Speaker 1: Quick get you the morning every day, Adelaides Jose who
Speaker 1: ever stopped and wondered exactly what potentially your spirit animal
Speaker 1: might be?
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't spent a lot of time on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I've often wondered, and I think I've found my exact
Speaker 1: spirit animal based on my social behaviors, and I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of people can connect with me, particularly
Speaker 1: my wife. Okay, cheaters are so shy and socially awkward
Speaker 1: that zoos sometimes pair them with emotional support dogs.
Speaker 3: That's right, there's a bit of cheater and all of this.
Speaker 1: I feel cheaters might be the biggest cats and fastest
Speaker 1: animals on earth.
Speaker 3: It's quite flex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very sensitive beings, and they get so anxious
Speaker 1: that I don't know how to socialize with each other,
Speaker 1: and they get too stressed to procreate. So what they
Speaker 1: do is, in some of these zoos they pair them
Speaker 1: with dogs, in particular golden retrievers, because everyone locks a retriever.
Speaker 1: Retrievers bring the best out of each other, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, they're calmer, they're more relaxed, and they
Speaker 1: mate with each other.
Speaker 4: I have so many questions. Okay, firstly, how do they
Speaker 4: know that a cheat is feeling anxious?
Speaker 2: How do they know.
Speaker 3: That with the dog?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: How do the zoo keepers know that the cheatera is
Speaker 4: feeling nervous?
Speaker 1: Probably just a ratic behavior, probably because you're wondering why
Speaker 1: they're not outprocreating and that chain is off in the
Speaker 1: corner watching its favorite Netflix show which has seen four
Speaker 1: or five times before, unlocked in its basement.
Speaker 2: That's one sign.
Speaker 4: But the second question is why doesn't I thought cheaters
Speaker 4: were quite aggressive? Is it not turning on the Golden Retriever?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 1: Gold What about Golden retrievers as well? They'll even be
Speaker 1: mates with a Cheaterah, they could get more than destroyed
Speaker 1: in an instant. They're like, no, it's that we'll be friends,
Speaker 1: We'll be fred cheat is just misunderstood, and the Golden Retriever's.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, so true to just picture. It's just sort
Speaker 2: of like following the little cheetoh around, you wouldn't be
Speaker 2: able to keep up.
Speaker 1: It just sort of makes me feel like we're all
Speaker 1: the same. So don't think it's just you. We're all
Speaker 1: cheaters at some stage. Okay, we're all so socially awkward
Speaker 1: and not up for it. It stopped me from going
Speaker 1: to so many places when I know there's going to
Speaker 1: be some sort of planned social interaction.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get quite awkward sometimes it's school pickups.
Speaker 4: Watching you trying to wrap up two things, watching you
Speaker 4: attempt small talk but then attempt to wrap up the
Speaker 4: conversation up do you run out of small talk? Is
Speaker 4: a human sight to bother.
Speaker 3: Emotional support dog. Place emotional support dog over here. I
Speaker 3: need to know, I need to know now, I.
Speaker 6: Need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 3: What's in the news today is what you need to know?
Speaker 2: What you need to know with Jody and dy.
Speaker 1: Ah, oh my very goodness, the words not on in
Speaker 1: South Australia and the leads on inside the four walls
Speaker 1: of our footy club because we know we have to
Speaker 1: stay in that space.
Speaker 3: Matthew, Nick's just keeping a lid on things. Lids off
Speaker 3: everyone else, I'll.
Speaker 4: Everyone and all the supporters have taken the lids off,
Speaker 4: especially after Saturday Night.
Speaker 3: Lid's been off about four or five weeks.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, it was a super impressive performance. That's the
Speaker 4: first time I've beaten collingwad.
Speaker 1: In how many years, Look, well, since nine years I
Speaker 1: think it is. Yeah, last ten games, Pies have got
Speaker 1: that and they've been so there's been some close games
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Finally, the Crows on the right side of it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure maybe there's a few little lucky moments at
Speaker 1: least two throws one from ben Gez to Isaac coming
Speaker 1: and also Marcaine and look sure a raally Philthorpe should
Speaker 1: definitely given away a free kick when he just randomly
Speaker 1: booted the ball was about a minute to go away
Speaker 1: from the umpire.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, you take your luck sometimes.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, We've had our fair share of bad luck.
