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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or haw's your griped, or
Speaker 1: it's just about us, we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: Coming up on this episode.
Speaker 1: Matt is showing me his peacock.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, isn't it gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Really, it's magical.
Speaker 2: And hopefully my peacock trends after this episode. It's one
Speaker 2: of the things that isn't trending this week. But we've
Speaker 2: also got a bunch of things that are, including.
Speaker 1: AJ going on stage with Taylor Switch. Yes, AJ has
Speaker 1: gone on stage with Taylor's rogue episode.
Speaker 2: Everyone. Yeah, we just Brittany had a coffee. She never
Speaker 2: has a coffee.
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't have my pink b this morning.
Speaker 1: I've had coffee instead, So I'm off the rails. What
Speaker 1: else did we talk about?
Speaker 2: Matt Well, a huge celeb has been called drink driving
Speaker 2: this weekend. Brittany's got a bit of a hack or
Speaker 2: two for you. If you ever have an encounter with
Speaker 2: a police office tape you get pulled over, You're gonna
Speaker 2: want to know these hacks.
Speaker 1: And TikTok has a new fake feature feature which has
Speaker 1: made me download Snapchat again. All that more coming up
Speaker 1: on today's episode.
Speaker 2: Deal Me and dol Let's go.
Speaker 1: You hate it when I say, good morning, what.
Speaker 2: Do you want? Well? Is it ever a good morning?
Speaker 2: Let's have that conversation.
Speaker 1: A great morning. It's Monday. The sun is fucking out,
Speaker 1: still freezing though it is cold, but it's nice in
Speaker 1: the sun. I was sitting in the sun just before stunning.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I had a bargain on the weekend,
Speaker 2: by the way, a bargain. Yes, So I've had to
Speaker 2: go and buy myself some gloves because I'm really struggling
Speaker 2: with this winter. I don't know what. It is really
Speaker 2: really really cold this winter, and I'm like gas lighting myself.
Speaker 2: Keep having to ask people is this is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is this the coldest winter we've ever had? And everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty. It's colder than usual. So I went
Speaker 2: and bought myself some gloves because my fingers get real
Speaker 2: cold when I'm reading in bed at night because everything
Speaker 2: else is under the covers, but the hands are out,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: When you get when I get cold hands like, because
Speaker 1: my hands feet always freezing too. I love shoving them
Speaker 1: down AJ's shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh I do that.
Speaker 1: Like he's got a shirt on and he's like facing
Speaker 1: the other way. My hand is straight down his back
Speaker 1: and on his back, and he's like he hates it.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guy. So I went to Maya, of all places
Speaker 2: to get the thoughts the Master. I was going to
Speaker 2: go and get, you know, just five dollars gloves from
Speaker 2: km up, but then I thought, no, you know what,
Speaker 2: let's splash out and get a good quality pair of
Speaker 2: nice maybe a leather glove situation.
Speaker 1: You know, it's giving motorbike rider.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was singing more real housewife, but yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Harley Davidson. You going down to the Central
Speaker 1: Coast on one.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of look real chic with them, you know.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I went to Meya and I saw these guys.
Speaker 2: They were fifty nine dollars and they were really nice
Speaker 2: to put them on. And then I saw on the
Speaker 2: tag clearance for fifteen fucking no bargain, not even the
Speaker 2: best part. Got to the counter they had forty No,
Speaker 2: they had thirty percent off gloves. I got them for
Speaker 2: ten dollars fifty.
Speaker 1: That's basically free.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I went like, I think the ones that came
Speaker 2: up were literally eight dollars. I've made two dollars fifty more.
Speaker 2: That's my bargain hunt of the week.
Speaker 1: Head down to Maya to get yourself.
Speaker 2: I like to get yourself in gloves. I got thirty
Speaker 2: percent of gloves at the moment.
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing them now? You should have brought I.
Speaker 2: Actually thought about it this morning and then I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a bit march.
Speaker 1: You should have brought them in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you do this weekend?
Speaker 1: Well? I did nothing. So I feel like I'm in
Speaker 1: hibernation because, as you know, we're renovating our house, so
Speaker 1: we're not living in it at the moment, and I
Speaker 1: just feel like my life is not in order, Like
Speaker 1: I've got my clothes on a clothes rack again, Like
Speaker 1: you know, it's back to square one. So I didn't
Speaker 1: really do anything other than a little bit of work.
Speaker 1: And on Saturday, it was our niece's second birthday, so
Speaker 1: we went to her birthday party at ten am.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jane, I know because.
Speaker 1: She has her nap just after lunch, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: fucking do the party before she goes to sleep. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it. But also, she's not gonna
Speaker 1: fucking remember this birthday. She's not gonna remember that it
Speaker 1: started at ten for her sleep schedule. AJ was on
Speaker 1: the beer's at ten am. You he took the piers
Speaker 1: and was drinking them. But yeah, I guess that's my
Speaker 1: one little wholesome thing I did on the weekend. Got
Speaker 1: her a bluey scooter and bluey helmet for her birthday.
Speaker 1: She loves bluey. Right scooter, well it does say three plus,
Speaker 1: but I thought she's a okay yeah, and you know what,
Speaker 1: we got it out of the box. She ripped it
Speaker 1: open and she jumped straight on it, so she knew
Speaker 1: what it was nice at two she got on there,
Speaker 1: but both feet well maybe she like there was no
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to teach you how to push it. No,
Speaker 1: she was straight on there.
Speaker 2: Maybe she will remember then, if she's so advanced, she'll
Speaker 2: remember her second birthday.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your second birthday?
Speaker 2: Not at all? And I was quite advanced, wasn't I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your earliest memory? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: My earliest memory is I've got two. One is being
Speaker 2: in love with Nathan from high five and the second is,
Speaker 2: this is so random and maybe I'm exposing myself and
Speaker 2: maybe I'm a little crazy here, but kids imaginations run wild.
Speaker 2: It was like I would have been like three, and
Speaker 2: I remember I was out the back behind the cubby
Speaker 2: house in the backyard, and there was this big tree
Speaker 2: in the backyard, and I remember seeing a lion come
Speaker 2: out from behind the the tree, and I screamed and
Speaker 2: ran inside and told my mum there was a line
Speaker 2: in the backyard and she was like, no, that's not sweetie,
Speaker 2: But to me, it was so real, you know. So
Speaker 2: that's like my earliest memory that I can remember.
Speaker 1: See, I think I remember, like I always talked to
Speaker 1: A about this.
