WEBVTT - Even Cheetahs Need Emotional Support Dogs!

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<v Speaker 1>Quick get you the morning every day, Adelaides Jose who

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<v Speaker 1>ever stopped and wondered exactly what potentially your spirit animal

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<v Speaker 1>might be?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I haven't spent a lot of time on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've often wondered, and I think I've found my exact

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<v Speaker 1>spirit animal based on my social behaviors, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of people can connect with me, particularly

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. Okay, cheaters are so shy and socially awkward

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<v Speaker 1>that zoos sometimes pair them with emotional support dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, there's a bit of cheater and all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel cheaters might be the biggest cats and fastest

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<v Speaker 1>animals on earth.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quite flex.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're very sensitive beings, and they get so anxious

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know how to socialize with each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and they get too stressed to procreate. So what they

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<v Speaker 1>do is, in some of these zoos they pair them

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<v Speaker 1>with dogs, in particular golden retrievers, because everyone locks a retriever.

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<v Speaker 1>Retrievers bring the best out of each other, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, they're calmer, they're more relaxed, and they

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<v Speaker 1>mate with each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I have so many questions. Okay, firstly, how do they

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<v Speaker 4>know that a cheat is feeling anxious?

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<v Speaker 2>How do they know.

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<v Speaker 3>That with the dog?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 4>How do the zoo keepers know that the cheatera is

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<v Speaker 4>feeling nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably just a ratic behavior, probably because you're wondering why

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<v Speaker 1>they're not outprocreating and that chain is off in the

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<v Speaker 1>corner watching its favorite Netflix show which has seen four

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<v Speaker 1>or five times before, unlocked in its basement.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one sign.

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<v Speaker 4>But the second question is why doesn't I thought cheaters

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<v Speaker 4>were quite aggressive? Is it not turning on the Golden Retriever?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not really sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold What about Golden retrievers as well? They'll even be

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<v Speaker 1>mates with a Cheaterah, they could get more than destroyed

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<v Speaker 1>in an instant. They're like, no, it's that we'll be friends,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be fred cheat is just misunderstood, and the Golden Retriever's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, so true to just picture. It's just sort

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<v Speaker 2>of like following the little cheetoh around, you wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>able to keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>It just sort of makes me feel like we're all

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<v Speaker 1>the same. So don't think it's just you. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>cheaters at some stage. Okay, we're all so socially awkward

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<v Speaker 1>and not up for it. It stopped me from going

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<v Speaker 1>to so many places when I know there's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be some sort of planned social interaction.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get quite awkward sometimes it's school pickups.

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<v Speaker 4>Watching you trying to wrap up two things, watching you

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<v Speaker 4>attempt small talk but then attempt to wrap up the

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<v Speaker 4>conversation up do you run out of small talk? Is

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<v Speaker 4>a human sight to bother.

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<v Speaker 3>Emotional support dog. Place emotional support dog over here. I

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<v Speaker 3>need to know, I need to know now, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Need to know.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 8>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>What's in the news today is what you need to know?

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<v Speaker 2>What you need to know with Jody and dy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, oh my very goodness, the words not on in

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<v Speaker 1>South Australia and the leads on inside the four walls

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<v Speaker 1>of our footy club because we know we have to

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<v Speaker 1>stay in that space.

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<v Speaker 3>Matthew, Nick's just keeping a lid on things. Lids off

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<v Speaker 3>everyone else, I'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone and all the supporters have taken the lids off,

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<v Speaker 4>especially after Saturday Night.

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<v Speaker 3>Lid's been off about four or five weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>So, yeah, it was a super impressive performance. That's the

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<v Speaker 4>first time I've beaten collingwad.

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<v Speaker 1>In how many years, Look, well, since nine years I

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<v Speaker 1>think it is. Yeah, last ten games, Pies have got

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<v Speaker 1>that and they've been so there's been some close games

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, the Crows on the right side of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure maybe there's a few little lucky moments at

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<v Speaker 1>least two throws one from ben Gez to Isaac coming

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<v Speaker 1>and also Marcaine and look sure a raally Philthorpe should

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<v Speaker 1>definitely given away a free kick when he just randomly

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<v Speaker 1>booted the ball was about a minute to go away

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<v Speaker 1>from the umpire.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, you take your luck sometimes.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, We've had our fair share of bad luck.

