Speaker 1: We've got every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Mate, oh what about this the ARJ Barker controversy. So basically,
Speaker 2: if you're not up to speed, what has happened is
Speaker 2: a mother has brought a nine month old baby into
Speaker 2: his comedy show at the International Comedy Festival in Melbourne
Speaker 2: and the baby wasn't crying as such, but gurgling, and
Speaker 2: Arge has argued the baby was distracting.
Speaker 3: Grizzling yes, been described as yeah.
Speaker 2: So in that moment he said, listen, I can't focus
Speaker 2: on what I'm trying to deliver for all the other
Speaker 2: patrons at my comedy show. So he has asked her
Speaker 2: to leave. This is a real conflicting one, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It is a lot and now I mean late yesterday
Speaker 4: to know, I'm speaking to a lot of my mates
Speaker 4: as well, and I feel like very much it depends
Speaker 4: one if you've got kids or not. Yep, but also
Speaker 4: too how maybe Torrant you are with kids as well,
Speaker 4: because a lot of people, I know a lot of
Speaker 4: people who just here even the slightest sound out of
Speaker 4: a child anywhere and they're like, now get.
Speaker 3: Rid of that child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't imagine having a nine month old baby
Speaker 2: and being in a space where I'm like, I would
Speaker 2: like to go to a comedy show. Oh, we've said, baby,
Speaker 2: I actually can't think of anything ridiculous.
Speaker 4: So we live in West Croydon and it's an absolute
Speaker 4: treat to sometimes go to Queen Street Cafe. I went
Speaker 4: there on the weekend, but two times before that we
Speaker 4: got to the front before one of the kids started
Speaker 4: playing up and we said we're not going in there.
Speaker 4: We're not risking this, and you can tell the vibe
Speaker 4: a kid, We're just not going to go in there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because we're goin to cause a saying.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's I don't know, it's a difficult one.
Speaker 2: It was strictly age fifteen plus. So how the child
Speaker 2: got into the venue is his argument. It's like, shouldn't
Speaker 2: have been there in the first place.
Speaker 3: What fake idea is that.
Speaker 1: Baby just flushed it on the way in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're good in small fifteen year old but
Speaker 2: hey yeah yeah. So I don't know as a comedian
Speaker 2: it would interrupt your train of thought, i'd imagine, But
Speaker 2: I do have to say this with well, I've interviewed
Speaker 2: archback over the years quite a few times when he's
Speaker 2: come here for Fringe, and I've been less than impressed,
Speaker 2: right okay.
Speaker 1: By his demeanor and his manner.
Speaker 5: Did you in fact, he's.
Speaker 3: A bit of a talk when was this? Did you
Speaker 3: bring one of your babies in at the time.
Speaker 2: I was trying to breastfeed and ar was like, you
Speaker 2: can't interview me.
Speaker 4: Text lines open I four double nine one nine, or
Speaker 4: he can give his call thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Where do you sit on this one?
Speaker 4: Because immediately, yessay, I was like, well, come on, Arch,
Speaker 4: it's not that bad. But since all the facts were
Speaker 4: sort of half lined up and apparently made a bit
Speaker 4: of a joke, which is quite funny when the baby
Speaker 4: was grizzly, he said, oh, look, the baby's clearly saying
Speaker 4: get me out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not enjoying it.
Speaker 2: We do have Arch here trying to explain exactly why
Speaker 2: he did what he did.
Speaker 6: Doesn't take much to distract an audience, you know, when
Speaker 6: they're watching a show. And I worked on there's jokes,
Speaker 6: and there's timing, and there's posies, and so I made
Speaker 6: this decision. It wasn't easy because I knew it was
Speaker 6: really awkward for me. To be honest, I said, you know,
Speaker 6: I'm really sorry, but you know, the baby can't stay.
Speaker 6: I shouldn't have been in that position because the show
Speaker 6: is a fifteen plus show.
Speaker 3: So he has doubled down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely did.
Speaker 4: He's not leaving any sort of space for any other direction.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I made the right call.
Speaker 2: But I do think comedians in this space would have
Speaker 2: an opportunity just to laugh and have a joke with it.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, I don't know if you did
Speaker 2: the right thing or not. A lot of other mums
Speaker 2: got up and walked out in solidarity for this woman.