Speaker 2: You remember your birth do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, But I always talked to AJ about this
Speaker 1: because he doesn't remember shit from his childhood, Like, not
Speaker 1: a fucking thing. I'm always like, oh, did you do
Speaker 1: that in school? And he's like, how the fuck am
Speaker 1: I supposed to remember that? I'm like, how do you
Speaker 1: fucking not? Anyway, I honestly think, Okay, my earliest memory,
Speaker 1: if I think back, when I was one and two,
Speaker 1: we lived on a farm in this place called Seam,
Speaker 1: which is like kind of west of Newcastle a bit
Speaker 1: if any of you that know see Ham, that's where
Speaker 1: I lived. And we lived at this house when I
Speaker 1: was one and two before my sister was born, and
Speaker 1: I specifically remember having a nap in my mum and
Speaker 1: dad's bed and it was one of those houses on
Speaker 1: a farm that had like a verandah all the way
Speaker 1: around it and like windows looking out over the whole farm.
Speaker 1: And I had a nap and I woke up and
Speaker 1: there was a cow at right at the window, and
Speaker 1: I fucking screamed. So that's similar to your story, but.
Speaker 2: It was it was probably real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally like I remember living at that house
Speaker 1: and I was only one and two. And then other
Speaker 1: than that, my other really early childhood memories is all
Speaker 1: the maca's birthday parties. Oh yeah, absolute highlight of my life.
Speaker 2: I didn't have, like I didn't go to many of those, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think on the Central Coast, like maybe my demographic,
Speaker 2: they were having the Hungry Jacks ones.
Speaker 1: What was the Hungry Jacks one? Or was that what
Speaker 1: I was called burger King?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I just didn't Tumky Jacks used to be called burger King.
Speaker 1: I swear it did.
Speaker 2: I don't know. See the problem is when I was
Speaker 2: in school, when I was in primary school and I
Speaker 2: we're only one year apart, but also we're different, like
Speaker 2: demographics that you grew up in Newcastle, maybe it was
Speaker 2: different up there, but on the Central Coast, like when
Speaker 2: I was maybe in year three, which is when you
Speaker 2: maybe would start having all those birthday parties the canteen,
Speaker 2: that's when like healthy food was introduced and there was
Speaker 2: a big big push for like health foods for kids
Speaker 2: and making sure your canteen was stocked with fruits and
Speaker 2: all the un.
Speaker 1: When I was in high school and towards the end, yes, maybe.
Speaker 2: Maybe central coasts where it like they started they tested
Speaker 2: the waters. But so then that meant that like no
Speaker 2: one wanted to have McDonald's some birthday parties in there.
Speaker 1: They were the best, and I remember all I wanted
Speaker 1: was to play in the playground, like I don't actually
Speaker 1: give a fuck about the food or past the parcel
Speaker 1: was also fun. Yeah, like past the parcel and how
Speaker 1: fucking aggressive.
Speaker 2: It was musical chairs. I almost lost a limb playing
Speaker 2: musical chairs. When I was a child, you would.
Speaker 1: Like hold onto the parcel as long as you could,
Speaker 1: we waiting.
Speaker 2: For the pretend to drop it. And then yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw a TikTok the other day that was like how
Speaker 2: I knew how to win in heads down, thumbs up
Speaker 2: and you'd like look at their shoes. Me I'd win
Speaker 2: every time. I'd be every time. And it's so funny
Speaker 2: because the teacher would have been clocked on, but none
Speaker 2: of the students. They I thought I was a magician. Oh, anyway,
Speaker 2: speaking of TikTok, we've got a streak going on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Do we still have it though?
Speaker 2: Or did I lose it?
Speaker 1: Let me see the other day it said that we
Speaker 1: lost it, So TikTok now has streaks. Now we've lost it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to message you again to start it again.
Speaker 1: It's basically copying Snapchat, right, Yeah, so I obviously had
Speaker 1: Snapchat back when, remember we used to post Snapchat stories
Speaker 1: like that was where people watched your story. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: that was it. Like there was no Instagram stories, like
Speaker 1: it was follow me on Snapchat, ad me on Snapchat,
Speaker 1: and watch my stories every day.
Speaker 2: Which it's having a bit of a resurgence as well
Speaker 2: because they they're paying people now on there, but I
Speaker 2: mean I don't it's just like everything else that they
Speaker 2: pay for. Like if I was to do it, i'd
Speaker 2: probably make thirteen cents per year. But people were making
Speaker 2: bank on there, and I don't know how.
Speaker 1: The other day, Matt, I don't know if you we've
Speaker 1: got it too, but we obviously also have Facebook pages,
Speaker 1: which I don't fucking use. Like the only thing that's
Speaker 1: on my Facebook page now is like stuff that's posted
Speaker 1: to my Instagram. It's like linked. But I got a
Speaker 1: DM the other day off Meta, like one of those
Speaker 1: AI things, and it's like, join this new platform thing
Speaker 1: and you'll get paid for your posts.
Speaker 2: Well what is that? Tell me?
Speaker 1: Oh here, let me find it. I was going to
Speaker 1: screenshot it to you.
Speaker 2: In this economy, I mean, on every bloody platform love
Speaker 2: petty cash, petty cash, Let's go.
Speaker 1: Meta pay support. I was gonna because I almost thought
Speaker 1: it was a fucking scam because but it came through
Speaker 1: in my messenger, so like, it's real Meta pay support
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Speaker 1: on the Facebook app. And then I was gonna message
Speaker 1: you and be like, is this a scam? But I
Speaker 1: was just feeling a little bit rogue, so I clicked
Speaker 1: it and then I like signed up and was like, yep,
Speaker 1: but it stayed in Facebook, Like, it didn't take me
Speaker 1: to an external browser.
Speaker 2: No, it is real. By the way, I'm already signed up.
Speaker 2: Now that you've explained what.
Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, I think they I think they just
Speaker 1: roll it out to like people randomly. Anyway, We're getting
Speaker 1: completely off track, but what we were saying is for
Speaker 1: some reason, TikTok dms now have streaks. And for any
Speaker 1: of you that don't know what a streak is, which
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone does, Snapchat has it essentially every day
Speaker 1: that you message back and forward with your friend counts
Speaker 1: as like one day streak, two day streak, and then
Speaker 1: people have this like goal of like never letting the
Speaker 1: streak die, which is actually so fucking clever, Like you're
Speaker 1: getting people to come back to your platform where you
Speaker 1: have ads on it, to just stay in there every
Speaker 1: single day. It's fucking genius. How can I implement this
Speaker 1: into fate? Come into our store every day, get your streaks.
Speaker 2: Buy something every day.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I literally was just gonna message you something
Speaker 1: the other day and I saw that. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the hell? I wonder why, Like, surely we're all glued
Speaker 1: to TikTok enough as it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. And it's already caused a few issues
Speaker 2: in my friend group because I had like a fourteen
Speaker 2: day streak with one of my friends and I lost
Speaker 2: it because I was too busy having fun in the
Speaker 2: real world. Oh and hey, got upset about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Some have you seen? I mean, do you still use
Speaker 1: Snapchat because I deleted it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have it as like even closer close friends.
Speaker 1: I want to get back on it.
