Speaker 1: Go get your every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides a couple of US astronauts about to get back
Speaker 2: to Earth after longer than expected stint in space.
Speaker 3: Sonny Williams and Which Wilmore are scheduled to be just
Speaker 3: hours away from a long awaited return to Earth after
Speaker 3: an incredible nine months in space.
Speaker 1: So initially they went in June spoke.
Speaker 3: They were like eight days guys tops max, guys max
Speaker 3: eight days max. And then nearly ten months later they
Speaker 3: are making their long awaited return. The thing that sticks
Speaker 3: with me about this is her hair. For the entire
Speaker 3: time that they've crossed to them in space, it's been
Speaker 3: like on an end. So I guess the first thing
Speaker 3: she'd want to do was get her roots touched up when.
Speaker 2: She gets back to Earth, roots are out of control.
Speaker 1: And then maybe just run a gh D through that
Speaker 1: bad boy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely speaking of as well, we'd segue. But do you
Speaker 2: think that they fell in love?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know that it is makes me,
Speaker 1: It gives me think about that.
Speaker 3: You know that expression, I would not sleep with you
Speaker 3: if you the last person on Earth?
Speaker 1: Well what about in space?
Speaker 2: What if you're the last person in space?
Speaker 1: How do you do it in space?
Speaker 2: Great question?
Speaker 1: You cover up the cameras. For a start, you couldn't
Speaker 1: get that suit on and off easy.
Speaker 2: And when you're floating around as well, it's hard to
Speaker 2: get sort of you know, the gravity points. I don't
Speaker 2: want to get bogged down in details.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean getting that right on Earth is difficult
Speaker 3: for you, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten when if you had in Spain.
Speaker 3: So extraordinary scenes, but you were right about the muscle
Speaker 3: atrophy because they've been floating around for so long. They've
Speaker 3: been doing exercise and things in space, but it'll take
Speaker 3: six weeks worth of rehabilitation to get them back reacclimatized
Speaker 3: to being back on Earth. The other thing is space food.
Speaker 3: Can't imagine it be that good. Plain food's awful.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Do you remember space sticks when you're
Speaker 2: a kid. No, the confectionery space sticks? Oh no, it
Speaker 2: was awful. But their whole marketing campaign was this is
Speaker 2: what they eat in space. You know, it's not even
Speaker 2: nice by a meaning, because that's what the astronauts eat.
Speaker 3: Jezu fell for some mark geting stuff. My god, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so let's do this. Thirteen twenty fourteen, When did you
Speaker 3: get stranded somewhere we'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: I got a nice early called Philip. Good morning to you, mate, fellow.
Speaker 4: I got stranded in the pantry of our house.
Speaker 2: Happens there, it happens.
Speaker 4: Here's the funny part reason why. At the time, we
Speaker 4: had a dog, a little multi shit through cross called Lucy.
Speaker 4: It was my mum's dog, typically the family dog. But
Speaker 4: she knew that if you were going into the pantry,
Speaker 4: she would get a tree. So I didn't want to begging.
Speaker 4: I tried to sneak into the pantry.
Speaker 1: Ah, got cha, Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And so as I'm in the pantry looking for my food,
Speaker 4: I can hear the little click crack of this rat
Speaker 4: running towards the pantry door on the tiles. Yeah, she
Speaker 4: jumps up and pushes the pantry door shut on me.
Speaker 4: And there is no handle on the inside of that
Speaker 4: pantry door. Thankfully though, because I was a team at
Speaker 4: the time, I had my phone with me at all time,
Speaker 4: so I was able to call my mum, can you
Speaker 4: please come and let me out? The dodsters trap me.
Speaker 1: It was a total time, Philip, that you were stuck
Speaker 1: in the pantry.
Speaker 4: Oh, it wouldn't have been ten minutes.
Speaker 2: But in that time, because you think that you're trapped,
Speaker 2: you said, well, this is my life now, yeah, and
Speaker 2: these are my supplies and I don't have much time land.
