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Speaker 1: This is Brownies Podcast. Hey, it's Brownies Podcast. We're taking

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Speaker 1: two shows off, so this is the second show we're

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Speaker 1: taking off. The next time you hear us, we're back proper.

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Speaker 1: What's coming up in this best of?

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Speaker 2: That'll be on Friday, Dino. Yeah, can't wait for that.

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Speaker 2: It'll be sensational. You go into a toilet. You get

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Speaker 2: the great Chris Judd in a toilet. Now, that just

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Speaker 2: seems a bit below normal. Maybe not below you, Dino,

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Speaker 2: but below Chris Jard.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what you're talking about. The blackjack guy off

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Speaker 1: Instagram we had on, and it's an amazing chat if

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Speaker 1: you haven't heard it. That's coming up. Plenty, plenty more.

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Speaker 3: Enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Buddy, it's great to be hanging out with you inside

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Speaker 1: a toilet. Being from the 06 Eagles team.

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Speaker 4: It's not the first time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, brother, shoot me straight. How cooked are the Eagles?

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Speaker 4: They'll be back, Dino. Just got to keep the faith.

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Speaker 4: I'm more nervous about walking out of this cubicle.

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Speaker 3: With you.

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Speaker 4: Just make sure you keep the microphone there just so

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Speaker 4: it becomes clear that there's no funny business going on.

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Speaker 1: It's not good for your image.

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Speaker 4: Not good for my brand.

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Speaker 1: GWS, privately, you said they're a cut above everyone.

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Speaker 4: I think so.

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Speaker 1: How close are Blues to them?

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Speaker 4: I think Blues are looking good. I think Blues feel

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Speaker 4: like they're a real top four team at this stage.

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Speaker 4: And if you finish there, you're a chance. Very early days, Dino.

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Speaker 4: But I think GWS... The ones everyone's chasing.

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Speaker 3: Three tips.

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Speaker 1: You're off to do some finance stuff because you're a

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Speaker 1: part of the investment community. Have you sunk some money

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Speaker 1: into Truth Social?

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Speaker 4: No, but it's done pretty well, this early stage dinner.

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Speaker 1: But we'll see.

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Speaker 4: The financials may be a little bit behind the share

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Speaker 4: price action, but it's done pretty well out there.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style album because you

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Speaker 1: like grunge. I like Pearl Jam. You do too, but

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Speaker 1: you surprise me, man. You like a bit of rap.

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Speaker 4: Jeeves and Hustlers, that's my favourite song. It's my karaoke song, Dean.

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Speaker 4: I could get you every word of Jeeves and Hustlers out.

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Speaker 4: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Can you flush the toilet to signify the end of

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Speaker 1: the interview? Thanks, Jardy.

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Speaker 4: This feels like a new all-time low for me.

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Speaker 1: So you got offered two more days in Adelaide if

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Speaker 1: you did a jumper presentation and they put you up

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Speaker 1: at a hotel.

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Speaker 5: Well, when we did our podcast last Monday, I was

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Speaker 5: saying I was going to fly over. Fly back and

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Speaker 5: then JB kindly offered maybe I could spoon him in

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Speaker 5: my lilac shirt, which I did bring to Adelaide just

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Speaker 5: in case. Then the Gold Coast Suns reached out. Jared

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Speaker 5: Harbrough is doing some work for them. They're trying to

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Speaker 5: tap back into their past players.

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Speaker 3: Bring them back in. Which are all good footy clubs.

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Speaker 5: You need to talk about history to really feel like

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Speaker 5: a proper football club. They reached out to me and

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Speaker 5: asked whether I would present three young deputants with their jumpers.

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Speaker 5: And the problem with that was I said, look, I'm

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Speaker 5: there Friday. I'm not still there Sunday. I would need

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Speaker 5: accommodation for two nights. Adelaide, which they happily obliged. So

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Speaker 5: stayed at the Pullman. And Ethan Reid, Sam Closey and

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Speaker 5: And Sam Closey had 20 touches and kicked a goal

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Speaker 5: on that. I woke up early, drove out to Mount Barker,

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Speaker 3: Game with all the family. You drove out there, did you?

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Speaker 5: Well, someone drove the bus.

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Speaker 3: On the bus, yeah. Were you on the team bus?

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Speaker 5: I don't think I would have been in a position

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Speaker 3: There was the family bus. Oh, really?

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Speaker 5: All the brothers and sisters and siblings and girlfriends. And

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Speaker 5: then I had to... say some words, you know, about

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Speaker 1: How serious about it were you?

