WEBVTT - Producers' Pod: Spewing Mad 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.279 Welcome to the podcast. 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:04.560 That was good. 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:06.200 That's a strong coming in heart. 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:06.800 I can probably do. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:08.799 Can we started again? Please? 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:13.320 No, you can't know and welcome to the podcast. You 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.800 can't do that to the man, even to continue to 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:16.360 have my yogurt. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.680 Well, we have to do this Podcastle's role call. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:27.720 Gen Z who Dando's here? Jerzy present, pick up present, 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:32.159 Now for the yogurt talking to yourself. Hey, everyone, Hello. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.159 You're going to eat the yogurt into the mic. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.040 That'd be very please. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.600 Mhm, sorry, it's. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:40.760 Giving everyone a chubby. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:43.199 You can't hear it. 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:50.239 Yeah, the second chubby of the morning. There was there 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.440 was there was an office fat. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:52.120 Yeah. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:55.680 We can't say any more about it, but that happened. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.440 There was an explosion. We got excited and went everywhere. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:00:59.800 It was. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.680 This is what happens when you don't see your friends 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.480 and colleagues for a few days and you see them 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.800 and for the first time in a while, and you 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:08.160 just everywhere yogurt. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:15.199 Missus, missus, people speaking every story. I think. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:21.360 Okay, So my survey break so far has not been 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:25.520 fun because a few days ago, I'm pretty certain that 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:31.320 I experienced and I'm still experiencing a bad dose of 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:38.200 food poisoning from. So you know, I don't even know 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.839 day it is anymore. So let's just work backwards from today. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:47.880 So today m hmm, today is today. Yesterday, yesterday's yesterday. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.120 That was a bad day. Day before that was a 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.920 bad day. Day before that was a bad day the 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:59.840 day before. It has came in. It came on, came 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:03.360 in hot, it came on that evening. So I'm on, 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:07.880 I'm really on day this is day four. This is 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:08.960 day four of it. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:13.200 But so you're on four bad days were still as 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:13.840 bad as they won. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:19.200 It has changed slightly. Okay, let me start from the beginning. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.440 We had a bad We had we had a meal 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.280 and actually was in work and all of us had 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.240 this meal. I just want to be very careful with 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:32.200 the names that we use because it probably can't I 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.560 don't know for certain if the food poisoning was from 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.760 this place, and if it's not defamation, YadA, YadA. So 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.280 to say, we had we had a meal in here 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.480 and that we got from an outside vendor. But everyone 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.400 had some of this meal. But as we are all 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:49.359 collectively eating it, we all said, this is ship this 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.959 is so bad. Like everyone commented, yeh can confirm. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:53.200 It was terrible. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.480 I don't think hot like a lot of us didn't 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:56.240 finish out. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.280 And yours even looked a bit green. We both and 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.600 includes it on. They're green all the time. 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.359 All the time. They were green eggs and hum green 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.639 eggs and ham. I thought that was just a poem. 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.040 And so there was yet an egg was part of 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.160 my meal. And there was one part of my of 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:16.040 my egg that was green. Now I didn't eat that pirate, 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:19.240 but I had eaten lots of the other part of 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.640 it and some of the other and accoutramns that were part. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:28.000 Of the meal, which which weren't good either was fun 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.720 because we got we've got a hash brown. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.200 Okay, just be careful. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.600 A lot of places away. I know that we got 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.280 this crunchy golden potato. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:43.040 We thing that, yes, correct, a large potato gem. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.960 Was There was too much going on in them. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:48.480 And they were it was. It was so and I 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.760 like things that are well fried. This was so well 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.520 fried that it was almost. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:54.080 You couldn't even eat it. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.840 The oil hadn't kind of pierced the actual potato. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.000 Sound like it was fried five times. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.880 Yeah, it's very upsetting on that morning because I feel 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.640 like we all needed really. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:10.120 Yeah, anxiety help us. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.880 Out exactly, So we all had some of that. Then 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:17.680 went home and I did a few id ran a 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.240 few errands on my way home. Then when I got home, 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.239 I napped for a couple of hours, and then I 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.760 don't think I actually ate until a lot later that 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:31.920 evening because Claudia, my girlfriend, was out and I had 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:36.440 some leftover dinner from the night from in the fridger 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.359 in the freezer from femites previous, something that we have 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.520 all the time that I wouldn't be that worried about. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.279 And that was the only other thing that I ate 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.120 now that that meal that I had was like a 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.760 chicken cashew thing, But like we've we've had it like 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.360 millions of times. I've also reheated it millions of times, 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.880 so I'm not that concerned. And I'm also very anal 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:00.320 about when I reheat things that I make, share the 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.880 chicken or me piping hard because I know how easy 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:07.120 it is to have bad food poisoning. Yeah, so I 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:10.440 can safely reel out that that meal that I had 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.640 that evening is not because so then the next day 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.920 comes and I'm not too bad. 