Speaker 1: Here we are.
Speaker 2: We are back again for twenty twenty five, thrilled to
Speaker 2: have your company.
Speaker 3: Greetings Jack, afternoon, Swaney. How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh look, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Baker's Delight. The freezer is stocked with low
Speaker 2: fiber low. I'll put it at high five Logi Bread
Speaker 2: for Savages.
Speaker 1: In the thrilling option.
Speaker 2: That school is about to be back. But I'm in
Speaker 2: that terrible stage and you do not know about it
Speaker 2: and will never know about it. Where me as the parent,
Speaker 2: I'm back at work. My life has begun again.
Speaker 3: And you're doing extra stuff like you co hosted Fitzie
Speaker 3: Whippering case.
Speaker 2: I know, apologies if you're listening from Sydney, that's two
Speaker 2: shows with me in it in a rah and I apologize,
Speaker 2: but it's fresh. Hell me being at work and the
Speaker 2: kids still being at home. I'm like, can you go
Speaker 2: back to school so that nature can be restored?
Speaker 3: They look after themselves in the kitchen all dal Or
Speaker 3: do you need to like food prep for the meal,
Speaker 3: prep for them before you leave?
Speaker 1: Well? I do my best.
Speaker 2: I did get some text messages yesterday saying, you know,
Speaker 2: can we order something on Uber Eats. I'm like, look
Speaker 2: in the fridge. Please, for the love of God, there's salami.
Speaker 2: There's four different types of cheese. This's fresh ham.
Speaker 1: There's beautiful bread. Yeah, like please.
Speaker 3: Also macas and KFC on Heber Eats.
Speaker 1: No, this is not what I'm working.
Speaker 3: When a day back? How long have we got to go?
Speaker 2: Friday is the first day, because you know, they just
Speaker 2: got to get into it gently and then properly.
Speaker 1: Monday.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up after three o'clock. We have that brand
Speaker 3: new bum bag available in Creases Quizy. We're also going
Speaker 3: to be talking about maths. Last night, married at first Sight?
Speaker 1: What a dog?
Speaker 3: He was a dog at ten? But next thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four to ten if you would like your mind read.
Speaker 3: In Mystic Chrissy, we've got a Specsavers voucher up for grabs.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, and I've rubbed my crystals.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4: Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 3: Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1: Cat Kate, are you there?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: You're playing hard to get there? I like it, Okate.
Speaker 2: Why do I see the word mushy? Are you a
Speaker 2: romantic or is there a connection with adelaide.
Speaker 4: Nothing with Adelaide.
Speaker 5: I like to read romance.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. You're you're not romantic.
Speaker 2: I thought the mushy reference might have been the mushy
Speaker 2: peas in a pie floater.
Speaker 3: I was thinking ready chocolate.
Speaker 2: No, that you are romantic and you read romantic novels.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What was the name of the last one?
Speaker 1: I love the names of these romantic.
Speaker 6: I can't actually remember.
Speaker 4: I've been reading not romance for a bit.
Speaker 2: Oh true crime? Huh yeah, welcome to the club. That
Speaker 2: was another mister Chris, by the way.
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: There is something about you that's very impressive, Kate.
Speaker 2: It's either your bust line or your ability to put on.
Speaker 1: Liquid eyeliner, probably neither. Have you got little buzzies?
Speaker 7: They're not that little.
Speaker 1: Well, if they're big, that's an impressive.
Speaker 7: I guess.
Speaker 3: Don't sell yourself short, Kate.
Speaker 1: Clossy. Do you like taking photographs?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Have you ever done it like properly, like developed it
Speaker 1: in a room and all that sort of stuff?
Speaker 6: Not that far?
Speaker 1: No, But you do fancy yourself as a photographer?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like it. Are your ears a little bit pointy? No?
Speaker 2: Do you know someone whose ears are a little bit pointy,
Speaker 2: like an elf.
Speaker 7: Not really, not a great year, a little bit point there's.
Speaker 1: Just like a little peak on the top of the ear.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so, they're kid.
Speaker 1: I can see those ears.
Speaker 2: You use chemicals that are too harsh for the purpose
Speaker 2: that they're intended.
Speaker 1: For example, you don't clean.
Speaker 2: Your toilet with a biological good one bidegradable one.
Speaker 1: You clean it with bleach and domestos. Yes, you go
Speaker 1: way too hard and you don't care.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm with you, Kate, kill that for sure. Germ
Speaker 3: kill that skiddy.
Speaker 2: I've got a great tip for getting rid of skitty.
Speaker 2: I'll talk about that later.
Speaker 3: Alrighty, one last hit, mister chrissy.
