Speaker 1: Get morning every day, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Hazy.
Speaker 3: I think over the journey my kids have been on
Speaker 3: the sliding scale of mortification with their mother in terms
Speaker 3: of embarrassment.
Speaker 4: Let's tell you what they've seen, some stuff and if
Speaker 4: they're to write an autobiography, Yes, that's when you need
Speaker 4: to move.
Speaker 1: Not in the state, you need to move to another country.
Speaker 3: To another galaxy. Okay. The scene of said height of
Speaker 3: mortification happened at Cole's. Of course, where else would it happen.
Speaker 3: So we mose it on down to the shops and I,
Speaker 3: to my absolute delight, discovered that Coles have a Flybys
Speaker 3: deal at the moment where you can buy a snake
Speaker 3: knife block and all the different knives with your points.
Speaker 3: And I was so excited.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so happy for you. It really
Speaker 1: could you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. You know what I've been. You know I've
Speaker 3: been in the market for a knife block.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much for sharing.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's okay. And so I was bending over to
Speaker 3: try and find a black knife block at the bottom.
Speaker 3: So picture me in Cole's bent over as far as
Speaker 3: you can bend, as Summer was off looking for all
Speaker 3: her gluten freak here She goes, you've split your pants.
Speaker 1: Let's just paint a visual here.
Speaker 4: You've got a pair of split pants and you're in
Speaker 4: full as aggressive as it gets.
Speaker 1: Bent over mode. That's good.
Speaker 4: That's that's confronting. Even when I imagine it, let alone see
Speaker 4: it in the flesh.
Speaker 3: They weren't actually they weren't pantsy that they were shorts
Speaker 3: and oh my god, you know that old expression. They
Speaker 3: were split from a holder. You know what they were?
Speaker 3: They really were?
Speaker 1: And did you not feel that?
Speaker 3: Well? I didn't. I didn't until I did, so then
Speaker 3: I started to feel around. I went, oh my god,
Speaker 3: somehow how long has that been like that? She's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Know, streaming down her face. I know, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's real. I don't know what's fake.
Speaker 3: And so I'm madly pulling my T shirt down like
Speaker 3: that as I'm grabbing my knife block and all the
Speaker 3: accompanying knights that I can, knives that I can buy
Speaker 3: on points, and I'm struggling out of coals. And I
Speaker 3: looked at her in the car, and she just looked
Speaker 3: at me, and she goes, oh my god, mom, there's
Speaker 3: been some moments but that's probably the worst.
Speaker 1: Can you can you say which coals it was?
Speaker 3: It was the avenues. I'm always at the avenue.
Speaker 1: You can never go back there.
Speaker 3: Well, I have to because I've got to redeem my
Speaker 3: points to get my knives. Did she take to her
Speaker 3: own shorts with those knives?
Speaker 4: Everyone's painting a picture right now and do with it
Speaker 4: what you want. But yeah, we're all in the same
Speaker 4: boat now as well.
Speaker 3: There are photos. So when I got home, my husband
Speaker 3: thought it was hilarious, so he took a couple of
Speaker 3: photos of me at the fridge with my said split
Speaker 3: and I said, I'll send me those. He goes, don't
Speaker 3: you dare? Send them to Nova? Don't you dare? They'll
Speaker 3: put them on the socials. And I was like, no,
Speaker 3: they won't if I tell them not too. He goes,
Speaker 3: they want the clicks.
Speaker 4: Are you saying that if people go to Jodie and
Speaker 4: Hazy right now on Instagram?
Speaker 1: It might be up there. Let's talk exercise Jones.
Speaker 3: Okay, well this is an interesting one. This was on
Speaker 3: the project. Packing your weekly exercise into two days is
Speaker 3: as good as spreading it out, and you study has shown,
Speaker 3: so we can exercise warriors rejoice, particularly those people that
Speaker 3: don't get time to exercise during the week. It doesn't
Speaker 3: matter because the study found as long as participants had
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty minutes of moderate exercise each week,
Speaker 3: like a brisk walk, a swimmer or cycle, or seventy
Speaker 3: five minutes a vigorous physical activity, there was no difference
Speaker 3: between those who spread the one hundred and fifty minutes
Speaker 3: out over the course of the week.
Speaker 4: Thoughts, what I will say is seventy four and it's
Speaker 4: a vigorous activity. That's a lot of cardio.
Speaker 3: On one city it's an hour and fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems like a hell of a lot.
Speaker 4: And also we'll just start having a bit of a
Speaker 4: chat off here about this involving producer Flack. And yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm built in the exact same way. Monday, definitely Monday
Speaker 4: to Friday, and I won't touch a drop of alcohol.
Speaker 1: But then all of a sudden, it's.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, all those bees that I could have had
Speaker 4: if I was having one to two stand drinks tonight.
