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Speaker 1: It fits and whipper things got off to a slower

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Speaker 1: start than usual this week.

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Speaker 2: Every morning from six to nine, show all right, hitting

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Speaker 2: the big topics.

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Speaker 1: How long is the intensive shower? Yeah? Can you tell that?

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Speaker 1: It's the week before the guys go on break?

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Speaker 2: The show could probably call on saying we haven't showed

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Speaker 2: for a week and week stink.

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Speaker 1: And when it's not the big topics, they're spending half

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Speaker 1: the breaks just thrusting to Bruno Mars songs. Come on, everybody,

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Speaker 1: let's do one more.

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Speaker 3: Come on, one more, everybody in your car.

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Speaker 2: Tom, you don't have to thrust.

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Speaker 3: Well, we were thrust into that desk is a riffing

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Speaker 3: hands in the airplace.

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Speaker 1: To add to whippers woes, this week he had to

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Speaker 1: read an ad for the ballet of Anna karnaas.

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Speaker 2: The Australian Ballets production of Okay.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I'm now taking bets on how many times it

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Speaker 1: took him to get it correct.

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Speaker 2: The Australian Ballets production of Anna can arena on stage.

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Speaker 1: Now, what is it? Carina, Carina? How do you think

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Speaker 1: it said?

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Speaker 2: I'm just give them Anna Renana, Anna Karna, Rana Anna

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Speaker 2: Karenina China.

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Speaker 1: Actually the only person in The entire team that got

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Speaker 1: it correct was Sarah, Karenina, Anna, Corenana, but they ignored it.

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Speaker 1: It's got ant the in set. No, it doesn't, it's

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Speaker 1: not Nana. Actually it is. But why would you trust

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Speaker 1: someone like Sarah to know the name of a ballet?

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Speaker 1: You know, with her background in dance and everything?

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Speaker 3: Are clowns known for tap dancing Sarah or sidekicks?

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Speaker 1: Say look at that tap dancing clown. Here's a question.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had two friends try and set you

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Speaker 1: up with someone great? Were your friend's names fitz in

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Speaker 1: Whipper and did they do it on their Sydney breakfast show? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess that you're not married at first site stars

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Speaker 1: Brent or Ell. Then everyone wants Brent and La to

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Speaker 1: get together. Welcome to fits in with his school of

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Speaker 1: forcing a couple to hook up. Brent joins us on

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Speaker 1: the line, Now you kissed? No, I have not? Step

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Speaker 1: one on the spot. Can we give Ella a call?

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Speaker 3: Please? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Have you to discussed and maybe we could be great together.

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Speaker 1: Look, we've definitely said that we would have been a

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Speaker 1: bit of match. You can you guys just kiss you fools?

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Speaker 1: Step two just ignore what they say. Have you tried

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Speaker 1: to kiss Ellen. I tried, I don't believe you. And

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Speaker 1: step three just tell them exactly how to do it.

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Speaker 2: Sit down and catch your breath and then throw each other's.

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Speaker 1: Tongues into the amount and we really get.

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Speaker 3: Hot and heavy, and you need a bit of privacy,

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Speaker 3: and we would love to document it.

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Speaker 1: And if it wasn't just trying to be a doctor

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Speaker 1: of love this week, he was also just trying to

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Speaker 2: I haven't had COVID because my blood type is our

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Speaker 2: negative COVID resistance.

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Speaker 1: It was a nice slash controversial theory. Give me, I'm sorry, mate,

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Speaker 1: you don't have magic blood. Unfortunately, was disproved within about

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Speaker 1: five seconds.

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Speaker 2: Welcome the show. My husband's own negative and he currently

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Speaker 2: has COVID. Now it is possible, he's lying to let's

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Speaker 2: go to you own negative, cony and January year, what's.

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Speaker 1: You blood negative? I need to break it to you.

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Speaker 1: I've had it and my daughter's by negative. I had it,

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Speaker 1: And you'd think that people wouldn't be throwing around weird

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Speaker 1: medical theories after his last one was so successful.

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Speaker 2: Trying to mate the other day and he said, I

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Speaker 2: was stung by stingray as a kid and I don't

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Speaker 2: get hangover.

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Speaker 1: This is a real thing. What my son, he's got

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Speaker 1: stung by a sting when he was younger. He had

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Speaker 1: sat and last two nights right this week, we had

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Speaker 1: the pleasure of hearing a lot of disgusting things on

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Speaker 1: air from the methods of people trying to catch COVID.

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Speaker 1: My sister, she literally licked my tongue. Oh so you

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Speaker 1: know when you do the rattless Drew drank it too

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Speaker 1: whipper getting a massage like a little frog.

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Speaker 2: He leaps up onto the bed with both hands. He

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Speaker 2: starts massaging my bum cheeks.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't even the worst part of the story.

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Speaker 2: I gave her extra money not to touch it.

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Speaker 1: But probably the most stomach chuning was this audio of

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Speaker 1: a mayor at a council meeting, the mayor of the

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Speaker 1: town that left his microphone on to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: The thing is that these deadly infections, there's something we

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Speaker 3: can see about it.

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Speaker 1: The most interesting thing about it isn't the audio. It

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Speaker 1: was just how passionate FITZI was. It's not sound about

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Speaker 1: pointing out that it wasn't real. That's not real. It

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Speaker 1: was dead said like an episode of FITZI fart detective.

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Speaker 1: No one ever does it like that. No one ever

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Speaker 1: does it like that. Stop talking.

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Speaker 3: That's not real.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's maybe stick to what you're

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Speaker 1: good at. Do you know what I'm really good at?

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Speaker 1: Throwing to call us Billy and Elwood once again. This

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Speaker 1: week we had frenemy of the show, doctor Chris Brown on.

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Speaker 3: He's a vet and he's also four dollars favorite to

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Speaker 3: be this year's Batshop Save you Money?

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Speaker 1: Who's off air story? And I really should know better?

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Speaker 2: What have you done?

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Speaker 1: Suddenly became an on air story.

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Speaker 3: I was in a regional New South Wales. I borted

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Speaker 3: a couple of coffees. The barista comes running out, do

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Speaker 3: you mind if we get a photo? And I said, yeah, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: we get a photo. And then I go to sit

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Speaker 3: the pole knocked herself.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, blood nose forehead. Was anyone filming at

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Speaker 1: the time. I think, God, we've got the photo before

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Speaker 1: and just before we go, We've got a little extra

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Speaker 1: time to celebrate this guy's birthday. Like by the name

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Speaker 1: of Harold, He turned ninety one.

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Speaker 2: Bunning's, where he still works Awesome, celebrated with him.

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Speaker 1: And fitz Whipper showed exactly how much they respect their elders.

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Speaker 2: If do you find anybody as old as Harold at

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Speaker 2: another hardware store, they'll beat it by ten percent. Even

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Speaker 2: if he did hurt himself, you could just get some

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Speaker 2: gaffets happ and wrap it around his hips.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing now? We're burying a stretcher.

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Speaker 2: And he's now building a coffin.

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Speaker 1: Seeing guys next week, Harold fell over, He's going to

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Speaker 1: put his head back on It fits in Whipper