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Speaker 3: Okay, So my survey break so far has not been
Speaker 3: fun because a few days ago, I'm pretty certain that
Speaker 3: I experienced and I'm still experiencing a bad dose of
Speaker 3: food poisoning from. So you know, I don't even know
Speaker 3: day it is anymore. So let's just work backwards from today.
Speaker 3: So today m hmm, today is today. Yesterday, yesterday's yesterday.
Speaker 3: That was a bad day. Day before that was a
Speaker 3: bad day. Day before that was a bad day the
Speaker 3: day before. It has came in. It came on, came
Speaker 3: in hot, it came on that evening. So I'm on,
Speaker 3: I'm really on day this is day four. This is
Speaker 3: day four of it.
Speaker 1: But so you're on four bad days were still as
Speaker 1: bad as they won.
Speaker 3: It has changed slightly. Okay, let me start from the beginning.
Speaker 3: We had a bad We had we had a meal
Speaker 3: and actually was in work and all of us had
Speaker 3: this meal. I just want to be very careful with
Speaker 3: the names that we use because it probably can't I
Speaker 3: don't know for certain if the food poisoning was from
Speaker 3: this place, and if it's not defamation, YadA, YadA. So
Speaker 3: to say, we had we had a meal in here
Speaker 3: and that we got from an outside vendor. But everyone
Speaker 3: had some of this meal. But as we are all
Speaker 3: collectively eating it, we all said, this is ship this
Speaker 3: is so bad. Like everyone commented, yeh can confirm.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 4: I don't think hot like a lot of us didn't
Speaker 4: finish out.
Speaker 1: And yours even looked a bit green. We both and
Speaker 1: includes it on. They're green all the time.
Speaker 3: All the time. They were green eggs and hum green
Speaker 3: eggs and ham. I thought that was just a poem.
Speaker 3: And so there was yet an egg was part of
Speaker 3: my meal. And there was one part of my of
Speaker 3: my egg that was green. Now I didn't eat that pirate,
Speaker 3: but I had eaten lots of the other part of
Speaker 3: it and some of the other and accoutramns that were part.
Speaker 1: Of the meal, which which weren't good either was fun
Speaker 1: because we got we've got a hash brown.
Speaker 3: Okay, just be careful.
Speaker 1: A lot of places away. I know that we got
Speaker 1: this crunchy golden potato.
Speaker 5: We thing that, yes, correct, a large potato gem.
Speaker 4: Was There was too much going on in them.
Speaker 1: And they were it was. It was so and I
Speaker 1: like things that are well fried. This was so well
Speaker 1: fried that it was almost.
Speaker 4: You couldn't even eat it.
Speaker 1: The oil hadn't kind of pierced the actual potato.
Speaker 3: Sound like it was fried five times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very upsetting on that morning because I feel
Speaker 5: like we all needed really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anxiety help us.
Speaker 3: Out exactly, So we all had some of that. Then
Speaker 3: went home and I did a few id ran a
Speaker 3: few errands on my way home. Then when I got home,
Speaker 3: I napped for a couple of hours, and then I
Speaker 3: don't think I actually ate until a lot later that
Speaker 3: evening because Claudia, my girlfriend, was out and I had
Speaker 3: some leftover dinner from the night from in the fridger
Speaker 3: in the freezer from femites previous, something that we have
Speaker 3: all the time that I wouldn't be that worried about.
Speaker 3: And that was the only other thing that I ate
Speaker 3: now that that meal that I had was like a
Speaker 3: chicken cashew thing, But like we've we've had it like
Speaker 3: millions of times. I've also reheated it millions of times,
Speaker 3: so I'm not that concerned. And I'm also very anal
Speaker 3: about when I reheat things that I make, share the
Speaker 3: chicken or me piping hard because I know how easy
Speaker 3: it is to have bad food poisoning. Yeah, so I
Speaker 3: can safely reel out that that meal that I had
Speaker 3: that evening is not because so then the next day
Speaker 3: comes and I'm not too bad.
Speaker 4: Hey, maby, maybe's just.
Speaker 3: It's probably not totally essential.
