Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Let's talk scumbag moves this morning, and I will argue
Speaker 2: to you, Andrew Hayes, there is no bigger scumbag move
Speaker 2: than reserving pool chairs.
Speaker 1: That's right, That's very, very true. There's two things about that.
Speaker 1: You're so right by the way, you're so right, and
Speaker 1: also you launched into this. Let's talk scumbags, and you're
Speaker 1: looking into my soul for a second. I thought you
Speaker 1: about to launch onto me.
Speaker 2: Where do you think I got the inspiration? So we
Speaker 2: were on holidays. We were staying at a hotel. It's
Speaker 2: a big hotel, right, and fairly sizeable pool, but not
Speaker 2: enough lounge chairs by the pool.
Speaker 3: I'm real estate too, right.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you any given time, you could walk down
Speaker 2: to this pool with your entire family. And let me
Speaker 2: tell you, when you get the kids ready to go
Speaker 2: to the pool, it's not an easy process. There's a sunscreening.
Speaker 2: You guys got your hats, I mean, and you hate
Speaker 2: yourself by the end of it. So by the time
Speaker 2: you already wound up by the time you've got to
Speaker 2: the pool on your holiday, and you need to relax
Speaker 2: and calm down. So how do you think it feels
Speaker 2: when you get to said pool and there are no
Speaker 2: lounge chairs?
Speaker 4: Awful? It feels awful.
Speaker 3: Awful as in because everyone's already there.
Speaker 2: So what happened on this particular occasion was I'd had
Speaker 2: enough of walking around the pool and not being able
Speaker 2: to find a lounge chair. So I was like, in
Speaker 2: my mind, I'm going down early, oddie family, We're getting ready.
Speaker 4: We're going down to the pool at eight o'clock in the.
Speaker 3: Morning, little sun's up, We're up.
Speaker 2: I know you want to be at the buffet, don't care.
Speaker 2: I know there's a chocolate fountain at the said buffet.
Speaker 2: Don't give a shit.
Speaker 3: Prime real estate more important.
Speaker 4: Yep, exactly right.
Speaker 1: Shut up your whole day foundation. What you do in
Speaker 1: the morning sets up the whole day. Get up early,
Speaker 1: get that town on the beach chair.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: So true.
Speaker 2: So we get down to the pool and I've taken
Speaker 2: a bullet for the team. I'm like, I'll go down first.
Speaker 2: I'll make sure the family's sorted.
Speaker 3: Lead by example.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: So can you imagine my absolute disdain and anger when
Speaker 2: I get down to the bull at eight o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 4: Front row by the pool, some that Sting had already
Speaker 4: laid out towels on six I repeat six.
Speaker 2: The front roach chairs on the Gold Coast at the pool.
Speaker 3: No, you can't six of them.
Speaker 2: And then and then they think they're being smart they
Speaker 2: grab one croc right and put one croc on.
Speaker 4: Every second chair.
Speaker 2: So it's like, hey, we're definitely here and we're definitely
Speaker 2: in the pool because Mike Crop with my gibbets is
Speaker 2: on every second chair.
Speaker 1: Well, firstly, full respect to the Gibbets, Yeah, that's an
Speaker 1: absolute fashion must have this summer.
Speaker 3: But second that's that's disgrace.
Speaker 4: So I am in the second row.
Speaker 2: And you know me, You know me well enough to
Speaker 2: know that I don't like i'must things in life.
Speaker 4: And I don't like unfair things in life.
Speaker 1: You're not good sometimes in situation like this of keeping
Speaker 1: those feelings inside myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: So I spent probably the whole two and a half
Speaker 2: hours until they this family finally arrived, sitting there seating.
Speaker 4: I was just seating. I was so angry.
Speaker 2: Because it's so selfish and so entitled to think my
Speaker 2: family is more important than And in the meantime, there
Speaker 2: were probably fifteen families that all walked in looking for
Speaker 2: a chair and there were none because this family had
Speaker 2: reserved the front.
Speaker 1: Right that family that brought him, poor little Jimmy, and
Speaker 1: he was so exhausted he just needed a seat, but
Speaker 1: it was reserved, so we ead to stand up and supper.
Speaker 4: I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: There was a guy lying on like the tiles next
Speaker 2: to the pool because there were no chairs, so instead
Speaker 2: of having a sun lounge, this poor guy is like
Speaker 2: literally on the concrete.
Speaker 1: And guess what producer for like he died that does
Speaker 1: obnoxious behavior? So tell us what did you say? So
Speaker 1: I got to be honest here, my.
Speaker 2: Karen on first, and I went to the pool attendant,
Speaker 2: whose job it was to walk around and make sure
Speaker 2: people didn't engage in this behavior. And I said, mate,
Speaker 2: that's two and a half hours, no one's been there.
Speaker 3: I think you said, excuse me.
Speaker 2: And so as I was complaining to the pool attendant,
Speaker 2: this woman arrived, didn't arrive with a family, just arrived
Speaker 2: by herself to have a little lounge by the pool
Speaker 2: because she was a relaxed in her purple bikini. And
Speaker 2: so the guy wandered over and he's like, hey, do you.
