1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:04,850 Speaker 1: This is Browny's Podcast. 2 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:13,860 Speaker 2: Yes, podcasters. How the hell are you? Dog, you all right? 3 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:14,000 Brown Dog: What's up? 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,420 Speaker 2: Yes. JB? 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,210 JB: Great to be here. 6 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:17,900 Speaker 2: Points Pet (phonetic) , you son of a bitch. 7 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,671 Speaker 5: Hello, boys. Why would you say, " What's up?" Why? 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,050 JB: Trying to sound like Snoop Dogg. 9 00:00:21,290 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 2: Last podcast before, or the White Pit Bull, Mugsy, who 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,380 Speaker 2: will be at The Precinct. This is our last podcast until we 11 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:29,450 Speaker 2: have our big old party. Mugsy's still in, right? 12 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:29,621 JB: Mugsy's in. 13 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:29,622 Speaker 2: All right. 14 00:00:29,622 --> 00:00:34,370 JB: He's so excited. He's preparing. The White Pit Bull was suggested on our 15 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:39,741 JB: WhatsApp group that that'd be a great nickname for him and Brown Dog. 16 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:40,881 Brown Dog: Dale, dale. That Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305. 17 00:00:40,881 --> 00:00:45,860 Speaker 2: All right, settle down. That's coming up. Also, Dusty to 18 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:48,610 Speaker 2: Sydney. It's happening, we're going to talk about that really 19 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,930 Speaker 2: soon, and plenty, plenty more. But, hey, first of all, 20 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:52,620 Speaker 2: am I going to win some money this weekend or what? 21 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:56,040 Brown Dog: Oh, it's group one action again, baby. He's got a runner in 22 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,380 Brown Dog: the Goodwood over in Adelaide. 23 00:00:57,380 --> 00:00:57,381 Speaker 2: Jesus. 24 00:00:57,381 --> 00:00:58,880 JB: Haven't you heard, boys? 25 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:02,810 Speaker 2: What the...? What? (inaudible) Barely twenty's okay. You can 26 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:02,961 Speaker 2: deal with that. 27 00:01:02,961 --> 00:01:05,560 Brown Dog: Wait, his face is sad. This is not good news. 28 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,970 JB: In the Boat's hurt himself training. 29 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:07,061 Speaker 2: No. 30 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:07,521 Brown Dog: No shit. 31 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,390 JB: No, he's hurt his hoof. 32 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:09,850 Brown Dog: Ah. 33 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:10,850 JB: He's hurt his hoof. 34 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 5: Walk it off! 35 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:14,220 JB: Well, he's trying to walk it off, and he's limping. 36 00:01:14,490 --> 00:01:16,649 JB: He's limping like me in the '04 grand final. 37 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 5: You promised me this horse was going to win, and 38 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,740 Speaker 5: you said, " Bet big, bet now. Get in while it's hot." 39 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,390 Speaker 2: He's hurt his horse's hoof. 40 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:28,479 JB: He's hurt his horse's hoof. Exactly right. Now, Brown Dog, 41 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:33,949 JB: tell us about futures punting, because I... So, what's happened, 42 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:35,770 JB: there's been a big blow up here at work, because Sam, 43 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:38,620 JB: Pang (phonetic) and Brodie have come to me and said, I said, " 44 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,699 JB: Let's get the early odds on In the Boat. You can get $8." 45 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:39,770 Brown Dog: Yes. 46 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:44,240 JB: Futures betting. So, the boys said, " Oh, that's okay. We'll just get our 47 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,009 JB: money back." No such thing in futures betting. 48 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:49,130 Brown Dog: Nonrefundable. You get a better price, but the risk is... 49 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:51,391 Speaker 5: What the are you talking about? 50 00:01:51,391 --> 00:01:54,309 Brown Dog: If the horse doesn't run, you do your money cold. 51 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:56,910 Speaker 5: That's stealing money off people. I bet on this horse. 52 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:59,260 Brown Dog: No reimbursements, so you're not running. 53 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200 JB: So, now, I'm getting... So, Pang's (crosstalk) that I 54 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,190 JB: now have to pay them back. 55 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,590 Speaker 2: It always happens to the fast ones. 56 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:10,171 JB: No, but I don't have to pay them back, do I, Brown Dog? 57 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:10,171 Brown Dog: You shouldn't have to. 58 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:10,311 Speaker 5: What are you talking about? 59 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:12,760 Brown Dog: You gave him... 60 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:12,810 Speaker 2: Yes, you do. 61 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:14,890 Brown Dog: You gave him information that, at the time, was good. 62 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:18,330 Speaker 2: What betting companies... This is shit! 63 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,650 Brown Dog: If I say to you, " This company, Enron. Great company, 64 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:22,381 Brown Dog: you should invest in it." 65 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:22,431 Speaker 2: Yeah. 66 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,989 Brown Dog: And then Enron, all of a sudden it's a Ponzi 67 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,750 Brown Dog: scheme, goes to shit. Is that my fault? 68 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 2: I should have done my due diligence. 69 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:29,381 Brown Dog: Shut up. 70 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,850 Speaker 2: How do we know about its dumb hoof? 71 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,450 Brown Dog: Now, none of you guys cared when, on the eve of 72 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:36,190 Brown Dog: the Brolly Wantable (phonetic when) , my horse Social Element did 73 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:36,701 Brown Dog: a tendon, right? 74 00:02:36,701 --> 00:02:37,031 Speaker 2: No. 75 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,190 Brown Dog: Now you know how I feel. 76 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,002 JB: (crosstalk) . But have faith. 77 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:41,519 Brown Dog: Yes. 78 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,190 JB: Don't worry. 79 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:42,669 Brown Dog: Yes. 80 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:43,389 JB: It's not all bad. 81 00:02:43,389 --> 00:02:44,100 Brown Dog: Yes. 82 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,910 JB: On Sunday, the old champ, Bit of a Lad, makes 83 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:47,980 JB: his return. 84 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:48,030 Speaker 2: Christ. 85 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:48,141 Brown Dog: It's the far lap of the bush. 86 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:51,549 JB: It's far lap of the bush. 87 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,470 Brown Dog: Has that won? Ever? I can't remember. 88 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,500 JB: Well, the last time it won, it was in the 89 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,350 JB: Australian Steeple on a Sunday at Sand Down Park, and 90 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,560 JB: he won by 15 lengths. 91 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,140 Speaker 2: I'm back in. How much? 92 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:04,470 JB: Now, granted, Deano... 93 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:05,130 Brown Dog: Yes. 94 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:06,480 JB: He's last out at Wantable. 95 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:07,079 Brown Dog: Yes. 96 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:09,480 JB: In the Brolly. Didn't quite go to plan. 97 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:09,901 Brown Dog: Oh, yes. 98 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:11,091 Speaker 5: There's got to be some football that we could talk about here, surely. 99 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:15,160 Brown Dog: Is that how you describe not going to plan? 100 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 6: They're off and racing in the Scottish Stewart Brolly, and 101 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,230 Speaker 6: Bit of a Lad missed it by seven. 102 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:20,959 Brown Dog: Race over. 103 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:22,470 JB: Hey... 104 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:22,700 Brown Dog: Seven. 105 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:25,480 JB: They took him to stall this week to have barrier practice. 106 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,300 JB: And you know what? He only missed it by two 107 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,190 JB: lengths in the barrier practice. 108 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:32,610 Brown Dog: What does barrier practice look like? Is someone trying to 109 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:34,970 Brown Dog: lure it out with some food? How does it work? 110 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,460 JB: Pretty much. Couple of horse carrots in the front. 111 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:40,930 Speaker 2: So, you know how you drove up to Wantable last week to do that 112 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,340 Speaker 2: photo shoot and the filming with In the Boat. Lindsay's... 113 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,500 Speaker 2: That's now null and void, or are they still going to 114 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:46,820 Speaker 2: run it? 115 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:49,770 JB: We're still going to run it, because it was all to do with 60 116 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:51,790 JB: slabs being stolen from the Wantable race course. 