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Speaker 1: It fits you and with her with Kate Ritchie Podcast

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Speaker 1: took the.

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Speaker 2: Young fellow Lenny for a haircut over the weekend. Do

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Speaker 2: you know what? It's amazing he knew exactly what he wanted.

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Speaker 2: We went into the Darling barber there on Darling Street

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Speaker 2: and Boomin and he walked in Kate and he said

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Speaker 2: to the book I didn't even know. I said, give

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Speaker 2: me your photo. You better make sure because you've seen

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Speaker 2: your brother have a couple of shocking haircuts.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's right, you had a bit of a woozy

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Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 4: Doozy. Yeah, woozy and a doozy.

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Speaker 2: So Lenny walks in and goes to the guy, Can

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Speaker 2: I have a texted fringe mid taper?

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Speaker 4: Can I have a texture? Is that a coffee order?

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Speaker 2: Textured fringe mid taper? And I want to hear from

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Speaker 2: hairdresses at the moment thirteen twenty fourteen, what are the

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Speaker 2: kids asking for these days?

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Speaker 4: Really stepped it up, hasn't he?

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Speaker 1: Because he's gone from the mullet to the rats tails

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Speaker 1: and or what but temperate? I then he textured textured

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Speaker 1: fringe mid tape.

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Speaker 3: Meaning you don't have a I would imagine this means

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Speaker 3: it's not a hard blunt fringe. It's got kind of

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Speaker 3: short long, it's.

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Speaker 2: Texteds Nathan Cleary. It's a clear right I want if

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Speaker 2: you're a hairdresser, you're going to the running for Kate

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Speaker 2: sweet seats as well. But if you're a hairdresser thirteen

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Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, what's the new? What's the modern? Jennifer Aniston?

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Speaker 3: Oh so what when people come into the salon they say,

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Speaker 3: I want that, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A Cleary, I want to clear it. I know, I

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Speaker 2: dare say there's a lot of kids that want Nathan

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Speaker 2: Cleary at the moment. So I then say, he goes

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Speaker 2: a textured fringe mid taper And I said to him, Lenny,

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Speaker 2: what's mid taper? And he said, I don't know, but

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Speaker 2: it sounds good.

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Speaker 1: But at least it sounds like he knows what he's

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Speaker 1: talking about.

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Speaker 4: Like that's a term, is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember when you used to go in and

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Speaker 1: you would you didn't know what to say, You'd just go, oh,

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Speaker 1: just the same, but shorter.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: I mean in the old days all you would say

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Speaker 3: is short back in sides. I would imagine if you

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Speaker 3: were a bloke. I was lucky. I always had my haircut.

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Speaker 2: On thet channel seven. Yes, I had to.

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Speaker 3: Have continuity, so I pretty much look the same for

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Speaker 3: a long time, and then went and got a fringe

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Speaker 3: cut once upon a time, and unfortunately I didn't ask

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Speaker 3: for the tapered or the text in texted fringe, and

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Speaker 3: I ended up with the mullet you know where they

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Speaker 3: cut the fringe basically two behind your ears and dummer

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Speaker 3: and I well, not quite but I cried for.

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Speaker 2: A fortnight on set.

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Speaker 3: I would love no Lemia.

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Speaker 2: My hairdress is thirteen twenty fourteen because mid cut as well.

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Speaker 2: When you know they go too short on the sides

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Speaker 2: and you could see kids and their eyes are starting

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Speaker 2: to well up and they know this is going to

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Speaker 2: be a disaster and there's no way back from me.

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Speaker 1: One of my dad's favorite jokes is when you go

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Speaker 1: into the hairdresser and you say to the hairdresser, oh,

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Speaker 1: can I have five percent off here, ten percent off

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Speaker 1: that side, twenty percent off the back, says seventeen percent

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Speaker 1: off the front, and he goes, mate, how am.

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Speaker 4: I meant to do that? And he as, you did

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Speaker 4: it to me last time. You prick one of John

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Speaker 4: Whip Flee's greatest jokes. I didn't think that were greatest.

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Speaker 3: That was going to be a thing about costs.

