Speaker 1: Guys, you've arrived at the podcast. Bad news though, fantaos
Speaker 1: will no longer exist. Good news for teeth though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good news for teeth. They're really really coming together.
Speaker 3: Those that have survived the decades of torment and absolute
Speaker 3: abuse at the hands of this delicious chocolatey caramelie yet
Speaker 3: tree that just hangs out in your mouth for days
Speaker 3: after you first get.
Speaker 1: And yet rock hard extraordinary fantails are gone. So we
Speaker 1: asked the question, what would you like to bring back?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, did we have some callers.
Speaker 3: We bring you mixed news today. On one hand, the
Speaker 3: positive news that the is won the first test, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, really good stuff. The bad news that we
Speaker 3: bring you is this.
Speaker 4: Hel blind yes.
Speaker 5: Has been attached by animals in three.
Speaker 2: Of its films. Fan tales are better than your tales.
Speaker 3: Hello, rip fantastic? What Oh they're being discontinued. You saw
Speaker 3: this coming, not me.
Speaker 5: All the dent.
Speaker 2: That is very very true.
Speaker 5: Like those things are so rock hard.
Speaker 1: You try to body and then like if you don't
Speaker 1: lose a tooth, you definitely have a bit of chewy
Speaker 1: caramel in the back of your gums for eight years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good test. For your teeth, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: And if your first time, if you're a tooth and
Speaker 3: your first time and you see a fan tail coming, like, well,
Speaker 3: it's make or break right now.
Speaker 5: It just teeth everywhere, like crossing their arms above their head.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 5: I do it.
Speaker 2: Only the strong units vive this.
Speaker 3: I was brought up by fantails, literally, three or four
Speaker 3: hundred fantails, raised me as one like a bunch of Lemmings.
Speaker 3: Staple of the diet though, yeah right, and not just
Speaker 3: in terms of your delicious chocolatey chewy garramel treat, but
Speaker 3: also where you get your information on movie stars.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that was your number one source back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 5: Oh I forgot about that. That was the joy of
Speaker 5: the fantail, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: And sometimes it wouldn't quite sync up with the top
Speaker 2: of the wrapper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're like, oh, mystery movies, this is an adventure.
Speaker 3: Some printing issues, but they're blaming a you know, it's
Speaker 3: not making enough money, all those types of things.
Speaker 2: But I would have thought fantastics would have survived.
Speaker 1: I was always told like, if you if you're craving
Speaker 1: something sweet, have a fantaile because they're so incredibly rich
Speaker 1: that it'll put you off wanting more chocolate.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, it's like, oh, hey, are you an alcoholic?
Speaker 2: I got one for you.
Speaker 3: Have a shot of tequila that should scratch that inch,
Speaker 3: go right to the top shelf.
Speaker 5: Should see you through the craving. Or it could spargan
Speaker 5: eight day bender who knows fun journey downetheless adventure?
Speaker 2: Isn't it dunk a woose for me? So dunk a
Speaker 2: whose back in the day? Oh they were, we're talking
Speaker 2: top shelf. That was top shelf in.
Speaker 3: Your lunchbox, your dunkaro Beckham Primary School cookie for as.
Speaker 6: Much frosting as you want.
Speaker 4: How do you do your knuckaroo?
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening at Beckham Primary School, but
Speaker 3: it was. It's also a little bit cool to have dunkaroos.
Speaker 3: Really little bit of street credit.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, text.
Speaker 3: I know the text will come through and say, look
Speaker 3: there's a different version of dunk a woos now, and
Speaker 3: I've seen them from a different company and all sorts
Speaker 3: of things, but it's not this.
Speaker 5: Aren't those dunkaroos now? I get them for my kids
Speaker 5: like the little kangaroos. Or is that something compus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then knockoffs from the original version. It's not
Speaker 3: the same. It's like, I'll take you back. It's like
Speaker 3: when Jordan came back and he played for the Wizards.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, yeah, nah, so Tony locket when he came
Speaker 3: back to the Swans and he played in two thousand
Speaker 3: and two. Oh thanks Tony wearing number forty six three games,
Speaker 3: three goals. Like the Great Shame War when you lost
Speaker 3: a heap of weight.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's not the original you know, beer swilling
Speaker 1: pie eating shame that we all know and love.