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<v Speaker 4>The hadlow Crows coming into finals, so we'll take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you see which was quite cute? Nick Daykos met

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<v Speaker 4>text walkers some before.

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<v Speaker 3>It was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, he's one of the absolute best things that I've seen.

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<v Speaker 1>And such is the power and the popularity of Nick Daekos.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, like seriously, Dad's dex walker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're like, actually, I go for Connor and

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Dakos is my best text.

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<v Speaker 3>Site mate, mate. I'm one of the all time.

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<v Speaker 4>Great I'm a Crow's legend, my kid gold Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what do I have to do imagine not even being

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<v Speaker 4>the most popular AFL player in your own dam that awful.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a kid story.

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<v Speaker 1>And can I just say as well, I actually love that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know obviously Texts and his wife Ellie are like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go for it, go for a few, to go for

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<v Speaker 1>the pies, get around it. You know what, We've got

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<v Speaker 1>some connections. We'll make sure that you can meet Nick Daykos.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>What is not incredible is that Adelaie forward Isaac Rankin

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<v Speaker 4>is now under investigation for an alleged homophobic slur directed

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<v Speaker 4>at an opponent unnamed, we don't know who during Saturday

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<v Speaker 4>Nights Win over the Pies. If this is the scary part,

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<v Speaker 4>If he's found guilty, he faces missing the remainder of

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<v Speaker 4>the season in what would be a massive blow to

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<v Speaker 4>the Crow's final answers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is so obviously this history this year as

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<v Speaker 1>well was this year with a power from Gold Coast. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Graham not too long ago for West Coast and

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<v Speaker 1>he was given four weeks off. Yeah, so look, this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be a huge story across the news cycle.

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<v Speaker 3>Start. It's going to be a huge Sorry for the

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<v Speaker 3>next couple of days. Yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>From here it'll be you know, from Collingwood's perspective, what

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<v Speaker 1>they heard, if there was anything to hear umpires, Did

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<v Speaker 1>they hear anything. It's an ongoing investigation. Yeah, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>still a very good chance that there's nothing to see here.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a huge story that's going to start today.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well Graham got four weeks and will Poalcott five, So

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<v Speaker 4>for goodness sake, that would that would be massive. Having

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<v Speaker 4>said that, we can't believe we're having these conversations. Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 4>it feels very much at odds at all the education

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<v Speaker 4>around this stuff. So anyway, watch this space because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sure no doubt more will come out today.

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<v Speaker 3>As you say, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 10>The following segment is for mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 10>contain contraphic language and nudity. Nothing you'll see it if

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<v Speaker 10>easily offended, well you're about to find out just.

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<v Speaker 1>How your father he's only money.

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<v Speaker 4>The dirty talking parrot. I'm sorry to launch straight in,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's all I could do. In Queensland, an escape

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<v Speaker 4>pet parrot named Rico made local headlines after spending three

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<v Speaker 4>days perched around a busy shopping strip loudly yelling obscenities

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<v Speaker 4>and sexual innuendos at unsuspecting shoppers.

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<v Speaker 3>Parrots man okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Witnesses say the bird's repertoire included you ready for this,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna put my best parrot on, who's your daddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice melons? And also mysteriously put the kettle on bee boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that one's learnt. That's very much a learnt trained

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<v Speaker 3>call there from the parrot.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So some pedestrians laughed, others were deeply confused, and

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<v Speaker 4>one elderly man reportedly spat out his coffee when the

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<v Speaker 4>parrots aest did something unprintable about his tree. Local shopkeepers

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<v Speaker 4>said Rico seemed to work the crowd like a seasoned comedian,

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<v Speaker 4>hopping between awnings to deliver fresh lines.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Rico.

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<v Speaker 4>When finally retrieved by his owner, the man sheepishly admit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I might have taught him one of one or two things.

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<v Speaker 4>After a few beers, Rico, back on his perch at home,

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<v Speaker 4>was last heard calling the family cat as sexy pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's where Ricco took it just a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>too far. You know, like you're sort of flirting with it, Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kind of lovable and adorable and cute, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he calls the cat a sexy pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>At least he said that in the privacy of his

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<v Speaker 2>own home.

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<v Speaker 3>Job job, job, that is a good job. Monday morning, Jocob.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, three attempts at getting you in the mood with

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of humor.

