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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm.
Speaker 2: All right hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast
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Speaker 1: We're talking about dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: We're talking about and I can do it.
Speaker 1: I can do a great dinosaur impersonation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we learned that today. It's actually diabolical. If I'm anyway,
Speaker 2: deal me in Dole.
Speaker 1: Let's go good morning, Matt. You've got a front face
Speaker 1: and hat on again to that.
Speaker 2: And wear indoors and all. Well, you know what it's
Speaker 2: because I didn't want to do my hair.
Speaker 1: That's AJ every day.
Speaker 3: But I get so annoyed, especially because like AJ has
Speaker 3: the thickest head of hair like I've ever seen. He
Speaker 3: gets his hair cut and needs to go back again
Speaker 3: in a week. Like gets a hair cut, it looks
Speaker 3: really nice.
Speaker 1: The week later fucked again again.
Speaker 3: But then so like his hair is so beautiful, thick,
Speaker 3: grow so fast, covers it with a hat every day
Speaker 3: of his life because he can't be bothered to do
Speaker 3: it right.
Speaker 2: And I hardly ever wear a hat and have no
Speaker 2: hair on my head though. And I was gonna say
Speaker 2: I was gonna let everyone in on a little secret,
Speaker 2: but I might save it.
Speaker 1: No, say it just because I'll tell him eventually.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to be one of those people
Speaker 2: who says I'm going to do something that never does it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, that's a bad train. That's probably me.
Speaker 2: You know. I saw a video and I have a
Speaker 2: question for you. Want to kick this episode off with
Speaker 2: a question, Oh fun, and how you answer is very important, okay,
Speaker 2: And I hope you haven't seen the video, okay, but
Speaker 2: I want to ask you what is your favorite dinosaur?
Speaker 1: I saw this tiktalk damn it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I saw the TikTok, but I didn't answer it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I don't know the name, but the
Speaker 3: one with the long.
Speaker 2: Neck Brontosaurus, yatsurus, Brachiosaurus, I don't know. Well that's good.
Speaker 2: You've given me an answer that means you have some
Speaker 2: sort of personality, because this TikTok that I saw said
Speaker 2: that if you don't have an answer, like if you go,
Speaker 2: that's a stupid question, or you go, I don't know
Speaker 2: any dinosaurs, you clearly just have no personality whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Let me look up is it Prontosaurus bronto? What name that?
Speaker 2: That's the herbiv all? What's a brachiosaurus? Can you look
Speaker 2: up that one? Show me what that one like? But yeah,
Speaker 2: this TikTok was basically.
Speaker 3: Like Brackyosaurus is very similar to Okay, yeah, but I
Speaker 3: would say the other one because it's a bit more fat, okay,
Speaker 3: like a bit more chunky in the body.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 2: I'm veloci rapti vibes.
Speaker 1: Oh for what reason?
Speaker 2: Just because I think they're like on par with a
Speaker 2: t rex. But no one ever actually talks about them,
Speaker 2: which is very me I feel, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like I'm like I feel underestimated sometimes, So I'm the velociraptor.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Like every straight Man's answer would be.
Speaker 2: Like t rex probably now something real. Need wait, let's
Speaker 2: ring a J that's me okay, I will say pterodactyl
Speaker 2: is my second.
Speaker 1: I used to be able to do a pterodactyl noise.
Speaker 2: How do you know what they sound like? Extinct millions
Speaker 2: of years ago? And you're going, I can make the
Speaker 2: turnd like it? How do we know what it sounds like?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: That sounds like a genuine.
Speaker 2: How did you even figure out?
Speaker 5: How did you figure out? How did you figure out
Speaker 5: you could do a pterodactyl sound when you don't even
Speaker 5: know what a terodactyl.
Speaker 1: Sounds like as we seen it in the movies? You
Speaker 1: do one?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: I wouldn't be able to say no.
Speaker 2: Write it down everyone. When we do a high Schollers Live,
Speaker 2: we're doing a segment where Brittany comes out dressed as
Speaker 2: a pterodactyl. No pink flamingo from the river.
Speaker 3: I need to get back to them, they said the
Speaker 3: cane on the live show. Anyway, let's ring it.
Speaker 2: Okay, see what his favorite dinosaurus? Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: can't breathe. You sound like a chair scraping along the ground.
Speaker 1: Fucking come on, AJ he's busy work. I'm calling him
Speaker 1: a messenger everyone. That's what that call sound is.
Speaker 7: By the way, come on.
Speaker 2: Poor Hannah editing this episode, you're.
Speaker 3: Screeching dinosaur sounds. Wait, I'll try him on his actual mobile.
Speaker 2: Here we go, a nice different ring tone.
Speaker 1: He's gonna think something's wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, something is wrong. You desperately need to know what
Speaker 2: is favorite dinosaurs. Come on, AKA, all right, stick around.
Speaker 1: Folks, He'll bring us back at some point. Let's take
Speaker 1: a guess.
Speaker 2: The start of his voicemail sounds like an actual call.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is AJ.
Speaker 3: I made him change that like last year because I
Speaker 3: think I've said this, Okay, I've already said it. So
Speaker 3: AJ didn't know that his voicemail was what it was
Speaker 3: for the longest time. And it used to be like
Speaker 3: it must have been when you set it up. You
Speaker 3: know how it's like after the tone, say your name.
Speaker 3: So then when I when I would ring him and
Speaker 3: it would ring all the way through, it would be
Speaker 3: like Hi. I think he set it up when he
Speaker 3: was laying in bed, and so he's come into fate
Speaker 3: and got this important role. It wouldn't matter when he
Speaker 3: was trady, but now people be ringing him and he's
Speaker 3: not answering it would be, so I made him change
Speaker 3: it anyway, if he's going to call us back, for sure.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to say t rex. What do you reckon?
Speaker 1: He's dinosaur is going to be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon t rex as well?
Speaker 1: What about a stegosaurus?
Speaker 2: Don't mind? I do love a triceratops as well. What's
Speaker 2: that one, big one with the big horns and the
Speaker 2: big head, the.
Speaker 1: Big Oh yeah, megasaurus is good because it's short and stumpy,
Speaker 1: but it can fuck you up, just like me.
Speaker 2: This is good anyone going on a day. This would
Speaker 2: be a good.