Speaker 3: Like a little doomsday exercise, isn't it. Well, thank you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: Where were you stranded off the back of these astronauts
Speaker 2: who are finally returning to Worth after what nine almost
Speaker 2: ten months in space? It was supposed to be eight days?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Take more cause, next, where did you get stranded? Sarah?
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, beautiful people. How are we good?
Speaker 1: Thank you? This sounds horrific.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 5: I'm still traumatized yet.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Our family was traveling in Europe in twenty eighteen and
Speaker 5: part of that euro trip was in London. So at
Speaker 5: the time our children were my son was sick and
Speaker 5: my daughter had literally just turned thirteen while we were yes,
Speaker 5: So I thought that it would be a lovely occasion
Speaker 5: to take the children into London on the tube and
Speaker 5: have a bit of a sight see around London. So
Speaker 5: I have been to England before, so I was very
Speaker 5: very aware of when you get on the tube, you
Speaker 5: get on and you get on quick. Those doors slam
Speaker 5: shut and they.
Speaker 4: Are relentless yep.
Speaker 5: So I had primed my children about this. So I
Speaker 5: was holding my son's hands in one hand and my
Speaker 5: daughter's in the other, and I shoved him on the
Speaker 5: front of the train, and I've gone to get in,
Speaker 5: and then as my daughter is proceeding to walk in,
Speaker 5: the doors shut, so rather than jumping on, she has
Speaker 5: jumped backwards back onto the platform. The doors have slam
Speaker 5: shut and the tube has taken off. So I am
Speaker 5: streaming going the train, the train, and everyone's just sitting
Speaker 5: there ignoring me, and I'm like waving out the window,
Speaker 5: trying to like stay stay there, stay there, like I'll
Speaker 5: come back. I'm beside myself, going I don't even know
Speaker 5: if this train is expressed. I don't know where the
Speaker 5: next stop is.
Speaker 6: I don't know how I.
Speaker 5: Can get back to my daughter. So what felt like
Speaker 5: an eternity later, we got off at the next stop
Speaker 5: to then go, okay, well that's great that I'm at
Speaker 5: this platform, but does the train that's going back the
Speaker 5: other way? Is that an express? Does that stop at
Speaker 5: the next stop to get me back? So I just
Speaker 5: winged it and I got on the next train that
Speaker 5: was going the other way back I get back to
Speaker 5: that same platform and my daughter was not there, so
Speaker 5: I got off the train. Then see this little head
Speaker 5: poke around the corner. Because it was so busy, she
Speaker 5: went and stepped around the corner so I couldn't see her.
Speaker 5: She's walked out. I burst in to see if she's
Speaker 5: given me a big huggins sort of like was very
Speaker 5: beside herself too. Yeah, yeah, my daughter got stranded on
Speaker 5: a platform in London.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, possibly could go wrong in the subway
Speaker 3: in London.
Speaker 1: Well by yourself, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Have you ever no mobile phone? That's the other thing.
Speaker 2: Have you ever felt a feeling like that before? Because
Speaker 2: I'd imagine there's nothing that could be it would be
Speaker 2: the most disgusting feeling, apparently, And no, And.
Speaker 5: You know, I still reflect on it every now and again.
Speaker 5: Now that goes exactly like you said, You're like all
Speaker 5: of the things that could have gone wrong. I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, Like she didn't have to say she
Speaker 5: didn't have a phone, because it's like, yes, she had
Speaker 5: a mobile phone, but didn't have a SIMP so she
Speaker 5: couldn't bring me. I didn't know like where she was.
Speaker 5: And I'm just swinging it going see God, please let
Speaker 5: her still be there face And you know.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm surprised no one helped you though, Sarah.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like, oh, I.
Speaker 5: Just I just couldn't believe it because it's just like
Speaker 5: you know, over there at like Express and then it's
Speaker 5: the door shut and that's just the norm, and everyone's
Speaker 5: just sitting there reading their book and no emergency stop button.