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<v Speaker 3>Who wants to go first? Is that you produce you, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go first. Okay, what are you going on?

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<v Speaker 6>The attempt I see this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>They just got to put yourself out of there, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 6>A boy was at a restaurant and he read a

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<v Speaker 6>sign that advertised fat free French fries. He was very

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<v Speaker 6>health conscious. He thought, great, I'll order some, so he does.

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<v Speaker 6>He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries

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<v Speaker 6>from the deep fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil

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<v Speaker 6>when the cook put them into the container. The boy says,

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<v Speaker 6>wait a minute. They do not look fat free. The

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<v Speaker 6>cook says, sure they are. We only charge for the potatoes.

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<v Speaker 6>The fat is free.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, classics just a plant word. They gets you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta watch out for restaurants slaves in term, they'll get you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it all depends on where the comma is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep and anyone who tries to argue that potato chips

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<v Speaker 4>are free.

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<v Speaker 1>No, remember, when you're going through that phase, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>but what about the goodness of the potato?

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter still argues that potatoes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's wonderful, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>My term two married buddies are out drinking one night

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<v Speaker 1>when one turns the other and says, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what else. Whenever I go home after I've

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<v Speaker 1>been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the driveway. I shut off the engine and

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<v Speaker 1>I coast in via the garage. I take my shoes

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<v Speaker 1>off before.

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<v Speaker 3>I go to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up

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<v Speaker 1>and yells at me for staying out so late. His

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<v Speaker 1>body looks at him, says, well, you're obviously taking the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong approach.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, take it from a season pro.

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<v Speaker 1>I screeched into the driveway, I slam the door, I

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<v Speaker 1>storm up the steps, I throw my shoes into the closet,

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<v Speaker 1>jump in the bed and say, hey, babes, how bad.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's always asleep. It's a different approach.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, okay, have you heard the joke about the

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<v Speaker 4>lie detect Commissione No, So this dad buys a lie

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<v Speaker 4>detecting robot and it actually slaps people when they light,

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<v Speaker 4>so he decided to test it out at dinner. The

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<v Speaker 4>dad says to the Sun, where were you today instead

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<v Speaker 4>of school? And the Sun was like, h nah, I

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<v Speaker 4>was at school and the robot slaps him.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay okkkka.

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<v Speaker 4>I was at my friend's house watching a movie. And

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<v Speaker 4>the dad says what movie and the son says, toy

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<v Speaker 4>story and the robot slaps him again. The sounds like fine,

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<v Speaker 4>it was a dirty movie, and the dad goes, what

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<v Speaker 4>at your age, I never even knew what a dirty

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<v Speaker 4>movie was. And then the robot flaps the dad, and

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<v Speaker 4>then the mum burst out laughing and says, ha, he's

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<v Speaker 4>definitely your son, and then the robot slaps the mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Some real paternity issues there, robots. I need to know now,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know what news today?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 7>What you need to know with Jody and as adelaide Ford.

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<v Speaker 4>Isaac Ranken is under investigation for an alleged homophobic slur

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<v Speaker 4>directed at an opponent during Saturday Nights win over Collingwood.

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<v Speaker 4>Should he be found guilty your faces missing the remainder

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<v Speaker 4>of the season in what would be.

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<v Speaker 2>A massive blow to the because he is that good.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that huge? Huge?

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<v Speaker 1>Going by a previous similar situations was Will Power and

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Coast, he's got five weeks and Jack Gray more

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<v Speaker 1>recently who's self reported and was given a four week

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<v Speaker 1>stint on the sideline. So this would be a massive

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<v Speaker 1>blow for the Crows.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge blow. Isac Rankin? You've met him on quite a

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<v Speaker 2>few occasions. What's he like?

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<v Speaker 1>He's good West Hadelaide boy, He's an absolute ripper. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was Alex Neil Bouren who was in here

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<v Speaker 1>saying he might be one of the most lovely and

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<v Speaker 1>caring teammates that he's got. Yeah, right, Deutelaide Crows. So

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<v Speaker 1>there wouldn't be a person that who has met Isaac Crankin.

