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Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land.

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Speaker 2: Us today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm

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Speaker 2: Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and this is

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Speaker 2: high Scrollers, the podcast version of your favorite group chat.

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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or haw's your griped, or

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Speaker 1: it's just about us, we're talking about it.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on this episode.

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Speaker 1: Matt is showing me his peacock.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, isn't it gorgeous?

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Speaker 1: Really, it's magical.

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Speaker 2: And hopefully my peacock trends after this episode. It's one

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Speaker 2: of the things that isn't trending this week. But we've

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Speaker 2: also got a bunch of things that are, including.

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Speaker 1: AJ going on stage with Taylor Switch. Yes, AJ has

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Speaker 1: gone on stage with Taylor's rogue episode.

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Speaker 2: Everyone. Yeah, we just Brittany had a coffee. She never

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Speaker 2: has a coffee.

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Speaker 1: I know, I didn't have my pink b this morning.

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Speaker 1: I've had coffee instead, So I'm off the rails. What

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Speaker 1: else did we talk about?

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Speaker 2: Matt Well, a huge celeb has been called drink driving

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Speaker 2: this weekend. Brittany's got a bit of a hack or

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Speaker 2: two for you. If you ever have an encounter with

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Speaker 2: a police office tape you get pulled over, You're gonna

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Speaker 2: want to know these hacks.

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Speaker 1: And TikTok has a new fake feature feature which has

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Speaker 1: made me download Snapchat again. All that more coming up

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Speaker 1: on today's episode.

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Speaker 2: Deal Me and dol Let's go.

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Speaker 1: You hate it when I say, good morning, what.

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Speaker 2: Do you want? Well? Is it ever a good morning?

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Speaker 2: Let's have that conversation.

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Speaker 1: A great morning. It's Monday. The sun is fucking out,

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Speaker 1: still freezing though it is cold, but it's nice in

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Speaker 1: the sun. I was sitting in the sun just before stunning.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you I had a bargain on the weekend,

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Speaker 2: by the way, a bargain. Yes, So I've had to

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Speaker 2: with this winter. I don't know what. It is really

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Speaker 2: really really cold this winter, and I'm like gas lighting myself.

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Speaker 2: Keep having to ask people is this is it just me?

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Speaker 2: Is this the coldest winter we've ever had? And everyone's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's it's pretty. It's colder than usual. So I went

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Speaker 2: and bought myself some gloves because my fingers get real

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Speaker 2: cold when I'm reading in bed at night because everything

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Speaker 2: else is under the covers, but the hands are out,

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Speaker 1: When you get when I get cold hands like, because

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Speaker 1: my hands feet always freezing too. I love shoving them

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Speaker 1: down AJ's shirt.

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Speaker 2: Oh I do that.

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Speaker 1: Like he's got a shirt on and he's like facing

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Speaker 1: and on his back, and he's like he hates it.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, guy. So I went to Maya, of all places

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Speaker 2: to get the thoughts the Master. I was going to

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Speaker 2: go and get, you know, just five dollars gloves from

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Speaker 2: let's splash out and get a good quality pair of

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Speaker 1: You know, it's giving motorbike rider.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was singing more real housewife, but yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking Harley Davidson. You going down to the Central

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Speaker 2: I was thinking of look real chic with them, you know.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, I went to Meya and I saw these guys.

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Speaker 2: They were fifty nine dollars and they were really nice

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Speaker 2: tag clearance for fifteen fucking no bargain, not even the

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Speaker 2: best part. Got to the counter they had forty No,

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Speaker 2: they had thirty percent off gloves. I got them for

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I went like, I think the ones that came

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Speaker 2: That's my bargain hunt of the week.

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Speaker 1: Head down to Maya to get yourself.

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Speaker 2: I like to get yourself in gloves. I got thirty

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Speaker 1: Why are you wearing them now? You should have brought I.

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Speaker 2: Actually thought about it this morning and then I thought, oh,

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Speaker 1: You should have brought them in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you do this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Well? I did nothing. So I feel like I'm in

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Speaker 1: hibernation because, as you know, we're renovating our house, so

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Speaker 1: And on Saturday, it was our niece's second birthday, so

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Speaker 1: we went to her birthday party at ten am.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jane, I know because.

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Speaker 1: She has her nap just after lunch, so you're gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it. But also, she's not gonna

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Speaker 1: started at ten for her sleep schedule. AJ was on

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Speaker 1: the beer's at ten am. You he took the piers

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Speaker 1: and was drinking them. But yeah, I guess that's my

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Speaker 1: one little wholesome thing I did on the weekend. Got

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Speaker 2: Maybe she will remember then, if she's so advanced, she'll

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Speaker 1: Do you remember your second birthday?

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Speaker 2: Not at all? And I was quite advanced, wasn't I?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your earliest memory? Do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: My earliest memory is I've got two. One is being

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Speaker 2: maybe I'm a little crazy here, but kids imaginations run wild.

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Speaker 2: that's like my earliest memory that I can remember.

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Speaker 1: See, I think I remember, like I always talked to

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Speaker 2: You remember your birth do you?

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Speaker 1: if any of you that know see Ham, that's where

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Speaker 1: I fucking screamed. So that's similar to your story, but.