117 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,290 Speaker 2: Still unclaimed, right? 118 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:58,002 JB: Unclaimed, so we're getting to the bottom of that. Saturday night (crosstalk) best of the round. 119 00:03:58,002 --> 00:04:00,180 Speaker 2: Do you have suspects? Are they local Wantable lads, you think, or...? 120 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:02,240 JB: Yes. A couple suspects. 121 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,200 Brown Dog: Your face says you know who stole that beer. 122 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,270 JB: It may be close to the... 123 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,220 Brown Dog: Source. 124 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:06,980 JB: Race course. 125 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:07,041 Brown Dog: Oh. 126 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,650 JB: It may be close to the source. So... 127 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:10,490 Brown Dog: Okay. 128 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:13,090 JB: We started to garner a bit of information, I chatted to 129 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:16,760 JB: local detectives down there, and all will be revealed on 130 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,380 JB: Saturday night. 131 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,180 Speaker 5: Promise me this isn't a Carlton Draft... 132 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:20,529 Speaker 2: Scheme. 133 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 5: Scheme thing. 134 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,489 JB: That's what it seems like. 135 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:22,580 Speaker 5: It does, mate. 136 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:23,150 JB: People thought... 137 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 5: It reeks of it. 138 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:25,460 Brown Dog: You promise it's not. 139 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,469 JB: It's not. It's absolutely not. 140 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,270 Speaker 2: Huge. Hey, Dusty to Sydney. What? 141 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,390 Speaker 5: It's caught me by surprise a bit. I know someone 142 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 5: sort of mentioned it a month ago, and I just 143 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 5: dismissed it. I just said, " No, not dusty. He's Richmond 144 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,100 Speaker 5: through and through. He'll never leave that great club." 145 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,900 JB: It's interesting, isn't it? I think... Obviously, the trauma of 146 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,820 JB: his father passing away late last year, I think it 147 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,290 JB: was, and he's gone and spent time in Sydney for 148 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:51,870 JB: a month or so. Maybe he's just realized, " Geez, I can 149 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,880 JB: just walk around like a normal person up there." And, 150 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:56,550 JB: he would find, hey, he's as big as Buddy Franklin 151 00:04:56,550 --> 00:05:01,460 JB: and Wayne Carey. And, remember, obviously, Plugger Lockett left, Barry 152 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:05,410 JB: Hall left, and Lance Franklin left, all for the reasons, 153 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,130 JB: or certainly something to do with it, of getting out 154 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,700 JB: of Melbourne, getting out of the fish bowl of football's bubble. So, 155 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:13,710 JB: maybe he's come back to Melbourne and thought, " Actually, life 156 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,660 JB: was great up in Sydney. I could play football, but 157 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:15,820 JB: just go about my business." 158 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:19,239 Speaker 5: I will say this. So, this is a thing that caught Buddy 159 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 5: by surprise. While down here in Melbourne, Victoria, it is 160 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,700 Speaker 5: footy bubble. 161 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,109 JB: Yeah. 162 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,770 Speaker 5: Up there, not so much. But they do have paparazzi, 163 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,700 Speaker 5: which snap you at the beach... 164 00:05:31,701 --> 00:05:31,702 JB: Yeah. 165 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:31,703 Brown Dog: That's true. 166 00:05:31,703 --> 00:05:34,170 Speaker 5: And going to get your groceries and things like that, which Buddy 167 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,109 Speaker 5: didn't anticipate. It really frustrated him there for... 168 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,130 JB: More so than Melbourne. There is paparazzi in Melbourne. 169 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,159 Speaker 5: We don't... Yeah, I know, but not as much. I think 170 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:45,670 Speaker 5: up there it's a real celebrity scene, and you're right, if 171 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,750 Speaker 5: you are at that level of super stardom... 172 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:47,820 JB: Yeah. 173 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:52,270 Speaker 5: Like Buddy and like Dusty would be. He'll get papped if he 174 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,580 Speaker 5: goes for a walk along the beach with a girl, 175 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,001 Speaker 5: which he wouldn't do down here in (crosstalk) . 176 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,640 Brown Dog: So, those pap will chase him like mosquitoes and sell 177 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,430 Brown Dog: it to the Melbourne press. 178 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,770 JB: But he was up there for a month or so, 179 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:05,599 JB: remember, in his hibernation, and we never saw any photos of him, so... 180 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,000 Brown Dog: That's true. 181 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,001 JB: You know, whether he was just (crosstalk) ... 182 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:09,000 Brown Dog: Was that a respect thing, because it was grieving? 183 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,719 JB: Well, I don't think so. Paparazzi will chase whoever. They chased 184 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,001 JB: Princess Diana, mate, and she was obviously (crosstalk) . 185 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:15,740 Speaker 2: You're never fully aware... 186 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,570 Speaker 5: You've linked Dusty to Princess Diana. Well done, JB. 187 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,239 Brown Dog: Nice. 188 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:19,619 Speaker 5: Well done. 189 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:22,420 Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm never fully aware, when you do see these 190 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:26,620 Speaker 2: photos of them getting papped, if they or their girlfriend- slash- 191 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,450 Speaker 2: partner are the ones that's tipped off the paparazzi... 192 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 5: Nice. 193 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,270 Speaker 2: For a bit of the PR. 194 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:30,271 JB: I think that definitely does happen in Melbourne. 195 00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:30,521 Brown Dog: No doubt about that. 196 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,219 JB: Around the team. 197 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:34,630 Brown Dog: Oh, no doubt about that. 198 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:38,350 Speaker 2: This truly means Richmond are an old car getting stripped 199 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:39,140 Speaker 2: for parts. 200 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,800 JB: Well, the thing is though, Dusty's still got two more years remaining 201 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,560 JB: on his contract, so there'd be good value for him. 202 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:47,659 JB: He's been healthy, he's a resilient player. Seems like he'd have at least... He could 203 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:50,000 JB: play for another four or five years if he had 204 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,940 JB: the love for the game. So, they would get fit in a 205 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:54,779 JB: reasonable trade view. Obviously, they would want a player. They've 206 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:57,640 JB: got some good young midfielders, but it is a need for the 207 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,900 JB: Sydney Swans, an experienced midfielder. 208 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,300 Speaker 5: Could Dusty be... Sorry, Rhodes. 209 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 2: It is all speculation at this point, that Dusty is 210 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,740 Speaker 2: leaving, but I have official confirmation in my hands that 211 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:09,190 Speaker 2: Dusty is heading to Sydney. 212 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:12,390 Brown Dog: Oh, Jesus. This is big. Here we go. In his hands. 213 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,739 Speaker 2: He's written " Dusty to Sydney confirmed." 214 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:15,801 Brown Dog: Okay. 215 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:16,630 Speaker 2: But that's it. 216 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:17,210 Brown Dog: Yeah. 217 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,420 Speaker 2: From you. 218 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:18,571 JB: Where's your mail? 219 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,900 Speaker 5: It's just happening. 220 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,500 Brown Dog: I'm not sure. I'm not sure Brodie would get better 221 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:24,980 Brown Dog: mail than you or I, JB. 222 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,310 Speaker 2: Would Chicken pick up if we called him right now 223 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:27,750 Speaker 2: and asked him? 224 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,450 Speaker 5: I think Chicken's had a pretty big week. 225 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:32,881 Speaker 2: That means he's not coming on Sunday. 