Speaker 4: I sort of cram into Friday and Saturday night, but
Speaker 4: not to get drunk just because it tastes delicious. And yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't think it's really healthy to sit there and
Speaker 4: on a Friday night be like, I've been so good
Speaker 4: during the week, I'll have six to eight beers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost like you've deprived yourself and then you
Speaker 3: spoil yourself. Yeah on a Saturday night. I don't mean
Speaker 3: to be to take a serious note on this, but
Speaker 3: I think it's at I just think it's a little
Speaker 3: bit irresponsible in that I exercise for my mental health
Speaker 3: as much as my physical. So I try and do
Speaker 3: half an hour a day if I and even if
Speaker 3: that's just walking the dog whatever, Okay, okay, So it
Speaker 3: keeps me saying, is what I'm trying to say. So
Speaker 3: if I'm not doing that during the week, my mental
Speaker 3: health is going to deteriorate. If I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: cram like a minute, an hour and fifteen in on
Speaker 3: a Saturday, it's not going to help me during the week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need that as well. Literally, when I do exercise,
Speaker 4: particularly during the week.
Speaker 3: Is when neglected glutes.
Speaker 1: I certainly to get them so again they're getting smaller.
Speaker 4: Everything else is getting plenty of blood flow except for
Speaker 4: my glutes. That's why I'm built like a French bulldog. Ay,
Speaker 4: that's what I think, clearer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes during or just after a cardio session, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I should send a lovely text to this person.
Speaker 1: But then, but then do you ever get that?
Speaker 4: I think it's because the endorphins are running, and then
Speaker 4: within ten minutes it fades.
Speaker 3: You forget and I forget.
Speaker 1: I know it never happens.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: During a run, I'm like, oh, I should tell this
Speaker 4: person what I think, which is really really nice. Or
Speaker 4: I should call this person because I meant to call
Speaker 4: them back like six months ago. And then eventually the
Speaker 4: last and orphin rings through my brain and the just
Speaker 4: fades on and.
Speaker 3: Then it's gone, and then that person never hears from
Speaker 3: you again, and the relationship flounders.
Speaker 1: But it's the thought that counts.
Speaker 4: Hazy live from Alvin Primary School for Friday's Larva your school,
Speaker 4: Good morning, your father. He's on the money and naughty
Speaker 4: at six nothing not for us to just be a
Speaker 4: little bit more blue before he straighten up up to
Speaker 4: seven o'clock. Shall And look, it's even more risky when
Speaker 4: we do it out of school, So you've got to
Speaker 4: be so careful.
Speaker 3: You're so very careful. Who is Phil just fifty eight
Speaker 3: percent more nervous when I'm at a school doing naughty
Speaker 3: at six forty.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I like that, Staf.
Speaker 4: Let's talk bums, shall we? What's without attraction to bums?
Speaker 1: And women and men? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Women?
Speaker 1: Can I just ask something? Are women attracted to a
Speaker 1: man's bum?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be? What wonder if you knew what happens
Speaker 1: down there? You really shouldn't be.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to ask me what makes
Speaker 3: a nice man's bum?
Speaker 1: Tell me that?
Speaker 3: So I think what I've worked out over the years
Speaker 3: is how it like it like sort of at the
Speaker 3: top of you, but like it's nice and muscly, and
Speaker 3: it sits.
Speaker 1: Up, you know, So it's nice and perky at the
Speaker 1: top half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's perky. That's the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 4: Like your mum's been doing bench press and the top
Speaker 4: part of its peck, which would be its maximus.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sort of sits up nicely like a little peach.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's nice. That's certainly not me. Because I've spoken
Speaker 4: about this before. I don't have a bunt. I've done
Speaker 4: too much running now. It was my newest resolution to
Speaker 4: do more squats but I haven't done it. So I'm
Speaker 4: built like a French bulldog, and I'm built like a
Speaker 4: pair upside down, but a pair upside down with two
Speaker 4: pairs his legs, because I've got big calves.
Speaker 1: My calves a bigger than my glutes. If it doesn't
Speaker 1: make it.
Speaker 3: You're not selling yourself due. You really are. My husband.
Speaker 3: We call him eg butt because that's what his butt does,
Speaker 3: is sort of sits up like an egg, you know,
Speaker 3: like nice and round.
Speaker 1: That's what you want.
Speaker 4: It's experts have now pinpointed exactly what it is about
Speaker 4: the behind that makes it so attractive to romantic interest.
Speaker 4: An intrigued study by a team of European scientists classic
Speaker 4: European scientists. By the way, hey guys, straighten up, trying
Speaker 4: cure a disease. No, we're talking bombs. Also, there's a
Speaker 4: war on your doorstep. But anyway, let's do a bomb study.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 4: Contrary to popular belief, it's not the combination of a
Speaker 4: large buttex and a tiny waste that we're most drawn to.
Speaker 4: In fact, both men and women are most fixated on
Speaker 4: the gap between the buttocks, known medically as the intergluteal cleft.
Speaker 1: Is that literally, just you crack.
Speaker 3: That's you crack.