Speaker 1: First date question question.
Speaker 2: Yes, what dinosaur? What's your favorite dinosaur? But then what
Speaker 2: dinosaur represents you? Yeah, it's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a great question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice little way to start off the podcast. Anyway,
Speaker 2: And what question you got for me? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, what a question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I've asked you one was quite interesting.
Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, do you take multi vitamins or any kind
Speaker 1: of vitamins?
Speaker 2: Only Vitamin D at the moment? Oh okay, because we
Speaker 2: actually well we you know, I'm going to Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'll stop talking about America. Soon and I'll start
Speaker 2: talking about Europe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: But I we've pre recorded an episode which is coming
Speaker 2: out later, and I talk all about my blood work
Speaker 2: that I just got done and the results. So I
Speaker 2: have to take the vitamin D. So when you listen
Speaker 2: to that scrollers in a few weeks, just know that
Speaker 2: I'm now taking my vitamin D.
Speaker 1: So it's nice.
Speaker 3: I just started taking them as well, like four days ago.
Speaker 3: I just did some research and found out, like what,
Speaker 3: because I've always been one of those people where it's
Speaker 3: like he's actually going to do anything for me. But
Speaker 3: then like you hear like it's good to just take
Speaker 3: like a multi vitamin A pro biotic, is it? So
Speaker 3: I've got like a multi vitamin A probiotic fish oil.
Speaker 1: I'm taking two fish oils in the morning.
Speaker 2: Good for sing This is a Roman Empire, No, this
Speaker 2: is a canon event. Sorry. I feel like everyone their
Speaker 2: life goes through.
Speaker 1: You get all the vitamins. I've done this like three
Speaker 1: times in my life.
Speaker 2: Go and get all the vitamins. You go to the shops,
Speaker 2: you get all the vitamins, especially when they're all on sale.
Speaker 1: I did an I herb order.
Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, and then you go for like seven days
Speaker 2: of having vitamins and then you forget all about it.
Speaker 1: This is the thing.
Speaker 3: I've done this so many times throughout my adult life
Speaker 3: and then yeah, you stick to it for not very
Speaker 3: long and then you just give up. But this time
Speaker 3: I want to stick to it. So I've got the
Speaker 3: multi vitamin, probiotic, fish.
Speaker 1: Oil, magnesium at night, and then the last one is, yeah,
Speaker 1: vitamin D three and K something and that's what I'm taking.
Speaker 1: So I've got five different ones.
Speaker 2: I take a day, okay, and does your piss look
Speaker 2: radioactive yet?
Speaker 1: I haven't looked okay because like we don't look down
Speaker 1: as much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you actually have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually do you don't know? Something funny When we
Speaker 3: went to Katie Perry the other week and you had
Speaker 3: like your corset and everything on, I like had a moment.
Speaker 3: So Matt was like, Oh, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 3: to the toilet in this thing and like undo the
Speaker 3: corset and everything.
Speaker 1: And so Matt went to the toilet and he came
Speaker 1: out really quickly. I was like, that was really quick,
Speaker 1: Like how did you do that? And then you're like
Speaker 1: I stood up.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, fucking forgot that guys stand up
Speaker 3: when they go to the toilet.
Speaker 2: Also, what a site me going to the bathroom at
Speaker 2: Katie Perry with like other like dads in like jeans.
Speaker 3: Was there anyone in there? They stare at you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they take a good look.
Speaker 1: They probably think you're hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, Yeah. What's this? What's this? Bombshell? She's in
Speaker 2: the wrong toilet? Oh i'd leave my wife. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: The boys they love me, they can't get enough for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nice, And I dressed for them. I dressed for the
Speaker 2: male gays, so.
Speaker 5: Fuck no.
Speaker 2: But Katy Perry definitely in the toilets, I was causing
Speaker 2: quite a scene. And then when I actually came out though,
Speaker 2: Like I went in and there were plenty of people
Speaker 2: in there, and then it was funny because when I
Speaker 2: was young, there was not a soul in sight, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll cleaned the joint out. I think
Speaker 2: it was just a coincidence, but it was funny. But
Speaker 2: I think there might have been a scroller in there
Speaker 2: who as I was trying myself back up and you know,
Speaker 2: putting everything back together, said hello, love you, love you.
Speaker 2: I think he's had loved the podcast, And I was like,
Speaker 2: thank you. So shout out to the scroller that I
Speaker 2: ran into in the toilets in at Katy Perry and
Speaker 2: sorry that I was trying to tuck myself back in
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: Next, please be upstanding for the Royal flush.
Speaker 2: I actually have two Royal flushes for today because I
Speaker 2: thought I want to do one royal Royal flush, but
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, this is just a real short one,
Speaker 2: so it's not really worth having a whole Royal flush about.
Speaker 2: But you know that guy who's like no fizzy drinks today,
Speaker 2: he celebrated five years of no fizzy drinks so that
Speaker 2: started because it started in COVID what it was like
Speaker 2: because of lockdown that he started that wasn't what's his name?
Speaker 2: Rohit is that his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Anyway, he celebrated five years no fizzy drinks today, So
Speaker 2: there you go. Congratulations. Love that thought anyone who has
Speaker 2: listened and has seen, because I'm sure we've all seen
Speaker 2: him at some point on our social media. But obviously
Speaker 2: that's nice and short and sweeten. You know, I love
Speaker 2: to talk. So I have a second one, which is
Speaker 2: the series called Bad Walkers by Matt Bass. He is
Speaker 2: a new York City local and he has TikTok series
Speaker 2: called Bad Walkers, and it is him walking behind bad walkers.
Speaker 2: And it is so good because when I was in
Speaker 2: New York City, the thing that I noticed is you
Speaker 2: could tell who was a local and who wasn't, just
Speaker 2: purely by the way that they walk on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: And I, as someone who was not a local, was
Speaker 2: very conscious of how I walked on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: So how do they walk the locals walk? Do they
Speaker 1: walk really.