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Speaker 3: No, I was serious.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to drop a couple of gags

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Speaker 5: that I'd written down. I was like, oh, you know,

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Speaker 5: my time at the Suns.

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Speaker 3: Writing gags.

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Speaker 5: My time at the Suns, I had more week suspensions

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Speaker 5: than I did weeks because 14-week suspension, only nine wins

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Speaker 5: in my three years.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 5: I just, I read the room a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit and I thought. Where was Dimmer? Was he in

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Speaker 3: Coast 5?

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Speaker 5: Dimmer was just to my right. Wayne Campbell was there

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Speaker 5: People's debuts special. So I tried to give some inspirational

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Speaker 5: the AFL were there. They put it online. Not my speech,

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Speaker 5: thank God, but just the presenting.

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Speaker 2: Well, so your speech was cut out of the bit

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Speaker 2: that goes to air on the Gold Coast Suns website

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Speaker 2: and the AFL.

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Speaker 3: It's got everything. Everything. Except for dogs.

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Speaker 1: That's very interesting.

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Speaker 5: Which I didn't mind. Because I knew you blokes would

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Speaker 5: put it online. I didn't think much of it until

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Speaker 5: I came in here today and apparently there's some comments.

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Speaker 5: I haven't read the comments.

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Speaker 1: What did the AFL-loving public think of Campbell Brown presenting

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Speaker 1: jumpers at his beloved Gold Coast Suns?

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Speaker 6: Well, one guy said, choose a worse bloke to present

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Speaker 6: your Guernsey.

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 5: They don't know me.

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Speaker 6: And then someone else was like.

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Speaker 3: Who's that, Guy McKenna?

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Speaker 6: Someone else was like, you sure you didn't present them

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right. That's cheating.

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Speaker 6: And then someone hit back saying... Surprised he didn't king

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Speaker 3: Oh, come on. Never done that before in my life.

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Speaker 3: He's never done that. You're remembered for it.

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Speaker 6: And then someone hit back at the Sun saying, imagine

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Speaker 6: being that bad of a club that Campbell Brown is

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Speaker 6: a guy handing out the dummies.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the one that really annoyed me the most. Someone said,

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Speaker 8: I'd rather wait another week to debut. Jesus, some cool

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Speaker 3: Now we can understand why the AFL left the speech out. Jeez.

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Speaker 1: This is our second Best Of show. We're back properly

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Speaker 1: on Friday. We just had two shows off. Coming up,

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Speaker 1: Bucks and Brownie reveal if they used to do the

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Speaker 1: deed before games. Also, the Instagram Blackjack guys coming up.

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Speaker 1: Which brings me to my next question. What is the

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Speaker 1: closest to a game both of you had sex? John,

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Speaker 1: go first.

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Speaker 3: That's a good question. I subscribe to the theory.

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Speaker 2: Like Mickey said to Rocky all those years ago, the

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Speaker 2: women weaken the legs. So I would abstain at least

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Speaker 2: 72 hours out.

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Speaker 1: Nerd alert.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Simon Black.

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Speaker 2: He would sleep in separate bedrooms to his partner or wife.

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Speaker 9: Oh, that's sexy.

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Speaker 2: Just because he didn't want any sort of disruption. He

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Speaker 2: was such a professional Dino.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't want to be taken off track, sidetracked,

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Speaker 2: whatever it may be, because he had to deliver.

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Speaker 1: Bucks, morning off.

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Speaker 10: Back in the day, you used to think you could

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Speaker 10: have your cake and eat it, and it was morning off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was morning off.

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Speaker 1: It was an SAFL game.

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Speaker 10: Actually, I thought we'd have a cake and eat it,

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Speaker 10: and I did.

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Speaker 3: That's eloquently put.

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Speaker 10: I'm talking about the two separate items, Brownie. Come on. No,

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Speaker 10: I didn't do that again. There was a little bit

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Speaker 10: of sort of probably weaker legs going on that afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute. If you walk into the team meeting

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Speaker 1: with a glow about you before the.

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Speaker 10: Game, Some would say.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing. I don't know how to keep my wife.

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Speaker 2: It's an interesting conversation considering my wife. I said, look,

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Speaker 2: I've got to switch on for the podcast. She just

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Speaker 2: delivered my coffee in her bra.

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Speaker 3: So I said, gosh, women, weaken the legs. I need

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Speaker 3: a big episode.

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Speaker 10: It was quite rude not to say hello to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Jeez. Chopped liver over here.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Brownies Podcast. It's our best love show.

