1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: This podcast. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. I don't know, something like yes, 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: something inviting. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 3: Welcome to the podcast. 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 4: That's a bit more jazz hands. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking. I mean, that was a 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 3: great idea. What genre would you like for an intro? 8 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 5: What do you think would like? I mean country is 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 5: taking off at the moment. 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 3: Welcome to you the podcast. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: Anyway, we're all, we're here and we've got gee, we've 12 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 2: got some good stuff to get to. 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 3: Where do you start when you have so many presents 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: to unwrap? 15 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 2: I am going to tell you all about a woman 16 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 2: who just I think she got fed up with love 17 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 2: the idea of finding it, and so she didn't marry 18 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 2: a man or a woman or any of them. 19 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 4: Don't say gender anyway, the above or below. She married 20 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 4: a sounds like giver. She married a giver a river. 21 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 4: That's all in the podcast. 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 3: This is a Fit Friend Pat podcast great the Brett 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,919 Speaker 3: Perry who works at the audio department. Here he knocks 24 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 3: on the door of the studio this time every day, 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 3: seeing if anyone wants a lorry lolly lorry lorry made. 26 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: He wheels the lorry in and it's full of Lolli's that. 27 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: You're talking about the lady Laurie or the man Laurie 28 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 2: Laury Lawrence wasn't swimming coach. 29 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 5: He comes in and slaps your face after you win. 30 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 5: Go let's go. 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 3: You good thing. 32 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 2: Idiot here, and don't speak about yourself like that. 33 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 6: I want to talk about money for nothing, because you 34 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 6: know what, I stupidly and I don't do this usually, 35 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 6: but I do not pick up World Unjess good hit Straits. 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,119 Speaker 5: So I picked up a. 37 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 6: Number that I didn't know on my phone and I 38 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 6: don't usually do that. 39 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 5: Kate. 40 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 6: It was an O two numbers from Sydney, and for 41 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 6: some reason I just thought, yeah, what I'm in one 42 00:01:59,120 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 6: of those moods. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 5: I'm crazy chatting to someone. 44 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 4: How's you going? 45 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 5: When is that hello? Hello? 46 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 7: Ryan speaking? 47 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 4: Brian answered the phone with saying who you are? 48 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 5: Hello Michael? 49 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 4: He said, Michael. 50 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 3: Would be weird unless you're impersonating me. 51 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 5: Hello Michael speaking, Hello O speaking. Anyway, it was Foxtel. 52 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm on at thirteen twenty fourteen. How long 53 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 6: were you getting away with something for free before they 54 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 6: busted you? 55 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 4: What have you been doing? 56 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 8: So? 57 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 6: I because I worked at Fox Steal for quite a 58 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 6: long time. I was a fox Tell employee k and 59 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 6: that means I got fox Steel for free. Now our 60 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 6: show got canceled around about six months ago the back page, and. 61 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 5: I'm still be getting free Foxedel. 62 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 6: Okay, So anyway, idiot picks up this phoneer, I didn't 63 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 6: even know. Hello, it's vip here Foxtel. I just want 64 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 6: to speak to Ryan Fitzgerald. And I knew straight away 65 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,959 Speaker 6: they've busted me. So anyway, they just said, look, we're 66 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 6: just you know that you're not paying anything for this account. 67 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 5: I said yes, and it doesn't say here that you're 68 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 5: an employee anymore. 69 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 6: I had to be honest. I had to come clean, 70 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 6: and I've lost it now. It reminded me of in 71 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 6: thirteen twenty fourteen. If this has happened to you before, 72 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,839 Speaker 6: when when you may have been getting a service and 73 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 6: they forgot about it and you've been getting it free 74 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 6: for a while. 75 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 3: It's a great feeling, isn't it When that happens, a 76 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 3: lot of people don't like to admit it, but just 77 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 3: quietly they go on knowing that in the background, everything 78 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 3: is sweet as a par I had it with votaphone fits. 79 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 3: For some reason, there was I think when I first 80 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 3: got into radio. There was a promotion that happened to 81 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 3: Votaphone and they gave us phones and they gave us 82 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 3: a SIM card and it was like, go for your life, guys. 83 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 3: You know our network is yours. 84 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 4: What you didn't pay for a fune? 85 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 3: No, didn't didn't pay for a phone bill for god 86 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 3: knows how long. 87 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 6: I got the exact same thing. When I won Big Brother, 88 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 6: I got a three. Oh sorry, I didn't win it. 89 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 6: So when I was on Big Brother, sorry I got fourth. 90 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 6: So but I won phone, a three flip phone. Remember 91 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 6: three so, which was Hutchinson Telligion Communications. They were bought 92 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,839 Speaker 6: out right, so I was getting free phone calls and 93 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 6: I got a free phone, and then they were brought 94 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 6: out by Votera Phone in Australia, so three was no 95 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 6: more in. 96 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 5: Australia and I just carried on. No one had any idea. 97 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 6: All the contestants from Big Brother Season four we had 98 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 6: free phone calls for around about ten years after the 99 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 6: show finished. 100 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 7: Trevor, Trevor's got it. 101 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 5: Trev's still got it. He's still using his three flip phone. 102 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 3: What about Egles? He got it? 103 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 5: Nah, he didn't get one anything. He was kicked out 104 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 5: in the first week. Peter, you've been getting a perk 105 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 5: for ages. 106 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 8: What is it, Pete afternoon? 107 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 5: Guys. 108 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, I graduated UNI, let's say about twelve eleven, twelve 109 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 8: years ago, but I just decided to renew my university 110 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 8: card just prior to graduating, and for some reason it 111 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,839 Speaker 8: expired in twenty twenty seven, so almost forty and still 112 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 8: kicking on with the student discount. 113 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 3: Yeah that's Pepe would have saved your fortune. I would 114 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 3: have thought. 