Speaker 3: Yes, the debaucherous shame War that we knew in love.
Speaker 5: I blame Liz Early for that base.
Speaker 1: She she got him onto some sort of smoothie diet
Speaker 1: where he just like refused to be the man that
Speaker 1: he was and that we all grew to love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Can you remember when you're a kid and I can't
Speaker 1: remember what it's called. Is it magic something? And you
Speaker 1: pour it on your tongue as a kid and it.
Speaker 5: Would crackle O.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think magic gum and then it would turn
Speaker 1: into gum and it was magic.
Speaker 2: Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, this is definitely a tasty thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excuse me, shut up?
Speaker 5: Magic gum was a thing?
Speaker 3: Okay, what would you bring back? Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: What discontinued product would you bring back? And we want
Speaker 3: real products, it's not products that Jones are mass.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you ever had magic gum?
Speaker 2: Or what's that your gos? Next? What would you bring back?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: Have you checked out? What if dot COM's a top
Speaker 1: ten winter weekend?
Speaker 7: Is yet?
Speaker 2: How good a waif?
Speaker 1: Tip?
Speaker 5: Long sessens in there? Camera kNs, tweetheads.
Speaker 3: The book you went to get away on the Wadi Fat?
Speaker 5: What if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 3: Fortunately, fan tails are going to be discontinued.
Speaker 1: Fine has been at touched by animals in three of
Speaker 1: his films.
Speaker 3: Fan tails are better than your tails? Oh they're no more.
Speaker 5: No, that's continued the highs and lows this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah we won of the first says Oh next, what curveball?
Speaker 2: Have you got next?
Speaker 1: Now we're asking the question on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: I'm talking really quickly because I can't wait to take
Speaker 1: the call, and we're asking the question, what do you
Speaker 1: want to bring back?
Speaker 5: What do you miss? Now?
Speaker 1: I mentioned magic gum, which was the crackly stuff that
Speaker 1: you'd put on your tongue.
Speaker 5: And it would morph into a beautiful piece of chewy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we all collectively, everyone else in the studio
Speaker 3: bar Jody said, Okay, tazzy kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, this was a tazzy thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well let's go to Emily from Athelston. Good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 5: Emily? Tell me you know what magic gum is.
Speaker 7: Absolutely I grew up with magic gums. But I must
Speaker 7: admit that I have also a Tasmanian.
Speaker 1: Emily.
Speaker 3: So is it just a tazzy thing or did this
Speaker 3: did this somehow I don't know, make the mainland?
Speaker 7: I can't remember, but there's a lot of tazzy things
Speaker 7: that Jodie says that make me laugh all the time.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure, but I can concurry definitely a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have never felt more vindicated in my life than
Speaker 1: I did by Emily just then.
Speaker 3: Because what we've established it is definitely a tazzy thing.
Speaker 3: We don't know if it's somehow got on the boat
Speaker 3: and got to the mainland, we don't know yet.
Speaker 1: But Emily, can you remember it had like the little
Speaker 1: green Martian on the front.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gone, She's gone.
Speaker 5: Could have talked to Emily all day.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Vicki and brighton. Vicky, what would you
Speaker 2: bring back if you could?
Speaker 8: Well, you can still get those magic gum and it
Speaker 8: did make it here and every year at the show. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and can do you have Upper Engle Farm and Parabanks
Speaker 8: you can kill buy it? Did you know what to
Speaker 8: bring back? The huge god stoppers that every layer was
Speaker 8: a different color chocolate, and then it would go to
Speaker 8: a different color at the end of the school day.
Speaker 8: You would finally get your bubble gum in the middle
Speaker 8: work handless of what I would bring back.
Speaker 3: What a journey it was, Vicky'd be like chocolate all pineapple, oh, mossball.
Speaker 8: Even get it in your mouth. I think they were
Speaker 8: like under two dollars and it was the best lilly
Speaker 8: that you could ever have, everlasting, the best.
Speaker 1: I thought nothing could bust up teeth more than a fantail,
Speaker 1: But that gobstop it sounds like it could do a fairly.