Speaker 2: But yeah, whether she would have she should have taken
Speaker 2: the baby in the first place, is the question.
Speaker 3: I guess, very very interesting stuff.
Speaker 4: All right, give this call thirteen and twenty four ten
Speaker 4: your thoughts on this one, because this is a genuine
Speaker 4: I reckon yesterday whenever when I was speaking to it
Speaker 4: was absolutely fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think.
Speaker 4: A lot of people yesterday straight away had their opinions.
Speaker 4: But then when you find out that it was strictly
Speaker 4: fifteen plus, yeah, I think that changes everything.
Speaker 2: And if you call on thirteen twenty four ten and
Speaker 2: there's a baby crying in the background, we will hang
Speaker 2: up on you immediately.
Speaker 3: We can't take that distraction.
Speaker 4: I've always said, as we all Joe's three things that
Speaker 4: you just cannot take babies too anymore. Of course, bucks parties, ye,
Speaker 4: don't take your baby to a Bucks parties. Also paintballing, no,
Speaker 4: just don't do it. But also bungee jumping. Leave them
Speaker 4: at home unless you have the breastfeed your baby at
Speaker 4: a Bucks party. It's just a strange one, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I've just worked out exactly what that could mean. Why
Speaker 4: is there a mother at a Bucks party?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're telling the story kinda Helene.
Speaker 1: Out, Good morning, Good morning, How are you good? What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on this one? Did he do the
Speaker 1: right Dawn or not?
Speaker 7: Look, I don't think that the mum and the baby
Speaker 7: should have got in, firstly, but I'm a mam of
Speaker 7: five and I wouldn't personally take my children into a
Speaker 7: show because of that distraction. So given that saying that,
Speaker 7: I think that it could have been out within a
Speaker 7: different way, like publicly humiliating someone seems like it's the
Speaker 7: issue rather than the baby crying and gristly. So I
Speaker 7: think that you know, if they had a marketing team,
Speaker 7: perhaps that they could have discreetly had a conversation with
Speaker 7: mums yeah, and asked her to quite believe. But if
Speaker 7: it was me, I would have been if the baby
Speaker 7: was unsettled, made myself to excuse myself and went out.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing.
Speaker 2: The minute that you get your baby gets grizzly and
Speaker 2: starts interrupting other people. I try and remove my children
Speaker 2: from that situation. But at the same time, I sort
Speaker 2: of think she needs to be applauded for getting out
Speaker 2: and about and trying to go about her life with
Speaker 2: a small child.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and perhaps she didn't have a baby sitter option.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 7: Cool, But I guess it's up to If they're saying
Speaker 7: it's fifteen class, they shouldn't have allowed her to get
Speaker 7: in in the first place, or if she did get in,
Speaker 7: they should have honored that and allowed her to stay.
Speaker 7: Since Sinner's baby's crying, I think as apparently would excuse yourself.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Helene. Can you shut
Speaker 4: that baby?
Speaker 2: I've got to in the back at the moment, warn
Speaker 2: you we said he baby in the background. Absolutely, we
Speaker 2: would cut you off, lady, thank you.
Speaker 1: So much for calling.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm let's see from Arch Barker, he doubled down.
Speaker 6: Doesn't take much to distract an audience, you know, when
Speaker 6: they're watching a show, and you know, I worked on
Speaker 6: these jokes and there's timing and there's positive and so
Speaker 6: I made this decision. It wasn't easy because I knew
Speaker 6: it was really awkward for me to be honest, I said,
Speaker 6: I'm you know, I'm really sorry, but you know, the
Speaker 6: baby can't stay. I shouldn't have been in that position
Speaker 6: because the show is a fifteen plus show.
Speaker 4: It's it's a solid point. It's a fifteen plus show.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I get that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just we need to normalize breastfeeding, though. I think
Speaker 2: that's part of the issue here. It's women should feel
Speaker 2: comfortable in most situations. But whether that baby should have
Speaker 2: been at the comedy show debatable.
Speaker 3: Well does it matter if it's breast fighting? I don't.
Speaker 3: I think it was more so that was making noise.
Speaker 1: A Columbae Jared thoughts on.