226 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:35,230 Speaker 5: No, he said, " Can you just wake me up on 227 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:37,340 Speaker 5: Sunday morning and let me know that I have to be there?" I'm like, "Yes, Chicken." 228 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:38,260 JB: We'll send him an Uber. 229 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:38,840 Brown Dog: Yeah. 230 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,910 JB: Send him a car. I reckon Neil Barr would be open 231 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,670 JB: to a facilitating a deal, but I think the language 232 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:44,660 JB: that Damien Hardwick used during the... 233 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,020 Brown Dog: Mate, if he wants to go, he goes. 234 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:46,561 JB: He wants to go, he goes. 235 00:07:46,561 --> 00:07:46,581 Brown Dog: That's a... 236 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:50,710 JB: He doesn't owe the club anything. And, obviously, he'll try his best 237 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:54,160 JB: for the rest of the year. But if I was a betting man, which clearly we all are... 238 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,330 Speaker 5: Don't bet on a hoofless horse. 239 00:07:57,340 --> 00:08:00,060 Brown Dog: Yeah. Sydney might not even use him as a full- time 240 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,990 Brown Dog: mid. He can come out of the goal square and kick 241 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:03,111 Brown Dog: his 40 goals a year. 242 00:08:03,111 --> 00:08:04,671 Speaker 2: It's a great ground for a deep four, and it's a bit shorter. 243 00:08:04,671 --> 00:08:04,672 Brown Dog: Yeah. 244 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:09,580 JB: Watch this space, but it's going to be a big last 12 weeks for 245 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,002 JB: the (inaudible) . 246 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,020 Speaker 2: One more thing. It did seem like Damo was conditioning 247 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,061 Speaker 2: the fans, when he said that thing. 248 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:13,840 JB: It did, didn't it? 249 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,300 Speaker 2: Like a little preemptive get ready, he's gone. 250 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:16,790 Brown Dog: No shit. 251 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:21,510 Speaker 2: Hey, Luke Parker and Dylan Shield. What do we got? 252 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:25,500 Brown Dog: I can't believe the carry on from the footy public, 253 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:29,950 Brown Dog: the media over this. This happens every week. If you 254 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:32,570 Brown Dog: saw someone playing that you didn't think went hard enough at 255 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,610 Brown Dog: the footy, there would be players on the side that 256 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:35,720 Brown Dog: would go up to them and... 257 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:36,410 Speaker 2: Taunt them. 258 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:40,540 Brown Dog: Taunt them, maybe because they caught Luke Parker on camera 259 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,900 Brown Dog: doing it five or six times. And the response from 260 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:46,520 Brown Dog: Matty Lloyd and a few others on the Sunday made 261 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,460 Brown Dog: the snowball bubble. 262 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:50,002 Speaker 2: Matty Lloyd started all this. It's been a stacked (inaudible) . 263 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:53,270 Brown Dog: But Caroline Wilson's come out, saying it's a disgrace that 264 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:58,080 Brown Dog: Luke Parker did that. Seriously, I'd just describe it as 265 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,250 Brown Dog: a bit of mental disintegration. You're getting into someone psychologically... 266 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 2: That's how you and your dad talk to each other. 267 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:03,281 Speaker 5: That's right. 268 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:09,760 Brown Dog: 100%. We haven't come so far as a society that 269 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,469 Brown Dog: you can't sort of taunt players and get stuck into 270 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,990 Brown Dog: them for fear of how they're going to handle it 271 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:16,611 Brown Dog: mentally, have we? 272 00:09:16,611 --> 00:09:19,030 JB: That's right. It's the rules of the jungle, and it's a brutal 273 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:21,920 JB: theater out there, especially on grand final day. As I've 274 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:25,210 JB: spoken to, you want to be able to survive on that day. You need to be able to cope with that, 275 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:26,550 JB: providing it's not racial taunting.... 276 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:27,050 Speaker 5: Yeah. 277 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:28,220 JB: Yep. 278 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 2: Religious now. 279 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,980 JB: Religious, obviously your sexual orientation, all those things. That, there, 280 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:39,050 JB: is absolute vitriol for a player. When we played, when 281 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,809 JB: you pulled out of a contest or you didn't do a 282 00:09:40,809 --> 00:09:44,710 JB: tie, and you expected to cop it, if you duck your head slowly... 283 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:44,711 Speaker 2: Yeah. 284 00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:48,100 JB: Or you didn't commit to a contest wholly and solely, you 285 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:51,030 JB: expected absolute vitriol, quite often from your teammates. 286 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,191 Speaker 2: Well, exactly right. 287 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:55,760 JB: So, the backlash towards Luke Parker is one of the more ridiculous 288 00:09:56,530 --> 00:10:00,069 JB: things I've ever heard in the game, and shows me that people 289 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,959 JB: are out of touch when it comes to our great game 290 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:06,360 JB: and the brutal nature of it within the rules. And that 291 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:07,790 JB: is clearly within the rules. 292 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:11,189 Speaker 2: Right. Hey, Bombers. They're really copying it. Listen to Dyson 293 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:14,910 Speaker 2: Heppell on the couch. JB and Gary Lyon were really 294 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,951 Speaker 2: twisting the knife. Have you got something real quick? 295 00:10:15,951 --> 00:10:19,610 Brown Dog: I was just going to say, little bit of mail out of the Luke 296 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:20,350 Brown Dog: Parker incident... 297 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:20,770 Speaker 2: Yes. 298 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,130 Brown Dog: Is that I was told that a senior player at the 299 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:25,030 Brown Dog: Sydney Swans... 300 00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:25,199 Speaker 2: Yeah. 301 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:29,050 Brown Dog: Told Parker to do it, to get into Shields. 302 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:29,089 Speaker 2: Buddy.. 303 00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:32,929 Brown Dog: I don't think it was even Luke Parker's initial thought. 304 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:33,329 Speaker 2: Was it, buddy? 305 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,002 Brown Dog: He was just (inaudible) . 306 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:34,950 Speaker 2: Buddy. 307 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,900 Brown Dog: Shields just didn't follow through with that ground ball. He 308 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,000 Brown Dog: was a bit hesitant... 309 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,620 Speaker 2: (Inaudible) buddy. 310 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,809 Brown Dog: Get into him for the next contest, so he did it, and 311 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,002 Brown Dog: it wasn't (crosstalk) . 312 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,540 Speaker 2: I feel this person has appeared on this podcast. 313 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:48,140 JB: I think so. 314 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:48,410 Brown Dog: No. 315 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:48,411 JB: Joey Kennedy. 316 00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:48,412 Speaker 5: Yes, it is. 317 00:10:48,412 --> 00:10:49,569 Brown Dog: It wasn't Joey Kennedy. 318 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:54,571 Speaker 5: You cannot keep a secret. 319 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:54,791 Brown Dog: It wasn't Joey Kennedy. 320 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,760 JB: It was one of the younger players. Didn't have the guts 321 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:57,920 JB: to do it. 322 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:02,179 Brown Dog: No, just... Luke Parker, he obviously didn't, but he might 323 00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,400 Brown Dog: have just been instructed to do it. 324 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,830 JB: You know what I love? The best sledge... Used to 325 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,270 JB: love, and we'd use it a bit on the lines, was when someone had 326 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:13,510 JB: pulled out. And you'd say it to his teammate. You'd just 327 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:16,079 JB: yell out there. It might be at a stoppage, going, " Aw, who'd want to 328 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:16,949 JB: play with this bloke?" 329 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:16,951 Brown Dog: Yeah. 330 00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:19,680 JB: " He's weak as (inaudible) . He ducked his head." 331 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,550 JB: That was the worst sledge, wasn't it? 332 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,130 Brown Dog: Yeah, about the worst. 