Speaker 3: Decent job with the other two big tests, wasn't It
Speaker 3: was like fantail or gobstoff, can get through both of them.
Speaker 2: You're you're a tooth that deserves to be there. Chloe
Speaker 2: from Albertson, What would you bring back?
Speaker 9: Original sunny Boy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: How good on a hot day?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Rip the corner off the peak, leaving the shop.
Speaker 8: Ye, get into it.
Speaker 3: Iconic packaging and shape as well, like that triangular sort
Speaker 3: of shape.
Speaker 5: It was so confused.
Speaker 4: I'm being like a dollar and begging my mum.
Speaker 8: We were leaving food Land to get one.
Speaker 1: When but just you could just squish it up like that.
Speaker 1: It's like a Calippo, so convenient and easy.
Speaker 5: The sunny Boy.
Speaker 3: Very good stuff. Tracy round it out for us. Tracy
Speaker 3: and Elizabeth, what would you bring back?
Speaker 8: I would bring back the Polywaffle?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, and also those are pop rock.
Speaker 8: Chewing gum and they were the best.
Speaker 5: Is that like magic gum?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like magicum?
Speaker 5: There we go, there you.
Speaker 2: Go, good stuff.
Speaker 3: The poly Waffer in particular was like this treat where
Speaker 3: it was this crazy mixture of like chocolate biscuit maybe
Speaker 3: even and marsh marshmallow.
Speaker 2: Who saw that coming?
Speaker 5: Who would have thought that that would work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just going to you the news.
Speaker 5: Sorry, just some good news. I'm pretty sure that Men's back.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was this year or whenever
Speaker 1: it was over COVID, but they're bringing back for polywaffle.
Speaker 3: Really huge news for polyf enthusiasts and.
Speaker 1: Also for those people, those immature boys who like to
Speaker 1: throw them in a pool and go, look a giant.
Speaker 10: Urb giant What the fork?
Speaker 1: Have you ever asked yourself why there's no forks in
Speaker 1: the kitchen at your workplace? Well, I can answer it
Speaker 1: for you, because there's none in any kitchen ever in
Speaker 1: any workplace because people steal.
Speaker 5: Them all the time.
Speaker 3: Genuine chance, Abby from the newsroom is broken into your
Speaker 3: workplace and stole your forks.
Speaker 5: So that is how this segment was born.
Speaker 1: Today's what the Fork was born out of the fact
Speaker 1: that we went to lunch yesterday for your birthday, had
Speaker 1: a little team lunch, didn't we That was nice and
Speaker 1: you would have seen.
Speaker 5: You all would have.
Speaker 1: Seen the moment when I got completely triggered. And it
Speaker 1: was the moment that I saw the QR code menu.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, sept what the fork?
Speaker 1: In fact, what the tech? There's several things at play here.
Speaker 1: Who wants to read a full menu.
Speaker 5: Off your phone?
Speaker 1: I'm that person that's got enlarged font on my phone.
Speaker 1: I can barely read a text message, let alone a full.
Speaker 5: Menu with a million ingredients.
Speaker 3: Andrew, Yeah, you cruise around with those Google glasses. Glasses
Speaker 3: really cool.
Speaker 1: Please give me a paper menu, at least give me
Speaker 1: the option of a paper menu along with your QR
Speaker 1: code option. And then I'm reading because I downloaded the
Speaker 1: stupid app thing. And then I'm reading at the bottom
Speaker 1: it's like, please help us save a tree by using
Speaker 1: the QR.
Speaker 5: CO save a tree? How often are you changing your
Speaker 5: menu in a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Like I reckon one restaurant for ten years one tree max.
Speaker 2: Maxim Annoying is that like for example, wile produce Zoe.
Speaker 3: Sends up stuff to us via email, said pretty out
Speaker 3: because she's saving trees.
Speaker 1: But in the moment I decided I would never ever
Speaker 1: engage in this whole ridiculous QR code ordering Pilava ever again.
Speaker 1: Was in a Thai restaurant in Melbourne on the wharf
Speaker 1: there and we're sitting down, no paper menus anywhere to
Speaker 1: be seen, lots of trees, no paper menus, and so
Speaker 1: with QR ordered, and then it's giving you the option
Speaker 1: down the bottom, would you like to leave a two
Speaker 1: dollars fifty tip a tip?