Speaker 5: And I'm just like, hello, people, like we've just on
Speaker 5: the platform and even like you know, the window for
Speaker 5: this driver. I'm like, you're in Australia, you know they
Speaker 5: look out on the platform and see what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm like, are you bin.
Speaker 1: Awful? Thank you? Sarah?
Speaker 2: Can we have a bit of event? Is that Okay?
Speaker 2: I'm thirty nine years old and I think I've just
Speaker 2: about had it with workplace catchphrases and buzzwords, those wanky
Speaker 2: work terms. Yes, they just drive you insane. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: There's one I've been known to use, and that's just
Speaker 1: touching base.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's just touch base.
Speaker 1: Let's just touch base. I don't know why we don't
Speaker 1: say let's just catch up.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. A lot you love a touch
Speaker 2: base via an email. Don't you there, it's not good.
Speaker 2: Some good ones as well, and if you google them.
Speaker 2: Oh it's universal. Yes, it's not just in this country.
Speaker 2: It's not just in this city. It's absolutely everywhere. We
Speaker 2: go through a few of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one that I have never heard of, boil
Speaker 3: the ocean, which is allegedly an over dramatic way of
Speaker 3: saying something is too ambitious, so you can't boil the ocean.
Speaker 2: Tough gigboyling.
Speaker 1: Though someone said that to me. I'll be like, there's.
Speaker 2: One that I hear frequently that is move the needle.
Speaker 2: Wh are we going to move the needle? And I thought,
Speaker 2: I think we both spoke with this. I thought this
Speaker 2: was the radio.
Speaker 3: It was just a radio thing, like move the dial,
Speaker 3: you know, like some make people switch from one station
Speaker 3: to another.
Speaker 1: What are we doing to make people do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought that was just a uniquely radio thing.
Speaker 2: No, it's not as universal.
Speaker 1: Apparently everyone's moving the needle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently they're at least trying to the other. One
Speaker 2: as well, is something that everyone says. It's one at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, and also people talking about
Speaker 2: it being a game changer. Oh, this is the game changer.
Speaker 3: Right, we would love to take your calls on thirteen,
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you this morning.
Speaker 2: Please hit us up. I've got no doubt that somebody
Speaker 2: has been on the end of an email like this. Okay,
Speaker 2: and just see if you can spot all of the
Speaker 2: wanky work terms in this. Jude's all right, it's from
Speaker 2: a manager, just trying to unify the group so we
Speaker 2: all work together. We're all in synergy, try and achieve
Speaker 2: the same goal. Hi, everyone, if I could just take
Speaker 2: this opportunity to circle back on the topic we spoke
Speaker 2: about last week. I really feel like forgive it one percent.
Speaker 2: We can move the needle and drill down on the
Speaker 2: key topics. Let's stay flexible, Let's be ready to pivot
Speaker 2: and drill down if needed. Please keeping the loop with
Speaker 2: any changes. All the best, Andrew ps. Teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Speaker 2: And doesn't that just get the guys together to really
Speaker 2: achieve the company goal.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was some That was very motivational. Actually, are you
Speaker 1: on board now? Also? I love your email voice too.
Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it. It's quite sarcastic. Are you feeling
Speaker 2: those vibes?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Maddie this morning. Hey Maddie, how are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: Says Okay, what's the wanky work phrase that you dislike heavily?
Speaker 3: Let's unpack this, okay, uses that in your workplace?
Speaker 1: You don't have to name names.
Speaker 5: I do it myself to be honest.
Speaker 2: On You're not winning friends in your workplace? What do
Speaker 2: you mean you the manager?
Speaker 1: What do you mean when you say that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a manager, so I know
Speaker 5: what it comes out like word bomb at some times,
Speaker 5: but I think I reposed it myself as previous managers.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's addictive, Maddie.