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.240 Hey, maby, maybe's just. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.720 It's probably not totally essential. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:24.880 Let me just turn on your mic. 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.359 We're still learning, guys, we're still trying to figure it, 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.320 figure this out. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.200 While we're doing technical stuff. Is the sound of my mic? 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:34.360 Okay? Is it loud enough? 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:35.800 I have to hear you speaking. 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:36.240 I think. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:45.599 That was good, baby. How are you pez all right? Okay? 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.800 I'm tired, really yeah, I'm exhausted. I've still I've been 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.560 sleeping well because my daughter is still keeping me up. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.680 So it's kind of and she's been God bless her soul, 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.800 such a pain in these last few days, like being unwell. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:58.159 She's just been up all through the night. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:07.599 What did it? Everything you touch is. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:11.200 Exploding, Brodie. We haven't been like far apart from you 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:11.880 for that long. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:13.719 I'll get excited. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.839 Clearly, Hey, Moby. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.480 Mobby can't hear me because he doesn't have his headphone 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.520 to the story, and you just no, no, no, no, okay. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:31.680 So Mobi, I I'm just telling the story of where 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.200 I currently am in my health situation in terms of 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.800 I've had bad food poisoning for the past for the 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:41.360 past few days. So this all started about four or 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.320 five days ago, and I'm pretty sure the corporate is 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.960 the meal that we all had in here one morning 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.720 that we all collectively said was really bad. We don't 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:51.560 name any names. 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:56.000 On Friday morning, we all had it. I know you're 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.240 the only one who got sick. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:57.720 I know. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.560 To be fair, I did have a funny, tunny but 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:02.640 only for about one day. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:08.560 Okay, didn't you tell that egg will be fine? Right? 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:09.960 Right? Two other things? 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.880 Sorry? But I will say also we got the food. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.640 I chucked the egg from mine immediately because I don't 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:19.120 eat eggs, which is a saving grape for me. No, 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:19.679 I don't. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:20.160 Why not? 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:24.120 I don't know egg boggy boy, and I also perpetually 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.320 live in a state of a window of diarrhea. So 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:31.440 I don't know. I could just you are missing out. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:32.920 I do like eighteen eggs a week. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.520 I would have a lot of eggs. Usually if I 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.560 cooking eggs in the morning, I have ready. 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.760 Yeah about egg whites? 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:43.520 Where did us sit on egg whites? 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:43.600 Like? 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.200 I would have two eggs. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.240 Normally, and then to get more protein, I would just 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.600 add an egg ones because it's too much fast us. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.600 Wait, do you buy the egg whites in a little 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.560 corn and origins? Would you deal another egg? 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:54.400 Would just fuk af. 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.400 The ear sometimes like four, so I do two normal eggs, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.760 and then I would get to eggs and just do 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.480 the egg the e because it's too fatty. 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:09.080 Otherwise absolutely not. The only enjoyable part of the egg 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:10.880 depends on. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.520 Grambling eggs, like you don't even eat that's nice. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.760 I would never have like four fried eggs. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.840 Then I would probably be joining Pezzy. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.280 More about the loose asshole. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:28.800 I don't know. I guess I just I just have 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:30.880 a very fast metabolism, I think is what it is. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:35.120 My my wife always my wife always laughs about how 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:36.960 quickly things move through me. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.160 Did you get hit by food poisoning as well? 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:41.360 No, I don't think so. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:42.880 Who did just jazz? 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.400 But I for only for one day. But I don't 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.160 know if it was from that. But I did eat 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:49.880 my egg. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:51.319 Yeah, the whole thing. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:58.240 Okay, so maybe I just got a bad egg. There's 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.320 also bread flu going around, so I don't know. So anyway, 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:03.720 that was day one. The only thing I ate was 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.520 that meal in the morning and left over dinner at 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.920 home that was cooked well, reheated very safely, because I'm 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.560 very amy about that. The next day didn't feel too bad, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.000 went to the gym in the morning, even though it 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.560 didn't feel great. I think I felt like the effects 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.240 of like kind of two day hangover because we had 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.720 all had a big one two days prior. And then 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.440 it wasn't until Daddy that kind of afternoon that I 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:28.520 started taking a decline and just feeling not great. Oh sorry, 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:32.200 I forgot to mention on the first evening. So on 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.720 the same day that ate the meal, I thought my 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:39.320 hangover like just turned into the worst thing ever, because 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.880 I felt like normal hangover level all day, and then 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:46.280 that evening I started shivering. I started sweating. Really, I 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.120 was so I was so up and down and it 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.480 was like seven pm, and I just took a turn 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.199 and I was like, okay, this is bad. Then I 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.040 thought I was getting sick. I was like, okay, I'm 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.280 just coming down with something. Then the next day wasn't 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.960 too bad, went to the gym. Then that evening I 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.120 started getting like still with crimes, not feeling good on 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:04.760 my inside. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.280 And then excuse me, I didn't sign up to be 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.440 your agony aunt. Here chairs are we you know? 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:18.080 Like, okay, actually, just while to the bottom of this topic. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.600 Sorry, it actually does take a few days for food poisoning, 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.160 so the Friday meal makes sense. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:27.520 It e hours. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:32.120 It does it does, It takes up to. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.000 It can take me like a twenty four hour things. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.440 It can take up to two days to for you 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.560 to actually feel it, and then up to five days 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.960 or more depending on the type of food actually to go. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.679 I had food poisoning once from chicken, and I was 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.040 in hospital, like. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:46.840 Oh my god, did you get salmonella? 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:47.240 Yeah? 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:47.600 I did. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.320 Oh ship, that's what I think I have. I either 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.800 have salmonella. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.520 Or I get salmonella unless you eat chicken. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:11:01.440 Yeah, so I eat chicken. No, it doesn't know there 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:05.360 is chicken in the meal as well, although we had 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:12.160 You can't you can't elude us who it is. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.960 I'm feeling great. 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.520 See I got food poisoning. The last time I got 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.040 food poisoning was when I was single and I was 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:23.400 out on a date and no a burrito from a 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:27.440 from an unknamed place and we we had a decent date. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.080 I had a few wines, went back to hers and 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:35.079 then I. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:38.520 During during during the you have a loose as during 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:39.960 a specific act. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:45.320 This is from the mouth during I got up and 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.280 then I went to spew and I had to cover 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:52.040 my mouth as I was spewing, and did she believe 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.720 because I got up mid corters to spew, covered my 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.600 hands on the side of her bed, spewed into my 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:00.600 hands and it shot out of the like. 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.200 What's worse. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.200 She had just gotten a new kitten that was in 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.880 a cage by the side of the bed, and red 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:11.920 wine spew all over this poor cat. And then because 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.200 I had been drinking, I couldn't drive home, so she 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.120 had to look after me for the rest of the night. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.079 That was maybe one of the last dates I went 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.400 on before, and. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.120 That was Did she believe it was food? 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:22.480 No? 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:24.160 But I was still. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:34.840 Okay, this is a good tally. Actually, who here has 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.359 thrown up mid couitas thrown. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.360 Up mid Actually you know what I probably have. I 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.960 don't think I have, No, I don't think so. I'm 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.560 very strong Midas. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:47.520 Getting sick. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.200 Takes an extreme situation, all right. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.439 Already were gasping to Dallas. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:58.840 Mummy, what's the tally? 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.040 Well? 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.000 I was hoping that be a few more joining the 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.920 the yays and that tally there, But it's me, just 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:09.000 me and pairs. Apparently mine wasn't entirely my own fault, 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.560 but I was in it was there was a house 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.080 party I was in. It ended up in the back 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.240 of my car, which was the station wagon spacious, yeah, 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.200 but made the foolish mistake of leaving the keys in 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:25.000 the ignition and a couple of the lads from the party, 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.520 a couple of mates of mine, came out and saw 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.520 that there was some shenanigans going down in the in 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.600 the back of the station wagon, and so two of 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.120 them jumped in the front and started doing donuts while 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.840 we were in the back, and that just that that 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:43.640 pushed me to then throw up everywhere in my own car. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:45.960 Hang on, did they know you were in the car? Yes, 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:51.320 that's what they got steam. Yes, So they. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.440 Just did donuts with you guys. Yes, bone cruel. So 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.000 it was one of those ones with just two seats 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:57.800 at the front. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.000 And then the back seats would down and there was 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.280 like there was there was because I was planning to 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.920 sleep in the car that the back seats were down 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.240 and there was a mattress in there. But then they 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.520 jumped in the front two seats and then they're just 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.600 doing Look, it was a bit of an industrial like 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.160 kind of It was like sort of outskirts of the city. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.480 So it's like a kind of industrial area and yeah, 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.240 it was like a colder sack. So they just were 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:25.960 in the colder sack. Did that oh my god, triggered it? Nah? 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:27.280 And that was it was verom. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:28.560 They just do stuff a bit different. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.640 Was it good for a little bit though, like going 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.680 you know, around in circles at one hundred klometers an 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.240 hour while you're no, no. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.560 No, at no point it was good. It was It 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.520 was middle It was like it was very much of 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.760 what the hell is going on here? And then oh no, 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:45.440 I feel sick? 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:47.240 Your destination? 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:49.280 No? 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:54.080 For how long into the into the doughnuts? Did the 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.520 coitas continue? 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.560 Great question. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.200 I would be holding on until the end, like it 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:00.440 was a fucking gravit trying. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.560 It pretty much immediately stopped the moment people got in 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:06.640 the car and you were just you know, and you're 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.360 sort of like what is going on? 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:17.520 And you don't hurt Old Barty All right, Okay, I sick? 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:19.960 Moving on. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.040 It's been a lot, hasn't it. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.640 Yeah, I'm more only ten minutes then it's good going. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:26.680 It is good going. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.280 So anyway back to my eye. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:36.000 Where the stories, where's the worst place you've spewed on? 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.360 Like on a night out actually on a woman. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:40.160 Yeah. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.760 I actually when I used to work in a former 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.240 job where I used to travel a lot for work. 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.680 I was like a work for like an AX company 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.440 type of thing. We used to travel like a couple 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.440 of days a week. And I came back and I 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.920 felt a little bit a nervy in the stomach on 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.240 the flight, and then I was like, oh God, as 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.160 soon as I get off the plane, I'll go and 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.200 clear it all that right, And I think we'd had 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.800 been out for dinner, really rich in it before a 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.240 lot of drinks. I was like, okay, attributing it to 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:10.600 that no stress then and then as essentially as we're 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.080 flying into Melbourne, it has subsided. I'm like, oh sweet, 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.040 And they had no feeling whatsoever. I'm like, oh, it's past. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.600 I'll be able to make it home. Which was a dreadful, 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.920 dreadful mistake. So then as we arrived and then I 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.320 went to my car in that long term car park, 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:28.040 picked up my car and I only made it, oh, 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.120 just outside of the Melbourne airport, if you know, it's 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.720 like when you're coming back heading toward the city in 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:38.080 Tyler Marie. And then realized I'd made a faithful error, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.160 and I was never going to be able to make 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.440 it back to the hour, which my parents place was 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.040 on the other side of town. So then I was 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.520 resound to the fact that I was going to have 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:50.840 to pull over. But being a main highway, there is 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:55.880 obviously no rest stops anywhere, and so and time was 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.320 against me. I had to pull over on the side 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.600 of the road the highway where everyone comes to the 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.840 airport and stand and then there's not even a big 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.480 nature strip either side. It's like a fence to a 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.840 building and the road. So then I had to stand there, 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.840 drop the dacks and I just pushed up against the 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:16.000 fence because that was and then and then saw every 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.200 car on coming towards me like looking at me like 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:23.960 he's no, he's not. And then so and it took 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.359 me minutes Like it wasn't like a quick over like 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.879 it was. It would have been four or five minutes, 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:32.160 and it was probably three pm footing the other front 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:35.399 of that there ald time, you know that easy parking 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:37.840 building whatever it's like the easy park or whatever, it's 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:42.000 that one, right, And then obviously you need to tidy 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.959 up afterwards and realize that what I didn't have anything 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:47.919 on me. So I had a few tissues in my pocket, 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:51.480 which got me I would say, ten percent of the way. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:55.320 And I realized where my car was parked further, probably 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.879 ten meters from where I was huddled against the fence, 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:01.639 that I had lots of documents in my briefcas with 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:02.399 lots of paper. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.399 Just you having a briefcase is sending me. 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:11.359 And I thought, beautiful, the paper will be great. And 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.120 then so then I kind of hobbled, and I didn't 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:14.400 want to pull them back up because then you're gonna 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.080 You're gonna wear it. So I was like, you know what, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.600 I'll go without wearing it. So I'll just do the hobble. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.119 So like the half up, half down hobble across, go 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:25.240 to the briefcase, take the papers out. Turns out paper 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.919 is not a great substitute for toilet paper. They sounds 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:35.040 similar paper, yeah, because it just crumbles rather rather use 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:35.440 a suck. 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:36.280 Yeah. 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.400 Well, I was in a suit, so I didn't want 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:43.640 to take my shoes off tied. There's plenty of other materials. 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:44.680 Yeah. 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:48.520 I persisted with the paper a little hank, and to 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.040 this day now carry a roll of toilet paper in 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:52.720 my car at all time. 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:57.720 Yeah, I've gotten I've gotten sick and a lot of places. 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:01.040 I'm a sicker. I'm a farmary when and I gets 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:02.439 too much of on a lot. 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:05.560 Oh my friends are like that. But I'm I'm good. 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:06.399 You keep it together. 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:15.280 And the worst, the worst happened a couple of years ago, 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.320 not too long ago, probably like the year before moved 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:23.040 to Australia. Me and my girlfriend Claudia and two of 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.960 our couple friends went on a ski trip to the 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:30.080 French Alps. And the ski trips are great, Like you 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:32.320 get on it pretty much every night, and one of 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:34.639 the days would come back from the slopes, we've had 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:36.439 a bit of lunch, and then that evening we were 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:38.840 planning on just keeping a chill, not going out out, 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:41.000 but just doing whatever. Me and the lads went out 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:44.600