Speaker 2: So it's fun. I sometimes put things on my like
Speaker 2: when I was promoting my comedy shows. I would put
Speaker 2: it on the stories because I still have like thirty
Speaker 2: thousand people who it says thirty thousand followers, but then
Speaker 2: the views on it was only like eighteen k. So
Speaker 2: I don't know whether twelve thousand people probably.
Speaker 1: Still don't again right now, but.
Speaker 2: Skyler and I have a streak from the day we
Speaker 2: started crushing on each and it's still going. It's still
Speaker 2: going with what if you forget it? What's sing your
Speaker 2: day the streets at one six hundred and eighty nine days?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, so I remind you if you
Speaker 1: about to lose your streets.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. I mean the timer comes up, you
Speaker 2: have to be in the app. Whereas what I like
Speaker 2: about the TikTok one is it actually at itally. It
Speaker 2: actually sends you a notification, which the first time it
Speaker 2: came through, because the way that it comes through is
Speaker 2: like it looks like you've sent the message saying don't
Speaker 2: let the streak end, and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: why does she care about this? It's actually TikTok me
Speaker 2: sending the big text.
Speaker 1: What if you're like, what if you're going traveling and
Speaker 1: you've got like a twenty.
Speaker 2: Four hour flight is that. Is there such thing as
Speaker 2: a twenty four hour flight?
Speaker 1: Isn't that one that's going from like to London or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's launched.
Speaker 2: I think it's only eighteen hours.
Speaker 1: So we're fine. We can keep the streeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it's also like, I
Speaker 2: don't know how it works, but I think if you
Speaker 2: in a twenty four hour period send me one and
Speaker 2: then the next day I send you one, but we
Speaker 2: haven't both we don't both have to send each other
Speaker 2: in the same day. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I'm downloading Snapchat right now. I'm going to get back
Speaker 1: on it, which, by the way, I've been thinking as well.
Speaker 1: Obviously Insta stories is where we post our whole life,
Speaker 1: But what about TikTok stories? Do you watch?
Speaker 2: I've tried, but I don't find the response the same
Speaker 2: very good. It's quite embarrassing when you put up a
Speaker 2: video and it gets three million views, and you put
Speaker 2: up a story on TikTok and it gets four likes
Speaker 2: and one comment that says dm us for Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 1: Are we going to keep the streak going on? On TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'll do my best for you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get back on Snap well as usual.
Speaker 1: Let's get into our Royal Flush of the week. Matt,
Speaker 1: what have you got this week?
Speaker 2: Well, look, I've got a royal flush that like is
Speaker 2: really exciting but also really disappointing at the same time
Speaker 2: in a way, it's weird. Let's talk about it. My
Speaker 2: Royal flush of the week. Best thing I've seen on
Speaker 2: the internet is Katy Perry announcing her return to music.
Speaker 2: Not return, just the next album, just the next single,
Speaker 2: just the next I feel yeah. She hasn't released music
Speaker 2: since well, not an album since twenty twenty. And I
Speaker 2: love Katy Perry, big fan. Can I get a witness
Speaker 2: please someone? Because I've loved her from the start. I
Speaker 2: did remember I've told the story on the podcast before
Speaker 2: of how I did the big Katy Perry halftime performance
Speaker 2: at Youth Group church on the Central Coast and I
Speaker 2: floated in on a cloud and there with confetti, cannons
Speaker 2: and costume changes, I looked like fairy floss. It was gorgeous.
Speaker 2: So I've always loved Katy Perry and I was so
Speaker 2: excited that she was going to release a new song,
Speaker 2: and then I heard it and I went, what the
Speaker 2: actual fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that as well. So she released like
Speaker 1: a little snippet on teaktok right, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: is and it's so weird how that's what music has become. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what. I was getting my nails
Speaker 1: done the other week, and you know how sometimes the
Speaker 1: nail salms like have a TV screen playing music videos
Speaker 1: that when I go there and I see the music videos,
Speaker 1: it makes me realize, like how much we don't watch
Speaker 1: music videos anymore. And it almost got me thinking, like
Speaker 1: why do they even bother with music videos anymore? When
Speaker 1: like they release snippets on TikTok of them just like
Speaker 1: dancing to their song. Yeah, but I heard the snippet
Speaker 1: as well, and I feel like she released the wrong.
Speaker 2: Snippet for sure. The first thing I thought, because I
Speaker 2: wanted to give her a bit of grace, was surely
Speaker 2: this is like the bridge. Surely this is a there's
Speaker 2: a really good verse, really good chorus, really good verse,
Speaker 2: really good chorus. Then you've got the bridge. The bridge
Speaker 2: is all The bridge could always go one of two ways.
Speaker 2: You've got that little last bit before the last chorus.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a bit rogue, and it's where they got
Speaker 2: a bit experimental, and I thought, maybe that's that part
Speaker 2: of the song.
Speaker 1: I wonder why she released that first.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's on purpose.
Speaker 1: To get people talking and say it's not that good.
Speaker 2: I mean probably because like it did go viral, but
Speaker 2: for all the wrong reasons. And I don't know whether
Speaker 2: if you're Katy Perry, you're just like I don't care
Speaker 2: as long as people are talking about me, Like if
Speaker 2: you're a small artist, I think that would be the
Speaker 2: wrong thing to do. But then again, probably no one
Speaker 2: would care if you're a small artist. They only care
Speaker 2: that it's bad because it's Katy Perry, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? I don't know. It's very interesting to
Speaker 2: think about. But the gays have been waiting for Katy
Speaker 2: Perry to save pop music for a since before Witness,
Speaker 2: and she keeps letting us down. And so this is
Speaker 2: we were like third time lucky, here we go, third album.
Speaker 2: Since she's made a society. What am I trying to
Speaker 2: say here, Since she's made a good album. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying they're not good albums, but to the public, they're
Speaker 2: not good albums. Does that making sense? Yeah, the pre
Speaker 2: worker hasn't kicked in yet. Bear with me. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: swish swiss.
Speaker 1: I fucking love what Peacock same.
Speaker 2: I want to see your pickup and just now, just
Speaker 2: imagine me performing that in a child. Oh fucking because
Speaker 2: that happened.
Speaker 1: It's great. If any of you don't know that song, like,
Speaker 1: it's really quite old, now go and listen to it, like,
Speaker 1: bang it in your car. It is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to listen to it on the way home.
Speaker 2: I remember when I was younger. I was listening to
Speaker 2: it in the car with my step mum and my
Speaker 2: little sister who was like probably I'm gonna say six
Speaker 2: at the time, And I mean I was in high
Speaker 2: school or maybe even after high school, and we went
Speaker 2: to Target afterwards, and we're pushing her. No, she can't
Speaker 2: have been six, because she was in a pram. A
Speaker 2: six year old still in a pram. No, I don't reckon,
Speaker 2: So maybe she was younger, maybe she's only four or something.