Speaker 3: As a manager, do you sometimes and I just have
Speaker 3: to be very careful because Boss Josh is in the studio,
Speaker 3: But do you sometimes feel like you feel like you
Speaker 3: have to fill the space with words and so you
Speaker 3: just have to come up with phrases and things just
Speaker 3: to say things to make it sound like you know
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I think that's absolutely touch base, low hanging fruit, take
Speaker 2: it offline, the apps.
Speaker 1: Explain the sandbox, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, absolutely, good morning, Shelley.
Speaker 1: How are you doing?
Speaker 6: Morning?
Speaker 5: God? Good?
Speaker 6: How are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: What's the work phrase that does your head in.
Speaker 6: Well, there was a couple where I used to work
Speaker 6: ages ago. One was our GM would always say to
Speaker 6: dress the elephant in the room. I thought they were
Speaker 6: talking about me. And then our financial guy, when he
Speaker 6: used to send emails, always used to put EO M
Speaker 6: at the end of his emails, and we were thinking,
Speaker 6: what the heck is that and it ended up just
Speaker 6: being end a message. I'm pretty obvious when you're signature
Speaker 6: at the bottom.
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, I don't think that's unnecessary informations a
Speaker 2: full stop, man.
Speaker 6: That's it. Well, I used to put E A D
Speaker 6: in the end and everyone eventually figured it out.
Speaker 5: Got it.
Speaker 2: To explain that, mate, you might want to jump onto
Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary for that one.
Speaker 3: Let's go to our cars, Shelly suggesting that he snack
Speaker 3: on something.
Speaker 1: Perhaps I don't know.
Speaker 2: The following segment.
Speaker 1: Content graphic language and nothing. You'll see it only offended. Well,
Speaker 1: you're about to find out just how easily.
Speaker 2: Your father he's only money.
Speaker 3: Jody and Naughty at sixty.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, finally as faith that jodid it could be
Speaker 2: herself really really talk from the heart and soul. It's
Speaker 2: the Naughty at six forty, it's where are a little bit blue?
Speaker 2: A little bit more risky? Before we straighten up up
Speaker 2: to seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: I was at the one time that I come to
Speaker 3: the party and I've got something for the naughty at
Speaker 3: six forty, You're like, she loves it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at this one. Ain't keep Alicia.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so obsessed with the naughty at
Speaker 3: six forty. I have one little story to tell you.
Speaker 3: And here we are anyway, Can I ask you a question,
Speaker 3: Andrew Hats when did you first work out how babies
Speaker 3: were made?
Speaker 2: After my second born? I would say late primary school?
Speaker 1: Okay? And how how did this information come about?
Speaker 3: Was it just you and your little dirty mates talking
Speaker 3: behind it the stalls in year six?
Speaker 2: I think it was my sister that told me, oh
Speaker 2: really yes, in a very very educational purpose.
Speaker 1: I don't take a stirty bird from way back.
Speaker 2: I don't think I trust me. It's no sort of weird,
Speaker 2: sort of tazzy vis going on in the country. I
Speaker 2: don't think Mum or Dad sat me down and gave
Speaker 2: me the chat about the birds and the baby.
Speaker 3: See that's sad because they had the perfect opportunity with
Speaker 3: all those animals on the farm. They could have just
Speaker 3: taken little Andrew out and said, look see those cows.
Speaker 1: See what they're doing.
Speaker 2: I thought they were just it was a failed game
Speaker 2: of leap frog.
Speaker 3: So my sister in law was telling me how her son,
Speaker 3: so my nephew decided to on the way home from school,
Speaker 3: tell her how babies are made, which is a fascinating
Speaker 3: story and a fascinating tale.
Speaker 1: And he said so much something to tell you.
