Speaker 1: I have a little story about that's your song. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you next Chrissy's cliche. I'm going to get into a
Speaker 1: full Oscars rap, a post rap. But first seed that song,
Speaker 1: Oh year was it?
Speaker 2: I'm going to guess two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's before that because when my No, that's
Speaker 1: not it anyway. No, it's before that because you know,
Speaker 1: on Friday night I hosted dinner and it was with
Speaker 1: my ex that I broke up with in two thousand,
Speaker 1: so it's before that. Anyway, it must have made okay, well,
Speaker 1: that's odd because maybe we broke up later than I thought. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we He was like, you always hated that song, and
Speaker 1: I said yeah, because you know, it was jealous. Nobody
Speaker 1: was ever gonna say, you know, don't you wish you
Speaker 1: was hot? Like mad? I didn't like it. Anyway. Leo
Speaker 1: came home really late from his from his social event,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wasn't mad at all. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, he's home.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: So he walks in and then someone said I need
Speaker 1: to even are you gonna be mad? I said no,
Speaker 1: and then why would I be. It's his house, he's
Speaker 1: coming home. Yeah, And I said, someone said, oh, you're
Speaker 1: a cool mom, and then I broke out into don't
Speaker 1: you wish your mama was cool? Lack me?
Speaker 2: Don't you show don'cha me?
Speaker 1: I mean, we could talk about Nicole Schulzinger for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: but we must do a full recap of the oscars. Yes,
Speaker 1: now to me more did not win the Oscar. I mean,
Speaker 1: we can't be too sad. She won the other two
Speaker 1: awards and she's done well and done, and she's delivered
Speaker 1: some incredible speeches that no one will forget. But I
Speaker 1: would have liked it to get the Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still feel flat for her. I think she
Speaker 2: secretly would have been quite flat.
Speaker 1: I think so too, because it feels like, oh, when
Speaker 1: am I going to get an opportunity again?
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: When Mikey Madison won it for Anora, a lip reader
Speaker 1: could make out that DEMI said, nice.
Speaker 2: Nice, that's something you say when you're not feeling great,
Speaker 2: but you know you've got to be positive. Amazing. Congratulations
Speaker 2: is what you'd yell out if you were.
Speaker 1: There's been sort of two heartbreaking loss footages this year
Speaker 1: with billy shopping and then to me more, I can't
Speaker 1: stand it. Speaking of not being able to stand, Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenna is being slammed because when she was introduced to
Speaker 1: Elton John, she didn't stand up. And apparently you've got
Speaker 1: to stand up. I mean, you should stand up anyway
Speaker 1: when you're introduced to anybody, but apparently, especially because he's
Speaker 1: a sur.
Speaker 2: That makes me sort of even happier. She did stand
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: She she wouldn't really understand, would she.
Speaker 2: She's very young, and she's they're very American, like they're
Speaker 2: not across all of that. Noah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also if you see the vision, she's sitting down.
Speaker 2: Timothy Chalomaye is sort of crouching, and then Elton standing.
Speaker 2: Elton's basically sitting down anyway the way he's leaning over.
Speaker 1: And also her feet would have been so sore, like
Speaker 1: you just don't stand for anybody, even Sir Elton. Speaking
Speaker 1: of Elton, he had an after party and Chapel Roan
Speaker 1: and he took to the stage. Now you can hear
Speaker 1: Elton singing barely, and he is. If you see the footage,
Speaker 1: he's staring at her mouth like what's the next word?
Speaker 2: I mean, the audio engineer did everyone a favor there
Speaker 2: by having his mic quite low.
Speaker 1: Yes, agreed and did everybody a favor when he turned
Speaker 1: up the vocals on Chaperone singing Elton's massive hit Your
Speaker 1: song is as Verizon. Boys like you just don't. You
Speaker 1: don't want it to start.
Speaker 2: Apparently, tickets to that after party even if you were
Speaker 2: invited with fifteen thousand dollars? What?
Speaker 1: Why? Who's making that?
Speaker 2: I feel like it would probably go to a charity
Speaker 2: that Elton's organized. But like the likes of Kathy Hilton,
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton, everyone that attended had to buy a ticket.
Speaker 1: That seems a little bit mean. Never Tony Jones, the
Speaker 1: sports reporter, charge everybody twenty dollars in their head for
Speaker 1: a pizza. Pizza and I it's the same sort of thing.
Speaker 2: It's for the AIDS Foundation.
Speaker 1: Oh all, and that makes sense? Now I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just googled that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about. Yeah, he's big on that actually now. Fashion,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian wore a white Valenciaga ball gown. Everyone's trashing
Speaker 1: her for it. I think it is gorgeous and I
Speaker 1: feel like just anything she does people are going to
Speaker 1: go don't agree.
Speaker 2: Let's leave her alone. I don't know how you could
Speaker 2: fault that. I get that people are saying it's bridal,
Speaker 2: but who.