333 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:23,050 JB: When it's directed to a teammate. 334 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 2: There's no way to hide it when you pull out, 335 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,470 Speaker 2: is there? There's no way to hide it. 336 00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:28,000 JB: Especially now with all the TV cameras. 337 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:28,230 Brown Dog: Of course not. 338 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,010 Speaker 2: Back to Bombers. So, they're really copying it. And then, 339 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:33,330 Speaker 2: fair credit to Dyson Heppell, he said yes to coming 340 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,069 Speaker 2: On the Couch. 341 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,130 JB: Hey, credit to Dyson Heppell. 342 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,350 Brown Dog: Not really. He's the captain of the club. 343 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,002 Speaker 2: I was going to say (crosstalk) . 344 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:39,620 JB: No, no... 345 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,819 Brown Dog: No, you got to front up. 346 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,140 JB: Let's contextualize it. In the eight years I've been doing On 347 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:47,530 JB: the couch, I reckon that's the first time we've ever 348 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:51,179 JB: been able to get someone topical. And realize he's under heavy pressures, going, " 349 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:53,190 JB: You know what? Yeah, I'll front up." Most times, the players 350 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:57,209 JB: hide beyond the club websites. They put out a media 351 00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,100 JB: statement, or they do it on their club website, and they're not fronting up. 352 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,559 JB: He knew what he was going to cop, he knew he 353 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,189 JB: had to face the music. So, a good effort for 354 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,770 JB: him for doing that, Brown Dog, okay? Now, obviously, people can say, "Oh, it's just 355 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,500 JB: words." But it got quite emotional for him. He dropped 356 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,760 JB: the F- bomb three times. First couple, I was going, " 357 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:18,002 JB: Shit, was that a soft? Was that a soft?" Just letting him squeak (inaudible) 358 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,381 JB: out. And then, the third one... 359 00:12:19,381 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 2: Let's have a look. 360 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:20,870 JB: It was passionate. 361 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,300 Speaker 7: It's when the ball's there to be won, that's what 362 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,179 Speaker 7: we want to stand for. We need to just find 363 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 7: that vibrant and energy and work towards it. You know? I do, 364 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,610 Speaker 7: I feel the emotion, mate. And I want to absolutely 365 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:33,370 Speaker 7: have full belief. 366 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,689 Speaker 2: Pob off the country, lad. Do you reckon he knew 367 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:36,790 Speaker 2: he was swearing? 368 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:36,790 Brown Dog: Yeah, did he? 369 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:36,791 JB: No, he didn't. No. 370 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:36,811 Speaker 2: What do you mean he didn't know? 371 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,050 JB: Well, he was just caught up in the emotion of it, and 372 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,550 JB: so he was quite passionate about it. 373 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,810 Speaker 2: You could sense tears, and Gary was like, " Cry for me, bitch." 374 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:45,811 JB: Oh. 375 00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:46,300 Speaker 2: I was like, "You know what I mean?" 376 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,590 Brown Dog: Oh, you love it when they cry. 377 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,209 JB: Oh, I thought something was going to drop out, but instead, a 378 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,160 JB: big F- bomb just dropped out, just to seal the 379 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,040 JB: deal. That's live TV. We don't have the luxury of the 380 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:03,059 JB: dump button, which Deano quite often has to dump me when I drop a soft in there on the 381 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,960 JB: Ricky show, but that was live TV. So, well done to Dyson for coming on. 382 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,360 JB: He's got to back it up, but if I was in Essendon supporter sitting 383 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,429 JB: on the couch at home, I'd actually be happy. He 384 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:12,680 JB: even kept in front of the music. 385 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,680 Speaker 2: Saturday night, Dreamtime at the G... 386 00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:15,450 Brown Dog: Come on. 387 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,971 Speaker 2: Massive stage... 388 00:13:16,971 --> 00:13:17,121 JB: Ah, it's huge. 389 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:22,469 Speaker 2: They might draw that line in the sand that Matty 390 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 2: Lloyd has implied he wants. 391 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,220 Brown Dog: Their fans need it, man. Jesus Christ. 392 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 2: You love Essendon, don't you, mate? 393 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,559 Brown Dog: I love seeing him in this state. 394 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:31,560 JB: You know what I would do? 395 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:31,561 Brown Dog: Yeah. 396 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:36,010 JB: If I was being rotten, I'd reach out to Brown Dog... 397 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:36,280 Brown Dog: Yeah. 398 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,580 JB: And say, " I need you to come and talk to 399 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,890 JB: the group, and talk about the line in the sand moment, 400 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:44,100 JB: and the impact of when you guys did it, and 401 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,059 JB: the impact of when Lloyddy drew the line in the sand." 402 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,000 Brown Dog: They should get Dean Solomon if (inaudible) . There's a 403 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,530 Brown Dog: former great of their club... 404 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 2: Love that guy. 405 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,290 Brown Dog: That is currently out of the footy circle, who's as 406 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:57,600 Brown Dog: passionate about Essendon and passionate about playing with that sort 407 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,361 Brown Dog: of vigor. He's the guy that they should go and get. 408 00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:02,569 JB: And getting GWS and getting him back involved. I read that during the 409 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:06,150 JB: week. So, James Hird will have an expanded role with Mark McVeigh, and Dean Solomon's 410 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,240 JB: going to come in and help out, as well. 411 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,470 Speaker 2: Well, Spike and him are great mates, so that's a 412 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:11,870 Speaker 2: great get... 413 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 1: He just wants this fireworks, come on. 414 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,199 Speaker 2: For the Dreamtime game. Now, the next two minutes before 415 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,850 Speaker 2: the ads, Jonathan Brown is going to just soak in 416 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,340 Speaker 2: his own self- pleasure. 417 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,491 JB: You said this a few years ago. Twilight Grand Final. 418 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:27,492 Speaker 2: Yeah. 419 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:27,582 JB: And I predicted it. 420 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:30,050 Speaker 2: Yeah. 421 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,100 JB: And it's now about to come to fruition. 422 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:32,980 Speaker 2: Finally. 423 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:33,609 JB: Ah. 424 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:34,171 Speaker 2: I love the word fruition. 425 00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:41,460 JB: Fruition. And so, it sounds like it's days away from an announcement. Buddy, can you 426 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,190 JB: go through the particulars for me? But, about a 440 427 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,770 JB: start is about right. 428 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:45,831 Brown Dog: Love that. 429 00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:49,100 JB: I think it'll be fantastic. We've got to get a decent act, 430 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,530 JB: though. It all hinges on the act, Brown Dog. 431 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,640 Brown Dog: Well, it's funny you say that, because you've brought the 432 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,270 Brown Dog: Twilight Grand Final to life. 433 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:56,710 JB: Yes. 434 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,970 Brown Dog: I reached out to the CEO, Gil McLachhlan... 435 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:01,010 Speaker 2: Yeah. 436 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:01,180 Brown Dog: At the start of this year. 437 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:01,330 Speaker 2: Right. 438 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:04,900 Brown Dog: I want to be ahead of my time. I suggested to him... 439 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,500 Speaker 5: Guns and Roses. 