Speaker 1: Get you the way morning every day, Adelaide, My really.
Speaker 2: Let's it is, so time for it.
Speaker 3: Let's go girls why TG yeah the girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the girls. This sort of stuff we talk about
Speaker 2: off here and we think, oh, you know, Margaret, let's
Speaker 2: talk about it on air, Abby from the newsroom. Single
Speaker 2: this week, all yeah, mingle always single? Thank you? All right? Producers?
Speaker 2: Are we over there? Hi in your twenties? Yes, very
Speaker 2: career driven single this week? Yes, all right. I haven't
Speaker 2: passionate anyone anyway.
Speaker 3: No, I don't do that.
Speaker 4: I do over our weekends. It's none of your business
Speaker 4: or staff.
Speaker 3: Weddings.
Speaker 2: Do you know his name yet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's no.
Speaker 3: Did you pass.
Speaker 2: At a wedding, more specifically Josh's wedding last week? Fourteen issue?
Speaker 2: A good kiss? Abby? You've got something for us this week?
Speaker 2: Something for you.
Speaker 4: So I was having a conversation with a few different
Speaker 4: friends and we'll talk about doing things alone. And for me,
Speaker 4: I'm aggressively single. I have lived away from home. I
Speaker 4: went five years up in Queensland, so I was on
Speaker 4: my own for a lot of those apart from when
Speaker 4: I had a boyfriend. But for me, I go and
Speaker 4: do things alone all the time, So I don't necessarily
Speaker 4: go out for dinner, but like I'll go out for lunch,
Speaker 4: or I'll go to the movies, or I don't know, whatever,
Speaker 4: I need to go to an event.
Speaker 2: I'll go on my own a lot.
Speaker 4: And I've got friends who just baffled them. They could
Speaker 4: not believe. They're like, I could never do that. I
Speaker 4: could never go somewhere on my own.
Speaker 2: Just I can't do it.
Speaker 4: So it got me thinking, if anyone out there thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten, do you do things alone?
Speaker 2: Do you go to the movies? Do you go and
Speaker 2: take yourself out for lunch? Do you like if you
Speaker 2: just say, I've seen you walk into functions by yourself.
Speaker 2: Do you ever feel self conscious doing that? Or you
Speaker 2: just so used to?
Speaker 4: Recent I sit in the car for probably ten minutes
Speaker 4: before that, having a huge panic attack because I don't
Speaker 4: want to walk in there on my own. You have to, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I will go when I go and have lunch
Speaker 4: if I go, And I like sitting in cafes and working.
Speaker 4: I find it easier than sitting at home. Also because
Speaker 4: I live with my parents, and mom and dad like
Speaker 4: to chat the whole time, and when I'm trying to work.
Speaker 4: So for me, I'll have my laptop and I'll go
Speaker 4: and sit and I'll go and work usually, so maybe
Speaker 4: that's a little bit different. But yeah, I'm wondering what
Speaker 4: you guys do. Do you go and do things on
Speaker 4: your own?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess not really. I've always got children. I've
Speaker 2: got children in toe And if to just say I
Speaker 2: have to go to an event now, like on Sunday morning,
Speaker 2: instead of asking a friend, I'll just take one of
Speaker 2: the big girls to an event. But yeah, thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten, what sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: I'll see what. I am in absolute admiration of the
Speaker 3: people who travel by themselves. Oh, I see, there you go, and.
Speaker 2: It's about to me me.
Speaker 3: You were about to embark on a solo job.
Speaker 2: I'm about to go to Europe for a month by myself.
Speaker 3: So scary time. I'm terrified, but I am excited.
Speaker 2: Everyone says it's the best thing. It is.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I did America on my own. I mean I
Speaker 4: was in a Kentiquy tour, but I didn't meet any
Speaker 4: of them. I didn't meet any of them until I
Speaker 4: got to it late. I was on I wasn't the Kentique.
Speaker 4: It was whatever it was called top deck.
Speaker 2: So we were the more were the old caved a
Speaker 2: little bit. Sorry, definitely the more sophisticated. Sophisticated.
Speaker 4: But yeah, best thing I over did was go to
Speaker 4: America on my own, and I'm still friends with those
Speaker 4: people who I met over there.
Speaker 2: Ten twenty four ten. What do you do on your own, Karina?
Speaker 2: Do you do stuff by yourself? I used to.
Speaker 5: I wish I could. Now I have bad two year
Speaker 5: old twins, it doesn't happen as much anymore. But I
Speaker 5: used to love going to the movies by myself. It
Speaker 5: was one of my best past comes when I was
Speaker 5: in Uni.
Speaker 2: You feel self conscious doing it, Karina, Oh you just
Speaker 2: didn't care.
Speaker 6: No, No, I didn't care.