Speaker 2: Fast fast, like darting in and out around people, like
Speaker 2: on a mission, you know what I mean? And then
Speaker 2: the bad walkers are like you can tell they're taking
Speaker 2: up four people across the sidewalk, they're walking slower, they're
Speaker 2: like tourists. They're looking around, they're not looking straight ahead,
Speaker 2: like got their head down going to where they need
Speaker 2: to be. Yep, And you could just tell. So anyway,
Speaker 2: look look up Matt Bass bad Walkers on TikTok and
Speaker 2: you'll get an understanding. And what he does is he
Speaker 2: like puts them on blast and sees how they react
Speaker 2: to him behind them or she's tripped over. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: they'll either be on the wrong side of the path.
Speaker 1: So he doesn't interview them or anything. No, he just
Speaker 1: imagine if he took it to the next level and
Speaker 1: he just went, excuse me, do you know that you're
Speaker 1: a really bad walker? He'd get his head bashed in
Speaker 1: we reckon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not my tourists though. I don't reckon.
Speaker 1: No, I reckon. I'm a good walker. But like it
Speaker 1: just depends like, oh, look at this girl ten good walker.
Speaker 2: So he's got good walkers as well. So she's in
Speaker 2: New York like like she's on a mission.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is the ones that are look
Speaker 2: at that, I mean, that's just disrespectful all.
Speaker 3: People taking up the whole thing quite slow slow is
Speaker 3: aj Okay, we're going back to the Dinosaur Chat.
Speaker 1: Hello, ajh oh. We have a question. We have a
Speaker 1: question for you for the podcast. Okay, so you're on
Speaker 1: you're on air. Okay, Hey, okay, are you in bed?
Speaker 2: He has like a sexy bad voice.
Speaker 1: Matt said, you have a sexy voice. Okay. Our question
Speaker 1: for you is what is your favorite dinosaur?
Speaker 2: Dinosaur?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had to pick one, that's your favorite.
Speaker 2: I'm not really familiar with too many.
Speaker 1: Dinosaurs, but if you had to pick.
Speaker 2: Let's go try serrahtops. Nice?
Speaker 1: What one is that again?
Speaker 2: That's the one I was talking about with the horns
Speaker 2: and the big head.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and why would you say it's your favorite?
Speaker 4: Again, I have no idea about dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: So, Matt, how do you rate A J's answer?
Speaker 2: I think good? And again it is a reflection, so
Speaker 2: he's a bit of a triceratops, you know. Okay, hard exterior.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thank you so much for your contribution to
Speaker 3: today's episode of High Scrollers. Anything you want to say
Speaker 3: to the scrollers while while you've got.
Speaker 2: Them, not particularly, I've got to take measuring my hands,
Speaker 2: so no kind of lost for words. What you're measuring?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you measuring?
Speaker 2: I just saw your curtains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, measuring curtains because we're moving officers. See if we
Speaker 1: can use him again?
Speaker 2: All right, let him go work then.
Speaker 1: All right? Thanks AJ bye d bye bye.
Speaker 2: Try Sarah toops. Yeah, I know we'd say that.
Speaker 1: I want to look up try Sarah toops.
Speaker 2: That's like the big the straightaway you'd go, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: the one that looks like a rhino.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's kind of they're kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, back to what we were talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forget what we're talking about. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Walkers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bad walkers. So I always every time I'm
Speaker 2: in a shopping center, I always think to myself, there
Speaker 2: needs to be a fast lane, slow walkers, fast lane,
Speaker 2: just like we have on a freeway. Like I feel
Speaker 2: like some people when you did squads as a kid,
Speaker 2: you you know in your you're swimming swimming lessons, and
Speaker 2: then you get into squads if you were good, and
Speaker 2: I did, I hated it though I only lasted about.
Speaker 1: I hated swimming. I hated swimming. Carnival day like too embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was good, so I enjoyed it nice.
Speaker 2: I was like, I look at me and mar blue ribbon.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like there was too much admin
Speaker 2: with swimming. You know, you got water in your fucking ease.
Speaker 2: I gotta put on that stupid cap. It hurts my head.
Speaker 1: I would just not I would not compete.
Speaker 3: I would sit up in the grandstand thing, and then
Speaker 3: when it was free swimming time, I would be down
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 2: Pool, which, by the way, it wasn't mandatory to compete
Speaker 2: in nice athletic So why did I fucking do it
Speaker 2: every time. Yeah, every time I'd do it, and I
Speaker 2: think to myself, now, why didn't I just sit down
Speaker 2: and get something from the canteen?
Speaker 1: And that was me here, I am trying to.
Speaker 2: Win, get and I would always get the blue ribbon
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the participation one.
Speaker 2: That's fucking first place. I was getting all breken in
Speaker 2: all the blue ribbons from kindergarten as well. That was running.
Speaker 2: I was the first a good runner, so I was
Speaker 2: running doing the cross country on that told you the
Speaker 2: story about how when we got to high school you
Speaker 2: didn't need to do the cross country, But I didn't
Speaker 2: know that. Nah, I think I actually, I think I
Speaker 2: actually told the story in my first comedy show that
Speaker 2: I did. But yeah, basically, when I got to year
Speaker 2: I want to say, year eight, I didn't realize they
Speaker 2: sent out permission slips through the cross country because we'd
Speaker 2: moved to high school. The cross country actually went outside
Speaker 2: the school and like through the streets of the suburb
Speaker 2: where my school was, and like through a bush and
Speaker 2: like round the oval and then anyway, so you basically
Speaker 2: were going off the school campus to run the cross country.
Speaker 2: So they had to get permission slips signed to do
Speaker 2: the cross country. So I've like gone home, Mum signed
Speaker 2: my permission, sleep, I've given it back, like Neil interest
Speaker 2: at this point in my life in actually doing a
Speaker 2: cross country, but I'm like whatever. So I get down there,
Speaker 2: like it's going to be second period on Friday. Whatever.
Speaker 2: So second period Friday, I walked down to do the
Speaker 2: cross country. It's me and like eight other guys. Like
Speaker 2: I thought it was like the whole school. I thought
Speaker 2: it was the whole grade, like I thought all the
Speaker 2: boys in on my like pe class with it like
Speaker 2: it was a whole thing. So it was like me
Speaker 2: and like eight very serious runners, like they were very serious,
Speaker 2: like and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: And I was like this is so embarrassing, but I'm
Speaker 2: here now, so I've got to do it. And then
Speaker 2: so I did the cross country with like the eight.
Speaker 1: Did you try really hard? Well?