Speaker 4: The hadlow Crows coming into finals, so we'll take it.
Speaker 4: Did you see which was quite cute? Nick Daykos met
Speaker 4: text walkers some before.
Speaker 3: It was that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he's one of the absolute best things that I've seen.
Speaker 1: And such is the power and the popularity of Nick Daekos.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like seriously, Dad's dex walker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, actually, I go for Connor and
Speaker 1: Nick Dakos is my best text.
Speaker 3: Site mate, mate. I'm one of the all time.
Speaker 4: Great I'm a Crow's legend, my kid gold Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: what do I have to do imagine not even being
Speaker 4: the most popular AFL player in your own dam that awful.
Speaker 3: It's such a kid story.
Speaker 1: And can I just say as well, I actually love that,
Speaker 1: you know obviously Texts and his wife Ellie are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go for it, go for a few, to go for
Speaker 1: the pies, get around it. You know what, We've got
Speaker 1: some connections. We'll make sure that you can meet Nick Daykos.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 4: What is not incredible is that Adelaie forward Isaac Rankin
Speaker 4: is now under investigation for an alleged homophobic slur directed
Speaker 4: at an opponent unnamed, we don't know who during Saturday
Speaker 4: Nights Win over the Pies. If this is the scary part,
Speaker 4: If he's found guilty, he faces missing the remainder of
Speaker 4: the season in what would be a massive blow to
Speaker 4: the Crow's final answers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is so obviously this history this year as
Speaker 1: well was this year with a power from Gold Coast. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Jack Graham not too long ago for West Coast and
Speaker 1: he was given four weeks off. Yeah, so look, this
Speaker 1: is going to be a huge story across the news cycle.
Speaker 3: Start. It's going to be a huge Sorry for the
Speaker 3: next couple of days. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: From here it'll be you know, from Collingwood's perspective, what
Speaker 1: they heard, if there was anything to hear umpires, Did
Speaker 1: they hear anything. It's an ongoing investigation. Yeah, and there's
Speaker 1: still a very good chance that there's nothing to see here.
Speaker 1: But it's a huge story that's going to start today.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well Graham got four weeks and will Poalcott five, So
Speaker 4: for goodness sake, that would that would be massive. Having
Speaker 4: said that, we can't believe we're having these conversations. Yeah, No,
Speaker 4: it feels very much at odds at all the education
Speaker 4: around this stuff. So anyway, watch this space because I'm
Speaker 4: sure no doubt more will come out today.
Speaker 3: As you say, absolutely.
Speaker 10: The following segment is for mature audiences only and may
Speaker 10: contain contraphic language and nudity. Nothing you'll see it if
Speaker 10: easily offended, well you're about to find out just.
Speaker 1: How your father he's only money.
Speaker 4: The dirty talking parrot. I'm sorry to launch straight in,
Speaker 4: but it's all I could do. In Queensland, an escape
Speaker 4: pet parrot named Rico made local headlines after spending three
Speaker 4: days perched around a busy shopping strip loudly yelling obscenities
Speaker 4: and sexual innuendos at unsuspecting shoppers.
Speaker 3: Parrots man okay.
Speaker 4: Witnesses say the bird's repertoire included you ready for this,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put my best parrot on, who's your daddy?
Speaker 2: Nice melons? And also mysteriously put the kettle on bee boy.
Speaker 3: Well, that one's learnt. That's very much a learnt trained
Speaker 3: call there from the parrot.
Speaker 4: Okay, So some pedestrians laughed, others were deeply confused, and
Speaker 4: one elderly man reportedly spat out his coffee when the
Speaker 4: parrots aest did something unprintable about his tree. Local shopkeepers
Speaker 4: said Rico seemed to work the crowd like a seasoned comedian,
Speaker 4: hopping between awnings to deliver fresh lines.
Speaker 2: I love Rico.
Speaker 4: When finally retrieved by his owner, the man sheepishly admit, yeah,
Speaker 4: I might have taught him one of one or two things.
Speaker 4: After a few beers, Rico, back on his perch at home,
Speaker 4: was last heard calling the family cat as sexy pussy.
Speaker 3: And that's where Ricco took it just a little bit
Speaker 3: too far. You know, like you're sort of flirting with it, Rico.
Speaker 1: You're kind of lovable and adorable and cute, and then
Speaker 1: he calls the cat a sexy pussy.