Speaker 5: I knew people looked at me. Funny out when you
Speaker 5: buy a movie ticket generally and you go with something else,
Speaker 5: but there's no social pressures and no one who having
Speaker 5: you talk to you like you're trying to watch a movie.
Speaker 7: It's like by the roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See that's a thing as well, Crenda, like I almost
Speaker 3: going with someone else in particular game with kids, if
Speaker 3: you're going to a movie because you're genuinely into the movie,
Speaker 3: it's a distraction having someone else so you can.
Speaker 5: Just fhe yeah, and then you know as well, you
Speaker 5: can go popcorn and no one's there to judge your
Speaker 5: feet the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And then I bet as well. Now with two year
Speaker 2: old twins, you're like, oh, what I would give to
Speaker 2: go to the movies for.
Speaker 3: A couple of that.
Speaker 5: I don't think I haven't been to the movie since
Speaker 5: they've been born. No, that would be really nice.
Speaker 2: Movies become a thing of the past once you have children.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're on the Telly and they get
Speaker 5: paused a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Kaylea. What do you do by yourself?
Speaker 6: Kayla?
Speaker 8: Okay, so I actually do absolutely everything alone. I know
Speaker 8: I shouldn't toot my own her own with that one,
Speaker 8: but I bring my UNI work with me. I go
Speaker 8: out to a park, I go to the shop, so
Speaker 8: I put on my head, I had phones, and I
Speaker 8: just try not to dance in public or singing in public.
Speaker 8: But no promises with that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. So you see that lady just working away,
Speaker 3: absolutely shaking her hips to the park. That's probably Kayla.
Speaker 2: And you feel comfortable, kaylor, And you feel comfortable doing that.
Speaker 8: I honestly couldn't care. Sometimes I just as long as
Speaker 8: I'm happy, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so good. Thank you. Let's go to Sarah.
Speaker 2: What are you doing by yourself? Sarah?
Speaker 6: I'm going too by myself?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can we are? So? Sarah? Are you single or are
Speaker 3: you in a relationship.
Speaker 9: I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 10: But I tend to go to the movies by myself,
Speaker 10: so I can not only watch the movie by myself
Speaker 10: but eat all the snacks.
Speaker 2: A lot of people just going to the movies for
Speaker 2: the food just adulge, yeah, without being judged.
Speaker 3: Hey, Sarah, so how does a conversation go with your partner?
Speaker 3: It's like, Hey, I'm just off to the movies. You
Speaker 3: can't come?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 11: I don't even offer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Sarah's out the door. Ya, thank you so much, Sarah.
Speaker 1: You go.
Speaker 3: I haven't been to the movies by myself ever. In fact,
Speaker 3: I don't remember last time I've been to the movies.
Speaker 3: But it just sort of feels it makes sense though,
Speaker 3: because I mean, who's even looking at you in the
Speaker 3: movie theater. Everyone's looking at the screen.
Speaker 2: I think I've a couple of times, and I think back,
Speaker 2: I see sort of older people who go to the
Speaker 2: movies by themselves, which I think, Oh that's a bit nice.
Speaker 3: I'm shout out to all the mums out there as well.
Speaker 3: Remember when you used to be able to go to
Speaker 3: the toilet by yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was fun, weren't they? Good times?
Speaker 3: And now your kids watch you and talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're not distracted by any.
Speaker 2: Literally stand in front of you. You go, Mama, I
Speaker 2: want to Veggie might Sam?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: All right, well can you give me forty five seconds?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, give you thirty.
Speaker 2: Here's where you're waking up to Adelaide, breaking news. What's
Speaker 2: the news Todays? Starting out with a horrific story from
Speaker 2: overseas And I think everyone's been watching on with horror
Speaker 2: because this has unfolded, this story of these two brothers
Speaker 2: over in Mexico at Yeah, this is really sad.
Speaker 4: So two Australian brothers, Callum and Jake, who were from Perth.
Speaker 4: They had gone to Mexico and met up with a
Speaker 4: friend of theirs, Carter, who was from the United States.
Speaker 4: They believe their bodies have now been found on Mexico's
Speaker 4: West coast. Essentially, they were in Mexico. They were going
Speaker 4: on a surfing trip. They've come across three people who
Speaker 4: tried to steal their car. They've refused and it's turned deadly.
Speaker 4: So the parents of Callum and Jacob on their way
Speaker 4: and they've just touched down in Mexico to be able
Speaker 4: to speak to the local authorities. Three people are in
Speaker 4: custody and another body has been found. There was a
Speaker 4: property owner unrelated to the boys who had gone missing,
Speaker 4: and all their bodies were found together in a well
Speaker 4: in Mexico. So just really horrible. Obviously, you don't ever
Speaker 4: go overseas thinking that you're not going to come home.