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<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't go in and say the most beautiful and

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<v Speaker 1>respectful things that you can. So this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>those situations where people are going to be quick to judge,

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<v Speaker 1>which needs to sort of hold fire and wait to

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens over the next day or two.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, no one knows what words were uttered

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<v Speaker 4>or what's come out of his mouth. What we do

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<v Speaker 4>knows this needs to be stamped out of the game,

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<v Speaker 4>all forms of it. But yeah, I think you're right

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<v Speaker 4>in just sort of call your jets before you know.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't know what Umpire has heard. We don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what Collingwood are going to say. We don't know any

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<v Speaker 4>of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the big questions, isn't it. I mean, where's

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<v Speaker 1>it come from? Has it come from a complaint from Collingwood?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it come from something that the umpires have heard?

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<v Speaker 1>Has it come from something that someone of the crowd

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<v Speaker 1>has heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so these are all the unanswered questions.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what we can guarantee is it's set to be

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<v Speaker 1>a big, big couple of days in terms of this

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<v Speaker 1>being the lead story for the Crows, given.

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<v Speaker 3>Where they're at right now. I just looked up the micropros.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say, does it get wrapped up

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<v Speaker 4>pretty quickly like what happens now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know, because the Jack Graham one was

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped up very quickly because he's self reported, right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's a lot of questions behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>What was going on, but self reported, I mean there

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<v Speaker 1>was straight away. That's an omission of guilt. So here's

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<v Speaker 1>the punishment and move on from there versus yeah, who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah this time tomorrow, cheez, we're going to know some

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<v Speaker 1>new information.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely nervous weight the Crows fans on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Top sixteen Grays Across Adelaide Today Royal Adelaide Show, Family

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<v Speaker 1>passes not to far away again jokes. Yeah, we feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're saying that a lot. Do you know where

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<v Speaker 1>we are because we do.

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<v Speaker 3>It each and every hour without fail?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we going to do it?

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<v Speaker 7>Right up?

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<v Speaker 2>Unto the Royal Adelaide Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight after the news next we're going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what this massive announcement regarding Benson Boone is. It

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<v Speaker 1>would seem that Taylor Swift is well and truly during

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<v Speaker 1>the rounds of the minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the conspiracy theorists are up and about over this one.

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<v Speaker 4>So obviously she went on her boyfriend Travis Kelsey's podcast

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<v Speaker 4>several hours long.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's not worth it, though, I'll bet

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<v Speaker 1>you the Swift is We're tune in for every single micro.

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<v Speaker 2>Second, well exactly right now.

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<v Speaker 4>On that podcast, she talked a lot about baking sour

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<v Speaker 4>dough bread, and these cts or the conspiracy theorists are

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<v Speaker 4>now suggesting that that is.

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<v Speaker 2>A code for she's going to perform at the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't listened to this.

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<v Speaker 10>I think Taylor Swift is going to be the Super

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<v Speaker 10>Bowl halftime show performer. I don't think Tror Swath there's

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<v Speaker 10>actually baking sourdough Brad. I think it was an Easter egg.

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<v Speaker 10>Where is the super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 3>The share gets in Santa Clara Levi.

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<v Speaker 10>She said she's thinking about sourdough sixty percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 10>It's Super Bowl sixty in Levi's stadium, home of the

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<v Speaker 10>superhol I think she's doing the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Is going to do the Super Bowl? What bomb?

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<v Speaker 4>Shell?

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<v Speaker 3>God?

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<v Speaker 4>And there's another one too doing the rounds at the

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<v Speaker 4>moment that her and Travis are engaged, because when they

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<v Speaker 4>were promoting said podcast, someone zoomed in on his home

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<v Speaker 4>screen on his phone and it was a picture of

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<v Speaker 4>him and Taylor and she's holding her hand up like

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<v Speaker 4>that like you know when you show off an engagement

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<v Speaker 4>ring with a rig Yeah, ah, what, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if there was a ring or not, Like that's incidental,

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<v Speaker 4>But it was the fact that she was doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fact that she had her hand up in

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<v Speaker 3>that position.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, no, No, I take that last bomb back.

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<v Speaker 1>That is ridiculous, seriously and remarkably through all of that,

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<v Speaker 1>that little monkey in my brain it's still going, still

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<v Speaker 1>going so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you bring content to the table, then.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift is everywhere.

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<v Speaker 10>Sealed section with TIF from Jan's.