Speaker 2: I tried enough, but like you know, still came like
Speaker 2: second last. But the funniest part was is that my
Speaker 2: I think there was seven and I came sixth. And
Speaker 2: I went back to my history class which had still
Speaker 2: like in that it we'd finished it within the so
Speaker 2: that was so they were like back to class. I
Speaker 2: went back to class to my history class where I
Speaker 2: walked in and the teacher there was saying that she
Speaker 2: didn't believe, so she'd mark the role at the start
Speaker 2: of the class and she didn't believe. Someone said he's
Speaker 2: doing cross country, and she apparently went, oh, as if
Speaker 2: he's obviously wagging, he's not doing cross country. As if
Speaker 2: you're telling me he's doing cross country, you're you're lying
Speaker 2: to me. And so I got to walk back in
Speaker 2: and someone brought that up and said that, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I'll have you know. I just did
Speaker 2: the cross country and I came sixth. And she was
Speaker 2: like wow, and everyone's like, wow, did you really? I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I came six didn't tell them there
Speaker 2: were seven people in the race and the seventh, the
Speaker 2: one who came seventh, was injured as well, so we're
Speaker 2: covering from a broken leg or something.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I when I was in school, I hated all of that.
Speaker 1: I hated cross country.
Speaker 3: I hated swimming kind of a I hated all those
Speaker 3: I like the fun games at the cross country day,
Speaker 3: like you know, the big parachute thing, like you know,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about, The big rainbow circle
Speaker 3: thing and use it all hold around the edge and
Speaker 3: put balls in the middle and you flip them up
Speaker 3: in the end and you'd go under.
Speaker 2: I did that in like preschool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm talking primary school.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think we had a para out like.
Speaker 3: Cross country sports Carnival day. We'd all we'd have like
Speaker 3: games as well for the potato.
Speaker 2: Sack racing running.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do potato sack races. Oh yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: I would do that pre legged yeah, three legged race.
Speaker 3: I liked all those, but I hated like the sports
Speaker 3: Carnival and the swimming carnival.
Speaker 1: Hated it. I was a kid that just didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I wish that I knew that you didn't
Speaker 2: have to do it, because I think I did everything
Speaker 2: and always went above and beyond. And I think if
Speaker 2: there's one lesson I've learned in life, it's that you
Speaker 2: don't need to go.
Speaker 1: Above and beyond, just go in between.
Speaker 2: Just do what you can. It's all right, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't need to overachieve every single time I do.
Speaker 1: And she does, okay, well, onto my royal flush.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you haven't done yours yet?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 1: Fuck sorry Mercedes Country Hills.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, what's going on there?
Speaker 1: It's a in the car shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I think in America they're on TikTok. If
Speaker 3: you look it up you've probably seen it, Matt. It's
Speaker 3: a bit of a marketing thing, as I'm sure a
Speaker 3: lot of you have seen. There's even car shops in
Speaker 3: Australia that do it as well, where all the.
Speaker 1: Car salesmen are like on TikTok. Yeah, and being like
Speaker 1: slay Queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Mercedes Country Hills or Calgary Mercedes Benz Star Dealer
Speaker 1: of the Year twenty twenty five. And in particular, there's
Speaker 1: like one guy that's the main guy on their socials.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him?
Speaker 3: No, So I'll play out one of their videos. I'll
Speaker 3: play out the one that has thirty three million views.
Speaker 3: It's like a guy in a suit and he's just
Speaker 3: being really funny in a g wagon.
Speaker 4: Slamming the door isn't rude, it's required. Bring the drama,
Speaker 4: girly pop, and a couple lers built for your emotional support,
Speaker 4: water bottles. We've got blind spot assist as well as
Speaker 4: backup cameras. So no more Poopsie, You're just a girl,
Speaker 4: and no more touching the icky handle, one kick and
Speaker 4: she gets it. Very cute. See on the old side,
Speaker 4: this vehicle's very demure, but on the inside it's giving
Speaker 4: bougie and a cool breeze on the seats because we
Speaker 4: don't sweat, we shimmer ambient lading that matches.
Speaker 1: Your aura anyway.
Speaker 3: So this is their whole page. It's this guy that
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's the manager there. He works there,
Speaker 3: but they've got him saying like all young you know,
Speaker 3: sleigh and everything, and I just think it's really fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's fun too.
Speaker 1: And he's promoting cars and adding a fine. And then
Speaker 1: there's a Mazda in Australia asple Mazda.
Speaker 2: Oh you I've seen that.
Speaker 3: And they're doing the same, so I think. But they
Speaker 3: do like music videos and stuff out in the kaya.
Speaker 3: It's all like they're straight to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering though, Like I feel like the client tell
Speaker 2: who that video is targeting and who's laughing at that?
Speaker 2: Are not the clientele who are buying a G wagon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. G wagons are five hundred grand.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that. I like I thought like two hundred.
Speaker 3: I think four hundred to five hundred, but you can
Speaker 3: go more like depending on what kind is Louise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. See, I feel like the people who
Speaker 2: have the money to spend on a g.
Speaker 1: Wagon aren't getting that humor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing that humor aren't in that world.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just good like brand awareness.
Speaker 2: Well for sure, I mean thirty three million views that
Speaker 2: they'd be stoked with that, but also looking at it
Speaker 2: from like a marketing perspective, it's like, how much did
Speaker 2: that actually help drive sales to your brand? So probably
Speaker 2: probably nothing. I don't know. Not everything's about sales at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, but like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: I'm sure that maybe. Well it's Mercedes though, So all
Speaker 2: the cars are expensive, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they've got like some like like you could
Speaker 3: get like a baseline Mercedes I reckon from like sixty
Speaker 3: seventy eighty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they do have like your typical sedan style.
Speaker 1: So maybe, but I like that.
Speaker 2: I think he's got at a charisma as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks sharp. He's in a suit, like you
Speaker 1: need to look it up and see him.
Speaker 3: I don't know, he just seems like dad, but like
Speaker 3: and they've posted all bloopers of him as well, like
Speaker 3: which is really funny, like him trying to say sleigh
Speaker 3: girly parp, but he's like girly sleep parp, like he
Speaker 3: just can't say, and he's like what am I supposed
Speaker 3: to be saying? But I just every time their videos
Speaker 3: come up, I always watch it and think it's really
Speaker 3: fun because like car.
