WEBVTT - Fitzy Opens Up About His Panic Attacks

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide's where before we're saying again, no one loves a

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<v Speaker 1>more than you and I, oh my very goodness joining

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<v Speaker 1>the good vibes this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like if it was a competition, we would

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<v Speaker 2>be Hall of Famers in this space. And that is

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<v Speaker 2>loving the absolute heck out of Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't it be nice to be a Hall of

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<v Speaker 1>Famer for anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Just one thing? Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Not necessarily just goo good things. I'll tell you what's

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you it's a really good thing. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to go into more detail after seven o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We did this last year. It's called gather Around Me

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<v Speaker 1>Jody and Hazy. This is your opportunity, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're the only station in town doing it. To get

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<v Speaker 1>to every single game of gather Around at the adelaide O.

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<v Speaker 2>See how good is that? So we're turning up with

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<v Speaker 2>a Pepsi collective. Can you imagine every single game at

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<v Speaker 2>adelaide Oval four day passes? It's worth fourteen hundred dollars Chaps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And I would strongly suggest that if you would

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<v Speaker 1>like to do that and participate, you register now at

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<v Speaker 1>the Nova Player to get involved, to be so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Like you mentioned a little bit later on,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go into extreme detail about Jodie Hayes's gathered around me.

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<v Speaker 2>Also this morning, Novos papers will turn seven o'clock. If

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a best girl bill and you want to

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<v Speaker 2>just hook you up for the weekend, please wrench the

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<v Speaker 2>ear via the nov player.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you mentioned yesterday that you were tipping Port Adelaide

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<v Speaker 1>to win last night against the bombs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, my tips were pretty good the

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<v Speaker 2>other day at tips dot com dot a you and

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<v Speaker 2>also via the advertiser and now not so good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's imported by a lot too, by the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it looked like that early they sort of

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<v Speaker 1>got a bit of a run on and then it

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<v Speaker 1>all just fell apart, didn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Did it really aggressively fell apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Wills fell off the Fort Adelaide train.

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<v Speaker 2>CAUs a whole lot to like about that performance last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Some good individual efforts, yes, but that's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boy, Jason nor Francis.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Dinny's best, but jas Bergman was excellent, Miles Bergmann,

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<v Speaker 2>Leal Lip, Christian Murray's was excellent. But the Bombers are back,

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<v Speaker 2>and that makes me angry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're an arrogant little bunch you. Who's that? Who's that

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<v Speaker 1>peanut with the peroxide blonde hair? Forward?

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<v Speaker 2>Cane corn? Don't you? Rag my boy? Game?

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<v Speaker 1>Never? I'm enjoying him so much.

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<v Speaker 2>In the commentary box, you are against anyone who plays

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<v Speaker 2>against the South Australia. That's really lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 3>contain all content, graphic language and nudity.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing you'll see it if easily offended, Well, you're about

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<v Speaker 4>to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Just how easily your father's money not if you just

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<v Speaker 2>tune in for the first time. This is a space

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<v Speaker 2>where we can basically do it we want. Nothing's off limits,

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<v Speaker 2>the naughty It's six Nothing is off limits, and that

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<v Speaker 2>is why I'm naked. I'm not naked Audio six forty

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<v Speaker 2>and then everything just sort of veers off in a

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<v Speaker 2>different direction after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we can become way more wholesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just get it out of your systems.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what about this? Ossies are asking chat GPT for

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<v Speaker 1>sex advice. I'll repeat that, ossies are asking chat GPT

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<v Speaker 1>for sex.

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<v Speaker 5>Advice better than asking Google.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I've got a slight itch and I've got

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<v Speaker 2>oh you've got yeah? Okay, Google, calm down. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even tell you where the itch was.

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<v Speaker 1>Does anyone feel like someone.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking from next very I'm speaking from a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right. So the days of doctor Google might

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<v Speaker 1>be behind us because more OSSI's are asking chat GPT

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<v Speaker 1>about their health, sex, lives, and pleasure. One point nine

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<v Speaker 1>million people one point nine million people have turned to

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<v Speaker 1>chat GPT for their health related questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Right do you want to go? Can you be our

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<v Speaker 2>chat GPT please?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to run through some of these questions to you. Okay, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>get ready to churn out some answer.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the most frequent questions that people ask chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 2>These are the top sexual health oriented questions via chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 5>Ready yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, what are the best ways to enhance it

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<v Speaker 2>sexual pleasure for myself and my partner?

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like if you have to ask that,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're not doing something right. And maybe don't ask

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<v Speaker 1>the internet, excuse me? What turns you on? Maybe ask

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<v Speaker 1>your partner what do I do that makes you feel good?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Chat GEBT? Why are being so passive aggressive? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to improve my sex life? Next one, how

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<v Speaker 2>can I last longer during sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Think of Auntie Beryl, Because.

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<v Speaker 2>With all due respect, Auntie Beryl's not doing it for me,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's going to make sure I don't get that

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<v Speaker 2>to think. That's a good one. I'm here's another one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got two more for you. What are the most

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<v Speaker 2>common turn ons and turn off for men and women?

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<v Speaker 6>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Well again variable? Don't you think like what turns

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<v Speaker 1>on Andrew Hayes doesn't turn on Molly the producer? What

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<v Speaker 1>turns on Jodyotti doesn't turn on Josh the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, unless unless you go to Jode and Hazy on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram and you see your little spiel about the South

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<v Speaker 2>Australian crickets yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there, then that turns everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree, But they have a very sexy squad at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck to the boys, you boys, good take it

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<v Speaker 1>home today?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the after party?

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<v Speaker 1>Yet?

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<v Speaker 7>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry? And finally the final question for chat GPT

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<v Speaker 2>for sex advice. Yes, I like this one again, asking

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<v Speaker 2>for a friend. Is my sexual preference or fantasy normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Do which? Chat GPT replies does it involve a horse?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Also and then probably similar to one of your early questions.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're asking if it is normal, it's probably not normally.

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<v Speaker 2>By Joe's final one, Final one, Guy, You've done so

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<v Speaker 2>well as our chat gpt bot, how can I improve

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<v Speaker 2>my sex life?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop using your hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to know now, I need to know. I

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<v Speaker 5>need to know. I need to know what news today is.

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<v Speaker 3>What you need to know, what you need to know

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<v Speaker 3>with Jody and As.

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<v Speaker 2>Spears.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So in the latest development, Spears took to the

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<v Speaker 1>dock of the Adelaide Magistrates Court yesterday. Of course he

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<v Speaker 1>is the former leader of the Liberal Party. He had

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<v Speaker 1>his hands folded behind his back and pleaded guilty to

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<v Speaker 1>drug supply chargers. So this actually it's quite serious, a

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<v Speaker 1>prison term of up to ten years and fifty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars fine if you know, we're depending on the sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>But unbelievable scenes because it went from him completely and

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<v Speaker 1>utterly denying the video and the hands off to the

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<v Speaker 1>advertiser in this instance because they have uncovered this video

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<v Speaker 1>and it's ended up in the former opposition leader in

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<v Speaker 1>court facing drug supply charges. It's quite unbelievable journalism.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think it was all true, because didn't you

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<v Speaker 2>say this?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I would never have done that, but I certainly

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<v Speaker 5>did not. That is very troubling.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat that was the journalist. Oh nor cat never never never.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the accident For me, I'm a sucker for the

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<v Speaker 2>Scottish accent.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he came out and said, no, that's not me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a deep fake. So that was his initial reaction

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<v Speaker 1>to the whole thing. And then the government yesterday, so

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<v Speaker 1>the Labor Party came out and put out a tweet

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<v Speaker 1>and said just had a picture of David's abuse in

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<v Speaker 1>court and said deep fake. Well quite aggressive from them.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I take you through what the Advertiser have done today?