Speaker 2: At least he said that in the privacy of his
Speaker 2: own home.
Speaker 3: Job job, job, that is a good job. Monday morning, Jocob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three attempts at getting you in the mood with
Speaker 1: a bit of humor.
Speaker 3: Who wants to go first? Is that you produce you, Lucy,
Speaker 3: I'll go first. Okay, what are you going on?
Speaker 6: The attempt I see this morning?
Speaker 3: They just got to put yourself out of there, I guess.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 6: A boy was at a restaurant and he read a
Speaker 6: sign that advertised fat free French fries. He was very
Speaker 6: health conscious. He thought, great, I'll order some, so he does.
Speaker 6: He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries
Speaker 6: from the deep fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil
Speaker 6: when the cook put them into the container. The boy says,
Speaker 6: wait a minute. They do not look fat free. The
Speaker 6: cook says, sure they are. We only charge for the potatoes.
Speaker 6: The fat is free.
Speaker 3: Nah, classics just a plant word. They gets you.
Speaker 1: Gotta watch out for restaurants slaves in term, they'll get you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it all depends on where the comma is.
Speaker 4: Yep and anyone who tries to argue that potato chips
Speaker 4: are free.
Speaker 1: No, remember, when you're going through that phase, you're like,
Speaker 1: but what about the goodness of the potato?
Speaker 2: My daughter still argues that potatoes.
Speaker 3: It's wonderful, all right.
Speaker 1: My term two married buddies are out drinking one night
Speaker 1: when one turns the other and says, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what else. Whenever I go home after I've
Speaker 1: been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
Speaker 1: go to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
Speaker 1: I coast in via the garage. I take my shoes
Speaker 1: off before.
Speaker 3: I go to the house.
Speaker 1: I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up
Speaker 1: and yells at me for staying out so late. His
Speaker 1: body looks at him, says, well, you're obviously taking the
Speaker 1: wrong approach.
Speaker 3: Here, take it from a season pro.
Speaker 1: I screeched into the driveway, I slam the door, I
Speaker 1: storm up the steps, I throw my shoes into the closet,
Speaker 1: jump in the bed and say, hey, babes, how bad.
Speaker 3: And she's always asleep. It's a different approach.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, have you heard the joke about the
Speaker 4: lie detect Commissione No, So this dad buys a lie
Speaker 4: detecting robot and it actually slaps people when they light,
Speaker 4: so he decided to test it out at dinner. The
Speaker 4: dad says to the Sun, where were you today instead
Speaker 4: of school? And the Sun was like, h nah, I
Speaker 4: was at school and the robot slaps him.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay okkkka.
Speaker 4: I was at my friend's house watching a movie. And
Speaker 4: the dad says what movie and the son says, toy
Speaker 4: story and the robot slaps him again. The sounds like fine,
Speaker 4: it was a dirty movie, and the dad goes, what
Speaker 4: at your age, I never even knew what a dirty
Speaker 4: movie was. And then the robot flaps the dad, and
Speaker 4: then the mum burst out laughing and says, ha, he's
Speaker 4: definitely your son, and then the robot slaps the mum.
Speaker 2: Some real paternity issues there, robots. I need to know now,
Speaker 2: I need to know, I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what news today?
Speaker 2: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 7: What you need to know with Jody and as adelaide Ford.
Speaker 4: Isaac Ranken is under investigation for an alleged homophobic slur
Speaker 4: directed at an opponent during Saturday Nights win over Collingwood.
Speaker 4: Should he be found guilty your faces missing the remainder
Speaker 4: of the season in what would be.
Speaker 2: A massive blow to the because he is that good.
Speaker 3: Isn't that huge? Huge?
Speaker 1: Going by a previous similar situations was Will Power and
Speaker 1: Gold Coast, he's got five weeks and Jack Gray more
Speaker 1: recently who's self reported and was given a four week
Speaker 1: stint on the sideline. So this would be a massive
Speaker 1: blow for the Crows.
Speaker 2: Huge blow. Isac Rankin? You've met him on quite a
Speaker 2: few occasions. What's he like?
