Speaker 1: The Crispy Swan Show. Oh hi, how you doing good?
Speaker 2: Afternoon? Well, my Swan, how are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm good. I've done a couple of self care
Speaker 1: things today. That what makes me feel really good is
Speaker 1: a piece of sourdough toast squashed in the sandwich press
Speaker 1: till it's crispy, rubbed with garlic, and then I'm a
Speaker 1: bit fans fancy brew Yeah, cheese, which is delicious, and
Speaker 1: then crumbled artichoke and I haven't had it for like
Speaker 1: two years, and I had it for breakfast and it
Speaker 1: is my favorite.
Speaker 2: That's yum.
Speaker 1: I do us feel good. I'm on a high from it. Also,
Speaker 1: I bought this shaker for my white pepper and I
Speaker 1: can't open it, so I've brought it in for you
Speaker 1: to have a crack. I want to throw it across
Speaker 1: the room. I've tried everything.
Speaker 2: No, it's faulty.
Speaker 1: Oh you did it. See this is why it's good
Speaker 1: for an old lady to have a young man friends.
Speaker 2: Also, what fragrance are you wearing today? You smell nice?
Speaker 1: Oh it's that one. I think I bought it for
Speaker 1: you too. I bought it in Tokyo. It's the condergust.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing that as well. It smells better on you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to say I agree, but
Speaker 1: I think it does smell good on me, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people ask me when I wear it. WHOA
Speaker 1: there you go?
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: After three o'clock, we have one thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 3: Neutrable product to give away. Increases, flipp it and mix it.
Speaker 3: We've also got Kylie Minogue tickets inside the bum bag
Speaker 3: again Increas's queasy. But next Mystic Chrissy returns. If you
Speaker 3: would like your mind read, you could win two hundred
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show. My favorite Ed Sheeran song, and
Speaker 1: I think it's an ode to that girl that he
Speaker 1: had a fling with singer. I want to say Natasha
Speaker 1: betting Field, but it's not. She's that type of girl.
Speaker 3: Fine, Yeah, Tom, can you find out during Mystic Chrissy
Speaker 3: Google it girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, let's get all mystical specs Savors is helping Chrissy.
Speaker 3: We her mystical visions should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1: Mystic Christy. First of all, these are the Specsavors did
Speaker 1: I tell you that the fancy blue slash green glasses
Speaker 1: that I stood on, like, stood on until they became
Speaker 1: like an opera pair of glasses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the magicians at Specsavors fixed them right, fixed them on.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I told you that. But you know,
Speaker 1: everybody listens to every minute. There might be someone going,
Speaker 1: what happened to those glasses?
Speaker 4: When you're fixed, hello, Alexis, Oh, hello Chrissy, straight away,
Speaker 4: straight away, the mystic juices are flowing, Alexis.
Speaker 1: You are known as very out going. It's a word
Speaker 1: that is used about you.
Speaker 5: Oh, it has been in the right environment.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and you are not easily embarrassed.
Speaker 5: If you ask my children, they would say that, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I like to dance when I hear music in the shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, me too.
Speaker 2: You Unky.
Speaker 1: Is your favorite? Is your favorite disco? The supermarket? Because
Speaker 1: it is for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love a supermarket. I love a shopping center
Speaker 5: just anywhere.
Speaker 2: And yeah, Coole's radio slaps man.
Speaker 5: I don't go to clubs anymore, so that is my music.
Speaker 1: You are putting off an important appointment, Alexis, stop it.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I'm well overdue for an eye check,
Speaker 5: you know, hence the call Christy, I need to get
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Speaker 1: Don't put it off anymore. I'm not saying that there's glack, Homer.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, don't pot it off dark. Hey, you've
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Speaker 5: I don't know I afo annoyed.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 5: Just today I'm moving house and I'm moving back to Melbourne,
Speaker 5: and I'm moving back to the hood of school friends.
Speaker 5: So I am seeing people I haven't seen for a
Speaker 5: very well.
Speaker 1: Be careful because you're about to be annoyed by one
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I.