Speaker 2: And it's a really really tragic story. What does that
Speaker 2: mean for tourism in Mexico? Because I know that they
Speaker 2: were on the outskirts, and I know that the popular
Speaker 2: spots are safe, but when you go traveling around Mexico,
Speaker 2: it just feels so fraught with danger, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, I haven't done I haven't been to Mexico,
Speaker 4: but I did do America, and I was with a
Speaker 4: group of people, so probably a lot safer. But we
Speaker 4: had two who left the group and went off on
Speaker 4: their own, and yeah, it was really scary to think, well,
Speaker 4: you're on your own now, there's no one like you
Speaker 4: don't have a big group around you to protect you.
Speaker 4: So I know people do it all the time and
Speaker 4: this is not obviously not something that occurs all the time,
Speaker 4: but still, really yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was just reading a story in the paper about how
Speaker 2: there was a guy who was a mutual friend of
Speaker 2: all of them and he actually had hand drawn a
Speaker 2: map on a napkin when they were out for dinner
Speaker 2: and said this is where you should go. The guilt
Speaker 2: that you'd be feeling. Yeah, absolutely horrible, terrible story and
Speaker 2: you just heart goes out to that family who have
Speaker 2: made that long journey from Australia. Awful, awful, awful. I
Speaker 2: guess we'll get confirmation today whether it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying that there's a lot of information that
Speaker 4: they can't make public yet, but they obviously need the
Speaker 4: parents to identify them.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, yeah, let's change tact for just a second.
Speaker 2: And Chris Hemsworth has flown out to the States for
Speaker 2: the met Gala met Gala, he's hosting it.
Speaker 3: Ah, that would be that's that would have been interesting.
Speaker 2: Space was wasn't that there would be a hard space?
Speaker 2: I reckon he's hosting it alongside Jennifer Lopez A Zendaya.
Speaker 2: You do, but you know that's bad Buddy love. Bad
Speaker 2: Bunny's worked.
Speaker 3: You Bad Bunny. Yeah, I'm not overly familiar with bad money,
Speaker 3: but he's a musician. We're talking hip hop.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: No, who knows? All right, let's get let's get a
Speaker 2: bit of bad bunnies work in just a moment, and
Speaker 2: and a winter as well. That would be a high
Speaker 2: pressure gig at the New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Speaker 2: I always I always look at the MET Gala Abs.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I just think there
Speaker 2: are so many poor people, in starving people in the world,
Speaker 2: and these celebrities spend millions on these outfits. I know
Speaker 2: it's a charity due but it just really seems I
Speaker 2: don't know its well.
Speaker 4: Apparently that section of the MET Gala has to pay
Speaker 4: for itself, so that's why they put this on to
Speaker 4: like the costume side of things.
Speaker 2: So it's not even for charity, No, it's fund them.
Speaker 4: So last year they last year they made twenty two
Speaker 4: million I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Sure, like US dollars.
Speaker 4: So that's why it gets put on it and if
Speaker 4: you're if you're invited, that means you're someone of culture
Speaker 4: and someone who's like of global culture.
Speaker 2: Like like Canye West.
Speaker 4: Also side note, bad Bunny is a Puerto Rican.
Speaker 2: Rapper Pyoto Rican Pyoto familiar. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2: To dress though he seems very very down to earth
Speaker 2: and grounded out. Yes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Let's wrap it up with just a little bit
Speaker 3: of sports news. What about the Elizabeth Eagles and DIF
Speaker 3: six of the Oudelaid Footy League. Oh my very goodness,
Speaker 3: if you haven't seen this story, this is a team
Speaker 3: that got spanked on the weekend by I would say
Speaker 3: would be up there with the record margin five hundred
Speaker 3: and sixteen points to nil. They lost to the Fitzroy Lines.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Five hundred and sixteen points. That's eighty two goals and
Speaker 3: a whole heap of hinds which would basically made about
Speaker 3: eighty five to eighty six goals. So they ridiculous one
Speaker 3: blog for Fitzroy kick twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Goals and so they didn't even score a point. It
Speaker 2: did not scor nothing.
Speaker 3: Yes, good luck being a forward Elizabeth Eagles forll lines.
Speaker 2: I reckon they might need your help.
Speaker 3: Well, do you know what, As I've always said that
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred point different, so maybe they could lose
Speaker 3: by four hundred and sixteen points at best. We really
Speaker 3: we're going to do something that potentially.
Speaker 4: I just I know what it's like when you know
Speaker 4: you're playing sport back when you were younger, and you're
Speaker 4: losing every week, but losing by five hundred and something
Speaker 4: points and still rocking up.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, demoralizing.
Speaker 3: Have with their record so far as well. Round one
Speaker 3: three hund and forty seven to seven, lost Round two
Speaker 3: two hundred and sixty five to eleven. Not too bad,
Speaker 3: it's still lost Round three two hundred ninety six to thirteen,
Speaker 3: and then it was round four on the weekends. No
Speaker 3: boys aren't traveling to it. And by the way, Elizabeth
Speaker 3: Eagles proud heritage. I think that's where MICKEYO. Laughlin was,
Speaker 3: Johnny Platten, a few other really prominent players from the North.