115 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean look Christop cream dozens for fifteen bucks. Help. 116 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome pistol, Pete Midge, right, welcome to the show. Mitch, 117 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 3: tell us what you've been getting getting away for with 118 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 3: thank you. 119 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 9: We used to have a Baggar's the light stamp and 120 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 9: remember when they used to have those cards. Yeah, so 121 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 9: we used to stamp it at home and then go 122 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 9: in for your seventh three lope in store. 123 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 3: Wow. You'd have to keep changing out the store though, 124 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 3: wouldn't you. 125 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 9: Mitch, exactly right. My old man was so good at it. 126 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 9: But now they've gone digital, so you can't do it anymore. 127 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. 128 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 6: See the doctor's certificate pad. Someone's stole I remember someone 129 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 6: that Mitsubishi stole it, and they would sell it for 130 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 6: five bucks. If you wanted a six certificate, you could 131 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 6: get a blank one kate for five dollars and he 132 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 6: would sell the whole pad out immediately. 133 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 3: My wife got suspended from her school for stealing the 134 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 3: doctor's pad. 135 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 5: Oh did she? Lisa is not going to be happy 136 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 5: with you here. 137 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 3: And it was just all the kids were grabbing one 138 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,119 Speaker 3: and using it however they wanted. 139 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 4: How did she steal it? Was her dada doctor. 140 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 3: Eaving little piggy hands snatching pads from the doctor's rooms. 141 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 5: Naughty, Amanda, what have you been getting for free? 142 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 10: Well, for the last three years we moved into a 143 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 10: new property and every pay. 144 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 3: For it and you broke up. Then was that power? 145 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 2: Did you say, I wish you get the Herald? 146 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:53,359 Speaker 10: Yeah? 147 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 3: Sure, well you've got it. 148 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 6: You've got You've got to run with this, Amanda, to 149 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 6: see how long you can go for. 150 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 10: Absolutely it's them loves it if you stick around reading 151 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 10: the paper. 152 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,119 Speaker 5: When I'm all Amanda, justin tell us about Telstra? Justin? 153 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 11: Well, I used to work for Telstra and they gave 154 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 11: us a phone service and an innet service when the 155 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 11: four G started and I left about football five years 156 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 11: after and I had it until five G was when 157 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 11: they caught up with me, because when I twitched to 158 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 11: five G it turned off. I was heartbroken, but I 159 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 11: had it for years, was fine for years. 160 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, well played. 161 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 6: It's you know what, These are the little wins in life. 162 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 6: You've just every day you got to thankful. 163 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 3: When it happens, you got to run with them. I 164 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 3: go to hell. No, you won't go to hell. Just 165 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 3: take advantage of life. That's all. It isn't when we 166 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 3: get to when you get to the pearly gates, they're 167 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 3: not going to pull you up on that one a podcast, 168 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 3: I wanted to revisit something cape. I'm not going to 169 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 3: say you and I had a stoush on air. It 170 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 3: wasn't a blow up. It wasn't a big issue, but 171 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 3: I do take had off to the comeback to the 172 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 3: barrage of jokes that I made to you. If you 173 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 3: miss it on the show. It was a couple of 174 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: days ago we were talking about plastic surgery. 175 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 6: Plastic surgery seriously, like, was this you had to Was 176 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 6: it an emergency or no? 177 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 5: This elected change your appearance. 178 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 2: No, it was to change my appearance. Mine was an emergency. 179 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 2: It was an emergency when you had to have it 180 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 2: done whipper because you had to get your head taken 181 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 2: out of your ass. 182 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 3: Big moment on the show. It was actually quite brilliant, 183 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 3: very direct speech. 184 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 4: I've had a. 185 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 2: Lot of positive feedback. People have come out of the 186 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 2: woodwork stopping on. 187 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 3: I'm waiting still to get it out and it's still 188 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 3: stuck up there and quite uncomfortable. So I'm headless as 189 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 3: I'm speaking out of my bum right. Now. Here's the thing. 190 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 3: What upset me was probably the celebration that took place 191 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 3: on the social media post we put. 192 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 2: Up an hours ready, great banter, awesome stuff. 193 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 3: You're the best, Kate, smiling face emoji, funny, funniest comment ever. 194 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 3: You're a star Kate Richie. 195 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 2: You are funny, surprisingly funny from Kate Richie. 196 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 3: As my eleven year old daughter would say, slay queen. 197 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 2: I had a few queens, actually I did, yes queen stuff. 198 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,479 Speaker 3: To me, it just sounded like the bashing had continued 199 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:35,319 Speaker 3: online of me for having my head up my old 200 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 3: a norse well said Kate Richie was another one. This 201 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,080 Speaker 3: is gold cake. Put him in his place in the 202 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 3: nicest way possible. 203 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 5: Give it right back, Kate well done. 204 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 3: Then the last comment, and the most popular comment, was 205 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 3: strangely from your mum and Richie, who just wrote awesome. 206 00:09:54,960 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's not all she wanted to say. I 207 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 4: had a discussion about this at home. 208 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 2: I said, oh, I know, mom, you you must have 209 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 2: been listening when I suggested that Whip had had a 210 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 2: bit of plastic surgery of his own, and she said. 211 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 5: Oh yes. 212 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 4: And then my daughter, letting your old daughter, piped up. 213 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 2: And said, oh, yeah, nanny was Nanny was going off 214 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 2: at Whipper, going off at Whipper in the car the 215 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 2: other day, and mom, Mom said, oh, that wasn't to 216 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 2: do with that. 217 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 4: That was something else. 218 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,319 Speaker 5: He just carries on. 219 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 3: Heather hashtag awesome. 220 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 4: Yeah you're okay, mate, You. 221 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 5: Could work in the cancer with. 222 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,559 Speaker 1: This is a friend Cake podcast. 