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<v Speaker 2>Please do yourself a favorite. Pick up a copy of

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<v Speaker 2>the Advertiser because the front page ye reads and you

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<v Speaker 2>and I we love a punny headline. What are you ready?

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<v Speaker 5>Jokes?

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<v Speaker 2>He was a snorty boy from deep fake to deep

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<v Speaker 2>doo doo. And then, and this is probably my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>You go into the first page and the next headline

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<v Speaker 2>there reads I am David and Supplieth, Come on, do

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<v Speaker 2>you get it could supply it's not the lie, it's Supplieth.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give a man explaining a headline to me every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wonder because sometimes and we do it a

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<v Speaker 2>Channel seven as well, and if it's for like the

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<v Speaker 2>words that you see behind the reader's shoulder. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes I sit there and like, I can't come up

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<v Speaker 2>with anything, so I'll just be like football game, Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's not good enough. No, I need something punnier than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>When you get a good one, Oh, I tickles you,

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<v Speaker 2>It really tickles you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing better. There's no great to rush as a journalist,

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<v Speaker 1>is there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Sean Fuster who wrote the article here. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if Sean came up with it or someone else who

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<v Speaker 2>came up with the headlines, because they would be sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there patting themselves on the back, kissing each other if

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<v Speaker 2>they could. Yeah, because that is top shelf penny headlines.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really good. I don't want to delve too far

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<v Speaker 1>into this because it is before the court, so you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be a little bit careful. But God, there

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<v Speaker 1>is one thing I want to know in this situations

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<v Speaker 1>who took that video? Who was in David Spears's kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>and took that video of him snorting?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's supposed to be I mean, we all assume

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<v Speaker 2>it's someone who's close to him, someone is close enough

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<v Speaker 2>in that space.

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<v Speaker 1>Certainly is a rumor about who it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go and tell us he's trying to get in

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<v Speaker 2>the courts.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that isn't year next week? She's been done for defamation.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a witness. Jode's look, you're you're a news journalist. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>by trade as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, did you catch my two minute extravaganza

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<v Speaker 1>on the potential job losses at the port period lead

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<v Speaker 1>smelter last night. Well, I've got a copy of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can play it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Please send it through, send it through, send it to

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<v Speaker 2>me my email.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, right, Yeah, what's your email?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get it to you. My old school email is

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<v Speaker 2>like big Dog six nine six nine six nine at

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<v Speaker 2>hotmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send it to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Send it through to that. But Joe's look at you

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<v Speaker 2>very up to date with all sorts of things that

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<v Speaker 2>come through. For example, mentioned before Charlie Dixon. You brought

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<v Speaker 2>us that news six weeks after it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>What else you got for shingles at the time. I

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<v Speaker 1>was very very ill when I realized I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little late to the party on the Charlie Dixon retirement announcement.

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<v Speaker 2>You texted me this morning said, did you know that

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<v Speaker 2>Zach Butters is injured?

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<v Speaker 5>I made that one up.

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<v Speaker 2>That didn't happen. Right, You've got another stormant though breaking

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<v Speaker 2>news with Here we Go.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't so on the back I brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>last week, obviously as a newsbreaker, the fact that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a great egg shortage at the moment in the

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<v Speaker 1>soup market. There's none of the shelves, none of the

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<v Speaker 1>freak bed shops.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to poke holes in your story.

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<v Speaker 1>Well don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We did kind of work out that that was six

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<v Speaker 2>to nine months a little bit too late.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Well that's your version of the story,

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<v Speaker 1>David Spears. That's troublingling cat never never, never, what I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you that I have discovered after another visit

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<v Speaker 1>to the avenues and my local coals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here we go, Here we go? Are so Flowders

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<v Speaker 2>and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 1>There is an enormous shortage the moment, spanning several weeks

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<v Speaker 1>of cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what are you taking the uno?

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<v Speaker 1>Or no, I'm not You tell me, someone tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>On thirteen twenty four, ten why I can't find cottage

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<v Speaker 1>cheese in any supermarket ever in the minent?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is this the thing? Thirteen twenty four ten textas

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<v Speaker 2>as well, do you have any information on this particular

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<v Speaker 2>apparent cottage cheese shortage? Four double nine nine nine on

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<v Speaker 2>nine for a question? What the hell is it? Even

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<v Speaker 2>his cottage cheese?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you use it for?

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<v Speaker 1>Cottage cheese?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You have it on crosskets. I have it on crosskets.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I put it in my fratata. That's my secret ingredients,

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<v Speaker 1>just giving it away, but primarily on a crossket with

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<v Speaker 1>some avocado and a bit of tomato and salt and pepper.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, it's like a fit girl thing, right, Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's delicious though.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's what you think of South Australian shortage or

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<v Speaker 2>world wide shortage? What are we talking about here? Thirty

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<v Speaker 2>destigative journalists?

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<v Speaker 5>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>If you work at Buller and you can explain.

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<v Speaker 2>To him that's a nagel?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you work a full work a puller?

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<v Speaker 2>Open right, I'm looking for the junior vice president.

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<v Speaker 1>Puller South Australia. Can you tell me what where's the

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<v Speaker 1>cottage geese? Honestly, if you are a woman like me

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<v Speaker 1>who loves a bit of cottage cheese on her grusket

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<v Speaker 1>and you can't find any. Are you as frustrated as

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<v Speaker 1>I am at the moment?

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<v Speaker 2>Just not sure that this is really a thing. But

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<v Speaker 2>give us a call, please enlighten us. Maybe back in Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>it's thirteen, twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you telling me that you've never tried cottage sheet?

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<v Speaker 2>I have never in my life had my mouth full

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<v Speaker 2>of cottage.

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<v Speaker 1>She gasping, sound of it?

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<v Speaker 5>Please that having cottage es?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there is an article here.

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<v Speaker 3>It says TikTok recipe drives a national cottage cheese shortage.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, but Joonie, it's dated March seventh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair. That's that's what I was saying. That

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<v Speaker 1>it's been happening for a couple of weeks. Now, what's

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<v Speaker 1>this stupid TikTok recipe involving? What is the recipe?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you dying to use this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what we're going with this?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it's good if there's no cottage cheese on the shelves.

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<v Speaker 3>It's involving eggs, so it could be your recipe, right, Okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Later get I'm not come on, it's trending almost two

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<v Speaker 2>months ago. It's what twenty twenty five, so we're three

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<v Speaker 2>years away from LA twenty twenty eight, and you just

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<v Speaker 2>know that the Americans are going to make it as

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<v Speaker 2>big and as attention seeking as possible. And I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get a real taste for it when they

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<v Speaker 1>did the closing ceremony in Paris and then I think

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<v Speaker 1>they had the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing That's the

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<v Speaker 1>beach in California.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to do the whole We are the celebrity nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's cool. What we do know in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>Olympic sports, breakdancing will not be there, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Reagun oh on reagum, yeah mum, so that won't be there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think there's five new sports Molly, including a

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja warr element special component. It's very bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're bringing in baseball, softball, across and cricket to

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<v Speaker 3>name a few. Then the Pentathlon is changing so it's

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<v Speaker 3>featured five different tests, okay, right, and they're bringing in

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<v Speaker 3>a Ninja Warrior style event, which is essentially what you

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<v Speaker 3>see on the show Short fast obstacle course.