Speaker 1: Let me just turn on your mic.
Speaker 7: We're still learning, guys, we're still trying to figure it,
Speaker 7: figure this out.
Speaker 5: While we're doing technical stuff. Is the sound of my mic?
Speaker 6: Okay? Is it loud enough?
Speaker 3: I have to hear you speaking.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 4: That was good, baby. How are you pez all right? Okay?
Speaker 5: I'm tired, really yeah, I'm exhausted. I've still I've been
Speaker 5: sleeping well because my daughter is still keeping me up.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of and she's been God bless her soul,
Speaker 5: such a pain in these last few days, like being unwell.
Speaker 5: She's just been up all through the night.
Speaker 3: What did it? Everything you touch is.
Speaker 4: Exploding, Brodie. We haven't been like far apart from you
Speaker 4: for that long.
Speaker 1: I'll get excited.
Speaker 4: Clearly, Hey, Moby.
Speaker 3: Mobby can't hear me because he doesn't have his headphone
Speaker 3: to the story, and you just no, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 3: So Mobi, I I'm just telling the story of where
Speaker 3: I currently am in my health situation in terms of
Speaker 3: I've had bad food poisoning for the past for the
Speaker 3: past few days. So this all started about four or
Speaker 3: five days ago, and I'm pretty sure the corporate is
Speaker 3: the meal that we all had in here one morning
Speaker 3: that we all collectively said was really bad. We don't
Speaker 3: name any names.
Speaker 2: On Friday morning, we all had it. I know you're
Speaker 2: the only one who got sick.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 7: To be fair, I did have a funny, tunny but
Speaker 7: only for about one day.
Speaker 2: Okay, didn't you tell that egg will be fine? Right?
Speaker 1: Right? Two other things?
Speaker 5: Sorry? But I will say also we got the food.
Speaker 5: I chucked the egg from mine immediately because I don't
Speaker 5: eat eggs, which is a saving grape for me. No,
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 7: Why not?
Speaker 5: I don't know egg boggy boy, and I also perpetually
Speaker 5: live in a state of a window of diarrhea. So
Speaker 5: I don't know. I could just you are missing out.
Speaker 5: I do like eighteen eggs a week.
Speaker 1: I would have a lot of eggs. Usually if I
Speaker 1: cooking eggs in the morning, I have ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah about egg whites?
Speaker 4: Where did us sit on egg whites?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: I would have two eggs.
Speaker 7: Normally, and then to get more protein, I would just
Speaker 7: add an egg ones because it's too much fast us.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you buy the egg whites in a little
Speaker 3: corn and origins? Would you deal another egg?
Speaker 1: Would just fuk af.
Speaker 7: The ear sometimes like four, so I do two normal eggs,
Speaker 7: and then I would get to eggs and just do
Speaker 7: the egg the e because it's too fatty.
Speaker 2: Otherwise absolutely not. The only enjoyable part of the egg
Speaker 2: depends on.
Speaker 7: Grambling eggs, like you don't even eat that's nice.
Speaker 4: I would never have like four fried eggs.
Speaker 6: Then I would probably be joining Pezzy.
Speaker 1: More about the loose asshole.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I guess I just I just have
Speaker 5: a very fast metabolism, I think is what it is.
Speaker 5: My my wife always my wife always laughs about how
Speaker 5: quickly things move through me.
Speaker 2: Did you get hit by food poisoning as well?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Who did just jazz?
