WEBVTT - Loving at Zero-Gravity: Best of 2025 (So Far) 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:03.920 Go get your every day. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:10.320 Adelaides a couple of US astronauts about to get back 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.240 to Earth after longer than expected stint in space. 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:16.000 Sonny Williams and Which Wilmore are scheduled to be just 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.400 hours away from a long awaited return to Earth after 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.240 an incredible nine months in space. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.400 So initially they went in June spoke. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:26.240 They were like eight days guys tops max, guys max 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.400 eight days max. And then nearly ten months later they 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.440 are making their long awaited return. The thing that sticks 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:35.040 with me about this is her hair. For the entire 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.959 time that they've crossed to them in space, it's been 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.360 like on an end. So I guess the first thing 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.400 she'd want to do was get her roots touched up when. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.400 She gets back to Earth, roots are out of control. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.120 And then maybe just run a gh D through that 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:46.879 bad boy. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.960 Absolutely speaking of as well, we'd segue. But do you 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:51.880 think that they fell in love? 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.760 I don't know. You know that it is makes me, 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.360 It gives me think about that. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.640 You know that expression, I would not sleep with you 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.160 if you the last person on Earth? 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.240 Well what about in space? 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.040 What if you're the last person in space? 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:05.480 How do you do it in space? 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:07.520 Great question? 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.480 You cover up the cameras. For a start, you couldn't 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:11.800 get that suit on and off easy. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.360 And when you're floating around as well, it's hard to 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:18.760 get sort of you know, the gravity points. I don't 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:19.959 want to get bogged down in details. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:24.800 Yeah, I mean getting that right on Earth is difficult 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:25.679 for you, isn't it. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.600 Thirteen twenty four ten when if you had in Spain. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.520 So extraordinary scenes, but you were right about the muscle 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.000 atrophy because they've been floating around for so long. They've 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.399 been doing exercise and things in space, but it'll take 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:42.119 six weeks worth of rehabilitation to get them back reacclimatized 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.800 to being back on Earth. The other thing is space food. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.959 Can't imagine it be that good. Plain food's awful. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.840 Do you remember Do you remember space sticks when you're 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:52.120 a kid. No, the confectionery space sticks? Oh no, it 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.440 was awful. But their whole marketing campaign was this is 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:55.960 what they eat in space. You know, it's not even 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.520 nice by a meaning, because that's what the astronauts eat. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:03.720 Jezu fell for some mark geting stuff. My god, Yeah, 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.960 so let's do this. Thirteen twenty fourteen, When did you 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.160 get stranded somewhere we'd love to hear from you. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.760 I got a nice early called Philip. Good morning to you, mate, fellow. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.600 I got stranded in the pantry of our house. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:18.360 Happens there, it happens. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:23.800 Here's the funny part reason why. At the time, we 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.079 had a dog, a little multi shit through cross called Lucy. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:30.160 It was my mum's dog, typically the family dog. But 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.520 she knew that if you were going into the pantry, 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:36.560 she would get a tree. So I didn't want to begging. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.160 I tried to sneak into the pantry. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.120 Ah, got cha, Yeah, yeah yeah. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.760 And so as I'm in the pantry looking for my food, 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.280 I can hear the little click crack of this rat 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.120 running towards the pantry door on the tiles. Yeah, she 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.920 jumps up and pushes the pantry door shut on me. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.880 And there is no handle on the inside of that 0:02:54.919 --> 0:03:00.440 pantry door. Thankfully though, because I was a team at 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.000 the time, I had my phone with me at all time, 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.320 so I was able to call my mum, can you 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.320 please come and let me out? The dodsters trap me. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.600 It was a total time, Philip, that you were stuck 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:10.240 in the pantry. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.280 Oh, it wouldn't have been ten minutes. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.320 But in that time, because you think that you're trapped, 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.280 you said, well, this is my life now, yeah, and 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.160 these are my supplies and I don't have much time land. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.000 Like a little doomsday exercise, isn't it. Well, thank you 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:23.399 so much. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.119 Where were you stranded off the back of these astronauts 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.919 who are finally returning to Worth after what nine almost 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.040 ten months in space? It was supposed to be eight days? 