440 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:09,600 Brown Dog: That Kid Laroi is the guy. He's a global artist, 441 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,040 Brown Dog: he's an Adelaide boy... 442 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:11,391 Speaker 5: He's got two songs, Dog. 443 00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:16,490 Brown Dog: Yeah, I don't care, but he's at the top of his game, right? He would fit perfectly. 444 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:22,070 JB: You know what his cover, cover " You're the Voice" and " Horses." 445 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:27,250 Brown Dog: If Kid Laroi plays at this year's AFL Grand Final, you can thank me 446 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,530 Brown Dog: because I brought that to fruition. 447 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 2: So, we think that Kid Laroi's going to rap " You're 448 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:34,780 Speaker 2: the Voice"? 449 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:38,621 Brown Dog: Yes. 450 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:38,622 Speaker 2: At the AFL Grand Final. 451 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:38,623 Brown Dog: Well, why not? 452 00:15:38,623 --> 00:15:39,570 Speaker 2: Oh, that, we'll leave out. Don't worry about that. 453 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,100 Brown Dog: Mike Brady will do a duet with him. 454 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,871 JB: Yeah, that'd be great. 455 00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:42,941 Speaker 5: Imagine that. 456 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,530 Speaker 2: By the way, I heard that Mike Brady lives under 457 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,239 Speaker 2: the MCG and eats pigeons. 458 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:48,770 JB: Is that right? 459 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:48,961 Speaker 2: Yeah. 460 00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:52,150 JB: I didn't know that. I was never aware of that. What about... Well, 461 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,550 JB: just now seeing you've played it. 462 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:53,850 Speaker 2: Yeah. 463 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,710 JB: What about we fill it out with Kid Laroi... 464 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,180 Speaker 2: Yes. 465 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,671 JB: And the man that, I'm on his radio program tonight... 466 00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:00,980 Speaker 2: Oh, shit. 467 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,250 JB: Denis Walter. ( Singing.) 468 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:07,551 Speaker 2: Listen to that man's voice. 469 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,210 JB: Could you imagine 100,000 people singing " Ships" with Denis Walter 470 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:11,840 JB: in unison? 471 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 2: It sends a shiver down my spine when he does Carols by Candlelight every year. 472 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,530 JB: Oh, God. I'm going to ask him tonight, what's his song this year 473 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:18,990 JB: for carols. 474 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,630 Brown Dog: Browny, if, whenever you're listening to this, JB is going 475 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,220 Brown Dog: on 3AW to join Denis Walter. If you miss it, 476 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,361 Brown Dog: we'll replay it next podcast. 477 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,490 Speaker 2: Can you please give Browny's Podcast a plug? Campbell goes 478 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,951 Speaker 2: on all these media platforms and never mentions it. 479 00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:31,351 JB: Oh, okay. 480 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:32,881 Speaker 2: You need to mention it. 481 00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:32,910 JB: Okay. 482 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,930 Brown Dog: It's funny, I just saw a couple of guys off 483 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:38,310 Brown Dog: the WhatsApp group listen to the podcast on Monday. You 484 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,700 Brown Dog: guys got into me for my lack of Browny's Podcast 485 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,560 Brown Dog: on the Sunday footy show. 486 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:41,930 Speaker 2: Yes. 487 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:46,650 Brown Dog: And they suggested that JB's been on Best on Ground 488 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,200 Brown Dog: now nine weeks. 489 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,181 Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, right. That's okay. 490 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:50,950 Brown Dog: Have we ever heard of Browny's Podcast? 491 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,470 JB: When I think of it, yeah, you're right, actually. I'm actually on the show, I'm not making guest appearances. 492 00:16:56,550 --> 00:17:00,010 Speaker 2: Wait, wait. Wear a Browny's Podcast t- shirt. Then, it's constantly there. 493 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,930 JB: Okay, that's good. But I like that idea because you 494 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,129 JB: can get away with it, when I'm playing stuff. 495 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,290 Brown Dog: What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I've always 496 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:06,741 Brown Dog: wanted to say that because I've got no idea what it means. 497 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:17,070 Speaker 2: Okay, back after the ads. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. 498 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 2: Not long until our first ever podcast party at The 499 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,250 Speaker 2: Precinct and oh, shit, it's going to be a big one. 500 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:26,119 JB: I'm very excited. I rang an old mate Forbes here, Points 501 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,300 JB: Pet, today to see we could get some merchandise... 502 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:29,570 Speaker 5: Yep. 503 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:34,100 JB: For everyone coming. He asked me how many we needed, and I yelled out to Brads, and Brads 504 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:39,709 JB: said... I said, "How many people are coming, Brads?" 505 00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:39,869 Speaker 5: And I said, " It's either 5 or 300." 506 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,500 Brown Dog: I promise you, people have reached out to me, saying, " 507 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,980 Brown Dog: How do I get an invite to The Precinct, blah, blah." And 508 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,609 Brown Dog: I've said to them, " Don't worry about going through the formal channels..." 509 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,050 JB: Oh, Jesus. 510 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 2: Oh, excellent. 511 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,790 Brown Dog: " Just rock up, and I'm sure everything will be all right." I swear 512 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,000 Brown Dog: to God. So, I've told at least half a dozen... 513 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,570 Speaker 2: You're not even coming. You're not even coming! 514 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:57,691 Brown Dog: Well, that's why, because... 515 00:17:57,691 --> 00:17:58,091 JB: Unbelievable. 516 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,002 Brown Dog: So, we've got (crosstalk) . 517 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:03,570 JB: Hey, mate, what's good for the goose is good for 518 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:03,639 JB: the gander. 519 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,369 Speaker 2: So, Points Pet are giving us stuff? 520 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,040 JB: Absolutely. Merge packs for everyone, and I've got a brand new 521 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,270 JB: Spider GT putter from out (crosstalk) , tailor- made. 522 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 2: Wow. All right. 523 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,270 JB: The boys have kindly donated that, so there will be 524 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,390 JB: a prize. It'll be a great raffle prize. There was 525 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,429 JB: plenty, and they make your putt straight. 526 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,850 Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. The Spider's amazing. The big prize is, 527 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,700 Speaker 2: though, look at Jonathan's munted hand. Can you please raise 528 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,730 Speaker 2: it, Jon? Look at that. 529 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,470 JB: Yeah, the little finger's cooked. 530 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:33,900 Speaker 2: I've made a beautiful key holder that is a cast 531 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 2: of Jonathan's hand. 532 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:35,470 JB: Right. 533 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 2: It's called the JMH Key Master 4000. Someone is going 534 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,240 Speaker 2: to take that home, and it's a complement to any home. 535 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:42,909 JB: It is. 536 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,510 Brown Dog: Will he sign it? 537 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:44,650 JB: Absolutely. 538 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,070 Speaker 2: I think it's ruin the aesthetic, to be honest. 539 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,560 JB: Yeah, I can sign the bottom of it, mate. 540 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,310 Speaker 2: Yeah, underneath. 541 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,760 JB: And then... So, you'll win that. You can either win 542 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:53,260 JB: a Spider GT putter or you'll win my munted hand that you can put 543 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,290 JB: your keys on, which is fantastic. 544 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,750 Brown Dog: Oh, what a prize. 545 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,649 Speaker 2: It is, and it looks beautiful. A marble finish. 546 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,409 Brown Dog: It's original. 547 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,270 Speaker 5: Also, we have some halftime entertainment. 548 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:01,619 Speaker 2: What? 549 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,400 Brown Dog: Well, yeah. I said I was going to reach out to Felix Riebl... 