Speaker 1: Know what it is. One of them is a dropper
Speaker 1: in a and you'd rather die? Yes, yeah, nip that
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Speaker 1: You've been a member of a cult, and by that
Speaker 1: I mean something like an essential oil cult where you're like,
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Speaker 5: Being Alexis, I bought a whole lot of dog pooh
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Speaker 1: See, and that brings me to my It brings me
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Speaker 1: I see, I see the word mess Oh.
Speaker 5: Look, normally I'm actually really clean. But literally I am
Speaker 5: sitting on a box in my new place with crap everywhere.
Speaker 1: That's what I see. Or maybe you're a messy drunk,
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Speaker 6: Today you the Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show and girls and buys, but mainly girls are
Speaker 1: going crazy today because Oh rod the Great Olivia Rodrigo
Speaker 1: kicks off her much anticipated Australian tour tonight. Thank you
Speaker 1: for playing my song.
Speaker 2: You're welcome Swannye.
Speaker 3: I don't think aside from Taylor Swift here at Nova,
Speaker 3: I don't think I have seen our phones or the
Speaker 3: Nova player up go nuts for an artist like oh
Speaker 3: Rod absolutely like she's second to Taylor.
Speaker 1: I agree, And it's a similar situation mum in particular desperate.
Speaker 1: They've been texting me any way that you can get tickets.
Speaker 1: She was spotted on the streets of Melbourne yesterday. It's
Speaker 1: very cool area.
Speaker 3: Yes, I heard Blackers and Joel talking about this Swan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she was in Collingwood and Joel mentioned that it's near.
Speaker 3: She was seen near where you and him rented an office.
Speaker 1: Yes, because we decided together when we were on I'm
Speaker 1: a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here ten years ago
Speaker 1: that we needed an office, so we rented one and
Speaker 1: we never went there. But she's obviously having more like
Speaker 1: in the cool streets of Collingwood, and she has answered
Speaker 1: a fans question about Korea advice from Mixed make stuff
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 3: That is a good, good tip, easy to say from
Speaker 3: her when she's got a studio and record label.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so salty. You make things every day.
Speaker 1: That's how you keep your creative juices going.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 1: You know, even if it's just making my life a misery,
Speaker 1: I'm still making something every day.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 3: It's my job, though, to do a show every day.
Speaker 3: These young people don't have time for that.
Speaker 1: Yet they will get it.
Speaker 3: Good on her for stopping and actually like engaging with
Speaker 3: the question can I scurry off?
Speaker 1: I agree, and she didn't go, Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: a free time please, I'm prepping for a tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It is not a good day
Speaker 1: for everybody because my daughter, who's eleven grade five ride
Speaker 1: in the o Rod hitting zone, and all her friends
Speaker 1: at school cannot go to the concert, even if they
Speaker 1: were able to get tickets because they have a compulsory
Speaker 1: musical that they have to go to. Oh are there
Speaker 1: were girls who had tickets that have had to sell
Speaker 1: them on.
Speaker 3: Surely the parents email the school and say, I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry my daughter or son cannot be in.
Speaker 1: Com polstery is compulsory?
Speaker 2: Was it us saying yesterday how much we hate that word?
Speaker 1: Yes, we don't. It really rubs me the wrong way,
Speaker 1: and I think that says a lot about our personalities.
Speaker 1: But I've had to go along with this because I
Speaker 1: look I'll be honest with you. I did say to Peg,
Speaker 1: I can get you out of that if you want,
Speaker 1: I can get you out of it. And she said no,
Speaker 1: you know that would be very bad.
Speaker 2: And also the school and her friends would know.
Speaker 3: It's a course of course, because you wouldn't be able
Speaker 3: to hide from your friends the fact you just saw
Speaker 3: o Rod exactly.
Speaker 1: And it's a heartbreaking clash. And this it's a good
Speaker 1: lesson because sometimes that happens and you have to choose
Speaker 1: the right thing. For example, I got tickets to go
Speaker 1: and see the Weekend just this Saturday gone. I couldn't
Speaker 1: go because it clashed with me hermiting and I'd planned.