Speaker 4: So what does that mean? The longer and biggie crack
Speaker 4: is the more attracted the opposite sex.
Speaker 3: They're saying that a long crack is more attractive.
Speaker 4: I'm sure the experts came to this conclusion after tracking
Speaker 4: the eye movements of volunteers who have flashed a series
Speaker 4: of images of women's backsides from different angles.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I don't know. I want to know where
Speaker 3: the scrunch bum short that the girls wear to the
Speaker 3: gym fits into all of this. Why is that? Why
Speaker 3: is that deans distraction?
Speaker 4: Well, I know what that is. That can be, professionally speaking,
Speaker 4: very eye catching. Also, I will say, in terms of
Speaker 4: representing the male species, were at Alburton Primary School, great
Speaker 4: little school. A little toilet attached to the gym where
Speaker 4: we are from my bottom this morning, of course, that
Speaker 4: particular toilet I think to be roped off for the
Speaker 4: next six weeks.
Speaker 1: So that's sexy.
Speaker 3: Not only do you not have an ass, but when
Speaker 3: it operates functionally, it's horrific.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that, ladies, dear diary.
Speaker 3: I'll context this later, but.
Speaker 1: For now, how come I don't have a Willie Beard.
Speaker 3: We asked the question what pump up song would you
Speaker 3: make a grand sporting entrance to? After a WBB, I
Speaker 3: strutted to increase with this.
Speaker 1: Good things to come? Yeah, buddy cries it's not just
Speaker 1: what she gets out early in.
Speaker 3: And as my husband tends me and he goes, Buddy,
Speaker 3: this should be a good inning, shouldn't it you? The
Speaker 3: Zoe is on co jokes well, I am the ultimate
Speaker 3: athlete in this room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, question. I know.
Speaker 5: I had to think long and hard about this, but
Speaker 5: then everyone else started thinking for me, and producer had
Speaker 5: a really good suggestion bit of a nineties.
Speaker 1: Classic for me to walk out to. Yeah, this works,
Speaker 1: doesn't it.
Speaker 3: She comes to beginning baby so to kill. It's brutal,
Speaker 3: but he's not wrong and has produces.
Speaker 1: He goes back to the ship.
Speaker 3: Sweet try. Speaking of sad single Zoe Hazy to spend
Speaker 3: some questionable relationship advice.
Speaker 4: Surprise honestly said, look, I don't think Cokasi this relationship
Speaker 4: going anywhere.
Speaker 1: That made things much.
Speaker 3: Much worse what they were.
Speaker 4: KENA to detract a person, I should have said, I'm
Speaker 4: desperately in love with you.
Speaker 1: And I see a future and I reckon. The girls
Speaker 1: would have just absolutely jumped with car and he's driven
Speaker 1: off and never come home.
Speaker 3: I mean, god, is it anyway? I'm so unhappy that
Speaker 3: I'm outnumbered in the studio by you to Where is
Speaker 3: producer Zoe when I need her? It's so confusing.
Speaker 1: She's writing this stuff down because.
Speaker 3: How awkward is it when you're that mum that ruins Christmas?
Speaker 3: The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back.
Speaker 3: It is happening this Saturday. I discovered that you're rid it.
Speaker 6: Sorry, maybe perhaps you might be making an appearance.
Speaker 3: Who knows. Maybe that was supposed to.
Speaker 4: Be a surprised ashag feeling surprised.
Speaker 3: Surprise, you're a pirate, hazy horr.
Speaker 1: Getting to carry So what's what's your role? What are
Speaker 1: you going to be? My son and I to be pirates?
Speaker 2: Beautiful, So Johnny Depp type pirates in the Caribbean pirate.
Speaker 4: I'm going to drink a whole heap of rum.
Speaker 3: And this was finally the week that songs the song
Speaker 3: song song broke Me. I think this is one that's
Speaker 3: done me and I think I'm done. I don't want
Speaker 3: to play anymore. It's not fun anymore. It's very fun.
Speaker 3: It's not fun. Just remember, guys, we're having fun.
Speaker 4: O cave.
Speaker 3: You walking.
Speaker 1: I had some help, went over.
Speaker 3: And then he said what everyone was thinking.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I've got every ride to be
Speaker 1: open soft in this space. Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1: Wa good morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, how's your Willy be it one?
Speaker 1: Kiss mates?
Speaker 4: They were going through a Paul training with their two
Speaker 4: year old boy, and that halfways through the exercise of
Speaker 4: no aiming, shooting, all those types of things that the
Speaker 4: title looked up and said, Dad, I'll come, I don't
Speaker 4: have a Willi beard.
Speaker 3: Finally, it was Halloween. A nice surprise away to me
Speaker 3: when I arrived at.
Speaker 1: Work, What it's Halloween?
Speaker 3: Relaxed, and we spoke scary movies. Oh my. Probably the
Speaker 3: most important thing, don't ever feed him after midnam.
