wants to get an electric bike, and he thinks it's
Speaker 5: an entry.
Speaker 2: Of course, with his touchscreen swiping, he wants to convert
Speaker 2: to be he wants to be a cyborg, That's what
Speaker 2: he wanted.
Speaker 1: Did he want to sort of travel the country or right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah I did. I did a tour of ours
Speaker 2: where I didn't I didn't fly at all, So I
Speaker 2: did twenty six thousand, all on my bike. And then
Speaker 2: I would turn up and the vestment was when I
Speaker 2: was in Adelaide, I was I had to crossed the
Speaker 2: nullaball and on a motorcycle, and I put it into
Speaker 2: my little very early version of the GPS. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: massive graping, bigger than the bike. It was. It's like
Speaker 2: like a road train just with the GPS. And I
Speaker 2: put it in and it said go straight on for
Speaker 2: three days, then turn left. And you know what, I
Speaker 2: missed the left after the three days. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: did that. It's twenty six kmeters all around. I was
Speaker 2: doing all, doing all my kicks and stuff.
Speaker 1: After that, you know.
Speaker 2: What, after a couple of weeks, you developed very much.
Speaker 2: So I was ready for anything on the road. I
Speaker 2: was traveling down the highways. Nothing took me by surprise.
Speaker 2: I was ready, hard battled, battle hardened. That's very much so. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, and then I was racing dirt bikes
Speaker 2: as well. I trials riding, and also of.
Speaker 4: Krusty damon store. You're getting here?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about my undercarriage? Yeah, the Krusty Devens.
Speaker 4: I don't see you going over a jump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Enduring riding, you know, through the woods and
Speaker 2: then obstacles.
Speaker 6: That's see, I had you pinned as a sidecart guy.
Speaker 2: A side guy like Wallace and Gromm. Okay, geez.
Speaker 1: Love wall.
Speaker 4: Russes back on our screens tonight. Thank god you hear
Speaker 4: a bit of pa Bills seven thirty.
Speaker 6: On ten and ten Play with Cely Piccola in last
Speaker 6: week she's hosting the show.
Speaker 4: She's killing it.
Speaker 2: I love this absolutely doing a great job. Look you
Speaker 2: know what I'm not. It's it's my favorite. It's my
Speaker 2: favorite TV shoe I've ever I've ever appeared on. It's
Speaker 2: just it's just annoying that, you know, obviously they have
Speaker 2: different people every week, because I would literally just be
Speaker 2: turning up even if I wasn't booked.
Speaker 3: I'm here again, guys.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I just can I just go
Speaker 2: through the dog? I love it because it's the thing
Speaker 2: is is that when you watch that show, obviously, it's
Speaker 2: the fun of walking through. You just it's like a
Speaker 2: big dress up box and then everybody else is just
Speaker 2: but you walk through and then you're just playing around
Speaker 2: and having fun. But the effort that goes I don't
Speaker 2: think people realize how much effort because the sets, you know,
Speaker 2: like each of those massive sets they sort they build
Speaker 2: those and they're all on wheels, so there's like they're
Speaker 2: all out the back and then have to wheel that
Speaker 2: in and then all the people who are in the seed,
Speaker 2: they've all got their costumes on, and they and and
Speaker 2: it's and it's one of those things where that you
Speaker 2: because because you genuinely you have no idea like what
Speaker 2: you're going to be, what you're going to walk into,
Speaker 2: So there's all this like there's people making around with
Speaker 2: cloaks on. You know, when.
Speaker 6: You do no prep work, you just have to rock
Speaker 6: up nothing at all, very much like here exactly.
Speaker 3: For me, every day is the school day.
Speaker 4: What's the set today? What are we doing on the show.
Speaker 5: Do you ever walk past the set and think, oh, yes,
Speaker 5: that's a veterary clinic. I'm going to be good at this,
Speaker 5: and then you walk through and you're like medieval. That's
Speaker 5: the I've been thinking of animal gags.
Speaker 2: I think that every time I walk through the door,
Speaker 2: I walked around un medieval.
Speaker 3: And always medieval.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's so the whole They
Speaker 2: should do a documentary. They should do they should do
Speaker 2: a documentary, you see what happened. They literally you turn
Speaker 2: up and they put you in a separate room, and
Speaker 2: you're not even when you go into like makeup and
Speaker 2: wardrobe and everything. Everything's hidden from you so you don't
Speaker 2: even see.
Speaker 6: But what about when you're putting on a costume like
Speaker 6: you you're like, for example, say if it is medieval, yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: they'll put you in a costume, put you in the room. Yeah,
Speaker 6: then surely you get an idea.
Speaker 2: Well but yes, but what they've got is they've got
Speaker 2: this these rows of doors, like like changing rooms, and
Speaker 2: you go in there and you put the costume on,
Speaker 2: but there's no mirrors, so you can sort of look
Speaker 2: down and you can kind of go all right. I
Speaker 2: think on this thing. The first time I did it
Speaker 2: way back, they dressed me up and I thought that
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought I was like a medieval peasant.
Speaker 2: It's always well, yeah, that's true, because I thought it's
Speaker 2: like some sort of peasant. And then I walked through
Speaker 2: the door and I was a hobbit. So you've next
Speaker 2: seen so you can sort of go. And I think
Speaker 2: I think Hamish did one once where he was like
Speaker 2: a tennis player and he's in his head, he's thinking,
Speaker 2: all right, this is going to be time playing tennis.
Speaker 2: And then they I think they covered him in blood
Speaker 2: and he walked through the door and he was like
Speaker 2: in heaven. And if you if in your head, you
Speaker 2: start going, okay, so I'm dressed as this so so,
Speaker 2: and you start thinking of jokes that just ruins it
Speaker 2: because you're open the door.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 2: The last one I did was I was a space
Speaker 2: man astronaut. I thought, all right, well, we're either going
Speaker 2: to be on a space ship or we're going to
Speaker 2: be in space. That's just what's going to happen. And
Speaker 2: you walk through the door and we're on the tarmac
Speaker 2: in front of the spaceship and they're interviewing me about
Speaker 2: the launch. So you can't sort of guess practicing with
Speaker 2: the wife, how this breakfast radio?
Speaker 4: I take this medieval? The peasants?
Speaker 2: Would she does call me a peasant on a regular
Speaker 2: You have a dressed up box. You know what we do?
Speaker 2: Actually the kids do. Why did not think of that?
Speaker 2: I should have painted my front door blue walk through
Speaker 2: to sort of sort practice, But no, they may they
Speaker 2: basically like if anybody's walking like you know, when the
Speaker 2: when the actors are going to go for this. They
Speaker 2: turn you around and you have to you have to
Speaker 2: face the other way. And when and when the sets
Speaker 2: are there, they're all covered up and stop. It's great.
Speaker 2: And you know the other problem with it is that
Speaker 2: when you sat backstage, what there's a she can watch
Speaker 2: the other people is there's a nice couch and you're
Speaker 2: watching the other people on there, and then I forget
Speaker 2: that I'm doing the show. This is hilarious. Yeah you're up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Ross Noble, you can say tonight, thank god you're here,
Speaker 6: seven thirty on ten and ten play Ross, we love.
Speaker 2: You, thanks for having Welcome to night as well, going
Speaker 2: on Gomers on there he's good.
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