WEBVTT - Jodie's Holiday Confrontation 🏖️ 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.760 We got get you the morning every day, Adelaides. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:11.520 Let's talk scumbag moves this morning, and I will argue 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:15.120 to you, Andrew Hayes, there is no bigger scumbag move 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.360 than reserving pool chairs. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:20.320 That's right, That's very, very true. There's two things about that. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.439 You're so right by the way, you're so right, and 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.120 also you launched into this. Let's talk scumbags, and you're 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:27.160 looking into my soul for a second. I thought you 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:28.400 about to launch onto me. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.360 Where do you think I got the inspiration? So we 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.000 were on holidays. We were staying at a hotel. It's 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:39.199 a big hotel, right, and fairly sizeable pool, but not 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.760 enough lounge chairs by the pool. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:43.279 I'm real estate too, right. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.440 I'm telling you any given time, you could walk down 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.440 to this pool with your entire family. And let me 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.800 tell you, when you get the kids ready to go 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.040 to the pool, it's not an easy process. There's a sunscreening. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.000 You guys got your hats, I mean, and you hate 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.800 yourself by the end of it. So by the time 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:58.760 you already wound up by the time you've got to 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.040 the pool on your holiday, and you need to relax 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.320 and calm down. So how do you think it feels 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.760 when you get to said pool and there are no 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:06.640 lounge chairs? 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.600 Awful? It feels awful. 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:11.839 Awful as in because everyone's already there. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.000 So what happened on this particular occasion was I'd had 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:17.759 enough of walking around the pool and not being able 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.160 to find a lounge chair. So I was like, in 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.920 my mind, I'm going down early, oddie family, We're getting ready. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:23.760 We're going down to the pool at eight o'clock in the. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.200 Morning, little sun's up, We're up. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.800 I know you want to be at the buffet, don't care. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.280 I know there's a chocolate fountain at the said buffet. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.040 Don't give a shit. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.400 Prime real estate more important. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:32.160 Yep, exactly right. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.960 Shut up your whole day foundation. What you do in 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:35.560 the morning sets up the whole day. Get up early, 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.119 get that town on the beach chair. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:37.399 Yep. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:37.920 So true. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.520 So we get down to the pool and I've taken 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.559 a bullet for the team. I'm like, I'll go down first. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.199 I'll make sure the family's sorted. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:45.240 Lead by example. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:45.560 Yep. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:52.040 So can you imagine my absolute disdain and anger when 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.760 I get down to the bull at eight o'clock in 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:54.240 the morning. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:02:05.840 Front row by the pool, some that Sting had already 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.959 laid out towels on six I repeat six. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:17.000 The front roach chairs on the Gold Coast at the pool. 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:18.880 No, you can't six of them. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.359 And then and then they think they're being smart they 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.680 grab one croc right and put one croc on. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:25.519 Every second chair. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.600 So it's like, hey, we're definitely here and we're definitely 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:31.519 in the pool because Mike Crop with my gibbets is 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:32.720 on every second chair. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.079 Well, firstly, full respect to the Gibbets, Yeah, that's an 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.600 absolute fashion must have this summer. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:40.800 But second that's that's disgrace. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.240 So I am in the second row. 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:47.160 And you know me, You know me well enough to 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:52.000 know that I don't like i'must things in life. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.919 And I don't like unfair things in life. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.919 You're not good sometimes in situation like this of keeping 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.519 those feelings inside myself. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:00.600 Yeah, I get it. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:05.120 So I spent probably the whole two and a half 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:11.560 hours until they this family finally arrived, sitting there seating. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.720 I was just seating. I was so angry. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:18.640 Because it's so selfish and so entitled to think my 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.520 family is more important than And in the meantime, there 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.480 were probably fifteen families that all walked in looking for 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.400 a chair and there were none because this family had 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.839 reserved the front. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.320 Right that family that brought him, poor little Jimmy, and 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.400 he was so exhausted he just needed a seat, but 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.920 it was reserved, so we ead to stand up and supper. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:37.720 I'm not even joking. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:41.040 There was a guy lying on like the tiles next 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:43.440 to the pool because there were no chairs, so instead 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.760 of having a sun lounge, this poor guy is like 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.240 literally on the concrete. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:55.320 And guess what producer for like he died that does 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.680 obnoxious behavior? So tell us what did you say? So 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.240 I got to be honest here, my. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.240 Karen on first, and I went to the pool attendant, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.840 whose job it was to walk around and make sure 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.200 people didn't engage in this behavior. And I said, mate, 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.040 that's two and a half hours, no one's been there. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:09.560 I think you said, excuse me. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.440 And so as I was complaining to the pool attendant, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.800 this woman arrived, didn't arrive with a family, just arrived 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.239 by herself to have a little lounge by the pool 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:22.800 because she was a relaxed in her purple bikini. And 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.560 so the guy wandered over and he's like, hey, do you. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.560 I just said, just ask her if she needs the 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.560 whole I was so gialused by then. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.400 I was like, ask her if she needs the whole row? 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:32.000 Ask her that. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.680 And he walks over and he goes, do you need 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.520 the whole row? And she obnoxiously turned around and. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:39.599 Went, yes, yes I do. About that time. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:44.000 Enough, so I gathered all my things and I made 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.599 a point of walking over to a group of teenage 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.320 girls who didn't have a chair. I said, girls, we're leaving, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.480 would you like them? Would you like the oddie family chairs? 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.000 And so I walked off and I walked past her 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.279 and I shook my head and I glared her down 0:04:56.600 --> 0:05:06.560 and I went, selfish. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:06.200 I think that's quite tame. Is that all you said? Okay, okay, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:11.800 that's the first part. Now the rest of it. What 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.520 was said? What was said? I said, I know you 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.640 well enough to know that you're not a one word 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.240 operator in a situation like that. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:31.279 I'm fair, I said, selfish, bit. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:29.280 To this thirty three four ten domit a scumbag, Yes, scumbag. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:30.800 Behavior that really sets you over the edge. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:32.840 What's a scumbag move that does your head in? 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.800 You know? Man, I'm an actulute maniac on the road. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.159 I don't know what happens, but as soon as I 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.640 get behind the wheel, I'm very very short and quite aggressive. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.599 But for me, it's if I get a car park 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.080 and someone's parking the line, you can't park next. I 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.719 have always wanted to key a car. I will never 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.599 do it. I'll never do it, but jeez, I want 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.960 to because you know, when you've parked like that, you 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.200 absolutely so. What you've done is you've parked on the 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.599 line and you've walked off going do you know what? Sure, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.960 I've sacrifice the opportunity for some of the park next 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.880 to me. Sometimes it's a busy car park and that's 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.560 the difference between getting a park. But I don't care 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.719 because I'm obnoxious. That's what it says to me. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.440 But what's concerning me in this space is you're a 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.840 really nice person. The fact that your mind even goes 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:19.919 to king a car is concerning because this demonstrates to 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.080 me how very different you are behind the wheel of 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:22.520 a car. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:24.720 It's how you are in real life. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.440 You don't know might upbringing, you don't know where I've 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:33.960 been tagging trains at Edwardstown. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.280 You've never chary. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.040 Get out of my face, bro for yourself. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.800 You haven't seen this yet, Jose, but we've just got 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.400 a group text from one of our bosses. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:49.600 Kim. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.640 She said, here's one those drivers that go to the 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:56.040 very front of a merged lane, in the left hand 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.800 lane after everyone has been waiting e merging into the right. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.200 They are the scum of the humans. They get to 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.400 the front and then they wait for a good Samaritan 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:03.960 to let the me. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.640 No do your time, like I don't go call Kim. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.120 I don't know if I'm going to shoot myself in 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.880 the foot here. But that's same Kim that Kim. I 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:16.120 encountered her down at Port Elliott during the holidays, and 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.520 she I'm going to dob in her. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.240 Whether she was present or not. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.640 We saw her just outside the Flying Fish Cafe and 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.880 they've got little like shelters there from the sun. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.360 It was very hot period of the year. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.559 I think Kim might have been one of those women 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:30.800 that reserve one of those suns. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:36.720 Reversal the true story, But also, did I not make 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.800 it clear before one of our bosses, can you just. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.280 Oh, good morning to you. A lot going on. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.320 I need to backtrack now. I think she was present. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.720 She stayed with the shelter, but she got there there. 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:55.280 It too late, so fired late to dump. Good morning 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.760 to you, a Liza, You dobbing in a scumbag? 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:58.600 I am. Yeah. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:00.960 You know when you get in the worker and it's 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.440 not empty. 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.440 Yeah, yeah, it's just ignorant because because everyone knows you're 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:07.560 not like, oh whoops, I. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.800 Forgot to fill it. Reading in the book who they are? 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.320 You know, the last person is put in the kilometers. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:13.160 We know who you are. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.960 Oh my gosh, Eliza, if I could tell you all 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.360 the fights that used to happen, the arguments when it's 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.720 now now, the supernovas and castnovas back in the day 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.080 when I was here, because when you go out in 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.400 the vans, et cetera, when you go out and you 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.280 don't fill it up when you need to, all that 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:29.040 creates tension. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:29.920 Should be that policy. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.000 When you get a rental car and you have two options, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.640 Either you can fill the car up with petroboy yourself, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.800 or they'll fill it up and charge you an exorbitant 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:41.520 fee per later a feeling face, Yes, all right, we're 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:47.120 dobbing in scumbags here. Kiara from morphab Morning, Kiara, guys, Okay, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.920 who's just come back. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.719 I recently took the kids to the Adelaide Zoos and 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.680 we got there about fifteen minutes earlier to they see 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.079 the tiger feeding. Yes, and you know there's already a 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:02.600 lot of people there enough, but the amount of adults 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.880 and people that just stand in front of all the 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.120 other kids that are already at the bat when if 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.240 you're already at the front, there just as down so 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.760 everybody else can see. I guess just common sense that 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.840 the younger kids at the front so everyone can see. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.240 Otherwise you're already in front of the really small window 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:17.760 as it is. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:19.800 Yeah, Oh my gosh, do you know what? 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:27.960 Guess what if that's you grow the you know what? 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:28.640 Up? Yeah? 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.560 Or squat down? Got down? 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.320 Because then everyone's forced to put their kids on their shoulders, 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:33.760 and then what. 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:37.800 About the people behind them? Oh what a tangled web 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.719 we weave when we try and stand up in front 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.120 of the tigers. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.080 I don't want to be in that web. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.959 Betther, Look, this is a probably an off air chat, 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:46.760 but can we do this again? She can this be 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.920 somewhat of an ongoing thing because it feels good to 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.520 vent and does the. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.800 Sheer amount of calls we've had. I think people need 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.679 to vamp, that's for sure. Can you just check our 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.640 group chat and see if Kim has contributed at. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:57.960 This No, she hasn't. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.520 But what I will say is Ryan Haunt, and Ryan's 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.080 a very very good person here at Nova works in sales. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:03.520 He said. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.400 I can also say that Kim cuts the line at 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.040 the port at the Port Elliott Bakery. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.319 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.480 contain how content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:16.880 see it. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.520 If easily offended, well, you're about to find out just 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:20.359 how easily. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.520 Your father's only money Jody. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.920 Six And if you just tune in for the first time, 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.680 what a way to make you debuts. I mean, because 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.760 this is the bluest area of the show. It's what 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.160 we do just to get the stuff out of our 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.600 system before we straighten up after seven o'clock. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:42.160 We're essentially school children who need to be naughty before 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:42.640 we can. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:45.920 Stuff like that. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:51.040 For example, yesterday you drop some outrageous statistics in terms 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.800 of the heaviness of the largest breasts on planet Earth. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:59.720 There is a woman from New Orleans who has double 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:04.200 Z breasts. Can I repeat that doubles the breasts, so 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.360 each boob was thirty nine kilos, So. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.080 It's like having two four year olds strap to her chest. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.520 Yes, and this theme from we spoke to a call 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.040 who had double h breasts. Yes, and I was like, 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:16.160 is that even a thing? 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.600 Do you? Can you even get any bigger than that? 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:18.960 Yeah? 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:20.840 Because then you did some research and you're so good 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.000 in this space. Yeah, thanks, and you came up with that, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.160 So it only seems fair that you do some more 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.200 research and you give us a few statistics in terms 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.280 of the men's side of things. I've done some research 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.320 for you here it. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.559 Is okay, what have you got? Double Biket's top place? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.199 Okay, Well, in the interest of equality, Seeing as though 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.640 we spoke about the largest breast in the world, let's 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.040 talk about this bloke. He's a brit who's said to 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:47.800 have the world's largest pennine and he's explained the downsides 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.760 of having such a large package. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:50.520 What's his name? 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:57.520 His name is Matt Barr bar school children. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:02.040 He is the record holder for the largest scientifically verified 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:05.559 unaugmented penie measuring at. 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:06.199 From Royal Police. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.600 Here you go, Oh my gosh, this is gonna be ready, isn't. 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:13.040 It fourteen point four inches in length? 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.600 Oh my gosh, just for those who need a bit 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.040 of a swapbodder, that's thirty five centimeters. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:23.000 And eight point are far see, I can't even say 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.600 that makes me want to cross my legs. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.680 Eight point five inches in girth. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.240 That's twenty one centimeters. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:34.200 Oh my very goodness, that's that why there's fully grown 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.640 horses out there being like, oh my very goodness, that 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:37.360 is ridiculous. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.440 Those new elephants at Manata are like. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.360 Good blushing the blushing as we speak. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.680 Matt's gone up to those elephants. Hey, Burmit, hold my beer? 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:50.280 Can you can you just explain to us as well? Look, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.079 how dare you judge your book by its cover? Because 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.679 this is the prime example. But he's a very unassuming 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:56.640 looking bloke, isn't it. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.760 When you say unassuming, do you mean unattractive? 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:05.240 Well, yeah, he's essentially if you think from the British 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.120 version of the Office David. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.000 Brent, that's a little bit what he looks like. Do 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:09.520 you reckon? 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:09.920 Yes? 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:11.760 I think the best part of the story as well 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.560 is he's actually released a book. Oh and I'm not 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.120 sure how long it came up to come up with 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:24.400 the title. But it's titled my Massive. He talks about 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:28.000 the struggles of having a massive, So that makes sense, 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:28.400 doesn't that? 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.920 Producer FLA's really offended by this because he thinks that's 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.680 a really unimaginative title. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:34.920 What would you have come up? Yeah? 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.679 What did you have? Would you so boring? 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:36.840 Like? 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.880 Have some creativity? Like, think about it. If you're going 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.680 to do an autobiography, have something that really jumps out. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:45.199 So here for a good time, not a shlong time? 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:46.480 Yes? 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.319 What about the slong short of it? Yeah? 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.840 Or what about the music title for the book could 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:58.400 be led I. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:13:58.680 Need to know. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.360 I need to know. 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.680 I need to know what to move today? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.080 Is what you need to know? 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.520 You know what you need to know? 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.880 With Jody and Asy tell you what I did. Something 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.280 happened to my TV last night and it removed itself 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.080 from channel ten and flicked over to channel seven. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:16.360 I don't know. I didn't do it on the remote, 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:16.920 that's for sure. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.520 That's what happens anyway. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.640 On your news service last night, there was a shocking 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.800 and I mean shocking video of a mother who had 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:30.440 been filmed inside a classroom in a violent spat with 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:35.800 a twelve year old girl in Adelaide's northeastern suburbs. This 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:40.360 mother came across as positively unhinged as she launched into 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:44.480 this verbal tirade that involved her threatening to slit a 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.200 twelve year old student's throat. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.840 Unbelievable scenes. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.040 So if you missed it last night, here's a bit 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:58.280 of the audio. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.240 Where we go? Do you want to go? Where? 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.960 And look, this is a thing. This is a very 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:05.480 real thing. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.680 Because I know the government have made moves to crack 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:12.360 down on violent and aggressive parents in schools because it 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.880 happens far more often than we care to think about. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:18.960 So they put measures in place to prevent these parents 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:24.160 from being able to actually go on school grounds anymore. So, unfortunately, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.920 you have parents out there that think it's okay to 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.720 set the worst example for our children and come into 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.680 school classrooms and behave in a violent manner like that woman. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.200 And so the twelve year old girl who was on 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.560 the receiving in goodness me, I don't know what she 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.720 did to prompt that mother to lose her damn mind 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:43.680 in front of a whole class full of kids, but 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.400 that behavior is completely and utterly unacceptable. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:50.160 The game has obviously changed tremendously thanks to social media 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.120 and just an extra bigger avenue for bully. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.680 Please don't get me wrong, I think if someone was 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:01.560 threatening or harassing or defaming my kid online, your reaction 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.960 would be pretty emotional and pretty intense. However, go through 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.920 the right channels, go through the school, sit down calmly 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.600 with the principal. That's not the answer, is it? And 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.560 it did very much remind me of a scene from 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:17.040 This Is forty. Can you remember this? Hey, I'm Citi's mom, Citi, 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.280 the one you chat with on the internet. So next 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:23.160 time you think about writing something nasty on my daughter's 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.200 Facebook page, just remember me. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.880 Remember me. I will come down here and I will 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:29.880 fuck you up. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.440 It's we'd like to laugh because it's. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.520 Pretty We're not laughing at the first story, but we 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:39.920 are laughing at mother's threat. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.640 I feel like I can find myself in a similar situation. Hey, Joe, 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:47.040 So let's talk about the future of MasterCards and cards 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.200 in general as a physical specimen. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:54.160 Let me stop you right there. Who's got a MasterCard visa? Yes, MasterCard? 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.320 And yeah, I don't even know what a MasterCard is anyway. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.720 MasterCard has announced plans removed the sixteen digit number from 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.640 their credit and debit cards by twenty thirty, in a 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.520 move to design to stamp at identity theft and frauds 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:05.160 on the use of cards. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:06.080 That's a really good thing. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.120 The numbers currently used to identify cards will be replaced 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:12.920 with tokenization and biometric authentication. 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:14.160 Hey hazy, what does that mean? 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:15.840 Next question? Please? 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.919 What it means is by twenty thirty we may not 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.320 have direct debit cards, no bank cards, no nothing. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.320 I think that would suit us to a tea because 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.080 we have a coffee rotation system in here and at 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:31.400 breakfast amongst the producers and our boss here, and one 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.040 of us heads down to Fresco against the coffees every morning. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:36.840 Now it is our job to hand over our physical 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:37.680 credit cards. 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:39.080 What happened to you this week? 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:41.480 Oh my gosh, so yes, say, and this was me though? 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:42.320 This was me though. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.800 So I went out with the boss Josh, and I 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.800 bought breakfast, and I went back to get another coffee 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.560 and for another coffee for producer Blake was about to 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:51.800 turn up you a little bit late. 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.919 And why did you feel the need to say that? 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:57.560 So that's such micro pezza. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:01.880 We'll just t a biel for the situation, so I'd 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.159