550 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,900 Speaker 2: The Cat Empire guy. 551 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:07,660 Brown Dog: Cat Empire guy. 552 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:07,970 Speaker 2: Yeah. 553 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,100 Brown Dog: So, you are... 554 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:10,770 Speaker 2: Back- up. 555 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,240 Brown Dog: Yeah, you're the sub. You're the emergency injury sub, right? 556 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,002 Brown Dog: He's a massive chance of coming. He's just trying to juggle some (crosstalk) . 557 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:22,609 Speaker 2: Now, really? That sounds very vague. Show me some documentation 558 00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,490 Speaker 2: that says he's even a remote chance. 559 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,900 Brown Dog: So, he's text me back... 560 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,430 Speaker 2: Right. 561 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:30,930 Brown Dog: Saying... First of all, I had to reintroduce myself. It 562 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:35,830 Brown Dog: had been, I think the 1999 military band bivouac that we went on 563 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:37,061 Brown Dog: together, but he said... 564 00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:38,450 Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Campbell. 565 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,100 Brown Dog: He said, " Thanks, Campbell. Thanks for the thought. Leave it 566 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,460 Brown Dog: with me, I've got to just check a few things. 567 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,330 Brown Dog: I'll get back to you later today, but I'd be 568 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,629 Brown Dog: really excited to come and have a beer with JB." 569 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,910 Speaker 5: Why is some random dude who's an expert trumpeteer going 570 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,300 Speaker 5: to come to The Precinct on Sunday and play the trumpet? 571 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,510 Brown Dog: Because he loves funny. 572 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:54,140 JB: And the Hawks? 573 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,430 Speaker 5: We haven't given him a song. He's just going to 574 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,671 Speaker 5: come there and go, " Well, what do you want me to play?" 575 00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:59,731 JB: Well, he doesn't know the song until the end. Oh, he's going to be able to play the Hawks song or the Lions song. 576 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:06,760 Brown Dog: Again, because I said... Long story short, but John O. Brown found out 577 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,020 Brown Dog: I played the trumpet. He wanted me to play the theme song of the 578 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,440 Brown Dog: winning side on Sunday. 579 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:11,810 Speaker 2: Okay. 580 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:12,321 Brown Dog: Right, so he knows that it's either Brisbane or the Hawks. 581 00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:16,149 JB: And it's hard. 582 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:16,450 Brown Dog: Yeah. 583 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:20,470 JB: In fairness, it is hard to find a big, well- known trumpet player. 584 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,109 JB: You think of James Morrison... 585 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:22,290 Speaker 2: Yep. 586 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,939 JB: Louis Armstrong. 587 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 2: Dead. 588 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:25,859 JB: Dizzy Gillespie. 589 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:25,889 Speaker 2: Dead. 590 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,350 JB: Miles Davis. 591 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:27,709 Speaker 2: Dead. 592 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,119 Speaker 5: Bleeding Gums Murphy. 593 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,100 JB: Herb Alpert. 594 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,131 Speaker 2: Never heard of him. Is he dead? 595 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,369 JB: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. 596 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:36,530 Brown Dog: Yeah. 597 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:39,700 JB: So, we got Al Lini (phonetic) . We got Kirk Pengilly, but he plays 598 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:44,520 JB: the saxophone, and Rosco Irwin. Is he still alive? So, we're 599 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:45,730 JB: down to Felix. 600 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:46,330 Speaker 2: Steve's brother. 601 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:47,340 JB: Yeah. 602 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:49,649 Speaker 5: It dawned on me last night... 603 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:49,950 JB: Yes. 604 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:53,510 Speaker 5: That we had some ridiculous concept that started from us 605 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,310 Speaker 5: going to the G to watch the Hawks play Richmond 606 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:56,550 Speaker 5: in a box. 607 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,590 Speaker 2: You came up with that. 608 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:00,720 JB: Hawks play Brisbane. 609 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 5: I conceptualized that. 610 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:00,991 JB: Hawks play Brisbane. 611 00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:03,370 Speaker 5: Hawks play Brisbane. So, it started at that, which was a great idea. 612 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,002 JB: Well, it wasn't, because the game was (crosstalk) . 613 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,100 Speaker 5: Shut up. It was a great idea. 614 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:06,100 Speaker 2: Yes. 615 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 5: , So then we're like, "All right, we can't really do that. So maybe we'll just go to the pub." 616 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 5: And we're like, " Maybe we'll just go with five people." So, theoretically, this 617 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,120 Speaker 5: is the most random event that's ever been created. We are going to 618 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,570 Speaker 5: have potentially 300 people at a pub of which we 619 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:23,689 Speaker 5: haven't really catered enough for. Two, we've got Ricky Nixon, 620 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,609 Speaker 5: for some ungodly reason, that's going to be there. 621 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 2: Yes. 622 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,669 Speaker 5: We've got some random guy that the three of us don't know 623 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,630 Speaker 5: playing trumpet. 624 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,061 Speaker 2: We're giving away a mold of Jonathan's hand. 625 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 5: We're giving away a mold of Jonathan's hand and a putter... 626 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:36,100 JB: And the White Pit Bull. 627 00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:38,350 Speaker 5: And the White Pit Bull. 628 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:39,869 Brown Dog: It's evolved. 629 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,830 JB: MC extraordinaire. 630 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,190 Speaker 2: It's really evolved, this concept. 631 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:44,929 JB: And guess what Mugsy's also doing for us? 632 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,301 Speaker 5: Oh, what's that? 633 00:21:45,301 --> 00:21:47,080 JB: Mugsy, he does a race call. 634 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:47,909 Speaker 5: Oh, Christ. 635 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:48,881 Speaker 2: Does he? 636 00:21:48,881 --> 00:21:52,609 JB: Around different topics and characters. He's going to do a race call with the 637 00:21:52,609 --> 00:21:54,440 JB: theme being Browny's Podcast. 638 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,090 Speaker 2: Oh, gosh. 639 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:55,619 Brown Dog: Brilliant, mate. 640 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:56,710 JB: He'll be fantastic. 641 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,021 Speaker 5: I am excited. 642 00:21:57,021 --> 00:22:00,280 Brown Dog: Do you want me to ring in a bomb threat halfway through the third quarter 643 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,010 Brown Dog: or something? Just as a bit of fun. 644 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,041 JB: We may need it, to get out. 645 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,590 Brown Dog: I just know something's going to go wrong. I'm just calling it now. 646 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,780 Speaker 5: I'm absolutely losing my job for this. Absolutely, without... 647 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,940 Brown Dog: No, The Precinct have security. 648 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,950 Speaker 5: We're just reliant on the two dudes on the door 649 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:13,630 Speaker 5: at The Precinct. 650 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,810 Brown Dog: You know what they say? Birds of a feather flock 651 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,911 Brown Dog: together. I've always wanted to say that. 652 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:16,931 Speaker 5: Shut up. 653 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,950 Brown Dog: Two in the goose, and what's the other one? And 654 00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:21,270 Brown Dog: one in the hall. 655 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 5: No, no. Let's not finish up. All right. But if trumpet guy 656 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,100 Speaker 5: can't come, you said I'll step up, right? 657 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,410 Brown Dog: Yeah, you're coming off the bench as a medical sub. 658 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,440 Speaker 2: Easy- peasy, dummy. 659 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,970 Speaker 5: Have you ever played the trumpet? 660 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,570 Speaker 1: (inaudible) I have. You ready? 661 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:33,940 Speaker 5: Yeah. 662 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,189 JB: He started on the flutiphone at school. 