Speaker 1: Kate.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to say this. Do you know
Speaker 2: the term in flagrante?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: It means in the act.
Speaker 2: And I can see very clearly this word, these words,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna have to ask you you have been
Speaker 2: caught doing the business before? No, well, keep yourself nice,
Speaker 2: because it's happening in the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Okay, dope, get out the remington if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: It was excited for a good story. There Kate, you
Speaker 3: have one a VIP Specsavior's voucher for one pair of
Speaker 3: glasses or Sunny's and two hundred and fifty dollars cash the.
Speaker 1: Crissy s One Show. I'm very excited because I love
Speaker 1: me a bit of Drake.
Speaker 3: I know, I believe.
Speaker 1: I mean, this song is perfection.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: All of his music is so great, like unlike Kanye,
Speaker 3: every Drake album slaps for me.
Speaker 2: I agree, I absolutely agree. Not that I've listened to
Speaker 2: an entire one from track one to track where wherever
Speaker 2: many there are, but every song that is played on
Speaker 2: the radio that is Drake.
Speaker 3: I love. There's one that I'm loving at the moment
Speaker 3: called time Flies that we don't play but.
Speaker 1: Straightway, okay, that is going. I've got goosebumps, which you
Speaker 1: know is the universe thing and all that. This is
Speaker 1: a good thing. Yes, it's like old school Drake. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: It's so good. It's from the album. If anyone's interested
Speaker 3: Dark Laying demo tapes from twenty twenty, give it a
Speaker 3: go because it's a really good album.
Speaker 2: I love it sick and I love him sick and
Speaker 2: he's in Australia, and I just like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I can I concentrate with this song? And he's been
Speaker 1: snapped packed at Nobu.
Speaker 3: Now you and I are both in Melbourne and he's
Speaker 3: at Noboo in Melbourne. When I saw this yesterday, Swanning,
Speaker 3: I seriously considered heading to Crown.
Speaker 1: I know you're a big Drake fan.
Speaker 2: I quite realize, and just before you actually I hope
Speaker 2: you don't mind, I'm going to reveal what you said.
Speaker 2: Your actual quote is, oh, no, I cannot believe that
Speaker 2: Drake was at Nobu and I wasn't. And for anybody else,
Speaker 2: I know that would be a strange sentence, but it's true.
Speaker 1: Why weren't you there?
Speaker 3: Right? I love.
Speaker 1: So he is here. We love him.
Speaker 2: And imagine how much you would have lost your mind
Speaker 2: if you were just walking along the river there and
Speaker 2: you out of the corner of you are you were like, oh,
Speaker 2: that looks like Drake. Double take that is Drake. It's
Speaker 2: so magical to see someone super famous when they're doing
Speaker 2: something very ordinary like having some lunch.
Speaker 3: And like you would definitely have known it was him, Swany,
Speaker 3: because he had his entourage around him. It's not someone
Speaker 3: you'd go wait is that or isn't it? It's like no, no, no,
Speaker 3: that is dry.
Speaker 2: Oh, it absolutely is Drake. And also you would have
Speaker 2: known it was him because he wanted you to know
Speaker 2: it was him. He was not hiding at all. He
Speaker 2: was outside, he was facing everybody. Do you know there
Speaker 2: was absolutely no attempt to hide, and good on him.
Speaker 1: Why would you hide you like under a bushel?
Speaker 3: If you with Drake, you'r Aubrey great?
Speaker 2: Have you exactly twenty fourteen? Who have you seen out dining?
Speaker 3: Can I go first? Yes? Because on New Year's Eve
Speaker 3: at a restaurant here called the Tard in Melbourne, beautiful place,
Speaker 3: I sat next to Harry Knick JUNR. What Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he had these cool like red almost Kanye esque sunglasses on.
Speaker 3: You know there's red sons Kanye used to wear. Yes,
Speaker 3: and he was just sitting there, I think, with his
Speaker 3: family enjoying a meal. I did know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, with Jill Ireland. She's an ex supermodel
Speaker 1: and he's got beautiful daughters.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is he still here now? I'm a huge harr iconic
Speaker 1: Junior fan. Do you know you know if our only
Speaker 1: whisper your name, I don't. Oh, there is one of
Speaker 1: his big songs.
Speaker 3: Okay it go and listen to it. I did notice
Speaker 3: he wasn't drinking either. Really, who's like the most famous
Speaker 3: person you've seen?
Speaker 2: When I very rarely leave the house. The best I
Speaker 2: can do. It's not Look it's Red Simons. I see
Speaker 2: Red Simon's offen at Marios having coffee and a bowl
Speaker 2: of pasta.