Speaker 5: Who served me? Andrew? Who am I tipping?
Speaker 2: The tie? Gods? I'm not sure that is the most
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 5: No one's brought me a drink, no one said good evening.
Speaker 5: How are you I'm not tipping it up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's the new the future. We tip the
Speaker 3: robots and sushi train.
Speaker 5: What they're twenty four ten. Let me just take a
Speaker 5: teap breath.
Speaker 2: You're you're really really rolled up.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at tech at the best of times,
Speaker 1: and when you're angry and you're sitting in it doesn't
Speaker 1: want my food. I don't want to have to jump
Speaker 1: through a million technological hoops. It's very fair feinteen, twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. Do you have any technology that you refuse
Speaker 1: to engage in?
Speaker 3: You've got technology everything, Oh my gosh, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to use your Bread's also the big feed that
Speaker 3: they slap on. It's so it's a mixture of not
Speaker 3: been able to work technology also maybing a tight ass
Speaker 3: banking like I would still like to do everything in
Speaker 3: cash and take it into the bank. I don't know
Speaker 3: how to bank. I wouldn't know how to pay bills
Speaker 3: if I had to pay bills. I'd have to go
Speaker 3: to the post office.
Speaker 1: Don't even start me on the fact that the ATMs.
Speaker 1: Now your branch doesn't provide your own your own ATMs,
Speaker 1: so you can't get access to your money for free.
Speaker 1: Now you have to go to one of those wamfangled
Speaker 1: ones in a bar that charge you three dollars eighty
Speaker 1: to get access to your own cash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bloody am fangled one.
Speaker 1: You thought I was angry about QR code menus. Don't
Speaker 1: start me on AIGHTMS.
Speaker 3: Didn't this trigger yourself? We're just trying to have a
Speaker 3: nice lunch, hurt. And then Joe you went to the
Speaker 3: Hilton and then Jody Hilton. What's the suburb just near
Speaker 3: West Laid Football Club? Yeah, Joe, you just turned the
Speaker 3: place upside down.
Speaker 5: I was like flipping table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, get everything all right, man, QR coats.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, you were just sitting in the corner
Speaker 1: going another bolter. Thanks, I'm just gonna cat.
Speaker 5: Thanks, scared of it.
Speaker 3: We'll take your calls next to thirteen and twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: What tech do you refuse to use?
Speaker 2: What's so best? Caller?
Speaker 3: This morning score saw some tickets to the Beer and
Speaker 3: Barbecue Festival, the number thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: And I promise you when you go to the Beer
Speaker 1: and Barbecue Festival there'll be actual paper menus.
Speaker 5: I promise you. All Right, let's go to Sam. Sam,
Speaker 5: what's the text standoff you're in with?
Speaker 9: Good morning? I'm on a text stand off with everything?
Speaker 2: How are you? How are you calling us to that?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 9: Well, the phone is the only thing that I've had
Speaker 9: to adapt to that Netflix because I live in the
Speaker 9: middle of nowhere, so there's nothing else to do.
Speaker 10: Right, But.
Speaker 9: As soon as I hit twenty five years old, I
Speaker 9: became so aggressive with any form of technology. I don't know.
Speaker 9: It takes forever to learn how to use a new
Speaker 9: phone or a new laptop, or I just can't do
Speaker 9: it anymore. Yeah, but if I go to a restaurant
Speaker 9: or a pub and I see a QR code, it
Speaker 9: is like waving a red flag.
Speaker 5: In front of me, sad as a woman after my
Speaker 5: own heart, a restaurant red flag.
Speaker 9: I have a love of gold. Where is the sixteen
Speaker 9: year old with the little book that.
Speaker 5: Sam Durst? If were you in a text standoff with.
Speaker 6: Look, I am one hundred percent the same with both
Speaker 6: of you as well. And I thought it was because
Speaker 6: I was old, but she said she was over twenty five,
Speaker 6: so it can't be that. But I actually hate the
Speaker 6: fact that you need to download an app to even
Speaker 6: get footy tickets. Now. You can't get a manual ticket
Speaker 6: to go to footy.
Speaker 8: You can't.