Speaker 1: Show?
Speaker 4: Do you already get the Christmas party?
Speaker 3: Get meybye on the street, makrief, So do all the
Speaker 3: Willi beards?
Speaker 1: I come, I don't have a Willi beard.
Speaker 3: Ow boyd and drunk pirates.
Speaker 1: I'm going to drink a holy of rum.
Speaker 3: Go off this weekend. Kings and Queens or my love.
Speaker 4: Jody, let's talk about them Menendez brothers.
Speaker 3: Yes, please, this is a.
Speaker 4: Situation that has gripped the planets on this thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so if you're not up to speed with it.
Speaker 3: These are the two brothers who were convicted of murdering
Speaker 3: their parents. However, as a side note, there were some
Speaker 3: allegations of abuse that went on in that household. Therefore,
Speaker 3: their argument was this was self defense, so they were
Speaker 3: sentenced to life without parole. However, that has been turned
Speaker 3: on its head in the last month or so with
Speaker 3: the US district attorneys saying, you know what, we're going
Speaker 3: to revisit there is new evidence. We're going to revisit
Speaker 3: this parole sentencing, and a data has been set for
Speaker 3: that parole hearing for the eleventh of December.
Speaker 1: See, this is amazing.
Speaker 4: So what's happened from there is that in November a
Speaker 4: judge will evaluate whether to take that recommendation they think
Speaker 4: that's going to happen, and then from there, in December
Speaker 4: they'll go to the prole board and they potentially get
Speaker 4: re sentenced, and there's a very good chance they get
Speaker 4: freed immediately.
Speaker 1: Mean, they could be out before Christmas.
Speaker 3: It's incredible. They have spent their time actually in prison.
Speaker 3: I've just been reading rehabilitating themselves. So they've been studying
Speaker 3: stuff like calculus and all sorts, trying to rehabilitate themselves. Basically,
Speaker 3: one of them has been elected president of the prison,
Speaker 3: if there is such a thing. Yeah, okay, yeah, so
Speaker 3: he's in charge the president of the prison. It's a thing.
Speaker 1: It would actually be quite a title.
Speaker 3: It would.
Speaker 1: You'd rather be president than not be present in a prison?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so true. And the other brother has spent his
Speaker 3: time helping other inmates better themselves. So, oh no, it's
Speaker 3: an interesting one, isn't it. You Have you watched the
Speaker 3: documentary or the Netflix series.
Speaker 4: I've watched Monsters, so I've watched the Netflix series. I
Speaker 4: still need to watch the proper documentary because I even
Speaker 4: watching Monsters, I thought a lot of this stuff. I'm
Speaker 4: not even sure whether it helps them or not, because
Speaker 4: we don't know what to believe. Because it is a
Speaker 4: Netflix situation, you know that it is prone to traumatization
Speaker 4: and things like that.
Speaker 1: But still they made everyone thinking of what is actually
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, this case was brought to light again
Speaker 3: via TikTok and all sorts of social media platforms where
Speaker 3: people like, if this had happened today, there's no way,
Speaker 3: given the evidence about the abuse, that these boys would
Speaker 3: have been sentenced to laugh without parole. So interesting, one.
Speaker 4: Are you saying that all things like this should be
Speaker 4: decided by TikTok?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: I think TikTok should take over the entire judicial system
Speaker 3: across the planet. Is there something wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? I think we can all agree.
Speaker 3: On that judges need to be dancing more, doing coordinated
Speaker 3: dances to things like Apple by Charlie XCX.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like, with the youth coming through now,
Speaker 4: that they would have more of an understanding of prison centers,
Speaker 4: et cetera if it was danced instead of verbalized. Totally right,
Speaker 4: So hecuffs the judge. Oh he's doing a cute little
Speaker 4: Charlie XCX dance. Yeah, oh fifteen years. It's Jadi and
Speaker 4: Hazy from Alvena Primary School for Friday's Lively School.
Speaker 1: Good Morning.
Speaker 4: Halloween was last night and can I just say, Jade's
Speaker 4: I am really feeling the positive Halloween?
Speaker 1: Boss?
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you like about it? Because this was
Speaker 3: in reality You've got three kids under six, It's very
Speaker 3: hard for you to get out of the house, let
Speaker 3: alone carry your wife. So this was your first real
Speaker 3: Halloween experience, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: It was because we probably only started doing it two
Speaker 4: years ago when Henry turned four, and now we've got
Speaker 4: a six year old and a four year old who
Speaker 4: are extremely keen. So that was the first time that
Speaker 4: I got to dress up because usually I have to
Speaker 4: work and I've changed my days and I could beat
Speaker 4: that because prime trick or treating is five to seven. Okay,
Speaker 4: Usually I get home at around about seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: No one needs, not your roster mate, It's okay.
Speaker 4: So anyway, sometimes I work on a Sunday and I'll
Speaker 4: go get a coffee that I'm getting sidetracked once again.