Speaker 2: That's not a good enough reason, it is I got.
Speaker 3: I missed out on going to a suite at the
Speaker 3: weekend because I had to MC my best mate's wedding.
Speaker 3: That's a real class. That is a class in another
Speaker 3: city because I was hermited.
Speaker 1: I was hermiting and I've been planning that for weeks.
Speaker 1: It's an important plan. Okay, I was staying at home
Speaker 1: and doing nothing. You are ridiculous, said, have you ever
Speaker 1: had a heartbreaking clash something that you really wanted to do?
Speaker 1: But couldn't do it because you had some other obligation
Speaker 1: to the Christy Swan shows, the Chrissy Swan show. We
Speaker 1: are talking Olivia Rodriguo. She is in the country. She
Speaker 1: is breathing the same air she really is, we breathe.
Speaker 1: It's very exciting.
Speaker 3: Four shows in Melbourne kicks off tonight and then four
Speaker 3: shows in Sydney and then she is out of here.
Speaker 1: It's a very sad day though, for my daughter and
Speaker 1: all her Olivia Rodrigo fans who got tickets to see
Speaker 1: her tonight at the opening show but can't go because
Speaker 1: they're in black leggings and black t shirts singing a
Speaker 1: French song on stage and the musical for school.
Speaker 3: I mean, how awful you You parents should have got together,
Speaker 3: gone and confronted the music teacher, all the powers that
Speaker 3: be at the school and said, guys, come on.
Speaker 1: I think somebody did. I think so, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: somebody didn't confront but sort of gently said oh, did
Speaker 1: you know that it's the same night as Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, oh god, we've booked the We've
Speaker 1: booked the stadium or whatever it is wherever you have
Speaker 1: a stupid musical you know what I mean? So that
Speaker 1: they were their hands were tired. Sometimes there's just heartbreaking crashes.
Speaker 3: They're just our thirteen twenty four to ten. We want
Speaker 3: to hear your heartbreaking clashes. What did you have to
Speaker 3: choose between? Or what did you miss out on?
Speaker 1: It's so hard to make that decision. Hello, Ava, ow Hi, gosh,
Speaker 1: you've had to make a big decision at a very
Speaker 1: young age. How old are you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right? So what was the fork in the road?
Speaker 1: Were your two big events?
Speaker 7: It was either a holidays nearance or a TV commercial
Speaker 7: with Kelster.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a juicy one. So what did you do?
Speaker 1: You have a guest Jack, have a guess what Ava chose?
Speaker 2: Ava?
Speaker 3: I feel like you are going to be a star
Speaker 3: and I feel like you picked the Telstra ad.
Speaker 1: I think so too. No, you chose family. Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 1: When was this choice made, Ava?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: About two years ago?
Speaker 1: Okay? And do you regret that? Did you have a
Speaker 1: good holiday or the whole time you were going? I
Speaker 1: could have been a star.
Speaker 7: I had a good holiday. I didn't regret it.
Speaker 1: Great, Oh my god, what a gorgeous I mean, look
Speaker 1: at us? Black hearted? Going you chose a face.
Speaker 2: I want to keep talking to Ava.
Speaker 3: Hey, Ava, We're going to send you a Priceline pharmacy
Speaker 3: about JA so you can go and buy some lip
Speaker 3: gloss or something for your next TV ad.
Speaker 1: Thank you and Ava, there's a new line that you'll
Speaker 1: find at Priceline. It's called Bubble and it's amazing, particularly
Speaker 1: for young kids. Girls. Hi, Jess, Hi, Hi, what was
Speaker 1: your dilemma? It's your heartbreaking clash.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I have two best friends who don't know
Speaker 6: each other, primary school best friend and a high school
Speaker 6: best friend. Now they both were getting married on the
Speaker 6: same day.
Speaker 1: What are the odds? I know?
Speaker 6: So I had to choose which one I was going
Speaker 6: to go to.