Speaker 6: I have something in my hand. I don't like to
Speaker 6: rely on my phone. What happens if I drop my
Speaker 6: phone or something. I want to have a piece of
Speaker 6: paper to be able to go to the footy or
Speaker 6: to go see a show. And then I like to
Speaker 6: scrapbook it after it's put a photo of the light,
Speaker 6: you know, with my ticket. I can't scrap book an app.
Speaker 2: I can't pull it.
Speaker 6: I could take a photo of the app and put
Speaker 6: it there with a picture of me dining out one night.
Speaker 6: That would be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when your.
Speaker 3: Team wins a Grand Final, who's taking a photo with
Speaker 3: you with the ticket on your phone?
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 6: It just doesn't work. It doesn't work, man, Kirsty.
Speaker 1: You should have seen how trigger I was the other
Speaker 1: day when my husband, when I was trying to get
Speaker 1: into the net Bull sent me four tickets and said,
Speaker 1: have you three of these you just have to.
Speaker 5: Work out with one's gonna work.
Speaker 9: Style.
Speaker 5: Just cursing him.
Speaker 6: No pressure there that noise.
Speaker 5: It makes us like, don't don't come on man, all right.
Speaker 2: Let's get a Wayne.
Speaker 4: Hey, how you doing good?
Speaker 2: Thanks mate?
Speaker 8: My text standoff is self serve check out.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, for or against?
Speaker 4: I'm against him. I will literally stand in a queue
Speaker 4: of like full trolley rather than go through one of
Speaker 4: those because.
Speaker 8: They're not paying me.
Speaker 5: That's true, Wayne, and I'm with you.
Speaker 4: I would not, I would not, you know, like pay
Speaker 4: any extra money for an after serve me.
Speaker 1: I know, I just like I love that Wayne's behind
Speaker 1: eight people with full trolleys and he's just got a
Speaker 1: packet of pringles and a coke zero.
Speaker 5: And he's not doing it.
Speaker 1: That is that is me me.
Speaker 2: Is excellent.
Speaker 5: Should we send him off to the Beer in Barbeque.
Speaker 3: For Yeah, well I'm We're going to send you off
Speaker 3: to the Beer and Barbecue Festival. Se Congratulations, thanks to
Speaker 3: the call.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, very good. Just download your ticket
Speaker 2: via tickets.
Speaker 9: Yes week.
Speaker 2: In the story, this is how her several scenes huge.
Speaker 1: Jo, You're one of those young boys that was just
Speaker 1: obsessed with Gwen Stefanie.
Speaker 2: No, not really.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of mates that were yeah, massive
Speaker 3: Gwen Stefani fans.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she was left close to tears during a recent
Speaker 1: interview on British television after she was surprised by a
Speaker 1: video message from one of her musical idols. So she said,
Speaker 1: selector singer who I've never heard of, apologies. Pauline Black
Speaker 1: was a personal hero.
Speaker 5: And then she got really teary and emotional when they
Speaker 5: played a message from her. Have a listen. Hey, thanks calling.
Speaker 5: I'm absolutely thrilled to sewing and.
Speaker 2: Lots of left right right now.
Speaker 5: Her tears, Well, I can't believe that. That is like incredible.
Speaker 2: I can understand what.
Speaker 5: You don't understand anything. Okay, she was like.
Speaker 9: My idol when I was like thirteen, and she just
Speaker 9: talked to me.
Speaker 5: It's crazy. Can you have a think?
Speaker 1: I don't mean to put you on the spot here,
Speaker 1: but who would reduce you to tears? If I organized
Speaker 1: someone to record a message for you?
Speaker 5: Would it be Lebron?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably a bunch, isn't there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tom Rin, that'll make your soup.
Speaker 3: It's a whole Hebrew group, probably about seven or eight
Speaker 3: bloke but imagine if it was Lebron James some one
Speaker 3: like that, it'd be very, very surreal.
Speaker 5: I'd love to do that for you one day, but
Speaker 5: I don't know that he'd return my call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the thing as well, So obviously, I
Speaker 3: mean she's known by this person as well, so it's
Speaker 3: a genuine heart message versus one you're like, who the
Speaker 3: hell am I doing this for?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anyway, that's that juice you see. Now.