Speaker 4: So I did the roots in Croydon, and I knew
Speaker 4: that everyone in particular and crowding gets into it, but
Speaker 4: a lot of people and I still have sations with
Speaker 4: people saying, oh Halloween, it's so it's an American thing
Speaker 4: while we copying them. I reckon every second house in
Speaker 4: Croydon was into the spirit of things. Really, I reckon
Speaker 4: I would have meant about thirty new parents. Last night,
Speaker 4: the church down the end of the street had a
Speaker 4: big giant sausage sizzle. There was face painting, there was
Speaker 4: tattoo paintings and all these types of things for the kids.
Speaker 4: That is one of the best community events that I've
Speaker 4: ever been involved with. And the kids on such a high.
Speaker 4: The parents were loving it as well. It actually made
Speaker 4: you feel good.
Speaker 3: It's really nice an community.
Speaker 1: It was a fantastic program.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's lovely. My suburb goes absolutely mad for it,
Speaker 3: and I blame my neighbors, Sylvia and Frank. They started
Speaker 3: this whole larva. Like we're talking. They would fly in
Speaker 3: props from overseas. They got so heavily into it.
Speaker 1: Frank takes it really personally.
Speaker 3: Frank does on your Frank. And then we got super
Speaker 3: competitive and we're like, oh, we can't like this embarrassing
Speaker 3: for us. So we've sort of upped our game. And
Speaker 3: then the paper the road have gone even another level.
Speaker 3: So there's this fierce competition going on. We get thousands
Speaker 3: of children through our street. We gave away fifteen hundred
Speaker 3: chubber chops last night, but we got We brought those
Speaker 3: big barrels right and at one point, so we set
Speaker 3: up the trestle table and the roster. We've spoken about this.
Speaker 3: We roster our children on for twenty five minute slots
Speaker 3: just so the parents aren't stuff. They're doing all the work.
Speaker 1: And one day the kids are genuinely put to work.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm standing on the trestle table and then
Speaker 3: at one stage I'm like, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 3: massive influx of people because one year my mother in
Speaker 3: law brought out some sausage rolls and then everyone started
Speaker 3: eating them, like the sausage rolls were for our kids.
Speaker 3: And then all the trickers were like, this is unusual.
Speaker 1: It's unusual to get something savory, but let's go for it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. And so there was about a sea
Speaker 3: of twenty kids that walked past the trestle table and
Speaker 3: into my house, and I thought, are they my kids' friends?
Speaker 3: Who are they? And then I've turned around and They've
Speaker 3: all started helping themselves, like dipping in, getting handfuls of
Speaker 3: the chopper chaps out of the big tin. And then
Speaker 3: I've spied one woman and a child and I've gone,
Speaker 3: I don't know you, and yet you're standing outside my bedroom.
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 1: It's like happy Halloween.
Speaker 3: I could muster up to the wherewith a walk over
Speaker 3: to her and go, who are you and what are
Speaker 3: you doing in my house? She just grabbed a hand
Speaker 3: full of chapple chops and told her about the cap.
Speaker 4: She's like, it's Halloween, I'm trick or training. She's going
Speaker 4: through your jewelry. I'll take one of them, take one
Speaker 4: of them. It's hazy on over. Good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh this is how we roll. If you're tuning in
Speaker 3: for the first time, Battle of the Bangers two songs.
Speaker 3: You select one and I select one. We had a
Speaker 3: Halloween theme this week.
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness, I need to win.
Speaker 4: So the score currently is unless I mistake in twenty
Speaker 4: one to fifteen in favor of Joe's, you're almost on
Speaker 4: the home straight. Yeah, there's only about six or seven
Speaker 4: weeks left of the working in the year.
Speaker 3: Just do the maths.
Speaker 4: I mean, how much time have you got? Halloween theme?
Speaker 4: So let's go to your song first. You went with Disturbia.
Speaker 3: I mean, I really like, Okay, it's safe, it's safe.
Speaker 3: There's nothing safe about this song. It's a cracking song.
Speaker 4: It's a good song. I just feel like it's safe, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: all right. So I went with because Zombie by the Cranberries.
Speaker 2: Sing a long kids.
Speaker 1: Oh look at it go.
Speaker 4: So they love it?
Speaker 1: They love it. I actually do know it?
Speaker 3: All right, you got the kid vote. I'll give you this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Who would have thought the albut and primary school kids
Speaker 4: are big fans of the Craan reason it's so much
Speaker 4: the kid le.
Speaker 1: Roy hear we are?
Speaker 3: I mean? Are we on?
Speaker 4: No vote one?
Speaker 1: What's going on here?
Speaker 3: Okay? For the result? Camera guy Josh joins us. Now
Speaker 3: everyone jumped on board the Jody and Hazy Instagram page
Speaker 3: and cast their vote. And what is the verdict? Please?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I really hope it's going to
Speaker 1: be Hazy. There's going to be a massive letdowns. Can
Speaker 1: I get a drum roll? Please? It's Andrew.