Speaker 1: Salesmen and real estate agents, they're like old.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say trades, but you know, like
Speaker 3: it's old school like their jobs, like their sales people.
Speaker 1: So I think it's like a really.
Speaker 3: Fun and modern way to be a car salesman because
Speaker 3: like what do you think when you hear car salesman
Speaker 3: M slimy? Yeah, yeah, Whereas I think like car yards
Speaker 3: that are jumping on this, and there's heaps in Australia
Speaker 3: that are doing it now. I think Aspleamazda is one
Speaker 3: that keeps popping up for me as well. I think
Speaker 3: it's up in Queensland they're doing it as well, because
Speaker 3: when you do think of a real estate agent or
Speaker 3: a car salesperson, you do think of like a slimy salesman, yeah,
Speaker 3: because that's just like what they're kind of known for.
Speaker 1: Because of their I don't know, and reputation go in.
Speaker 2: Like when I went and got my new car and
Speaker 2: traded in my old one a few years ago, Like
Speaker 2: I went in knowing that that's their game.
Speaker 1: Like they come up to you, they're like, hey, we
Speaker 1: can I help you? Fine? And today no, just.
Speaker 2: Like I just went in and I was like, I
Speaker 2: know exactly what I want. Can you just not bullshit me,
Speaker 2: like give me a good price, like let's not do
Speaker 2: the back and forth and you're pretending like I was
Speaker 2: saying all this to him, like I was like because
Speaker 2: the first time I bought a ki, I feel like
Speaker 2: he like was, oh, I just have to go and
Speaker 2: check out the back and then he probably just went
Speaker 2: out and got himself glass of water. It didn't even
Speaker 2: do anything. It's all part of the game, you know.
Speaker 2: I was like, don't bullshit me. Don't have any time
Speaker 2: I want to buy a car, this is let's do it,
Speaker 2: like come on. And then anyway, he ended up getting
Speaker 2: me with like the trade in aspect because I had
Speaker 2: my red mass to three which was in that good condition,
Speaker 2: and then he said it was worth ten thousand, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think I think it's worth
Speaker 2: a little more than that. And then I did a
Speaker 2: quick Google search of like how much they were going for,
Speaker 2: and they're going for like fourteen to fifteen thousand, and
Speaker 2: like I said that, and he was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know they've got to they've got to clean
Speaker 2: it up, and they got to, I said, but in
Speaker 2: good condition, there's nothing like clean up anyway. In the end,
Speaker 2: I ended up just giving in because he was so
Speaker 2: annoying about it, and I did the ten thousand, and
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, can't be bother' trade it in
Speaker 2: for the ten take it off the total for the
Speaker 2: mainlines good.
Speaker 3: Though, because like trading like you don't get fucking much
Speaker 3: compared to selling it on your own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my car was only like not that.
Speaker 1: Not that old?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, four or five years old.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then, but I feel like for a trade in,
Speaker 3: they always try to really rip you.
Speaker 2: Oh though they did, because the end of this story
Speaker 2: is the guy who bought it ended up calling me
Speaker 2: because he found my number in like the log book
Speaker 2: and was like, hey, mate, just wanted to know, like
Speaker 2: I bought the car from Mazda, and I just want
Speaker 2: to know, like whether you have a spare key because
Speaker 2: they didn't give me a spare key, but the logbook
Speaker 2: says it should have a spare key, and I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did have a spare key, but I lost that
Speaker 2: like years and years ago, so sorry, like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: know where it is and it doesn't exist, don't worry
Speaker 2: about it, like and then I said, oh, like where
Speaker 2: you're from and blah blah, Oh here's where I was
Speaker 2: from first, and I said, I'm in Sydney and he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I bought it in Canbra. So it
Speaker 2: actually ended up being sold in Canberra in one of
Speaker 2: the Canbra dealerships. And I said, oh, just curious, like
Speaker 2: how much did you pay for it? He goes, oh,
Speaker 2: eighteen five, So they they made eight and a half
Speaker 2: grand off my car, and I went, I was pissed.
Speaker 3: It's a lot easier like when you're selling a car
Speaker 3: to do the trade in because then it's like done
Speaker 3: for sure that you can always make more in a
Speaker 3: private sale.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure. But I also didn't think that they'd
Speaker 2: get that much because he definitely I mean, I said
Speaker 2: give me fourteen for it, or I said it was fourteen,
Speaker 2: so I was expecting like a twelve. He could have
Speaker 2: come back with eleven and a half and he still
Speaker 2: would have made seven grand off me. So anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just it's one of those things where you can
Speaker 2: even go in doing well, I'm going to play his
Speaker 2: game and you still get ripped off in the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So but I mean, hustle babes, if you're a car salesman,
Speaker 2: fucking congratulations.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I reckon I would be a great car salesperson. Like,
Speaker 3: I'm convinced that I could sell anything. I posted a
Speaker 3: TikTok the other day and it ruffled a few feathers.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw it, but it was
Speaker 3: me talking about that guy that I met that sold chairs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1: How he like, anyway, you made a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so someone in the comments was like, that's easy
Speaker 1: for you to say, like you sell clothes, like you
Speaker 1: couldn't sell chairs. I reckon I could sell fucking anything.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was soell chairs for sure.
Speaker 1: I could sell anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sell anything online.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Anita.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'm loving the car talk. I feel like
Speaker 3: it's a great modern way for car salespeople to like
Speaker 3: show off their personality because they do have this, you know,
Speaker 3: reputation of being slimy ripoffs.
Speaker 1: Like that's just the way it's been in the industry forever.
Speaker 1: Same with real estate agents, I feel and I feel
Speaker 1: like that's just a really fun way to promote their businesses.
Speaker 3: So if you work at a car yard, or if
Speaker 3: you own a car yard, any use rollers get on.
Speaker 1: Socials and have fun with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool to talk through like a car
Speaker 3: in a girly parp way like, you'd get so many
Speaker 3: especially like the Master people that are kind of doing
Speaker 3: the same sort of videos. Yeah, with like more affordable
Speaker 3: cars for like the everyday person, you get so many
Speaker 3: people coming in being like, I want to look at
Speaker 3: your cars because you're being so fun on social media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I've even got an idea for you.