223 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 2: Does this comment sit with you? The river is viewed 224 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 2: as an object and not a subject with rights, so 225 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 2: you can't legally marry it. 226 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 5: I'm just I would marry a river, well, river Phoenix. 227 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,559 Speaker 4: Funny you should say that because. 228 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 5: I'm in love with my local river. 229 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 3: Are you really how long you guys have been seeing 230 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 3: each other? 231 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 6: I I swim in it regularly, and you could say 232 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 6: that I'm probably making love to it while I'm there. 233 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 5: It's interesting. I just love laying in it. 234 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome mane. 235 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 4: Kind of creepy. 236 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 2: Not really would would you choose it over BJ though 237 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 2: your lovely wife? 238 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 5: Probably? Yeah. 239 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 2: Well that's what I want to ask today is if 240 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,560 Speaker 2: you could marry someone that wasn't your partner, if you 241 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 2: were going to renew your vows and you could make 242 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 2: a change and marry something else, what would it be 243 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten? Maybe it's your bed Because this 244 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 2: woman she did marry a river. 245 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,080 Speaker 4: Her name is Meg Avon. 246 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 2: She's twenty nine and she was united in holy matrimony 247 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 2: with the River Avon in the southwest of England. This 248 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 2: was three years ago, so we're checking in with Meg again. 249 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,840 Speaker 5: There's no clean river in England that is there. It 250 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 5: does look. 251 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 4: Quite murky if you look at the photographs. 252 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 5: The Thames is horrific. Guy. There was a guy swimming 253 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,920 Speaker 5: in the Brisbane River the other night. Did you see that? 254 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 3: That's beautiful? 255 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,680 Speaker 5: Bullshk Yeah, bull sharks and bacteria. I don't know what's 256 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 5: going to get to you first? 257 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 3: Good for your immune system? 258 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 2: What about when they had the swimming race in Paris 259 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 2: when people swimming. 260 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 4: Past the float little floats. 261 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,680 Speaker 5: Have you got green river in the system? 262 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,839 Speaker 6: Credence, clear water revival, great song anyway, Yeah, yarra. 263 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 3: I mean that's a beautiful looking river. I mean you 264 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 3: can see sort of body parts and a fuse sticking 265 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 3: out of the. 266 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 6: Jumped off one of the bridges down in the Arrow River. 267 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,680 Speaker 6: Don't do that, got arrested. 268 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: Don't do that, yeah, and will certainly don't drink it, 269 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 2: keep your mouth taped shut, preferably, don't breathe, don't even 270 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 2: let it in your ease, don't make love to it. 271 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,719 Speaker 2: Look no, and like like FITZI does in the river 272 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 2: his house. But look I get this Meg, she says 273 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 2: things a bit like you fits. I'm still finding time 274 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 2: to swim in the river every week. This is three 275 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,680 Speaker 2: years after marriage, so the honeymoon is certainly not over, 276 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 2: even in the winter when it's when it has been 277 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 2: particularly wet, which also feels which always feels riskier. 278 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 4: I mean, I would have thought that the river was wet. 279 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 2: Year round, but I am committed in every experience I 280 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 2: have in the water as lush. 281 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:27,439 Speaker 5: Now. 282 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 4: I get that people do. 283 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 2: Feel connections to things that aren't human, but I don't 284 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 2: completely understand the full on marriage. 285 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,079 Speaker 3: You're okay, You're okay with the lady that you married 286 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 3: a train station not long ago. That hers that are 287 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,439 Speaker 3: dressed up as a bride just hugging the wall. 288 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 4: I don't understand that at all. 289 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 2: I understand nature. I do understand nature, like a tree. 290 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 5: What about the woman who married a spirit that she 291 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 5: had in her house. 292 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 2: And then they talk talks about their intimacy and their 293 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 2: relationship and stuff and stuff like that. But I guess 294 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 2: whatever you know floats your boat as a. 295 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 3: Ghost or in a river. I find the strangest part. 296 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 3: I'm just trying to picture the ceremony. I mean, when 297 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 3: you send out an invite and your family read that 298 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 3: you are marrying river, they go, oh my god, I 299 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 3: see a handsome country man. I can just picture him, 300 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,679 Speaker 3: a man from the land. 301 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 4: And what a great name. 302 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 3: It's actually it's a free flowing river. 303 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'd like to see photos of the wedding. 304 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 2: I'm guessing it could have been. 305 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 4: They're probably floating around, but it might have been like 306 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 4: a baptism right. 307 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 3: When you dip your head in. I mean, do they 308 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 3: get together on the bucks party and ever understands in 309 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 3: the river and hasn't been I'm just trying to picture 310 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 3: how the whole and that wedding. 311 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 6: N Yeah, where do you go for the honeymoon or 312 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 6: something like that, or do you take it? 313 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 3: You dig a little hole fits in the river, just 314 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 3: sort of creeps into a private area and you have 315 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 3: your romance there just in the mud. There's so many options. 316 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 4: Bitten by Mauzis anyway. 317 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 3: I mean good luck to her, Yeah, I mean God, 318 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 3: when you put your hand up the same I'm doing 319 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 3: that and that's my way forward. You might lose a 320 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 3: few friends. Don't try it a fitz Whipper podcast. I 321 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 3: know the word is cocoa, but I hear about coca 322 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 3: as well when we talk about chocolate. 323 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 2: But you don't know it's You don't know it's cocoa 324 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 2: because I've just tried to tell you how to read 325 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,720 Speaker 2: that word, which is cocoa, and I've used it like 326 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 2: I use it all the time, and you just live, 327 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 2: your friend, No, co c a is cocoa. 328 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 3: Not cocoa. 329 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 6: There's a world shortage of coco. That's why chocolate's going 330 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 6: up so much. 331 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 3: Some eggs in fact, heading into Easter. My god, prices 332 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 3: have almost doubled with the ex size schooler. 