Speaker 1: We love Adele's honesty, but she chronically overshared on stage,
Speaker 1: so she's returned. She returned to the stage in Las
Speaker 1: Vegas for her ongoing residency weekends with Adele in the
Speaker 1: Colossom at Caesar's.
Speaker 5: Palace, where she let the crowd in on let's just
Speaker 5: say a little health issue that she was having to.
Speaker 3: People, And I sweat a lot, but it doesn't know anywhere,
Speaker 3: so I'm basically just sitting in my own sweat.
Speaker 2: So my doctor gave me Jock, do you guys know
Speaker 2: what that is? Jock said, that sounds like I'm a
Speaker 2: big Nuggets fan. There, doesn't it. N She is the bell,
Speaker 2: her absolute element.
Speaker 3: I get it what she says now, And she said,
Speaker 3: sounds like I'm a big Nuggets fan.
Speaker 5: Jock jock it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is in the jo Ah. Now I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 5: Well, now I understand. I didn't understand the word she said.
Speaker 2: Then that was a bit of fun juice.
Speaker 1: The Chase Australia star Mark the Beast Labbott has confirmed
Speaker 1: he has a new girlfriend. He posted an emotional message
Speaker 1: on social media. So he's going out with a girl
Speaker 1: called Hailey Palmer and she joined him in Los Angeles recently.
Speaker 1: He's filming The Chase over there, the US version and
Speaker 1: a separate game show called master Minds. Anyway, the details
Speaker 1: are probably no one cares for. I only realized that
Speaker 1: as I was saying them.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 5: This is a detail you will enjoy though.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he was originally married to a girl called
Speaker 1: Katie Labbett before it was revealed, well they split up
Speaker 1: a mid cheating rumors.
Speaker 5: But it was also revealed the pair with second cousins.
Speaker 2: Yes, who saw that coming, bother, You're going to say something.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a real human. It was like one of
Speaker 2: those AI bots.
Speaker 3: But what's worse shacking up with an artificial and intelligence
Speaker 3: person or your cousin?
Speaker 5: Second Cousin's quite a.
Speaker 3: Big difference, right, okay, okay to get why are you
Speaker 3: defending him? So don't you lead me down the Tasmanian route.
Speaker 1: It's my fault, my fault, my fault that every time
Speaker 1: I mentioned a cousin on this show, that's where you go.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely it is.
Speaker 3: Surely I'm not alone and thinking that hope you are? Yeah, nice,
Speaker 3: right around it out, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I thought you might like that very I'm not going
Speaker 1: to look at him the same way now, No, No,
Speaker 1: that's that was what I just sort.
Speaker 5: Of lobbed it up there in tennis parlance, and you went, I.
Speaker 2: Got it right out of the middle, rocket too. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for that. You you built a time machine.
Speaker 4: On this team.
Speaker 3: Well, well, well you've made it to Wednesday. Happy, haven't they?
Speaker 3: That big thing in front of you. It looks like
Speaker 3: a big ant hill.
Speaker 5: Yeah, through it, just go straight through it.
Speaker 2: That's that Wednesday hump.
Speaker 5: Just whacking in the guts, as they say, kicking the guys.
Speaker 2: That's straight through. Let's inject you with some knowledge.
Speaker 3: Just take a trip. Let's go back to nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 3: We're talking twenty first of June. That's when Prince William
Speaker 3: was born London, England. Today's he's forty first birthday.
Speaker 5: Forty one, Prince William.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently he's got a monster lined up for tonight,
Speaker 3: Big Nights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she wrote the pins will be flowing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like Kate, hold my beer.
Speaker 2: Hold my beer, watch this Yeah, and he just bolts,
Speaker 2: doesn't want to finish the beer.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like not again, Oh no, this trick will
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty one, mus little pause there. Nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 3: David Graham became the first as trying to win the
Speaker 3: US Open golf title.
Speaker 2: Pop quiz name the other tournaments. David Graham is one.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's one. Another one.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is.
Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety five. Lana de l Ray was born in
Speaker 3: New York. Today he's her thirty eighth birthday. Summer times madness.