Speaker 1: Simon's is the best I can do. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's still exciting for people of a certain age, exciting
Speaker 3: for me. Thirteen twenty four to ten? Who have you
Speaker 3: seen dining? Who have you sat next to? Janie's a
Speaker 3: good one, I know right and being like wow, is
Speaker 3: that bloody Christy? This one from Big Brother. Jump on
Speaker 3: the phone. We will give you a Baker's Delight gift voucher.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Drake is in our midst He's a hit our shows
Speaker 2: for his tour kicking off February fourth in Perth.
Speaker 3: I need to maxwin tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I I think it's very interesting that
Speaker 2: he doesn't actually a perform until February the fourth in
Speaker 2: per That's his very first show.
Speaker 3: So he's come a week early.
Speaker 1: He's getting into very good quality gambling.
Speaker 3: Yes, he just posted an Instagram story of all of
Speaker 3: the are they called tiles?
Speaker 1: I think so. I'm not a gambler, but nor am I.
Speaker 1: It's you know, you put it all on red or whatever.
Speaker 2: But you know he was spotted yesterday supping at Noble,
Speaker 2: which would have been very exciting, and that is an.
Speaker 1: A League celebrity restaurant spot.
Speaker 2: The best I can offer is Red Simons from Skyhawks's
Speaker 2: most favorite person.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's very exciting to a lot of people. Yes,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: You've seen Harry Chronic Junior. That's impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 3: On New Year's Eve thirteen twenty four to ten? Who
Speaker 3: have you seen dining in the wild?
Speaker 1: Is he you saw Drake yesterday at Noble?
Speaker 3: Hi? Yes, I did so.
Speaker 6: We were saying it Crowns for my birthday, and we
Speaker 6: walked downstairs and we see all security guards and then
Speaker 6: you see Drake come out of no booth with his
Speaker 6: big sooppy brutes on and a diamond chain. Was a
Speaker 6: bunch of security around him.
Speaker 1: And were your eyes?
Speaker 2: Were your eyes just like focusing, like I can't believe
Speaker 2: that I'm seeing this person in the flesh.
Speaker 6: I was like trying to film at the same time,
Speaker 6: and he looked across it as it was with my
Speaker 6: family and my friends and everyone just chasing him in security.
Speaker 6: He's like, no, no, no, he got in the car
Speaker 6: and he drove away.
Speaker 3: Damn. I would have asked for some tickets if you
Speaker 3: got close enough.
Speaker 6: Is he Yeah, we tried.
Speaker 1: Very impressive to have seen him, but it's not going
Speaker 1: to age well. In thirty years. He's going to be
Speaker 1: the equivalent of Red Simon's like.
Speaker 2: What famous person have you seen? Having a little spot
Speaker 2: of it? Not hello erin Hi, oh you.
Speaker 1: I love the little gasp when I said your name.
Speaker 4: Well, I've never been I've never been on the radio.
Speaker 3: Well welcome.
Speaker 1: It's just like normal life. It's just like you popped
Speaker 1: into our house. Yeah, yeah, who have you seen? And where?
Speaker 8: I saw Hugh Jackman at a cafe in mad Eliza.
Speaker 1: What was he doing?
Speaker 3: What was three years ago?
Speaker 4: He was having breakfast or brunch or something with his
Speaker 4: I suppose now ex wife.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, really, I am obsessed with that entire situation. Arin,
Speaker 2: I'm not ashamed to say it. Do you share the obsession?
Speaker 5: Not so much?
Speaker 1: Really, Really, it's close to home. I get it.
Speaker 4: Are I try not to lose myself in those Yes,
Speaker 4: that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 3: I'm just so happy for them all, and like you
Speaker 3: and Sutton look like a cute match. Hey, Aaron, you've
Speaker 3: got yourself a Baker's Delight voucher. Let's go to Lisa. Lisa,
Speaker 3: who did you see in the wild?
Speaker 7: I sat me more of this?
Speaker 1: Okay, recently or a long time ago? It was in
Speaker 1: July this year, Jim tell us everything we love to
Speaker 1: be more.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 7: Was at a party, private party at the golf but
Speaker 7: in Idaho, and one half was a private function where
Speaker 7: I was at and the other half was the restaurant
Speaker 7: for the golf club, which is like an outdoor court
Speaker 7: yardy area. And somebody was like me was then I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm an Aussie in America.
Speaker 4: And I'm like no, no, no, no, where where where
Speaker 4: we were?
Speaker 7: And I'm like, literally, minute I saw her face, I
Speaker 7: think of them having a conniption of it was freaking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just can't believe it.
Speaker 3: But I mean her face is looking fantastically.