333 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 5: We could scrap it, couldn't you? Can you scrap the 334 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 5: tradition of eggs over Easter? 335 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 3: Come, hey, you settle down. Do you know if you 336 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 3: would look in our cupboard at home? We have still 337 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 3: got so much chocolate from last Easter? 338 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 5: Is it find? 339 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 4: It depends if you've left it in the heat. 340 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 3: It's a dog pool on the lawn. It's got a 341 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 3: bit white. 342 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 5: I think, oh, yeah, that's no good. 343 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 2: When you've saved it and you're so clever that you've 344 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 2: still got Easter eggs left, and then you open it 345 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 2: and it looks like it has its rot dermatitis. 346 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. In the past two years, four eggs have vanish 347 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 3: from one brand's range because they were because of the 348 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 3: cocoa is so expensive, because prices have rocketed to twelve 349 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 3: dollars fifty from twelve dollars fifty to eighteen dollars. 350 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 4: On one particular kind of. 351 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,160 Speaker 3: Egg, I would suggest a kilo of cocoa. 352 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 5: What about? 353 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 6: But you remember the birdie beetle was always the best 354 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 6: because it was the cheapest. 355 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 4: It wasn't the best, it. 356 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 3: Was a really good mate. And when you got it 357 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 3: in the show bag and it had sort of the 358 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 3: granular bits of I don't know, biscuit or something, and. 359 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 5: It it was the cheapest showbag. 360 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,240 Speaker 4: That's why everyone got it. Mum and Dad told you 361 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 4: it was the best. 362 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 2: Showbag one dollar because it was like nothing like I 363 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 2: loved it. 364 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 3: The gag the birdie beat all. 365 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,679 Speaker 6: To say, you only get you had a limit of 366 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 6: two showbags every Royal As show, but one of them 367 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 6: had to be Berdie be Come. 368 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,239 Speaker 3: It says here that Aldi has trimmed twenty grams off 369 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 3: there but Offy and Rocky Road hot Cross buns just 370 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,879 Speaker 3: to keep them the same price because the cocoa price 371 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 3: has gone up so much. 372 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,800 Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's that could be a good choice. 373 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 2: Rather, you don't even maybe you won't even notice the 374 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 2: twenty grams less, but you would notice it to your hip. 375 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 3: How am I meant to be excited heading into his stuff? 376 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 3: I can't drive my car because the fuel prices are through, 377 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 3: But now me bloody Eggs is drinking. 378 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 5: Have you seen this size solute joke? 379 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 2: You know what's smaller summer rolls. 380 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,919 Speaker 5: And the honey Nouga. 381 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,439 Speaker 4: Logs hands have just got bigger. 382 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,920 Speaker 2: I think It is that thing when you go back 383 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 2: to the school you used to go to and it 384 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 2: felt like a big castle, and then you go back 385 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 2: and it's like a stack shed. 386 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,639 Speaker 5: I cut it up between you and Lenny and I 387 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,199 Speaker 5: the other night. 388 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, what you should Why are they eating? 389 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 5: It's for the adult and I would have thought to 390 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 5: if it was for dinner. 391 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 3: If you're going to change the size of something and 392 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 3: it's someone's favorite, give us a heads up. 393 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,239 Speaker 5: All right. 394 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 3: I don't want the surprise of getting the Vanetta. And 395 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 3: I bring it out for the whole family and there's 396 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,199 Speaker 3: five people and they go, oh, great, enough for three. 397 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 5: Tommy, tell me that you know what they do? 398 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 4: They do. 399 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 2: They can't say it's five hundred grams when it's actually 400 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 2: four seventy, so they do label it correctly. 401 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,880 Speaker 3: It's just that not in my eyes. 402 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,159 Speaker 6: Along the theme of things getting smaller, Tom Whipper's contribution. 403 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 3: To the show, the price is going up there to 404 00:18:55,080 --> 00:19:01,639 Speaker 3: Tom about my interest, Yeah, how's that going. I'll just 405 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 3: get my head out of my bum again. 406 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 1: This is a fancy friends podcast. 407 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,920 Speaker 2: I want to talk about the fuel crisis. 408 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 3: Let's not drive. 409 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 2: I drove home last night. I only live about twenty 410 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 2: minutes from work, and I thought I was just under. 411 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,680 Speaker 6: Half a tank ad of that eighty dollars just right 412 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 6: there bank. 413 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,880 Speaker 3: Do you put it into neutral when you were down 414 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 3: the hills? 415 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:24,719 Speaker 8: No? 416 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 4: Do you know what it costs me? Cost me one 417 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 4: hundred and thirty dollars to put fuel in? 418 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 6: That'll only last you three days now because of the 419 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,200 Speaker 6: fuel crist. 420 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 2: The car's diesel. But the first to yeah, I know 421 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 2: you got a fancy Ford for the one fifty. 422 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 4: I did you have one of those ones upon a time. 423 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 3: Like a Bronco? Yeah? 424 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 4: I did. 425 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 6: I'd love what Why what were you doing at the time? 426 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 5: What track were you doing at the time. 427 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 2: They're pretty cool cars. I mean they've all for the environment, 428 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 2: and that's. 429 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 4: What I don't have one anymore, of course, thank you. 430 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 2: Anyway, two fuel stations, the first few, two that I 431 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 2: intended to pull up at, no fuel. Third one they 432 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 2: did have the fuel I needed, but none of the rest. 433 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 3: Is that rong? 434 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,919 Speaker 2: They're saying that there may be nationwide, Well, earlier it 435 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,680 Speaker 2: was seven hundred and eighty fuel stations, so it's probably 436 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,160 Speaker 2: up around one thousand fuel stations now that are out 437 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,679 Speaker 2: of fuel completely. 438 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 3: Don't I just don't know whether it's panic or not. 439 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 2: No, and I'm not telling you to panic, but what 440 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 2: I am saying is that there is a bit of 441 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 2: global concern because of everything that is going on. And 442 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 2: I'm telling you not, but it is saying get ready 443 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 2: for a lockdown two point zero, likening it to COVID 444 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,480 Speaker 2: and having to stay at home and people, as you know, 445 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 2: we just don't want to do that again. 