Speaker 2: But anyway, we're in Target and she I had played
Speaker 2: Peacock in the cars and we're in the middle of
Speaker 2: Target and she's scraming peacock at the time top of
Speaker 2: her I can't speak the people at the top of
Speaker 2: her lunge, but sorry, everyone at the top of her
Speaker 2: lungs and everyone in Target is looking at us with
Speaker 2: an infant in a stroller singing one I sing your peacock.
Speaker 1: See. I feel like even when not like we would
Speaker 1: like would have been teenagers probably when that came out.
Speaker 1: When did can we look up when that song actually
Speaker 1: came out?
Speaker 2: But her first album, so that's like twenty I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even like obviously I would have known that she's
Speaker 1: singing about penises, but even back then, like, I know, not.
Speaker 2: One think that Teenage Dream twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think I even really registered what she
Speaker 1: was singing about.
Speaker 2: Oh I did, Yeah, I did at the moment I
Speaker 2: heard it. I know it was about big fat cocks.
Speaker 2: What it is? Would you like me to sing it
Speaker 2: for you? I also really like like Teenage Dream in general.
Speaker 2: The album is so good. Let's just like reminisce for
Speaker 2: a second. We had Teenage Dream the song itself. You
Speaker 2: also had Last Friday Night banger. You had California Girls Banger,
Speaker 2: you had Firework Banger, you had Peacock bang up you
Speaker 2: had Circle the Drain.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that.
Speaker 2: Which I love? I love circled. Listen to such a
Speaker 2: good song and it's like rock, really cool, the one.
Speaker 1: That got Away amazing?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Et?
Speaker 2: No? Are you kidding me? Who? Am I living for?
Speaker 2: Not the best but still good pearl? The bad will
Speaker 2: probably not that good Hummingbird heartbeat.
Speaker 1: See, I don't know.
Speaker 2: These Hummingbird heartbeat. It's all about losing your virginity and
Speaker 2: it is just the drums in the back when you
Speaker 2: turn that shit up in the card or one hundred,
Speaker 2: the bang of the drums. Oh my god, it makes
Speaker 2: my whole body shake. And they're not like the movies. Again, Like,
Speaker 2: that's not like the movies.
Speaker 1: How does it go?
Speaker 2: I'm not singing it for you can't hit that note.
Speaker 2: It's a real slow one.
Speaker 1: I probably not if I heard it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. That is twelve songs, and I can certify that
Speaker 2: ten of the twelve songs absolutely they're pop perfection.
Speaker 1: So is what she's coming out with now a single
Speaker 1: or a out.
Speaker 2: Single, but it'll lead to an album, so you can.
Speaker 1: You'll go on tour again, So.
Speaker 2: Hard to tell with tours these days. In general, because
Speaker 2: you know Beyonce, like, I mean, she would probably do
Speaker 2: a tour around America. But don't forget Katy Perry's just
Speaker 2: finished her Vegas residency where a lot of people would
Speaker 2: have only just seen her. So I'm thinking, if you
Speaker 2: are a Katy Perry superfan, sure you'll go to a concert.
Speaker 2: But I think Katy Perry is almost like Pink in
Speaker 2: the way that she relies on little girls and mums
Speaker 2: and dads taking their little girls to a Katy Perry concert.
Speaker 2: I found that when I went to Katy. But every
Speaker 2: time I've been to Katy Perry, the room is full
Speaker 2: of like it's very Disney on ice.
Speaker 1: It was really the last I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was like the last tour that she did, but it
Speaker 1: was quite like suggestive. I don't know, like Witness.
Speaker 2: I went to the Witness tour. Yeah, mums and bubs, but.
Speaker 1: It was like quite suggestive, like the show, like it
Speaker 1: was a bit sexual.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like isn't everything, isn't everyone on stage there?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't picture her fans to be like little kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 2: Don't forget half a Katy Perry songs are very safe,
Speaker 2: So like think of a school disco girl. They're playing
Speaker 2: teenage dream, they're playing California Girls. Very true, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think Katie Perry's music is for the most part,
Speaker 2: very safe, very family friendly, you know. So anyway, Royal
Speaker 2: Flush is that new music is coming, but I'm wary
Speaker 2: because the snippet we got wasn't great. Then she released
Speaker 2: another snippet which was a bit better. Yeah, But also
Speaker 2: people have got a bit of backlash against that as well,
Speaker 2: because the lyrics are something along ones of it's a
Speaker 2: woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it,
Speaker 2: And people are starting to say, yeah, bit of an
Speaker 2: eye roll because it's definitely not a woman's world and
Speaker 2: we definitely aren't lucky to be living in the world
Speaker 2: right now, because you know of the patriarchy, and you
Speaker 2: know that it's mostly what I'm seeing is coming from
Speaker 2: Americans and like Donald Trump potentially being elected later this
Speaker 2: year and everything going on in the world and everything
Speaker 2: like that. Like they're like, these lyrics don't really speak
Speaker 2: for what we need right now, because you are glazing
Speaker 2: over the fact that it's definitely not a woman's world
Speaker 2: and we definitely aren't lucky to be living in the
Speaker 2: world right now. I don't know. I can see what
Speaker 2: she's trying to say, and I don't know if I
Speaker 2: agree with those people. I'm just here to report on
Speaker 2: the facts and also make some shit up as they
Speaker 2: go along. Slave. So what's your royal flush of the week.
Speaker 1: Well, let's stay on the music theme. I only saw
Speaker 1: this this morning, Ah, breaking news, breaking news. You heard
Speaker 1: it here first on high scrollers. No, you would have
Speaker 1: all seen it. Travis Kelcey going on stage with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Was that in London?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think Wembley Stadium.
Speaker 1: How fucking cute?
Speaker 2: Like that is cool? Yeah, I'm like, that is so
Speaker 2: fun it is, and I wonder I'm assuming she knew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon they would have had to have rehearsed
Speaker 1: it because he like kind of was in with the
Speaker 1: dancers and like do it pretending to do her makeup
Speaker 1: and get her ready in the next costume kind of bit.
Speaker 1: So they would have had to have rehearsed.
Speaker 2: But also he's seen the show so many times, yes,
Speaker 2: that he might just know what to do.
Speaker 1: It would be even more iconic if it wasn't rehearsed
Speaker 1: and he actually just surprise. Yeah, but I love that.
Speaker 1: I remember when we went to her concert in Sydney
Speaker 1: and we were all already in there and then he
Speaker 1: walked through the crowd like to go to the VIP thing,
Speaker 1: and like everyone just screamed. It's just so fucking cute,
Speaker 1: like everyone just screaming for her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I keep reading online people are still saying that it's
Speaker 1: a PR stunt relationship. Do you read that?
Speaker 2: I don't reckon?
Speaker 1: You reckon? It's real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would have no idea, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll put my two cents in and say, yes, what
Speaker 2: do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely it's real, Like who can be bother the
Speaker 1: t have a fake relationship?
Speaker 2: So true, But.