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Speaker 2: It was it was probably real.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally like I remember living at that house

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Speaker 1: the maca's birthday parties. Oh yeah, absolute highlight of my life.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have, like I didn't go to many of those, really, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I think on the Central Coast, like maybe my demographic,

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Speaker 2: they were having the Hungry Jacks ones.

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Speaker 1: What was the Hungry Jacks one? Or was that what

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Speaker 1: I was called burger King?

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Speaker 1: I just didn't Tumky Jacks used to be called burger King.

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Speaker 2: we're only one year apart, but also we're different, like

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Speaker 2: maybe would start having all those birthday parties the canteen,

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Speaker 1: They were the best, and I remember all I wanted

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Speaker 2: It was musical chairs. I almost lost a limb playing

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Speaker 2: For the pretend to drop it. And then yeah, I

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Speaker 2: saw a TikTok the other day that was like how

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Speaker 2: I knew how to win in heads down, thumbs up

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Speaker 2: and you'd like look at their shoes. Me I'd win

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Speaker 2: because the teacher would have been clocked on, but none

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Speaker 2: of the students. They I thought I was a magician. Oh, anyway,

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Speaker 2: speaking of TikTok, we've got a streak going on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Do we still have it though?

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Speaker 2: Or did I lose it?

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Speaker 1: Let me see the other day it said that we

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Speaker 1: lost it, So TikTok now has streaks. Now we've lost it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to message you again to start it again.

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Speaker 1: It's basically copying Snapchat, right, Yeah, so I obviously had

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Speaker 1: Snapchat back when, remember we used to post Snapchat stories

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Speaker 1: like that was where people watched your story. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: that was it. Like there was no Instagram stories, like

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Speaker 1: it was follow me on Snapchat, ad me on Snapchat,

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Speaker 2: Which it's having a bit of a resurgence as well

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Speaker 2: because they they're paying people now on there, but I

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Speaker 2: mean I don't it's just like everything else that they

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Speaker 2: In this economy, I mean, on every bloody platform love

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Speaker 1: Meta pay support. I was gonna because I almost thought

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Speaker 2: going with what if you forget it? What's sing your

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Speaker 1: I'm downloading Snapchat right now. I'm going to get back

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Speaker 1: Let's get into our Royal Flush of the week. Matt,

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Speaker 2: Well, look, I've got a royal flush that like is

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Speaker 2: Snippet for sure. The first thing I thought, because I

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Speaker 1: I wonder why she released that first.

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Speaker 2: that it's bad because it's Katy Perry, do you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? I don't know. It's very interesting to

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Speaker 2: we were like third time lucky, here we go, third album.

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Speaker 2: Since she's made a society. What am I trying to

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Speaker 1: I fucking love what Peacock same.

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Speaker 2: I want to see your pickup and just now, just

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Speaker 1: It's great. If any of you don't know that song, like,

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Speaker 2: So maybe she was younger, maybe she's only four or something.

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Speaker 1: See. I feel like even when not like we would

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't think I even really registered what she

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Speaker 2: Oh I did, Yeah, I did at the moment I

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Speaker 2: What it is? Would you like me to sing it

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Speaker 2: The album is so good. Let's just like reminisce for

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Speaker 1: That got Away amazing?

438
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,600
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

439
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,080
Speaker 1: Et?

440
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,680
Speaker 2: No? Are you kidding me? Who? Am I living for?

441
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,880
Speaker 2: Not the best but still good pearl? The bad will

442
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,240
Speaker 2: probably not that good Hummingbird heartbeat.

443
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,000
Speaker 1: See, I don't know.

444
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,680
Speaker 2: These Hummingbird heartbeat. It's all about losing your virginity and

445
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 2: it is just the drums in the back when you

446
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 2: turn that shit up in the card or one hundred,

447
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 2: the bang of the drums. Oh my god, it makes

448
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:31,239
Speaker 2: my whole body shake. And they're not like the movies. Again, Like,

449
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,720
Speaker 2: that's not like the movies.

450
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 1: How does it go?

451
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 2: I'm not singing it for you can't hit that note.

452
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 2: It's a real slow one.

453
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,160
Speaker 1: I probably not if I heard it.

454
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 2: Anyway. That is twelve songs, and I can certify that

455
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:46,840
Speaker 2: ten of the twelve songs absolutely they're pop perfection.

456
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 1: So is what she's coming out with now a single

457
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 1: or a out.

458
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,159
Speaker 2: Single, but it'll lead to an album, so you can.

459
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: You'll go on tour again, So.

460
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 2: Hard to tell with tours these days. In general, because

461
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 2: you know Beyonce, like, I mean, she would probably do

462
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 2: a tour around America. But don't forget Katy Perry's just

463
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 2: finished her Vegas residency where a lot of people would

464
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 2: have only just seen her. So I'm thinking, if you

465
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 2: are a Katy Perry superfan, sure you'll go to a concert.

466
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: But I think Katy Perry is almost like Pink in

467
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 2: the way that she relies on little girls and mums

468
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 2: and dads taking their little girls to a Katy Perry concert.

469
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,400
Speaker 2: I found that when I went to Katy. But every

470
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 2: time I've been to Katy Perry, the room is full

471
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 2: of like it's very Disney on ice.

472
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 1: It was really the last I don't know if it

473
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: was like the last tour that she did, but it

474
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: was quite like suggestive. I don't know, like Witness.