Speaker 3: Zombie. Guys, disappointing?
Speaker 1: Are we delay here?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 1: Let's go here? I think they're all going for Auntie Jody.
Speaker 1: Never mind, there goes.
Speaker 4: That takes us to twenty one sixteen. I still have
Speaker 4: a heartbeat when it comes to Battle of the Name.
Speaker 3: What are you the Adelaide crows trying to make the
Speaker 3: eight No, you don't, gosh, you're tell me.
Speaker 4: If this person beats this person and Jody four foots
Speaker 4: for the next three weeks and that person has a
Speaker 4: drawer person yet, then maybe I'm.
Speaker 1: A chance just like the Crows.
Speaker 4: Your winning song is the Cranberries at Zombie on Adelaide's
Speaker 4: No Overnight My not.
Speaker 3: Don you sing a long kid?
Speaker 1: I thought we'd play the Cranberries.
Speaker 4: Here we are Friday, absolutely stunning time of the week.
Speaker 4: We know that we can speak to Ryan Fitzy Fitzgerald,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Fitzy.
Speaker 2: Can you guess what Halloween character I am as we're
Speaker 2: doing the show.
Speaker 1: Peter Gap.
Speaker 2: No, that's not bad, that's not bad. I've come as
Speaker 2: a zombie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have been at the Electric Circus for the last
Speaker 2: two nights on a huge bender and I am in
Speaker 2: La La Land. It's amazing celebrating Halloween.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did the makeup artist do that
Speaker 3: to your pupils? That's incredible.
Speaker 1: Now it has been a big one.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's do you know Australians spend four hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars in one day on Halloween?
Speaker 3: What do you mean Australian? The Oddi family have spent
Speaker 3: four hundred and fifty million dollars on Halloween this week.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It is one in five ozzies do it? Do you
Speaker 2: know the worst thing about it as well? Those Halloween
Speaker 2: lollies that you get from the cheap shops. The kids
Speaker 2: don't even like them. They get home and they'll smash
Speaker 2: a few lollies. First up, they stay in your pantry
Speaker 2: for twelve months. So my advice, here's a bit of
Speaker 2: a tipbit for everyone. Hold on to them. So I
Speaker 2: think I've got like lollies from two thy and thirteen
Speaker 2: still in my pantry and I give them to the
Speaker 2: kids now and they're off.
Speaker 1: But that's that's a great trick to do.
Speaker 3: Hey, Vizy. We were listening to your show during the
Speaker 3: week and incredible scenes that your son is allowed to
Speaker 3: wear his AirPods in class. What the hell?
Speaker 2: So he was doing very not very often he does
Speaker 2: homework at home because that they say now that they
Speaker 2: do all their homework at school, all right, And I'm like, god,
Speaker 2: how do they get away with that?
Speaker 1: Year nine?
Speaker 2: So the other night he had to finish off some
Speaker 2: homework at home, first time I'd seen him, and he
Speaker 2: was doing some poem for English and he had to
Speaker 2: dissect this poem for an assignment. And I went over
Speaker 2: and I was helping him, and I could hear music.
Speaker 2: Where's that coming from? And I could just hear it,
Speaker 2: and he had one AirPod in in his ear. I said, mate,
Speaker 2: you can't concentrate doing homework with music in a year
Speaker 2: And he goes, you're allowed to do it in class.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about, he said? And I said,
Speaker 2: what about when the teacher's speaking. He goes, no, we're
Speaker 2: not aloudy then, But once we were given an assignment,
Speaker 2: you're going to go off and do your own work.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to wear your rare pods and listen to music.
Speaker 1: What a different time.
Speaker 3: I know. I couldn't believe it when they're allowed to
Speaker 3: have phones in the classroom. It's different now. I think
Speaker 3: you have to lock your phones at the start of
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: Of well I do.
Speaker 2: I still rate the schools where you have to drop
Speaker 2: your phone somewhere at the start of the day and
Speaker 2: pick it up at the end of the day. You
Speaker 2: don't need to at lunchtime and recess.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: No, I remember at my school, and I remember my
Speaker 4: PDHPE exam in year twelve, and I remember putting notes
Speaker 4: in my back pocket and going to the toilet and
Speaker 4: reading the notes, then coming back and genuinely cheating and
Speaker 4: then returning an exam score of sixty seven percent.
Speaker 3: So you cheated and you still only got sixty seven sixty.
Speaker 4: Seven After I cheated, I think I got some of
Speaker 4: the answers wrong that I cheated on, which unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So we have established that you're a C grade cheater?
Speaker 1: Is that what cheap?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I love that you made Deirdre Hayes go down to
Speaker 3: the school and complain and just go. He cheated and
Speaker 3: he only got sixty.
Speaker 1: S My boy's brilliant. That couldn't be right.