Speaker 1: Then apparently it's the thing that celebrities actually do. Yeah, really,
Speaker 1: I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think with them because think about it. Oh
Speaker 2: but see, the more you think about it, the more
Speaker 2: it actually makes sense that it is a PR stunt
Speaker 2: because there's so worlds apart that it's It is like
Speaker 2: like the the crossover of Travis Kelcey's fans versus Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift's fans. I guess you know, the Taylor Swift fans
Speaker 2: now kind of probably care about the NFL or whatever
Speaker 2: he plays. And then maybe some of his fans and
Speaker 2: followers now know about Taylor Swift and they didn't before.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I don't reckon. I reckon it's
Speaker 2: it's real. And because also I think the telling thing
Speaker 2: is you don't actually see much in these pr relationships.
Speaker 2: You don't actually see much affection. You just see them
Speaker 2: appear on a red carpet together and confirm their relationship
Speaker 2: in the Woman's Weekly, you know. But like she's you know,
Speaker 2: the super Bowl after party or whatever where you know,
Speaker 2: she's like dancing with him, hands around him, kissing him.
Speaker 1: The videos that we saw, it's like fun and down
Speaker 1: to earth, like I would.
Speaker 2: Almost picture him as he's an AJ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I picture him as an Aussie, Like he gives
Speaker 1: off the energy of like an ossie guy like AJ.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like he just seems so fucking cool. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that's my royal flushes him going out on the
Speaker 1: stage with her and being part of that because I've
Speaker 1: been so exciting for everyone there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the royals.
Speaker 1: And tell you who else?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So was Nicola Cochlan were still down? Was it all spoiler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely they've all seen season fucking two by now.
Speaker 1: Finish that.
Speaker 2: By the way, I've been watching passively because Sky. Now,
Speaker 2: Sky's one of those people who like very different to
Speaker 2: me in the sense that if he's watched a show before,
Speaker 2: he'll watch it again because it's comforting, right, Not me.
Speaker 2: I've watched it once. I need to throw it in
Speaker 2: the especially a show like that.
Speaker 1: But I have my shows that I watch again and
Speaker 1: again and again. But they've got to be those ones
Speaker 1: that you don't need to follow the storyline, like you
Speaker 1: just have it on the background. You can come in
Speaker 1: at any point. Yeah, but yeah, lots of thoughts about
Speaker 1: season three part two with Bridgeton. I know we already
Speaker 1: spoke about this, but the makeup is even fucking worse
Speaker 1: in season three part two. I'm talking fucking highlighter, full wing,
Speaker 1: fake lashes on fucking all of them really, and the
Speaker 1: dresses became way too modern, like and then I see
Speaker 1: on like Reddit, people like who's watching it for that,
Speaker 1: like to see actually what they dressed like back in
Speaker 1: the day, Like, so, I get it is twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four and they're coming out with this, but.
Speaker 2: And now isn't the next one coming in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 2: Did they say that? I don't know if they confirmed that,
Speaker 2: but I think I saw something on TikTok being like,
Speaker 2: how are you giving us three episodes?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Three episodes in part two? Four episodes in part two?
Speaker 2: And then we have to wait that long two years?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Come on, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I feel like season one was the best. Season two
Speaker 1: like it's slowly like gotten worse kind of thing. Like
Speaker 1: it's still really good, but I feel like if they're
Speaker 1: going to do a whole nother season, they really need
Speaker 1: to redeem themselves with it and tone down the fucking
Speaker 1: fake eyelashes. It's meant to be in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck's were in a wing and a lash
Speaker 1: in the eighteen fucking hundreds, they would have had just
Speaker 1: a bit of rouge on their fucking cheeks.
Speaker 2: I'm serious, you being so passionate about eighteen hundreds makeup?
Speaker 2: Oh we just you know, do you reckon people from
Speaker 2: the eighteen hundreds look back and go, oh, we were
Speaker 2: way too much rouge back then?
Speaker 1: Probably I reckon they just had like a bit of
Speaker 1: black eyeliner and some rouge and then on their lips too,
Speaker 1: Benettin on the.
Speaker 2: Nipsy they had them blush blindness.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh that's all over my TikTok as well, blush blindness,
Speaker 1: eyebrow blindness.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did see James Charles post about his
Speaker 2: old eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I've seen a lot of those, and I've
Speaker 1: seen people. It's getting wild on TikTok now, like you
Speaker 1: can just post a video like normal, like talking, and
Speaker 1: then people will comment like you have eyebrow blindness, like
Speaker 1: just calling people out. I saw a girl literally this
Speaker 1: morning because you know how they say your eyebrows, like
Speaker 1: the most inner part of your eyebrows needs to be
Speaker 1: in line with the inner corner of your eye. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's where your eyebrow should start.
Speaker 2: Yours don't.
Speaker 1: Just then you know, what, are they closer?
Speaker 2: They're closer together than your eye corners a mine.
Speaker 1: Yours are pretty much the same or maybe a slightly
Speaker 1: further out. But you don't have any pencil in them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true?
Speaker 1: What so minor in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like your eyebrows, especially that side, what's that side,
Speaker 2: the right side of the.
Speaker 1: Left side, that's it's too far in.
Speaker 2: It's further in than the than your thing. But I'm
Speaker 2: looking at your eyebrows and they don't look wrong. Well,
Speaker 2: but they look fine.
Speaker 1: I saw this girl on TikTok post and hers were
Speaker 1: too far apart, like they started out here. And then
Speaker 1: everyone in the comments is like, you have eyebrow blinders,
Speaker 1: Like your eyebrows need to start way closer. And then
Speaker 1: so she did a video and she's like, apparently I
Speaker 1: have eyebrow blinders, and she draws them in and it
Speaker 1: looks so much better, but she's like, this looks so bad.
Speaker 1: So I feel like we become accustomed to the things
Speaker 1: on our face and think they look right when they
Speaker 1: could be wrong.
Speaker 2: No, but in the opposite sense, I saw this really cool.
Speaker 2: This is actually going to be my royal flush at
Speaker 2: one point or another. And it's a really cool quote
Speaker 2: from Taylor Swift where she's doing an interview. It looks
Speaker 2: like The View or something like that, one of those shows,
Speaker 2: and she says that we are so accustomed to loving
Speaker 2: the newest best thing, Like the newest thing is the
Speaker 2: best thing. We're so used to loving like the newest thing.
Speaker 2: So if we get a new phone or a new
Speaker 2: couch or a new whatever, it may be like we
Speaker 2: love it and then as time goes on, we start
Speaker 2: to hate it because we find things wrong with it
Speaker 2: or blah blah blah blah. So it makes sense that
Speaker 2: the longest thing we've ever seen is our reflection in
Speaker 2: the mirror. So it makes sense that we like hate
Speaker 2: ourselves because we've had to look at ourselves for so long.