663 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,760 Brown Dog: Be strong with your lips. 664 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,909 Speaker 5: I know. I know what I'm doing. 665 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:41,670 JB: Okay. 666 00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:42,721 Speaker 5: Here we go. What do you want? 667 00:22:42,721 --> 00:22:42,881 Speaker 2: Titanic. 668 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 5: Titanic. Easy. 669 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:54,360 JB: Can't get it up there. 670 00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:00,649 Brown Dog: Strong, strong with the lips. Just pinch him to get up. There we go. 671 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:00,730 Speaker 1: Brilliant. 672 00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:09,820 JB: Was that the first time you've ever blown your own trumpet? 673 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,100 Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, I've done that a lot. 674 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,540 JB: (crosstalk) going to explain. 675 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,870 Brown Dog: We're in a lot of trouble if your boy can't come, man. 676 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:18,561 Speaker 2: How much do your lips hurt? That's... It can't be that hard. 677 00:23:18,561 --> 00:23:20,090 JB: That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 678 00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:20,091 Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. 679 00:23:20,091 --> 00:23:24,820 JB: I can't wait till Sunday. You might need to call that bomb threat in. 680 00:23:26,619 --> 00:23:29,590 Speaker 2: All right. So, Precinct's going to be huge. What's this hitchhiking story? 681 00:23:32,109 --> 00:23:33,429 JB: Have we got a special guest coming down? Making a trip to come all the way down from 682 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:33,491 JB: the Sunny Coast. 683 00:23:33,491 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 5: We do. So, the WhatsApp group is international. We've met a guy from Ireland... 684 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,199 Brown Dog: Oh, yeah. 685 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,380 Speaker 5: We've spoken to people from all around the country. And I got a message from 686 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 5: a guy Paul, who lives in the Sunny Coast. And 687 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,770 Speaker 5: he was like, " Oh, mate, I live in the Sunny Coast, 688 00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,290 Speaker 5: but would love to come." And I thought, " Oh, he 689 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 5: obviously can't come. He lives in the Sunny Coast." And then 690 00:23:51,609 --> 00:23:54,619 Speaker 5: he messaged from again. He goes, "Mate, the flight's booked. I'll just see you on Sunday." 691 00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:55,070 Brown Dog: What a legend. 692 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 5: I'm like, " Surely not." Let's call Paul now. 693 00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:01,159 Brown Dog: He's paying his way to come down. Where's he... Has he 694 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:01,550 Brown Dog: got accommodation, bro? What's happening? 695 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,002 Paul: Hi, Paul (inaudible) . 696 00:24:05,002 --> 00:24:06,850 Speaker 5: Hi, Pauly, you're on Browny's podcast. What's going on, big dog? 697 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:09,310 Paul: Boys, how you doing? 698 00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:11,879 Brown Dog: Mate, we're excited to see you Sunday. Talk us through it. 699 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,002 JB: Well, maybe not you, Brown Dog. You're not (inaudible) 700 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:13,900 JB: be there. 701 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:14,760 Brown Dog: Yeah, I'm not there, but Paul, you're coming down. 702 00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:19,410 Paul: Coming down, Brown Dog, but you've let the team down, 703 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,760 Paul: mate. I'm very disappointed. 704 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,669 Brown Dog: Yeah, I'm a bit shattered, too, but I always say two in the 705 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,850 Brown Dog: hand is worth one in the bush. 706 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:27,610 Speaker 2: Yes, he really does. He says that all the time. 707 00:24:27,611 --> 00:24:31,580 Brown Dog: Hey, do you know that Campbell offered his couch, Paul? If you'd like to 708 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,040 Brown Dog: stay there. 709 00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:36,080 Paul: Thank you very much, Brown Dog, but I've managed some 710 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,950 Paul: flea pit in the middle of town, so I'll be fine. 711 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:38,810 Brown Dog: Magnificent. 712 00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 2: So, let's just get this straight, Pauly. You are so enamored 713 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 2: with Browny's Podcast that you have booked a flight from 714 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,160 Speaker 2: the Sunshine Coast to come to Melbourne, to come to 715 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,330 Speaker 2: our podcast party. 716 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,810 Paul: Well, it's something like that, boys. I'm a 30 years 717 00:24:54,810 --> 00:25:01,080 Paul: plus Lions member and have pretty much been to almost every 718 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:06,810 Paul: home game in that time. I'm a big Jonathan Brown 719 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:09,359 Paul: fan, actually, and they reckon you should never meet your 720 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,220 Paul: idol, but I thought I'd take my chances. 721 00:25:11,369 --> 00:25:11,480 JB: That's right. 722 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,690 Brown Dog: So, you've never met him before? 723 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,419 Paul: Never met him in the flesh, no. 724 00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:18,500 Brown Dog: Oh, that's very exciting. Was he a favorite of yours when he played? 725 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:22,780 Paul: Oh, definitely, Brown Dog. Yes, he was my favorite player, 726 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:26,940 Paul: so huge man crush. And I thought I'd better meet 727 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:30,000 Paul: him in person. So, when the test came through to 728 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,170 Paul: say I was getting the Guernsey, I sidled up to 729 00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:36,040 Paul: the bride and I said, " Love, I think we should 730 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:40,080 Paul: have a lovely weekend away in Melbourne. It's perfect. Couple 731 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:40,470 Paul: of weeks' time." 732 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,010 Speaker 2: You're dragging the missus down. 733 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:46,090 Paul: No, she's a paramedic. And she said to me, " You're an idiot. I'm working that weekend." 734 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:53,002 JB: Even better. I was going to say (crosstalk) . 735 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,560 Paul: Had to come clean and tell her what it was about. And she said, " 736 00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:58,570 Paul: Look, go and have a beer without me. I'll be saving lives 737 00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:01,090 Paul: all weekend, but you go down there and get pissed with those blokes. That'll be fantastic." 738 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:03,980 Speaker 5: Hey, Paul, you don't have a restraining order or anything 739 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,821 Speaker 5: out against you of any variety, do you? Warrant? 740 00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:10,330 Paul: Not that I'm aware of, boys, not that I'm aware of. 741 00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:11,981 Speaker 5: Due diligence. We had to ask. 742 00:26:11,981 --> 00:26:16,340 Speaker 2: We had to ask, and I think you're legally obliged to tell us. Hey, on 743 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:19,220 Speaker 2: the night you could win a mold cast of Browny's 744 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:22,429 Speaker 2: hand, which we made into a key holder. It's a 745 00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 2: great addition to your home. 746 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,830 Paul: Fantastic. The wife'd love that on the wall. 747 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:30,310 JB: Pauly, I'm looking forward to meeting you and having several beers there, and I may have 748 00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:33,002 JB: to deliver Pauly back to his bed. Just (inaudible) 749 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,109 JB: in the middle of the city and read him a bedtime story. 750 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:41,149 Speaker 2: Don't go drink for drink with JB. I've tried it, and my knees 751 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:42,660 Speaker 2: buckle well before his do. 752 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:43,230 Speaker 5: I'm looking forward to it. 753 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:47,670 Paul: Yeah. No, I don't think I'll call that one on, boys. But I must admit, 754 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,440 Paul: Browny, I was a bit disappointed when Brown Dog said 755 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,820 Paul: he'd he'd come to the... On the podcast, he said he'd come to The Precinct after he got 756 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,250 Paul: off the plane at 8:00. And he said, " No, we'll be home by 757 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:59,030 Paul: then." I thought, " Speak for yourself, Browny." 758 00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:01,659 Brown Dog: I'll come meet you, Paul. 759 00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:03,400 JB: We might have to fix that up. Now, make sure 760 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,830 JB: you're bring your Lions jumper down. 761 00:27:05,619 --> 00:27:06,169 Speaker 2: Are we wearing... 762 00:27:06,170 --> 00:27:09,050 Brown Dog: Yeah, everyone's that's listening to this, make sure you wear 763 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,810 Brown Dog: a jumper to The Precinct on Sunday. That way we 764 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,090 Brown Dog: know at least there's bloody (inaudible) for us. 765 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:12,090 JB: It can be any... 766 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 2: Any jumper. Your local footy club, your supporting footy club, 767 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:15,651 Speaker 2: whatever you like. 768 00:27:15,651 --> 00:27:17,210 Brown Dog: All right, done. Hey, Pauly, see you there. 