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<v Speaker 8>First is.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Could start.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I'm just going to say this right off the back,

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<v Speaker 4>because this is super exciting. We've got a four hundred

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<v Speaker 4>dollars specsavers about you to give away here.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you say four hundred dollars or four hundred

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<v Speaker 1>rep because there's a massive difference.

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<v Speaker 7>One hundred dollars four hundred simoleons.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so that is sitting right there, but it's lucrative

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<v Speaker 4>as a trader. We need your salacious wedding stories. What

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<v Speaker 4>went pear shaped at the wedding? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I love a spicy wedding story.

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<v Speaker 2>Had an incident with your mum and dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I wasn't there at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't imagine while at your parents wedding dot some.

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<v Speaker 7>Kids are I wasn't in this instance. They are approaching

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<v Speaker 7>their forty fifth wedding anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that remark? Which is remarkable? And Linda and Allen

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<v Speaker 2>are so in love still, aren't they. Oh I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, story they are. Yeah, no, they are, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful and it's wholesome.

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<v Speaker 7>They're in love. We're flicking through the wedding album and

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<v Speaker 7>I can't help but notice there's not many photos in

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<v Speaker 7>the album. It was a lovely one of Linda as

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<v Speaker 7>a head shot, a nice little family photo, but beyond that,

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<v Speaker 7>there's not a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>And I went, ah, there's the rest.

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<v Speaker 7>What happened at the wedding was the wedding photographer got blind,

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<v Speaker 7>not literally that also would have been a problem your

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<v Speaker 7>photographers blind. He just got really into the drink's package. Yes,

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<v Speaker 7>and so Mum and dad said all their photos were blurry.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what happened.

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<v Speaker 7>Sometimes all the photos of blurry. Mummy said they only

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<v Speaker 7>had two roles of film to choose from.

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<v Speaker 4>So Linda would have been devastated at the time, wouldn't she.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course?

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<v Speaker 2>But also was he helping himself to the drinks package?

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew, Yeah, you absolutely furious.

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<v Speaker 1>Just can't get those moments back, No, how to get

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<v Speaker 1>it back, particularly back in those days.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, dad said it was full of the spirit of

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<v Speaker 7>love and the spirit's package in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I know, it's so sad. And yeah, that's back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day.

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<v Speaker 7>No iPhones either, so it's not like anyone else was

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<v Speaker 7>snapping away going don't worry, here's.

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<v Speaker 2>Some That was it, and then we wore.

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<v Speaker 4>Then we went through the real put the polaroid cameras

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<v Speaker 4>on the table pace, didn't we Can you remember that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was kind of cool and trendy.

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<v Speaker 4>People started taking photos of their own never reachions.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh happens, may or may not have happened at my

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<v Speaker 2>first wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've done that, grow up, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just getting off done about sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember in twenty fifteen, I went to a wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>And the dad of the groom and the dad of

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<v Speaker 1>the bride got into a fistfight. No really, if you separated,

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<v Speaker 1>proper budges are thrown, and oh my gosh, I think

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<v Speaker 1>for anyone who's been married, one of your biggest fears

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<v Speaker 1>is someone from your family ruining it.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Bad, that's very nerve wracking, because especially if you've got

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<v Speaker 4>a few members of your family who are a bit loose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, your drink is my wedding as well. I

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<v Speaker 1>nearly was a subject of my own wedding. I reckon

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<v Speaker 1>it got too about nine to thirty. And your boy

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<v Speaker 1>went a bit too it you.

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<v Speaker 2>Too sampled the drinks package?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, but.

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<v Speaker 1>On top of that as well, I had my groom's

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<v Speaker 1>been in from like ten o'clock in the morning with

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<v Speaker 1>an expensive bottle of Scotch whiskey. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do in those situations. Don't drink in self defense,

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<v Speaker 1>I was drinking it. So nine point thirty I had

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<v Speaker 1>to have a bit of a time out. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm missing for a good half an hour to forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. We regrouped, well, I had to regroup, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had my brother in law who was filling me

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<v Speaker 1>up full of water and making sure that I came

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<v Speaker 1>back to life.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just got there. I must say, it's missing

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<v Speaker 3>from your own wedding. What can I say?

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<v Speaker 2>When you went off?