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<v Speaker 2>The UK version hosted by fredde flintop only dear Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes you think that, doesn't it Like eventually, if

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<v Speaker 2>you just keep working away at your craft, they will

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<v Speaker 2>form some sort of sport and insert into the Olympics,

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<v Speaker 2>and then your average Joe Blow can be an Olympic Goldman.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling so much regret now that i gave up

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<v Speaker 1>my softball career. I peaked in under sixteens when I

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<v Speaker 1>represented Tasmanian, and now I could have been an Olympian.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing about Jodes is softball careers. She can still

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<v Speaker 2>call herself a state player even though there was what

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<v Speaker 2>how many people on the softballs.

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<v Speaker 1>Up I remember the trials like it was yesterday. You

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<v Speaker 1>had to travel up north, like the lawn Sestant way

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<v Speaker 1>up to Lonnie.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love that if there's eight people on the team,

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<v Speaker 2>eight people turn up, We're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, we're all there's not eight people close. Any idiot

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<v Speaker 1>would know that there's nine people in a softball. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much to.

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<v Speaker 2>All the softballs out there. Sorry for offending you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you should be. It made us think about

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympic sports that we would be very good at.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I said to you yesterday Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>drop down the ones that you think I'd be good at,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've jotted down the ones that I think you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be brilliant at.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd love to get you involved in this as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen and twenty four ten. Yeah, tell us new Olympic sports.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you be good at? It could be anything,

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't even really be a sport. Just go for it

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<v Speaker 2>for grabs, big Worgie family passes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, you ready for yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you would win a gold medal for running

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<v Speaker 1>over eight hundred meters in crocs and socks with chippets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really? Did you know there's a bloke who ran

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<v Speaker 2>a marathon recently in crocs no way and he was

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<v Speaker 2>doing like two minute fifty k's really Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 2>an absolute freak.

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<v Speaker 1>He must have had sport mode activated.

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<v Speaker 2>He did absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>The second sport that I think you would excel at

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<v Speaker 1>you would win a gold medal for the ability to

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<v Speaker 1>find a mini footy anywhere, anytime and kick it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a special village, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was?

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<v Speaker 2>And this guy takes it to another level. Yeah, be

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<v Speaker 2>a hall of famer.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, your Olympic gold medalists for seamlessly slipping in

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<v Speaker 1>the F word to the chorus of any song ever

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<v Speaker 1>made Andrew, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, thank you, which I could compete against other people

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<v Speaker 2>certainly can't give you an example on radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh guys, I wish you could give you an example,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all about syllable use. It's all about syllable use,

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes you've just got to take a few syllables

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<v Speaker 2>out to insert a certain word with two syllables.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe we'll pre record something so we can bleep

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<v Speaker 1>it out just as an example a little later.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what happens. I've got some sports for you,

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<v Speaker 2>so I think you can absolutely excel at and possibly

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<v Speaker 2>win a gold medal at twenty twenty eight games.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I going to be offended?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Because you're so good in this space,

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<v Speaker 2>you should embrace it. You could be like an Olympic champion.

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<v Speaker 2>First one is just spacing out like a brainless zombie

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<v Speaker 2>in post show meetings. No one does it better than you, Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>No one does. Isn't she elite?

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<v Speaker 1>How is she believe she knows what's going on? Ever?

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<v Speaker 2>In this it's amazing. She sits there sometimes and I

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<v Speaker 2>swear she's dribbling eyes appointing in different directions. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like I did, you just repeat the last twelve minutes

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<v Speaker 2>what you said. Water is going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Here a special skill. But our good listeners would understand

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<v Speaker 1>if they had to sit with you in a meeting

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<v Speaker 1>for an hour after this show then made space out

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<v Speaker 1>too worthwhile. I wouldn't have to be a gold medalist

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<v Speaker 1>in this space.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you've got options.

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<v Speaker 5>Jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another sport, if it exists, where you would absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>excel flooding the work computer with hundreds of tabs, then

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about the computers being too slow to the text.

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<v Speaker 2>If that was a sport, that a legend right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday that literally happened yesterday. Yeah, for already the fourth

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<v Speaker 2>or fifth time this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you guys tell me?

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<v Speaker 3>You said to me, Molly, why is my computer working?

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<v Speaker 3>My emails? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's got six hundred tabs open up and annoyingly

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<v Speaker 2>all to the same website. Maybe she used the one

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<v Speaker 2>tap jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, currently it's on the cottage cheese dips.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go that after we love cleaning up the

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<v Speaker 2>computer after that. And finally, here is a sport, if

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<v Speaker 2>it exists, where you would absolutely turn yourself into the

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Phelps of this particular genre, and that is getting

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<v Speaker 2>a tooth cover and lipsticks seconds before we got away

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<v Speaker 2>and go to answers chats. It's just it's distracting.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't as a picture as Joe is furiously cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>her cleaning her teeth with their tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, that happened once last week because

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<v Speaker 1>I was a red hot mess because I was late

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<v Speaker 1>for work.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, couple dimes you all right, Olympic champ.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel free to tell me off it, okay, because.

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<v Speaker 2>It always happens just as we're coming on. Thirteen twenty fourteen,

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<v Speaker 2>Get involved. What would you be good at? Your sort

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<v Speaker 2>of niche made up sports? You reckon you could score

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<v Speaker 2>yourself a gold medal up for grabs. Big Weggy Family

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<v Speaker 2>passes final week of Big Weggy two. By the way, hug, this.

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<v Speaker 5>Is Adelaide's favorite wait to awaken.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four to ten. We're taking a course, what

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<v Speaker 2>sport would you be good at? And you reckon you'd

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<v Speaker 2>score yourself a gold medal this is off the back

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<v Speaker 2>of all these new injected sports for twenty twenty eight

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<v Speaker 2>LA Olympics, including an extra component in the pentathlon. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it is.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like a ninja warrior section, Like that's not a sport.

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<v Speaker 7>Pretty fun, that's pretty fund to watch the newest one

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<v Speaker 7>that Joe is potentially going to enter yourself in for

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<v Speaker 7>twenty twenty eight, If not then the twenty thirty two.

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<v Speaker 7>It's shoveling food into your mouth seconds before we go

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<v Speaker 7>to weir and then somehow ingesting it and coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Out completely clean.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing you eat it like a duck.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually don't understand how my quest to become an

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<v Speaker 1>Olympian has become a forum for you just to lay

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<v Speaker 1>the boots into me this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called being a talent scout. Actually I'm discovering the

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<v Speaker 2>ways you could becoming Olympic champion.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, thank you so very much. Produce Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>I think my mom would be avoiding the dishwasher. Steer

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<v Speaker 3>clear of that thing. I'll open it up, see that

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<v Speaker 3>it's clean and shut it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you my eleven year old daughter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, and good luck producing only because there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of blokes participating in that particular event.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate it. So many blocks out there just

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<v Speaker 1>pretend the dishwasher doesn't exist and have not even They

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have an interest in opening it up to

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<v Speaker 1>see if it's clean or dirty, No interest whatsoever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just.