Speaker 7: So she's like what she had no mac up on,
Speaker 7: she was dressed just simple black, and she thought she
Speaker 7: looked amazing. I did not think she looked like I mean,
Speaker 7: I wasn't that close, but I was close enough.
Speaker 1: Lisa, have you seen the movie that everybody's raving about.
Speaker 3: The Substance, The Substance?
Speaker 7: Yes, I have seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't like it?
Speaker 3: I can tell why didn't you like it? Leaster?
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 7: I don't know. It was just too much, too too,
Speaker 7: too much, too much gore, too much craziness.
Speaker 1: Oh I love gore and craziness. And I'm still going
Speaker 1: to say it.
Speaker 2: You've got you've got about you to spend at Baker's Delight.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Good name? Who have you seen? Who have you seen?
Speaker 1: Having a having a bite.
Speaker 8: I saw this beautiful woman on a Disney cruise and
Speaker 8: her name is Christy Swan. And while I was at
Speaker 8: the table next to her, and I wanted to say hello, Hi,
Speaker 8: I'm Christy too, but my friend said, don't embarrass yourself.
Speaker 8: You've done it too many times.
Speaker 1: Well now you have you? Now you have said that
Speaker 1: your name is Chrissy and my name is Chrissy too.
Speaker 8: And to be honest, I thought, my Christy Swan, people
Speaker 8: like Christie Swan, Christie Swine. I'm like no, no, just Chrissy.
Speaker 8: It's fine. But they had a friend that you used
Speaker 8: to become me. Christis one all the time, so I am.
Speaker 2: I thought that my spotting of Red Simon's was lame.
Speaker 2: You've absolutely outdone me.
Speaker 3: The Christy Swan.
Speaker 1: So we are doing a lot better than Britney spears Is.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: I can't get an the images of Kim Kardashian bashing
Speaker 2: up a car with a baseball vat Now.
Speaker 3: When I first saw this and it said that they
Speaker 3: were like you could see they were filming something. I
Speaker 3: thought her and Courtney had a massive blue naha and
Speaker 3: she just took to her car.
Speaker 1: No, it is on set.
Speaker 2: Have you ever taken out your frustrations, your real life
Speaker 2: frustrations on an inanimate object.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't because I use my words, so I
Speaker 3: don't ever go for objects or sometimes physical.
Speaker 2: Sometimes though, yeah, words I'm talking about when you're by yourself,
Speaker 2: like when you're just so angry about something, you can't
Speaker 2: use your words. You can, you can mutter and yell
Speaker 2: at yourself or whatever.
Speaker 3: I still managed to find them sometimes I have. I
Speaker 3: have just once what did you do? What did you throw?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 3: Punched a pillow, punched a pillow.
Speaker 1: And made a wild guttural sound from my angry soul
Speaker 1: when I did it. And let me tell you, I
Speaker 1: recommend it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: It was like a leaving of fury yep, and I
Speaker 1: purged it and then I was fine.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you're onto something there. Then I'll give it
Speaker 3: a go.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I would love.
Speaker 2: To attack a car with a baseball bat like this
Speaker 2: woman has. It is on Satan's part of you know
Speaker 2: her new serial.
Speaker 3: That show with All's Fair Fair It looks really.
Speaker 2: Good, great car, Glenn Close, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, and
Speaker 2: then two names I don't know, Nissi Nash and Tayana Taylor.
Speaker 1: Should I know them? At showing my age?
Speaker 3: No, you're not. It does seem like she's taken or
Speaker 3: the producer has taken inspiration from Beyonce's video Hold up
Speaker 3: absolutely where I think Beyonce's also wearing yellow. Kim's in
Speaker 3: yellow here and she bashes what we assume was jay
Speaker 3: Z's car when she found out he was cheating with.
Speaker 2: Beck You with for good hat and the reason and
Speaker 2: the reason that she is in yellow. Beyonce is because
Speaker 2: of the whole lemonade business, and they've absolutely mirrored that look.
Speaker 2: Yellow is my favorite color. Lock up your baseball bats
Speaker 2: is all I'm saying. Also, side note, that is one
Speaker 2: of my top three Beyonce songs, hold On, hold Up Yeah,
Speaker 2: really absolutely good.
Speaker 3: Song, but it's a bit weak in terms of Queen Bee.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for your opinion on it.
Speaker 3: I gave.
Speaker 1: It's just just shavements.
Speaker 6: Is a Christmas one show.
Speaker 1: Oh hi, I've done it again.
Speaker 3: When when will you learn?