Speaker 2: I just said, just ask her if she needs the
Speaker 2: whole I was so gialused by then.
Speaker 4: I was like, ask her if she needs the whole row?
Speaker 4: Ask her that.
Speaker 2: And he walks over and he goes, do you need
Speaker 2: the whole row? And she obnoxiously turned around and.
Speaker 4: Went, yes, yes I do. About that time.
Speaker 2: Enough, so I gathered all my things and I made
Speaker 2: a point of walking over to a group of teenage
Speaker 2: girls who didn't have a chair. I said, girls, we're leaving,
Speaker 2: would you like them? Would you like the oddie family chairs?
Speaker 2: And so I walked off and I walked past her
Speaker 2: and I shook my head and I glared her down
Speaker 2: and I went, selfish.
Speaker 1: I think that's quite tame. Is that all you said? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's the first part. Now the rest of it. What
Speaker 1: was said? What was said? I said, I know you
Speaker 1: well enough to know that you're not a one word
Speaker 1: operator in a situation like that.
Speaker 2: I'm fair, I said, selfish, bit.
Speaker 1: To this thirty three four ten domit a scumbag, Yes, scumbag.
Speaker 3: Behavior that really sets you over the edge.
Speaker 4: What's a scumbag move that does your head in?
Speaker 3: You know? Man, I'm an actulute maniac on the road.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens, but as soon as I
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, I'm very very short and quite aggressive.
Speaker 1: But for me, it's if I get a car park
Speaker 1: and someone's parking the line, you can't park next. I
Speaker 1: have always wanted to key a car. I will never
Speaker 1: do it. I'll never do it, but jeez, I want
Speaker 1: to because you know, when you've parked like that, you
Speaker 1: absolutely so. What you've done is you've parked on the
Speaker 1: line and you've walked off going do you know what? Sure,
Speaker 1: I've sacrifice the opportunity for some of the park next
Speaker 1: to me. Sometimes it's a busy car park and that's
Speaker 1: the difference between getting a park. But I don't care
Speaker 1: because I'm obnoxious. That's what it says to me.
Speaker 2: But what's concerning me in this space is you're a
Speaker 2: really nice person. The fact that your mind even goes
Speaker 2: to king a car is concerning because this demonstrates to
Speaker 2: me how very different you are behind the wheel of
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 4: It's how you are in real life.
Speaker 1: You don't know might upbringing, you don't know where I've
Speaker 1: been tagging trains at Edwardstown.
Speaker 4: You've never chary.
Speaker 3: Get out of my face, bro for yourself.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen this yet, Jose, but we've just got
Speaker 1: a group text from one of our bosses.
Speaker 2: Kim.
Speaker 1: She said, here's one those drivers that go to the
Speaker 1: very front of a merged lane, in the left hand
Speaker 1: lane after everyone has been waiting e merging into the right.
Speaker 1: They are the scum of the humans. They get to
Speaker 1: the front and then they wait for a good Samaritan
Speaker 1: to let the me.
Speaker 3: No do your time, like I don't go call Kim.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to shoot myself in
Speaker 2: the foot here. But that's same Kim that Kim. I
Speaker 2: encountered her down at Port Elliott during the holidays, and
Speaker 2: she I'm going to dob in her.
Speaker 4: Whether she was present or not.
Speaker 2: We saw her just outside the Flying Fish Cafe and
Speaker 2: they've got little like shelters there from the sun.
Speaker 4: It was very hot period of the year.
Speaker 2: I think Kim might have been one of those women
Speaker 2: that reserve one of those suns.
Speaker 1: Reversal the true story, But also, did I not make
Speaker 1: it clear before one of our bosses, can you just.
Speaker 3: Oh, good morning to you. A lot going on.
Speaker 2: I need to backtrack now. I think she was present.
Speaker 2: She stayed with the shelter, but she got there there.
Speaker 1: It too late, so fired late to dump. Good morning
Speaker 1: to you, a Liza, You dobbing in a scumbag?
Speaker 2: I am. Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know when you get in the worker and it's
Speaker 4: not empty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just ignorant because because everyone knows you're
Speaker 1: not like, oh whoops, I.
Speaker 3: Forgot to fill it. Reading in the book who they are?
Speaker 5: You know, the last person is put in the kilometers.
Speaker 2: We know who you are.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Eliza, if I could tell you all
Speaker 1: the fights that used to happen, the arguments when it's
Speaker 1: now now, the supernovas and castnovas back in the day
Speaker 1: when I was here, because when you go out in
Speaker 1: the vans, et cetera, when you go out and you
Speaker 1: don't fill it up when you need to, all that
Speaker 1: creates tension.
Speaker 4: Should be that policy.