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<v Speaker 1>She never knew, She absolutely never knew, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty fourteen, This yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea from Halleck. Good morning, Chelse.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>How about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Good What happened at the wedding?

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<v Speaker 9>So my parents paid for quite a large a large

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<v Speaker 9>portion of my wedding, So in all fantas, they got

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<v Speaker 9>to invite a bunch of their friends. Yep, and one

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<v Speaker 9>of them was a bone drunk and she let Louie

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<v Speaker 9>she got her ver drunk voter voting the jet and

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<v Speaker 9>ended up rapping all of my jewelry off, causing a saying, well,

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<v Speaker 9>we got kicked out about five times, keeping.

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<v Speaker 3>You keep on getting back in. Oh see, that's probacy.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the thing where like mom and dad like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we paid for most of the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>We could come stuff up if we want.

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<v Speaker 2>To actually talking about controversial things at wedding. We went

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<v Speaker 2>to Josh's.

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<v Speaker 4>Wedding last year, as you decided you literally wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>hang from the rafters.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, are you saying that I was a nuisance?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that I was best on.

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<v Speaker 12>Well I.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't say it, but certainly the man on security at

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<v Speaker 4>the venue came over and suggested you might have been

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<v Speaker 4>being a bit of a usage.

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<v Speaker 1>The hell of a move, though, wasn't It was flying

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<v Speaker 1>through the air like Benson Boone caught the raft.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Bens and Boom. Good morning, Shelley, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 12>How are we good?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 12>Well? I don't know about a scandalous wedding, but it

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<v Speaker 12>was extremely stressful. I was the maid of honor for

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<v Speaker 12>my sister to her second wedding. On the way there,

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<v Speaker 12>she said, oh, I don't know if I can go

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<v Speaker 12>through with this. I thought it was nerves. She was

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<v Speaker 12>feeling sick, you know, as you do. And she said, no,

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<v Speaker 12>you don't understand. I don't think I can go through

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<v Speaker 12>with this. So I gave her the choice of I'll

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<v Speaker 12>go tell everyone you know what, what have you. She

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<v Speaker 12>went ahead with it anyway. And then at the wedding,

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<v Speaker 12>she had her three year old there putting a little

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<v Speaker 12>toy around and there was one of the Green's aunties

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<v Speaker 12>on the dance floor. She fell over that toy fracture

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<v Speaker 12>the hair leg and it was a compound fracture, so

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<v Speaker 12>the bone was sticking.

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<v Speaker 3>What an event then, Oh, and then I.

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<v Speaker 12>Ended up with a migraine.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, yeah, it was great.

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<v Speaker 12>A wonderful day.

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<v Speaker 3>Is memorable.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought Shelley was going to say when my sister

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<v Speaker 4>said that I didn't want to go through with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she was going to say so I gave

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<v Speaker 2>her a valium and just.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Shelley Brooke from Evanston, South Good morning, Good morning. What scandalous,

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<v Speaker 4>salacious thing happened at the wedding?

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<v Speaker 11>Well it was my wedding and one of my bridesmaids.

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<v Speaker 11>You know, we started with the mimosas in the morning

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<v Speaker 11>and you know, got her hair makeup done and by

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<v Speaker 11>the time we got to the wedding she was quite

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<v Speaker 11>a bit drunk and we had an open bar and

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<v Speaker 11>she got cut off quite a few times. Somehow kept

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<v Speaker 11>managing to get more dry and at the end of

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<v Speaker 11>the night I still leaving because we had a house

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<v Speaker 11>to go back to. She must have watched her was

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<v Speaker 11>in the bathroom and lifted her dress up and took

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<v Speaker 11>are we on the floor in the foyer?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my very goodness.

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<v Speaker 11>It was until the next day when the venue owner

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<v Speaker 11>called me and said that they had it.

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<v Speaker 1>On Camera's great great and she didn't.

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<v Speaker 11>Remember any of it when I told her the next.

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<v Speaker 8>Day that's not something I do. I can't imagine myself

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<v Speaker 8>doing this. Well, he's a footage Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we need to take this one back from

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<v Speaker 2>the city. Good morning, Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you goood?

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<v Speaker 2>What a salacious thing happened at the wedding?

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<v Speaker 5>So this was my parents wedding, many many moons ago.