Speaker 1: What it you couldn't go to both?
Speaker 6: No, because one was in Victoria and one was in
Speaker 6: New South Wales.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so what did you do? Did
Speaker 1: you gather them all into the tent and say this
Speaker 1: is the situation?
Speaker 6: No, a bit, Well, because neither of them know each other,
Speaker 6: different schools and growing up in different states and things.
Speaker 6: I basically just had to put it down to who
Speaker 6: booked their's first. There was no other way I.
Speaker 3: Could choose, no other way, Jess I've just had to
Speaker 3: do that for a wedding next year, and it's a tough.
Speaker 2: I've had to go with what was what I was
Speaker 2: invited to first? But yeah, one like, oh.
Speaker 1: No, so hard. So how did the one the person
Speaker 1: that you didn't go to their wedding react?
Speaker 6: Look? She was great. We've been friends all our lives,
Speaker 6: which you know, still I'm still heartbroken that I couldn't
Speaker 6: have been there, But yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 2: What do you do? Priceline pharmacy voucher for you?
Speaker 1: Let's just go straight to Beth because they're running out
Speaker 1: of time. Hey Beth, Hey, how are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is an absolutely heartbreaking choice.
Speaker 8: What was your Well, my choice was between Lenny Kraviat's
Speaker 8: front row seats at Enmore and my elderly grandmother's dinner
Speaker 8: birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: I mean that's easy. What did you pick?
Speaker 8: Lenny kraviats one hundred per.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show, I've been clicking again. Chrissy's click three
Speaker 1: one's talking about Kanye Western. Biancho Sen Sorry for some reason,
Speaker 1: I want to call her bianchor Chen?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Chen?
Speaker 1: Sorry because something to Italy?
Speaker 2: Okay, mate?
Speaker 1: Oh god, did you see Tom's face. Then the eye
Speaker 1: rolls so salty with me today.
Speaker 3: I love it because Tom's like, what, one third Italian,
Speaker 3: a quarter Italian, not even but fully claims it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it also looks he looks one hundred percent Italian.
Speaker 1: He looks like he just got off the boat. Yes,
Speaker 1: you do, you do very very Italian. I'm jealous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: So I thought that when I went to Italy people
Speaker 1: would all think that I was Italian, and they didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about you?
Speaker 2: I don't think you look at when I'm here.
Speaker 1: Often people go what's your background? Are you Italian? Or
Speaker 1: are you you know? What are you? Are you Greek?
Speaker 1: Are you? And I always love that because it's so
Speaker 1: much more exotic than the reality of nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And then I got there and no.
Speaker 2: It's your beautiful olive complexion. You have the best complexion.
Speaker 2: So I get why people would think that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had not initially. I don't fool anyone
Speaker 1: there anyway. They've been you know, there's all these divorce
Speaker 1: rumors and as you say.
Speaker 2: Jack, where there's smoke, there's farnds it baby.
Speaker 1: And so we're just counting down the days. We don't
Speaker 1: care about these stories that say new loved up. Photographs
Speaker 1: have appeared of them on a shopping center escalator.
Speaker 3: In Tokyo, and I'm pretty sure they were in Tokyo
Speaker 3: a little while ago, so I don't know how recent
Speaker 3: these pigs are.
Speaker 1: I mean, she does look very very fond of him,
Speaker 1: but I mean we can all pretend we've all done.
Speaker 2: It, looking in his eyes and thinking all that money money.
Speaker 1: I don't remember signing a prena ooopsos. Anyway, she's about
Speaker 1: to hit paydr and probably deserves every penny after the
Speaker 1: terrible time that she's had.
Speaker 2: And she's been fantastic with the kids too. From all agreed, she's.
Speaker 1: Going to get what she deserves now. Charlie XCX, the
Speaker 1: woman of the moment who very wrongly declared I'm still
Speaker 1: not over it, who declared that the Brat summer is
Speaker 1: over and hasn't even started for us, So how dare.
Speaker 3: She I get the euro summer though it was a
Speaker 3: euro Brat summer, we can still claim our Aussie Brat summery.