Speaker 9: This one as a father of four. Look, I understand
Speaker 9: everyone wants to it out and all for this lady
Speaker 9: for having the power to go out and enjoy herself.
Speaker 9: But I think you've really got to choose your venues
Speaker 9: that you're going to and the things you're going to.
Speaker 9: It's clearly listed as a fifteen plus show, like did
Speaker 9: they sneak the child in? Like I don't know the
Speaker 9: same thing as staking a bottle of boos and to
Speaker 9: it first of all, or something like and to defend
Speaker 9: arch like should it really have been his job to
Speaker 9: make the mother and child leave? Shouldn't it have been
Speaker 9: the dorman? Like all black and look, I don't know
Speaker 9: the guy personally, don't know what he's like. I've never
Speaker 9: done interviews like you, Joe, but it's should have really
Speaker 9: been put in that position where he had to do
Speaker 9: it in the middle of his show anyway, Should it
Speaker 9: have been the dorman that should have done the job?
Speaker 3: Probably right, good points, very good questions.
Speaker 2: I'm also standing on stage being a comedian delivering jokes.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like that's my worst nightmare having to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 9: I'm talking on air of you, and I'm petrified. Case
Speaker 9: of people like completely understand, like's done a very good
Speaker 9: chab to play professional. I'm just a trucktor like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I think you could veer into the direction of radio
Speaker 4: if you want to do, Jared, that's how good your
Speaker 4: performance has been this morning.
Speaker 2: Jared, thank you so much for your call. Have a
Speaker 2: great day, Trish. Should that baby have been in the venue?
Speaker 10: No, we'll stop.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 10: Look, I'm a mother of three and I think my
Speaker 10: husband and I are amazing parents. All our children are
Speaker 10: in our twenties now, but we had three under five,
Speaker 10: and if we were fortunate enough with having no family,
Speaker 10: if we were fortunate enough to have a date night,
Speaker 10: I would do so much research and homework to make
Speaker 10: sure that my husband and I went out and had
Speaker 10: a great night together so that we were away from children.
Speaker 10: And again, if you want to if you want to
Speaker 10: advocate and turn it into this, oh my god, it's
Speaker 10: about breastfeeding.
Speaker 11: Hey.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're all in total to breast reread wherever we want,
Speaker 10: whenever we want. But that's not what this is about. Yeah,
Speaker 10: that show was fifteen plus and I don't even like Arjbaker,
Speaker 10: but I think he was well within his rights. But
Speaker 10: it's like the gentleman said before me, really, come on, guys,
Speaker 10: was it argest problem to deal with? No, it should
Speaker 10: have been everybody that set up that show that sold
Speaker 10: the tickets, that let them in the door. Yadi yadi,
Speaker 10: yadi YadA. So I mean hell trade kids under five.
Speaker 10: I was dying for a night out without the kid.
Speaker 1: This is a thing.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything worse than going to a
Speaker 2: comedy show with a baby with a nine months old Like,
Speaker 2: surely if you're having a night out, having a stressful
Speaker 2: if you can get a babysitter stressful.
Speaker 3: Trish.
Speaker 4: We just spoke to you for forty five seconds, and
Speaker 4: what we can absolutely confirm is you're someone who gets
Speaker 4: straight to the point.
Speaker 3: We very much appreciate that.
Speaker 10: Yes, Ye're welcome, thanks to having me on God.
Speaker 4: You're so welcome, Trish, absolute legend, Ken Sensor text give
Speaker 4: you your thoughts on this. So for double nine nine
Speaker 4: one nine or gives care thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: The debates will continue.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of news, Oh my goodness, this is all over
Speaker 2: the news at the moment. US comedian Arji Barker has
Speaker 2: faced backlash and even reported walkouts at his show after
Speaker 2: he asked a mum and her seven month old baby
Speaker 2: to leave his Comedy Festival show on Saturday night. I'm
Speaker 2: really torn on this one. We'll talk about it a
Speaker 2: little bit later. But basically, the baby wasn't crying, but
Speaker 2: it was grizzling, and the mother decided to give it
Speaker 2: a quick feed to keep the baby quiet, and ARJ
Speaker 2: stopped down his show because he said he couldn't concentrate
Speaker 2: and it was interrupting his flow, so asked the mother
Speaker 2: to leave the theater.