Speaker 1: He's good West Hadelaide boy, He's an absolute ripper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was Alex Neil Bouren who was in here
Speaker 1: saying he might be one of the most lovely and
Speaker 1: caring teammates that he's got. Yeah, right, Deutelaide Crows. So
Speaker 1: there wouldn't be a person that who has met Isaac Crankin.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't go in and say the most beautiful and
Speaker 1: respectful things that you can. So this is one of
Speaker 1: those situations where people are going to be quick to judge,
Speaker 1: which needs to sort of hold fire and wait to
Speaker 1: see what happens over the next day or two.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, no one knows what words were uttered
Speaker 4: or what's come out of his mouth. What we do
Speaker 4: knows this needs to be stamped out of the game,
Speaker 4: all forms of it. But yeah, I think you're right
Speaker 4: in just sort of call your jets before you know.
Speaker 4: We don't know what Umpire has heard. We don't know
Speaker 4: what Collingwood are going to say. We don't know any
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the big questions, isn't it. I mean, where's
Speaker 1: it come from? Has it come from a complaint from Collingwood?
Speaker 1: Does it come from something that the umpires have heard?
Speaker 1: Has it come from something that someone of the crowd
Speaker 1: has heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so these are all the unanswered questions.
Speaker 1: It's what we can guarantee is it's set to be
Speaker 1: a big, big couple of days in terms of this
Speaker 1: being the lead story for the Crows, given.
Speaker 3: Where they're at right now. I just looked up the micropros.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, does it get wrapped up
Speaker 4: pretty quickly like what happens now?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because the Jack Graham one was
Speaker 1: wrapped up very quickly because he's self reported, right, So,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of questions behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: What was going on, but self reported, I mean there
Speaker 1: was straight away. That's an omission of guilt. So here's
Speaker 1: the punishment and move on from there versus yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah this time tomorrow, cheez, we're going to know some
Speaker 1: new information.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely nervous weight the Crows fans on this one.
Speaker 1: Top sixteen Grays Across Adelaide Today Royal Adelaide Show, Family
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Speaker 1: like we're saying that a lot. Do you know where
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Speaker 3: It each and every hour without fail?
Speaker 2: Are we going to do it?
Speaker 7: Right up?
Speaker 2: Unto the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 1: Straight after the news next we're going to tell you
Speaker 1: exactly what this massive announcement regarding Benson Boone is. It
Speaker 1: would seem that Taylor Swift is well and truly during
Speaker 1: the rounds of the minute.
Speaker 4: Oh, the conspiracy theorists are up and about over this one.
Speaker 4: So obviously she went on her boyfriend Travis Kelsey's podcast
Speaker 4: several hours long.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's not worth it, though, I'll bet
Speaker 1: you the Swift is We're tune in for every single micro.
Speaker 2: Second, well exactly right now.
Speaker 4: On that podcast, she talked a lot about baking sour
Speaker 4: dough bread, and these cts or the conspiracy theorists are
Speaker 4: now suggesting that that is.
Speaker 2: A code for she's going to perform at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I haven't listened to this.
Speaker 10: I think Taylor Swift is going to be the Super
Speaker 10: Bowl halftime show performer. I don't think Tror Swath there's
Speaker 10: actually baking sourdough Brad. I think it was an Easter egg.
Speaker 10: Where is the super Bowl?
Speaker 3: The share gets in Santa Clara Levi.
Speaker 10: She said she's thinking about sourdough sixty percent of the time.
Speaker 10: It's Super Bowl sixty in Levi's stadium, home of the
Speaker 10: superhol I think she's doing the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Is going to do the Super Bowl? What bomb?
Speaker 4: Shell?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 4: And there's another one too doing the rounds at the
Speaker 4: moment that her and Travis are engaged, because when they
Speaker 4: were promoting said podcast, someone zoomed in on his home
Speaker 4: screen on his phone and it was a picture of
Speaker 4: him and Taylor and she's holding her hand up like
Speaker 4: that like you know when you show off an engagement
Speaker 4: ring with a rig Yeah, ah, what, I don't know
Speaker 4: if there was a ring or not, Like that's incidental,
Speaker 4: But it was the fact that she was doing that.
Speaker 3: What the fact that she had her hand up in
Speaker 3: that position.
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, No, I take that last bomb back.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous, seriously and remarkably through all of that,
Speaker 1: that little monkey in my brain it's still going, still
Speaker 1: going so hard.
Speaker 2: Okay, you bring content to the table, then.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is everywhere.
Speaker 10: Sealed section with TIF from Jan's.
Speaker 8: First is.
Speaker 3: There's Mike.