Speaker 2: When you get a rental car and you have two options,
Speaker 2: Either you can fill the car up with petroboy yourself,
Speaker 2: or they'll fill it up and charge you an exorbitant
Speaker 2: fee per later a feeling face, Yes, all right, we're
Speaker 2: dobbing in scumbags here. Kiara from morphab Morning, Kiara, guys, Okay,
Speaker 2: who's just come back.
Speaker 6: I recently took the kids to the Adelaide Zoos and
Speaker 6: we got there about fifteen minutes earlier to they see
Speaker 6: the tiger feeding. Yes, and you know there's already a
Speaker 6: lot of people there enough, but the amount of adults
Speaker 6: and people that just stand in front of all the
Speaker 6: other kids that are already at the bat when if
Speaker 6: you're already at the front, there just as down so
Speaker 6: everybody else can see. I guess just common sense that
Speaker 6: the younger kids at the front so everyone can see.
Speaker 6: Otherwise you're already in front of the really small window
Speaker 6: as it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh, do you know what?
Speaker 1: Guess what if that's you grow the you know what?
Speaker 2: Up? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or squat down? Got down?
Speaker 2: Because then everyone's forced to put their kids on their shoulders,
Speaker 2: and then what.
Speaker 4: About the people behind them? Oh what a tangled web
Speaker 4: we weave when we try and stand up in front
Speaker 4: of the tigers.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in that web.
Speaker 1: Betther, Look, this is a probably an off air chat,
Speaker 1: but can we do this again? She can this be
Speaker 1: somewhat of an ongoing thing because it feels good to
Speaker 1: vent and does the.
Speaker 2: Sheer amount of calls we've had. I think people need
Speaker 2: to vamp, that's for sure. Can you just check our
Speaker 2: group chat and see if Kim has contributed at.
Speaker 3: This No, she hasn't.
Speaker 1: But what I will say is Ryan Haunt, and Ryan's
Speaker 1: a very very good person here at Nova works in sales.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 1: I can also say that Kim cuts the line at
Speaker 1: the port at the Port Elliott Bakery.
Speaker 7: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 7: contain how content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 7: see it.
Speaker 4: If easily offended, well, you're about to find out just
Speaker 4: how easily.
Speaker 7: Your father's only money Jody.
Speaker 1: Six And if you just tune in for the first time,
Speaker 1: what a way to make you debuts. I mean, because
Speaker 1: this is the bluest area of the show. It's what
Speaker 1: we do just to get the stuff out of our
Speaker 1: system before we straighten up after seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: We're essentially school children who need to be naughty before
Speaker 2: we can.
Speaker 3: Stuff like that.
Speaker 1: For example, yesterday you drop some outrageous statistics in terms
Speaker 1: of the heaviness of the largest breasts on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: There is a woman from New Orleans who has double
Speaker 2: Z breasts. Can I repeat that doubles the breasts, so
Speaker 2: each boob was thirty nine kilos, So.
Speaker 4: It's like having two four year olds strap to her chest.
Speaker 1: Yes, and this theme from we spoke to a call
Speaker 1: who had double h breasts. Yes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: is that even a thing?
Speaker 4: Do you? Can you even get any bigger than that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because then you did some research and you're so good
Speaker 1: in this space. Yeah, thanks, and you came up with that,
Speaker 1: So it only seems fair that you do some more
Speaker 1: research and you give us a few statistics in terms
Speaker 1: of the men's side of things. I've done some research
Speaker 1: for you here it.
Speaker 3: Is okay, what have you got? Double Biket's top place?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, in the interest of equality, Seeing as though
Speaker 2: we spoke about the largest breast in the world, let's
Speaker 2: talk about this bloke. He's a brit who's said to
Speaker 2: have the world's largest pennine and he's explained the downsides
Speaker 2: of having such a large package.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 4: His name is Matt Barr bar school children.
Speaker 2: He is the record holder for the largest scientifically verified
Speaker 2: unaugmented penie measuring at.
Speaker 4: From Royal Police.
Speaker 3: Here you go, Oh my gosh, this is gonna be ready, isn't.
Speaker 4: It fourteen point four inches in length?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just for those who need a bit
Speaker 1: of a swapbodder, that's thirty five centimeters.
Speaker 2: And eight point are far see, I can't even say
Speaker 2: that makes me want to cross my legs.
Speaker 4: Eight point five inches in girth.
Speaker 3: That's twenty one centimeters.
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness, that's that why there's fully grown
Speaker 1: horses out there being like, oh my very goodness, that
Speaker 1: is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Those new elephants at Manata are like.
Speaker 3: Good blushing the blushing as we speak.
Speaker 2: Matt's gone up to those elephants. Hey, Burmit, hold my beer?
Speaker 1: Can you can you just explain to us as well? Look,
Speaker 1: how dare you judge your book by its cover? Because
Speaker 1: this is the prime example. But he's a very unassuming
Speaker 1: looking bloke, isn't it.
Speaker 4: When you say unassuming, do you mean unattractive?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's essentially if you think from the British
Speaker 2: version of the Office David.