Speaker 4: Okay, they only just won the premiership, well a few
Speaker 4: years ago, did they? Yeah, there was a story on
Speaker 4: your network last night that I was listening to and
Speaker 4: it was like how quickly things change And it was
Speaker 4: only a few years ago that they'd won the premiership.
Speaker 3: It changes massively. I've seen as well in the Adea
Speaker 3: foot League when youre jumping from different divisions, Okay, it
Speaker 3: can really drastically turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, is there a chance they can get regraded?
Speaker 2: Is there anything lower than see?
Speaker 3: I think there is a div seven?
Speaker 2: Isn't there no six?
Speaker 3: Think that? Think at the minute that Elizabeth Eagles the
Speaker 3: boys are losing.
Speaker 2: Inter Okay, if you work in the regrading section of
Speaker 2: the Adelaide Football League, you might want to look at
Speaker 2: dropping the Elizabeth Eagles down. I'm just saying it will.
Speaker 3: Be interesting to see what the Law Footy league does
Speaker 3: because you can't have a time to lose and points
Speaker 3: every week.
Speaker 2: No national headlines, hasn't it.
Speaker 3: Unless they get some serious help, Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3: So what Joe is I could take the world's best
Speaker 3: cup of coffee in my mouth right now? Could you? Boy?
Speaker 3: That was sexual, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Where did well gods did that come from?
Speaker 3: Sorry? But they say day have a lat day fro
Speaker 3: an a cafe has a tendency to do that. Sometimes
Speaker 3: it merges into a nightclub. Yeah, and all of a
Speaker 3: sudden you wake up. You're like what am I here for?
Speaker 3: Who are you delicious coffee? Though it's going to open
Speaker 3: up very very soon. Yesterday a very interesting time in
Speaker 3: our house. We had to bribe Henry the day before
Speaker 3: to do all sorts of things, and what we did
Speaker 3: was promis inghim a new game when hiss, Nintendo switch right,
Speaker 3: and he was like, I want to download this basketball game.
Speaker 3: And I finally realized what it was. He's now playing
Speaker 3: NBA two K twenty four. So that's the same league
Speaker 3: as game is like FIFA on some of these really
Speaker 3: iconic games. Okay, I start thinking, well, that's kind of cool,
Speaker 3: but also what kind of generational addiction to gaming am
Speaker 3: I starting? Couldn't be as bad as a past over
Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania though, a man of the church who just
Speaker 3: got done for spending forty thousand dollars of church money,
Speaker 3: mind you, on candy crush. So the big fellow got
Speaker 3: done in tital for two hundred and fourteen thousand dollars
Speaker 3: of miscellaneous church funds, which also included spending a heap
Speaker 3: of money on slot machines and also Mario Kart. Sure
Speaker 3: why not? I used to get addicted to Mario cart
Speaker 3: as well? What about when you get a starting like
Speaker 3: this d and I'm advincible here for a second.
Speaker 2: Did your shoulders start going?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And then you start steering with your head as
Speaker 3: well and getting right into it, and you don't need
Speaker 3: to put that much effort into it. Candy Crush, though,
Speaker 3: is dangerous. Like I know peopleferent workplaces who were genuinely
Speaker 3: addicted to this thing. That's a pretty simple game as well.
Speaker 3: Was it just like sort of matching up different looking
Speaker 3: bits of candy?
Speaker 2: I've never played in my life, I have to say,
Speaker 2: but I do know people who adore it and live
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: Strange, isn't it. Yeah? What about back in the day
Speaker 3: or even now? Did you do you play games at all?
Speaker 2: No? Not really, I'm not really a game player. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd be, weirdly enough. But back in the day I
Speaker 2: used to get into Frogger.
Speaker 3: Or she did play jes As. You're just getting squashed
Speaker 3: on the road, I know Frogger.
Speaker 2: What about playing a game? What about playing a game
Speaker 2: where if you take a wrong step you get squashed.
Speaker 3: By a car? Yeah? I stopped standing.
Speaker 2: Actually, morbid for those frogs, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know that was your childhood game and the
Speaker 3: sort of mid twenties. You played the same game on
Speaker 3: a Saturday night, a crossing the street from one part
Speaker 3: of the other them playing that real life Frogger crossing
Speaker 3: the road over from the havelock every Saturday night in order.
Speaker 2: That's four lanes, so can you trigger to navigate? After sixty?
Speaker 3: I used to play thing called doodle jump? What everyone
Speaker 3: else played doodle jump before? How Good's doodle jump? By
Speaker 3: the way? Top score one hundred and two thousand. Whatever
Speaker 3: would you believe? And I'm a little bit embarrassed by this,
Speaker 3: Like the name suggests it is actually a small doodle
Speaker 3: jumping around? What, yes it is? It is? Is it not?