Speaker 1: And is that why we're always trying to like reinvent ourselves,
Speaker 1: change up our style, change our makeup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I don't know what the point of that
Speaker 2: quote was, but I just thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had blindness to anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had eyebrow blindness, your eyebrows were really
Speaker 1: thick slugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still do thick slugs something.
Speaker 1: No, But like remember like the anastagia of Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: brow pomar days and we were literally coloring the meat
Speaker 1: like solid and like black.
Speaker 2: But then the concealer around the outside as well, why
Speaker 2: do we.
Speaker 1: Need to carve out browst worms?
Speaker 2: Speak a little worms on my face? I literally used
Speaker 2: to wear glitter lip gloss, so I yeah, I definitely
Speaker 2: had a lot of blindness about a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like mine was fake tan, but we've
Speaker 1: already spoken about that on the pod. Yeah, I've definitely
Speaker 1: had fake tan blindness as well. Why did no one
Speaker 1: tell me it looks so fucking bad?
Speaker 2: I think because maybe we were also blind to.
Speaker 1: The Like was everyone blind to it?
Speaker 2: Well, I just like the only thing that you were
Speaker 2: your fake tan didn't look bad though, but your hands
Speaker 2: were fucked. Yeah, you know, I always had fucked hands.
Speaker 1: They were always like a yeah, And I would just
Speaker 1: get around thinking that looks better than my natural skin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Why did I ever fucking do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in the opposite mode at mode
Speaker 2: mood at the moment. Yeah, I'm like, maybe I could
Speaker 2: get a fake tan. See how it looks.
Speaker 1: I like a little gradual tan, Like if I've got
Speaker 1: something on, like put on a little gradual moisturizer or
Speaker 1: like just a really light tan. That's just like it
Speaker 1: makes you just look like glowy a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's when you look your best.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's just because in summer. Remember how
Speaker 2: dark I got in summer because I was spending so
Speaker 2: much time outside safely with sunscreen. But I didn't know
Speaker 2: that sunscreen. There's no such thing as a sunscreen that
Speaker 2: blocks one hundred percent of the rays of the sun.
Speaker 2: You will still have sun damage damage from even if
Speaker 2: so you should just stay out of the sun completely,
Speaker 2: which I was doing anyway in summer, but it still
Speaker 2: made me go really dark. And because when I was younger,
Speaker 2: I always used to go dark in the summertime and
Speaker 2: then in the but then as I've gotten older, I
Speaker 2: didn't leave the house and didn't want to go outside.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think is really popular amongst
Speaker 1: younger maybe not even teenagers, but like early twenties now,
Speaker 1: and I fucking hate to see it. Tan lines like
Speaker 1: that has been all over my yes, like specifically like
Speaker 1: knowing when the UV is like at the highest, because
Speaker 1: you can look at the UV every day, like on
Speaker 1: the weather apps and whatever. And they go and bake
Speaker 1: and they'll wear like a triangle bikini and try their
Speaker 1: hardest to get like tan. And then I see these
Speaker 1: girls because it's like a fashion thing, and then they
Speaker 1: will wear another top so you can definitely see the
Speaker 1: tan lines. And then I go on the comments of
Speaker 1: TikTok and it's like your tan lines look so good.
Speaker 2: But are they American?
Speaker 1: Probably if there's one thing that's not fucking cool ever
Speaker 1: and doesn't look good, it's tan lines.
Speaker 2: But also I think that the sun isn't as harsh
Speaker 2: in other countries, but is it.
Speaker 1: Surely it's still harsh harsh like Australia. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: so un educated about it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I'm just talking out my
Speaker 2: ass right now. But I also will say that like
Speaker 2: when I've been in other countries and it and it's
Speaker 2: been a really sunny day and I've gone Australia, it's
Speaker 2: not the same as our sun because remember we had
Speaker 2: like the whole hole in the ozone layer and stuff
Speaker 2: above Australia. So there's all that time where the sun
Speaker 2: was like beaming down through the ozone layer and it
Speaker 2: was like worse, which apparently that's been fixed now. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure like that we've repaired the ozone and patched
Speaker 2: the whole. No, it's regenerated itself because we've been using
Speaker 2: less deodorant and using more natural deodorant. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I think maybe I dreamed that. Anyway, like when I've
Speaker 2: been in other countries, the sun is not the same.
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it's the same sun, But I don't know,
Speaker 2: is it because the.
Speaker 1: Sun in Australia is different. I know they've confirmed that, like.
Speaker 2: We in a certain part where we're closer to the
Speaker 2: sun or it.
Speaker 1: Is to the equator.
Speaker 2: You know when you have like a glass and the
Speaker 2: glass like the magnifying you know, a magnifying glass and
Speaker 2: it puts the pin preak point. I think that Australia
Speaker 2: is in that. Yes, So I think that's why we
Speaker 2: have such a high rate of like skin cancer and
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, because yes, we all are dumb and
Speaker 2: I was someone who went to the beach with no
Speaker 2: sunscreen on tanned when I was younger. I thought that
Speaker 2: was the cool thing to do. But like I think
Speaker 2: that also on top of that, I think our sun
Speaker 2: is worse. It is than other countries. It is so
Speaker 2: the tan lines like the thing is to Australians, the
Speaker 2: fake tan lines. It's crazy concept to us. But I'm saying,
Speaker 2: if you live in Alabama, yeah, and you're doing the
Speaker 2: fake tan line trends, they don't know any better because
Speaker 2: I don't think they'd have ads on their TV about
Speaker 2: skin cancers and stuff like that because it's so full
Speaker 2: on in Australia.
Speaker 1: It's weird is when you go to America and you
Speaker 1: watch commercials on the TV. First of all, they have
Speaker 1: commercials for every medication that there is, Like there, I know,
Speaker 1: we have like neurofin commercials every now and then, but
Speaker 1: they've got commercials for fucking everything. But in their commercials
Speaker 1: they must advertise all the side effects in the ad,
Speaker 1: so they'll be like, buy a neurophin to get rid
Speaker 1: of your headache. Side effects may be death, they may
Speaker 1: be heart attack, they may be this, and they have
Speaker 1: to say it in the fucking commercial. So they're like
Speaker 1: really strongly promoting the side effects of medications, but they
Speaker 1: don't have a clue about the sun.
Speaker 2: Also, one of my friends is in New York City
Speaker 2: and this morning they put up a billboard like a
Speaker 2: photo of a billboard in a Times Square or nearby
Speaker 2: in New York of like not ozen pic, but a
Speaker 2: similar thing.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, they ad every medical.
Speaker 2: I'm injecting the OZ. It would be.
Speaker 1: Billboards for neurophan like UTI medication, Like they advertise all
Speaker 1: of the medications, which is fucking so weird.