Speaker 2: If I worked at a car dealership, and someone's probably
Speaker 2: this at some point. I'm not saying I came up
Speaker 2: with it, but right now I'm thinking, if I owned
Speaker 2: a car dealership and I was trying to make content,
Speaker 2: the first video i'd fucking make is POV the blow
Speaker 2: up Man Isn't working or whatever you call that.
Speaker 1: The blacky wavable thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like POV that's not working, and then
Speaker 2: you just have one of the guys stand out at
Speaker 2: the front as the traffic's going past, waving his fucking
Speaker 2: arm slack, one of those wavy man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love it to go off. A series that I
Speaker 1: would love to do is like if I ever had
Speaker 1: some spare time, is like going around to businesses that
Speaker 1: like ask for my help and helping them with their
Speaker 1: social media and showing them all the fun content that
Speaker 1: they could make, like the.
Speaker 2: Lawnmower guy who knocks on the doors and goes, can
Speaker 2: I mow your lawn for free?
Speaker 1: And make content Like I'd love to.
Speaker 3: Go to like Mazda in Newcastle or whatever, and like
Speaker 3: all sorts of businesses and like come up with creative
Speaker 3: concepts for them to show them, Like you can be
Speaker 3: on social media too, because I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people think when it comes to social media, like you've
Speaker 3: got to be an influencer or you've got I have
Speaker 3: like you know, clothes or beauty products or whatever. But
Speaker 3: like you can literally be selling cars and make social
Speaker 3: media content.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I would love to do that one day. Add
Speaker 1: it to the to do list for the future. But
Speaker 1: that is my royal flush.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of marketing and social media, have you seen
Speaker 2: that crumble cookie is in a bit of hot water?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, first of all, Max blegg Day, but legged
Speaker 2: has posted his Crumble cookie review. I did see that,
Speaker 2: which we were tagged in quite a bit because we
Speaker 2: obviously did a Crumble cookie review while we were in America.
Speaker 2: Sorry to bring it up again.
Speaker 1: Fuck that was shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They were horrible.
Speaker 1: It was just like raw cookie dough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really bizarre. Everyone, Like, honestly, I feel
Speaker 2: like we tried. We had to obviously try and get
Speaker 2: that video cut down. We could have harped on about
Speaker 2: that for ten minutes about how just like it really
Speaker 2: is so basic, like a sub cookie here in Australia
Speaker 2: or even just your cookies you know from the supermarket that.
Speaker 3: Is just like a cookie dough, like the cookie ion
Speaker 3: the coals ones that you get.
Speaker 1: Better than that were already made like a cookie.
Speaker 3: Dough log that you've bought and cut up and cooked
Speaker 3: it only for like five like five minutes.
Speaker 2: But with no sugar. It was almost like they were
Speaker 2: they had no like and they're well they were heap sweet,
Speaker 2: but they weren't sugary, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just taste like shit.
Speaker 2: Oh it was, It's bizarre. It's hard to it's hard
Speaker 2: to describe what they were like. But anyway, we didn't
Speaker 2: like them. Max, who is from the UK, was in America.
Speaker 2: He tried them. He was shocked and appalled that they
Speaker 2: were so disgusting. And this is the thing I think,
Speaker 2: I like said, and I offend the Americans every time
Speaker 2: I say this, but I think that like a lot
Speaker 2: of their food is quite bland, and so when they
Speaker 2: do have something that's even ten percent better, it's like, Wow,
Speaker 2: this is Americans.
Speaker 3: A recan Americans would come here and be blown away
Speaker 3: at how yummy the food is.
Speaker 2: They seem to hate it. Because I made this comment
Speaker 2: in one of my videos on the Landwitch Rap, the
Speaker 2: Caesar rap that I had in New York, which was delicious.
Speaker 1: It was the best anchovies in it.
Speaker 2: Well that's what people said, but I don't think, like,
Speaker 2: when I looked at the menu, it didn't say anchovies,
Speaker 2: And if I had seen anchovies, I feel like I
Speaker 2: would have said no. But I loved it and it
Speaker 2: was so delicious, so if there was anchovies in it,
Speaker 2: But I just feel like, I feel like there wasn't,
Speaker 2: but a lot of people said that there was anyway,
Speaker 2: because I said there was something about the caesar sauce
Speaker 2: that just gave it a little bit more flavor that
Speaker 2: made it really special. And everyone was like, that's the anchovies.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I swear I didn't know they were
Speaker 2: anchovies in I hate anchovy. You're sane. I fucking my
Speaker 2: dad would put them on a pizza when I was younger,
Speaker 2: with your homemade pizza. Dad would put anchovies on the
Speaker 2: pizza cana. Are you nodding? Are you nodding as if to.
Speaker 1: Say, oh, you love them?
Speaker 2: Ah? Fired, fired.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know something.
Speaker 3: Actually, speaking of seafood, I have a video actually that
Speaker 3: I haven't posted yet. When Dedicated Lifestyle and I went
Speaker 3: out for lunch the other week, she made me try
Speaker 3: an oyster.
Speaker 2: Oh you have never had one? No, quite nice?
Speaker 1: You like them?
Speaker 2: I like an oyster. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we fucked up because we ordered like
Speaker 1: a special one that had all stuff on it, because
Speaker 1: she's like, you'll probably like that better than a fresh one.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I don't do fresh. It has to have
Speaker 2: things on it.
Speaker 1: Well, she thinks we fucked up because it was hot, spicy.
Speaker 2: No, it was a hot oyster like warm, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: And she's like when it came out and then she
Speaker 3: felt the shell, She's like, oh no, this is warm,
Speaker 3: like they're way better cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I fucking put that thing in my mouth and it
Speaker 1: came straight back out in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh no, see I do. I love an oyster kill Patrick,
Speaker 2: which you never really see anymore.
Speaker 1: These were they're not hot.
Speaker 2: So no, it's just shear sauce and little pieces of bacon.
Speaker 1: I mean, like warm. So the bacon isn't warm. No,
Speaker 1: it's cold bacon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting, Well maybe the bacon is warm, but I'm
Speaker 2: not sure now that you say that, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I can do it. Like I
Speaker 1: love all seafood, but oysters I tried. I'm never fucking
Speaker 1: trying that again. Really, Like, are you serious? It's slimy
Speaker 1: and gooey with snot on it. It's like phlegm, You've
Speaker 1: gone into it wrong, and Kate choose it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't choose mine.