Speaker 2: Can you please teach him to cheat better? Because this
Speaker 2: school is disgraceful in that area.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, FITZI, we saw you dressed up as Lurch
Speaker 3: for Halloween. You looked absolutely magnificent, as did the rest
Speaker 3: of the Klan. You guys are next level elite when
Speaker 3: it comes to dressing up.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, we do like to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we book week, we dress up, Halloween, redress up,
Speaker 2: and the first day back at work we usually dress
Speaker 2: up as well.
Speaker 3: And then and then Whipper on a Saturday night likes
Speaker 3: to dress up.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well a Whipper was Uncle Festa and guys, thank
Speaker 2: you so much, Happy.
Speaker 3: Hallo, haveay Halloween. Thanks.
Speaker 4: Last night was Halloween, yes, and it was celebrated beautifully
Speaker 4: by yourself and also Tiff warn you guys are part
Speaker 4: of Channel ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Use yeah. So basically it's a huge in our neighborhood,
Speaker 3: huge Halloween. We get thousands of upon thousands of children
Speaker 3: through and it's a bit of a tradition that Tif
Speaker 3: and I are building. She will do the weather from
Speaker 3: the neighbor's house and I will make a little surprise
Speaker 3: appearance at the end. So I was dressed yesterday the
Speaker 3: way I was in the morning. You and I were
Speaker 3: in the morning as these giant inflatable alien and grim reapers.
Speaker 4: So I don't know how to describe as well. So
Speaker 4: what it is that the costumes? It's an inflatable thing
Speaker 4: where it looks like you were getting carried by the
Speaker 4: grim Reaper and I was getting carried by a giant alien.
Speaker 3: Correct, like those big blow up dinosaurs that you see.
Speaker 3: So I did a little cross with Tiff and this
Speaker 3: is how it rolled out.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, hello little girl, aren't you a little
Speaker 5: old to be trick or treat.
Speaker 3: A little bit? But isn't this symbolic of our relationship?
Speaker 3: You look like hot Wednesday and I'm an inflatable grim Reaper.
Speaker 5: Well, Darling, that's what happens when you work seventeen jobs
Speaker 5: and have thirty children, but you still look.
Speaker 6: Good for it, don't you don't true?
Speaker 3: I love that we went into the office like this
Speaker 3: today standard Thursday.
Speaker 5: Might do that again tomorrow, He's something's fine, all right, Well,
Speaker 5: this has been a real treat.
Speaker 1: Nothing's tricky about it. But get out.
Speaker 5: I've got to read the weather.
Speaker 1: Wasn't really cute.
Speaker 4: Find yourself a wing woman like Jaddyody, because sometimes you
Speaker 4: just feel like sometimes Halloween could be a bit of
Speaker 4: a competition in terms of who can show some flesh,
Speaker 4: who can make what is supposed to be a scary
Speaker 4: situation somewhat.
Speaker 3: She looked sexy last night. I have to say. She
Speaker 3: looked like a hot Wednesday, Adam. She had the full
Speaker 3: make up, the plants and everything, And I'm standing there
Speaker 3: like an absolute twitt, like an absolute twit on the television,
Speaker 3: in a giant, inflatable reaper costume, and I just thought,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I didn't I didn't get the memo
Speaker 3: that this was hot Halloween.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean you because.
Speaker 4: On top of that as well, I'm not sure how
Speaker 4: you were going, but I was wearing my suit around
Speaker 4: the streets of Croydon. Boy, oh boy, I was a
Speaker 4: sweaty mess under that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here I go. Oh no, I was disgusting.
Speaker 3: I was gross. One other thing from Halloween last night, though,
Speaker 3: that I didn't realize, is we're having our garden done.
Speaker 3: We're doing a few reno's at the minute. And so
Speaker 3: Bruno the gardener came around and laid some fertilizer. And
Speaker 3: I was there last night at the trestle table with
Speaker 3: a rotation system with the children the roster, and I
Speaker 3: was like, numbers are a bit down this year, and
Speaker 3: I sort of wondered why everyone else, all the neighbors
Speaker 3: were really, really busy and we weren't so much. It
Speaker 3: turns out that fertilizer stunk. It stunk so bad that
Speaker 3: people genuinely thought we had a dead body in the
Speaker 3: front of the yard for Halloween.
Speaker 1: It too far.
Speaker 3: That you, Oh my god, is that the rotten corpse
Speaker 3: that stinks?
Speaker 4: Very happy now, So I introduced our next guest, who
Speaker 4: is an absolute star for Port Adelaide. In her first season,
Speaker 4: and that is Shane Goodie. Good morning to you, said running.
Speaker 6: Guys, you've just mentioned that you actually.
Speaker 3: Finished school last years, isn't it nuts, bloody youngsters? Just
Speaker 3: an incredible season from you guys, and you're going to
Speaker 3: play finals for the first time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty crazy being in a third sort of
Speaker 6: season of being in the conference and have finals around
Speaker 6: the Corner's pretty unreal to be a part of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so what will that look like? Do you
Speaker 3: think you've got the final home in away game this weekend?