Speaker 5: She looks like she wouldn't be fun at a party. Yeah,
Speaker 5: pretty morbid.
Speaker 2: She's quite morbid with her lyrics.
Speaker 5: That's much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even summertimes sad. It's when I'm like, let's turn
Speaker 3: this into a disco version. So she's like, I'm in
Speaker 3: in that summertime. Still very angry, still quite depressing, and
Speaker 3: it's got to be two thousand and three. Delta Goodroom
Speaker 3: spent eight hours one pm to nine pm signing autographs
Speaker 3: for fans at Melbourne's High Point shopping center.
Speaker 2: And that does not surprise me in the slightest.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's so lovely.
Speaker 2: Gift from the heavens is Delta Goodroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's good. She's a good girl. Good girl. Deal
Speaker 5: to good girl.
Speaker 3: Eight hours. Yeah, that's a lot of I won't know
Speaker 3: how many autographs she actually knocked off.
Speaker 5: I don't know, joking.
Speaker 2: By the end, she was just doing her initials. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just DJ DJ.
Speaker 3: Twenty threey Kirkabines guitar during Navana's MTV unplug show sells
Speaker 3: for a record six million dollars.
Speaker 11: The Beans nineteen fifty nine Martin D eighteen year, which
Speaker 11: was originally purchased by the nerve a singer at Ali's
Speaker 11: Voltage Guitars, went for a total of just Go for
Speaker 11: six million dollars at Julian's auction.
Speaker 3: So when I see stats like this, I think, I
Speaker 3: just wonder how much money could the guys have made
Speaker 3: had they not smashed up so much of their equipment.
Speaker 3: So true, like here go, this would be fun for effect.
Speaker 3: I'm just smash the guitar and the end of the set. Well,
Speaker 3: if it held onto it sold it, you could have
Speaker 3: made millions of dollars.
Speaker 5: No, can you You sound like you're middle aged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've just got to be careful and don't be wasteful.
Speaker 3: One someone in June twenty one or nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: baby one More Time by a.
Speaker 2: Britney spears some of Britney's best. Yes, when you're seen
Speaker 2: like this, oh babe, baby slight accent.
Speaker 5: Real iconic outfit too. Yeah, who hasn't.
Speaker 2: Gone this is school girl thing?
Speaker 5: Who hasn't gone to a party?
Speaker 1: Dress?
Speaker 3: Brittany?
Speaker 5: Am I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 2: Buying for birthday parties is tough at any age.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you had your birthday yesterday and I just
Speaker 1: basically gave up. I spoke to your wife and then
Speaker 1: in the end, I just called you and said, what
Speaker 1: do you want? Yes, this is causing me grief.
Speaker 2: She brought me a carton of cigarettes smoked.
Speaker 5: You were annoyed.
Speaker 1: You were annoyed because I got you, you know those
Speaker 1: Alpine ones and you really just want to Winny Blues.
Speaker 5: Sorry, mate, I just I don't know you at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me just knuckle down this. I do not smoke, No,
Speaker 2: I do now now.
Speaker 1: An aussy mum has divided the internet asking if it's
Speaker 1: okay to ask for money instead of presents for her
Speaker 1: daughter's fifth birthday. She took to a Sydney mum's Facebook
Speaker 1: group to ask this question. My four year old is
Speaker 1: turning five soon and we are planning a birthday party
Speaker 1: for her. Is it okay to mention in the invite
Speaker 1: that we would prefer cash contributions.
Speaker 5: Rather than gifts.
Speaker 1: She said that storage is a bit of a luxury
Speaker 1: in her two bedroom unit and doesn't really have the
Speaker 1: space to house more toys.
Speaker 5: Hallelujah, ooh you're for this?
Speaker 1: Oh I just I get so like triggered when my
Speaker 1: kids have birthdays and they just get so much stuff
Speaker 1: off and it's so much packaging and it's so much plastic.
Speaker 5: And also, if you afford me the opportunity.
Speaker 1: To hand over ten bucks in cash as opposed to
Speaker 1: half an hour before the party going off, got to
Speaker 1: run to kmart, get a card, get a gift bag
Speaker 1: and get a gift for a child.
Speaker 3: I don't know, okay, but versus what do you think
Speaker 3: they're building up to what a big mega present or
Speaker 3: something one big megaph.