475
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 2: I went to the Witness tour. Yeah, mums and bubs, but.

476
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,719
Speaker 1: It was like quite suggestive, like the show, like it

477
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: was a bit sexual.

478
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like isn't everything, isn't everyone on stage there?

479
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 1: I wouldn't picture her fans to be like little kids. Yeah,

480
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 1: there you go.

481
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 2: Don't forget half a Katy Perry songs are very safe,

482
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 2: So like think of a school disco girl. They're playing

483
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 2: teenage dream, they're playing California Girls. Very true, you know. Yeah,

484
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: I think Katie Perry's music is for the most part,

485
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: very safe, very family friendly, you know. So anyway, Royal

486
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 2: Flush is that new music is coming, but I'm wary

487
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: because the snippet we got wasn't great. Then she released

488
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 2: another snippet which was a bit better. Yeah, But also

489
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: people have got a bit of backlash against that as well,

490
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 2: because the lyrics are something along ones of it's a

491
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it,

492
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,239
Speaker 2: And people are starting to say, yeah, bit of an

493
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 2: eye roll because it's definitely not a woman's world and

494
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 2: we definitely aren't lucky to be living in the world

495
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 2: right now, because you know of the patriarchy, and you

496
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 2: know that it's mostly what I'm seeing is coming from

497
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: Americans and like Donald Trump potentially being elected later this

498
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: year and everything going on in the world and everything

499
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 2: like that. Like they're like, these lyrics don't really speak

500
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 2: for what we need right now, because you are glazing

501
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 2: over the fact that it's definitely not a woman's world

502
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: and we definitely aren't lucky to be living in the

503
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: world right now. I don't know. I can see what

504
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: she's trying to say, and I don't know if I

505
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: agree with those people. I'm just here to report on

506
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 2: the facts and also make some shit up as they

507
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 2: go along. Slave. So what's your royal flush of the week.

508
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: Well, let's stay on the music theme. I only saw

509
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: this this morning, Ah, breaking news, breaking news. You heard

510
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: it here first on high scrollers. No, you would have

511
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: all seen it. Travis Kelcey going on stage with Taylor Swift.

512
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: Was that in London?

513
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think Wembley Stadium.

514
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: How fucking cute?

515
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 2: Like that is cool? Yeah, I'm like, that is so

516
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: fun it is, and I wonder I'm assuming she knew.

517
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon they would have had to have rehearsed

518
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: it because he like kind of was in with the

519
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: dancers and like do it pretending to do her makeup

520
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: and get her ready in the next costume kind of bit.

521
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: So they would have had to have rehearsed.

522
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 2: But also he's seen the show so many times, yes,

523
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 2: that he might just know what to do.

524
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: It would be even more iconic if it wasn't rehearsed

525
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 1: and he actually just surprise. Yeah, but I love that.

526
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: I remember when we went to her concert in Sydney

527
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: and we were all already in there and then he

528
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: walked through the crowd like to go to the VIP thing,

529
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: and like everyone just screamed. It's just so fucking cute,

530
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: like everyone just screaming for her boyfriend.

531
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

532
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: I keep reading online people are still saying that it's

533
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: a PR stunt relationship. Do you read that?

534
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: I don't reckon?

535
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: You reckon? It's real?

536
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would have no idea, but yeah,

537
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: I'll put my two cents in and say, yes, what

538
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 2: do you reckon?

539
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely it's real, Like who can be bother the

540
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: t have a fake relationship?

541
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 2: So true, But.

542
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: Then apparently it's the thing that celebrities actually do. Yeah, really,

543
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: I think I don't know.

544
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: I don't think with them because think about it. Oh

545
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: but see, the more you think about it, the more

546
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 2: it actually makes sense that it is a PR stunt

547
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: because there's so worlds apart that it's It is like

548
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: like the the crossover of Travis Kelcey's fans versus Taylor

549
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 2: Swift's fans. I guess you know, the Taylor Swift fans

550
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: now kind of probably care about the NFL or whatever

551
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 2: he plays. And then maybe some of his fans and

552
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: followers now know about Taylor Swift and they didn't before.

553
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I don't reckon. I reckon it's

554
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: it's real. And because also I think the telling thing

555
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: is you don't actually see much in these pr relationships.

556
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: You don't actually see much affection. You just see them

557
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 2: appear on a red carpet together and confirm their relationship

558
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: in the Woman's Weekly, you know. But like she's you know,

559
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: the super Bowl after party or whatever where you know,

560
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: she's like dancing with him, hands around him, kissing him.

561
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: The videos that we saw, it's like fun and down

562
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 1: to earth, like I would.

563
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 2: Almost picture him as he's an AJ.

564
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I picture him as an Aussie, Like he gives

565
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: off the energy of like an ossie guy like AJ.

566
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

567
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: Like he just seems so fucking cool. So yeah, I

568
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: guess that's my royal flushes him going out on the

569
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: stage with her and being part of that because I've

570
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: been so exciting for everyone there.

571
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the royals.

572
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 1: And tell you who else?

573
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: Is it?

574
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise?

575
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: Really?

576
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

577
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 2: So was Nicola Cochlan were still down? Was it all spoiler.

578
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely they've all seen season fucking two by now.

579
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: Finish that.

