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Speaker 2: It fits in with Kate Winki podcast.

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Speaker 3: I think one of the greatest day sleeps that you

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Speaker 3: time to have an ever a Kipane twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 4: Have you fall wherever you fall on asleep on the job.

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Speaker 5: Before you know, when you get so tired, those blinks

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Speaker 6: This sleep is everything that needs to happen right now, and.

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Speaker 4: I'll do it.

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Speaker 6: I don't care where I am.

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Speaker 3: You've been a right in the office lately. I think

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Speaker 3: Lisa's still getting it at home doing it quite a bit.

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Speaker 3: But you're a big offic sleeper.

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Speaker 6: I'm not afraid of it.

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Speaker 5: The minute the feet go up or I turn my

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Speaker 3: Well it's yeah, I suppose I reckon the last fifteen

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Speaker 4: You have a great kipp as well. We don't hear

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Speaker 6: Happened to Tommy the other day. We were sleeping together

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Speaker 7: Rested my head on your head on my chest. You

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Speaker 7: could hear my heart beat. Beautiful moment we fell asleep

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Speaker 7: together on the floor. Wonderful with the pants on. What

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Speaker 7: about a dishwasher technician?

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Speaker 3: Right, so you're laying down, tough one because you've got

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Speaker 4: Now, this is it.

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Speaker 8: I think it's been taken down on brown cardigan because

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Speaker 8: the guy must have some sleep apnea issues. But he

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Speaker 8: the mother, the mother that was looking after the two

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Speaker 4: Have a listen.

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Speaker 6: Oh jeez, he just she just needs to fart for

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Speaker 3: She was charged two thousand dollars for the four hours

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Speaker 3: that he was there doing the job.

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Speaker 1: I wonder how long into the job was it for

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Speaker 4: There ain't twenty fourteen if you have fallen asleep on

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Speaker 3: The other one that I would love to ask if

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Speaker 3: just during lunch to have a fifteen minute kip.

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Speaker 1: Working for a mattress business and you've turned up however,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you could trial every bed in the

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Speaker 1: At the end, Tommy's in Bankstown, you followed a slap

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Speaker 1: at work, Tommy, Hi boy, good many what happened.

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Speaker 9: So what I used to do was I was a

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Speaker 9: We used to go to the depot in Liverpool at

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Speaker 9: So it was actually a routine accidental. I'd fall asleep

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Speaker 4: were you doing it?

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Speaker 3: On the furniture that you were moving, Tommy, is that

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Speaker 9: No happening? Was there was I think called an offstarle,

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Speaker 9: We get to the first job.

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Speaker 4: I see. That's you know, that's a good boss. Not

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Speaker 4: many blokes would do that. Let the young fella have

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Speaker 3: Love it, Tommy, Heidi in Campbelltown, you fell asleep at work?

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Speaker 4: Where do you work?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 10: Years ago I worked in an avatoire and I was

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Speaker 10: they put me in a cold room. You keep an

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Speaker 4: Again, those boxes didn't hit you. You could have frozen the

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Speaker 3: Isn't the cold supposed to keep you awake, didn't it, Tommy?

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Speaker 3: That's what you told us. Dave let him and used

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he used to drop a temperature to around about

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, while you're clapping, nothing was fun, nothing's going on.

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Speaker 4: Ah, you freezing, that's right. So maybe here we start

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Speaker 1: There they're freezing or keeper going just they're freezing right now, Tommy, Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 1: I know it's cold in here.

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Speaker 4: It's freezing.

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Speaker 2: This is the fitz Whiper with Cape Ritchie podcast. You know,

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Speaker 2: I don't have a boyfriend or a husband or anything.

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Speaker 6: You know, do you someone that we know of?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: God, you're so sweet. No, do you know what? I

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Speaker 4: What do you want?

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Speaker 3: Well, I've got a Dave from Penrith on the line.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what. I just think it's not for me.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's for me. I don't even it

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Speaker 2: doesn't cross my mind for it. I do love to kiss,

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Speaker 2: I do, but I'm so busy having fun with my

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Speaker 2: I was I was shown a little video about how

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Speaker 2: to flirt, and I mean, I do not know how

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Speaker 2: But I watched this and it stuck with me.

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Speaker 11: Pick your target. You stare at them until they look

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Speaker 11: And this time you're going to have to hold it

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Speaker 2: Okay, So it's called sticky eyes. It's called sticky eyes.

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Speaker 2: I'm walking in and I rearranged my bum bag. I

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Speaker 2: Max is on as well I did it. I didn't,

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Speaker 2: And then I just look a bit closer at him,

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Speaker 3: And that is and how having at your house for

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Speaker 1: Yes, because there's a slim chance you thought maybe he's undercover.

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Speaker 2: Boss, I cannot be trusted. That is the end of

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Speaker 2: my sickiestage. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: walk great shows like this.

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