Speaker 1: So then what's the point.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just all about the experience, Like.
Speaker 3: I feel like everything else I like crab, prawns, lobster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different though.
Speaker 3: It feels like you've and fish. I like, I'll eat
Speaker 3: all that, but it feels like that's been caught from
Speaker 3: the ocean and then stuff has been done to it
Speaker 3: before it gets to your plate. But with the oyster,
Speaker 3: like when I was holding the shell, like, it just
Speaker 3: feels like it's really just been pulled straight from the ocean,
Speaker 3: straight in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most of the time, A nice fresh oyster the way.
Speaker 1: To gow No, thanks, interesting, fair enough? Where will we
Speaker 1: going with this?
Speaker 2: Grumble cookie? Yes, yes, so crumble cookie. We hate it. Whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they're in hot water at the moment. They're get being
Speaker 2: sued by record label, which unfortunately I have totally forgotten
Speaker 2: which one it is, but it's one of the big ones.
Speaker 2: And they're being sued because in their social media they
Speaker 2: have been using songs you know that as a brand,
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to use shit, and.
Speaker 3: They're a brand new song right, songs in all our
Speaker 3: TikTok dancers everything.
Speaker 2: They're getting sued for twenty four million dollars because the
Speaker 2: record company thought that they probably made around generated around
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of sales per video.
Speaker 1: Oh, because of all the money that they earn on tiktoks.
Speaker 2: No sales of their cookies, and all the record company's
Speaker 2: just gone, well, this video got this many views, you've
Speaker 2: got this many followers. We reckon this probably generated this
Speaker 2: many sales, and you've used that one hundred and something times.
Speaker 2: That's twenty four million dollars all up. We're seeing you
Speaker 2: for twenty four million dollars. And Chumbuki's in this big
Speaker 2: legal battle right now. They've removed all of it. And
Speaker 2: if you're go on now look at their social media.
Speaker 2: It's actually so bland and boring because they've got to use.
Speaker 3: Royalty point because like we all use songs on our tiktoks.
Speaker 3: I know, they could come after all of us one.
Speaker 2: Day, exactly. Yeah, if you use songs to promote faith,
Speaker 2: well yeah, that's a that's a bit of a gray
Speaker 2: area there isn't it shit, I know. So it is
Speaker 2: strange because like we're living in that era of the
Speaker 2: Internet where it is like gray area vibes. Because my
Speaker 2: thing is the artists need the exposure, the exposure to
Speaker 2: get the song out there and going viral to then
Speaker 2: have a hit, right, yeah, but then you know it
Speaker 2: also trickles down, Yes, your fate and fate is using
Speaker 2: it and that's like an actual business. But like I
Speaker 2: do paid partnerships. This is what I mean. Make that
Speaker 2: I'm doing a TikTok dance on one video and then
Speaker 2: making video of a brand on another video, or even
Speaker 2: I'm assuming the creator fund.
Speaker 1: I would into it.
Speaker 2: I know, I would just assume it's Remember on like
Speaker 2: YouTube ad sense, if you had a song, you couldn't
Speaker 2: monetize your video, so I'd assume that TikTok would be
Speaker 2: the same. Where if you used one of Lizzo's songs
Speaker 2: on a video, you're not making a cent on that video.
Speaker 2: And when I work with brands like it's always no copyright,
Speaker 2: no copyrighted songs or logos or anything. Yep. So a
Speaker 2: lot of the time when you and you may not know,
Speaker 2: like you may not notice, but maybe you will notice. Now,
Speaker 2: Like if you see a paid partnership like it will
Speaker 2: rarely have any other brands even like I'm instructed that
Speaker 2: like not even a toaster in the background. You know,
Speaker 2: I've got my smake toaster in the kitchen, like I'd
Speaker 2: be told to do it again. Without that in it,
Speaker 2: my clothing will never have any branding, Like you'll never
Speaker 2: really see any other branding in a sponsored video apart
Speaker 2: from the brand that obviously is being promoted. You also
Speaker 2: can't use a trending sound, even if it's not or
Speaker 2: that's some some brands are okay with a trending sound,
Speaker 2: but also that could be someone else's intellectual property. For example,
Speaker 2: if I make a trending sound and then you use
Speaker 2: it to promote pink V and you're being paid by
Speaker 2: V to use my voice.
Speaker 1: You could be like you that is messy.
Speaker 2: And V as well. So it's like it's we're living
Speaker 2: in a very gray area right now.
Speaker 1: It's very weird as well.
Speaker 3: Like for example, with our Fate stores, we have to
Speaker 3: pay a license to yeah for to just play Spotify
Speaker 3: out loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, isn't that crazy? Yeah, as a DJ, I
Speaker 2: have to send a file of well I don't have to,
Speaker 2: but whoever owns the decks. Yeah, so the club will
Speaker 2: actually be able to see all the songs that I've
Speaker 2: played throughout the night, and that data goes to APRA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like a clothing store or
Speaker 3: some sort of business in Melbourne's recent like gotten sued
Speaker 3: for like playing Spotify out loud in their store.
Speaker 1: Just to have like a bit of background music for
Speaker 1: their customers. Isn't it nuts?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Like can I get it? Because that's like I get it,
Speaker 1: but I don't.
Speaker 2: You get it? But like it's just something that you'd
Speaker 2: never think about. Yeah, but yeah, what other times have
Speaker 2: I had to use had to do that with music?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, djaying, I only it was more so
Speaker 2: up to the venue. But I think if I had,
Speaker 2: if I was a wedding dj, I'm pretty sure. And
Speaker 2: this is the thing, no one actually would do it, Like,
Speaker 2: not many people would actually follow those rules and do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're djaying a wedding, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: you're getting paid to play other people's music. You need
Speaker 2: to send a list to OPRA and you pay to
Speaker 2: have the opera license and then I think a passes
Speaker 2: on the funds to the to the artists. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm really not sure how any of that works.
Speaker 2: Go you know, go Google, go yourselves. That's not a
Speaker 2: you thing, Hannah. I'm not expecting you to go google it.