Speaker 3: It was the biggest thing of the world. She's like, yes, Edie,
Speaker 3: go for it. And he was like, right. So I
Speaker 3: found out how babies are made, and this is what happened,
Speaker 3: and this is what happens. So a mummy and a
Speaker 3: daddy and they meat and they fall in love, right,
Speaker 3: and then he puts his penis in her vagina and
Speaker 3: leaves it there for nine months.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. It's not far from the train.
Speaker 3: It's not. If you're a woman who's ever been pregnant,
Speaker 3: that's exactly how it feels.
Speaker 1: You've just been screwed for nine months.
Speaker 3: We quite like to rag on gen zs sometimes, but
Speaker 3: some of this stuff is quite ingenius. Because gen Z
Speaker 3: workers have revealed the ways that they're stealing company time
Speaker 3: By task masking, it's basically where employees make themselves look
Speaker 3: busier than they are. For example, one twenty six year
Speaker 3: old said, get your email up on your full screen
Speaker 3: and then get your e book up. So I presume
Speaker 3: that's a book that you can read, you know, like
Speaker 3: a kindle, minimize it to the size of an email
Speaker 3: preview and read it all day. My girlfriend read seventy
Speaker 3: four books at her desk last.
Speaker 2: It's very good on company time. Perfect, That is not bad.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, twenty seven year old Mazy disguised as her on
Speaker 3: the clock yoga classes as medical appointments.
Speaker 2: Very good, that's a good appointment.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I say, I'm going to the gym, you know,
Speaker 3: the gym, which really is just like go to get facialist.
Speaker 3: But I tell my don't think because it's called the gym,
Speaker 3: and get away with saying I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 2: There you go. It's nice to me in a spot
Speaker 2: where we're talking about jen Z and we're really applauding them.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, guys, you would have been a genius at this time.
Speaker 2: My gosh, I'm just going to say, because it's in
Speaker 2: different states, so it doesn't matter it right, we're looking
Speaker 2: in trouble now. My first job as a nineteen year
Speaker 2: old was working at the Greenwood Hotel in North Sydney
Speaker 2: and it's a big establishment. Yeh, really cool class.
Speaker 3: You are you not going to get in trouble because
Speaker 3: you were nineteen and now you're thirty eight, so we're
Speaker 3: all good here.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks Joe, that's actually thirty nine. I appreciate taking
Speaker 2: here on.
Speaker 3: It actually a statue of limitations as to how long
Speaker 3: you can get in trouble from the Greenwood Hotel.
Speaker 2: For anyway, imbazzled by it, I mbezzled twelve million dollars.
Speaker 2: Would they get in trouble? That's not what happened. What
Speaker 2: I used to do is and I was living with
Speaker 2: two other blokes at the time, and we were not
Speaker 2: very fancy in the way that we lived. I would
Speaker 2: steal a single glass each and every shift, now, whether
Speaker 2: that was a pint glass, a schooner glass, a cocktail glass,
Speaker 2: and a shot glass. And by the end of it,
Speaker 2: I had like ten pint glasses, ten schooner glasses, the
Speaker 2: most outrageously perfect set of cocktail glass as well, and
Speaker 2: all these shot glasses we had the best glass were
Speaker 2: for three poor nineteen year olds. It could possibly come
Speaker 2: across dodible.
Speaker 1: Well done, mate, thank.
Speaker 2: You very much. I also we also used to sit
Speaker 2: there because we were very, very intelligent. I remember sitting
Speaker 2: in the toilet and getting my calculator out and just
Speaker 2: calculating how much money I was making per second while
Speaker 2: seeing in the toilet for two.
Speaker 1: Hours right on the company Dine, on the company Dine.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've.
Speaker 3: Told you about this before, but before I studied journalism
Speaker 3: and media, I did nursing for six months.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I knew I hadn't told you that.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's always so loving and caring.
Speaker 3: I guess no, that's why I didn't deplete my nursing Well,
Speaker 3: I didn't complete my nursing degree, because what they do
Speaker 3: is they put you in the nursing homes to weed
Speaker 3: out the ones that are serious about being compassionate and
Speaker 3: caring for them, yes, and the ones that are like, no,
Speaker 3: thank you, I don't want to wipe mister Graham's bottom
Speaker 3: in room thirty two.