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:35.120 That's crazy? Take more cause, next, where did you get stranded? Sarah? 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.400 Good morning, Good morning, beautiful people. How are we good? 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:39.960 Thank you? This sounds horrific. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:40.520 What happened? 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.040 I'm still traumatized yet. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:43.520 No. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:49.360 Our family was traveling in Europe in twenty eighteen and 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:53.320 part of that euro trip was in London. So at 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.760 the time our children were my son was sick and 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.720 my daughter had literally just turned thirteen while we were yes, 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.400 So I thought that it would be a lovely occasion 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.200 to take the children into London on the tube and 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.960 have a bit of a sight see around London. So 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.280 I have been to England before, so I was very 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.760 very aware of when you get on the tube, you 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.960 get on and you get on quick. Those doors slam 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:18.800 shut and they. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:19.680 Are relentless yep. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.760 So I had primed my children about this. So I 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.200 was holding my son's hands in one hand and my 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.920 daughter's in the other, and I shoved him on the 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.640 front of the train, and I've gone to get in, 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.800 and then as my daughter is proceeding to walk in, 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.800 the doors shut, so rather than jumping on, she has 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.880 jumped backwards back onto the platform. The doors have slam 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.560 shut and the tube has taken off. So I am 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:51.440 streaming going the train, the train, and everyone's just sitting 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.080 there ignoring me, and I'm like waving out the window, 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.080 trying to like stay stay there, stay there, like I'll 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:00.599 come back. I'm beside myself, going I don't even know 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.039 if this train is expressed. I don't know where the 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:03.919 next stop is. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.120 I don't know how I. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.919 Can get back to my daughter. So what felt like 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.680 an eternity later, we got off at the next stop 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.600 to then go, okay, well that's great that I'm at 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.359 this platform, but does the train that's going back the 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.919 other way? Is that an express? Does that stop at 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.400 the next stop to get me back? So I just 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.320 winged it and I got on the next train that 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.240 was going the other way back I get back to 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.360 that same platform and my daughter was not there, so 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:36.800 I got off the train. Then see this little head 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:40.240 poke around the corner. Because it was so busy, she 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.159 went and stepped around the corner so I couldn't see her. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.240 She's walked out. I burst in to see if she's 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.400 given me a big huggins sort of like was very 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:53.080 beside herself too. Yeah, yeah, my daughter got stranded on 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.159 a platform in London. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.880 Oh my gosh, possibly could go wrong in the subway 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:58.920 in London. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.480 Well by yourself, Sarah. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.960 Have you ever no mobile phone? That's the other thing. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.040 Have you ever felt a feeling like that before? Because 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.480 I'd imagine there's nothing that could be it would be 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.920 the most disgusting feeling, apparently, And no, And. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.400 You know, I still reflect on it every now and again. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.080 Now that goes exactly like you said, You're like all 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.000 of the things that could have gone wrong. I'm like, 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.159 oh my god, Like she didn't have to say she 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.080 didn't have a phone, because it's like, yes, she had 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.719 a mobile phone, but didn't have a SIMP so she 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.800 couldn't bring me. I didn't know like where she was. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.640 And I'm just swinging it going see God, please let 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.719 her still be there face And you know. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.640 I'm surprised. I'm surprised no one helped you though, Sarah. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.440 That's the thing, Like, oh, I. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.400 Just I just couldn't believe it because it's just like 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.279 you know, over there at like Express and then it's 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:46.719 the door shut and that's just the norm, and everyone's 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.240 just sitting there reading their book and no emergency stop button. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:56.520 And I'm just like, hello, people, like we've just on 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.760 the platform and even like you know, the window for 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:03.120 this driver. I'm like, you're in Australia, you know they 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.720 look out on the platform and see what's going on. Yeah, 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.719 I'm like, are you bin. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.200 Awful? Thank you? Sarah? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.760 Can we have a bit of event? Is that Okay? 