Speaker 1: Never? I will never learn and that's what you love
Speaker 1: about me. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: We are here out live for twenty twenty five. We're
Speaker 2: thrilled to be back, and we've got a really good
Speaker 2: vibe about this year, haven't we. Twenty twenty five hour
Speaker 2: owre you to be alive, Jack.
Speaker 3: We both said this to each other yesterday without even
Speaker 3: having spoken about it. But we're both feeling that like
Speaker 3: positive good success, absolutely.
Speaker 2: The optimism, and people have been sliding into my DM
Speaker 2: saying they feel the same way.
Speaker 1: And maybe this is why.
Speaker 2: Tonight, the January new moon is in Aquarius and it's
Speaker 2: the Chinese New Year, and it's a good thing A
Speaker 2: because it's going to make all your dreams come true.
Speaker 1: And B we get to enjoy this song by the
Speaker 1: Fifth Dimension called the Age of Aquarius Jupiter Las with
Speaker 1: mass play the chorus Jaggie.
Speaker 3: He Queriasta Yeah, Tom loves it.
Speaker 1: He's gay anyway. What it means in terms of everything
Speaker 1: he is this year is all about.
Speaker 2: Community, team building, innovation, and working towards long term goal.
Speaker 1: So if you've got some get them washed tonight or whatever.
Speaker 3: I want the money and like hot times and successful stuff.
Speaker 1: Well that's the good stuff that comes when you build
Speaker 1: your team and community and innovation and working towards long
Speaker 1: term goals.
Speaker 3: The word community is so lame, don't you reckon?
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Next, we're playing around of
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Quizy and there is a bum bag up for
Speaker 3: go you.
Speaker 1: One the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's
Speaker 1: give away our new and improved bum bag Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just love that the that I've had
Speaker 1: to intervene on the bumbag des.
Speaker 3: Look, you weren't thrilled at the end of last year
Speaker 3: with the quality of the twenty twenty four. Bum bag.
Speaker 2: Well, I just wasn't, because you know not everyone wears
Speaker 2: a bumbag of I don't know what's good and what isn't.
Speaker 1: This one is absolutely brilliant. Libby.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you gosh?
Speaker 2: I hope this spumbag is in your future. You saw
Speaker 2: Hugo Weaving eating something about three years ago.
Speaker 4: I did at Golden Boy in Adelaide, So we don't
Speaker 4: see many people in Adelaide. It's very exciting.
Speaker 1: Hugo Weaving or a doll.
Speaker 3: What a man. He was such a great chat on
Speaker 3: our Christmas special.
Speaker 1: He just loved him. Do you know what he particularly
Speaker 1: liked you?
Speaker 3: Jack did he?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Doesn't happen often and I noticed it rightly? Be best
Speaker 2: of Like your adversary is Liz.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Chrissy. Hi Liz. What a snappy name. Have
Speaker 1: you been happy with that your whole life?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a shortened version of Elizabeth. Sorry, much happier
Speaker 7: with Liz.
Speaker 1: Liz and no mistakes. You never have to spell that,
Speaker 1: do you, Liz?
Speaker 3: No, Liz, you're a speech therapist. Have you been working today?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 4: I've been out in Kinders this morning.
Speaker 1: You're a good Egg. Do you ever listen to our
Speaker 1: show Liz and go, oh god, I can help them?
Speaker 7: No, I love your show.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Liz.
Speaker 2: All right, there is a bum bag and it's got
Speaker 2: either Libby or Liz's name on it. Your name's your
Speaker 2: buzzes girls. So the best of five meaning the first
Speaker 2: person to get three answers screat wins.
Speaker 1: The game and will walk away with the bum bag.
Speaker 2: Question number one, can you name one of US President
Speaker 2: Donald Trump's children?
Speaker 4: Libby, Yes, Bibby avunka, Yes.
Speaker 2: He's got so many we would have accepted Baron, Ivanka,
Speaker 2: Donald Junior, Tiffany or Eric. I feel like Tiffany is
Speaker 2: the real odd one out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't get a lot of their time. Question
Speaker 3: number two, one point to Libby.
Speaker 1: A crewton is a piece of toasted or fried?
Speaker 4: What Lise.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Liz, please yes with a z bread.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have such a great tip, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to save running out of time already.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 1: Nine years ago today, a former One Direction star released
Speaker 1: this song.
Speaker 3: Libby Shune.
Speaker 1: Reckonless Behavior Libby you got in first? Who who is it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 8: Harry Style?
Speaker 1: It is not Harry Starles Liz, you get.
Speaker 3: A free hit, Liz?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: No, it's not insane, Marlick and it's one of the great.
Speaker 3: Song and the reason it is great christis one. I
Speaker 3: don't know why because Lindsay Lohand danced to it in
Speaker 3: Mickinos drunk.
