WEBVTT - Bonus: Ross Noble Is A Bikie

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<v Speaker 1>Introducing our nixt kiss. He's an English funny man or

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<v Speaker 1>a funny englishman. Either way, he's funny, he's English and

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<v Speaker 1>he lives here in Malbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got married to an Australian. Course, people swear

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<v Speaker 2>like you wouldn't but look at them coughing already over

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<v Speaker 2>there bloody, because that's how my wife talks players.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show, Ross.

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<v Speaker 2>Novel way to welcome me there just yawning in my.

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<v Speaker 3>F I was just.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's play a clip and.

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<v Speaker 3>I better wake up. We've got to guess find.

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<v Speaker 2>Some hecks in me, say tired ambivalence. That's what I like.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you, it's good to have you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this, showed the volume button. He was very impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Button that we call that a button? Well, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>digital slang. It's a touch screen digit.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go to the toilets. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what's happening there that. Do you actually do your

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<v Speaker 2>flush or do you just do you just wave your

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<v Speaker 2>bits and it just automatically triggers it.

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<v Speaker 3>Very modern.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you, like captain behind no idea of this

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<v Speaker 2>does just don't lean on anything or the volume goes up.

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<v Speaker 3>By accident.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to play your clip from the start of

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>We were talking about how you were.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming up and and Clint propped out a little fact

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<v Speaker 6>apparently about you.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a bike.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't he not a biki?

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<v Speaker 1>He's he doesn't look like he is a motorbike?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't he part of the Hells Angels?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he ride a motorbike?

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<v Speaker 4>Does?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he ride a motorbike?

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<v Speaker 4>He's not a bus?

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<v Speaker 3>Does that's hot?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That hare helmet?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a biking ross Noble?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Can I just distance mysel? I do ride a motorcycle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I am. I am a motorcyclist. Am I affiliated

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<v Speaker 2>with any organizations? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's some good ones here in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just sit Look, I would like to not mention.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 5>Wants to get an electric bike, and he thinks it's

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<v Speaker 5>an entry.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, with his touchscreen swiping, he wants to convert

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<v Speaker 2>to be he wants to be a cyborg, That's what

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<v Speaker 2>he wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he want to sort of travel the country or right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah I did. I did a tour of ours

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<v Speaker 2>where I didn't I didn't fly at all, So I

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<v Speaker 2>did twenty six thousand, all on my bike. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I would turn up and the vestment was when I

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<v Speaker 2>was in Adelaide, I was I had to crossed the

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<v Speaker 2>nullaball and on a motorcycle, and I put it into

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<v Speaker 2>my little very early version of the GPS. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>massive graping, bigger than the bike. It was. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>like a road train just with the GPS. And I

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<v Speaker 2>put it in and it said go straight on for

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<v Speaker 2>three days, then turn left. And you know what, I

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<v Speaker 2>missed the left after the three days. Yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 2>did that. It's twenty six kmeters all around. I was

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<v Speaker 2>doing all, doing all my kicks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>After that, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What, after a couple of weeks, you developed very much.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was ready for anything on the road. I

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<v Speaker 2>was traveling down the highways. Nothing took me by surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ready, hard battled, battle hardened. That's very much so. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, and then I was racing dirt bikes

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I trials riding, and also of.

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<v Speaker 4>Krusty damon store. You're getting here?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about my undercarriage? Yeah, the Krusty Devens.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't see you going over a jump.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah. Enduring riding, you know, through the woods and

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<v Speaker 2>then obstacles.

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<v Speaker 6>That's see, I had you pinned as a sidecart guy.

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<v Speaker 2>A side guy like Wallace and Gromm. Okay, geez.

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<v Speaker 1>Love wall.

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<v Speaker 4>Russes back on our screens tonight. Thank god you hear

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<v Speaker 4>a bit of pa Bills seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 6>On ten and ten Play with Cely Piccola in last

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<v Speaker 6>week she's hosting the show.

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<v Speaker 4>She's killing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this absolutely doing a great job. Look you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm not. It's it's my favorite. It's my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite TV shoe I've ever I've ever appeared on. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just it's just annoying that, you know, obviously they have

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<v Speaker 2>different people every week, because I would literally just be

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<v Speaker 2>turning up even if I wasn't booked.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here again, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, I just can I just go

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<v Speaker 2>through the dog? I love it because it's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>is is that when you watch that show, obviously, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the fun of walking through. You just it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>big dress up box and then everybody else is just

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<v Speaker 2>but you walk through and then you're just playing around

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<v Speaker 2>and having fun. But the effort that goes I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think people realize how much effort because the sets, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like each of those massive sets they sort they build

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<v Speaker 2>those and they're all on wheels, so there's like they're

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<v Speaker 2>all out the back and then have to wheel that

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<v Speaker 2>in and then all the people who are in the seed,

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<v Speaker 2>they've all got their costumes on, and they and and

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<v Speaker 2>it's and it's one of those things where that you

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<v Speaker 2>because because you genuinely you have no idea like what

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be, what you're going to walk into,

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<v Speaker 2>So there's all this like there's people making around with

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<v Speaker 2>cloaks on. You know, when.