Speaker 4: So this emerged yesterday afternoon in particularly Channel seven. We
Speaker 4: spoke about this a lot, Yeah, and in depth and clearly,
Speaker 4: and we'll talk about it. Like you said, after seven o'clock,
Speaker 4: I mean to love you to get involved his wealth
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. But the opinions different in terms
Speaker 4: of whether you've got kids on us. Yes, that's what
Speaker 4: it feels like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like there's two types of people, Like when
Speaker 2: you've got a baby crying on the plane, there's the
Speaker 2: person that tries to help, and there's the one that
Speaker 2: sits there and just stares the parents down, like shut
Speaker 2: your baby up. Yeah, it's a real devicey one, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like you're choosing for the baby just to be
Speaker 4: in absolute usage.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, trust me, my kids when they're a nuisance, I
Speaker 4: hate them more than you do, particularly.
Speaker 3: When you're a public space exactly. We'll talk about that
Speaker 3: a little bit later on you Susie.
Speaker 4: What about the World Antidoping Authority WADA is potentially about
Speaker 4: to go absolutely berserk on these Chinese swimmers.
Speaker 3: What twenty three metals potentially stripped?
Speaker 13: Yeah, this one's a big one.
Speaker 11: So they're going to hold a press conference after it
Speaker 11: came out that twenty three Chinese athletes were still allowed
Speaker 11: to go to the Tokyo Olympics and compete and they all,
Speaker 11: I think all of them nearly got medals or gold
Speaker 11: medals or whatever. So they could be stripped of them
Speaker 11: because they were tested and they had a banned substance
Speaker 11: in their systems.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, wait, so I'm not across this story at all?
Speaker 2: Is this retrospective? This has happened in the past these
Speaker 2: swimmers because.
Speaker 11: It's come up Obviously we've got Paris Olympics coming up,
Speaker 11: so there's been a big like we'll hang on a set.
Speaker 11: It's only just come out. Why are we only hearing
Speaker 11: about this now? They shouldn't have metals, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, seriously, I mean the message here is just
Speaker 4: be better at masking them.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I'm joking, don't take performs
Speaker 3: enhancing drugs.
Speaker 2: I think the message what Olympics it was, because obviously
Speaker 2: I've lived through so many of.
Speaker 1: Them, but there.
Speaker 2: The first one amazing.
Speaker 1: I wore my loin cloth.
Speaker 13: Coconuts on my boot.
Speaker 3: That was an Olympics too, I think, by the way, and.
Speaker 1: Then I had a wreathed around my head. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: I loved every moment of the Rome Olympics.
Speaker 3: What was Casar like, Yes, this is definitely retrospect, so
Speaker 3: washed his space.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had the point to that story, and I've
Speaker 2: lost it. No, can you remember there was one Olympics
Speaker 2: and there was a Chinese female swimmer standing on the
Speaker 2: podium and everyone was like, you've got to be joking
Speaker 2: and her.
Speaker 3: Lat's we're touching your hips.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 3: She was a brute.
Speaker 4: Shoot, she was huge, and everyone's like, something is going
Speaker 4: on here. And then yeah, surprise, surprise, they got done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, a revelation clean.
Speaker 3: I was the athletes.
Speaker 11: Good on some people though, because after a few lemonades,
Speaker 11: I can't even get on a bike and ride, so
Speaker 11: I'm good on them.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go, there's your post. A snooze at news.
Speaker 4: Jade's you know me, I'm really trying to find my
Speaker 4: way as a parent, and sometimes it's hit. Sometimes it's
Speaker 4: miss es. Mainly miss and if it wasn't for my
Speaker 4: wife Kara, during ninety nine percent of the work in
Speaker 4: terms of parenting, I would be absolutely you know what.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't want you to talk yourself down, but
Speaker 2: you probably spot on.
Speaker 3: Let's just be honest. Let's just be honest for a second.
Speaker 4: I would be laying face down in a drain pool
Speaker 4: somewhere with our car.
Speaker 1: I know your savior, absolute savior.