Speaker 1: And suddenly it became even better.
Speaker 3: Even better. Alrighty, We've got one point to Liz and
Speaker 3: one point to Libby. Question number four.
Speaker 1: Australian Acting Royalty Secret Thornton is currently starring on What Reality? Yes,
Speaker 1: lib is that lib or Liz?
Speaker 3: No, Lizzie Liz, Liz Liz? Who which show?
Speaker 4: I'm a celebrity?
Speaker 1: It is correct? What is the score?
Speaker 4: Check Jack?
Speaker 3: Two points to Liz, one to Libby with a B.
Speaker 3: Question number five is for the Wing, Liz, name the.
Speaker 2: Board game where the player must place their hands and
Speaker 2: feet on colored dots.
Speaker 1: Yes we Liz, for the wind. You like a bit
Speaker 1: of nude Twister, don't you?
Speaker 2: Lise?
Speaker 4: Love it?
Speaker 2: You can put your little spinny thing for the Twister
Speaker 2: board in your bumbag.
Speaker 1: You are the winner today, Well, Darden, Liz.
Speaker 3: New Twister should be something they do on maths. I
Speaker 3: feel like that could be we're.
Speaker 1: Going to get to talk about maths before the end
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 3: We sure are. We're talking about it next. If you
Speaker 3: watched last night, I think the whole country did, you're
Speaker 3: going to want to chime in the Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: But we've got to talk about married at first sight.
Speaker 2: Everyone's watching it. Of course I haven't watched a frame.
Speaker 2: But the weird thing is you don't need to to
Speaker 2: get the juice. Last night's episode featured newly wits Katie
Speaker 2: and Tim. Tim is a primary school teacher and Katie
Speaker 2: like runs a restaurant business, the CEO or something from Queensland.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize Tim was a primary school teacher, and
Speaker 3: that makes this a whole lot worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is his primary school teacher, but with a
Speaker 2: nose ring. And everybody's talking about the nose ring. I say,
Speaker 2: that's the least of his problems. So they get married.
Speaker 2: He's very standoffish. It turns out that Katie is not
Speaker 2: physically what he considers his type to be.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's no one type that I have, but I
Speaker 9: was thinking i'd be with more of a shorter woman
Speaker 9: or She's definitely beautiful, but just different to what I
Speaker 9: would normally go. I normally go just short catigue blonde.
Speaker 9: I'm fairly a bit deflated. I'm not sure why we
Speaker 9: got matched.
Speaker 2: It's fair enough. Everyone's got a physical type. But he
Speaker 2: just went on to be very very rude, liked brosty,
Speaker 2: blow up door, bro ha ha, you's so awful, And
Speaker 2: he sort of pretended the whole time that everything was fine.
Speaker 3: He did, and I think what made it really I
Speaker 3: watched it in real time. What made it really hurtful
Speaker 3: to watch is she used kindness and warm It's not
Speaker 3: like she was going to be able to assass him
Speaker 3: back or like give it back to him. You could
Speaker 3: tell when she hears it, she'll be so hurt.
Speaker 1: My heart just broke for her because she thought everything
Speaker 1: was fine.
Speaker 2: And then they got back to their accommodation and he said,
Speaker 2: it is not going to happen.
Speaker 1: Last night for me, it was horrible.
Speaker 5: Tim and I agreed last night to sleep in separate rooms.
Speaker 5: And yeah, he'd knocked on my door and wanted to chat.
Speaker 5: He just sat down and said, there's no spark. I
Speaker 5: wasn't feeling a spark all day. That's my worst point, man.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I've done wrong. Why this keeps happening.
Speaker 2: I mean, if she was here now, I would say,
Speaker 2: you haven't done anything wrong. No, you haven't done anything wrong.
Speaker 2: You are of a certain that you are a single
Speaker 2: woman of a certain age. He's thirty seven, which is young,
Speaker 2: so well, but she's primed.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, I've got to find someone.
Speaker 1: I've got to have a baby. I've been told my
Speaker 1: whole life, I've got to find a man and have
Speaker 1: a baby. You absolutely do not.
Speaker 2: And if that man doesn't want you or doesn't think
Speaker 2: that you're amazing, then just jog on. That's what I
Speaker 2: would tell her as someone that's much much older. But
Speaker 2: the heartbreak is real, and it's happened to.