Speaker 1: She should have given us permission. She should have given
Speaker 1: us permission for a Brat summer.
Speaker 2: Maybe she will now, maybe she will.
Speaker 1: She is heading down under for the Laneway Festival. I
Speaker 1: always I did a little bit of a little bit
Speaker 1: of research on that. It started in Melbourne in two
Speaker 1: thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Is that how long Laneway has been gone?
Speaker 1: Yes? Wow? And it was actually just in a little
Speaker 1: tiny Laneway.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty sick festival. It's very Melbourne coded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's headlining that, which is going to be unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I hope that whilst she's here in the coming months
Speaker 3: she announces she'll be doing.
Speaker 2: That sweat show, The Sweat to Her with Troy Savonne.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I hope so Jack looks epic. I love
Speaker 1: that little.
Speaker 2: Man saying those two together as well are a full
Speaker 2: vibe you.
Speaker 1: I would embarrass you so much if I ever met
Speaker 1: Troy Savanne, Why what would you say? I would just
Speaker 1: be like so excited and I would just want to
Speaker 1: touch him and take him home and I want him
Speaker 1: to be my friend real bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you try really hard.
Speaker 1: I really try so hard, like a sad, sad, greedy
Speaker 1: old lady.
Speaker 3: I've interviewed Troy and he's a really calm, cool, collected
Speaker 3: interview like I think he would be okay with you being.
Speaker 2: A bit fango.
Speaker 1: I think he'd be repulsed.
Speaker 2: No, he'd just stayed chill. He'd stay chill, and knowing
Speaker 2: his you know.
Speaker 1: Background, I reckon he might like me to.
Speaker 2: Oh have you ever met a gay that doesn't like
Speaker 2: your mate?
Speaker 1: No, anyway, we have to see Charlie X. She's here
Speaker 1: because it might not last. To have a listen to
Speaker 1: what she's wanting to do. It's probably like no music
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 6: And I also just like, I want to act now,
Speaker 6: so I'm more thinking about that stuff a little bit more.
Speaker 1: She wants to act and maybe we won't get any
Speaker 1: more Brat summer or otherwise.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of here for her acting era though she'll
Speaker 3: come back to music, but she can have a little moment.
Speaker 1: I've got another little tidbit. Do we have time to
Speaker 1: explore it? So, you know, the iconic imaging of Brat
Speaker 1: just that green looks like a computer screen. It looks
Speaker 1: like a photo taken of a computer screen with just
Speaker 1: font of Brat, black text everywhere, all over London, everywhere.
Speaker 1: And it was a mistake have a listen.
Speaker 3: Doing a text cover was to save money because I
Speaker 3: was like, this album is not going to appeal to
Speaker 3: a lot of.
Speaker 2: People, So three hundred dozand dollars photo shoots ain't on
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, So it was just like, oh, we'll just
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Good on your Charlie.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. A Hi, we've got
Speaker 1: a community service announcement. We've been inundated with feedback, particularly
Speaker 1: about yesterday's.
Speaker 2: Quizzy we have.
Speaker 1: We've caused a sensation because we have Kylie Mino tickets
Speaker 1: which are worth a lot.
Speaker 3: She's Australia's queen, correct. And also we've got Kylie tickets
Speaker 3: all week this week. I'm happy to reveal that now.
Speaker 1: So okay, but if we give them away to people
Speaker 1: that don't know the answers to very simple Kylie questions,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a revolution. There is there's going
Speaker 1: to be people picketing Nova offices everywhere. And here's the
Speaker 1: thing yesterday we get with the question was what is
Speaker 1: the new album? And nobody knew it and I knew
Speaker 1: that this was going to be a problem, and it
Speaker 1: was if you want to win tickets to go see Kylie,
Speaker 1: you best be a fan.
Speaker 3: We only want to hear from fans. Kylie is back
Speaker 3: and bringing her attention to her to Australia for shows nationally.
Speaker 3: She's going everywhere, man. All tickets are on sale now.