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<v Speaker 3>There about when you take one play out and then

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<v Speaker 3>you close it again. You just take your one clean

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<v Speaker 3>plate that you need.

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<v Speaker 2>That's superzy. That's as lazy as it gets. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>you deserved Olympic champion. You won't get the credits that

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<v Speaker 2>you deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgraceful behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>There's another one here from Josh.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that Molly removing her in vision line to punch

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<v Speaker 2>away a sentence?

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<v Speaker 1>If removing in visial line as an Olympic sport, when

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<v Speaker 1>you had yours and you had yours, if you two

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<v Speaker 1>had them simultan simultaneously, I would be so covered in saliva,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice, isn't it. I'm thirteen twenty four ten to

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<v Speaker 2>get involved in this this morning. What Olympic sport would

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<v Speaker 2>you be good at? It doesn't even have to be

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<v Speaker 2>a real Olympic sport the way things are going it

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<v Speaker 2>could eventually become an Olympic sport.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, mate, removing your in visil line isn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>be an Olympic sport.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck in twenty twenty eight. My Olympic thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four ten off the back of new Olympic sports and

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<v Speaker 2>really sort of weird components of new sports. What would

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<v Speaker 2>you be good at and what could you score yourself

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<v Speaker 2>a gold medal with?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you and I have just run through our Olympic

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<v Speaker 1>sports that we would excel at. I have intimated that

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be so good, you'd be so quick over eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred meters in crocks and socks and gibbets.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Mate, My hamstring

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<v Speaker 2>is going to go. Yeah, that's what we're working with here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you like my examples, including the top one,

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<v Speaker 2>which I reckon you're an absolute showing you the Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Phelps of this generation for spacing out like a brainless

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<v Speaker 2>zombie and postho meetings and if that was an Olympic sport,

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking to a Hall of famer.

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<v Speaker 1>But also that's a self preservation mechanism, you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so brain dead from sitting across from you for

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<v Speaker 1>three hours every morning. I just there's only so much

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<v Speaker 1>my frontal lobe can take before it has to shut

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<v Speaker 1>down before I.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on to the backle lobe. You're smart. Hey, good morning, Wendy.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. You've pictured yourself winning an Olympic gold medal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's glorious. World done. You're cruising down here. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>this she is world I'm Wendy, And what exactly is

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<v Speaker 2>this Olympic sport that you're competing in?

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<v Speaker 1>I am getting the whole house vacuums with my dice

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<v Speaker 1>and stick back before the battery runs out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an art, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>World done?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really have to pick up the pace? Wendy?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How long are you and you've got? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five minutes? What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, barely, it's about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's like I'm almost running. Yeah, brilliants.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't possibly put it on charge and go again.

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<v Speaker 2>This has to be done.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Yes, exactly right, Wendy wearing the green and gold

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<v Speaker 1>for Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get a morning mad.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning guys, how are you good?

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<v Speaker 8>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I pitch yourself twenty twenty eight. It's la you've touched down.

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<v Speaker 1>You are preparing to compete in.

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<v Speaker 6>What in rear ending cars?

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<v Speaker 2>The household of Australia media. There's not a car she

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't rear ended.

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<v Speaker 6>One and only last week on my way to work

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<v Speaker 6>listening to Nova trying to win Teddy film tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well that congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>May did you even win them? No?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what you got even better at your craft,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is being the best of all time and

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<v Speaker 2>rear any case.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you have to rehearse at some point, don't.

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<v Speaker 5>You You do?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go a couple of champions of the making,

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<v Speaker 2>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Jade's beautiful thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved. What Olympic

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<v Speaker 1>sport would you excel at? I'd love to hear from.

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<v Speaker 5>Me, Fray.

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<v Speaker 9>Adelaide's okay, So the big news is this morning that

0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:26.800
<v Speaker 9>gather around me, Jordy and Hazy is back.

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<v Speaker 1>So your opportunity to win those four day passes. Do

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<v Speaker 1>every single game across gatherund at Adelaide Oval, there were

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<v Speaker 1>oh fourteen hundred bucks. You absolutely epic up there at

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<v Speaker 1>the Pepsi Collective. So that is going to be incredibly cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I would strongly recommend that you register at an overplayer.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely do it quick next week. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's going to be a big, big time in

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<v Speaker 2>LA in twenty twenty eights. Yeah, all sorts of new sports.

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<v Speaker 2>We put it out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's okay. So twenty twenty eight there's a new sort

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<v Speaker 1>of ninja warrior element to the pentathlon, So that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be fun. But we put it out there on

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty What would you win a gold medal for

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<v Speaker 1>at the twenty twenty eight LA Games? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>so good at that there is no way that you

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<v Speaker 1>can be beaten across the globe by anyone. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Tristan from Holden Hill. Good morning, Hello, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you good? Tristan? What would you want a gold medal for?

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<v Speaker 2>Mate? Here is sleeping through my.

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<v Speaker 6>Wake?

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<v Speaker 2>Tristan. It's an art, isn't it? And no one does

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<v Speaker 2>it better than you? I guarantee one take about metal home?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah right?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting? What is the longest do you think that your

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<v Speaker 1>alarm has been going off for and you haven't responded

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<v Speaker 1>by waking up?

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<v Speaker 5>An hour?

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<v Speaker 2>An hour and you know while you're dreaming and it's

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<v Speaker 2>playing in the background, but it's it's working badly within

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<v Speaker 2>your dream. Yeah, it just still connects. Let's free title

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<v Speaker 2>of dream strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Tristan starts remixing it in his brain like a dj oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Tristan, well done. Alisha from Paralleurur, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is a good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good? Okay? What are you winning a

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<v Speaker 1>gold medal for at the twenty twenty eight Games?

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<v Speaker 6>For keeping my kids awake in the car afternoon?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a battle that I don't think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to win medal for because I've failed so many times,

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<v Speaker 2>a Leisha, I've pulled over to the side of the

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<v Speaker 2>road before and I'm slapping my six year old wake up,

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<v Speaker 2>Hendry work up, because we all know, even if he

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<v Speaker 2>rests for five to ten minutes, he's up until at

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<v Speaker 2>least nine thirty that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Elisia, I'm not exactly. I was speaking to Hazey at

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<v Speaker 1>five o'clock. You were driving back from Yochi the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, and this will be the battle is

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<v Speaker 1>to keep the kids awake? Am I right? Shouting at

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<v Speaker 1>that's right?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you some of your techniques and methods there

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<v Speaker 1>Alisha techniques.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, we're talking pointing out the window, yelling look the

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<v Speaker 6>door or good bluey whatever their favorite character is. Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>it's got snake petrol. So we're swerving over the road

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<v Speaker 6>so their heads are going from side.

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<v Speaker 2>To barty, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>When we stop, we like to do some Bonnie petrol,

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<v Speaker 6>so we're you know, putting the brakes on a fair

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<v Speaker 6>few times. And then we also have a classic ball

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<v Speaker 6>down the window and turn up the music.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, you don't want to resort to it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you it's a bit of a cheat though.

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<v Speaker 2>Leisha past the phone, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the last resort for blue light will keep them

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<v Speaker 1>their eyes awake for hours. Well done, Alicia. Congratulations you're

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<v Speaker 1>a gold medalist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, congratulations, that's awesome. We round it out with Stu

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<v Speaker 2>from Harndorff Get a great man. Hello, legends, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>We're really great? Thank you, Stu? What are we awarding

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<v Speaker 1>you a gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Medal for dishwasher stacking? There is are you can pitch

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 5>him as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's a three time gold metal Sladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>stew from hand.