Speaker 7: But I for only for one day. But I don't
Speaker 7: know if it was from that. But I did eat
Speaker 7: my egg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe I just got a bad egg. There's
Speaker 3: also bread flu going around, so I don't know. So anyway,
Speaker 3: that was day one. The only thing I ate was
Speaker 3: that meal in the morning and left over dinner at
Speaker 3: home that was cooked well, reheated very safely, because I'm
Speaker 3: very amy about that. The next day didn't feel too bad,
Speaker 3: went to the gym in the morning, even though it
Speaker 3: didn't feel great. I think I felt like the effects
Speaker 3: of like kind of two day hangover because we had
Speaker 3: all had a big one two days prior. And then
Speaker 3: it wasn't until Daddy that kind of afternoon that I
Speaker 3: started taking a decline and just feeling not great. Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: I forgot to mention on the first evening. So on
Speaker 3: the same day that ate the meal, I thought my
Speaker 3: hangover like just turned into the worst thing ever, because
Speaker 3: I felt like normal hangover level all day, and then
Speaker 3: that evening I started shivering. I started sweating. Really, I
Speaker 3: was so I was so up and down and it
Speaker 3: was like seven pm, and I just took a turn
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, this is bad. Then I
Speaker 3: thought I was getting sick. I was like, okay, I'm
Speaker 3: just coming down with something. Then the next day wasn't
Speaker 3: too bad, went to the gym. Then that evening I
Speaker 3: started getting like still with crimes, not feeling good on
Speaker 3: my inside.
Speaker 2: And then excuse me, I didn't sign up to be
Speaker 2: your agony aunt. Here chairs are we you know?
Speaker 3: Like, okay, actually, just while to the bottom of this topic.
Speaker 7: Sorry, it actually does take a few days for food poisoning,
Speaker 7: so the Friday meal makes sense.
Speaker 4: It e hours.
Speaker 7: It does it does, It takes up to.
Speaker 2: It can take me like a twenty four hour things.
Speaker 3: It can take up to two days to for you
Speaker 3: to actually feel it, and then up to five days
Speaker 3: or more depending on the type of food actually to go.
Speaker 7: I had food poisoning once from chicken, and I was
Speaker 7: in hospital, like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you get salmonella?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: Oh ship, that's what I think I have. I either
Speaker 3: have salmonella.
Speaker 2: Or I get salmonella unless you eat chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I eat chicken. No, it doesn't know there
Speaker 3: is chicken in the meal as well, although we had
Speaker 3: You can't you can't elude us who it is.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling great.
Speaker 5: See I got food poisoning. The last time I got
Speaker 5: food poisoning was when I was single and I was
Speaker 5: out on a date and no a burrito from a
Speaker 5: from an unknamed place and we we had a decent date.
Speaker 5: I had a few wines, went back to hers and
Speaker 5: then I.
Speaker 1: During during during the you have a loose as during
Speaker 1: a specific act.
Speaker 5: This is from the mouth during I got up and
Speaker 5: then I went to spew and I had to cover
Speaker 5: my mouth as I was spewing, and did she believe
Speaker 5: because I got up mid corters to spew, covered my
Speaker 5: hands on the side of her bed, spewed into my
Speaker 5: hands and it shot out of the like.
Speaker 2: What's worse.
Speaker 5: She had just gotten a new kitten that was in
Speaker 5: a cage by the side of the bed, and red
Speaker 5: wine spew all over this poor cat. And then because
Speaker 5: I had been drinking, I couldn't drive home, so she
Speaker 5: had to look after me for the rest of the night.
Speaker 5: That was maybe one of the last dates I went
Speaker 5: on before, and.
Speaker 2: That was Did she believe it was food?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: But I was still.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a good tally. Actually, who here has
Speaker 2: thrown up mid couitas thrown.
Speaker 4: Up mid Actually you know what I probably have. I
Speaker 4: don't think I have, No, I don't think so. I'm
Speaker 4: very strong Midas.
Speaker 3: Getting sick.
Speaker 2: Takes an extreme situation, all right.
Speaker 3: Already were gasping to Dallas.
Speaker 4: Mummy, what's the tally?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I was hoping that be a few more joining the
Speaker 2: the yays and that tally there, But it's me, just
Speaker 2: me and pairs. Apparently mine wasn't entirely my own fault,
Speaker 2: but I was in it was there was a house
Speaker 2: party I was in. It ended up in the back
Speaker 2: of my car, which was the station wagon spacious, yeah,
Speaker 2: but made the foolish mistake of leaving the keys in
Speaker 2: the ignition and a couple of the lads from the party,
Speaker 2: a couple of mates of mine, came out and saw
Speaker 2: that there was some shenanigans going down in the in
Speaker 2: the back of the station wagon, and so two of
Speaker 2: them jumped in the front and started doing donuts while
Speaker 2: we were in the back, and that just that that
Speaker 2: pushed me to then throw up everywhere in my own car.