Speaker 2: Could start.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm just going to say this right off the back,
Speaker 4: because this is super exciting. We've got a four hundred
Speaker 4: dollars specsavers about you to give away here.
Speaker 1: So did you say four hundred dollars or four hundred
Speaker 1: rep because there's a massive difference.
Speaker 7: One hundred dollars four hundred simoleons.
Speaker 4: Yes, so that is sitting right there, but it's lucrative
Speaker 4: as a trader. We need your salacious wedding stories. What
Speaker 4: went pear shaped at the wedding? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I love a spicy wedding story.
Speaker 2: Had an incident with your mum and dad?
Speaker 3: Yes, I wasn't there at the time.
Speaker 2: No, I can't imagine while at your parents wedding dot some.
Speaker 7: Kids are I wasn't in this instance. They are approaching
Speaker 7: their forty fifth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2: Isn't that remark? Which is remarkable? And Linda and Allen
Speaker 2: are so in love still, aren't they. Oh I guess.
Speaker 3: Yes, story they are. Yeah, no, they are, and it's
Speaker 3: beautiful and it's wholesome.
Speaker 7: They're in love. We're flicking through the wedding album and
Speaker 7: I can't help but notice there's not many photos in
Speaker 7: the album. It was a lovely one of Linda as
Speaker 7: a head shot, a nice little family photo, but beyond that,
Speaker 7: there's not a lot.
Speaker 3: And I went, ah, there's the rest.
Speaker 7: What happened at the wedding was the wedding photographer got blind,
Speaker 7: not literally that also would have been a problem your
Speaker 7: photographers blind. He just got really into the drink's package. Yes,
Speaker 7: and so Mum and dad said all their photos were blurry.
Speaker 3: That's what happened.
Speaker 7: Sometimes all the photos of blurry. Mummy said they only
Speaker 7: had two roles of film to choose from.
Speaker 4: So Linda would have been devastated at the time, wouldn't she.
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 2: But also was he helping himself to the drinks package?
Speaker 3: Andrew, Yeah, you absolutely furious.
Speaker 1: Just can't get those moments back, No, how to get
Speaker 1: it back, particularly back in those days.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dad said it was full of the spirit of
Speaker 7: love and the spirit's package in general.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, it's so sad. And yeah, that's back
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 7: No iPhones either, so it's not like anyone else was
Speaker 7: snapping away going don't worry, here's.
Speaker 2: Some That was it, and then we wore.
Speaker 4: Then we went through the real put the polaroid cameras
Speaker 4: on the table pace, didn't we Can you remember that?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was kind of cool and trendy.
Speaker 4: People started taking photos of their own never reachions.
Speaker 2: Oh happens, may or may not have happened at my
Speaker 2: first wedding.
Speaker 3: If you've done that, grow up, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm just getting off done about sixteen.
Speaker 3: I remember in twenty fifteen, I went to a wedding.
Speaker 1: And the dad of the groom and the dad of
Speaker 1: the bride got into a fistfight. No really, if you separated,
Speaker 1: proper budges are thrown, and oh my gosh, I think
Speaker 1: for anyone who's been married, one of your biggest fears
Speaker 1: is someone from your family ruining it.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: Bad, that's very nerve wracking, because especially if you've got
Speaker 4: a few members of your family who are a bit loose.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your drink is my wedding as well. I
Speaker 1: nearly was a subject of my own wedding. I reckon
Speaker 1: it got too about nine to thirty. And your boy
Speaker 1: went a bit too it you.
Speaker 2: Too sampled the drinks package?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, but.
Speaker 1: On top of that as well, I had my groom's
Speaker 1: been in from like ten o'clock in the morning with
Speaker 1: an expensive bottle of Scotch whiskey. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do in those situations. Don't drink in self defense,
Speaker 1: I was drinking it. So nine point thirty I had
Speaker 1: to have a bit of a time out. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm missing for a good half an hour to forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. We regrouped, well, I had to regroup, and
Speaker 1: I had my brother in law who was filling me
Speaker 1: up full of water and making sure that I came
Speaker 1: back to life.
Speaker 3: And I just got there. I must say, it's missing
Speaker 3: from your own wedding. What can I say?
Speaker 2: When you went off?
Speaker 1: She never knew, She absolutely never knew, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty fourteen, This yes.