769 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:19,500 Paul: Looking forward to it, boys. Have fun. 770 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,150 Speaker 2: One of the greats. Hey, what's this hitchhiking thing. All right. So, 771 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 2: I was thinking the other day, and I've got a 772 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,350 Speaker 2: theory. I was driving down St. Kilda Road, and there was a 773 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:31,230 Speaker 2: guy that was hitchhiking, and people are just flying past 774 00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,129 Speaker 2: him. I slowed down just to give him the hope 775 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:34,681 Speaker 2: that he might jump in, and then took off again. 776 00:27:34,681 --> 00:27:34,931 Speaker 1: That's nice. 777 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,800 JB: That's very old school, isn't it? 778 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:37,260 Speaker 2: Because no one... 779 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:40,001 Brown Dog: I feel like he phased out after all the Malette (phonetic) 780 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:39,780 Brown Dog: era. 781 00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:39,801 Speaker 2: Yeah, he certainly... 782 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:41,260 Brown Dog: He took the fun out of the room. 783 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,389 JB: Wasn't great for it, was he? 784 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:43,730 Speaker 2: Yeah. 785 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:44,610 JB: Brown Dog, have you ever done it? 786 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,280 Brown Dog: Never done it. 787 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:46,321 Speaker 2: See, I... 788 00:27:46,321 --> 00:27:48,010 JB: I don't trust people enough. 789 00:27:48,010 --> 00:27:50,900 Speaker 2: See, I have a theory. So, you would never pick 790 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,150 Speaker 2: up a random, and this is a theory that I want to 791 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:57,310 Speaker 2: test. But, if there was a celebrity that was hitchhiking... 792 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:57,610 JB: Yeah. 793 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,810 Speaker 2: You would absolutely pick them up. 794 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:05,270 Brown Dog: Matthew McConaughey famously was hitchhiking in Australia, and some backpackers 795 00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:05,970 Brown Dog: picked him up. 796 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,909 JB: I've hitchhiked before from a mad Monday. And Blake drove past 797 00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:13,720 JB: from Melbourne, a big Brisbane Lion's supporter from Melbourne, and saw 798 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,100 JB: me and doubled back and picked me up. 799 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,220 Brown Dog: Is that right? 800 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,359 JB: And I went to the pub with him and had 801 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:18,830 JB: a couple of beers. 802 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,900 Brown Dog: He choked one day from Glen Free Road, Hawthorne to 803 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:26,050 Brown Dog: Q, but it was in the back of a paddy wagon. 804 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,730 JB: I didn't have my thumb out. I sort of didn't want 805 00:28:28,730 --> 00:28:29,450 JB: to get picked up. 806 00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 2: What I propose... That we going to have Campbell and Browny. And 807 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,760 Speaker 2: our office is here in Victoria Street, right? 808 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,040 JB: Yeah. 809 00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:41,310 Speaker 2: One day, Deano and I, we're going to walk out. We are going to stand on the sidelines. 810 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:41,750 JB: Yeah. Yeah. 811 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,570 Speaker 2: And we are just going to have Campbell and Browny 812 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,050 Speaker 2: stand on the side of the road, and we are going to commentate and see if they get picked up. 813 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:47,530 JB: Together? 814 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:48,870 Speaker 2: No, separately. 815 00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:51,930 Speaker 1: So, it's who gets picked up first. I like that. 816 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,550 Speaker 2: And so we're just going to see how many cars stop, and if they 817 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:55,871 Speaker 2: can actually get it right... Because no one picks up hitchhikers. 818 00:28:55,871 --> 00:28:58,290 JB: How are you going to do it? Are you going to be on one side of the road? 819 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 2: Yes, one side. 820 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:03,000 JB: Yeah. We're going to be sit there commentating, and we'll see, who is 821 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,371 JB: the first person to get there? 822 00:29:03,371 --> 00:29:04,441 Speaker 2: Would you guys do that? 823 00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:06,910 JB: I would do it. You know why? Because if either of 824 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:10,270 JB: us got kidnapped and then murdered, yeah. At least you 825 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,620 JB: would have their number played on film and you know, 826 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,560 JB: they wouldn't get too far. 827 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:16,670 Speaker 1: I'd defend your death, man. I'd I'd hunt their family down. 828 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,650 Speaker 5: This is this called celebrity hitchhiking, and we're going to do it. 829 00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:20,630 Speaker 2: All right, that's amazing. 830 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,280 JB: Have you got any bird sayings related to that? 831 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,880 Brown Dog: Take us into the ads, wisdom Buddha. 832 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,470 JB: Birds of a feather flock together? 833 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:31,700 Brown Dog: Yeah, what are some others? 834 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:39,130 Speaker 2: Back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. Time 835 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,990 Speaker 2: for What a World, and this came across my desk, 836 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:45,990 Speaker 2: and it's bit peculiar. It's a third round draft pick 837 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:47,860 Speaker 2: for the New York Yankees who got picked up many, 838 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:51,740 Speaker 2: many years ago. His name's Jake Sanford. He just got 839 00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:56,270 Speaker 2: sacked, released from his contract with the Yankees, for stealing 840 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:59,330 Speaker 2: teammates' equipment. This young man, who's on a pretty good 841 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 2: wicket, well and truly over 600,000 US a year... You're 842 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,870 Speaker 2: not one of their stars. He's had issues with steals, 843 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,070 Speaker 2: but, but not stealing bases. He was going around the locker 844 00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:14,320 Speaker 2: room, asking his teammates for their bats, for their gloves, 845 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 2: for their boots, asking them to sign them, and then 846 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,390 Speaker 2: going online and trying to offload them for cash. And if they weren't 847 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 2: around, he would just knock them off. 848 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,130 JB: (inaudible) about him. 849 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:29,930 Speaker 2: Well, is that right? Yeah, from the blues. 850 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:31,510 JB: Yeah, he could have resold them for that. 851 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,530 Speaker 2: Is that right? So... 852 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:37,330 Brown Dog: Bardot. I'd like to reference Bardot and Chantelle from Bardot, 853 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:39,240 Brown Dog: pop stars. Anyone? You all look at him like I'm 854 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:39,650 Brown Dog: a freak. 855 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,460 JB: (inaudible) . I know Chantelle from Bardot. 856 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:43,100 Speaker 2: She started stealing, and she got fired. 857 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:43,450 JB: Ooh. She...? 858 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,050 Speaker 2: Yes, mate. 859 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:44,450 JB: Really? 860 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:44,860 Speaker 2: Yes. 861 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:49,020 Brown Dog: Well, there you go. So, this guy procured, legally or illegally, equipment 862 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:51,150 Brown Dog: from his own teammates to make a little bit of 863 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,830 Brown Dog: an extra buck on the side. Just crazy stuff. There 864 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,070 Brown Dog: goes his dream, as a kid, of representing one of 865 00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:01,090 Brown Dog: the great franchises in the world. The New York Yankees 866 00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:03,430 Brown Dog: gone because he's got sticky fingers. 867 00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:08,920 JB: Probably the biggest franchise in the world, really? The most famous, as you said. Would've been on good coin, too. 868 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,200 Brown Dog: It makes no sense. But, Babe Ruth, he'd be turning 869 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,630 Brown Dog: in his grave if he realized that was unfolding at 870 00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:17,800 Brown Dog: his great club. So, that to me, What a World. 871 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,600 Speaker 2: What a World. Hey, see you after The Precinct.