580
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 2: By the way, I've been watching passively because Sky. Now,

581
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: Sky's one of those people who like very different to

582
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 2: me in the sense that if he's watched a show before,

583
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 2: he'll watch it again because it's comforting, right, Not me.

584
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: I've watched it once. I need to throw it in

585
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 2: the especially a show like that.

586
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: But I have my shows that I watch again and

587
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: again and again. But they've got to be those ones

588
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: that you don't need to follow the storyline, like you

589
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: just have it on the background. You can come in

590
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: at any point. Yeah, but yeah, lots of thoughts about

591
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: season three part two with Bridgeton. I know we already

592
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,439
Speaker 1: spoke about this, but the makeup is even fucking worse

593
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: in season three part two. I'm talking fucking highlighter, full wing,

594
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: fake lashes on fucking all of them really, and the

595
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: dresses became way too modern, like and then I see

596
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: on like Reddit, people like who's watching it for that,

597
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 1: like to see actually what they dressed like back in

598
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: the day, Like, so, I get it is twenty twenty

599
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: four and they're coming out with this, but.

600
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: And now isn't the next one coming in twenty twenty six?

601
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: Did they say that? I don't know if they confirmed that,

602
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 2: but I think I saw something on TikTok being like,

603
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: how are you giving us three episodes?

604
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: Is it?

605
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 2: Three episodes in part two? Four episodes in part two?

606
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: And then we have to wait that long two years?

607
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

608
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: Come on, it's crazy.

609
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: I feel like season one was the best. Season two

610
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: like it's slowly like gotten worse kind of thing. Like

611
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: it's still really good, but I feel like if they're

612
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: going to do a whole nother season, they really need

613
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: to redeem themselves with it and tone down the fucking

614
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: fake eyelashes. It's meant to be in the eighteen hundreds.

615
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: Who the fuck's were in a wing and a lash

616
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: in the eighteen fucking hundreds, they would have had just

617
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: a bit of rouge on their fucking cheeks.

618
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 2: I'm serious, you being so passionate about eighteen hundreds makeup?

619
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: Oh we just you know, do you reckon people from

620
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: the eighteen hundreds look back and go, oh, we were

621
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: way too much rouge back then?

622
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: Probably I reckon they just had like a bit of

623
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: black eyeliner and some rouge and then on their lips too,

624
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: Benettin on the.

625
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: Nipsy they had them blush blindness.

626
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Yes, oh that's all over my TikTok as well, blush blindness,

627
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: eyebrow blindness.

628
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did see James Charles post about his

629
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: old eyebrows.

630
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I've seen a lot of those, and I've

631
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: seen people. It's getting wild on TikTok now, like you

632
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: can just post a video like normal, like talking, and

633
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: then people will comment like you have eyebrow blindness, like

634
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: just calling people out. I saw a girl literally this

635
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: morning because you know how they say your eyebrows, like

636
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: the most inner part of your eyebrows needs to be

637
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: in line with the inner corner of your eye. Yeah, okay,

638
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: so that's where your eyebrow should start.

639
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: Yours don't.

640
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: Just then you know, what, are they closer?

641
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: They're closer together than your eye corners a mine.

642
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: Yours are pretty much the same or maybe a slightly

643
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: further out. But you don't have any pencil in them.

644
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true?

645
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: What so minor in?

646
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like your eyebrows, especially that side, what's that side,

647
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: the right side of the.

648
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: Left side, that's it's too far in.

649
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: It's further in than the than your thing. But I'm

650
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: looking at your eyebrows and they don't look wrong. Well,

651
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 2: but they look fine.

652
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: I saw this girl on TikTok post and hers were

653
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: too far apart, like they started out here. And then

654
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: everyone in the comments is like, you have eyebrow blinders,

655
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: Like your eyebrows need to start way closer. And then

656
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: so she did a video and she's like, apparently I

657
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: have eyebrow blinders, and she draws them in and it

658
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: looks so much better, but she's like, this looks so bad.

659
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: So I feel like we become accustomed to the things

660
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: on our face and think they look right when they

661
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: could be wrong.

662
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: No, but in the opposite sense, I saw this really cool.

663
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: This is actually going to be my royal flush at

664
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 2: one point or another. And it's a really cool quote

665
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: from Taylor Swift where she's doing an interview. It looks

666
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: like The View or something like that, one of those shows,

667
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: and she says that we are so accustomed to loving

668
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: the newest best thing, Like the newest thing is the

669
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 2: best thing. We're so used to loving like the newest thing.

670
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: So if we get a new phone or a new

671
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 2: couch or a new whatever, it may be like we

672
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 2: love it and then as time goes on, we start

673
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: to hate it because we find things wrong with it

674
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 2: or blah blah blah blah. So it makes sense that

675
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 2: the longest thing we've ever seen is our reflection in

676
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: the mirror. So it makes sense that we like hate

677
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: ourselves because we've had to look at ourselves for so long.

678
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: And is that why we're always trying to like reinvent ourselves,

679
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: change up our style, change our makeup.

680
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I don't know what the point of that

681
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: quote was, but I just thought it was cool.

682
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: Have you ever had blindness to anything?

683
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

684
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had eyebrow blindness, your eyebrows were really

685
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: thick slugs.

686
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still do thick slugs something.

687
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: No, But like remember like the anastagia of Beverly Hills

688
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: brow pomar days and we were literally coloring the meat

689
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: like solid and like black.

