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Speaker 1: This is the Fitzy and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: We weren't expecting this week to kick off with FITZI

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Speaker 1: calling Chrissy Swan.

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Speaker 2: This silly old mole is not what I was talking about.

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Speaker 2: Take it, I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, he was referring to what comedian Jimmy Carr had

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Speaker 1: once called Chrissy, which in her words, was a milf,

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Speaker 1: which she brought up with him when he joined the show.

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Speaker 2: And I never got to thank you. It is the

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Speaker 2: nicest thing anyone has ever said to me speaking of milf. Though,

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Speaker 2: what's the matter with her voice? That sounds like I'm possessed.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm talking to you like this. But

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Speaker 2: Jimmy didn't remember it quite as fondly. You prompted me

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Speaker 2: to have a change in my life. I got my

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Speaker 2: eyes lazers directly after.

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Speaker 1: Also this week, sorry, Jimmy Carr has another five jokes

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Speaker 1: about Chrissy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll let him go. I would now call you

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Speaker 2: a guilt what's a guilt grandmother? All Right, you've got

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Speaker 2: young listeners, and I don't think they can relate to

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Speaker 2: somebody talks. That's the big I'm not your nephew, Jimmy,

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Speaker 2: all right, take care, It's okay, Chrissy.

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Speaker 3: I still think you're a milk objectified me and I

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Speaker 3: loved it this wig.

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Speaker 1: It was announced that friend of the show Hamish Blake,

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Speaker 1: had been nominated for a Gold Logi.

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Speaker 2: For you guys, congratulations. There was only one problem the

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Speaker 2: Gold Logi group is I believe six women and me.

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Speaker 2: Now if you will, I cannot wins.

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Speaker 3: If anyone vote for me, they're a dog and have

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Speaker 3: to deal with a pr nightmare.

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Speaker 1: And he did put this disclaimer at the very end

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Speaker 1: for all the people that still don't.

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Speaker 2: Believe in accidentally themes like oh, you're just saying other

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Speaker 2: people I'll be like, you'll never hear from again. And

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Speaker 2: of course the guys had to have one more dick,

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Speaker 2: Congratulations you in the sisterhood mate.

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Speaker 1: Someone who actually did deserve their loging nomination joined the

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Speaker 1: boys on Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Julia Morris, our Lady Julia Morris of Gospeled on the

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Speaker 3: twelfth of June, I celebrated forty years on Australian television.

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Speaker 2: Haven't even had a surgeon, mind you.

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Speaker 3: This hangs down and slaps in a way where people

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Speaker 3: think we're talking about you next, and of course they

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Speaker 3: didn't pass off the opportunity. We were disgusted with Hamish

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Speaker 3: Blake for another stabb at, Hamish trying to inject himself

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Speaker 3: into an all female carsty for the gold load.

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Speaker 2: He should have come out yesterday as a lego version

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Speaker 2: of Hamish.

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Speaker 3: I thought you we gonna say you should have come

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Speaker 3: out yesterday, asked, I was not expecting.

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Speaker 2: I'm expecting that se On.

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Speaker 3: She hasn't won a logging yet.

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Speaker 2: Vote for Julia Morris. She's holding one, she's kissing the logging.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you like into my hands in that photo, by

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Speaker 2: the way, and that's why you're the best.

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Speaker 1: The secret still living longer is always on the mind,

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Speaker 1: so sits in Whipper.

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Speaker 2: You need exercise and good eating. No I try to

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Speaker 2: drill that into you for twel me.

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Speaker 3: But according to Melanie, when you hear someone here to hundred,

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Speaker 3: do you want to hear that they're knocking off her

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Speaker 3: glass of whiskey your day.

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Speaker 2: Or her grandma has cracked the coat? Tells where your grandma?

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Speaker 3: My grandma's ninety four years of age.

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Speaker 2: She polishes off two bottles of vodka every two days.

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Speaker 3: We joke that she's pickled from the.

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Speaker 1: Alcohol three days ago. She rang me up and I said, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Nan, how are you? She said, you got any clean rates?

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Speaker 1: Asking me for clean your for one of my cousins.

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Speaker 2: The Whipper did jump at the opportunity to invite her

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Speaker 2: along to this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, malt, would you like to join us on the

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Speaker 1: single cruise around on the Jackson on the harbor?

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Speaker 2: Is she up looking for another man? Yeah? Bring cruise.

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Speaker 2: So they got the ninety four year old legend on

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Speaker 2: to have a chat Lee from Choloroid at the age

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Speaker 2: of ninety four. How are you, Lee?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Good? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: What do you like in a man?

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Speaker 3: If we were to find someone appropriate for your company

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Speaker 3: on the evening?

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Speaker 2: Oh, a good lover? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Would you then, you silly old monk Lee?

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Speaker 2: Would I be able to have your hand in a

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Speaker 2: slow dance? I feel like we're flirting already. If you

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Speaker 2: bring a couple of bottles of schmoon off her in

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Speaker 2: that off her job, I would now call your guilt okay.

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Speaker 1: Whipper is certainly proven this week that he has some

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Speaker 1: encyclopedic knowledge of music.

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Speaker 2: Taylor's Old as Time Romeo ju h straight on Jovie?

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Speaker 2: Was it the same song? Draw me? Your was bleed in.

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Speaker 2: No they did. It wasn't a cover of this. There's

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Speaker 2: a line in that song that I used on BJ.

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Speaker 3: I can't do everything, but I do anything for you, and.

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Speaker 2: You are so music.

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Speaker 3: I do it for you.

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Speaker 2: So when it came to talk about the BTS reunion

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Speaker 2: WS BTS, No, you don't know much about BTS. He left.

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Speaker 3: BTS have been away for a year and a half.

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Speaker 2: The reason why in Korea you need.

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Speaker 3: To perform military service at the age of eight. The

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Speaker 3: reunion tour for BTS, they walk out on stage in

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Speaker 3: their military gear and then just rip it off. We're

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Speaker 3: back of the grenade comes out, but it's actually a

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Speaker 3: glitter bomb, and then they start with Dynamite.

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