Speaker 3: For details, head to Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 1: Fans only the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show Nova.
Speaker 1: Let's give away I guess like glitched? No, I I
Speaker 1: just glitched. I went over such a pretty cool Actually
Speaker 1: it's like the old Nova jingle I'm a machine. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's give away Kylie tickets. Chrissies Quizzy. She's not a malfunction.
Speaker 1: I can get behind. Hey d Hello, Chrissy hijack. Now
Speaker 1: you know that we've put out a community service announcement.
Speaker 1: We must only have Kylie fans winning these money cut
Speaker 1: buy tickets. Are you one?
Speaker 6: I'm a big fan since I was a wee toddler.
Speaker 1: How can we prove it? What are your favorite song?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I know I know D because I'm a
Speaker 3: big Kylie fan and I'm four across her new album
Speaker 3: tell me one of the great album.
Speaker 2: Tracks on ten not Tension, Vegas high done. She's a fan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, May may the force be with you?
Speaker 1: DDAs all right, Janelle, you are the worthy adversary.
Speaker 8: How are you feeling I'm feeling super excited.
Speaker 1: It is so exciting, isn't it. What's your favorite song?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 8: I like one that's lesson, though I've called light Years.
Speaker 1: It's so good, so good.
Speaker 8: It's got done a summer fields.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does, it does, all right? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You two girls are primed for this. Let's go. Your
Speaker 1: names are your buzzes. It's the best of five. Being
Speaker 1: the first person to get three ounces, win the game,
Speaker 1: and we'll walk away with the Kylie tickets and the
Speaker 1: bum bag. Question number one, can you name Kylie Minogue's
Speaker 1: sister Janelle? Yes, Janelle, Jane, it is the great Danny? Correct?
Speaker 1: Question number two? In a manual car? What is the
Speaker 1: pedal on the far left? Janelle? It's the clutch? It
Speaker 1: is the clutch. Fuck God, well done.
Speaker 3: I bet Kylie would know that from her days. Is
Speaker 3: a mechanic on ramdy.
Speaker 2: Question number three, Janelle, this is for the win?
Speaker 1: Can you name this Kylie Minogue song?
Speaker 3: Y D?
Speaker 1: You're yees D?
Speaker 8: I believe in you?
Speaker 1: Yes? And isn't that a little known banger? Very hard?
Speaker 1: Just sing a great song, very hard to sing in
Speaker 1: the car? Question number four, which Hollywood actor broke down
Speaker 1: on the side of a freeway with his son C Yes.
Speaker 6: D Oh my god, Jennifer Lopez's ex Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's to a piece.
Speaker 2: It's a time, great guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, b breath girls. What is the Japanese art form
Speaker 1: of paper folding? Call yes Janelle for the win? It
Speaker 1: is ogmi Janelle? You are your way to see Kylie
Speaker 1: Minogue live. Yay d Can we get you back tomorrow
Speaker 1: please because you are a clear fan and we want
Speaker 1: you to win.
Speaker 2: Yes, please, please please talk to you, Talk to you.
Speaker 1: This time tomorrow, baby girl. Well doneonell guys, that was
Speaker 1: a lot. I know it's really stressful. It's a crissy
Speaker 1: swe soho. I just want to put it out there.
Speaker 1: Something very I mean, funny, slash untowards, slash inappropriate happened
Speaker 1: on a Quantus flight from Sydney to Tokyo. A movie
Speaker 1: was played that was not really suitable viewing for all ages.
Speaker 1: If you were on that flight and you saw it,
Speaker 1: can you please give us a called thirteen twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. In the meantime, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The film is called Daddy Oh and you and I
Speaker 1: Jack have just watched the trailer. It looks amazing.
Speaker 2: It looks so good.
Speaker 1: It's got Dakota Johnson, who's never bad. She is so
Speaker 1: great in everything I've ever seen, and Sean Penn as well.