Speaker 3: Look it up? It's a small little doodle that jumps around.
Speaker 3: What it's its name? Doodle jumpole jump.
Speaker 2: I'm just googling it. Oh that's not a yes it
Speaker 2: is it's not a doodle.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my laugh's Alie. I believe what I
Speaker 3: want to be like.
Speaker 2: Now, that's a job.
Speaker 3: That was a joke. That's a job, a terrible job.
Speaker 3: And I would say seventy percent of it is because
Speaker 3: of news read Abby and her excellence in this field.
Speaker 3: That is the Monday Morning joke on.
Speaker 2: That it wasn't always this way, was it.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, she was quite dreadful in her delivery early on.
Speaker 2: I'm lame you guys.
Speaker 4: You just decided let's just be mean to her and
Speaker 4: just pretend she's not funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and what was born with that was you
Speaker 3: being genuinely funny.
Speaker 2: So you're welcome. You're welcome for our bullying.
Speaker 3: So fine, one joke each, let's really give us a crack.
Speaker 3: Do you mind if I kick us off this week?
Speaker 3: Ladies sting, I feel like you might be able to
Speaker 3: connect with this one, particularly ap. What's the difference between
Speaker 3: your boyfriend and a condom? We go, well, condoms have
Speaker 3: a vold. They're not so thick and insensitive anymore. It's
Speaker 3: not bad.
Speaker 2: Sorry, lad's okay, sorry, lads, okay, what do you all right?
Speaker 2: An elephant walked up to a man on a nudist
Speaker 2: beach and I presume it was Maslin's and asked, how
Speaker 2: do you eat with that? And then.
Speaker 3: You can't pick up anything.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering. Were you two born on a highway? No? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting because that's where most accidents happen.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 2: Your face, You're like, what no, I don't think so,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll check with Colleen. I thought it was
Speaker 2: Canberra Memorial Hospital.
Speaker 11: Here we are.
Speaker 2: Hey, does anyone else get anxious when they walk into
Speaker 2: a party or into a room full of people? Yes? Yes, good.
Speaker 2: Isn't that normal? I'm so pleased to hear that. So
Speaker 2: I had a Yes, I'm just going to say it.
Speaker 2: I had a fiftieth birthday. I'm in fiftieth territory, you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: well that's okay.
Speaker 3: Well that least.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get up at six am the next day and
Speaker 4: you know, go for your walking, get your Washington shut
Speaker 4: or maybe not.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So it was at the beautiful Sidewood Winery, and
Speaker 2: so it was. It was a girluble to state. But anyway,
Speaker 2: oh okay, mate. Anyway, so it's all girls, and I
Speaker 2: walk in and there's obviously we were the last to
Speaker 2: get there, so there were a few different groups established.
Speaker 2: So I walk in, see the birthday care, think birthday,
Speaker 2: and then I walk over to a separate group because
Speaker 2: I spotted a couple of old friends. And when I
Speaker 2: say old friends, like, we're talking decades old friendships here. Well,
Speaker 2: clearly you're at a fiftieth.
Speaker 3: That's a great collapse. It's very very strong app Sorry.
Speaker 2: Continue anyway, So I walk over to this group and
Speaker 2: I'm like, Brodie, give her a hug. And then I
Speaker 2: see Andrea, who lives into State, and it was all
Speaker 2: very exciting. And then I turned to someone who I
Speaker 2: didn't recognize and I went, Hi, I'm Jodie and she
Speaker 2: turned around she goes, Hi, I'm Anna, Anna Gillespie. I've
Speaker 2: been friends with Anna for twenty five years.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know it started. We knew it was going
Speaker 3: to start first.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, you know what you should be doing
Speaker 4: in each new word or crosswords.
Speaker 2: It's really good for memory retention.
Speaker 3: Then it's a dicky hip and the rest.
Speaker 2: Of the group are like, what are you? And then
Speaker 2: Andrea said to me, she said, oh the minute that
Speaker 2: you didn't recognize her, I thought this is going to
Speaker 2: go bad. In my defense, I've never seen Anna with
Speaker 2: her hair out and it was light and it was curly.
Speaker 2: I've never seen and I haven't seen a vige. Okay,
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 3: No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I know I'm a terrible human being, but I have
Speaker 2: to say that wasn't the only case of mistaken identity
Speaker 2: on the weekend, Because I jumped in an uber to
Speaker 2: go home, and the guy was George. I get George regularly.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the uber lottery works, but I
Speaker 2: always get George. George is going. How's work going, Jody?
Speaker 2: And I said, yeah, it's really good. Thanks, I'm really
Speaker 2: enjoying it. My co host is a dream Da da da,
Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, I'm really enjoying Jody and hughesy,
Speaker 2: what's going on.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about your beautiful little pet rat. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: met dog, I met dog, Sorr. I got the wrong
Speaker 3: word there.