Speaker 1: I's wrong with that though, As a kid, wouldn you
Speaker 1: rather get like one big ticket item like a bike
Speaker 1: or a surfboard or something like that if everyone chips in.
Speaker 9: Well I don't know.
Speaker 2: If about a surfboard for a five year old.
Speaker 1: Well now I didn't Okay, I haven't drilled down on
Speaker 1: the specific gift, but if you could get them like
Speaker 1: one big thing as opposed to all that little crappy.
Speaker 3: Bits, yeah, see, I don't know as well with a
Speaker 3: five year old minds like they are really into collecting things.
Speaker 3: There's a real solid hoarding mentality. My almost three year
Speaker 3: old daughter is walks around with a bucket and it
Speaker 3: is full of her possessions okay yeah, and takes it
Speaker 3: to bed every single night.
Speaker 5: What's in the bucket?
Speaker 3: There's little barbies, there's little there's an arrangement of soft toys. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's a it's a quantity over quality thing. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 3: they're our daughter, lott. They do like stuff, don't They
Speaker 3: do like stuff so much? Just collecting things. And also
Speaker 3: I can't I can't buy a gift for anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so this might be the actual space where I could
Speaker 3: nail this. That's true, if I need the opportunity.
Speaker 5: You know how you just said they like to collect stuff.
Speaker 1: My three year old we took her to the beach
Speaker 1: the other day and anyway, I took her for a
Speaker 1: drive just to knock her out so she would go
Speaker 1: to sleep, and then I.
Speaker 5: Picked her up and I put her in bed. She
Speaker 5: got up ten minutes later.
Speaker 1: Do you know why she had so many shells in
Speaker 1: her pocket that they had shattered all the side of
Speaker 1: her poor little body in the bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens.
Speaker 5: I like collecting things.
Speaker 3: Probably doesn't it probably doesn't fade away in time. We
Speaker 3: went at to school a couple of weeks ago, given
Speaker 3: out handbas Yeah, the kid was like, can I have
Speaker 3: a handball? I like, mate, there's at least six or
Speaker 3: seven in your pockets.
Speaker 1: And if there's not six or seven handballs in your pockets,
Speaker 1: you need to go to your mum and say I
Speaker 1: need to see a doctor immediately.
Speaker 5: Hey, a bit of breaking news out of the Adelaide Crows.
Speaker 1: Really good news for my daughter, Peyton's little friend who
Speaker 1: wore a number eight Josh Ras Shelley Badge to Burnside
Speaker 1: Village when we took a shopping the other day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's signed on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he signed on for an additional few years, so
Speaker 3: it was already signed on and now he signed on
Speaker 3: for an extra extension. He's going to be there to
Speaker 3: at least the end of twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 2: That's a good, solid future for the young man.
Speaker 5: He's only twenty years of age. How imagine being that
Speaker 5: good at that age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon the Crows they could be lock him
Speaker 2: away on about a twenty five year deal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2: Absolute stuff coming up tomorrow as well, looking forward to this.
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Speaker 1: Well, we're paying bills at seven o'clock and eight o'clock
Speaker 1: again tomorrow. Have it on haze if you want to
Speaker 1: go and see the sold out concert that is Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 5: Get around it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you can get your mouth around the words
Speaker 1: when it comes to describing that competition because you've had
Speaker 1: a shock or so tough.
Speaker 3: Why what's going on?
Speaker 2: Every time every time I try and talk about Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 5: It's like you're an absolute disaster.
Speaker 1: We've got our much, Bob revealed tomorrow to our Battle
Speaker 1: of the Bangers.
Speaker 3: You got a song, Yes, so I've locked in a song.
Speaker 3: It's going to be epic. I'm on the comeback trail too.
Speaker 3: By the way, what is it? What are we?
Speaker 2: Five three five three?
Speaker 5: It's important.
Speaker 3: Only as good as your last battle, That's what they say.
Speaker 5: Mine's going to be tough to beat.
Speaker 2: Watch your space. O Nov's pay bills as well.
Speaker 3: Hang out with the c's paying bills all day on over,
Speaker 3: Enjoy Wednesday, good stuff, take it away,