690
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: But then the concealer around the outside as well, why

691
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: do we.

692
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Need to carve out browst worms?

693
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: Speak a little worms on my face? I literally used

694
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: to wear glitter lip gloss, so I yeah, I definitely

695
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 2: had a lot of blindness about a lot of things.

696
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like mine was fake tan, but we've

697
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,479
Speaker 1: already spoken about that on the pod. Yeah, I've definitely

698
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: had fake tan blindness as well. Why did no one

699
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: tell me it looks so fucking bad?

700
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: I think because maybe we were also blind to.

701
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: The Like was everyone blind to it?

702
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: Well, I just like the only thing that you were

703
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: your fake tan didn't look bad though, but your hands

704
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: were fucked. Yeah, you know, I always had fucked hands.

705
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: They were always like a yeah, And I would just

706
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: get around thinking that looks better than my natural skin. Yeah,

707
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Why did I ever fucking do that?

708
00:31:55,480 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in the opposite mode at mode

709
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: mood at the moment. Yeah, I'm like, maybe I could

710
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: get a fake tan. See how it looks.

711
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: I like a little gradual tan, Like if I've got

712
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: something on, like put on a little gradual moisturizer or

713
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: like just a really light tan. That's just like it

714
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: makes you just look like glowy a little bit. Yeah,

715
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: I think that's when you look your best.

716
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's just because in summer. Remember how

717
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: dark I got in summer because I was spending so

718
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: much time outside safely with sunscreen. But I didn't know

719
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 2: that sunscreen. There's no such thing as a sunscreen that

720
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: blocks one hundred percent of the rays of the sun.

721
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: You will still have sun damage damage from even if

722
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 2: so you should just stay out of the sun completely,

723
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: which I was doing anyway in summer, but it still

724
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 2: made me go really dark. And because when I was younger,

725
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: I always used to go dark in the summertime and

726
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 2: then in the but then as I've gotten older, I

727
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 2: didn't leave the house and didn't want to go outside.

728
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think is really popular amongst

729
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: younger maybe not even teenagers, but like early twenties now,

730
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: and I fucking hate to see it. Tan lines like

731
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: that has been all over my yes, like specifically like

732
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: knowing when the UV is like at the highest, because

733
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: you can look at the UV every day, like on

734
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: the weather apps and whatever. And they go and bake

735
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: and they'll wear like a triangle bikini and try their

736
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: hardest to get like tan. And then I see these

737
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: girls because it's like a fashion thing, and then they

738
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: will wear another top so you can definitely see the

739
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: tan lines. And then I go on the comments of

740
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: TikTok and it's like your tan lines look so good.

741
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: But are they American?

742
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: Probably if there's one thing that's not fucking cool ever

743
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: and doesn't look good, it's tan lines.

744
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: But also I think that the sun isn't as harsh

745
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 2: in other countries, but is it.

746
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: Surely it's still harsh harsh like Australia. Yeah, and they're

747
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: so un educated about it.

748
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I'm just talking out my

749
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: ass right now. But I also will say that like

750
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: when I've been in other countries and it and it's

751
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: been a really sunny day and I've gone Australia, it's

752
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: not the same as our sun because remember we had

753
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: like the whole hole in the ozone layer and stuff

754
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 2: above Australia. So there's all that time where the sun

755
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: was like beaming down through the ozone layer and it

756
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: was like worse, which apparently that's been fixed now. I'm

757
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 2: pretty sure like that we've repaired the ozone and patched

758
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 2: the whole. No, it's regenerated itself because we've been using

759
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 2: less deodorant and using more natural deodorant. I don't know,

760
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: I think maybe I dreamed that. Anyway, like when I've

761
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 2: been in other countries, the sun is not the same.

762
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it's the same sun, But I don't know,

763
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: is it because the.

764
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: Sun in Australia is different. I know they've confirmed that, like.

765
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: We in a certain part where we're closer to the

766
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: sun or it.

767
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: Is to the equator.

768
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: You know when you have like a glass and the

769
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: glass like the magnifying you know, a magnifying glass and

770
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 2: it puts the pin preak point. I think that Australia

771
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 2: is in that. Yes, So I think that's why we

772
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 2: have such a high rate of like skin cancer and

773
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, because yes, we all are dumb and

774
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: I was someone who went to the beach with no

775
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: sunscreen on tanned when I was younger. I thought that

776
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: was the cool thing to do. But like I think

777
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: that also on top of that, I think our sun

778
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: is worse. It is than other countries. It is so

779
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 2: the tan lines like the thing is to Australians, the

780
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 2: fake tan lines. It's crazy concept to us. But I'm saying,

781
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: if you live in Alabama, yeah, and you're doing the

782
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 2: fake tan line trends, they don't know any better because

783
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: I don't think they'd have ads on their TV about

784
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 2: skin cancers and stuff like that because it's so full

785
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: on in Australia.

786
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: It's weird is when you go to America and you

787
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: watch commercials on the TV. First of all, they have

788
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: commercials for every medication that there is, Like there, I know,

789
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: we have like neurofin commercials every now and then, but

790
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: they've got commercials for fucking everything. But in their commercials

791
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: they must advertise all the side effects in the ad,

792
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: so they'll be like, buy a neurophin to get rid

793
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: of your headache. Side effects may be death, they may

794
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: be heart attack, they may be this, and they have

795
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: to say it in the fucking commercial. So they're like

796
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: really strongly promoting the side effects of medications, but they

797
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: don't have a clue about the sun.