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Speaker 1: We're back properly next episode. John, what's coming up?

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Speaker 3: I love wetting the bed, Dino.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's a good day.

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Speaker 3: Well, not so much recently, but back in my younger days. Well,

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Speaker 3: maybe not. He's 18, your younger days. Can you get

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Speaker 3: away with that at 18 years old? That's an adult,

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Speaker 3: my friend. That's an adult. It's coming up. Dino, you

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Speaker 3: got a song?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's coming up.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm just saying, if you're trying to vandalise the

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Speaker 3: Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, wee on it. Yeah. Defecate. Defecate on it.

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Speaker 3: But eat it.

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Speaker 9: Moth.

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Speaker 2: It just seems like a stranger. I'm not sure canvas

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Speaker 2: would go that well on the human intestines.

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Speaker 1: After John said that, someone got in touch with me

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Speaker 1: and said, I think I know why John likes the

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Speaker 1: idea of someone weeing on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.

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Speaker 1: Let's call them up. I can see your mind racing.

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Speaker 7: G'day, boys.

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Speaker 3: Mothie, how you going?

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Speaker 7: How you going?

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Speaker 1: Everyone, welcome to Brownie's podcast, Jonathan's brother, the great Mothie.

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Speaker 5: Mothie.

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Speaker 7: How are you, boys? Well, like you say, I didn't

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Speaker 7: get the hype, but I got to look to the family.

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Speaker 7: Took it out to pop biz up, so.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you did. Yes, did too. That's my brother, Timothy,

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Speaker 3: commonly known as Moth.

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Speaker 1: I love this man.

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Speaker 3: Not a lot of originality goes into it. Tim Moth.

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Speaker 11: Oh, is that how?

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Speaker 3: He always wonders why.

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Speaker 1: Mothy, you got in touch with me and said, I

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Speaker 1: think I know why your brother's obsessed with weeing. Can

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Speaker 1: you shed any light on that?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, Dean. Well, as you boys know, I'm an

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Speaker 7: avid listener. I don't reckon I've missed one.

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Speaker 3: From day one.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 3: WrestleMania.

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Speaker 7: It's big. He always used to let me win. He

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Speaker 7: used to powerbomb me. I'd stone cold stunner him. So

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Speaker 7: A little bit confusing. I don't know about that. Anyway,

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Speaker 7: I don't like this bloke. I'm like, oh, okay, rightio. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: Spilled a bucket of water.

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Speaker 7: No worries. Anyway, a couple of minutes later, Jonathan rolls

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Speaker 7: He got out of bed, went to school, and he

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Speaker 1: Mate, that's a good little brother.

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Speaker 3: Let's go. That is a good little brother. He always

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure where Nana Mary was in all this.

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Speaker 7: I reckon it was Nana Mary that would have stripped

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Speaker 3: That's what a good mum does, you know.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, after the ads, Tim Nacky, the blackjack

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Speaker 1: him on for a ripper chat. If you missed it,

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Speaker 1: it's next. This is Brownies podcast. Jonathan, the blackjack guy.

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Speaker 1: How good was this chat?

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Speaker 3: Loved him. Loved him. He's one of the biggest in

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Speaker 3: the world. He's taken off. His star is rising, Dino.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy. Tintin, are you aware about, you know, in Australia,

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Speaker 1: how much everyone was talking about you still is for months? Mate,

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Speaker 1: it was wild.

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Speaker 11: I've heard yarns of people in the casino and just like,

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Speaker 11: you know, that'll give a heart onto a jellyfish and, yeah.

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Speaker 11: telling the dealer they look like they drink banana milk

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Speaker 5: You had a love-hate relationship with some of those dealers.

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Speaker 5: Was there ever a time, because it was all done

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Speaker 5: virtually online, was there ever a time you actually thought

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Speaker 7: No, no.

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Speaker 11: I've played enough, fortunately, online. Although that was a common

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Speaker 11: gaming providers that are heavily regulated. So I've played online

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Speaker 11: casinos and used them long enough to know that there's

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Speaker 11: I definitely had a love-hate relationship with the dealers.

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Speaker 7: I'll bid the sloth who.

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Speaker 11: Ruined a community in the last few days here. Had

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Speaker 11: a lot to answer for.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Tintin, the magic of this whole account and this whole

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Speaker 1: journey is your phrasing and your sense of humor and

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Speaker 1: your visceral reactions. Because when you went to Vegas and

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Speaker 1: The magic wasn't there because you can't just scream like

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Speaker 9: Yep.