Speaker 2: And when you go into a restaurant in like America
Speaker 2: and it says the food in here may cause cancer,
Speaker 2: they have illnesses, blah blah blah. I'm like, what, like,
Speaker 2: you feel like every restaurant you go into, You're like,
Speaker 2: is there asbestos in the food? Because the way the
Speaker 2: sign has made me feel makes it sound like I'm
Speaker 2: going to die from eating at the cheesecake factory because
Speaker 2: they've got to put her on the front door. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's wild. The difference is how the fuck did we
Speaker 2: get from Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift here? Who knows? But anyway,
Speaker 2: what I found weird about that show in particular is
Speaker 2: the royals were also there, Prince whoever his name is,
Speaker 2: and the two kids. Oh they left out the gay
Speaker 2: one though the little gay boy didn't come. Who's the
Speaker 2: little gay Prince Louis? Is that his name?
Speaker 1: The kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got three kids, the older brother, the sister
Speaker 2: in the middle, and they've got the little one that
Speaker 2: you know is a little bit is it? Well? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think I think he might be. But
Speaker 2: am I allowed to say that these days canceled me?
Speaker 2: I don't care. But you know he would keep All
Speaker 2: I'm saying is he would love Katie Perry's news song
Speaker 2: that little one.
Speaker 1: But she like Kate Middle, well, she's still I saw
Speaker 1: another thing the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, as soon as they pointed it out, I went, wow,
Speaker 2: facelift like and I'm not saying she's lying about the cancer.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a case of both both happening at once.
Speaker 2: She's getting a case for sure.
Speaker 1: I could imagine the NDA's in the hospital that would
Speaker 1: have to be signed. If the fucking princess or whatever she.
Speaker 2: Is wouldn't even be a hospital, be their own.
Speaker 1: Hospital, that's insane. You're gonna have got their own hospital.
Speaker 2: The Royals surely probably yeah, maybe, well, who knows and
Speaker 2: who cares. The point is Taylor Swift uploaded a selfie
Speaker 2: with the Royals to her Instagram, which was so rogue,
Speaker 2: so rogue because first of all, they all, especially her,
Speaker 2: look like fucking wax Me like Madam to Sword's Vibes
Speaker 2: like it. It looks like Travis Kelsey has gone to
Speaker 2: Madame to Swords or like no.
Speaker 1: And got a photo with them all.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's makeup is so perfect, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if she's put a little face tune on that. I
Speaker 2: don't think so, But she's just looks so perfect that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it looks like they are at Madame Dasword's like,
Speaker 2: have a look at this. This is like a dad
Speaker 2: And no, what is this?
Speaker 1: He doesn't look like a wax figure? He looks normal.
Speaker 1: Who the dad?
Speaker 2: Prince William? Is it Prince William?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But Taylor Swift looks a bit wax figure.
Speaker 1: He doesn't she get her teeth look perfect? It's the
Speaker 1: red lipstick too, and the perfect lips. Travis think it
Speaker 1: looks like he looks like a Aussie blow like he
Speaker 1: would be at the fucking pub on the weekend in
Speaker 1: the pokies, Like I must not be surprised if I
Speaker 1: saw him in the pokies.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the kids, like, who do the kids look like?
Speaker 1: Does you reckon? They look like the dad? They certainly
Speaker 1: don't look like the mamk Yeah no.
Speaker 2: I think the boy kind of gives mum. But the girl,
Speaker 2: poor thing, looks like the dad. Oh. I don't I
Speaker 2: feel so bad when people say to like little girls, oh,
Speaker 2: looks like a father. I go, how fucking offensive? But
Speaker 2: it's true. She does look like her dad. So sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I had a daughter and she
Speaker 1: didn't look like me, I would be fucking offended, Like,
Speaker 1: imagine all that effort. Like back to AJ's like our niece,
Speaker 1: which is AJ's brother's kid, looked exactly like her dad
Speaker 1: and nothing like the mom. And I'm like that's offensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah right offensive. Lucky me and AJ look like brother
Speaker 1: and sister.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the point is, I forget where I was gonna
Speaker 2: go with that Taylor Swift thing. I just thought it
Speaker 2: was rogue. All her photos are such perfect photos, and
Speaker 2: their photos of tour and stuff like that. She hasn't
Speaker 2: posted a selfie in.
Speaker 1: Like I would love to see celebs posting more just
Speaker 1: like candid photo dump same, be more fucking real.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do if I was a celebrity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just post a selfie with the Royal family that's
Speaker 2: really relatable and done to earth.
Speaker 1: No, but post raw real photos, That's what I'm saying. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of celebs, I'm sure you saw and everyone, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is so fucking embarrassing. What justin Tim
Speaker 1: blaket and pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence. Yes, why,
Speaker 1: I know we've spoken about this. No, we spoke about
Speaker 1: celebrities cheating and thinking they can get away with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the same for this, Like, why the fuck
Speaker 1: would any celebrity like even risk having like one drink
Speaker 1: with dinner and driving home like they have that much
Speaker 1: fucking money, get a private driver or call a fucking uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But also like I wonder how much over the
Speaker 2: limit he was because America has different Here in Australia
Speaker 2: we have a zero point zero five. Yeah, Like in America,
Speaker 2: some states are zero point zero two, some states are
Speaker 2: zero point zero.
Speaker 1: If you're a celebrity with millions of dollars, why would
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't even risk going out for dinner and
Speaker 1: having one glass of wine and then driving home, Like,
Speaker 1: because you're a fucking celebrity, So that shit is going
Speaker 1: to get out there to the universe. Yeah, why do
Speaker 1: they do it?
Speaker 2: Also? I feel like even if you're really drunk, one
Speaker 2: thing I've not understood with like DUIs is even when
Speaker 2: I'm so drunk I can't even say my own name,
Speaker 2: it's still a very conscious choice to get in a
Speaker 2: car and drive it. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You don't just acccidentally get into the car, put your
Speaker 2: foot on the brake, turn it on, and reverse out
Speaker 2: of your carspot and drive away. That's not an accident.
Speaker 1: No. If anything, maybe they feel like it's more of
Speaker 1: a good idea because they're like, fuck, yeah, let's just drive.
Speaker 2: No, surely not. My brain isn't computed that way.
Speaker 1: Worth it just fucking leave your car there and get
Speaker 1: it the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just doesn't make sense. I can't compute in
Speaker 2: my brain that someone could actually put their foot on
Speaker 2: the accelerator while being drunk, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like that doesn't work in my brain anyway. So it's
Speaker 2: just weird that he's decided. So what I'm saying is
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake has made a conscious decision, in my opinion,
Speaker 2: to get behind the wheel and drive drunk.
Speaker 1: Fucking idiot, Yeah, stupid. I don't know much about Justin Timberlake,
Speaker 1: Like I used to love his music back in the
Speaker 1: day when he came out with all those old banger songs.
Speaker 1: But since seeing this happen, I've then been reading like
Speaker 1: all actual bad, terrible things that he's done. And I
Speaker 1: even saw one video of him from years ago, like
Speaker 1: shaming Britney Spears, telling her to get off the alcohol.