Speaker 2: You apologize. I know that you're grieving over the loss
Speaker 2: of your dog from about six months ago. However, it
Speaker 2: doesn't entitle you to berate my dog and put poor
Speaker 2: little Sidney the toy ker bodle down.
Speaker 3: Okay, said sorry, I said here here, let me patch
Speaker 3: you on the face. Here we go. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: get out of here. Your aggressively.
Speaker 2: It is the most passive beautiful dog. In fact, if
Speaker 2: I were to criticize her at all, it's for being
Speaker 2: far too needy. Oh okay, just follows me around the house.
Speaker 3: That's what you get with tok boodles, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I know they just want attention all the time. She
Speaker 2: got attention last week. In fact, she was in so
Speaker 2: much trouble because we touched on this. She helped herself
Speaker 2: to a whole entire long block of Easter chocolate that
Speaker 2: one of the girls had left lying around, not very ulgen.
Speaker 2: And we all came home from school and work collectively
Speaker 2: to find vomit in every patch available in the home,
Speaker 2: from the kitchen to the laund room, to the couch
Speaker 2: to not one, not two, but three different beds, so
Speaker 2: we had to clean all the linen. Sid was very unwell.
Speaker 3: Sid just on the SPU circuit.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was such a thing as a
Speaker 2: SPU circuit, but if there was a dog on it,
Speaker 2: it was Sid. So Sid got banished outside and no
Speaker 2: longer is allowed to sleep in any of our beds.
Speaker 2: There's been some serious repercussions see there.
Speaker 3: The aftermath is just heavy.
Speaker 2: And I thought, surely, surely little Sid isn't the only
Speaker 2: one to get into mischief when Mum and Dad aren't home.
Speaker 2: Surely not thirteen twenty fourteen. Can we do this this morning?
Speaker 2: What did your animal get into? Doesn't have to be
Speaker 2: a dog, could be anything.
Speaker 3: Could be absolutely anything you did. Mention my unfortunate dog
Speaker 3: who's passed away just a few months ago, a little Indiana.
Speaker 3: She got into a pack of tin tams one time.
Speaker 3: She's a small dog as well, so she had about
Speaker 3: six or seven tim tams. And when we came home
Speaker 3: there was just a random tim tam on the couch.
Speaker 3: What's going on here? She's one broken in and eating
Speaker 3: some tim tams. Yeah, and she was sort of sitting
Speaker 3: next to it, and you put the tim tam up
Speaker 3: to her nose and genuinely almost ran off in a
Speaker 3: different directions.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 3: But also, Jades, I grew up in the farm. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I the dog's there, and they were proper sheep dogs.
Speaker 3: And sometimes a dog is going you say hello, and
Speaker 3: they give this big lick in the face, and it
Speaker 3: feel like you wouldn't be able to get the smell
Speaker 3: off for days straight away. You go, Ah, been into
Speaker 3: a dead sheep? Yeah, beasting on a dead sheep down
Speaker 3: the other side of a pag. Come here and just
Speaker 3: pash me.
Speaker 2: Hey this as a side note, did you like write
Speaker 2: an em you to school?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You know, I used to do. I used to
Speaker 3: work fifteen miles of school each and every day, and
Speaker 3: sometimes I'd have to step on the cow paddies just
Speaker 3: to keep the feet warm.
Speaker 2: Why were you walking when there was a perfectly good
Speaker 2: even you.
Speaker 3: In the padding. It's hard to tame some of these enemies, though.
Speaker 2: Did you ever get to school and look around and go, oh,
Speaker 2: my god, there's no one here. That's right, because no
Speaker 2: one lives in this town, that's right?
Speaker 3: Are you making fun of the fact that I went
Speaker 3: to school sixteen people in it with no one in
Speaker 3: the year above. The closest boy was two years below.
Speaker 3: Maybe that explained some social awkwardness. Who knows?
Speaker 2: Did you have a teacher or was that just like
Speaker 2: one of the rams that taught you self?
Speaker 3: Taught self taught Beckham Primary School? Beautiful? It doesn't exist
Speaker 3: as well, by the way, Oh wow, it's a myth.
Speaker 2: God did everyone just die? What happened? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure, just sort of phase out, got
Speaker 3: to the stage where not enough people were attending anyway,
Speaker 3: were stating they veer off in a different direction for
Speaker 3: my sore little childhood thirteen twenty four ten. What did
Speaker 3: your animal get into?
Speaker 2: Let's get back on track.
Speaker 3: Shall we get out of my face? There sid Thirday,
Speaker 3: twenty four teen. What did your pet get into?
Speaker 2: Let's go to cat? Good morning, Good morning. What'd your
Speaker 2: pet get into? Their cat?