446 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,360 Speaker 4: But there is there are a few suggestions. 447 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,360 Speaker 2: Maybe you are already doing some of these thirteen twenty 448 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 2: four ten if you are, but they're advising that perhaps 449 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,359 Speaker 2: you shift travel from private cars to public transport. Oh, 450 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 2: that's the name, restricting vehicle access in major cities on 451 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 2: alternating days based on license plates. 452 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 4: That's in some places. 453 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 6: Do you know the one I heard? I had a 454 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 6: Chackler drive slower. 455 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 4: It's not crazy, so you don't use the brake. 456 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 3: No, it's the idea there'll be there'll be a sweet 457 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 3: spot between fuel consumption and how many kilometers per How 458 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,679 Speaker 3: are you doing? And I don't know what it is 459 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,359 Speaker 3: in my car, but I'm still racing home. 460 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 5: Well, it's it's in an electric car as well. 461 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 6: If you fang it in an electric car, you are 462 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,679 Speaker 6: using the battery a lot quicker than you usually do. 463 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,920 Speaker 6: It's the same with fuel as well, but they actually 464 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,560 Speaker 6: say if you if you cut down you're driving by 465 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 6: about ten kilometers an hour, you are, you get more 466 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 6: out of your. 467 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 3: Fuel the inefficiency point. For sure. 468 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 4: I think that maybe we should And this is just 469 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,000 Speaker 4: my idea. 470 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 2: Years you're going to pick me up, but I'm happy 471 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,320 Speaker 2: to drive an hour to pick Jess up. 472 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,400 Speaker 4: But I will not drive up the road. 473 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:10,919 Speaker 5: To keep. 474 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 3: Okay, I know what you made. Because you're worried, I'll 475 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,880 Speaker 3: walk to your house. Oh yeah, that could work. 476 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 4: You just wait out the front. I'll come and get you. 477 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: This is a friend Cape podcast. This is a podcast. 478 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 4: I've been reading up on the wrong story. 479 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,919 Speaker 3: Awesome, the prep Monster. What story did you want to 480 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,000 Speaker 3: go with? Well? 481 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 4: Am I swapping them over? 482 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,360 Speaker 5: Yah? Swap it over? 483 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 7: Why don't you be crazy? Just mix it up? 484 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 4: God, I'm so crazy, you know what. That's what people 485 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,400 Speaker 4: say when they talk about all that. Kate Richie, she's 486 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:51,159 Speaker 4: on the Do you know why I am reading up 487 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 4: on this. 488 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 2: Story ahead of the driving license story? 489 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 5: I go anywhere. 490 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 4: It's on the show. 491 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 2: Later, Harry and Megan, we've spoken about the Royals or 492 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 2: the quasi royals. 493 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 4: They're calling them before. 494 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 2: But they're they're on their way. They're going to be 495 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,679 Speaker 2: here next month. And Australians are demanding that Harry and 496 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 2: Meghan pay for. 497 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,680 Speaker 4: Themselves on their quasi royal visit. 498 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 2: There's been a fresh petition launched, thousands of people have 499 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:26,959 Speaker 2: signed it. Where can you find it beyond Australia has 500 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 2: urged the government not to use taxpayer funds for the 501 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 2: couple security logistics and other requirements. 502 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 4: Right and the group. 503 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 2: Who are spearheading this campaign, and I get it, they've 504 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 2: said the activities are private and commercial and must be 505 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 2: treated strictly as a private visit. 506 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 6: Because the activities, the activities where we have to go 507 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,879 Speaker 6: and watch them talk for two and a half thousand 508 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 6: dollars a ticket. 509 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,119 Speaker 2: Wheah, I think they were up but they were up 510 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 2: at around three thousand or something like that. 511 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,960 Speaker 4: And I get it because Australians are. 512 00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 2: Facing significant cost of living pressures at the moment. It 513 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 2: wouldn't be smart would it had been paying for their 514 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 2: trip out of taxpayers? 515 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,119 Speaker 3: Is she coming here for a private corporate understanding? 516 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 4: That's exactly what it is, isn't it. 517 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 3: Well, there's absolutely no requirement for the Australian government to 518 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 3: handle any part of that. 519 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 2: Well that's lucky, isn't it. Because it has since been 520 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 2: confirmed that the Sussex's trip to Australia is being privately funded. 521 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 3: Oh thank you by them. 522 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 4: And that's what got me, That's why I was drawn 523 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,360 Speaker 4: into this story. 524 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,880 Speaker 3: Is Harry doing anything, like he's just hanging out. Harry's coming, 525 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,880 Speaker 3: They bring the kids, bring the tickets. 526 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,399 Speaker 6: I think he's doing. He's at the sports bar at 527 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 6: the casino. I think he's there for an appearance. 528 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 4: Think he might go to the east to show a 529 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 4: more park there in. 530 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 3: Sydney, judge the cows or something. 531 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 4: He doesn't have to go out to the show. 532 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,760 Speaker 3: He might get the Birdy Beetle show bag. In fact, 533 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 3: we're talking about this earlier. Tom off Her delivers an 534 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 3: unbelievable fact about Birdie beetle. 535 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 12: Oh well, so you know the honeycomb from the Birdie 536 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,360 Speaker 12: beat or the Berty Beetle is all made from the 537 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,640 Speaker 12: broken up bits of a violet crumble. 538 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 5: Wow, wore you go? Yes? 539 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 7: It's like how can we not waste was? 540 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? 541 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 6: Is that like the off cuts of a Chico roll? 542 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 6: Sort of Tom, Is it like no one knows what's 543 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,400 Speaker 6: in there? 544 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,400 Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a bit of a great chocolate story. 545 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 5: Tom. 546 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 7: This isn't the one about the percentage of. 547 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,399 Speaker 3: This one here before? We know Toblarn as a great 548 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 3: Swiss chocolate. It's got the picture of the matterhorn on it. 549 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 3: Which kind of chocolate tobleron. 