Speaker 2: Chelsea from Halleck. Good morning, Chelse.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 11: How about you?
Speaker 2: Good What happened at the wedding?
Speaker 9: So my parents paid for quite a large a large
Speaker 9: portion of my wedding, So in all fantas, they got
Speaker 9: to invite a bunch of their friends. Yep, and one
Speaker 9: of them was a bone drunk and she let Louie
Speaker 9: she got her ver drunk voter voting the jet and
Speaker 9: ended up rapping all of my jewelry off, causing a saying, well,
Speaker 9: we got kicked out about five times, keeping.
Speaker 3: You keep on getting back in. Oh see, that's probacy.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing where like mom and dad like, well,
Speaker 1: we paid for most of the wedding.
Speaker 3: We could come stuff up if we want.
Speaker 2: To actually talking about controversial things at wedding. We went
Speaker 2: to Josh's.
Speaker 4: Wedding last year, as you decided you literally wanted to
Speaker 4: hang from the rafters.
Speaker 3: Hang on, are you saying that I was a nuisance?
Speaker 3: I thought that I was best on.
Speaker 12: Well I.
Speaker 4: Didn't say it, but certainly the man on security at
Speaker 4: the venue came over and suggested you might have been
Speaker 4: being a bit of a usage.
Speaker 1: The hell of a move, though, wasn't It was flying
Speaker 1: through the air like Benson Boone caught the raft.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Bens and Boom. Good morning, Shelley, Good morning guys.
Speaker 12: How are we good?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 12: Well? I don't know about a scandalous wedding, but it
Speaker 12: was extremely stressful. I was the maid of honor for
Speaker 12: my sister to her second wedding. On the way there,
Speaker 12: she said, oh, I don't know if I can go
Speaker 12: through with this. I thought it was nerves. She was
Speaker 12: feeling sick, you know, as you do. And she said, no,
Speaker 12: you don't understand. I don't think I can go through
Speaker 12: with this. So I gave her the choice of I'll
Speaker 12: go tell everyone you know what, what have you. She
Speaker 12: went ahead with it anyway. And then at the wedding,
Speaker 12: she had her three year old there putting a little
Speaker 12: toy around and there was one of the Green's aunties
Speaker 12: on the dance floor. She fell over that toy fracture
Speaker 12: the hair leg and it was a compound fracture, so
Speaker 12: the bone was sticking.
Speaker 3: What an event then, Oh, and then I.
Speaker 12: Ended up with a migraine.
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 12: A wonderful day.
Speaker 3: Is memorable.
Speaker 4: I thought Shelley was going to say when my sister
Speaker 4: said that I didn't want to go through with it.
Speaker 2: I thought she was going to say so I gave
Speaker 2: her a valium and just.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Shelley Brooke from Evanston, South Good morning, Good morning. What scandalous,
Speaker 4: salacious thing happened at the wedding?
Speaker 11: Well it was my wedding and one of my bridesmaids.
Speaker 11: You know, we started with the mimosas in the morning
Speaker 11: and you know, got her hair makeup done and by
Speaker 11: the time we got to the wedding she was quite
Speaker 11: a bit drunk and we had an open bar and
Speaker 11: she got cut off quite a few times. Somehow kept
Speaker 11: managing to get more dry and at the end of
Speaker 11: the night I still leaving because we had a house
Speaker 11: to go back to. She must have watched her was
Speaker 11: in the bathroom and lifted her dress up and took
Speaker 11: are we on the floor in the foyer?
Speaker 3: Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 11: It was until the next day when the venue owner
Speaker 11: called me and said that they had it.
Speaker 1: On Camera's great great and she didn't.
Speaker 11: Remember any of it when I told her the next.
Speaker 8: Day that's not something I do. I can't imagine myself
Speaker 8: doing this. Well, he's a footage Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: All right, we need to take this one back from
Speaker 2: the city. Good morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: How are you goood?
Speaker 2: What a salacious thing happened at the wedding?
Speaker 5: So this was my parents wedding, many many moons ago.
Speaker 5: So my father brought his girlfriend to the wedding as
Speaker 5: a guest and then decided to go and have relationshiped
Speaker 5: her during the wedding or after the wedding, and then
Speaker 5: before he had lashed with my mother on the wedding night.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's the bomb show we're looking for.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then at the same time, when mom was after
Speaker 5: giving birth to me, he would be in bed having
Speaker 5: with her.