Speaker 9: My husband went deer hunting one day and caught himself
Speaker 9: a deer and brought the skin home and decided it
Speaker 9: was a good idea to cover it in salt to
Speaker 9: let it dry out. But he left it on.
Speaker 10: The floor in the shed where we live, and failed
Speaker 10: to let the dog out, and he decided that it
Speaker 10: was a good idea to lick.
Speaker 9: All the salt.
Speaker 3: What was the aftermath for that?
Speaker 9: He kindly jumped up on my bed and yet vomited.
Speaker 10: Absolutely everywhere, and he was quite sick for a while.
Speaker 10: But he won't go near a deer skin, and he.
Speaker 11: Doesn't like salt.
Speaker 2: Yes, got to be careful, those salted deer skins don't
Speaker 2: andrew yes of it. Thank you so much, cat Brett.
Speaker 2: What did your dog get into?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, good morning. So I had a rock wheeler. Moms
Speaker 11: did boding. We had an ingrand swimming pool with a
Speaker 11: three thousand dollars solar blanket on it. So we went
Speaker 11: out one day and came home and she ripped the
Speaker 11: solar blanket off. The call and chewed it up.
Speaker 3: Kid Mark, skid Mark, stop every single time. So how
Speaker 3: do you how do you handle yourself in this situation?
Speaker 3: Not that Breton, what exactly do you do?
Speaker 11: Oh? I was only a kid, but dad kicked it
Speaker 11: in the gut.
Speaker 3: Well do you know what all say is that it
Speaker 3: was a different time back then, It was a different time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we definitely don't endorse that.
Speaker 3: We don't do that these days. No, thank you, And
Speaker 3: may wherever skid Mark is listening to us from and
Speaker 3: doggy heaven yep, may skid Mark continue to rip up
Speaker 3: the solar panels up and heaven exactly.
Speaker 2: Let's got a kill. Good morning, killy, good morning. What
Speaker 2: did your dog get him too? Please?
Speaker 8: He got into our air conditioning unit.
Speaker 11: And ate all the wiring.
Speaker 8: So now we have no air conditioner or heater.
Speaker 3: As the family suffers through the upcoming winter.
Speaker 2: Yes, and how expensive will that be to fix?
Speaker 10: The quote we've gotten at the moment is around fourteen grand.
Speaker 3: What sort of dog is it and what's its name?
Speaker 8: He's an American staffy gross Kelsey and his name is Carlton.
Speaker 2: Carleton is in so much trouble. Wow, Carlton sleep outside now?
Speaker 10: No, he still gets to sleep in our room.
Speaker 2: And how did the conversation go with Carlton after he
Speaker 2: chewed three recognitioning It wasn't a happy one.
Speaker 10: My husband definitely wasn't happy.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 10: But yeah, so the air can just turned off randomly
Speaker 10: one day in during the heat.
Speaker 8: Wave, and then we went outside and saw.
Speaker 10: He'd eaten all the wiring behind the unit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, Carl's actually liked in electric I know.
Speaker 2: Good point, Thank you, Keally. Kaylene, what did your dog
Speaker 2: get into? Oh? Yuck, I've just seen yuck.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 6: It was actually my friend's dog. I've been in Dawin
Speaker 6: and they've got a little sausage dog named Winston, and
Speaker 6: he got into a cane toad, which highly's topic.
Speaker 2: Okay, is Winston still with us?
Speaker 6: He's still alive. So I actually walked around with him
Speaker 6: over my shoulder like a baby for three hours, making
Speaker 6: him vomit all over me. He was like foaming it. Now,
Speaker 6: he was very unwell, but after that three hours he
Speaker 6: was starting to walk again in circles. But yeah, he's alive.
Speaker 6: And he gets into cane toads a lot, apparently, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, because they're easy target. Cane toads are everywhere.
Speaker 3: They're not very athletic, and I dare say that this
Speaker 3: little sausage dog isn't quite athletic as well, So he's
Speaker 3: like he's a free meal.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen dedication into a sausage dog like that
Speaker 2: since news read a abbey basically carried it was it
Speaker 2: tangle Tory around when she did a disk in her back?
Speaker 2: He's back? Tank?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't wouldn't tank smash a cane to do?
Speaker 2: You know what they used to do when I lived
Speaker 2: in cans.
Speaker 4: They'd walk up to their water bowl and like the
Speaker 4: cane to to be in there and flick in its
Speaker 4: foot out swimming, and Tan could like go what's that
Speaker 4: and walk off? Yeah, toy is the one that kills birds.
Speaker 4: I got home the other day and there was a
Speaker 4: bird dead in our patio area. Oh, she's got the
Speaker 4: taste of blood.
Speaker 2: Now she goes. If you're a bird and you get
Speaker 2: caught by Tory the sausage dog, do you need to
Speaker 2: have a.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Let's take one more showing Ali good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning. How are you people? Good?