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<v Speaker 5>Off sold not do what makes you elite? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>It's all in the preparation.

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<v Speaker 5>As any great athlete will tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to survey the situation, see what you're working with,

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<v Speaker 2>and have a plan. You can't just be chucking them in.

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<v Speaker 7>You've got to look at what's on your countertop, understand

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 7>the situation, and and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at it like the greatest game of Jenger you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever played.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it words from a true champion.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, there has never been a greater dishwasher

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:31.920
<v Speaker 1>athlete to adorn the Green and Gold for Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations. Can I just say this, You on behalf of myself,

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Jody Produce E Molli and everyone in this country. You

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<v Speaker 2>make us proud. Thank you, sir, Thank you.

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 5>I'd like to think that I'm smashing gender stereotypes.

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<v Speaker 2>You are, Yes, you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You've smashed so many berries in this space we can't

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<v Speaker 1>even We're.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done for a guy, what an athlete. World done guy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say once I say a thousand times Joe's. We

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 2>don't feel complete until we speak to Ryan Fitzgerald on

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<v Speaker 2>a Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Certainly not good morning, fifty oh man.

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<v Speaker 8>I've had about five showers since watching the game.

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Port Adelaide Druis's Land. Last night, I just had to

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<v Speaker 2>wash myself. I just actually, do you know what I

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:16.320
<v Speaker 2>was doing.

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<v Speaker 8>I actually got out the boot polish and I got

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<v Speaker 8>my cope of Mondays out and I.

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Thought I could get a kick based on what you

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 2>saw last night. Absolutely and in fact, Fitzy, where do

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 2>you want to play? Do you want to play defense?

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Midfiel four? The spot's opening up.

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<v Speaker 8>For Wow, it was you gotta feel from and you

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 8>have games like that every now and then, but I

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 8>mean even incident like I mean I worked with Whipper

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 8>who's an Essendon fan, and he said that felt like

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 8>a loss.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I should have been celebrating at the end of it.

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 2>It felt like a loss.

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.520
<v Speaker 1>It was a pretty ugly game of footing, wasn't it.

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 5>It was luck watching an episode of Maths.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't. It was like a car crash. You shouldn't

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 2>but you doing it anyway. Hey, fitz I want to know,

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 2>are you one of those crazy Crow supporters who don't

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 2>just go for the Crows, but you also go for

0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 2>the death of Port ATLT Like do you need a

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 2>two from two each weekend? And there's a Crow's winning

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 2>a port loss?

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<v Speaker 8>You know what that that's funny because last week was

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 8>really weird that the Crows had an amazing win and

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 8>then Port came out won by seventy two points.

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like, when you go to.

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<v Speaker 8>Work, you want to see the agony in Port Adelaide

0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 8>supporter's eyes, and it's the other way around as well.

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 8>But when everyone's happy, it's just weird. I think two

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 8>positives make a negative in that situation.

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Big Devil's I think it here. I quite like to

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<v Speaker 1>see both teams do well. I'm one of those.

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<v Speaker 8>Ill So there are you one of those Jodes that

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<v Speaker 8>if you know the other team even though you hate

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 8>the other team, but they make the finals, Hey, let's

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 8>barrack for South Australia.

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 2>And also fits Jode's annoying mum that at the end

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>of the game, when you've had one touch and you've lost,

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:48.320
<v Speaker 2>she's like, but did you have fun?

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sorry, I feel experiences and fuelled by hatred. Everybody

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>we've been talking about anxiety this week fits in all

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:02.520
<v Speaker 1>intents and purposes from the outside looking in, You've got

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>it all. You've got a beautiful family, you got a

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 1>beautiful home, you've got a fantastic career. It would be

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>hard for people to believe that you would ever get

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>crippled by anxiety.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually it's a good point.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 2>You get consumed by it.

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 8>Sometimes it overtakes your body, you know, even before I

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 8>knew I was coming on the show here to talk

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 8>to you now about it, it's it's funny what the

0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 8>mind can do, and it does consume your body. And

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 8>it even was freaking me out a little bit even

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<v Speaker 8>talking about it with you right now, because I've had

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:32.720
<v Speaker 8>a couple of really bad panic attacks. One was I

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<v Speaker 8>hosted the Australian Hotels Association Awards and I don't really

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:40.640
<v Speaker 8>am seeing much anymore because I don't know for some reason,

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 8>and I don't know where this came from, but it

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 8>totally just it was like a tsunami that took over

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 8>my whole body. And I looked out into the crowd

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 8>and there was this one guy. He wasn't even looking

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 8>at me, and for some reason, in my mind, I

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 8>was saying, that guy is going to absolutely slay you

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 8>as soon as you get on STARF And I could

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<v Speaker 8>not get it out of my brain, and I was frozen, hazy.

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 8>And I don't know if you've been in this situation

0:32:07.800 --> 0:32:10.280
<v Speaker 8>both of you before. But luckily I had Whipper there

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 8>with me. We were doing it together. And this is

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 8>why talking about this stuff is so important, because he

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 8>sort of talked me down off a cliff and I was,

0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 8>I just go, I'm not doing this, mate, I cannot

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 8>do it. And I'm about to get into my car

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 8>and I'm about to leave. He said, no, no, you're right,

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 8>I've got you. Let me kick it off, and he

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 8>started at but it is. It's really really scary. And

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 8>all I want to say to everyone out there that

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 8>if you do see someone and I know Hugh Van

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 8>Khleenberg spoke about this recently on The Imperfect podcast about

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 8>his autistic child, if you see someone you know, even

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 8>like on a junior football field, and they're not participating

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 8>or they're not getting involved, just maybe take a think

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 8>and maybe take a breath and go that person might

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 8>be doing it really really tough at the moment before

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:00.479
<v Speaker 8>you make any assumptions about them.

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's great advice. Yeah, you don't know what

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 2>everyone's going through. That's the thing, isn't that?

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely? And like I feel you with that MC thing,

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>it's really overwhelming sometimes I think with radio, especially, you

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.479
<v Speaker 1>can't see people when you're talking. Like I will look

0:33:13.480 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>at Hazy and he's my safe space. So it's fine,

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Like I never feel compromised, But when you're in a

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 1>room of a thousand people and all eyes are locked

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 1>on you, it's overwhelming. I can completely understand why that

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:26.040
<v Speaker 1>happened to you.

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 8>It's a crippling thing that overtakes your whole body. Yeah,

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 8>it's really really hard to explain, and I don't wish

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 8>it on anybody. But you know what, we found out

0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 8>a little bit more that it happens to more people

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:40.719
<v Speaker 8>than we think it does. So yeah, my advice is

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 8>just to open up and talk to as many people

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 8>about it as you can.

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel better. You're a beautiful man, and

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 2>if someone like you says words like that, we absolutely listen.

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<v Speaker 2>So mate, thank you a for your time this morning,

0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 2>and looking forward to chatting to you again next week.

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:54.440
<v Speaker 2>I love you.

0:33:54.520 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 4>Guys are simple about to hear six songs from the

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:14.919
<v Speaker 4>same year. They can select it their song as a place.