Speaker 1: And then now he's just gotten fucking arrested, So imagine
Speaker 1: how happy Britney Spears is right now, fucking Slay queen.
Speaker 2: And also to be like, imagine being in that mindset
Speaker 2: where because when he was pulled over, the police officer
Speaker 2: didn't know who Justin Timberlake was, and he said this
Speaker 2: is going to ruin the tour, and the police officer said,
Speaker 2: what tour, and Justin Timberlake apparently responded the World Tour.
Speaker 1: The police officer would have been like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Like, imagine I don't know what I'm trying to save.
Speaker 2: Like imagine getting arrested for drink driving and the first
Speaker 2: thing you think is, fuck, I've done the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: The first thing you think is, oh shit, my world
Speaker 2: too is gonna be ruined, Like why would you fucking
Speaker 2: I feel like that just shows his character in general,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like to be only concerned
Speaker 2: about that and not maybe could have killed someone, but no,
Speaker 2: let's just care about the World Tour, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: I've watched online and is almost like it's giving. What's
Speaker 2: it giving? It's it's giving like Hillsong conference to me,
Speaker 2: like it's giving church conference. It's giving. It just looks
Speaker 2: like one of those culty experiences scientology. He's floating from
Speaker 2: the roof. Everyone's singing. But I'm like, I've just seen
Speaker 2: on TikTok. I'm watching the videos going. That doesn't look
Speaker 2: like a fun concert. That looks like a ritual. Like
Speaker 2: a ritual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to look it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's strange. And then again, people probably think that
Speaker 2: about the ears to it, don't they probably probably once
Speaker 2: upon a time, you had a genius little way. This
Speaker 2: has stuck with me for ages. Okay, this is probably
Speaker 2: back in like I want to say, twenty sixteen, you
Speaker 2: told you told me about this. You said, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: What did I say? You said you had a genius
Speaker 2: way to like piss off a police officer. You said,
Speaker 2: if I was ever pulled over for doing something wrong
Speaker 2: on the road, I know exactly how i'd act because
Speaker 2: I know that it would piss off the police officer
Speaker 2: and it would ruin their day.
Speaker 1: Or did I say I would just act completely unbothered.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I thought it was the most genius thing ever,
Speaker 2: Because do you remember saying that. You were, like, if
Speaker 2: I was, you know, got pulled over for doing something
Speaker 2: and the police offer came over and wanted to get
Speaker 2: me in trouble. You were like, I would just act
Speaker 2: so unbothered. And if they said you're getting a fine
Speaker 2: for one thousand dollars, you go, that's fine. I'll get
Speaker 2: that paid in the morning. My sister I still pay
Speaker 2: that for me the morning, And just like, because it's true,
Speaker 2: I feel like police officers are like there to teach
Speaker 2: you a lesson.
Speaker 1: It depends who the police officer is. Like, you might
Speaker 1: get one pull you over and they're like really nice.
Speaker 1: Then I wouldn't act that way. But you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like stereotypically police officers like did you know that
Speaker 1: you're doing twenty k's e the spoon, I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you a fine. Well, I think it would really
Speaker 1: piss a police officer off if you just acted so unbothered,
Speaker 1: Oh no worries, like yeah, thanks. I would do that
Speaker 1: if the police officer is rude. But if he's like
Speaker 1: a legend, you know, I'm just going to be like,
Speaker 1: yeah I fucked up, eatdn't. But if he's an asshole,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking acting so unbothered. I feel like that would
Speaker 1: make them so mad.
Speaker 2: They want to fight, you know, they want to get
Speaker 2: you get your going.
Speaker 1: How did you remember me saying that?
Speaker 2: It's just one of those things you said, and it
Speaker 2: has always stopped.
Speaker 1: Story like five years ago, what I think that was
Speaker 1: like on my story like five really?
Speaker 2: No? Oh yeah, no, you told me though. I remember
Speaker 2: sitting in your apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would have been like eight years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you told me, and I remember, and
Speaker 2: you were still driving a little black Master sports Model
Speaker 2: at the time, and I remember you're saying that, And
Speaker 2: it's just always stuck with me because I was like,
Speaker 2: if I ever got pulled over like I would probably
Speaker 2: act like I would act that way because you said that,
Speaker 2: but also you don't want to piss them off more.
Speaker 1: No, and you have to just play it by ear.
Speaker 2: That's just always stuck with me. So there's your life
Speaker 2: lesson of the day.
Speaker 1: Act completely unbothered. If you get pulled over and you're
Speaker 1: getting a fine and the police officer knows that they're
Speaker 1: ruining your date, act like it doesn't even phase you
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you've got any stories of being pulled
Speaker 2: over and maybe you've acted like that or something funny has.
Speaker 1: Happened, Well, I've got a little story just quickly.
Speaker 2: Email it to us. I was going to say, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you go ahead, kick us off with.
Speaker 1: One one Christmas maybe five years ago, oh maybe even more,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was at my mum's in the morning and then
Speaker 1: with my nan and stuff, and then I went home
Speaker 1: and I got a new perfume for Christmas that year.
Speaker 1: Must have been off shas.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is one of those stories.
Speaker 1: No, it's going to be quick. The perfume was a
Speaker 1: Marni coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed to know that for the crux of
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I packed it in my bag and then I
Speaker 1: was going to like my other family's house. I had
Speaker 1: it in my bag on the seat beside me. I
Speaker 1: because it was new, got it out, sprayed it all over,
Speaker 1: then started driving, got pulled over for no reason, like
Speaker 1: not at a breath testy thing or whatever. But he
Speaker 1: did the random breath test because it was Christmas day,
Speaker 1: hadn't been drinking, and then it came up like alcohol,
Speaker 1: and he's like, it's shown up alcohol. I'm all my
Speaker 1: peas at this time a lot longer than five years ago.
Speaker 1: And then he had to do it again and it
Speaker 1: came up again like alcohol. In your system, and luckily
Speaker 1: he was really nice. But he said, have you just
Speaker 1: sprayed perfume? And I said I have and I had
Speaker 1: it right there with me and I showed him. I
Speaker 1: was like, I literally just sprayed this. So even a
Speaker 1: spray of perfume can be picked up on the breath
Speaker 1: test thing. Yeah, so be careful people.
Speaker 2: I knew about that, but I thought that was going
Speaker 2: to end with you saying you got out of the
Speaker 2: car and did it, because apparently that helps if you
Speaker 2: get out of the car.
Speaker 1: Nice to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Okay, well there you go, life hack for you.
Speaker 2: Don't in the car I've been drinking spray perfume. No, no,
Speaker 2: you're canceled me for that. No, no, the legal team
Speaker 2: won't even let that one slip through. Anyway. We should
Speaker 2: wrap this up before I say anything else that will
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Speaker 1: Do people even listen to this bit? But all of
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Speaker 2: Let someone actually like? Do they all click off as
Speaker 2: soon as we go we're wrapping it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe?
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