798
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: Also, one of my friends is in New York City

799
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 2: and this morning they put up a billboard like a

800
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: photo of a billboard in a Times Square or nearby

801
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: in New York of like not ozen pic, but a

802
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: similar thing.

803
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: Like yeah, they ad every medical.

804
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 2: I'm injecting the OZ. It would be.

805
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: Billboards for neurophan like UTI medication, Like they advertise all

806
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: of the medications, which is fucking so weird.

807
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: And when you go into a restaurant in like America

808
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 2: and it says the food in here may cause cancer,

809
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: they have illnesses, blah blah blah. I'm like, what, like,

810
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 2: you feel like every restaurant you go into, You're like,

811
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 2: is there asbestos in the food? Because the way the

812
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: sign has made me feel makes it sound like I'm

813
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 2: going to die from eating at the cheesecake factory because

814
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 2: they've got to put her on the front door. Yeah,

815
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: it's wild. The difference is how the fuck did we

816
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: get from Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift here? Who knows? But anyway,

817
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 2: what I found weird about that show in particular is

818
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: the royals were also there, Prince whoever his name is,

819
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: and the two kids. Oh they left out the gay

820
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: one though the little gay boy didn't come. Who's the

821
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 2: little gay Prince Louis? Is that his name?

822
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: The kid?

823
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got three kids, the older brother, the sister

824
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: in the middle, and they've got the little one that

825
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 2: you know is a little bit is it? Well? I

826
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 2: don't know. I think I think he might be. But

827
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: am I allowed to say that these days canceled me?

828
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: I don't care. But you know he would keep All

829
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying is he would love Katie Perry's news song

830
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 2: that little one.

831
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: But she like Kate Middle, well, she's still I saw

832
00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: another thing the other day.

833
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, as soon as they pointed it out, I went, wow,

834
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: facelift like and I'm not saying she's lying about the cancer.

835
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a case of both both happening at once.

836
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 2: She's getting a case for sure.

837
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: I could imagine the NDA's in the hospital that would

838
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: have to be signed. If the fucking princess or whatever she.

839
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 2: Is wouldn't even be a hospital, be their own.

840
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Hospital, that's insane. You're gonna have got their own hospital.

841
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 2: The Royals surely probably yeah, maybe, well, who knows and

842
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: who cares. The point is Taylor Swift uploaded a selfie

843
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: with the Royals to her Instagram, which was so rogue,

844
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: so rogue because first of all, they all, especially her,

845
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 2: look like fucking wax Me like Madam to Sword's Vibes

846
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 2: like it. It looks like Travis Kelsey has gone to

847
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: Madame to Swords or like no.

848
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: And got a photo with them all.

849
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's makeup is so perfect, and I don't know

850
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: if she's put a little face tune on that. I

851
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 2: don't think so, But she's just looks so perfect that.

852
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, it looks like they are at Madame Dasword's like,

853
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: have a look at this. This is like a dad

854
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 2: And no, what is this?

855
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: He doesn't look like a wax figure? He looks normal.

856
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: Who the dad?

857
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: Prince William? Is it Prince William?

858
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

859
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: But Taylor Swift looks a bit wax figure.

860
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't she get her teeth look perfect? It's the

861
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: red lipstick too, and the perfect lips. Travis think it

862
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: looks like he looks like a Aussie blow like he

863
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: would be at the fucking pub on the weekend in

864
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: the pokies, Like I must not be surprised if I

865
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: saw him in the pokies.

866
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

867
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: And the kids, like, who do the kids look like?

868
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 1: Does you reckon? They look like the dad? They certainly

869
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: don't look like the mamk Yeah no.

870
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 2: I think the boy kind of gives mum. But the girl,

871
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 2: poor thing, looks like the dad. Oh. I don't I

872
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 2: feel so bad when people say to like little girls, oh,

873
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: looks like a father. I go, how fucking offensive? But

874
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 2: it's true. She does look like her dad. So sorry.

875
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: I feel like if I had a daughter and she

876
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: didn't look like me, I would be fucking offended, Like,

877
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: imagine all that effort. Like back to AJ's like our niece,

878
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: which is AJ's brother's kid, looked exactly like her dad

879
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: and nothing like the mom. And I'm like that's offensive.

880
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah right offensive. Lucky me and AJ look like brother

881
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: and sister.

882
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, the point is, I forget where I was gonna

883
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: go with that Taylor Swift thing. I just thought it

884
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: was rogue. All her photos are such perfect photos, and

885
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 2: their photos of tour and stuff like that. She hasn't

886
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 2: posted a selfie in.

887
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: Like I would love to see celebs posting more just

888
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: like candid photo dump same, be more fucking real.

889
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 2: Same.

890
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: That's what I would do if I was a celebrity.

891
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, just post a selfie with the Royal family that's

892
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: really relatable and done to earth.