Speaker 4: Brent, that's a little bit what he looks like. Do
Speaker 4: you reckon?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I think the best part of the story as well
Speaker 1: is he's actually released a book. Oh and I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how long it came up to come up with
Speaker 1: the title. But it's titled my Massive. He talks about
Speaker 1: the struggles of having a massive, So that makes sense,
Speaker 1: doesn't that?
Speaker 2: Producer FLA's really offended by this because he thinks that's
Speaker 2: a really unimaginative title.
Speaker 4: What would you have come up? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did you have? Would you so boring?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 7: Have some creativity? Like, think about it. If you're going
Speaker 7: to do an autobiography, have something that really jumps out.
Speaker 7: So here for a good time, not a shlong time?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: What about the slong short of it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or what about the music title for the book could
Speaker 2: be led I.
Speaker 3: Need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what to move today?
Speaker 4: Is what you need to know?
Speaker 3: You know what you need to know?
Speaker 2: With Jody and Asy tell you what I did. Something
Speaker 2: happened to my TV last night and it removed itself
Speaker 2: from channel ten and flicked over to channel seven.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't do it on the remote,
Speaker 4: that's for sure.
Speaker 3: That's what happens anyway.
Speaker 2: On your news service last night, there was a shocking
Speaker 2: and I mean shocking video of a mother who had
Speaker 2: been filmed inside a classroom in a violent spat with
Speaker 2: a twelve year old girl in Adelaide's northeastern suburbs. This
Speaker 2: mother came across as positively unhinged as she launched into
Speaker 2: this verbal tirade that involved her threatening to slit a
Speaker 2: twelve year old student's throat.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable scenes.
Speaker 2: So if you missed it last night, here's a bit
Speaker 2: of the audio.
Speaker 3: Where we go? Do you want to go? Where?
Speaker 4: And look, this is a thing. This is a very
Speaker 4: real thing.
Speaker 2: Because I know the government have made moves to crack
Speaker 2: down on violent and aggressive parents in schools because it
Speaker 2: happens far more often than we care to think about.
Speaker 2: So they put measures in place to prevent these parents
Speaker 2: from being able to actually go on school grounds anymore. So, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: you have parents out there that think it's okay to
Speaker 2: set the worst example for our children and come into
Speaker 2: school classrooms and behave in a violent manner like that woman.
Speaker 2: And so the twelve year old girl who was on
Speaker 2: the receiving in goodness me, I don't know what she
Speaker 2: did to prompt that mother to lose her damn mind
Speaker 2: in front of a whole class full of kids, but
Speaker 2: that behavior is completely and utterly unacceptable.
Speaker 1: The game has obviously changed tremendously thanks to social media
Speaker 1: and just an extra bigger avenue for bully.
Speaker 2: Please don't get me wrong, I think if someone was
Speaker 2: threatening or harassing or defaming my kid online, your reaction
Speaker 2: would be pretty emotional and pretty intense. However, go through
Speaker 2: the right channels, go through the school, sit down calmly
Speaker 2: with the principal. That's not the answer, is it? And
Speaker 2: it did very much remind me of a scene from
Speaker 2: This Is forty. Can you remember this? Hey, I'm Citi's mom, Citi,
Speaker 2: the one you chat with on the internet. So next
Speaker 2: time you think about writing something nasty on my daughter's
Speaker 2: Facebook page, just remember me.
Speaker 4: Remember me. I will come down here and I will
Speaker 4: fuck you up.
Speaker 3: It's we'd like to laugh because it's.
Speaker 2: Pretty We're not laughing at the first story, but we
Speaker 2: are laughing at mother's threat.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can find myself in a similar situation. Hey, Joe,
Speaker 1: So let's talk about the future of MasterCards and cards
Speaker 1: in general as a physical specimen.
Speaker 2: Let me stop you right there. Who's got a MasterCard visa? Yes, MasterCard?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't even know what a MasterCard is anyway.
Speaker 1: MasterCard has announced plans removed the sixteen digit number from
Speaker 1: their credit and debit cards by twenty thirty, in a
Speaker 1: move to design to stamp at identity theft and frauds
Speaker 1: on the use of cards.
Speaker 3: That's a really good thing.
Speaker 1: The numbers currently used to identify cards will be replaced
Speaker 1: with tokenization and biometric authentication.
Speaker 4: Hey hazy, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Next question? Please?
Speaker 1: What it means is by twenty thirty we may not
Speaker 1: have direct debit cards, no bank cards, no nothing.
Speaker 2: I think that would suit us to a tea because
Speaker 2: we have a coffee rotation system in here and at
Speaker 2: breakfast amongst the producers and our boss here, and one
Speaker 2: of us heads down to Fresco against the coffees every morning.
Speaker 2: Now it is our job to hand over our physical
Speaker 2: credit cards.
Speaker 4: What happened to you this week?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, so yes, say, and this was me though?
Speaker 3: This was me though.
Speaker 1: So I went out with the boss Josh, and I
Speaker 1: bought breakfast, and I went back to get another coffee
Speaker 1: and for another coffee for producer Blake was about to
Speaker 1: turn up you a little bit late.