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Speaker 11: You can't swear, you can't dish out soft insults to

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Speaker 11: the whole journey, they're like, oh, is this fake? What's

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Speaker 11: been like, oh, it's got to be fake. And then

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Speaker 11: they see me on the Fountain Vegas and they're like, okay,

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Speaker 11: I know it's not fake, but I don't care to me.

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Speaker 11: Just get back online because I'm sick of seeing you.

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Speaker 11: I'm sick of seeing timid Tintin on the couch.

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Speaker 7: I want to see you back.

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Speaker 11: Online shouting and screaming. So that was quite funny to

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Speaker 11: see people really like calling for me to go to Vegas.

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Speaker 11: And then I got to Vegas and they're like, actually,

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Speaker 11: can you just get back online, please?

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Speaker 1: To your credit.

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Speaker 3: I love aggressive Tintin.

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Speaker 1: To your credit, you listen to that feedback and you

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Speaker 1: switch back. Like to your absolute credit. Brownie.

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Speaker 2: You go bananas, Tintin, don't you? Like, you're passionate. You

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Speaker 2: couldn't write that dialogue. So it's just you caught up

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Speaker 7: Literally.

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Speaker 11: The only one I scripted throughout the entire time was... Well,

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Speaker 11: somewhere was, that'll give a hard-on to a jellyfish. It's

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Speaker 11: something that my old boss, when I was an apprentice barrier,

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Speaker 3: And I just.

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Speaker 11: Right from the get-go, I knew I wanted to do that.

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Speaker 11: It just so happened that on day 69, it fit

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Speaker 3: What's that phrase again?

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Speaker 11: That'll give a hard-on to a jellyfish.

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Speaker 3: It's like T.S.

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Speaker 9: Eliot.

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Speaker 1: Well, John, you've been on an absolute adventure and you

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Speaker 1: just mentioned an Irish jig band, so I want to

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Speaker 1: focus on the positives here. I have prepared a full

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Speaker 1: Irish song, an ode to your adventure, Campbell.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and the other thing is, just from a publicity

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Speaker 5: point of view, JB, you could have saved all that

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Speaker 5: for the potty and not gone with Scotty Gullen's article

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Speaker 5: yesterday in the Herald Sun, you know, because you spoiled

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Speaker 5: the big moment for the listeners.

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Speaker 3: Well, no one reads it anyway, John.

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Brown, this is an ode to your Irish adventure.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. It's called Big John's in First Class.

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Speaker 8: Enjoy.

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Speaker 9: He walks to the plane, told his wife he must

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Speaker 9: go for work.

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Speaker 1: Business class awaits for Big John, yet another perk.

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Speaker 4: He's running late, he's just in time.

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Speaker 1: With business class, hold first class and just fine.

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Speaker 9: Big John's in First Class, baby. Big John's in a

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Speaker 9: better class. Oh, Big John's in first class, baby. Don't

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Speaker 9: like it?

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Speaker 4: Then please kiss his ass.

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Speaker 1: Woo!

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Speaker 3: Woo-hoo!

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Speaker 1: Give me a Guinness. First class feels normal for a man.

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Speaker 9: The pilot wants himself because he's a Naughty fan. Oh,

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Speaker 9: Big John's in first class, baby. Big John's in a

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Speaker 3: First class, baby.

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Speaker 11: Don't like it?

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Speaker 4: Then please kiss.

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Speaker 5: His ass Oh, man is in.

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Speaker 9: First class With every right to brag But it didn't

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Speaker 9: stop the airline From losing his fucking bags Oh, Big

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Speaker 9: John's in first class, baby Big John's in a better

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Speaker 9: class Oh, Big John's in first.

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Speaker 1: Class, baby Don't like it?

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Speaker 7: Then please kiss his ass.

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Speaker 9: One more time now. Oh, Big John's in first class, baby.

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Speaker 1: Game work, Dino.

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 9: Oh, Big John's in first class, baby.

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Speaker 3: Don't like it?

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Speaker 4: Then please kiss his ass.

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Speaker 3: Let's get back to the Drive.

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Speaker 7: Diggers.

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Speaker 1: All right, that was our second best of show. Enough

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Speaker 1: piss farting around. We're back properly next.

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Speaker 3: Time, Jonathan. Yeah, looking forward to it.

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Speaker 2: We'll be giving you the update of my coaching career, Dino.

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Speaker 2: Has it still been a success or am I a

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Speaker 1: We'll find out. In the meantime, we'll share a bottle

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Speaker 1: of this.

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Speaker 11: Get your hand off my pinot noir.