WEBVTT - Expert Tips To Save You This Magpie Swooping Season 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.720 We got get in every morning, every day day. 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:08.760 Lazy adelaides, I don't know, thirty twenty four to ten, 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:13.000 where did you find your kid? So there's always a 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:16.000 moment in particularly Todds toddlers, when you're not watching them 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:22.120 and you hear a bit of a crash. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.279 And then there's a pause and then the tears. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:23.600 Yes it's a pause. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:24.959 You're like, what happened? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:28.320 And then sang do you know why there's a pause 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.920 because they're taking in a deep breaths, going like this 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:34.760 to make the most dramatic crying sound. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:35.720 So it's like this. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.239 So that's exactly what happened to my wife the other 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.279 day with our little three year old Lottie, who is 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.640 quite a character. We sort of wonder at most times 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.080 what's going on in her brain. She speaks twenty four 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.920 hours a day. If there was a twenty fifth hour, 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.360 she'd speak in that out too right now. She started 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.200 speaking her sleep, so she doesn't even take a break 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:00.520 from it. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:05.360 Can I ask most of those phrases questions why mummy? 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.959 Why she got some big shows me to shut up 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.120 now too, which is quite aggressive. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:09.959 Well that's my. 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:13.120 Soul, okay, I wish I was allowed to do that. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.440 Well, you can, but I won't cry like when Lottie 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:15.880 does it. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:20.480 So Cara heard a crash by some intense crying, and 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.520 then she went out into the living room to find 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.479 Lotty covered in blood on her face. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.600 Oh no, she's fallen off the couch. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.440 Face first and pushed her tooth right back, so Gara 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:31.520 to flip the tooth back in. 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:33.360 But here was the kicker. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:41.360 She's completely naked with socks on her hands. In a month, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.960 all this theory were like, what's just can you take 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.319 us through how this happened, Lottie and what exactly were 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.760 you trying to achieve in this situation? We seldom got 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.880 to the bottom of it, right, socks on the hand, 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.960 completely naked, blood on the face. Okay, you could get 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.560 the best detectives in the world in and they wouldn't 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:02.160 be able to solve this case. I just just got 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.120 to put in the unsold cases by I. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.920 Just want to drill down on the socks on her hands, Like, 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:07.720 what the hell? 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:12.040 Great question, great question, Oka, bringing the big dogs, bringing 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.040 the detectives. They're still trying to work it out. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.400 As well, doing like sock puppets. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.160 I don't know. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.520 Hello, my name is Lottie and I'm crazy. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.560 That is what one of the puppets definitely said. Thirteen 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.960 twenty four to ten, How did you find your kid? 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.080 The confronting situation, because they can be a little bit tricky. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.560 Shall we take some corks? Maddie from Portland along the South, 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.200 good morning, good morning, good morning. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:35.040 How'd you find your kid? 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.919 I found a kid. She literally gave me a heart 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.400 of fact because I put her to bed and then 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.520 I went in and checked on her about ten o'clock 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.520 like you do, yep, and she was not. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:44.000 In her bed. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.880 Oh my gokay, where. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:47.160 Is my child? 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:51.160 So I'm literally looking around her bedroom, looking in at 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.079 her sister's bedroom a bedroom. 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:54.360 I'm screaming at. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.600 My husband someone's taking her child, and he's like so silly, 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.359 and I'm like, well, I can't find hers and moved 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:04.240 off the count and then we find her in her ward. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:10.280 Vote Maddy, you're waiting for the ransom call. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:11.959 You're about to do your best, Lamb Nisan, I will 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:16.120 find you. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:17.280 You know. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:18.480 I was like, WHOA. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:20.560 Told? 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:22.200 What do they have? 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.400 Her little brain has gone on to be much more 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.960 comfortable in there that hard wood. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.160 Should I tell Mom and Dad? That I've moved vacation. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:30.679 Nah. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.920 Nah, they won't panic at all. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.600 Fine. You know, how did you find your kid? 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:35.760 Uh? 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.760 Well, I heard the crash, but I didn't get the 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.119 sound after it because I was in the other room. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.560 I heard the crash, came in found my two year 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:47.680 old pinned between the old big box television and the 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:53.880 coffee table. He had managed to swivel it forward and 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.760 it slipped off, and he was just sort of kidden 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.160 between the two, looking at me, going are you going 0:03:59.200 --> 0:03:59.600 to help me? 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:01.680 Little help? 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.480 Oh, it's a good age when I start working things 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.160 out where our son is almost a year so now 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.800 he's good at it, But a couple of months ago 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:17.200 he'd consistently get himself pinned in the doggie door, gets 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.640 half out, and if you'd talk, he'd look back and 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.240 be like, little help. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:28.400 Jamie my three year old daughter, Frankie. She's my third child. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.160 So I thought i'd seen it all. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.000 It was all quiet. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.120 He had a bit of a rocus and then we 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.240 hear her start screaming, so we go to investigate and 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.000 she had put her poor patrol potty feet on her 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.159 head and got it stuck. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:47.200 Of course, because what's a fashion I thought it was 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.960 just a guy thing. But she's a young girl. You 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.400 just you want to put things on your head. Is 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.640 there some way wear this? 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.039 Three girls, and she's my first one to able to 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:58.800 do it. But something I definitely won't forget. 0:04:58.839 --> 0:04:59.359 I'll tell you that. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.280 Always a special child, isn't there? There's always one we done. Stephanie, 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.360 how did you find your kid? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.279 Oh, it wasn't mine, it was somebody else. We were 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.839 staying at a hotel and me and the kids, we 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.160 pressed the button for the elevator and then we hear 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.200 this screaming coming up, and we're thinking, what is going on? 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.560 So this is screaming and then the elevator doors open 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:18.040 and there's. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:18.760 A pondering there. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:22.880 The start of a horror movie. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.320 Yeah, so his parents face went down to the bottom, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.280 they got out, and the toddler stayed in there and 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.039 rode the elevator back up, streaming because his family was gone. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:35.280 That's a confronting. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.800 Situation as you turn around and the doors closed, and then 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.040 her toddlers like disappeared into the ether. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:44.120 It's ridiculous and loose lists. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.760 It's so important to listen to each other. It is 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.560 see the act of communication I mean there's verbally speaking, 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.880 absorbing that information and make sure it stays in your brain. 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.320 And I also think in the breakfast radio spaces it's 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.000 like a marriage. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.200 So it's really important we're able to speak openly and 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.200 honestly with each other and the other person listens. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.839 Yes, I also think in the breakfast space it's like 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:17.320 a marriage, and you're getting so much better, but sometimes 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:18.760 the information just sort of slips by. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.760 Sometimes it gets lost. I can be a little goldfish, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.240 that's what I re trip around. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.520 The fish bowl is no adventure. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.159 Yeah, So once a week we play a little thing 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.240 called loose slips where you can't hear the words that 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:30.919 are physically coming out of my mouth, You've got to 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.840 read them coming out of my lipsky. It's going to 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:38.280 help absorb information. A few phrases. So firstly, let's put 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:39.560 some noise canceling headphones on. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.040 Jodie. She has no idea what's going on. She cannot 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.599 hear me? Can you hear me? 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:44.280 Now? 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:49.560 There it is, And here's your first phrase. Jo's good luck. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:59.120 That banana has legs. That banana has legs. What again, 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.880 that's banana has legs. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:09.040 You've got something about a big banana. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:13.720 Who really nearly But that has nothing to do with this. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:18.040 I don't know whatever. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:25.120 But also I said, gosh, that's myself. That banana has legs. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.760 The banana has ears. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.880 Last time, last time, that banana has legs. 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.480 A banana has legs. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.880 She's got it. You're getting better and better at this 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.920 seven all right, next one, Okay, congratulations shows. Let's put 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.600 the noise canceling headphones back on. Jodey can't hear anything. Second, phrise, 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.520 Never put a cat on your head. Never put a 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.080 cat on. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:52.640 Your head. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.400 Again again, Gogan. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.720 Never put a cat on your head. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:02.560 Never. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.040 Never put a cat on the rooft. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:14.000 Ok one more time, never put a cat on your head. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:19.320 Never put a cat on your head. Go girl, go, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:20.440 thank you. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.280 That's two from two. You were so awful this when 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:23.680 we started. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.440 You're on fire. Last phrase? 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:32.600 All right, always canceling headphones are up and on. This 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.439 tingle could be shingles. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:38.240 The seal has a mustache. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.440 All right, This tingle could be shingles. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:47.760 Know what you've done. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:50.679 Something about my shingles? 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:51.640 That yeah? 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.000 Okay, one more. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.920 One, okay, let me just say this, you're an asshole. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.400 This tingle could be shingles. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:00.480 This shingle. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.959 No, it's itchy. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.680 This shingle's making. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.319 Me a cheap Okay, one more, one more, one more one. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.640 This tingle could be shingles. 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:14.720 I've got shingles, so I should be single. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:23.319 That's correct, but the wrong answer it was this tingle 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:28.320 could be shingles. But also the seal does have a start, 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:33.160 so Jode's picture of this. You're just cruising around. It's 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.680 a nice bike ride that you've taken. It's a sunny day, 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.000 it's beautiful. You're just going past the Uni loop, and 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:42.559 you hear this pretty little magpie. Magpie, I can turn 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.360 my back on him. He's fine, I trust him. And 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:49.480 then what was that just flew past my ears? Oh gosh, 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:54.480 here is he's mate. Next thing, you're getting your head 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:55.880 pecked by crazy mag. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.400 If you want to avoid the scenario, wh to speak 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.520 to someone who can tell us just how to do that. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.920 And her name is doctor Gronia Clearing and she joins 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.240 us now, good morning. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.760 Good morning to you. And I objecked on behalf of 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.520 all the nagpipes for calling them crazy. First of all, 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:17.720 it's an incredibly low percentage of nightpies that will swoop. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.520 It's just it's kept just the media's attention, so it 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.920 kind of gets magnified. But it is only a small 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.360 percentage that woop, and then males they do it only 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.480 within I think they were saying something like ten meters 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.560 off where the nest actually is, and they only do 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.880 a for a short period of time while the young 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.920 are in the nest and they're feeling very vulnerable. So 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.720 it's just the father trying to look out for its young. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.560 So let's give them a bit of space at this 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.199 time of the year. 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.360 Okay, that's fair enough, See doctor Gronie. What my My 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.560 issue is that they talk tough, the magpars, but they 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.880 sucker punch you. If you look at a magpie, he'll 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.319 be like, oh, no problems here, and then as soon 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.840 as you turn the back, all of a sudden, bang 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:00.800 blood from. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:01.520 The back of your neck. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:05.040 No, no, you would have done something to annoy that 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:09.280 magpie beforehand. I would argue magpie are very logical and 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.280 one of the things we do say if you know 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.240 you're in an area, you know that the magpies are 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:17.400 swooping to you know, walk purposefully, don't run, But you 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.560 know also acknowledge the magpie. Not the magpie. You know 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.720 that you see it there, but keep walking and you 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.760 know you're walking away from his nest. And you know 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.120 if you are, if you do, know that it is 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.960 a particularly bad area. Give avoid it. Just get the 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:31.840 magpie space. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:32.840 Yeah. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.160 Can I ask a question how smart a magpie is? 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.280 Like, that's very, very smart. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:38.400 So this is it. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.520 We know they have really good memories, both visual and 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.760 also audio. So a magpie will often live in the 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.920 same territory all year. So that's the same bird that 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.120 will swoop you. It's the same bird you see at 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.120 different times of the year. So what you need to 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.880 do is make friends with the bird. Acknowledge the bird, 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:56.360 pay respect to the bird. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:56.880 You know. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.440 This is why I go into about sharing or space. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.160 I mean, it has a territory, it raises its young. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:05.640 As far as that birds concerns. You're walking through it's territory. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.440 It's looking at you go, look, you'm strotting through my 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.199 territory like you own it. You know, that's on the 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:12.320 magpie point of view. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.680 This okay, doctor, this, this is why I get swooped 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.000 on the uni trap because where that I run. Yeah, 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:23.160 it looks like. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.240 Don't you gna What about the people that get around 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.520 with the spikes on their helmet or the fake eyes 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:30.200 or whatever. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:31.160 Does that actually work? 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.440 And surely the magpies are laughing at them as well. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.520 Yeah, yeah, no, I don't really think that that works. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:38.880 It's more, you know, the mag magpies are very smart 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.640 and they're more we'll be watching you and but that 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.640 kind of tea would nearly broader curiosity. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:50.600 Right oh okays encouraging them the magpies like, I see 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:51.840 your spikes, hold my beer? 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.720 There you go. It's like, what's going on there? 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.559 That is ridiculous, doctor Gron. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.680 So the best thing you can do is avoid the 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.600 area where they where you know their magpies around this 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:04.400 time of year, right. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.840 Where you know that swooping that's a particular bad area 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.280 if you do need to walk through it, as they said, 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.720 walk slowly, walk purposely. If you're on a bike, get 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.760 off the bike and walk through it. And remember other 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.720 times of the year, try to make friends with the 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.079 magpie because come swooping season, it'll know that you're a friend. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.320 So you know, magpies are very logical. They will make 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.520 enemies and they will make friends, so you know, if 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.959 you pissed it off, I will remember that I come 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.080 swoop and seas and it's you know, fair game, mate, 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.280 do you remember do this? But if you're nice to 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.560 that magpie, come swoop and seas And it's like, nah, 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.320 you're not buying where we're good. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.880 I just I just sort of feel like doctor Cleary, 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.720 that magpies can be quite obnoxious, which ties in beautifully 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:48.200 to coming with Magpies supporters. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.800 But also the one difference is in magpie season that's 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:52.959 September and October. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.920 Colin would have laid very dormant this September. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:13:59.559 Don't beg. 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:01.240 They thank you so much for joining us. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:02.640 That's invaluable advice. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.200 It's such I do love them. I mean, what would 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.240 Australia be without the magpie? And in this urban area, 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.920 you know, not every bird get a chance to lay 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.839 an egg, not every bird get a chance to actually 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.320 raise your So those that do it, you know, they're 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.760 you know, already against the dards and they really want 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:20.840 to protect yours and that's all they't do. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.840 With the Magpies are lucky to have you, doctor Grone. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.280 Oh not just a that sound of Australia nfel in 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:26.880 my opinion. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.040 Let's talk about what actually makes people attracted to one 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:32.800 another place. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.440 There's a long debate about this, isn't it? 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:35.080 So? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.280 A new study suggests that your physical beauty is actually 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:40.920 linked to one key attribute. Humor or intelligence might be 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.080 the first two attributes that spring to mind. Girls love 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.440 a funny guy, yeah, or a cute guy. However, research 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.560 is from Tel Aviv University say it actually all comes 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.960 down to kindness. 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.680 I mean, don't you just hang out from studies from 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.160 the Tel Aviv University. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.600 Where which direction should I go these days? Tell university 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.200 and like, don't worry, we will guide you. Jump under 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:07.240 this wing and let's go. Kindness, also known as pro 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:11.560 sociality due to its pivotal role in human relationships, uniquely 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:15.960 influences physical attractiveness evaluations. So if someone is really kind 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.520 to you, you're more likely to be attracted to them. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:22.000 Yeah, so it's traditional that we go the bad boys. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:23.760 This is the thing. This is the thing. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.200 So let me just throw it over to you ladies, Okay, 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.880 Jode's and also producers. Oh, two very different stages of 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.320 your life. I don't call bs completely, but what I 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:41.440 will say is, ladies, you're very confusing what do you want? 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:43.640 What do you want? 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.080 Girls? 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.840 Everyone wants a nice guy until you've got him, and then, unfortunately, 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.400 treat him and keep him Keene does often work. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.160 It's a thing. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.760 Treat him, keep him ken. It's absolutely worse. 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.720 It's not fair though. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.520 No one wants that. My wife. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.040 Works for a little while. 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.360 But then I think, as you mentioned, I am at 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.600 a later stage in my life than producers, so I 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.200 think younger people are attracted to. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.360 That, or we want the boy that we can't have. 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.960 Yes, at my stage, I have landed a kind guy 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.840 and I'm real happy about it. But he played a 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.640 little bit hard to get in the beginning, did he? 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:20.800 I don't think he was doing that on purpose. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:23.920 I thought he was just struggling with his words. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.240 There was one weekend that he was supposed to contact 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.400 me because we're both away in the same region, and 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:32.280 he didn't, and I was. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.880 Like, what float out forgot? There's no tactics behind him. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:37.800 Probably had a concussion and knock on. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:42.200 The So let me just get this straight. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:46.880 So let's just say I'm single, I'm starting again, and 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.160 there's a female in front of me and I'm trying 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:49.800 to attract her. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:51.640 Yeah, what the hell do I do well? 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.280 I don't give it all up completely in the beginning, Yes. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.080 I think true to mean keep him keen is misconstrued 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.760 play a little bit hard to get sure being mean? No, 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.560 be mean, just don't be too keen. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.199 But you want to keep them keen, so therefore you 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.119 be mean, but you want them to be attracted to you, 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:09.440 So he's supposed to be really kind. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.080 I get that it's confused because I'm confused. 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:13.760 Here's my brain. 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.480 I think the best analogy I've got in this situation 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.960 for you all is the level of playing hard to 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.760 get is akin to having diarrhea in Bali. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:31.160 Right, so to your diarrhea. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:34.320 So you just want to have the right amount of 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:36.960 diarrhy so everything's flushed out and you feel a little 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.359 bit skinny but not too much, but you're really sick 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:40.120 and it's overkill. 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:40.960 Okay, you got it now. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:45.680 Okay, once again in Bali, here's my pants, prince. Yet, 0:17:45.760 --> 0:18:02.480 ladies still confused. Battles of what a competition is is 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:03.600 starting to really. 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:04.360 Het up, isn't it. 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:07.919 The score at the moment is sixteen to the good guys, 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.119 fifteen to Andrew Hayes. So this is how it works. 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.359 We have two songs that go head to head. We 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:16.280 have musical warriors in this space. We have a theme 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.440 each and every week, and this theme we drilled down 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.399 on AFL performers. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.400 That was a mixture of performers and. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:31.320 Performances, performances, performanceists like hypothesis performances, the study of performances 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:32.720 are performances. 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:35.600 We were just talking about mixing up words. Bringing home 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:37.040 the sausages. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.240 Bring home the performances. 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:45.399 Anyway, people who've done songs at the Felga and Final 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:46.840 past and present. 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.760 I mean straight away, I think you're the great man 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:56.520 has made like he died shortly after this, possibly because of. 0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:01.879 That perform as you very pointedly, it's unbelievable. Let everyone 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:03.359 know before he did the. 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:06.959 Grand Final almost died after the back of that nineteen 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:14.960