Speaker 2: And why did you feel the need to say that?
Speaker 2: So that's such micro pezza.
Speaker 1: We'll just t a biel for the situation, so I'd
Speaker 1: have paid a really really realistic picture, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Anyway, I must have been down to
Speaker 1: my last sort of three or four doors because my
Speaker 1: card got declined. And I knew because it's a payday
Speaker 1: for me on Tuesday. When I say pay day, it's
Speaker 1: when card gives me a bunce. I swear it got declined.
Speaker 1: I swear I heard it.
Speaker 3: Do this give she that coming out of the card?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my goodness. And when he told us that story,
Speaker 2: laugh heartily. I did when I finally arrived because I
Speaker 2: was late. She so you so rightfully.
Speaker 3: Pointed out, Well, turns out you were just dodging the bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this morning I handed over my credit card
Speaker 2: and guess what happened?
Speaker 4: Make that sounded the car.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: It is what the.
Speaker 2: Third or the fourth of the month, and I don't
Speaker 2: get paid till the sixteenth, So it's going to be
Speaker 2: a long couple of weeks for me with three dollars
Speaker 2: twenty two in my bank account. But the physical card
Speaker 2: thing I find confronting in terms of if you lose
Speaker 2: your phone, which is how everyone pays now, if you
Speaker 2: don't and I had an instance where my mobile banking
Speaker 2: wasn't working. And if you don't have a physical.
Speaker 3: Card then what yeah, well then you're a rich trife.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's up for grabs.
Speaker 1: What I want to know, and we'll find this out
Speaker 1: a little bit later on, is because Josh went together
Speaker 1: to get coffee this morning with your card. Did Josh
Speaker 1: just cop it on the chin and say, oh, sorry
Speaker 1: about that, he's a different card, or did he say
Speaker 1: I need to tell you this is not my card,
Speaker 1: it's Jody Oddis.
Speaker 2: British football fans have been left absolutely gobsmacked.
Speaker 4: Gob smacked, I.
Speaker 3: Tell you what's happened this time to find.
Speaker 2: Out about an unconventional halftime snack being served up at
Speaker 2: Italian sirie b side barie.
Speaker 4: Another I think so, thank you so much with the confidence, unless.
Speaker 2: We want to defer to Tom Wren, who's our who's
Speaker 2: our saga experts?
Speaker 3: He loves it? Doesn't it too much?
Speaker 4: Anyway? We digress.
Speaker 2: It's been gaining online attention for all the wrong reasons.
Speaker 4: It's an octopus sandwich.
Speaker 3: Play this again? What's that? What is that?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: So obviously all the English sides go across to Europe
Speaker 2: to participate in the Champions League, and they have been disgusted, left,
Speaker 2: disgusted and appalled by this octopus sandwich. I'm just about
Speaker 2: to show you a photo and again I want to
Speaker 2: get your reaction.
Speaker 4: That's yeah.
Speaker 1: Look at the tentacles just flowing out the side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't even fit it all in there. They got
Speaker 1: those little spongy cat things that suck onto you assume
Speaker 1: can be dangerous. Hey, you get those things in your
Speaker 1: stomach and they latch onto your stomach. Oh, you'll never
Speaker 1: get it out of there.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say that would never pass through,
Speaker 2: would it. It would take ages because the little sucker thing, that's.
Speaker 3: What's happening in your guts. You're like, what is that?
Speaker 2: The little sucker things would grab hold of your coal
Speaker 2: and wouldn't it all the way down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: When you're clogged up by an octopus arm Oh, tell
Speaker 1: you what, that's tough. It's a tough thing to pass.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this, and I'm bad octopy. I've never eat octopus,
Speaker 1: have you?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: Is that a fancy Is that a fancy meal?
Speaker 4: Well, I've had calamari.
Speaker 3: What that's different?
Speaker 4: It is it's the same thing.
Speaker 3: Wait what calamari? It's not the same as calamary squid.
Speaker 4: Calamari comes from an octopus.
Speaker 3: Calamari is a squid.
Speaker 7: Are you sure squid and octopus are the same thing?
Speaker 4: Aren't?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: They're not. Oh my gosh, what is going on here?
Speaker 7: You've had salt and pepper calamari.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, octopus, No, Squid's a different animal.
Speaker 3: They look the same. Hang on, hang on? What's going
Speaker 3: on here? Is it is a squid and octopus? They're
Speaker 3: different animals, aren't they?
Speaker 2: I am not entirely no that I would have thought
Speaker 2: they were the same. I thought, so what we've got
Speaker 2: here the octopus sandwich? I thought that would be the
Speaker 2: octopus's legs, right, Yeah, that's it's tentacles, yes, whereas the
Speaker 2: squid part, isn't that the body?
Speaker 3: Yes? Correct? Yes?
Speaker 2: Not as No, I mean the octopus part. Isn't that
Speaker 2: the main octopus body?
Speaker 3: Do you eat the head? To you Joe's big brain?
Speaker 3: Hang on? Hang on? Could someone settle something for us?