Speaker 3: And then who do you think you might play? What
Speaker 3: are the sort of permutations here?
Speaker 6: So I think we're sort of just trying to focus
Speaker 6: on this Sunday against the Giants first, so we're not
Speaker 6: trying to look too far ahead. But there's a couple
Speaker 6: of different scenarios that can play out, So we could
Speaker 6: get a home final if we win, and then I
Speaker 6: think if Richmond lose. So we're trying to hopefully that
Speaker 6: plays out in our way and we get a home final.
Speaker 1: A do you reckon? Do you reckon you'll beat the Giants?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Of course, yeah, you're because they're playing eight dollars fifty Okay, right?
Speaker 1: And port Adelaid's paying a dollar row six.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it.
Speaker 1: Would seem that you guys going to go in as
Speaker 1: very very firm favorites.
Speaker 3: And we encourage gambling into school in particular.
Speaker 1: What's the point what would you gamble on that it's
Speaker 1: really not worth it? No, exactly what's the.
Speaker 4: Season being like, because it's been obviously your first year,
Speaker 4: but you know, we've been watching port Adelaide develop each
Speaker 4: and every year and now this is literally by the
Speaker 4: slogan history in the making.
Speaker 1: You aren't going to play finals. That's so cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty surreal to be a part of.
Speaker 6: Obviously, like I'm a first year player and sort of
Speaker 6: to come in straight away and be able to play
Speaker 6: in these types of games and sort of we have
Speaker 6: such a great list of girls, so it's so great
Speaker 6: to be a part of. And yeah, to find it
Speaker 6: was sort of around the corner is awesome to.
Speaker 2: Be a part of.
Speaker 6: And I can't wait to, yeah, sort of experience it.
Speaker 3: You're from a country town, Edinburgh on the York Pininsula,
Speaker 3: five hundred people tell everybody what you use to eat
Speaker 3: before a game back in the day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I love my playing Jasmine, right, So I
Speaker 6: had to bloat before a game.
Speaker 3: So yeah, just rice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a lot of a bit of stick
Speaker 6: about that, which I don't know why. Like, it's food,
Speaker 6: it's cards. I'm trying to prepare for my game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's food. You're literally just ticking off the box.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not about taste, it's about food doing what
Speaker 4: food needs to do.
Speaker 3: And what happened when the nutrition has got hold of
Speaker 3: you when you came to the club or they like
Speaker 3: nutrition was like.
Speaker 6: Eh, look whatever floats my boat, and it worked for me,
Speaker 6: I guess. So, but I've sort of changed my pregame
Speaker 6: routine to having us during meatballs. So still obviously carbloading
Speaker 6: because that's what we have to do. And then yeah,
Speaker 6: sort of just experiencing different foods.
Speaker 3: Really, well, no you're not, because you've got interially got
Speaker 3: meatballs and past stuff.
Speaker 4: Please tell me, Please tell me that some sort of
Speaker 4: source involving that as well.
Speaker 1: It's not straight pass from straight meatballs.
Speaker 6: No, obviously I have a bolonaise source with my meatballs.
Speaker 3: And we're not that plain far out.
Speaker 1: See, you guys are doing a bit of a plenty care.
Speaker 4: So we've also got SARChI Siam here and Abby Derek
Speaker 4: as well, two absolute stars. You wouldn't understand this, but
Speaker 4: the kids are absolutely running this because you're so young
Speaker 4: as well. So we want to ask you when you
Speaker 4: were a youngster, was there anyone that came out to
Speaker 4: your school, because no doubt these are the things that
Speaker 4: really real leave an oppression on kids.
Speaker 6: Yeah, obviously, being from the country, it's a bit hard
Speaker 6: for sort of teams to come out in that, but
Speaker 6: I think pros were sort of linked. I went to
Speaker 6: Millington District, so I think we had Hannah Button coming
Speaker 6: out and a couple of the Crows girls for some
Speaker 6: school visits. And obviously, yeah, when you're younger and having
Speaker 6: those girls come out, it sort of means a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, because.
Speaker 6: You can see the pathway and you can sort of
Speaker 6: be able to have that visual representation of that you
Speaker 6: can actually reach the top level.
Speaker 3: So it's awesome to be a part where you can
Speaker 3: and you have and your finals bound. It's an exciting
Speaker 3: time to be at Alberton. So thank you so much
Speaker 3: for coming down this morning. No worries for you guys,
Speaker 3: Thanks for having just quickly.
Speaker 4: I remember when Shannon Grant came out to our school
Speaker 4: and I told him I was play AFL.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even he didn't believe you.
Speaker 1: I was wrong.
Speaker 4: Good luck this weekend against the Giants. Thank you and
Speaker 4: get down there as well. Four point thirty on Sunday
Speaker 4: gets the Giants out in and over.
Speaker 1: We support the girls ahead of the finals.