Speaker 3: Everybody she's listening to this morning, because that's good advice,
Speaker 3: and what also was heartbreaking, And now that I look
Speaker 3: at her, I feel like maybe she's based herself on
Speaker 3: this person. At the start of the episode, I've just
Speaker 3: remembered she said I want that Cam and Jules kind
Speaker 3: of love.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, no, Well since then, of course, you know,
Speaker 2: everybody has come down very hard on Tim because he
Speaker 2: didn't behave very well, that's the problem. You're allowed to
Speaker 2: not be attracted to somebody. That happens all the time,
Speaker 2: but you can't treat somebody like that. And when the
Speaker 2: mics he thought the mics were off, he went pretty
Speaker 2: hard and it's gross. So I hope he learns something
Speaker 2: from that. That's not how you speak about people. But
Speaker 2: since the episode, yeah, he has absolutely he's disappeared. He's
Speaker 2: pulled social media, he's gone underground. Oh wow, because I'm
Speaker 2: not doing interviews.
Speaker 3: Nine ran their account, so he really must have cracked
Speaker 3: it and got his.
Speaker 2: Account absolutely gone. He said, I'm very fearful that this
Speaker 2: will affect my employment.
Speaker 3: I mean, you should have thought about that when you
Speaker 3: were shooting this show. This is my thing as well.
Speaker 3: Nowadays it's like, guys, we all know what happens. You
Speaker 3: should know when you walk away from the producer, your
Speaker 3: mic is still alive.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Ten, what do you want to say
Speaker 3: to Katie?
Speaker 2: If Katie was in your inner circle, she would be
Speaker 2: calling you and you would be saying things to her.
Speaker 1: She needs to hear it all.
Speaker 3: And maybe we'll snip this up, Tom and you can
Speaker 3: find Katie on Instagram and send it to her.
Speaker 1: You happy, That's exactly what we're going to do, fantastic,
Speaker 1: the Crazziest one show. We are talking married at first sight.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, the dinging bells have started for another year,
Speaker 2: and there is no doubt in my mind that we
Speaker 2: have been manipulated and played as an audience just as
Speaker 2: much as the people that have signed on to do
Speaker 2: the show. Yes, Tim and Katie were introduced to us
Speaker 2: last night. You know, mid thirties, late thirties, both single,
Speaker 2: and Tim was not feeling the spark with you.
Speaker 9: There's no one type that I have, but I was
Speaker 9: thinking I'd be with more of a shorter woman. Or
Speaker 9: this is definitely beautiful, but just different to what I
Speaker 9: would normally go. I normally go just short, patigue blonde.
Speaker 9: I'm fairly a bit deflated. I'm not sure why we
Speaker 9: got matched.
Speaker 3: What makes that so bad, though, is at the start
Speaker 3: where he goes, I don't have a particular type and
Speaker 3: then literally lists a very detailed type. Had he not
Speaker 3: said that, I don't think it would have been as bad.
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for him in a weird way, because
Speaker 2: you know, they're like lambs to the slaughter of these contestants.
Speaker 2: My good friend Heidi did the show and it really
Speaker 2: sort of showed me what can be done in terms
Speaker 2: of editing, editing and scripting and storylines.
Speaker 3: But even now as a contestant going on, like if
Speaker 3: he just came out and owned that, I would think
Speaker 3: it would almost be better because it's like, you know
Speaker 3: what happens now, we've filmed this in the show for
Speaker 3: nearly fifteen years.
Speaker 1: You can't win, You can't win.
Speaker 3: Nine twenty four ten. We asked people to call up
Speaker 3: and have their say on this and maybe share some
Speaker 3: kind words or supportive words.
Speaker 2: To Katie was devor stated, Hello, Lucy, you know you
Speaker 2: know this guy Tim?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I do know him.
Speaker 3: Tell us about in Katie, Lucy. What's he like?
Speaker 4: So? My daughter actually had him as a teacher and
Speaker 4: younger years a couple of years ago, and she loved him.
Speaker 4: Said he was so kind, he was funny, he was respectful.
Speaker 4: She still talks about him to this day.
Speaker 3: Is your daughter petit and blonde?
Speaker 1: Well this is very interesting.
Speaker 2: So when you hear everybody saying mean things about him
Speaker 2: and really like wanting to stone him in the in
Speaker 2: the in the city square, do you go, hang on
Speaker 2: a minute, there's another side to this story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just so my daughter is very sensitive, and yeah,
Speaker 4: I just everything that she has said, what I watched
Speaker 4: from last night is exact opposite of what she has said.
Speaker 4: And remembering like they're with them for a whole year
Speaker 4: of fooling, and yeah, it was the best year she's
Speaker 4: ever had. It was a great and not just that
Speaker 4: she as I said, she still talks about him to
Speaker 4: this day.
Speaker 1: That is very did, very interesting.