0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:17.440
<v Speaker 2>But if they let it go, that song is gone.

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Now let's get into the mago.

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 4>Is that a ready to battle back to you?

0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 2>And yes, the songs have been selected. So Jose it

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:28.279
<v Speaker 2>was two thousand and two. You went with nickelback How

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 2>you Remind Me? And I went with Vanessa carl On

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:32.759
<v Speaker 2>the thousand Miles. And I got to say I went

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 2>into this one with a lot of confidence. Good morning

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:37.799
<v Speaker 2>to you, producing job, Josh.

0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Just one moment, please, can I just have a second

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 1>with my friend?

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:41.279
<v Speaker 2>How are you producing job?

0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>So Vanessa Carlton talk us through how this song one

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 1>thousand Miles is really close to your heart and how

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:49.239
<v Speaker 1>it touches your soul.

0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:52.360
<v Speaker 2>The greatest performance to this song of all time and

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 2>that is Terry Crews and White Chicks.

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable rights, that's the emotional connection is.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much okay.

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 10>Actually I had to splice it into the tile it's iconic.

0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 2>And then producers and Josh said that that he put

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:09.000
<v Speaker 2>it into the title at Jody and has an Instagram.

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:10.799
<v Speaker 2>I thought, well, I'm going to win by one hundred

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:11.439
<v Speaker 2>percent this week.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I can only assume that that's what's happened, can we?

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 5>Guy, Josh?

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Can you put us all out of our miser right?

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 5>Here we go a little drum old there, I love

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 5>a little drummer again.

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Here we go here we go, so make it six three.

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 5>It's actually Jody Nickelback.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:30.440
<v Speaker 2>That happened.

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 5>I think, I think it's the right choice.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 10>It was agonizing, but I also voted for Jody very much.

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure that you're allowed to and your role

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>as adjudicated, but anyhow, I'll take it. Sorry, it was

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 1>the final percentage.

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<v Speaker 10>It's fifty six to forty four. And I can't say

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:48.879
<v Speaker 10>I've ever made it as a wise man. But ah, well,

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:51.799
<v Speaker 10>play well. I said this is to make it six

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 10>to two. But I'll tell you why all of a sudden,

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 10>now it's it's five four. Congratulations shows you are back.

0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Just give me an extra appointment. I'll take it.

0:35:59.600 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 8>Sure.

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I think that was from last time. I hadn't been updated.

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow big, And I'm being honest and keeping score.

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 1>This is so out of character.

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I know what's going on? Where again? Just like your

0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>winning song? The four Battle of the Bangers this week

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 2>is Nickelback? Can you believe it? From two thousand and two?

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:21.439
<v Speaker 2>How you remind me? Jody Nazy Ondelaide's No. Over nine

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 2>on nine? No one saw that coming?

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:25.160
<v Speaker 5>There you go, I did you?

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Winner of Battle of the Bangers this week is Nickelback.

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 2>How you remind me? Do you know what, I'll just

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:30.319
<v Speaker 2>say something.

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Joke's going on.

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:33.080
<v Speaker 2>It's taken the scool now it's tightening up to five four.

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Nickelback's cool.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 8>Man like.

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:35.919
<v Speaker 2>Nickelback is good.

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>And I think that was the key to that victory

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>in Battle of the Bangers, was just making people feel

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 1>safe enough to say, Hey, I like Nickelback and I'm

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 1>proud and I'm okay with that.

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 2>They're good churns. Yeah, we've got some good churns about

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 2>this weird reputation for being losers.

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:51.439
<v Speaker 1>No, I won't have it, Okay. That brought me joy.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 1>The one thing that has brought me the most joy

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty five.

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's nice. What is that?

0:36:58.080 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 5>Was?

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Watching your performance on seven News yesterday?

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. No, I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have told.

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>You about this, and yet I would have found out

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.879
<v Speaker 1>about it anyway, because that is the media in this town.

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to get you to talk us through

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 1>it in just a moment. But have a listen to

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hayes on the sports desk at Channel seven yesterday.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>You were reading a story about soccer and it came

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:25.760
<v Speaker 1>back to you on the desk with the beautiful Gerdie Spurling,

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and she had no choice, absolutely no choice whatsoever but

0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>to call you out for this horrific blunder.

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think the key information here was the sport

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.879
<v Speaker 2>on channel seven and that is a look at your

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 2>sport this afternoon on nov Gerdy tonight of course, Sport

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:43.479
<v Speaker 2>Adelaide taking on the bombers. You know the last word

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 2>from Marvel Stadum from the Boss Chris Davis for Port

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Adelaide from.

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:48.840
<v Speaker 1>From seven years hazy.

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I think you're just there you go? Is that free

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 2>cross promotion? I'm not really sure. I've got a meeting

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 2>with the boss after this about.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 1>A big day.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 5>Obviously, wish me luck.

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I think Gerdy was second away from champing me there. Yeah,

0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 2>keep at it, Champ.

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so just talk us through the background. Did you

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 1>just forget where you were what you were doing? Had

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:08.480
<v Speaker 1>it been I know, you get up at four o'clock

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Was it a brain fart?

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:13.879
<v Speaker 2>I was very drunk, to be honest. That's a joke.

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.359
<v Speaker 2>That's a joke. No, do you know what happened? Like

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 2>there's a moment, there's a moment where you're talking and

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:20.919
<v Speaker 2>you don't even know what you're saying because you're working

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:21.879
<v Speaker 2>out what you're trying to say.

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:23.279
<v Speaker 1>That's my whole career, I know.

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 2>So I do it off the back, and if it's both

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 2>back a song where I'm saying Jody and Hazy and

0:38:26.600 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 2>nover no not, I'm actually I don't know what's coming

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 2>out of my mouth. I'm thinking about what I say.

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:33.960
<v Speaker 2>I did it there on a different network, a different platform.

0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 2>So I'm lucky I didn't say and that is Jody

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Hazy on NOV give us call thirty twenty fourteen, and

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:40.719
<v Speaker 2>then work out what I was saying. I'm lucky only

0:38:40.760 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 2>said NOV.

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Andluck you didn't go in after seven o'clock. We'll pay

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 1>your bills.

0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean. I bless you Gerdie

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 2>for picking me up on that.

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:48.920
<v Speaker 1>There's two choices in that situation. She could have let

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:50.560
<v Speaker 1>that go through to the keeper. But there's no way

0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 1>she could have because she had to like everyone. What

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>she would have been like, did he just say on Nova?

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will say as well. She didn't have to

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 2>take it to HR afterwards.

0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 1>That's so true, Hard I didn't do it one more

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:03.320
<v Speaker 1>quick one. How did the conversation with the bossco afterwards.

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it's going to blow your mind? Jokes? Yes,

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 2>he didn't find it as funny as I did.

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<v Speaker 9>Please welcome with hello Crows vis Captain Alex.

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there he is. Let's tweet that, shall we? One

0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy eight games, smister Alex Neil, Well and

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:21.359
<v Speaker 2>good wine to you. Great many morning guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks having me.

0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:23.840
<v Speaker 1>It's got a bit of a pep in your step.

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a pretty good game on the weekend. Yes,

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>you must be feeling pretty good about things.

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was nice to get back to the g

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 5>and get a win for the group. We had n't

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 5>won there for a few years, so it was a

0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 5>good feeling after the game, no doubt so.

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 2>But you would have played the gym. How many times?