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.040 I'm thirty nine years old and I think I've just 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.000 about had it with workplace catchphrases and buzzwords, those wanky 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:27.000 work terms. Yes, they just drive you insane. Oh my gosh. 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.480 There's one I've been known to use, and that's just 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:30.200 touching base. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:31.520 Oh, let's just touch base. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.000 Let's just touch base. I don't know why we don't 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.080 say let's just catch up. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.840 That's a good one. A lot you love a touch 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.040 base via an email. Don't you there, it's not good. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.280 Some good ones as well, and if you google them. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.440 Oh it's universal. Yes, it's not just in this country. 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.400 It's not just in this city. It's absolutely everywhere. We 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.240 go through a few of them. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.160 Yeah, there's one that I have never heard of, boil 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.880 the ocean, which is allegedly an over dramatic way of 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.400 saying something is too ambitious, so you can't boil the ocean. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:00.920 Tough gigboyling. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:05.960 Though someone said that to me. I'll be like, there's. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.679 One that I hear frequently that is move the needle. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.320 Wh are we going to move the needle? And I thought, 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.000 I think we both spoke with this. I thought this 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:12.640 was the radio. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.559 It was just a radio thing, like move the dial, 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.000 you know, like some make people switch from one station 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:17.520 to another. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.160 What are we doing to make people do that? 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:19.560 Yeah? 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.760 I thought that was just a uniquely radio thing. 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:22.960 No, it's not as universal. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.480 Apparently everyone's moving the needle. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.360 Yeah, apparently they're at least trying to the other. One 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.560 as well, is something that everyone says. It's one at 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.520 the end of the day, and also people talking about 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.439 it being a game changer. Oh, this is the game changer. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:41.560 Right, we would love to take your calls on thirteen, 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:42.160 twenty fourteen. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:43.640 We'd love to hear from you this morning. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.920 Please hit us up. I've got no doubt that somebody 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.920 has been on the end of an email like this. Okay, 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.880 and just see if you can spot all of the 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.160 wanky work terms in this. Jude's all right, it's from 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:58.080 a manager, just trying to unify the group so we 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:02.160 all work together. We're all in synergy, try and achieve 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:05.640 the same goal. Hi, everyone, if I could just take 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:08.520 this opportunity to circle back on the topic we spoke 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.360 about last week. I really feel like forgive it one percent. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.760 We can move the needle and drill down on the 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.920 key topics. Let's stay flexible, Let's be ready to pivot 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.480 and drill down if needed. Please keeping the loop with 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.880 any changes. All the best, Andrew ps. Teamwork makes the dreamwork. 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.240 And doesn't that just get the guys together to really 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:31.960 achieve the company goal. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:33.120 Yeah? 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.319 That was some That was very motivational. Actually, are you 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.640 on board now? Also? I love your email voice too. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.679 It's good, isn't it. It's quite sarcastic. Are you feeling 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:42.240 those vibes? 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.440 Let's go to Maddie this morning. Hey Maddie, how are 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:44.800 you doing? 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:45.640 Yeah? 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:45.960 Good? 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:51.640 Says Okay, what's the wanky work phrase that you dislike heavily? 0:09:52.600 --> 0:10:01.320 Let's unpack this, okay, uses that in your workplace? 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:02.320 You don't have to name names. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.959 I do it myself to be honest. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.120 On You're not winning friends in your workplace? What do 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:10.200 you mean you the manager? 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.280 What do you mean when you say that? 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a manager, so I know 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.600 what it comes out like word bomb at some times, 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.520 but I think I reposed it myself as previous managers. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.720 So yeah, it's addictive, Maddie. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.840 As a manager, do you sometimes and I just have 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.400 to be very careful because Boss Josh is in the studio, 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.360 But do you sometimes feel like you feel like you 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.920 have to fill the space with words and so you 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.320 just have to come up with phrases and things just 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.080 to say things to make it sound like you know 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:38.600 what you're doing. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.160 I think that's absolutely touch base, low hanging fruit, take 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.839 it offline, the apps. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:49.600 Explain the sandbox, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, absolutely, good morning, Shelley. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:50.280 How are you doing? 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:51.160 Morning? 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:51.640 God? Good? 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:52.520 How are you good? 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:52.840 Good? 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.240 What's the work phrase that does your head in. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.400 Well, there was a couple where I used to work 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.200 ages ago. One was our GM would always say to 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:03.600 dress the elephant in the room. I thought they were 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:11.319 talking about me. And then our financial guy, when he 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.040 used to send emails, always used to put EO M 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.120 at the end of his emails, and we were thinking, 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.000 what the heck is that and it ended up just 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:22.360 being end a message. I'm pretty obvious when you're signature 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:22.960 at the bottom. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:27.760 But anyway, yeah, I don't think that's unnecessary informations a 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:28.960 full stop, man. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.080 That's it. Well, I used to put E A D 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.120 in the end and everyone eventually figured it out. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:38.800 Got it. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:46.520 To explain that, mate, you might want to jump onto 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:47.560 Urban Dictionary for that one. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.600 Let's go to our cars, Shelly suggesting that he snack 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:51.240 on something. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:52.600 Perhaps I don't know. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.600 The following segment. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:01.000 Content graphic language and nothing. You'll see it only offended. Well, 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.240 you're about to find out just how easily. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.080 Your father he's only money. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.120 Jody and Naughty at sixty. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.840 Oh yes, finally as faith that jodid it could be 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.600 herself really really talk from the heart and soul. It's 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.640 the Naughty at six forty, it's where are a little bit blue? 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.560 A little bit more risky? Before we straighten up up 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:20.000 to seven o'clock. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.000 I was at the one time that I come to 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.480 the party and I've got something for the naughty at 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:26.679 six forty, You're like, she loves it. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:31.520 Oh my god, look at this one. Ain't keep Alicia. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.480 Oh my god, she's so obsessed with the naughty at 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.680 six forty. I have one little story to tell you. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.240 And here we are anyway, Can I ask you a question, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:44.000 Andrew Hats when did you first work out how babies 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:44.480 were made? 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:51.440 After my second born? I would say late primary school? 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.760 Okay? And how how did this information come about? 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.080 Was it just you and your little dirty mates talking 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.520 behind it the stalls in year six? 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.920 I think it was my sister that told me, oh 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.400 really yes, in a very very educational purpose. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:05.840 I don't take a stirty bird from way back. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.840 I don't think I trust me. It's no sort of weird, 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.160 sort of tazzy vis going on in the country. I 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.000 don't think Mum or Dad sat me down and gave 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.240 me the chat about the birds and the baby. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.920 See that's sad because they had the perfect opportunity with 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.840 all those animals on the farm. They could have just 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.160 taken little Andrew out and said, look see those cows. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:23.839 See what they're doing. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.679 I thought they were just it was a failed game 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:26.240 of leap frog. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:33.320 So my sister in law was telling me how her son, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:37.920 so my nephew decided to on the way home from school, 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.760 tell her how babies are made, which is a fascinating 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.319 story and a fascinating tale. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.480 And he said so much something to tell you. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.480 It was the biggest thing of the world. She's like, yes, Edie, 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:51.280 go for it. And he was like, right. So I 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.040 found out how babies are made, and this is what happened, 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.480 and this is what happens. So a mummy and a 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:02.440 daddy and they meat and they fall in love, right, 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.320 and then he puts his penis in her vagina and 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:14.600 leaves it there for nine months. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:15.839 Good. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.040 I don't know what. It's not far from the train. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.960 It's not. If you're a woman who's ever been pregnant, 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.160 that's exactly how it feels. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.560 You've just been screwed for nine months. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.040 We quite like to rag on gen zs sometimes, but 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.080 some of this stuff is quite ingenius. Because gen Z 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.600 workers have revealed the ways that they're stealing company time 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:44.600 By task masking, it's basically where employees make themselves look 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.080 busier than they are. For example, one twenty six year 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.120 old said, get your email up on your full screen 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.200 and then get your e book up. So I presume 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.800 that's a book that you can read, you know, like 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.880 a kindle, minimize it to the size of an email 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.800 preview and read it all day. My girlfriend read seventy 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:00.160 four books at her desk last. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:05.360 It's very good on company time. Perfect, That is not bad. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.280 Meanwhile, twenty seven year old Mazy disguised as her on 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.760 the clock yoga classes as medical appointments. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:11.920 Very good, that's a good appointment. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.480 Sorry, I say, I'm going to the gym, you know, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.200 the gym, which really is just like go to get facialist. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:18.920 But I tell my don't think because it's called the gym, 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.600 and get away with saying I'm going to the gym. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.080 There you go. It's nice to me in a spot 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.600 where we're talking about jen Z and we're really applauding them. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.200 Congratulations, guys, you would have been a genius at this time. 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.360 My gosh, I'm just going to say, because it's in 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.600 different states, so it doesn't matter it right, we're looking 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.280 in trouble now. My first job as a nineteen year 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.760 old was working at the Greenwood Hotel in North Sydney 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.520 and it's a big establishment. Yeh, really cool class. 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:42.240 You are you not going to get in trouble because 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.440 you were nineteen and now you're thirty eight, so we're 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:44.960 all good here. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.080 Oh thanks Joe, that's actually thirty nine. I appreciate taking 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:47.400 here on. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.680 It actually a statue of limitations as to how long 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.560 you can get in trouble from the Greenwood Hotel. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.600 For anyway, imbazzled by it, I mbezzled twelve million dollars. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.880 Would they get in trouble? That's not what happened. What 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.120 I used to do is and I was living with 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:03.240 two other blokes at the time, and we were not 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.840 very fancy in the way that we lived. I would 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:10.880 steal a single glass each and every shift, now, whether 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:14.800 that was a pint glass, a schooner glass, a cocktail glass, 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.240 and a shot glass. And by the end of it, 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.440 I had like ten pint glasses, ten schooner glasses, the 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.680 most outrageously perfect set of cocktail glass as well, and 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.640 all these shot glasses we had the best glass were 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.320 for three poor nineteen year olds. It could possibly come 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:30.960 across dodible. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:31.960 Well done, mate, thank. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.800 You very much. I also we also used to sit 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.320 there because we were very, very intelligent. I remember sitting 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.560 in the toilet and getting my calculator out and just 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.840 calculating how much money I was making per second while 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:44.920 seeing in the toilet for two. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.720 Hours right on the company Dine, on the company Dine. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:48.720 I don't think I've. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:52.200 Told you about this before, but before I studied journalism 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.920 and media, I did nursing for six months. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.280 I didn't know that I knew I hadn't told you that. 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.040 Wow, that's always so loving and caring. 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:03.160 I guess no, that's why I didn't deplete my nursing Well, 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:05.560 I didn't complete my nursing degree, because what they do 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.480 is they put you in the nursing homes to weed 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.600 out the ones that are serious about being compassionate and 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.639 caring for them, yes, and the ones that are like, no, 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.880 thank you, I don't want to wipe mister Graham's bottom 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:16.880 in room thirty two. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:18.639 Yes, so anyway, and you're part of the latter. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.160 And so when I had to wipe mister Graham's bottom 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.680 in room thirty two. I would go round the side 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:25.359 and read a magazine. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:25.960 I would just. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.480 Disappear, just disappear, and no one seemed to ask where 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:30.080 I was. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:34.080 Until the fact that mister Graham started developing DAGs. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:40.840 Tasmania FC, the much anticipated new football club in the AFL, 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.320 has revealed the name and look of its mascot on 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.320 the first anniversary of the announcement of the new club's 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:50.800 name and colors. His name is Roman, and he is 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:52.240 indeed a Tasmanian devil. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.840 Anyway, a second Roman, Can you take us through the 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:57.879 origins of that? There's got to be some sort of significance. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:59.200 It's a very quirky name, a bit. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.080