Speaker 3: A squid and an octopus? Is that the same animal?
Speaker 2: I don't think it is getting I'm getting some feedback
Speaker 2: on our phone books here that potentially you and I
Speaker 2: might be incorrect on this front. People are saying they're
Speaker 2: hugely different, massively different.
Speaker 4: I think, okay, what do you do?
Speaker 2: All the octopus experts out they're thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: We'd like to hear from you right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Captain Octopi, are you out there? Give us a gore?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure that Sultan paper Calamari is squid and
Speaker 7: octopus the same thing?
Speaker 3: The same thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't think they're the same thing. Wouldn't have it
Speaker 1: in a burger. I think squid and octopi are very
Speaker 1: very different animals. I think they're related. I think their mates.
Speaker 2: Hang on a girl from someone who's going to settle
Speaker 2: this for us.
Speaker 3: It's absolute legend. It's one of our favorites.
Speaker 4: Gussie Good.
Speaker 2: Hello, Journey and Hazy.
Speaker 4: Hello, Gussie. How old are you again?
Speaker 2: I'm an eleven, so we're going to an eleven year
Speaker 2: old to seven? An argument between you and I which
Speaker 2: feels appropriate? Gussie, h Squid and octopus? Are they have
Speaker 2: the same thing?
Speaker 6: No, they're not.
Speaker 5: The difference one has tentacles and I know squid have tentacles,
Speaker 5: but one squat out wait, so both squad out ink.
Speaker 1: The theay, well, Gussie is learning on the run as well.
Speaker 1: I don't really know how to do this, so why
Speaker 1: don't we just do this? You're ready, Jode's what have
Speaker 1: you got for us?
Speaker 4: Let's talk the top five ice cream.
Speaker 7: It's the biggest list.
Speaker 1: Top five ice creams?
Speaker 3: Is this happening?
Speaker 2: I have spent hours and hours, days and days, if
Speaker 2: not months and months compiling this list.
Speaker 3: Has it got something to do with the weather?
Speaker 2: Yes? The top it's sploating around and I thought, I
Speaker 2: don't subscribe to any of these, so I'm just going
Speaker 2: to come up with my own.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, let me try and get
Speaker 1: my heart right down and so all of this and listen.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, on this occasion there are a couple of ice
Speaker 2: creams that did not make my personal cart.
Speaker 4: I do acknowledge this list is subjective.
Speaker 3: So easy when you readefine Radio.
Speaker 2: I know it's going to spark a lot of debate,
Speaker 2: outrage and people. But not everyone can win an ice
Speaker 2: cream Osco?
Speaker 4: Can they?
Speaker 3: No? No, they can't.
Speaker 4: All right, so do you want me to rip into it?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Jody's list of top five ice creams coming in at
Speaker 2: number five.
Speaker 4: Drum roll please.
Speaker 3: Yep or drum roll for everyone?
Speaker 4: What have you got number five?
Speaker 2: As far as the icy poles go, I couldn't split them.
Speaker 4: See what I did best?
Speaker 3: Split them?
Speaker 4: The calip and the sunny Boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's controversial because they probably should be split.
Speaker 3: Ould have thought?
Speaker 2: Did you did they have sunny boys at the farm
Speaker 2: at Beckham, New South Wales? No?
Speaker 1: Yes, we enjoyed a sunny Boy or two, but even
Speaker 1: my experience now I would have had Calipo ahead of
Speaker 1: Sonny Boy.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's two horse race.
Speaker 4: You're okay.
Speaker 3: When you redefine radio, sometimes it's controversial.
Speaker 4: So true mate, coming in at number four, you.
Speaker 3: Know, we definitely do want to. You know it's you.
Speaker 3: It's your redefining moment.
Speaker 4: The Cabri kara milk Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know it's controversial and it hasn't been around
Speaker 2: for too long, but anything involving kara milk has my
Speaker 2: heart and my soul.
Speaker 4: I've never know me producing Zoey. Do you like the
Speaker 4: cabric caramelk?
Speaker 1: I've never tried kara milk because it's always a risk
Speaker 1: for me. It's always if you go down that path
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm going to try. That means you're
Speaker 1: sacrificing what you know and love because you can't have both.
Speaker 1: It's too big of a risk for me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Well go on to number three.
Speaker 2: Then this isn't aldie but a goodie. And I'm not
Speaker 2: quite sure if they even make them anymore, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to say, the crunchy ice cream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. That is very good.
Speaker 4: It is good, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: On top of that, what about a crunchy oreo, sorry,
Speaker 1: crunchy mcflurry? Oh? Really?
Speaker 2: Okay, so the crunchy sometimes they take chocolates and they
Speaker 2: put it into ice cream. I eat the Cara milk
Speaker 2: on this occasion. What sensational stuff.
Speaker 3: That's good?
Speaker 2: A right.
Speaker 4: Number two, we're getting to the pointy end.
Speaker 3: Drums like water is going on here.
Speaker 4: This is so classic. The rainbow paddle pop.