Speaker 1: Cares what it's the oscars like the rules are out
Speaker 1: of the you know, thrown out the window. It does
Speaker 1: look a little bit like a tissue that Leo's forgotten
Speaker 1: to take it out of his school trips, shorts that
Speaker 1: I have to take out of the washing machine. Zoe
Speaker 1: Kravitz had a bum out. I'm sick of that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that game. We get it, Yanker Sen,
Speaker 2: sorry did it at the Grammys. We don't need to
Speaker 2: see everyone new.
Speaker 1: It's just no thank you. And Julia Fox wore the
Speaker 1: most revolting dress I've ever seen. It was like clear
Speaker 1: mesh with a human hair applicuet. It looks like when
Speaker 1: you pull on a little bit of a hair in
Speaker 1: your shower and a whole big s a ferret tale
Speaker 1: comes out. It's disgusting. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show. But Barlay Carl, what about.
Speaker 2: That Chrissy's clickbait?
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people wouldn't have even known
Speaker 1: that Dolly Parton was married.
Speaker 2: I didn't really, She's never really spoken about him in
Speaker 2: interviews that I've seen or that I've read.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she was married in nineteen sixty six to
Speaker 1: her husband, Karl, and he has just passed away. They
Speaker 1: were together for sixty years. Really essentially, they met in six,
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty four and married in nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 2: My favorite tidbit I've read Swan isn't they outside the
Speaker 2: wishy washy laundromat the day she moved to Nashville at
Speaker 2: eighteen the day?
Speaker 1: So she wasn't She wasn't even Dolly Parton when they met.
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? You know, it's incredible. So he was
Speaker 1: there right from literally the first day of her career.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like famously shy, not shy as in,
Speaker 1: you know, personality wise, did not like the limelight. I
Speaker 1: can't to do any of.
Speaker 2: That, So just let her do her thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she spoke about him, you know, when it
Speaker 1: would come up. It's not that she denied his existence.
Speaker 1: So sad, So she posted on Instagram or someone did
Speaker 1: for or I assume Carl and I spent many wonderful
Speaker 1: years together. Words can't do justice to the love we
Speaker 1: shared for over sixty years. Can you imagine sixty years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be I can't imagine putting yourself
Speaker 2: in someone's shoes without that person.
Speaker 1: Now, I know, like that's really roughs, really rough.
Speaker 2: She's got a lot of beautiful people and friends around her.
Speaker 2: But I'm sure we'll rally around it.
Speaker 1: But how sad? Did you know that she wrote this
Speaker 1: song that Whitney Houston made famous.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, and I had no idea that
Speaker 2: there's even a version of her singing it until you
Speaker 2: told me this afternoon funny.
Speaker 1: I just thought everyone would know that. No, and Whitney
Speaker 1: Houston does a better version. As much as I love Dolly,
Speaker 1: Glad you said it and even Dolly says it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah absolutely. Hey look sad. More sad news for people
Speaker 1: that love working from home. What Peter Dutton has said
Speaker 1: that if he gets in, there's going to be absolutely
Speaker 1: not one minute of it anymore. Everyone's back at the
Speaker 1: office working nat too fat.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a.
Speaker 1: Weird situation for me. I cannot I can't have an
Speaker 1: opinion on it because I've never worked from home radio.
Speaker 1: We're still to come into the studio. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's like. I don't know the pros, I
Speaker 1: don't know the cons. I don't know. I mean my
Speaker 1: sort of suspicion is that I would not be able
Speaker 1: to do it. I would not be able to work
Speaker 1: a normal job from home.
Speaker 2: The distractions of being home would definitely take over, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I've just got to do
Speaker 1: the dishwasher, and then I'll look at this brief or
Speaker 1: and then that would be I've got to clear that
Speaker 1: pile of washing. I just I would never be able to.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I disme lid to people that can
Speaker 1: do it, But when I'm at home, I find it
Speaker 1: really hard to do anything that's not about the kids
Speaker 1: and the house.
Speaker 2: Yes, career really hard to do. List is in front
Speaker 2: of you. Yeah, I think it's a good thing. I
Speaker 2: think where it's twenty twenty five, it's time to get
Speaker 2: back in the office. I'm not sure if it's coming
Speaker 2: from a place of jealousy because we don't work from home,
Speaker 2: but no, it's not. I love coming into work. I
Speaker 2: think it's really important for your mind to separate work
Speaker 2: and home. I do too able to go home and
Speaker 2: be that that had that as a place of solitude
Speaker 2: and relaxation. I also think like there's three hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty five thousand people that will be ordered back to
Speaker 2: the office. You know a lot of those are taxpayer
Speaker 2: funded job.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well thanks to in the office you guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you Steve for wang in. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about it tomorrow. I want to hear some different
Speaker 1: opinions about the end of work from home. People that
Speaker 1: are really sad about it, people that are sad about
Speaker 1: it because they really haven't done anything for the last
Speaker 1: four or five minutes and got away with it. Like
Speaker 1: I want like a moratorium.
Speaker 2: Let's do it some honesty about it. Yeah, Hey, Ricky, Lead,
Speaker 2: Tim and Joel are up next. Shout out to everyone
Speaker 2: in Melbourne that is going to Billie Eilish's first Melbourne show.
Speaker 1: Why do you Jack?
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I will see you here at two
Speaker 2: pm tomorrow.
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