Speaker 4: Say that again, that last wee mom was having giving
Speaker 4: birth birth, dad was off having with his MISSI.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in their bed.
Speaker 4: Gosh, do you speak to your dad and his girlfriend. No.
Speaker 5: He then walked out when I was eighteen months old.
Speaker 5: And I have had tried her contact once or twice
Speaker 5: because my kids once started their grandparents or the grandfather,
Speaker 5: and he said, no, I don't.
Speaker 9: Want to do with you.
Speaker 5: And but he's still with that same woman.
Speaker 1: So for him, the gosh, the honiest man in the world.
Speaker 1: What is your dad Peppy La Puke.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, yeah I got for him, but yes, the.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend to the wedding.
Speaker 3: Thank you. It's the real power.
Speaker 4: I'm definitely sorry about all your childhood trauma. But I'm
Speaker 4: sure a four hundred dollars spec saves voutual some of
Speaker 4: the pain.
Speaker 5: That would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm still recovering from that. Yeah, that was a lot.
Speaker 2: It was a lot to take in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so if Lenna and Allen are listening this morning,
Speaker 4: your parents that they'd be going out, what's a few
Speaker 4: blurry photos.
Speaker 1: After dad's girlfriend to wed oh from pies first, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 11: Shake you.
Speaker 3: I need to know, I need to know now, I.
Speaker 2: Need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what news today to know just
Speaker 3: what you need to know.
Speaker 4: What you need to know with Jodie and Ady and
Speaker 4: he asked you this, do you think you could ride
Speaker 4: a lawnmower, one of them on ones for twelve hours straight?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Geez, probably not for twelve hours. We had a ride
Speaker 3: on when I was little growing up. Click went tom
Speaker 3: oh Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Really good stuff, but not sort of speeds anywhere upwards
Speaker 1: of about six or seven k's an now, yeah, well.
Speaker 4: These molls can get up to eighty eight k's per hour,
Speaker 4: these ones. So every year they do it in West Sussex.
Speaker 4: Dozens of dry drivers line up at the start. It's
Speaker 4: called Lamo. It's an annual twelve hour lawnmower race in
Speaker 4: Wisboro Green. So it runs through the night from seven
Speaker 4: o'clock at night to seven am and whoever goes around
Speaker 4: the track the most wins.
Speaker 8: There you go, fun game, there they go. Ohre it goes.
Speaker 4: It's a one point four kilometer course. The teams must
Speaker 4: do four hundred and twenty laps.
Speaker 3: Boring. That is boring.
Speaker 2: And also there's no lawn left. Look at that photo.
Speaker 3: It's done. Go get rid of the catchment area in
Speaker 3: the back because you don't need it. You don't need it.
Speaker 3: You're not catching any clippings.
Speaker 2: Reckon mowing, ovals and things for a living would.
Speaker 1: Be fun, satisfying. There is something incredibly satisfying about.
Speaker 3: Mowing a lawn.
Speaker 1: If my wife is this thing right now, she's gonna
Speaker 1: ask the question when it was the last time that
Speaker 1: you did the lawns Because I need to tell you,
Speaker 1: I need to stick up for myself. Right here, my
Speaker 1: wife does the lawns and you should see you should
Speaker 1: see her on a whipper snipper.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh my, can she cut an edge?
Speaker 3: Can she cut an edge?
Speaker 1: She can cut an edge absolutely perfect, the most perfect
Speaker 1: straight line, and she can do it almost.
Speaker 3: Jogging really so quick.
Speaker 4: Your woman, missus, My woman's a cat.
Speaker 2: Your wife is a keeper. There's no question about that.
Speaker 1: So when I when I do the lawns, particular whips snip,
Speaker 1: it's all it's all rickety and edgy, and it's straight line.
Speaker 3: So she's it needs to be studied.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Does she put lines in it like the
Speaker 2: Adelaide oval.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no, I'm not quite like
Speaker 1: I often I wonder how they do that as well.
Speaker 2: Well don't they just change the level of the catch?
Speaker 3: I don't know that would makes sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: What kind of makes sense? No idea, But yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what you meaning. It's like a zig zat sort
Speaker 1: of pattern.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh good moment.
Speaker 1: Chat mate joining us now is Damien hoff from Adelaide
Speaker 1: oval Hoffy.
Speaker 3: First question,