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you know many times you've played at the gym?

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Nixy actually told me pregame I was I think

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 5>I played ninety one ninety weekend. Yeah, whoa, it's cool,

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 5>fine that with it the whole team. I think I

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:48.400
<v Speaker 5>won that race by about forty games. That's how.

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:50.240
<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's do this. I can't get to this

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:56.040
<v Speaker 1>quick enough. We've been talking all morning about what would

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:59.360
<v Speaker 1>you represent Australia at the LA Games in twenty twenty

0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 1>eight if there was a sport that indeed fitted your abilities.

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 1>We asked you just very casually, and your response has

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>blown our little collective minds Alex Nilbulin, Yes, jokes. If

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>you were to compete at the next Olympics.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:15.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it would be in what you would have to be,

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:16.320
<v Speaker 5>state speed walking.

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:21.839
<v Speaker 2>I think we all saw that coming. Yeah, very predictable.

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you were an elite junior in this space, yes.

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:28.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I had some success along the way. A few

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 5>years there. I was state champion and I thought had

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:34.200
<v Speaker 5>a moment where I thought I might have to go

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:36.479
<v Speaker 5>down the footy pathway just because there's probably a couple

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 5>more opportunities to pick up. Yeah, yeah, difference.

0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 1>So what was your distance when you were a state

0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 1>speed walker?

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 5>I think it started as a one ker and then

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:50.360
<v Speaker 5>we built up to about a fifteen hundred meter and

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:52.440
<v Speaker 5>that five hundred is where I excelled because I'm an

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:53.280
<v Speaker 5>endurance athlete.

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Jodes.

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 5>Yes, body started to break away from the other young

0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:59.440
<v Speaker 5>kids in thought, jeez, this is my sport. Maybe Brizzy

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 5>two thirty too, I thought, but now you're promoting me

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 5>for late twenty eight, so I might have to think

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 5>about it.

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.879
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if he went into Nixy's office and just set

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>him down said mate, like, I know you've brought me over,

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:14.319
<v Speaker 1>but I haven't been real. It's very Cody Simpson, like

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:15.880
<v Speaker 1>he was a pop star and he's like, nah, I

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 1>want to swim at the Olympics. You just walking up

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>to Nixy and going no, I want to be a speedball.

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is my team in the room right here.

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 5>You can be my coach, you can be my dietitian,

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:25.680
<v Speaker 5>and you could just be the media manager.

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Molly, this is early, but I quit absolutely incredible

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 2>North Melbourne this weekend and all of a sudden, North

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 2>they're going all right.

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're full of youth.

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:41.919
<v Speaker 2>I reckon.

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:45.239
<v Speaker 5>They've gone through that development phase of building their team

0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:48.799
<v Speaker 5>and now they've shown that their footy is very, very good.

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 5>So it's a great challenge for us again coming back

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 5>to Adelaide Oval, which from one game has been unbelievable,

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 5>the atmosphere there, so for us to be able to

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.200
<v Speaker 5>get back on our home deck against a team that's

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:00.920
<v Speaker 5>in great form challenge.

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:04.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Adelaid Crows fans, it's hard not to get carried

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<v Speaker 1>away at the moment because they've been a little bit

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:09.320
<v Speaker 1>starved to success in the last couple of years. But jeez,

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:11.439
<v Speaker 1>you look good. Are you as good as you look?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you Jones. Now, it's something that we've been building

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:16.439
<v Speaker 5>to the start of the season for a long time now,

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:18.759
<v Speaker 5>so it's be about to get on. One win at

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<v Speaker 5>home and then one win on the road. Very pleasing. However,

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 5>we understand how challenging this competition is, so as soon

0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:26.759
<v Speaker 5>as we take the foot off the accelerator, that's where

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 5>we'll be very vulnerable. So we just need to make

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<v Speaker 5>sure we continue the right mindset in one foot in

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 5>front of the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Hazy, you're two hundred this weekend.

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Don't listen to him. He picked port last night.

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:41.920
<v Speaker 2>So cheers now. Quite seriously, though, you guys are bloody

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 2>good and it must be very, very satisfying. There is

0:42:43.960 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot of Crow supporters out there who waited for

0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:48.560
<v Speaker 2>this for a long long time. So everything is looking

0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 2>good at West Lakes and that's how we like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Alex, after that bombshell revelation, we need to get

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 1>you to stick around because there's more to discuss. In fact,

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you're new to the Crows, so we're just curious because

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 1>we have our doubts about how much you know about

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:03.359
<v Speaker 1>the Crow's history. So if it's okay with you, I'm

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 1>going to pick you against our Channel seven footy reporter

0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 1>over here in a little quiz, just to see who

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 1>knows more about the Adelaid Crows, the AFC and their

0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:12.720
<v Speaker 1>proud history.

0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, get warmed up. If it's okay, can we

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 2>put some speed walk up and down the car? Yeah, heavgate.

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 2>That's nice. We've put a bunch of big wichy family

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>passes off for graps. Yeah, if you want to play,

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 2>if you want to jump on my side, you're probably

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 2>going to want to jump on Alex Neil Bullen side.

0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Give us a call right now, thirteen twenty four to

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<v Speaker 2>ten ooh Grows quizz.

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<v Speaker 9>Please welcome with Delo Crows his captain Alex.

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sam, we've just spoken about something quite outrageous. Judson,

0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I notice the fact that's in a formal life Alex Neilbullan,

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 2>who's a supreme cardio athlete. Yeah, used to be.

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 5>A speedbo Yeah.

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:48.400
<v Speaker 1>It's very bizarre and you know, Alex is our new bff.

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:50.640
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know yet, but he'll agree to the terms later.

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but isn't it amazing what you find out

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 1>about your new best fan forever? But he was a

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 1>state speed walker. It's unbelievable.

0:43:57.080 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 2>That's good, especially when you're learning on the go. Yeah,

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Joe's I think it's time to do this and you've

0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:05.279
<v Speaker 2>you've quite cleverly come up with a quiz name. What

0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:05.719
<v Speaker 2>have you got?

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes? How well do you know the crow?

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 5>Is that right?

0:44:10.040 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Molly?

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 5>You came up with it?

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:11.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I came up with it. Is that what I came

0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 1>up with in the meeting yesterday? Okay, how well do

0:44:15.960 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 1>you know the crow? So you're new to the Adelaide Crows,

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:21.960
<v Speaker 1>obviously coming over from Melbourne, so we have our doubts

0:44:21.960 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 1>about how much you know about the Adelaide Football club.

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.759
<v Speaker 1>So what I thought i'd do We have to pit

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:30.240
<v Speaker 1>you against one of the greatest football brains in the business.

0:44:30.400 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 1>He's a big rain man actually with some of the stats.

0:44:33.080 --> 0:44:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Who are you pointing to you?

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Not an over boy behind you? So I have five questions.

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Your name is your buzzer? Are you ready? Alex Neil

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Bull and you are playing for Irene from Wardville Park. Hello, Irene,

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 1>good morning guys. How are you say hello to Alex Irene?

0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Morning Alex?

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:53.720
<v Speaker 4>How are you.

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:56.800
<v Speaker 5>Morning, Irene? Thanks for the support here. Yeah.

0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you choose him or you wanted Hazey and Hazy

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 1>was already taken in Irene. You know what, I'm happy.

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:03.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm happy with that.

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:05.759
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go to Amy from Blake Few.