Speaker 3: And while that's happening, the kids are eating ice cream
Speaker 3: for breakfast. That's not good, is it. I clearly swear
Speaker 3: too much in front of the kids.
Speaker 4: And blessed car she says, we swear too much in
Speaker 4: the kids and we need to change our ways.
Speaker 3: But it sits me. It's one pcent me.
Speaker 2: So you're not just swear in front of your kids.
Speaker 2: You've sworn in front of my kids on a few occasions.
Speaker 2: Yeah in the car.
Speaker 3: That's because you know, telling me what. I'm a loudspeaker.
Speaker 1: You stitch me up, not on purpose.
Speaker 5: It's a whole different story anyway.
Speaker 4: So they've started dropping the F bomb, and what's even
Speaker 4: more concerning is they start using it in context when
Speaker 4: it makes sense. So it's starting to become a genuine
Speaker 4: part of their language. Okay, So we made up a
Speaker 4: new rule which is very much an old school rule,
Speaker 4: and I reckon I had it as well. If it
Speaker 4: wasn't this, it was probably the must in the mouth.
Speaker 4: So right, next person that says the F word, soap
Speaker 4: in the mouth and you've got to wrench your mouth
Speaker 4: out and we've got to wash it clean. Wow, very
Speaker 4: very drastic, and I think part of the kids are like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: that's not going to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you won't make it.
Speaker 1: Do you also give your kids the cane?
Speaker 4: What happens in the Hayes household is private and confidential. No,
Speaker 4: I don't, but I caught the cane. By the way,
Speaker 4: did you different story back at Beckham Public School? Did
Speaker 4: he really really used to get hit all the time
Speaker 4: as well? There's a lady by the name of missus
Speaker 4: Walker and she still terrorizes my dream.
Speaker 2: So on the hand or on the buttocks.
Speaker 3: On the bottom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really absolutely, you got caned on the bottom primary school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, big time goodness.
Speaker 4: And that was early nineties. Yeah, and imagine what it
Speaker 4: was like in the seventies and eighties. What was it like?
Speaker 3: Joe?
Speaker 4: So I took Henry to the driving range on Sunday.
Speaker 4: He's mad in the golf at the moment, and Dad
Speaker 4: doesn't play golf very much, and Dad was just having
Speaker 4: a bit of a go at the driver and it
Speaker 4: just wasn't working. It just wasn't working. As one particular
Speaker 4: moment where Dad gave himself some really harsh feedback, and
Speaker 4: I think he said the F word twice right, and
Speaker 4: little eagle eared.
Speaker 3: Henry said, what did you say? Did you say the
Speaker 3: F word?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 4: And these kids don't forget, as you know. And then that
Speaker 4: night when we got home, Henry, out of nowhere said,
Speaker 4: in front of marmas well, and knew exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 4: You said the F word, and you said that if
Speaker 4: we say the F word, you're get to wash our
Speaker 4: mouth out with soap.
Speaker 3: So here you go.
Speaker 4: And he brought a soap spencer over its men what
Speaker 4: and pointed it towards my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And this was one of those moments I thought, Oh jeez,
Speaker 4: do I lead by example?
Speaker 3: Do I say not tonight's son, I'm not in the mood.
Speaker 4: So I had to copy mouth full of soap, swish
Speaker 4: it around, and then spit it out in front of
Speaker 4: the sink and making sure that both my kids were watching.
Speaker 3: Really we go on that path.
Speaker 1: What sort of soap was it?
Speaker 3: It was one of those hands soap.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the really nice soap?
Speaker 14: Was it?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 3: Smell lavender?
Speaker 13: Swear again?
Speaker 3: Quick score check please?
Speaker 4: It is currently eighty five in favor of yours, truly,
Speaker 4: big ol come back. You started the year so well
Speaker 4: and then you're really your form has been awful, But
Speaker 4: we had two weeks off, so I assume that you
Speaker 4: went off the Gold Coast to do this a little
Speaker 4: bit of a training camp, which you did because you
Speaker 4: were hassling buskers yelling out the songs that they were playing.
Speaker 2: See the look on my face right now, that's my mum.
Speaker 2: Look when my kids annoy me, that is my absolute mum.
Speaker 2: Look like that's enough Pleasantok?
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 3: Are you are? You give me that look? Very very relicularly?