Speaker 1: I can tell you each Wednesday and Thursday when I
Speaker 1: pick up the kids, they get an ice cream. We
Speaker 1: do the whole Oh no, you can't have that, it's
Speaker 1: too much, So they end up getting a paddle pop.
Speaker 3: We get a paddle pop.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be disrespectful or diminish the quality
Speaker 2: of the chocolate paddle pop.
Speaker 4: Or the banana paddle pop.
Speaker 2: But the caramel flavored rainbow what Okay, amazing stuff and
Speaker 2: also surprisingly low in fat.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually quite a decent snack. Yes, the name
Speaker 1: isn't coming to me, but here's a fact that will
Speaker 1: blow your mind. Rainbow is actually a certain flavor. It's
Speaker 1: a particular flavora is it. You just said that it's caramel, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: I thought you meant caramel as a separate as a
Speaker 1: separate rainbow, separate paddle pop.
Speaker 7: You mentioned it's a good stack. Ninety one calories a rainbow.
Speaker 4: There's actually more calor And I've done the research on this.
Speaker 4: Don't worry. I've really drilled down. There's more calories in
Speaker 4: a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: Really takes one to know one. This brings the number one?
Speaker 3: Does it? Here we go? Ok.
Speaker 2: It is one of the most iconic Australian ice creams. Ever,
Speaker 2: no civilization in history has found a better use for
Speaker 2: a small ice cream stick.
Speaker 4: Than the gay Time.
Speaker 1: See that's controversial in itself. I've never eaten a gay Time.
Speaker 1: My kids like the gay Time goes well, that's your
Speaker 1: number one last screen.
Speaker 2: It's very, very difficult to revolutionize radio when you haven't
Speaker 2: even tried.
Speaker 3: Well in gay Time.
Speaker 1: What I will say is there's a lot of variations
Speaker 1: of gay Time now as well a vegan option. There's
Speaker 1: different flavors, and the vegan option is actually really, really nice.
Speaker 1: My kids actually prefer the vegan option over the normal option,
Speaker 1: like vegan foods have come a long way, so they go.
Speaker 4: Okay, this was such a good segment until then.
Speaker 1: That's not fair, Joe. You still redefined radio. What happens now?
Speaker 1: Does she move to Melbourne or Sydney or London or well,
Speaker 1: what happens now? Please remember us.
Speaker 4: Miss is Adelaide's favorite way to awaken.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're just tuning in or particularly in the
Speaker 1: last five or six minutes, you're probably just readjusting your
Speaker 1: ear holes.
Speaker 3: You're like, did that just happen? What did I hear? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: Jody delivered us her top five ice creams, and I've
Speaker 1: got to say that wasn't public opinion. That was purely
Speaker 1: your opinion, because what we discovered is that you you
Speaker 1: really like.
Speaker 3: Caramel, don't you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do. Apart from Filippo and sunny Boy.
Speaker 1: At number five you had Caramel Crunchy ice Cream, Paddle
Speaker 1: Pop Rainbow, which is caramel flavor, and also gay Time.
Speaker 3: It's just all different versions and elements of caramel.
Speaker 2: I just realized that, Okay, I've got a caramel bus.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's all right, each to their own. I
Speaker 2: just have realized both I might have omitted something that
Speaker 2: should have been on my list.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: I've forgotten bloody Bubbalo bill.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my gosh, the list has lost all credibility.
Speaker 2: The only thing with the Bubblo Bill, I will say
Speaker 2: hazy is when you take bubble gum in a little
Speaker 2: round lolli form and you freeze it, that will bust
Speaker 2: a molar or two, can you I would like to
Speaker 2: know the statistics on how many broken teeth children had
Speaker 2: back in the day from the Bubbalo Bill.
Speaker 1: Even Adela's adults. If you've got a filling, prepare for
Speaker 1: that filling to come out will be broken. Thanks to
Speaker 1: the Bubblo Bill, a lot of texts coming through as well.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it because it turns into a fun debate.
Speaker 1: I for double No my nine. This text reads, grow up,
Speaker 1: Peter Pan, what about cornetto or drumstick? It's a very
Speaker 1: very good point. This one reads, Jody, take a hike,
Speaker 1: you absolute clown. Has to be a magnum.
Speaker 4: Where's the magnum made that up?
Speaker 3: What do you mean there's a text that came through.
Speaker 4: Someone told me to take a hike.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not as easy as you would think to
Speaker 2: sit here and have to assemble at top five of
Speaker 2: Vice Crimson All Time.
Speaker 1: This one says, Jody, you're an absolute dickhead? What about Maximon?
Speaker 1: Are I made that one?
Speaker 4: The maxibon?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are texting through legitimate though with those number
Speaker 1: with those names Bubblo Bill Splice, Splice the Heart, cornetto Drumstick,
Speaker 1: Maximon agro Cone?
Speaker 3: What's the agro?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. You can get involved if you want.
Speaker 2: Who liked my list?
Speaker 1: Who likes a controversial groundbreaking?