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<v Speaker 5>So my father brought his girlfriend to the wedding as

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<v Speaker 5>a guest and then decided to go and have relationshiped

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<v Speaker 5>her during the wedding or after the wedding, and then

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<v Speaker 5>before he had lashed with my mother on the wedding night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, that's the bomb show we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And then at the same time, when mom was after

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<v Speaker 5>giving birth to me, he would be in bed having

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<v Speaker 5>with her.

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<v Speaker 4>Say that again, that last wee mom was having giving

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<v Speaker 4>birth birth, dad was off having with his MISSI.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, in their bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Gosh, do you speak to your dad and his girlfriend. No.

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<v Speaker 5>He then walked out when I was eighteen months old.

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<v Speaker 5>And I have had tried her contact once or twice

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<v Speaker 5>because my kids once started their grandparents or the grandfather,

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<v Speaker 5>and he said, no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 9>Want to do with you.

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<v Speaker 5>And but he's still with that same woman.

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<v Speaker 1>So for him, the gosh, the honiest man in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your dad Peppy La Puke.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, yeah I got for him, but yes, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Girlfriend to the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. It's the real power.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm definitely sorry about all your childhood trauma. But I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sure a four hundred dollars spec saves voutual some of

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<v Speaker 4>the pain.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still recovering from that. Yeah, that was a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lot to take in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so if Lenna and Allen are listening this morning,

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<v Speaker 4>your parents that they'd be going out, what's a few

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<v Speaker 4>blurry photos.

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<v Speaker 1>After dad's girlfriend to wed oh from pies first, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much.

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<v Speaker 11>Shake you.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know, I need to know now, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to know.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know what news today to know just

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<v Speaker 3>what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>What you need to know with Jodie and Ady and

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<v Speaker 4>he asked you this, do you think you could ride

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<v Speaker 4>a lawnmower, one of them on ones for twelve hours straight?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Geez, probably not for twelve hours. We had a ride

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<v Speaker 3>on when I was little growing up. Click went tom

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<v Speaker 3>oh Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Really good stuff, but not sort of speeds anywhere upwards

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<v Speaker 1>of about six or seven k's an now, yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 4>These molls can get up to eighty eight k's per hour,

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<v Speaker 4>these ones. So every year they do it in West Sussex.

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<v Speaker 4>Dozens of dry drivers line up at the start. It's

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<v Speaker 4>called Lamo. It's an annual twelve hour lawnmower race in

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<v Speaker 4>Wisboro Green. So it runs through the night from seven

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<v Speaker 4>o'clock at night to seven am and whoever goes around

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<v Speaker 4>the track the most wins.

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<v Speaker 8>There you go, fun game, there they go. Ohre it goes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a one point four kilometer course. The teams must

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<v Speaker 4>do four hundred and twenty laps.

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<v Speaker 3>Boring. That is boring.

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<v Speaker 2>And also there's no lawn left. Look at that photo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's done. Go get rid of the catchment area in

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<v Speaker 3>the back because you don't need it. You don't need it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not catching any clippings.

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<v Speaker 2>Reckon mowing, ovals and things for a living would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be fun, satisfying. There is something incredibly satisfying about.

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<v Speaker 3>Mowing a lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>If my wife is this thing right now, she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ask the question when it was the last time that

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<v Speaker 1>you did the lawns Because I need to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to stick up for myself. Right here, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife does the lawns and you should see you should

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<v Speaker 1>see her on a whipper snipper.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, oh my, can she cut an edge?

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<v Speaker 3>Can she cut an edge?

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<v Speaker 1>She can cut an edge absolutely perfect, the most perfect

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<v Speaker 1>straight line, and she can do it almost.

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<v Speaker 3>Jogging really so quick.

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<v Speaker 4>Your woman, missus, My woman's a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Your wife is a keeper. There's no question about that.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I when I do the lawns, particular whips snip,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all it's all rickety and edgy, and it's straight line.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's it needs to be studied.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, Does she put lines in it like the

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide oval.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no no no, I'm not quite like

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<v Speaker 1>I often I wonder how they do that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Well don't they just change the level of the catch?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that would makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of makes sense? No idea, But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what you meaning. It's like a zig zat sort

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<v Speaker 1>of pattern.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh good moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Chat mate joining us now is Damien hoff from Adelaide

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<v Speaker 1>oval Hoffy.

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<v Speaker 3>First question,