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Speaker 4: Why not of jokes?

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Speaker 1: Then he will go, oh, mate, I was in my

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Speaker 1: favorite position beside myself.

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Speaker 4: That's probably when I leave. Where is John doing?

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Speaker 2: Ti?

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Speaker 4: At clubs? Will take him anymore?

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Speaker 2: Because the other the AFL one is Nick so Nathan

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Speaker 2: Clearly and Nick Dakos. I'm now being told that a

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Speaker 2: lot of kids these are boys, but girls are girls.

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Speaker 2: Asking for Taylor Swift's.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's her hair doing at the moment.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like, does she have it looked mullety.

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Speaker 3: She did a lob, which is like when you've got

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Speaker 3: long hair but you tuck it up under as a bob.

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Speaker 3: But I think that's because she was trying to make

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Speaker 3: it look like the old album.

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Speaker 2: I personally go in and I asked for.

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Speaker 3: The Margo Robbie.

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Speaker 2: What's that just down the front middle Park?

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Speaker 4: Thanks Whip, I haven't been yet.

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Speaker 2: Do you know who?

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Speaker 3: What I was wondering the other day because I'm a

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Speaker 3: big fan of Kate Middleton, Well she's not that anymore.

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Speaker 3: She's the duchess.

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Speaker 4: You are Middleton.

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Speaker 3: No, but she's recently had the fringe cut in. If

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Speaker 3: you notice that she's got bangs, which is what my

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Speaker 3: nine year old calls, I think.

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Speaker 2: There's something only women enough lives.

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Speaker 3: And I'm looking at her thinking, oh, And I didn't

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Speaker 3: think whether she looked good or bad, because I think

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Speaker 3: she always looks amazing and I'm a massive, massive, massive fan.

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Speaker 3: But I had that question of has she regretted the fringe?

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Speaker 3: Because I can tell you everyone in their lifetime has

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Speaker 3: regretted getting a fringe.

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Speaker 2: What about the guy, the guy that recently passed away,

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Speaker 2: who spent over one hundred thousand dollars to look like

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Speaker 2: David Beckham. It's just unfortunately he waited extra forty kilos

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Speaker 2: than David Beckham and he had too much surgery. He

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Speaker 2: does away from my surgery. Yes, he was so obsessed,

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Speaker 2: so obsessed with Beckham. He just kept going and going.

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Speaker 2: What's happened to What do you get?

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Speaker 3: You get an infection or your organs shut down?

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Speaker 2: When he tried to get a lot of fat cut

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Speaker 2: off the bottle?

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Speaker 4: Right, which can go wrong? Jamie Lean Schofield's what happened

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Speaker 4: to you? Jamie?

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Speaker 1: Is there something in particular you order at the hairdresser.

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Speaker 4: I'm just my fault, so I don't order anything. But

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Speaker 4: a lot of women are asking for a wolf haircut.

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Speaker 4: A what a wolf haircut?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 3: They really lad?

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Speaker 4: Really short around the front, but still keeping the lenk

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Speaker 4: wolf a wolf? Why is it a wolf? Wolf? It's

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Speaker 4: a craze at the moment.

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Speaker 2: I will have to have a look.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a mullet to me. A woman a wolf,

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Speaker 3: A woman smart mullet, Like.

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Speaker 4: What does a stand for? Why is it called a wolf?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea, It's just what they want.

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Speaker 2: Coming. Well. That's what like when Lenny said when he

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Speaker 2: was talking about a textured fringe mid taper. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: got that from somewhere.

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Speaker 4: You know what he's doing. He's trying to crowd his

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Speaker 4: own style. So people go in and go I'll have

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Speaker 4: the Lenny. Thanks mate.

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Speaker 2: The guy put a bit of hairspray in there as well.

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Speaker 2: He was not a p Afterwards, he said, Dad, get

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Speaker 2: me home, straight into the shower.

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Speaker 4: Are you googling the wolf?

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Speaker 3: I'm having a look.

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Speaker 4: What the wolf? I'm coming in.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming in with a wolfed tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wolfed it up.

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