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<v Speaker 6>You do no prep work, you just have to rock

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<v Speaker 6>up nothing at all, very much like here exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, every day is the school day.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the set today? What are we doing on the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you ever walk past the set and think, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a veterary clinic. I'm going to be good at this,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you walk through and you're like medieval. That's

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<v Speaker 5>the I've been thinking of animal gags.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that every time I walk through the door,

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<v Speaker 2>I walked around un medieval.

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<v Speaker 3>And always medieval.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. It's so the whole They

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<v Speaker 2>should do a documentary. They should do they should do

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<v Speaker 2>a documentary, you see what happened. They literally you turn

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<v Speaker 2>up and they put you in a separate room, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're not even when you go into like makeup and

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<v Speaker 2>wardrobe and everything. Everything's hidden from you so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even see.

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<v Speaker 6>But what about when you're putting on a costume like

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<v Speaker 6>you you're like, for example, say if it is medieval, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>they'll put you in a costume, put you in the room. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>then surely you get an idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Well but yes, but what they've got is they've got

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<v Speaker 2>this these rows of doors, like like changing rooms, and

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<v Speaker 2>you go in there and you put the costume on,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's no mirrors, so you can sort of look

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<v Speaker 2>down and you can kind of go all right. I

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<v Speaker 2>think on this thing. The first time I did it

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<v Speaker 2>way back, they dressed me up and I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I thought I was like a medieval peasant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always well, yeah, that's true, because I thought it's

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<v Speaker 2>like some sort of peasant. And then I walked through

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<v Speaker 2>the door and I was a hobbit. So you've next

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<v Speaker 2>seen so you can sort of go. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>I think Hamish did one once where he was like

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<v Speaker 2>a tennis player and he's in his head, he's thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, this is going to be time playing tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they I think they covered him in blood

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<v Speaker 2>and he walked through the door and he was like

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<v Speaker 2>in heaven. And if you if in your head, you

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<v Speaker 2>start going, okay, so I'm dressed as this so so,

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<v Speaker 2>and you start thinking of jokes that just ruins it

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<v Speaker 2>because you're open the door.

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<v Speaker 5>Go.

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<v Speaker 2>The last one I did was I was a space

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<v Speaker 2>man astronaut. I thought, all right, well, we're either going

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<v Speaker 2>to be on a space ship or we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be in space. That's just what's going to happen. And

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<v Speaker 2>you walk through the door and we're on the tarmac

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<v Speaker 2>in front of the spaceship and they're interviewing me about

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<v Speaker 2>the launch. So you can't sort of guess practicing with

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<v Speaker 2>the wife, how this breakfast radio?

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<v Speaker 4>I take this medieval? The peasants?

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<v Speaker 2>Would she does call me a peasant on a regular

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<v Speaker 2>You have a dressed up box. You know what we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually the kids do. Why did not think of that?

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<v Speaker 2>I should have painted my front door blue walk through

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<v Speaker 2>to sort of sort practice, But no, they may they

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<v Speaker 2>basically like if anybody's walking like you know, when the

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<v Speaker 2>when the actors are going to go for this. They

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<v Speaker 2>turn you around and you have to you have to

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<v Speaker 2>face the other way. And when and when the sets

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<v Speaker 2>are there, they're all covered up and stop. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know the other problem with it is that

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<v Speaker 2>when you sat backstage, what there's a she can watch

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<v Speaker 2>the other people is there's a nice couch and you're

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<v Speaker 2>watching the other people on there, and then I forget

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm doing the show. This is hilarious. Yeah you're up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Ross Noble, you can say tonight, thank god you're here,

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<v Speaker 6>seven thirty on ten and ten play Ross, we love.

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<v Speaker 2>You, thanks for having Welcome to night as well, going

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<v Speaker 2>on Gomers on there he's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Bracewells on the Mongols are waiting for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's gone river look goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>Can have police protection.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just got twenty seven to eight. This is Nova.

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, Wake Up Feeling Good on No.

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred Jason Lauren only on Socials