Speaker 3: What's all that about?
Speaker 15: Look, it's been a couple of weeks, so I'm expecting
Speaker 15: big things from both of you. As the official adjudicator. Jodes,
Speaker 15: I know you've been rehearsing. That's great, Hazy, Hopefully your
Speaker 15: ego has come down a nuts or two, we say,
Speaker 15: a wholesome fun family game of songs.
Speaker 8: A song songs.
Speaker 3: It's called confidence.
Speaker 15: It's called confidence, sweetie, Well Joe, speaking of confidence, this
Speaker 15: will get you going.
Speaker 8: First call of three.
Speaker 15: Today was Natalie from Happy Valley and she picked you Tea.
Speaker 1: Thanks Nat, I'm.
Speaker 10: Sure you were practicinging the break, Jod.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Nat, And I appreciate your sympathy sort of
Speaker 2: selection this morning as well.
Speaker 8: I don't think it was sympathy. I think it was faith.
Speaker 3: And you can nervous you up by the way.
Speaker 15: Daniel from Langhorn Creeks on Team Hazy today. All right,
Speaker 15: it is the same as always. Three songs and over
Speaker 15: hits and throwbacks or chestralized. You just gotta get the
Speaker 15: best of three. That's all we have to do.
Speaker 3: Should we rip in?
Speaker 8: We should rip in song number one place.
Speaker 2: Jody cod like favor lovet.
Speaker 8: Hazy said his name first, Hazy what he gets?
Speaker 3: I believe it's cold play?
Speaker 14: Jones. I'm sorry, have.
Speaker 3: You forgotten how to play this game?
Speaker 1: I just got so excited that I know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I forgot my name.
Speaker 8: Do you know how much I wanted to pay that to?
Speaker 3: You hate me so much? In the spage, all right,
Speaker 3: the person in the world that likes you right now
Speaker 3: is Daniel.
Speaker 15: From It's not that I don't like you, it's just
Speaker 15: Jones just then looked like a kid at Christmas.
Speaker 4: She was really excited and I'll what she opened up
Speaker 4: in presents the night before and she got in trouble.
Speaker 15: That's for redemption, and I feel I'm feeling good about
Speaker 15: this one. Some number two plays.
Speaker 2: Yes, go on, I Want It that Way by Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 3: That was good. I was even I'll still be getting
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 14: Do you think that to me?
Speaker 15: That was the easiest one of the day.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I love She.
Speaker 2: Should have been a clean sweep but anyway.
Speaker 8: But instead we get an epic tie break.
Speaker 15: I love this song number three for that boy.
Speaker 3: Thanks for the memory, Thanks for the memory that goes
Speaker 3: to joy Still it's all funny games that ins usely.
Speaker 4: But also how about that Danny boy.
Speaker 3: Wasn't already inflated in this space?
Speaker 15: That's a Wallace family pass for Daniel from Like Gone
Speaker 15: Creeks after the.
Speaker 2: Movies, Daniel, I'm sorry, Natalie, this could have all gone
Speaker 2: very different. I remembered my name.
Speaker 8: Just Judd.
Speaker 2: Why didn't I okay, I'm sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 10: You did your back.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, I wasn't quite good enough of it.
Speaker 8: You've set yourself up for an epic comeback story.
Speaker 3: Great arc wat.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves an underdog, don't they, don't they?
Speaker 3: You are very much sounded.
Speaker 4: I think next week you're playing about nine bucks my
Speaker 4: recent form.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you're so angry.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not angry.
Speaker 1: I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I'm feeling so good? I just want to be generous.
Speaker 4: How about I give away some live golf k thanks
Speaker 4: for having on Hazy.
Speaker 3: I'm such anaker.
Speaker 14: He gets soup. Houston again.
Speaker 2: Friends, we don't have a problem.
Speaker 8: Please welcome to the Jody and Hazy Show. Danny Houston.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, Dan Houston, welcome back.
Speaker 5: It's been a while, it has it has. Happy holidays
Speaker 5: to you too, Thank.
Speaker 1: You so much.
Speaker 14: Dan.