Speaker 3: Yes? Absolutely, it's the.
Speaker 7: Biggest list shows Top five ice creams.
Speaker 1: One day they will do a thesis and they will
Speaker 1: work out how your brain operates, and we will try
Speaker 1: and learn from a joke.
Speaker 4: It's just done.
Speaker 2: There's probably no need to take the mickey mate. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to have a bit of ice cream fun.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm trying to do. And everyone has a
Speaker 2: favorite ice cream, so we're open to all sorts of feedback.
Speaker 4: On this front.
Speaker 1: Turns that you created a lot of controversies, probably through
Speaker 1: some of the ice creams that you left out.
Speaker 2: Just to recap the list coming in at five because
Speaker 2: I couldn't split them.
Speaker 4: The Calipo and the sunny Boy.
Speaker 2: Number four, Cabri Caramel best ice cream, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: so good. Number three the Crunchy ice Cream, Not even
Speaker 2: sure if they still make it. Number two is the
Speaker 2: Rainbow paddle Pop Number one Golden Gay Time Special honorable
Speaker 2: mentions to the Drumstick, the Chocolate Cornetto, and the Mango
Speaker 2: Weeks Whisper. Yes, well I said that before, but I
Speaker 2: didn't elicit that response, and maybe someone wasn't listening me.
Speaker 4: Also, the Bubbalo Bill probably probably could have stuck into
Speaker 4: the top five. I reckon.
Speaker 3: No, the good thing about Bubblo Bill is it's so basic.
Speaker 1: It is so basic, and it's been right on the
Speaker 1: top shelf for decades.
Speaker 2: But also I want to know who came up with
Speaker 2: a bubblo bill, Who looked at a cowboy and thought,
Speaker 2: you know what, you know what, let's im mortivalize cowboys
Speaker 2: in ice cream form with a bubble gum nose.
Speaker 1: But if they went and here's what we'll call him,
Speaker 1: Bubbalo Bill, everyone would have gone, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: guy is going somewhere with this.
Speaker 3: Let's see how it goes. Decades later, here we are, I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to google the inventor of the bubble straight up,
Speaker 2: This Luke from Hackham West. You've got from some feedback
Speaker 2: on the on the list.
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, I'll give you, I'll give you the credit.
Speaker 8: The top three incredible. Wouldn't change a thing. However, don't
Speaker 8: get me started on the Cara Milk. I do not
Speaker 8: know what Cadbury was thinking. I do not know what
Speaker 8: they were thinking. But controversial, I can't, I can't, No,
Speaker 8: I just take it off the list.
Speaker 3: It's a real hate piece for you, isn't it, Loke Luke.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that's in my top five least favorite man.
Speaker 4: Whoa well, well Luke?
Speaker 2: Okay, firstly, who hurts you as a child? Secondly, what's
Speaker 2: your problem with Karra Milk? Karen Milk's incredible.
Speaker 3: By all reports.
Speaker 1: Luke apparently Kara Milk spl Spill speaks very highly of
Speaker 1: you as well. So this is a strange situation we
Speaker 1: find ourselves.
Speaker 4: What do you hate about it?
Speaker 8: It's just look, when they first came out with it,
Speaker 8: I thought, you know what, I'll try it. Ye do
Speaker 8: what I think? Ye hated it. I can't. I don't
Speaker 8: know how people actually like it, to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Well, Luke has got a problem with my ice cream
Speaker 2: and my kids because I love that.
Speaker 1: Goodness me, I don't get as well. Sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: get the fascination with caramel. I'm on lake side with that.
Speaker 1: I haven't really tried it properly enough to hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of you saying I hate things and I
Speaker 2: haven't even tried them.
Speaker 4: To stop it. Goodness. Shelley from Maslin Beach, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Shelley, Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: How are we very good?
Speaker 2: Thank you your feedback on the ice cream list.
Speaker 5: Look, I love some of the stuff on your listening,
Speaker 5: obviously love caramel. I am a mint fiend. I can't
Speaker 5: get enough of mint Maxibond drumstick. When I go to
Speaker 5: the cinema, that has to be a mint chop top. Yes,
Speaker 5: I just love my mint. I'll find it refreshing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: Mint.
Speaker 1: I think mint gets the respect that it thinks it
Speaker 1: deserves via an ice cream because everywhere else in terms
Speaker 1: of sweet, it's not really sweet.
Speaker 4: Mint and my salad. No thanks, no thanks.
Speaker 3: People do takem gum sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but not nice people.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I don't disagree. Mint and chocolate together, very very.
Speaker 3: Nice and hey feeling Joe, it's what a list.
Speaker 4: I feel attacked by Luke to be honest.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, when you have big, outrageous opinions like that,
Speaker 1: there's going to be some pushback.
Speaker 2: Oh man, well, we welcome your calls and also your feedback.
Speaker 2: On the text line, I don't know what that is
Speaker 2: at this point. It's not written anywhere. What's the text line?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you. I for double O NAE on nine
Speaker 3: N one nine. You've had three years on my