Speaker 1: They're the main actors. Duo what a duo, And the
Speaker 1: storyline is basically, he's a taxi driver, she gets in
Speaker 1: and they reveal, you know, all their personal details to
Speaker 1: each other. I think it feels like a very sort
Speaker 1: of dialogue based movie, which I love. Yes, but there
Speaker 1: are some rude scenes in it.
Speaker 3: There are because Dakota's character is in the back seat
Speaker 3: texting a married man yes, and whilst she's texting him,
Speaker 3: you see the sort of exchange on screen in the film,
Speaker 3: and there's proper dirty talk.
Speaker 1: It is super confronting. And I'm imagining families on this
Speaker 1: flight taking their kids to Tokyo Disneyland with no control
Speaker 1: over what they're watching. Everyone watched this film, you know,
Speaker 1: normally you can select this stuff. It was just on.
Speaker 1: That was it. You couldn't turn it off.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of this happening either, where there's a
Speaker 3: glitch where literally everyone has to watch the same film.
Speaker 1: So once again, thirteen twenty four ten, if you were
Speaker 1: on the flight we would love to talk to you,
Speaker 1: because I don't understand how even that works. What Yeah, no, neither,
Speaker 1: but you've got no choice.
Speaker 3: Their flight attendants must have been properly wigging out because
Speaker 3: imagine the parents having a crack at them, being like
Speaker 3: Sheryl daughter, I cannot see this anymore. Yes, and the
Speaker 3: flight it's like sorry, sorry, trying to turn it off
Speaker 3: and it won't turn off.
Speaker 1: You cannot turn it off once it started.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch Daddy oil now.
Speaker 1: It looks really I mean, daddy, oh, looks a bit.
Speaker 1: That sounds a bit ick. The trailer was gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Daddio already sounds a bit naughty.
Speaker 3: It sounds naughty, I agree.
Speaker 1: But it was very naughty. On the flip side, there
Speaker 1: would have been a lot of people on that flight
Speaker 1: where it was their first naughty thing that they saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing quite like your first naughty film.
Speaker 1: And they will never forget it.
Speaker 3: I remember dad putting on American Pie when I was
Speaker 3: like five or six.
Speaker 1: That's too young, So what point, at what point did
Speaker 1: you go hang on, this is this is rude, and
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I think it was band camp that film, and I
Speaker 3: think it involves a trumpet or a saxophone. Yeah, something
Speaker 3: something goes on with an instrument. But we were laughing
Speaker 3: and like Dad was loosing fun.
Speaker 1: He didn't care, and did he He might have thought, ah,
Speaker 1: he's only five, he won't understand that, he won't know naughty.
Speaker 2: Well, that's his way of educating us, one or the other.
Speaker 1: There is a there is a strange thrill at finding
Speaker 1: or being involved in your first rude thing.
Speaker 2: Do you remember yours? Like what you saw?
Speaker 1: Do I reckon? My first rude thing was a rude
Speaker 1: magazine that I found at my grandmother's of all places,
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Speaker 1: living there, like you know, long term, and he was
Speaker 1: a young man and I was in the spare bedroom
Speaker 1: which used to be his room, la la la. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there was a dirty magazine that I found. I must
Speaker 1: have been looking for it too, yeah, because it was
Speaker 1: it was in between Oh no, no, I didn't look
Speaker 1: for it. I was sleeping on the floor and so
Speaker 1: I was on eye level of in between the mattress
Speaker 1: and the bab base. Yeah, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's what's that? And I snuck my hand in and
Speaker 1: pulled it out and it was like a German booklet.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, the Germans wolf Anyway, it wasn't even like
Speaker 1: a full size magazine. It was like a booklet. And
Speaker 1: I could not believe my eyes. It was so thrilling.
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Speaker 1: No? I put it back so that I knew exactly
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Speaker 1: Show, Let's talk Lisa Marie Presley. Shall we Chrissy's cliche?
Speaker 1: I have on my list of things to do find
Speaker 1: out where the hour long CBS special with Oprah and
Speaker 1: Riley Keo is so that I can watch it. And actually,
Speaker 1: but to do is for you to tell me where
Speaker 1: it's on where I can find it, because I can
Speaker 1: never find anything on streamers. Why is that?