Speaker 2: I was in Melbourne on the weekend and I was
Speaker 2: going to the netball not your football game, unfortunately, and
Speaker 2: we're so we were walking to John Cane Arena, which
Speaker 2: is next to where you were playing, and all the
Speaker 2: Pie's supporters were pouring out of the ground and I
Speaker 2: felt awful as a port supporter, and I felt awful
Speaker 2: for you as a player.
Speaker 1: It must have felt pretty terrible.
Speaker 5: In the aftermath, Yeah, did it was.
Speaker 16: We got off to a good start and I thought
Speaker 16: the piles hands might leave here, and then no, they
Speaker 16: stuck around to the end and we dished out and
Speaker 16: not so great three quarters to finish the game, and
Speaker 16: they played really well, and you know, credit to them,
Speaker 16: they were too good.
Speaker 5: And we'll chime bounce back this week.
Speaker 4: He said, what the hell, I'm just going to say this.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be very open ones, because that's what
Speaker 4: we do with you. Into the first quarter, they pegged
Speaker 4: it back to seventeen points. You thought, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Porch is going to reestablish himself. In the second I
Speaker 4: was a channel seven.
Speaker 3: I went to the toilet.
Speaker 4: I had a bit of a sit. I came back
Speaker 4: and you were two goals down. A blink of an eye.
Speaker 5: That's Collingwood for you. I guess they can score really quickly.
Speaker 16: But you know, we looked at the game and we
Speaker 16: weren't good enough in a few areas and that'll cost you.
Speaker 16: And you know, when you come back from the to toil,
Speaker 16: it yeah, can look like that.
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you go to the toilet for about twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes that's what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really sort of eased myself and I thought
Speaker 4: I checked my phone, thinking that will be about thirty,
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: It's bloody pies.
Speaker 1: I'll get you.
Speaker 4: Hey, we're talking this morning about what you'd want to
Speaker 4: be when you when you grew up?
Speaker 3: A huge says off the back of it, I.
Speaker 1: Just sort of revealed that banel peg the astronaut.
Speaker 2: Like as a small child, who goes, I want to
Speaker 2: be an astronaut?
Speaker 1: Catherine did, sure enough.
Speaker 4: And we also listed in particular the things that I
Speaker 4: wanted to do and I didn't achieve any of them.
Speaker 3: But what did you want to be when you're.
Speaker 2: Can you please tell Dan what you wanted to do
Speaker 2: as a child?
Speaker 3: Wants to be the front man of seven Hours? Do
Speaker 3: you even know what he's seventeen? Is down?
Speaker 5: No c no cluote No, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 16: So now I did one of these sports player in
Speaker 16: some aspects, and you still absolutely love cricket and one
Speaker 16: of my favorite players was was Andrew Simon's and numb.
Speaker 16: My girlfriend Steph was talking to Mum and Mum's like, oh,
Speaker 16: can I tell you a story about Dan?
Speaker 5: When he was going up. He used to have this
Speaker 5: cat called Guardi and used to put zinc on him to.
Speaker 16: Make him like Andrew Simon. So that's what I wanted
Speaker 16: to be with, something like Andrew Simon's. But if it wasn't,
Speaker 16: I was going to make it my cat. Yeah, and
Speaker 16: now I play footy and the cat's no longer hear.
Speaker 4: There is no way in the world that we could
Speaker 4: have predicted that you were going to talk about putting zinc.
Speaker 14: On your cat.
Speaker 2: No, no, at least your cat never got sun burnt too.
Speaker 16: Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, I can't be with an
Speaker 16: out those stories, mum in front of other people.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. But you always wanted to be a sportsman.
Speaker 5: Yeah in some aspects.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I need to ask you about something on Instagram this week,
Speaker 2: and so you've you've touched on your girlfriend who lives
Speaker 2: inter state. Yes, there was a photo on your Instagram
Speaker 2: story this week of her. Quite pretty predictable. Was that
Speaker 2: like a hard launch of the relationship.
Speaker 16: I reckon, I reckon it would be I reckon it
Speaker 16: would be a hard launch, not like the hardest, but harder.
Speaker 5: And then I reckon.
Speaker 16: There was a few soft launchers before, so that's yeah,
Speaker 16: strategically played.