Speaker 3: Hang on, did they know you were in the car? Yes,
Speaker 3: that's what they got steam. Yes, So they.
Speaker 1: Just did donuts with you guys. Yes, bone cruel. So
Speaker 1: it was one of those ones with just two seats
Speaker 1: at the front.
Speaker 2: And then the back seats would down and there was
Speaker 2: like there was there was because I was planning to
Speaker 2: sleep in the car that the back seats were down
Speaker 2: and there was a mattress in there. But then they
Speaker 2: jumped in the front two seats and then they're just
Speaker 2: doing Look, it was a bit of an industrial like
Speaker 2: kind of It was like sort of outskirts of the city.
Speaker 2: So it's like a kind of industrial area and yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a colder sack. So they just were
Speaker 2: in the colder sack. Did that oh my god, triggered it? Nah?
Speaker 2: And that was it was verom.
Speaker 1: They just do stuff a bit different.
Speaker 5: Was it good for a little bit though, like going
Speaker 5: you know, around in circles at one hundred klometers an
Speaker 5: hour while you're no, no.
Speaker 2: No, at no point it was good. It was It
Speaker 2: was middle It was like it was very much of
Speaker 2: what the hell is going on here? And then oh no,
Speaker 2: I feel sick?
Speaker 1: Your destination?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: For how long into the into the doughnuts? Did the
Speaker 3: coitas continue?
Speaker 1: Great question.
Speaker 5: I would be holding on until the end, like it
Speaker 5: was a fucking gravit trying.
Speaker 2: It pretty much immediately stopped the moment people got in
Speaker 2: the car and you were just you know, and you're
Speaker 2: sort of like what is going on?
Speaker 7: And you don't hurt Old Barty All right, Okay, I sick?
Speaker 4: Moving on.
Speaker 1: It's been a lot, hasn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm more only ten minutes then it's good going.
Speaker 1: It is good going.
Speaker 3: So anyway back to my eye.
Speaker 7: Where the stories, where's the worst place you've spewed on?
Speaker 1: Like on a night out actually on a woman.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually when I used to work in a former
Speaker 1: job where I used to travel a lot for work.
Speaker 1: I was like a work for like an AX company
Speaker 1: type of thing. We used to travel like a couple
Speaker 1: of days a week. And I came back and I
Speaker 1: felt a little bit a nervy in the stomach on
Speaker 1: the flight, and then I was like, oh God, as
Speaker 1: soon as I get off the plane, I'll go and
Speaker 1: clear it all that right, And I think we'd had
Speaker 1: been out for dinner, really rich in it before a
Speaker 1: lot of drinks. I was like, okay, attributing it to
Speaker 1: that no stress then and then as essentially as we're
Speaker 1: flying into Melbourne, it has subsided. I'm like, oh sweet,
Speaker 1: And they had no feeling whatsoever. I'm like, oh, it's past.
Speaker 1: I'll be able to make it home. Which was a dreadful,
Speaker 1: dreadful mistake. So then as we arrived and then I
Speaker 1: went to my car in that long term car park,
Speaker 1: picked up my car and I only made it, oh,
Speaker 1: just outside of the Melbourne airport, if you know, it's
Speaker 1: like when you're coming back heading toward the city in
Speaker 1: Tyler Marie. And then realized I'd made a faithful error,
Speaker 1: and I was never going to be able to make
Speaker 1: it back to the hour, which my parents place was
Speaker 1: on the other side of town. So then I was
Speaker 1: resound to the fact that I was going to have
Speaker 1: to pull over. But being a main highway, there is
Speaker 1: obviously no rest stops anywhere, and so and time was
Speaker 1: against me. I had to pull over on the side
Speaker 1: of the road the highway where everyone comes to the
Speaker 1: airport and stand and then there's not even a big
Speaker 1: nature strip either side. It's like a fence to a
Speaker 1: building and the road. So then I had to stand there,
Speaker 1: drop the dacks and I just pushed up against the
Speaker 1: fence because that was and then and then saw every
Speaker 1: car on coming towards me like looking at me like
Speaker 1: he's no, he's not. And then so and it took
Speaker 1: me minutes Like it wasn't like a quick over like
Speaker 1: it was. It would have been four or five minutes,
Speaker 1: and it was probably three pm footing the other front
Speaker 1: of that there ald time, you know that easy parking
Speaker 1: building whatever it's like the easy park or whatever, it's
Speaker 1: that one, right, And then obviously you need to tidy
Speaker 1: up afterwards and realize that what I didn't have anything
Speaker 1: on me. So I had a few tissues in my pocket,
Speaker 1: which got me I would say, ten percent of the way.