893
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: No, but post raw real photos, That's what I'm saying. Well,

894
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 1: speaking of celebs, I'm sure you saw and everyone, which,

895
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: by the way, is so fucking embarrassing. What justin Tim

896
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: blaket and pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence. Yes, why,

897
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: I know we've spoken about this. No, we spoke about

898
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: celebrities cheating and thinking they can get away with it. Yeah,

899
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: I think the same for this, Like, why the fuck

900
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: would any celebrity like even risk having like one drink

901
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: with dinner and driving home like they have that much

902
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: fucking money, get a private driver or call a fucking uber.

903
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, But also like I wonder how much over the

904
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: limit he was because America has different Here in Australia

905
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: we have a zero point zero five. Yeah, Like in America,

906
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: some states are zero point zero two, some states are

907
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: zero point zero.

908
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: If you're a celebrity with millions of dollars, why would

909
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't even risk going out for dinner and

910
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: having one glass of wine and then driving home, Like,

911
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: because you're a fucking celebrity, So that shit is going

912
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: to get out there to the universe. Yeah, why do

913
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: they do it?

914
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 2: Also? I feel like even if you're really drunk, one

915
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 2: thing I've not understood with like DUIs is even when

916
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 2: I'm so drunk I can't even say my own name,

917
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 2: it's still a very conscious choice to get in a

918
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: car and drive it. Do you know what I mean?

919
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: You don't just acccidentally get into the car, put your

920
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: foot on the brake, turn it on, and reverse out

921
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 2: of your carspot and drive away. That's not an accident.

922
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: No. If anything, maybe they feel like it's more of

923
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: a good idea because they're like, fuck, yeah, let's just drive.

924
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 2: No, surely not. My brain isn't computed that way.

925
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: Worth it just fucking leave your car there and get

926
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: it the next day.

927
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just doesn't make sense. I can't compute in

928
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 2: my brain that someone could actually put their foot on

929
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: the accelerator while being drunk, do you know what I mean?

930
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 2: Like that doesn't work in my brain anyway. So it's

931
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 2: just weird that he's decided. So what I'm saying is

932
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake has made a conscious decision, in my opinion,

933
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: to get behind the wheel and drive drunk.

934
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: Fucking idiot, Yeah, stupid. I don't know much about Justin Timberlake,

935
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: Like I used to love his music back in the

936
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: day when he came out with all those old banger songs.

937
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: But since seeing this happen, I've then been reading like

938
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: all actual bad, terrible things that he's done. And I

939
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: even saw one video of him from years ago, like

940
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: shaming Britney Spears, telling her to get off the alcohol.

941
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: And then now he's just gotten fucking arrested, So imagine

942
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: how happy Britney Spears is right now, fucking Slay queen.

943
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 2: And also to be like, imagine being in that mindset

944
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: where because when he was pulled over, the police officer

945
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: didn't know who Justin Timberlake was, and he said this

946
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 2: is going to ruin the tour, and the police officer said,

947
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: what tour, and Justin Timberlake apparently responded the World Tour.

948
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: The police officer would have been like, what the fuck

949
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 1: are you talking about?

950
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: Like, imagine I don't know what I'm trying to save.

951
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: Like imagine getting arrested for drink driving and the first

952
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: thing you think is, fuck, I've done the wrong thing.

953
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 2: The first thing you think is, oh shit, my world

954
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 2: too is gonna be ruined, Like why would you fucking

955
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: I feel like that just shows his character in general,

956
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like to be only concerned

957
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: about that and not maybe could have killed someone, but no,

958
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 2: let's just care about the World Tour, which, by the way,

959
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: I've watched online and is almost like it's giving. What's

960
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 2: it giving? It's it's giving like Hillsong conference to me,

961
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: like it's giving church conference. It's giving. It just looks

962
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: like one of those culty experiences scientology. He's floating from

963
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: the roof. Everyone's singing. But I'm like, I've just seen

964
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 2: on TikTok. I'm watching the videos going. That doesn't look

965
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: like a fun concert. That looks like a ritual. Like

966
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 2: a ritual.

967
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to look it up.

968
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's strange. And then again, people probably think that

969
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 2: about the ears to it, don't they probably probably once

970
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 2: upon a time, you had a genius little way. This

971
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 2: has stuck with me for ages. Okay, this is probably

972
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 2: back in like I want to say, twenty sixteen, you

973
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 2: told you told me about this. You said, I'm scared.

974
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: What did I say? You said you had a genius

975
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 2: way to like piss off a police officer. You said,

976
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: if I was ever pulled over for doing something wrong

977
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: on the road, I know exactly how i'd act because

978
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 2: I know that it would piss off the police officer

979
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 2: and it would ruin their day.

980
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: Or did I say I would just act completely unbothered.

981
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 2: Yes, And I thought it was the most genius thing ever,

982
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 2: Because do you remember saying that. You were, like, if

983
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 2: I was, you know, got pulled over for doing something

984
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: and the police offer came over and wanted to get

985
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: me in trouble. You were like, I would just act

986
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: so unbothered. And if they said you're getting a fine

987
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 2: for one thousand dollars, you go, that's fine. I'll get

988
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: that paid in the morning. My sister I still pay

989
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: that for me the morning, And just like, because it's true,

990
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 2: I feel like police officers are like there to teach

991
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: you a lesson.

992
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: It depends who the police officer is. Like, you might

993
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: get one pull you over and they're like really nice.