550 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 4: You don't need to say it like that, tybl Iron, mate. 551 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,880 Speaker 3: It was actually when the company started, it was called 552 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 3: Tobler and they had different samples. They had Tobla one, 553 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 3: Tobler two, Tobler three. And then someone came along and said, oh, 554 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 3: what's that to Blarne, you're running the word tobler and 555 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 3: one as one word. And then it got soapop. 556 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 7: Wow, what a cool story, bro. I'm sticking around. 557 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,440 Speaker 5: Coming up next more Swiss stories. 558 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,719 Speaker 3: John Cabri. 559 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 4: I love to Laron when I was bored? 560 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 3: What about red Julip? Where that comes from? Cool? 561 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 5: Put that one in the podcast, Tom. 562 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,879 Speaker 1: This is a Friend Pate podcast. 563 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,440 Speaker 5: A con man living in Spain has been arrested. 564 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,159 Speaker 6: Because he was getting getting out of paying for his 565 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 6: meals at various restaurants by faking heart attacks. Fat man 566 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,720 Speaker 6: actually cheering in this band so he did it on 567 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 6: twenty different occasions. Fifty year old man Lithuanian national by 568 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,199 Speaker 6: the name of Adis had done it to twenty different restaurants. 569 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:04,080 Speaker 6: In his latest target, he ordered a seafood paler two whiskies, 570 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,679 Speaker 6: cost around about thirty six dollars. When he finished his 571 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 6: meals and drinks, the man attempted to leave, but was 572 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,199 Speaker 6: stopped by a restaurant staff who had told him that 573 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 6: He told him to pay, and then he said, I 574 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 6: just need to go back to my hotel to get 575 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 6: the money. They said, no, you can't do that. He 576 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 6: then claimed he felt unwell and threw himself to the 577 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 6: ground and facked a heart Attackers. 578 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,919 Speaker 3: It's real commitment, isn't it. 579 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,159 Speaker 6: Restaurant owner said it was very theatrical. He pretended to 580 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,639 Speaker 6: faint and then slunk on the floor holding his heart. 581 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 6: The restaurant staff didn't buy the man's antics, called the cops, 582 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 6: and the cops went, yeah, he's been done before. 583 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's ended up in prison. 584 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 3: He's got form. It's done work, isn't it. Well, what 585 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 3: I mean, if you have a heart attack, why does 586 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 3: that get you out of paying the bill? 587 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,679 Speaker 2: To be honest, well, you mean, I guess if the 588 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 2: ambulance has come to get you. 589 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,400 Speaker 3: It' on a minute. I'm running a mum and dad 590 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 3: shop here, and I need people to pay for the food. 591 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,120 Speaker 3: You've eaten the meal. Give us some thirty six dollars. 592 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 2: If I if I, if I ran a restaurant and 593 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 2: someone legitimately had a heart attack and was taken to hospital, 594 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,680 Speaker 2: then I probably wave as thirty six dollars bill. 595 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 6: Because they were only minor crimes. Because he wasn't racking 596 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 6: up a huge bill. Most restaurants were letting him off. 597 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 6: I mean, he's only early. Wanted his Paella and he 598 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 6: just wanted to cut the whiskeys. 599 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,640 Speaker 5: That's it. Fake the hand, heart attack and off you go, 600 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,159 Speaker 5: free food. 601 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 3: I mean, I think we tried to do it. Tommy 602 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 3: did a nursing course. 603 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 7: Yes, seemed to be a paramedic nursing. 604 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 3: And we organized like the way you say that we 605 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 3: organized a This is worse. We organized a girl in 606 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 3: the car park at work. 607 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 4: Have to think about it. Yeah, are you going to. 608 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 5: About their landscape? 609 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 7: It was a prank, was wrong, wasn't it? 610 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 3: And I tried to walk I organized for her. She 611 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 3: was playing along and willing. 612 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 4: This could be our out right here it could and 613 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 4: me for the rest of the. 614 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 3: Women, she pretended to have a heart attack. 615 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 5: I've got a ferocious lawyer. 616 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 3: And then I ran over. I ran over and said, Tom, 617 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 3: what do we do? I don't think she's breathing, And 618 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 3: the ideas to see whether Tom knew what to do 619 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 3: and maybe give her mouth to mouth in the car parts. 620 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 5: Yes, But where unsafe. 621 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 12: Where it went horribly wrong was that other people started 622 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 12: calling the ambulance. So like bystanders who didn't where it 623 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 12: was a prank started calling Triple zero. 624 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 4: Clogging up the Triple zero. 625 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 3: So what we did is we made a deal that 626 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 3: we'd never tell anybody about just one of the many 627 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 3: great pranks here, Richard. 628 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 7: It's not your normal workplace, it's not. 629 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,600 Speaker 3: Unfortunately, you know, she lost her job soon after that 630 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 3: because she missed an important meeting at the time. But 631 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 3: you know, they come and they go anyway. We move 632 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,959 Speaker 3: on up next, an absolute driving disaster. 633 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: This is a fitz Whipper and podcast. 634 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 4: I want to talk about how long it's taken you 635 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 4: to get your driver as well. 636 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 3: Listen, don't be a shamed either if it's taken you 637 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 3: quite a long time. 638 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,719 Speaker 2: I actually know somebody that went for their driver's license today. 639 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 3: How they go? 640 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 5: How old? 641 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,800 Speaker 6: How old are they young? Okay, well that's what when 642 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 6: you usually do get. 643 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 4: Your license, but they didn't get it. 644 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 3: That's okay, that's okay, that's okay. I had three or 645 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 3: four faults? Did you started again? 646 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 4: Faults? 647 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 2: And then when did you lose your You get your 648 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 2: ris so badly executed? 649 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 3: Kate where you were going? 650 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 651 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 5: Ls three times? Didn't you? And then what your peace? 652 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,400 Speaker 5: Three times? 653 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 3: No, I've had my l's at the theory part of 654 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 3: the l's was really annoying. 655 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 4: Why it was usually. 