Speaker 1: And I realized where my car was parked further, probably
Speaker 1: ten meters from where I was huddled against the fence,
Speaker 1: that I had lots of documents in my briefcas with
Speaker 1: lots of paper.
Speaker 3: Just you having a briefcase is sending me.
Speaker 1: And I thought, beautiful, the paper will be great. And
Speaker 1: then so then I kind of hobbled, and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to pull them back up because then you're gonna
Speaker 1: You're gonna wear it. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll go without wearing it. So I'll just do the hobble.
Speaker 1: So like the half up, half down hobble across, go
Speaker 1: to the briefcase, take the papers out. Turns out paper
Speaker 1: is not a great substitute for toilet paper. They sounds
Speaker 1: similar paper, yeah, because it just crumbles rather rather use
Speaker 1: a suck.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I was in a suit, so I didn't want
Speaker 1: to take my shoes off tied. There's plenty of other materials.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I persisted with the paper a little hank, and to
Speaker 1: this day now carry a roll of toilet paper in
Speaker 1: my car at all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotten I've gotten sick and a lot of places.
Speaker 3: I'm a sicker. I'm a farmary when and I gets
Speaker 3: too much of on a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh my friends are like that. But I'm I'm good.
Speaker 5: You keep it together.
Speaker 3: And the worst, the worst happened a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: not too long ago, probably like the year before moved
Speaker 3: to Australia. Me and my girlfriend Claudia and two of
Speaker 3: our couple friends went on a ski trip to the
Speaker 3: French Alps. And the ski trips are great, Like you
Speaker 3: get on it pretty much every night, and one of
Speaker 3: the days would come back from the slopes, we've had
Speaker 3: a bit of lunch, and then that evening we were
Speaker 3: planning on just keeping a chill, not going out out,
Speaker 3: but just doing whatever. Me and the lads went out
Speaker 3: for a couple of like dinnertime beers, like we were
Speaker 3: still in our the like thermal gear, you were under
Speaker 3: your snow gear, like that's how much of ant, like
Speaker 3: a casual thing this was. We ended up getting on
Speaker 3: it and not coming home that night. So we'd literally
Speaker 3: stayed out from six pm to probably like three in
Speaker 3: the morning and gotten absolutely road off on the way home.
Speaker 3: We got some food. I had a pad tie and
Speaker 3: got home and I be honest, it's almost it's just
Speaker 3: a food with me. And we all got into it,
Speaker 3: went to our separate bedrooms with our respective partners, and
Speaker 3: I woke up in the middle of the night needing
Speaker 3: to spew. And I knew in that moment that I
Speaker 3: wasn't going to have enough time to get to the
Speaker 3: bathroom or get to anywhere safe. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: in my drunk state, what can I do to minimize
Speaker 3: the damage here? So I rolled over to my right
Speaker 3: where the bedside locker was, and I was like, perfect,
Speaker 3: And I opened the drawer in the bedside locker, and
Speaker 3: I was like, if it goes in here, it's not
Speaker 3: going to go all over the floor exactly. So I
Speaker 3: opened I opened the drawer. I opened the drawer and
Speaker 3: spewed in the drawer, and naturally, like Claudie gets up
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 7: Are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm a good side.
Speaker 6: It's fine.