994
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: Then I wouldn't act that way. But you know, I

995
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: feel like stereotypically police officers like did you know that

996
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: you're doing twenty k's e the spoon, I'm going to

997
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: give you a fine. Well, I think it would really

998
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: piss a police officer off if you just acted so unbothered,

999
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: Oh no worries, like yeah, thanks. I would do that

1000
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: if the police officer is rude. But if he's like

1001
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: a legend, you know, I'm just going to be like,

1002
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 1: yeah I fucked up, eatdn't. But if he's an asshole,

1003
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: I'm fucking acting so unbothered. I feel like that would

1004
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: make them so mad.

1005
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: They want to fight, you know, they want to get

1006
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 2: you get your going.

1007
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: How did you remember me saying that?

1008
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 2: It's just one of those things you said, and it

1009
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 2: has always stopped.

1010
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: Story like five years ago, what I think that was

1011
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: like on my story like five really?

1012
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 2: No? Oh yeah, no, you told me though. I remember

1013
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 2: sitting in your apartment.

1014
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would have been like eight years ago.

1015
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you told me, and I remember, and

1016
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: you were still driving a little black Master sports Model

1017
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 2: at the time, and I remember you're saying that, And

1018
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 2: it's just always stuck with me because I was like,

1019
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: if I ever got pulled over like I would probably

1020
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 2: act like I would act that way because you said that,

1021
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 2: but also you don't want to piss them off more.

1022
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: No, and you have to just play it by ear.

1023
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: That's just always stuck with me. So there's your life

1024
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: lesson of the day.

1025
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: Act completely unbothered. If you get pulled over and you're

1026
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: getting a fine and the police officer knows that they're

1027
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: ruining your date, act like it doesn't even phase you

1028
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 1: at all.

1029
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you've got any stories of being pulled

1030
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 2: over and maybe you've acted like that or something funny has.

1031
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: Happened, Well, I've got a little story just quickly.

1032
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: Email it to us. I was going to say, but yeah,

1033
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 2: you go ahead, kick us off with.

1034
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: One one Christmas maybe five years ago, oh maybe even more,

1035
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1036
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

1037
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: I was at my mum's in the morning and then

1038
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: with my nan and stuff, and then I went home

1039
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: and I got a new perfume for Christmas that year.

1040
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: Must have been off shas.

1041
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: Okay, this is one of those stories.

1042
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: No, it's going to be quick. The perfume was a

1043
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: Marni coach.

1044
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed to know that for the crux of

1045
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: the story.

1046
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I packed it in my bag and then I

1047
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: was going to like my other family's house. I had

1048
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: it in my bag on the seat beside me. I

1049
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: because it was new, got it out, sprayed it all over,

1050
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: then started driving, got pulled over for no reason, like

1051
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: not at a breath testy thing or whatever. But he

1052
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 1: did the random breath test because it was Christmas day,

1053
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: hadn't been drinking, and then it came up like alcohol,

1054
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: and he's like, it's shown up alcohol. I'm all my

1055
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: peas at this time a lot longer than five years ago.

1056
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: And then he had to do it again and it

1057
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: came up again like alcohol. In your system, and luckily

1058
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: he was really nice. But he said, have you just

1059
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: sprayed perfume? And I said I have and I had

1060
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: it right there with me and I showed him. I

1061
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: was like, I literally just sprayed this. So even a

1062
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: spray of perfume can be picked up on the breath

1063
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: test thing. Yeah, so be careful people.

1064
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: I knew about that, but I thought that was going

1065
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: to end with you saying you got out of the

1066
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 2: car and did it, because apparently that helps if you

1067
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: get out of the car.

1068
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: Nice to do that.

1069
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Okay, well there you go, life hack for you.

1070
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 2: Don't in the car I've been drinking spray perfume. No, no,

1071
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: you're canceled me for that. No, no, the legal team

1072
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 2: won't even let that one slip through. Anyway. We should

1073
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 2: wrap this up before I say anything else that will

1074
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 2: get me in trouble. Rate five stars. We upload every

1075
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 2: Tuesday and Friday, and you already know all of this,

1076
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: so I feel like so stupid when I say it

1077
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: each week. But if you're new here, welcome, You're now

1078
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: a scroller.

1079
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: Do people even listen to this bit? But all of

1080
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: you listening right now? Are you actually here? Can you

1081
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: do you listen all the way to the end.

1082
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: Let someone actually like? Do they all click off as

1083
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 2: soon as we go we're wrapping it up?

1084
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe?

1085
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 2: Or do they stick around? We'll do a code word

1086
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 2: at the end. Do code word at the end and

1087
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: see how many people comment to code.

1088
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: Email us, I mean, don't email us, d m us

1089
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: the word pine.

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Speaker 2: Cones, comment on my photos, getting engaged.

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Speaker 1: Comment on both of our recent posts pine cones, and

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Speaker 1: then we'll see if we get any comments on pine cones.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if we get two, that's crazy. Anyway, you can

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Speaker 2: follow us, by the way, if you don't already, for

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Speaker 2: some goddamn reason, you are Britney Lee Saunders. Why did

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Speaker 2: I say it like that? And you can search for

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Speaker 2: me anyway. All right, hey, you'll need those two. The

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Speaker 2: only reason I said that is for the Instagram because

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Speaker 2: you've got to go comment pine cones anyway, DL, I

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Speaker 2: better let you go. I've got to go show my peacock,

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Speaker 2: my peacock.