656 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 3: L's wrong, couldn't get it right? There was that extra dash, extra. 657 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 5: Was ernie else the golfer. 658 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 3: I just confused the theory. And then there was a 659 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 3: computer part where people said you had to wait three 660 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 3: seconds and then say that when that. 661 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 4: I had to do it with impatience and I couldn't wait. Yeah. 662 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,400 Speaker 2: Well, this guy, there's a story coming out of Poland 663 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 2: and this guy. 664 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 4: He failed that part of the test. So the theoretical 665 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,000 Speaker 4: or is that how you say it? 666 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 2: The theory part of the test one hundred and thirty 667 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,240 Speaker 2: nine times? 668 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 4: Give me, Well, that's what it's saying. But I would 669 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 4: imagine if you've gone back. 670 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,200 Speaker 2: That many times, you should only have a certain amount. 671 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 4: I agree, of enough opportunity crack it. 672 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,040 Speaker 6: After one hundred, they don't deserve to be on the road. Sarah, 673 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 6: Who was it? And how many times did they foil 674 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 6: their license? Ah? 675 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 13: Hey, guys, so it was my dad seven times he got. 676 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 4: It, the eight after the eighth time. 677 00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,800 Speaker 3: Is he good driver? Sir? Is you a good driver? 678 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,440 Speaker 5: That is? 679 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 13: Actually he was driving before it's coming. 680 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's the thing. It might be the 681 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 3: theory and not the practical. On the roads, you find 682 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 3: people have it. 683 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 6: What did you have a phobia of driving? Now, I've 684 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 6: seen people who get nervous by on the world. It's 685 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 6: so dangerous because they then they go on the highway. 686 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,960 Speaker 6: It's like when cars are around them, they start to 687 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 6: freak out. 688 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 5: Seat you start to freak. 689 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 3: Out, Larissa, Welcome to the show. Your friend had a shocker, Yeah. 690 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 13: Five times. On the sixth time he got it, yep. 691 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 2: How do you fail that many times? Was it speeding 692 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,520 Speaker 2: or parking or something in particular or just annoying things? 693 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,560 Speaker 13: So in all five occasions, there was only two reasons 694 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,000 Speaker 13: why he failed. One was he failed to stop at 695 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 13: a stop sign, and one he went through a red light. 696 00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 3: So close. 697 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: This is a post. 698 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 3: He got an interesting one here, and this is such 699 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 3: a great idea. Testicular cancer, of course, very important. But 700 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 3: now they've come up with a great idea how to 701 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,960 Speaker 3: get boys, how to get men to put their hands 702 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,200 Speaker 3: down their pants. So the main problem we have here 703 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 3: is guys aren't checking themselves. 704 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 4: No, not in that way. 705 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 3: So an agency came up with a brilliant idea, how 706 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 3: do we get guys to check themselves. They've come up 707 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 3: with a thing called lump lottery, So if you find 708 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,280 Speaker 3: a lump, you can win a use your ticket is 709 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 3: in your pants. 710 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:43,360 Speaker 5: Well but are you celebrating. 711 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're celebrating because early detection is crucial. So 712 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,920 Speaker 3: the main problem here is no one's checking. How do 713 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 3: we get guys to check. 714 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 4: If there's a ute in it, then I will will check. 715 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 4: And that's the upside. 716 00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,360 Speaker 5: I mean. 717 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 3: Fortunately, well, you have to register and then you obviously 718 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 3: you go through the process of trying to work out 719 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 3: what you've got down there. But at the same time, 720 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 3: the chances of the early detection go right up because 721 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 3: you've got everybody checking it out. Have a listen to this. 722 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,480 Speaker 12: Testicular cancer highly treatable when caught early. 723 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 5: The guys aren't checking. If only there was a way 724 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,800 Speaker 5: of convincing. 725 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:31,800 Speaker 2: Them, introducing lump lottery. 726 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 5: Find a lump win. 727 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 11: That's right, you could win this suit just by checking 728 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 11: your balls. So come on, guys, the ticket is in 729 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 11: your pants. 730 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,960 Speaker 9: The ticket is your balls. 731 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,320 Speaker 3: Very very clever, Well done team. 732 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,759 Speaker 5: I've just checked. I can't win. 733 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 3: It's good news. It's good news for you as well. 734 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 4: But about the girls, what if I wanted you? 735 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,400 Speaker 3: There's nothing we can do. I mean, maybe try and 736 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 3: check someone else in. 737 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 4: So if I could just find a lump anywhere. 738 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,319 Speaker 3: Check Tom's maybe And. 739 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,960 Speaker 2: You don't know, I don't have to do that with 740 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 2: anyone very much. I'll let my dad and my brother. 741 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,520 Speaker 3: Know absolutely and they could possibly win a You very clever. 742 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 3: What a great campaign this is. 743 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,840 Speaker 1: Podcast? 744 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 3: Take you avecchy Hey brother, I over fifty with Peruke. Often, guys, 745 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,959 Speaker 3: we get caught up cost of living, fuel issues, war 746 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,719 Speaker 3: around the world. What about the good news stories? We 747 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,280 Speaker 3: just have to remind everybody that it's not a bad place. 748 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:33,839 Speaker 5: We got here. 749 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 3: You know, if you have a bit of a look 750 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 3: through the clouds, you might see a little rainbow area. 751 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,680 Speaker 3: It's across a green field with some flowers in it. 752 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,239 Speaker 4: You don't need to paint a picture, you just mean 753 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,360 Speaker 4: hashtag grateful. 754 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,720 Speaker 3: Don't you try not to say that, but hashtags grateful. 755 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,800 Speaker 4: I think it's a very good word. I think it 756 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,040 Speaker 4: was overused there for a while. It's not the true 757 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,840 Speaker 4: meaning that it's important to be well said. 758 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 3: Hashtag awesome. 759 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,320 Speaker 4: Put your mom'ster bit of shush thanks. 760 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,520 Speaker 3: A lot of people take to their diary at the 761 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 3: start of each data rite down what they're grateful for. 762 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 3: The journal story isn't I've got the first one here, 763 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 3: very it's very good for you journally. 