0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:07.920
<v Speaker 7>Amy.

0:45:08.000 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 1>You're on team Hazy. Hi, guys, Okay, big Wedgy family

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:16.400
<v Speaker 1>pass on the line here here, good pressure. Okay, do

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 1>you want to practice your buzzes or do you think

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>you're good?

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Pretty Hazy?

0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 5>Alex?

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 1>What do you want? What year was the Adelaide Football

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Club founded?

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 5>Okay, it has to be nineteen ninety one, dades.

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I also, we can take that founded was nineteen ninety

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 1>played in the first season in nineteen ninety one, producer Molly.

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 1>We'll give it to him.

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Sorry on the board, Ira, We'll give it to him. Oh,

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I see what's happening here? Wrong? Answers are right? Okay, cool,

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:49.399
<v Speaker 2>that's fine.

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:50.480
<v Speaker 1>How did you know the answer?

0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I did, but unfortunately I didn't get that up now

0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:53.280
<v Speaker 2>already said.

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Ninety Alex, what you will discover is he's highly competitive

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:02.839
<v Speaker 1>and gets a little bit sweet is it's okay? Question two?

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:06.840
<v Speaker 1>How many points the Crows defeat Essendon.

0:46:06.640 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 2>By jesus hiz go? Was it sixty?

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 1>That was very close?

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Closer to sixty one?

0:46:21.000 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 5>I thought, did you know that?

0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:26.239
<v Speaker 2>You just let it go?

0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:26.440
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Come here, I can't believe you didn't know that off

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:30.399
<v Speaker 1>the bat. You're played in the game, mate, You're just.

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 5>So in the game. Scoreboard worries about itself.

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not worried about school board. He's just worried

0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:37.200
<v Speaker 2>about kicking goals. I'm just kid.

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 1>That is too nil to Alex nilbull and question three,

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:46.800
<v Speaker 1>what is the name of the Adelaide Crows Massot Club?

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:49.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we'll take it claw the Cray.

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, poor Curls Crow. I didn't know his middle name.

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:54.480
<v Speaker 5>Was girls.

0:46:54.840 --> 0:47:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Is that you needed to start after?

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Question number four, this is your sweet spot.

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:09.440
<v Speaker 1>This is a numbers question. What number is Jordan Butts

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:11.720
<v Speaker 1>forty one?

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I think Jordan butt span over here too, by the.

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Way, okay, Question number five.

0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:26.320
<v Speaker 2>But the win this is a big one. Where do

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:26.919
<v Speaker 2>you go to dad?

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Who won the Malcolm Black Medal in for Alex.

0:47:35.120 --> 0:47:38.280
<v Speaker 2>You said he went in early before he finished the question.

0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:42.680
<v Speaker 5>It would have had to have been a draw with

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:47.000
<v Speaker 5>the one in Ali Ben Casey and our skipper Jordan Dawson.

0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I played played, I.

0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Range from Woodville Park. Good morning, you're a.

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<v Speaker 6>Winner, Thank you, thanks Alex enjoy there you go.

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 2>That's what the Crows do. They just win. They just win.

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:07.400
<v Speaker 2>If it's football, if it's quizzes, if it's speed skating,

0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 2>speed walking, even they win.

0:48:12.480 --> 0:48:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Irene has picked up the Big Wedgy inflatable water park.

0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Tickets open all summer at Westpeech Parks. Bookie tickets now

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:21.479
<v Speaker 1>at the Big Wedgy dot com dot are you Alex Bullen?

0:48:21.600 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 1>It is a pleasure as always, well played, sir, well.

0:48:24.280 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 5>Played, Thank you, and when's training for the speed woman?

0:48:29.880 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 1>You know you're not leaving here without a video, you

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:32.440
<v Speaker 1>know that right.

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Keeping on the show with Socials that Joey just about us,

0:48:36.800 --> 0:48:39.000
<v Speaker 2>just about it for us this week. I just got

0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 2>to catch up with my mouth there Jade's don't thanks

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 2>to shell OTR this morning. What a pleasure was to

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 2>have Alex Neil Bullen in before just delivered a bombshell.

0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:49.800
<v Speaker 1>No one saw this coming. I who's just having a

0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 1>casual conversation about oh, if you competed at the next

0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Olympics twenty twenty eight in LA, what would you do?

0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:56.800
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, well, you know what, I was a

0:48:56.840 --> 0:49:02.239
<v Speaker 1>state walking chap. Well, once we picked our was up

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:05.840
<v Speaker 1>off the floor from laughter. Alex, that's fantastic. Would you

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:07.960
<v Speaker 1>mind giving us a demonstration? And he did and he

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:12.120
<v Speaker 1>did and that will be on the Jody and Hazy socials.

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Well so quick almost set the building on fire. Oh man,

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:19.359
<v Speaker 1>he talked himself up like he talked to a really

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 1>big game and we thought, come on, he's up chair.

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:23.919
<v Speaker 2>It makes sense when you got calves like that as well. Yeah,

0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:26.280
<v Speaker 2>at Jody and Hayes on Instagram. Check it out because

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 2>it is just it's art, that's what it is. He

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:32.520
<v Speaker 2>was so quick off the mark producer Molly, Hello to you.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:33.840
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't breaking news. Hello.

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:37.840
<v Speaker 3>So Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have welcomed to

0:49:37.840 --> 0:49:38.759
<v Speaker 3>their little girl.

0:49:39.120 --> 0:49:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Her name has just been revealed in wait, wait, was

0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 1>she even pregnant? Did she have that? Yeah?

0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was. They weren't pumped to it.

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Are they even together?

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>They are together? Right? And this name.

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:56.720
<v Speaker 3>We would like to welcome our little celestial seed.

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Celestial, so lest your seed seed?

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Look, I've got a couple of mates from back in

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:06.800
<v Speaker 2>school and they nick names seed. Not for good reasons, No, okay,

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:07.879
<v Speaker 2>not for good rason.

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>It imagic, Yeah, but that should tickle you. You from

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:12.879
<v Speaker 1>a farm, seeding, et cetera.

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a header a little seed.

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:22.839
<v Speaker 1>But also your dad's name's machine Gun. So yeah, what

0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 1>do we expect?

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 2>First name machine middle game gun, last name Kelly.

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:29.880
<v Speaker 1>It was never going to be Jake Smith?

0:50:30.000 --> 0:50:31.319
<v Speaker 5>Was it Steve?

0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:35.320
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's also a girl, so oh yeah, a little seed?

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:35.800
<v Speaker 8>Is it?

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 5>She?

0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Lovely? I quickly before you get out here as well,

0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:41.200
<v Speaker 2>we need to talk about gather around, and in particular,

0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:44.080
<v Speaker 2>gather around me Jodi and Hasey. What about this all

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:46.640
<v Speaker 2>next week? Every day we have four day passes to

0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 2>gather around that'll get you into every single game at

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Adelaide over. It's worth fourteen hundred bucks trucks.

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 1>It went absolutely off last year. We're doing it again.

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Just pictures of up there PEPSI collective, DJ's going off,

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.200
<v Speaker 1>having the time of your life. Let's do it.

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, reachter, we details ra than Ova player and hopefully

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.520
<v Speaker 2>you can win next week that'll do it for us.

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:06.400
<v Speaker 2>We are out of here. If your name is Seed,

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:08.360
<v Speaker 2>apologies for offending you.