Speaker 3: And in that moment, I'd also have forgotten that I
Speaker 3: was using the bedside locker and in the drawer was
Speaker 3: my phone, my wallet, my Apple watch, all my important
Speaker 3: my passport and then I obviously like I didn't do
Speaker 3: it as good a job as I thought I did
Speaker 3: getting it all in there, so it still went on
Speaker 3: the wall to bed at the floor, and then in
Speaker 3: that state, I was also like, I'll clean it up.
Speaker 1: I'll clean it up.
Speaker 3: So meanwhile half the room is covered in vomb Claudie
Speaker 3: is giving out to me naturally, I'm like, i'll clean it,
Speaker 3: I'll clean it up. So I like jumped out of bed,
Speaker 3: picked up the bedside locker and tried to carry it
Speaker 3: to the bed to the bathroom to start cleaning it,
Speaker 3: like emptied out all my belongings. Trying to wipe up
Speaker 3: the sick. Didn't do a good job, because I went
Speaker 3: back to bed and woke up the next morning there
Speaker 3: was still everywhere, and then I had to then finish
Speaker 3: the job. And then my saving grace, well what I
Speaker 3: thought was my saving grace the next day was like
Speaker 3: the justification of me pulling out open the drawer and
Speaker 3: getting sick into being like if I didn't do that,
Speaker 3: it would have been way worse, and Claudie was like, well,
Speaker 3: number one, it was still as bad because he didn't
Speaker 3: get it all in there. And second of all, you
Speaker 3: didn't pull it open. It was just open because you
Speaker 3: didn't close it when you put you came in, so
Speaker 3: it was just there. That wasn't a bright idea that
Speaker 3: you had.
Speaker 5: I have a vision in my head of you and
Speaker 5: the bedside table in the shower having a shame shower.
Speaker 3: I've pretty much.
Speaker 6: I've got a good one. I got two good ones.
Speaker 7: So I'm not usually a vomber, like during the night.
Speaker 7: It's usually the next day that gets me because I've
Speaker 7: just drank too much. So this one time, I was
Speaker 7: like in Cans, so like you have to drive an
Speaker 7: hour to get to the place anyway.
Speaker 4: So it was the next day and I had to
Speaker 4: go to work usually classic.
Speaker 7: And to get from Cans to Port it's like a
Speaker 7: windy highway road. And my brother was driving my car
Speaker 7: back because I was I couldn't drive, and I was like,
Speaker 7: like I'm going to be really sick, like can you
Speaker 7: please pull over? And he just he was so mad
Speaker 7: at me for being so hungover.
Speaker 4: And he didn't pull over.
Speaker 7: So I had to spew out of the car window.
Speaker 7: And it's in my car and my friend was in
Speaker 7: the back.
Speaker 3: And the windows.
Speaker 4: Disgusting, and it was my car as well.
Speaker 1: Because it does the project force of going forward just
Speaker 1: brings it straight back in the window, which makes no sense.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I don't know why it does.
Speaker 2: The window behind is open though, Yeah, it all.
Speaker 1: Goes in there.
Speaker 2: It's the one hit with that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was in the back seat and it was a long.
Speaker 3: Are you ride in the back with Ali in the front?
Speaker 2: It was case but there was a blue, blue cheese
Speaker 2: cheese burger. It was one of the worst things.
Speaker 6: Was just like bile and like tequila and well.
Speaker 3: That's bad on your brother, and not pulling over.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm literally going to spew and he's
Speaker 4: that I don't care.
Speaker 2: That's more on him. That's more on him than you.
Speaker 3: Happened to me in a taxi before as well. I
Speaker 3: was like, I think I think I said I don't
Speaker 3: feel well, going to get sick, and he didn't really
Speaker 3: respond and it was coming and I tried to open
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 2: And you think the taxis would be bitter with that,
Speaker 2: because they're the ones who are going to have to
Speaker 2: deal with the ripercussions if they don't understand.
Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't, but I do remember I'd like to
Speaker 3: didn't tell. But what I did try to do. We
Speaker 3: were we were started traffic lights. Well I tried to
Speaker 3: open the door and and like you know, lean out
Speaker 3: in one fell swoop and get sick. But the door
Speaker 3: is locked. So I went pulled the handle. Nothing happened,
Speaker 3: and it just got sick on the door. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, bro, you why did you
Speaker 3: lock me in?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's pretty bad for him. He's just going to get
Speaker 3: on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I still pay the money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you do have to pay a lot of
Speaker 6: you in the Uber or a taxi.