764 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,239 Speaker 5: Yeah. 765 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm juggling life mate at the moment, are you? 766 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,640 Speaker 3: That's one thing you can do and it feels like 767 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 3: it takes longer than it was going to what scrap 768 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 3: Booking makes a day feel like a week? 769 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,080 Speaker 5: You know, my old man did it. 770 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 3: Did a did you really? 771 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 13: What do you mean? 772 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,799 Speaker 4: Put all the pictures of you in there? 773 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:32,879 Speaker 3: He did. 774 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 5: He had a jar of clag where he just get 775 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,319 Speaker 5: the glue, you know, the little paintbrush and the clag 776 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,120 Speaker 5: glue clagg. 777 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,560 Speaker 4: I love Yeah clad glue. I love Cli Clagg glue 778 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 4: not to eat? 779 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 3: What a wonderful? 780 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 4: What about Perkins paste? 781 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360 Speaker 3: Was a man called Perkin? 782 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:55,960 Speaker 4: Anyway? 783 00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,840 Speaker 3: Okay, we go, guys. Giant pandas are officially no longer 784 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,480 Speaker 3: considered endangered. Well, wonderful. 785 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,320 Speaker 5: That is wonderful. 786 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 3: News of the panthers that you were mates with. Fits 787 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 3: that were the Adelaide's. 788 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,880 Speaker 6: Wang Wang and Fooni. They had a baby, they didn't 789 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,840 Speaker 6: Fortunately there was only like one or two days a 790 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,320 Speaker 6: year where they could procreate, and unfortunately they just couldn't 791 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,400 Speaker 6: get the right mood and setting for them, couldn't make 792 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:25,759 Speaker 6: it happen. 793 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,560 Speaker 5: Who couldn't? 794 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,040 Speaker 3: Who was it for? Wang Wan? 795 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 5: I don't know. 796 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:31,920 Speaker 1: Do you know? 797 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 4: When I went to Hong Kong, Right, I'll find the video. 798 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,040 Speaker 4: I think I've spoken about this on a radio show previously, when. 799 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 3: I went, Yeah, we'll treats. 800 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,000 Speaker 10: My video I. 801 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:45,960 Speaker 4: Filmed on my. 802 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 5: Guys, film, should show us. 803 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:55,920 Speaker 4: The pandas in the panda and closure, right, it looked 804 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,280 Speaker 4: like a guy in a panda suit. 805 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 3: They didn't know reel they had that what they had 806 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,640 Speaker 3: for some reason. Often when they were moving things in 807 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 3: the enclosures in China, not to disturb the real pandas, 808 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,920 Speaker 3: they would get staff to dress up as pandas. 809 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,279 Speaker 5: Well. 810 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 4: I will show you my video. 811 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,799 Speaker 3: But Tommy, didn't they do something where they actually showed pandas. 812 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,480 Speaker 3: They showed footage of pandas mating to try and entice 813 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:32,800 Speaker 3: the pandas to mate panda porn to encourage Yeah, go 814 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 3: guys and Wang wang. If you don't know what to do, 815 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,759 Speaker 3: look at this video. Look at him. 816 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,839 Speaker 4: Go, I'll have what he's having. Kind of thing. 817 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,399 Speaker 5: I just googled something. I have to pack my desk. 818 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,520 Speaker 3: Look, there's a couple of animal ones here. The United 819 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 3: States is introducing new laws protecting pets during disasters. Isn't 820 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 3: that great? Make it ilegal to leave them behind? What 821 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 3: we're in a bush fire? Peru has granted legal rights 822 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 3: to bees in the Amazon, becoming the first country to 823 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,840 Speaker 3: protect insects this way. Well, wonder, that is beautiful. 824 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaker 4: There's a lot of animal stories. 825 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 3: If you've got something, absolutely, I'm so glad you asked. 826 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,640 Speaker 3: What about this one? Nurses in Barcelona hospital they're taking 827 00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,320 Speaker 3: bedridden patients to the beach to improve their recovery and 828 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:33,440 Speaker 3: mental well being. What a wonder that's not new Oh, okay, 829 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,760 Speaker 3: which nurse does that that you know? Yeah? Which hospital 830 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 3: you mates with? When have you taken a patient to 831 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:39,960 Speaker 3: the beach? 832 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,440 Speaker 4: I went to the bee? 833 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,080 Speaker 1: Oh? 834 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 3: What about this one Chinese company off was one hundred 835 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,600 Speaker 3: and thirty percent bonus to employees who run one hundred 836 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,880 Speaker 3: kilometers a month. I get stuffed in a month if 837 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,680 Speaker 3: you get stuffed with. 838 00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,879 Speaker 5: Your bonuses for the big fellow, I'm. 839 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 3: Just doing that one hundred case. What about for the 840 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,800 Speaker 3: guy who drives to the gym and decides not to 841 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,680 Speaker 3: go in because it looks busy all the machines. 842 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,480 Speaker 4: To take you need to get some treatment for anxiety? 843 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,400 Speaker 3: What a wonderful. 844 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:19,000 Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna throw thet you I reckon 845 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,320 Speaker 2: next week. We either don't do wonderful world or we 846 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 2: come up with the wonderful stories. 847 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,640 Speaker 3: They were good stories. There was a blend of animals, 848 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,920 Speaker 3: a sprinkle of good citizenship, and also beautiful to know 849 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,120 Speaker 3: that you should be rewarded for your fitness activities or 850 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,759 Speaker 3: even if you're just on a bit of monjar. Tell 851 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 3: me take that to the exact team. 852 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that a twist. 853 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,399 Speaker 7: So's next week? 854 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:46,560 Speaker 1: Worry? 855 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:52,200 Speaker 4: Iks a week. 856 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,240 Speaker 5: You could do that I probably couldn't. 857 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,200 Speaker 4: I would do it in my steps up and down 858 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 4: the stairs and put fizzes over this. 859 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,960 Speaker 3: If we left this to you, you'd bring in like 860 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,800 Speaker 3: ten front covers of a new idea with Kate Richie 861 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,360 Speaker 3: stories on the front. What Wonderie wins gold LOGI again, 862 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,600 Speaker 3: Kate Richie. 863 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,760 Speaker 4: Chris Brown's Boy possibly nowhere to find. 864 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,920 Speaker 1: This is a Fitzy with Brendan Kate podcast. 865 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,040 Speaker 3: For wal great shows like this, download the Nova player 866 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,080 Speaker 3: fin the App Store or Google Play. 867 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 9: The Nova player