Speaker 2: We're very good. Okay, that's good. You pet get.
Speaker 7: Into Yeah, look what I came home from work one
Speaker 7: night and my boyfriends ran out and said, but really quietly,
Speaker 7: really quiet, what he's eating some of the special biscuits.
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, dear, and what It was
Speaker 7: pretty sleepy to start off with for a few hours,
Speaker 7: and then he got the zoomies and stuff. Added just
Speaker 7: racing around the farmhouse and he'd run around the corner
Speaker 7: and he'd hear him slide around on the wooden floors
Speaker 7: and banging against the cupboard, and then you'd hear him
Speaker 7: up and fly back around the corner. And yeah, he
Speaker 7: did that for a while. He was a pretty cool dog.
Speaker 7: After that he just thought, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just really changed his whole perspective on everything he did.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was just yeah, he was a pretty pretty
Speaker 7: cool dog anyway. I mean he did have a cool
Speaker 7: name anyway, so he had to live.
Speaker 11: Up to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Why do you get the munchies?
Speaker 7: Well, well he did. He liked he liked his eating
Speaker 7: and on a on a buy note, it was actually
Speaker 7: an original name for a one bat. So they sort
Speaker 7: of these other things, don't they for know what I name?
Speaker 7: Who've heard that joke?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Elly, my pleasure. You have a great cake.
Speaker 3: I feel like that if I was a dog, I
Speaker 3: would want to live in Ali's household. Yeah, by day
Speaker 3: sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Fun. And also on a side note, why do you
Speaker 2: smash them doritos?
Speaker 3: Didn't he smash them?
Speaker 11: So hungry?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm so hungry? Okay, what have you been into it?
Speaker 3: Just had a cookie? Oh my gosh, not again. Good
Speaker 3: morning to everybody. Good morning to those who did well
Speaker 3: on their tips this weekend, because it was a bit
Speaker 3: of a mixed bag hard to predict.
Speaker 2: Will you sort of normally only bring this up when
Speaker 2: you've done well? So go on?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of fifty to fifty based on the weekend.
Speaker 3: So I tipped the Swans. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people tip gws in the SA Derby, but I got
Speaker 3: that one. But then I would have thought that most
Speaker 3: people would have dipped the Bulldogs. They have a hawf
Speaker 3: and Hawthorne won that one. Yeah right.
Speaker 2: It can be confusing anyway, So how many did you get?
Speaker 3: I also tippored as well, So how did you get?
Speaker 3: I think I only got four?
Speaker 2: Okay, jeez it. We took the long route to get there,
Speaker 2: but we got the end result.
Speaker 3: I check out all the tips supercoach tips dot com.
Speaker 3: Dote U selections are coming up in the Advertiser for
Speaker 3: the next round coming up on Thursday. In terms of
Speaker 3: local footage, Joes, who did you tip between the Fitzroy
Speaker 3: lines and the Elizabeth Eagles and dip six?
Speaker 2: I went to the Fitzroy lines just given the pattern for
Speaker 2: the Elizabeth Eagles over the last.
Speaker 3: Did you because I tipped the Eagles?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They were very much due for a win. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: Round one three and forty seven to seven. They lost
Speaker 3: Round two two hundred and sixty five to eleven. They
Speaker 3: lost Round three two nine six or thirteen they lost.
Speaker 3: I thought he would go the boys are on a
Speaker 3: winner here. Instead they went down five hundred and sixth
Speaker 3: to Zip's.
Speaker 2: Eighty two goals. So can you imagine being the goal umpire?
Speaker 3: I feel, oh goddage. Imagine getting tender nightis in your
Speaker 3: shoulder from making the goal signal that much and one out?
Speaker 2: Oh I was thinking about the other goal, umpire.
Speaker 3: Who's that? Yeah? He fell asleep, That's what I was
Speaker 3: thinking about. Imagine being a ford for the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 3: Oh God, well being a defender for the Fitzroy Lions.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 3: I remember back in the day we had it might
Speaker 3: have been two thousand and two thousand and eight, maybe nine.
Speaker 3: We had a game against Nord where we flogged them.
Speaker 3: And it's a bloke by the name of Dan Havelberg,
Speaker 3: very good friend of mine, one of the most beautiful
Speaker 3: people on the planet. He kicked fourteen and it was
Speaker 3: ridiculous by the end of the game. I was very
Speaker 3: very good mates with the ford for Nord because I
Speaker 3: was playing in defense. Yeah right, that's how slow.
Speaker 2: So you just got chatty.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine what it was like for the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 2: Did you say to him at that point? Do you
Speaker 2: know one day I might end up on nover And
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, you're a pean?
Speaker 3: No did I did? I'm saying I still, I said
Speaker 3: to him, I still have aspirations to make it to
Speaker 3: the AFL last he laugh