Speaker 3: Did she see a snippet of him on Telly last night, Lucy?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, there was a little bit trying to get
Speaker 4: them to school to school the next day. I knew,
Speaker 4: you know, they'd been out of routine and they were
Speaker 4: up a little bit late. And yes, unfortunately she did
Speaker 4: spot him and just the first five minutes of you know,
Speaker 4: what was going on. You know, she's only still ninety
Speaker 4: years old, so she didn't get a lot of it,
Speaker 4: but she did get quite upset. She did say that
Speaker 4: doesn't sound like him at all, you know, and she
Speaker 4: was excited to be like, oh, he always has said
Speaker 4: that he would love to find a wife and get married.
Speaker 4: And I just stopped it out. I could see what
Speaker 4: was happening. I said, it had bedtime. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Lucy, We're going to send you a one hundred dollar
Speaker 3: vout in the roundhouse to get some new cutlery. I
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 1: Hi Julie, Oh Hi.
Speaker 8: Guys, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 8: I'm on the Katie side, and I just want to say.
Speaker 1: She is gorgeous.
Speaker 7: She's vivacious, she's so energetic.
Speaker 8: And you know, she doesn't have to prove herself to
Speaker 8: any guy.
Speaker 9: She's enough just the.
Speaker 4: Way I know.
Speaker 1: But sometimes when you hear that, it doesn't sink in.
Speaker 1: You know, how can we make her understand that?
Speaker 3: Buy her some more statement necklaces because she appeared to love.
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Speaker 2: You know, I am always interested in people that are
Speaker 2: going to don a disguise, okay, and I often think,
Speaker 2: how would I disguise myself?
Speaker 3: For first things, First, I'd give you a week. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: your hair is gorgeous and very recognizable.
Speaker 2: Feel like it would have to be blonde and short,
Speaker 2: yes for me to really like blend away from myself.
Speaker 3: And if I'm going to get really serious here, you've
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Speaker 1: I love the.
Speaker 2: So when I saw this article with a woman with
Speaker 2: her face blurred out but for very distinct wigs, I
Speaker 2: was in. This woman has been running a little cottage
Speaker 2: industry where she goes and sits for official government documents
Speaker 2: on behalf of other people, and sits citizenship tests and
Speaker 2: PA and passes and.
Speaker 1: Then gets the photo taken and hands it on to somebody.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and she's in her sixties, it says.
Speaker 1: Initially I thought, yeah, she's sixty one.
Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta make a living side. But I
Speaker 2: initially thought, oll, it's a really kind thing to do. Actually,
Speaker 2: it's a bit robin hood.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm going to do your test for you
Speaker 1: and then you can stay. And then I thought what
Speaker 1: if What if a terrorist comes to her and says, hey,
Speaker 1: i'd like to be a citizen.
Speaker 2: You're true, That would be very bad. So I understand
Speaker 2: why she was charged and arrested and will probably go
Speaker 2: to jails.
Speaker 1: So I get that. I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: It takes a great set of balls to turn up
Speaker 2: and get a photo taken that is not you. And
Speaker 2: I know because I've done it. Back in the late eighties,
Speaker 2: there was this thing called a pub card. It was
Speaker 2: an ID he could get anyway. My sister's much older
Speaker 2: than me, but I had a birth certificate and I
Speaker 2: went and had a photo at the vic Rhodes or
Speaker 2: wherever you got the pubcard from with my face but
Speaker 2: her birth date. And they're like, let's go to pubs
Speaker 2: and whatever.
Speaker 3: Epic I love that very naughty, so like your version
Speaker 3: of a fake id. Absolutely as I just found a
Speaker 3: dude in Brighton who looked like me.
Speaker 1: No, see, I couldn't. It had to be me. I
Speaker 1: was born, you know, eight years before.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Now the seven has unveolved the lineup of coaches
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Speaker 1: But the one I'm really excited about Richard Mark. And
Speaker 1: the reason I'm excited we're the you.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm excited is because often these judges coaches,
Speaker 2: I should say, roll out one of their hits and
Speaker 2: perform it live or like you know, they'll do an
Speaker 2: ensemble piece, but it will be I will if I
Speaker 2: can hear Kate Miller hide Key singing Hazard with Richard Marks,
Speaker 2: I mean, I will die happy.
Speaker 3: Do you think Richard Marks is the kind of dude
Speaker 3: though that would happen in his contracts, like put in
Speaker 3: his contract that he doesn't have to sing.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's a really good bang up for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think we're going to fall in love with
Speaker 2: Richard Marks all over again.
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear this lie, one of the worst
Speaker 3: songs I regulated Tim John right next to a Beautiful Night.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play it in full tomorrow.
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