Speaker 2: Right now. You can all do some homework and some
Speaker 2: research later.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I hated homework. I feel like we've spoken
Speaker 1: about that before on the pod. I fucking hated homework.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everyone does. Like you say that, like
Speaker 2: it's revolutionary.
Speaker 1: No, I fucking really hate it. Stop giving kids more
Speaker 1: fucking shit to do outside of school when none of
Speaker 1: it matters.
Speaker 2: Especially because it's the parents that end up doing it.
Speaker 2: Like remember when I would get homework, mamauld be cooking
Speaker 2: dinner and having a stop dinner to come over.
Speaker 3: The fuckings And then the parents don't even know.
Speaker 1: And then I bet you they disass some chat GPT
Speaker 1: for the answers anyway.
Speaker 2: And if they're not, that's actually a good way to
Speaker 2: look at it. What use chat GPT to help with
Speaker 2: the kids homework? There you go.
Speaker 3: Can you say, like from your school years, was there
Speaker 3: any homework that you did or an assignment that you
Speaker 3: had to do that was very useful to you in
Speaker 3: your life?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Like, I fucking hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop it.
Speaker 1: The kids are at school for what six hours a
Speaker 1: day already, that's enough. That is enough.
Speaker 2: I almost want you to have a kid just for
Speaker 2: the social aspect of it. All, like just so you
Speaker 2: can die.
Speaker 1: I would fucking raise that kid so differently, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think that'd even go to school. Really, how can
Speaker 1: I do it myself?
Speaker 2: Oh, with everything else you got going on, you reckon
Speaker 2: your home school.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I would send them to school and like,
Speaker 3: obviously go learn all the fundamentals of life and all
Speaker 3: the basics sparely writing, reading.
Speaker 1: But also they learned that at home as well.
Speaker 3: But I'd say, don't fucking worry, like unless you want
Speaker 3: to go become like a surgeon or you know something
Speaker 3: where you definitely have to like be smart and go
Speaker 3: to UNI.
Speaker 1: If not, don't fucking worry.
Speaker 2: But what if you don't know whether you want to
Speaker 2: do that or not.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing.
Speaker 3: You don't know when you're that young. You don't know
Speaker 3: what you want to do. Yeah, but they just pressure
Speaker 3: kids so much, Like do you remember stressing out when
Speaker 3: you had a test coming up?
Speaker 2: No? Yes, and no, I think I again, I think
Speaker 2: I've said this before, Like I had no idea what
Speaker 2: I wanted to do, so I wasn't really motivated in
Speaker 2: school because I had nothing to work.
Speaker 3: I even remember like in primary school we had the
Speaker 3: basic skills test.
Speaker 2: Do you remember plan and stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like in year three, four and five and six,
Speaker 3: like you had a different test every year. Yeah, Like
Speaker 3: I remember being in year five shitting myself the night before.
Speaker 3: For what reason does a kid in year five need
Speaker 3: to be fucking stressing like that? Yeah, you're in year five.
Speaker 3: All you should be worried about is going to Bathist.
Speaker 1: Five Bathists for your school camp.
Speaker 2: Oh we were gone, great. Does he wish camp though? Pesticon?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I did Bathist.
Speaker 1: We did Bathists. It's that. Yeah, that's where you do
Speaker 1: a little gold mining stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, see I never did that.
Speaker 3: No, I genuinely thought that I was going to find
Speaker 3: gold in that, like one little lake in the middle
Speaker 3: of the school camp that hundreds.
Speaker 1: Of kids would look in every every week. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to find gold. No, And you
Speaker 1: didn't know there wouldn't be gold in there. It's a
Speaker 1: busy school camp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Well they could just sprinkle sprinkle bit of
Speaker 2: you know, paint some rocks gold, sprinkle it in there
Speaker 2: before the kids come each day. Yeah, you know, because
Speaker 2: it's all about the experience, it is. And then those
Speaker 2: kids they have a memory for life and they tell
Speaker 2: everyone and it's all about business, isn't it. This has
Speaker 2: been a big business.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thank you all so much listening to big business.
Speaker 3: You've got a tip of the week and with the
Speaker 3: tip of the week on big business, and it can
Speaker 3: be a life hack, business hack, anything.
Speaker 2: Tip of the week this week is ask someone in
Speaker 2: your life what their favorite dinosaur is. Yep, because look
Speaker 2: at the conversation. It can spark or you can figure
Speaker 2: out whether they're fucking boring or not, because if they're boring,
Speaker 2: they won't have an answer. Was a bit worry about
Speaker 2: AJ by the way, that red flat j give us
Speaker 2: something here, but it's already went with tri Sera Trotz,
Speaker 2: which is kind of left a field, so that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just expecting t rex like a stock
Speaker 1: standard answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd actually appreciate if scrollers you could ask a
Speaker 2: straight man in your life dinosaurs and then let us
Speaker 2: know in the broadcast channels, which again, if you don't
Speaker 2: know how to join the broadcast channel, head to my
Speaker 2: Instagram and then in the bio it'll say scrollers and
Speaker 2: it's got a little headphone emoji. You can click that
Speaker 2: and join the broadcast channel. We always continue the conversation
Speaker 2: there and just talk ship and Brittany sends photos of
Speaker 2: her and a mango Lassie every.
Speaker 3: So often, which, by the way, my sister in law
Speaker 3: went to Costco and she bought us a bottle of
Speaker 3: the mango lassie that they have there at Costco.
Speaker 1: It is not mango lassie. Okay, do not fucking get it.
Speaker 1: It's diabolical. Okay, you can't even compare. It just tastes
Speaker 1: like yogurt like. It's not mango lassie. So do not
Speaker 1: get the Costco one.
Speaker 3: If you've gotten that and you've thought, oh, Britney loves this,
Speaker 3: that's not what I'm talking about, chuck it in the
Speaker 3: fucking bind.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's Britney's tip of the way.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's another episode done and dusted.
Speaker 2: Matt, thanks for listening, Scrollers. We'll see on Friday with
Speaker 2: an episode of Close Friends. Any idea what we're talking about, britt.
Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to talk a little bit about Tommy
Speaker 3: Heimbrow and Maddie Boy divorcing.
Speaker 2: Yes, get into that, okay, anyway, Joe, I'm better let
Speaker 2: you go. I gotta go find a spare battery for
Speaker 2: the Master three