Speaker 2: That's pretty and your rating takes a hit too.
Speaker 1: Actually that might feel so much better now do and
Speaker 1: say thanks for that and then charge one hundred. But
Speaker 1: no worries at all, even so much?
Speaker 2: What is everybody's Uber rating? That's a curious I feel like,
Speaker 2: I guess I feel like that really that that sort
Speaker 2: of reveals a lot about a person.
Speaker 4: Can we see who's the worst and who's the best.
Speaker 1: The belief if you're close to five, I don't trust you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like someone that's really in the mid through.
Speaker 2: That also means that you've never let someone else, because
Speaker 2: you know, occasionally do you guys have let like put
Speaker 2: someone in an uber on your uber. Very occasionally you
Speaker 2: got to send someone home.
Speaker 7: No, I'm going to blame it all on me if
Speaker 7: it's bad, how do we actually Oh yeah, that can.
Speaker 3: Who do you reckon? Is going to have the best
Speaker 3: and worst?
Speaker 1: The worst?
Speaker 3: I reckon? Yeah, I reckon the worst, the best?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Perry the best?
Speaker 1: And yeah, all right, let's go around. Let's start with Moby.
Speaker 2: I'm rocking a solid four point eight one.
Speaker 4: To go last.
Speaker 1: No, we're going around clockwise.
Speaker 4: Four point seven seven.
Speaker 1: You've had a few people mark you down, though, you're
Speaker 1: starting to get down their paroldo four point seven to three.
Speaker 3: I am four point seven seven.
Speaker 2: Tired.
Speaker 1: I'm a four point six five.
Speaker 3: Perry is the worst. I would love to see.
Speaker 2: Basic numbers.
Speaker 4: Friend, I'm not the worst.
Speaker 1: I would love to I would love to see I
Speaker 1: would love to see all the reviews all And why
Speaker 1: why I reckon?
Speaker 5: It's because a couple of times I've been quite confrontational
Speaker 5: about the directions they've been driving.
Speaker 2: Some backseat drive.
Speaker 5: I haven't done any vomiting or any like real trunk nights,
Speaker 5: and but it's been a lot of like it's probably
Speaker 5: my wife being fucking mouthing.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I.
Speaker 4: Think it's because I cancel a lot of mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get a bit.
Speaker 7: I get a bit because when I'm when you're a
Speaker 7: girl by yourself, and like, if you're going home late
Speaker 7: at night or whatever, you've you've got to be careful, and.
Speaker 4: Yeah you do, and I cancel a lot of them.
Speaker 4: So that's probably why.
Speaker 7: But I'm just going to say that's my reason why
Speaker 7: mine ship because I'm very good when I'm drunk.
Speaker 4: I can have a good chat.
Speaker 2: I mean, none of them are that bad. Getting getting
Speaker 2: a little bit further down, but I'd.
Speaker 1: Say mine's been on the on the up certainly of
Speaker 1: the last couple of years, have been a bit more reserved,
Speaker 1: a little more mature. But the boys are used absolutely
Speaker 1: rageous in particularly if you're getting one uber from one
Speaker 1: place or another and the next destination is where you
Speaker 1: really want to be. Oh, that uber is absolutely going
Speaker 1: off a shop, just shaking from side to side. And yeah,
Speaker 1: the drivers don't necessarily appreciate that.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure some might.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, yeah, I'm sure sure a lot do. Who
Speaker 1: I think we're up to a fun fact? Whose fun
Speaker 1: fact are we doing this week?
Speaker 4: I haven't done mine.
Speaker 3: He led with some pretty soft key last week, So
Speaker 3: should we save it for the next one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, save it for the next one.
Speaker 1: And we'll all promise that next Thursday's podcast will be
Speaker 1: slightly higher end and less in the gunner. Should we
Speaker 1: all agree?
Speaker 6: No, let's.
Speaker 4: Okay. Cool.
Speaker 3: That'll be your while