Speaker 3: I believe swannye it's I mean, yeah, chaotic Christian streamers
Speaker 3: don't work well together. Now I believe I have a
Speaker 3: press release talking about when that airs. Premieres Wednesday, October
Speaker 3: nine at eight forty pm.
Speaker 4: Is that too?
Speaker 2: That's today?
Speaker 1: Go'd okay? Fantastic great. I am going to watch that
Speaker 1: absolutely tonight because it's already gone to aer in America
Speaker 1: and it's very very interesting. Riley Keyo is, of course,
Speaker 1: Lisa Marie Presley's daughter and the granddaughter of the late
Speaker 1: great Elvis Presley, and she is an incredible woman and
Speaker 1: a very interesting smart woman as well. And what we
Speaker 1: can expect from the sit down with Oprah are the
Speaker 1: following details. Lisa Marie wrote a memoir before she passed away,
Speaker 1: which has been released posthumously. Okay, it's called From Here
Speaker 1: to the Great Unknown. And that's what Riley's talking to
Speaker 1: Oprah about because Riley was instrumental in the writing of it.
Speaker 1: She was sort of the ghost writer because Lisa Marie
Speaker 1: spoke all of these stories to her and Riley wrote them. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's amazing, it's amazing they were so close. Anyway, how's
Speaker 1: this for a tidbit. Lisa Marie's son Ben and Riley's
Speaker 1: brother passed away very very tragically in twenty twenty, and
Speaker 1: Lisa Marine never got over it, lived with the grief
Speaker 1: right up until she passed away herself. That she kept
Speaker 1: his body in the house for two years on dry
Speaker 1: ice like that, she actually did that. The whole Walt
Speaker 1: Disney thing I found out last week was a lie.
Speaker 1: Did you know that what Disney wasn't on ice? That
Speaker 1: was a lie? Oh wow, but this guy was. And
Speaker 1: she had to in i know, in a room in
Speaker 1: their house and they had to keep they had to
Speaker 1: enlist the help of a local undertaker to say, oh,
Speaker 1: how how do we do this? How do we keep
Speaker 1: this dead body in our house. And so they donated
Speaker 1: their services to sort of make the room right, and
Speaker 1: they had to keep it at twelve degrees all the time.
Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not here for that.
Speaker 1: There's more. And then he had two tattoos. He had
Speaker 1: a tattoo of his mum on his mum's name on
Speaker 1: his hand, and a tattoo of Riley's name on his
Speaker 1: collar bone. And then when he passed away, the women
Speaker 1: decide to honor him by getting his name in the
Speaker 1: corresponding place.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then they got the tattoo us to go
Speaker 1: into the room to check that the tattoos were right,
Speaker 1: because he was going to copy the font. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's all a bit odd.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I don't like it?
Speaker 3: Because when you want to remember someone for her remembering
Speaker 3: her son, don't you want the visual and the last
Speaker 3: memory of him to be like a living thing, like
Speaker 3: an interaction when he was alive. I feel like seeing
Speaker 3: him on ice would rewrite your memory, and your recollection
Speaker 3: of him would just be his body in a dark
Speaker 3: room in your house.
Speaker 1: I know, I know that that makes sense to me,
Speaker 1: but I think the death of a child hits everyone
Speaker 1: so differently, and she just said, I just wasn't ready
Speaker 1: to not be his parent. I needed time.
Speaker 3: God, that's what an unbelievable story, though, that will be
Speaker 3: a great read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's no family more crackers than the president.
Speaker 1: All right, So I am definitely So it's tonight on
Speaker 1: Channel ten. Yes, what great timing? Now, Taylor sw you doing?
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Speaker 2: I'm not here for that. You know how Jane Hall
Speaker 2: doesn't like novelty hair.
Speaker 3: I don't like fake freckles or sparkle, mainly sparkles on
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Speaker 1: I'm going to come in with it tomorrow and just
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