Speaker 2: Yes, so anyway, and you're part of the latter.
Speaker 3: And so when I had to wipe mister Graham's bottom
Speaker 3: in room thirty two. I would go round the side
Speaker 3: and read a magazine.
Speaker 1: I would just.
Speaker 3: Disappear, just disappear, and no one seemed to ask where
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Until the fact that mister Graham started developing DAGs.
Speaker 3: Tasmania FC, the much anticipated new football club in the AFL,
Speaker 3: has revealed the name and look of its mascot on
Speaker 3: the first anniversary of the announcement of the new club's
Speaker 3: name and colors. His name is Roman, and he is
Speaker 3: indeed a Tasmanian devil.
Speaker 2: Anyway, a second Roman, Can you take us through the
Speaker 2: origins of that? There's got to be some sort of significance.
Speaker 2: It's a very quirky name, a bit.
Speaker 1: Of a hope about thing. My grandparents used to call
Speaker 1: me a little rummen and rough on me on the
Speaker 1: head when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: It's like a little like a little devil, like someone
Speaker 3: a little bit eccentric and cheeky.
Speaker 2: Okay. So that's exclusively a Tasmaniy thing, just like the
Speaker 2: NBL side the jack jumpers. A lot of people still
Speaker 2: trying to work out what a jack jumper is. There
Speaker 2: you go produce, we go.
Speaker 3: So he's made from recycled materials, which is so very Oh,
Speaker 3: we're very close to them, to the pristine Antarctica, and
Speaker 3: we like to keep things clean of climate change, et cetera,
Speaker 3: et cetera. That's very Tasmanian, recycled old school clothes. And
Speaker 3: weirdly enough, his face is made of an old leather
Speaker 3: jacket classic.
Speaker 2: Which is strange because you don't see much sundown in Tasmania.
Speaker 1: No exactly.
Speaker 3: So look, the brief was to not make him terrifying,
Speaker 3: but I think we've got mixed results. It was made
Speaker 3: in conjunction with a puppeteers organization, so my first thought was.
Speaker 1: Well, a little bit scary.
Speaker 3: But what's interesting about old Roman is they will wield
Speaker 3: about last night and then he would eat a football,
Speaker 3: so he had a sharon and then he would turn
Speaker 3: around and poop it out.
Speaker 2: Every single time. It's like I'm just gonna go kick
Speaker 2: with Ruwan.
Speaker 3: Again, footing once again. And he's also got kneepads. Do
Speaker 3: you want to know why hear?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Is he some sort of skateboarder?
Speaker 1: No, that's a nodg too.
Speaker 3: There's a famous football over oval in Queensland, which is
Speaker 3: like northwestern Tasmania and it's.
Speaker 1: A gravel oval, completely gravel.
Speaker 3: There's no grass on it because it's a mining town
Speaker 3: and they couldn't grow grass, so therefore they just play
Speaker 3: on gravel.
Speaker 2: Hang on, but they still do it. Do you know
Speaker 2: they still play football?
Speaker 1: They do? Is that safe?
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: I've seen pictures this morning if some of the players
Speaker 3: with blood is pouring from their knee caps.
Speaker 2: A tazzy devil, tasty devil is supposed to be terrifying,
Speaker 2: by the way. Yeah, do you guys know what sound
Speaker 2: a tasty devil makes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 2: No, I think that's generous. I think that's actually a
Speaker 2: lovely version of a tazzy devil. Have you heard them?
Speaker 2: Listen to this. If you could be designed to be ferocious.
Speaker 3: If you could just get me the sound of a
Speaker 3: tazzy devil pooping out a Sharon, that would be great.
Speaker 2: At the same time, let me work on that behind
Speaker 2: the scenes.