Speaker 4: There you go, because what we will say we won't
Speaker 4: go into specific names. But I was upstairs Big Company five,
Speaker 4: double A and over. I think I saw all the
Speaker 4: girls sort of crewdit around and looking at your story
Speaker 4: of one of the comments I heard, yes, bloody hell,
Speaker 4: she's gorgeous.
Speaker 16: She is, she's very pretty, so very lucky man, which
Speaker 16: mate I actually had at my mate's wedding. So I
Speaker 16: was in the I was in the bridal party of
Speaker 16: my mate and she was in the brider party of
Speaker 16: his wife.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, a bit of.
Speaker 2: A classic bridesmaid story.
Speaker 1: How many months have you been to here?
Speaker 5: I've been saying for about close to five months, now.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, isn't that interesting? He's like five months.
Speaker 2: It was my thirteen year at Adventistry today, and I
Speaker 2: completely forgot, actually the difference between a new relationship and
Speaker 2: an old one.
Speaker 4: Oh, in the absolute honeymoon face and secured Friday nights,
Speaker 4: big stage of course, ANSAC round weekend and also one
Speaker 4: of your old mates one hundredth roly for one plays
Speaker 4: hundredth game AFL game. Are you just going to give
Speaker 4: him a little cheeky one just to remind him of
Speaker 4: what it could have been, even though he got dere
Speaker 4: listed by the club.
Speaker 16: Potentially he's a good maid of mind and he plays
Speaker 16: down the other end of the ground, and you know,
Speaker 16: I might be a chance not to say a word
Speaker 16: to him all night. But you know, he did flag
Speaker 16: this hundredth game to us for a while if he
Speaker 16: played every game, so he'll be looking forward to it,
Speaker 16: no doubt.
Speaker 5: We'll try and upset it.
Speaker 16: And if we don't cross paths, I'm actually not too
Speaker 16: sure what I'll do yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, we have to let you go upstairs to
Speaker 2: five double A and break all the sales girl's hearts.
Speaker 2: So we've got to let you go. But thank you
Speaker 2: so much for coming in, and good luck on the way.
Speaker 5: Having cheers.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize today was a significant date.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2: So I just got a text message from my husband
Speaker 2: this morning and it said happy anniversary. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: thirteen years come on, thirteen blissful years for him.
Speaker 4: So look, let's just explain the roles in turns of
Speaker 4: who's the organized one and who's the one who's just
Speaker 4: a little bit of an airy fairy in your relationship.
Speaker 1: You can work it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I just want you to say.
Speaker 2: It, but I mean, actually, I'm going to put this
Speaker 2: back on him because was it written in the family calendar?
Speaker 3: So now you try to gaslight him.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not, but it is his fault that I
Speaker 2: didn't remember the anniversary because one job right it on
Speaker 2: the calendar?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Okay, So how did this conversation take place? Obviously the
Speaker 4: first message comes from him? And then what's your response
Speaker 4: back to him? Did you admit that you didn't know?
Speaker 4: Or do you play along the whole time? I was
Speaker 4: testing you this morning?
Speaker 2: No, I just played along nicely and I just said
Speaker 2: he said, it's our wedding anniversary thirteen years. That's a
Speaker 2: solid effort. You are very lucky, he is what he
Speaker 2: said to me. I said, happy anniversary. I am the
Speaker 2: luckiest girl in the world. You are also a very
Speaker 2: lucky man. Are we celebrating? And then he sent something
Speaker 2: back that I can't describe on it?
Speaker 3: What did he send back? What do you mean? What's
Speaker 3: going on here? It was a picture picture report like
Speaker 3: a love heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's run without.
Speaker 3: For mummies and daddies. Interesting leave you with that. Let's
Speaker 3: talk at Meghan Trainer because you'll know.
Speaker 14: I'm all.
Speaker 3: No, it's a real solid Bobby song.
Speaker 2: Do you have some real thoughts about Meghan Trainer's style
Speaker 2: of music that will leave them for off air?
Speaker 16: You do?
Speaker 3: Positive? I can't even remember, not overly positive anyway.
Speaker 4: She has a newborn and she's given it an outrageously
Speaker 4: Aussie themed name.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't call it it, given the baby.
Speaker 4: She's given him, thank you an outrageous Ozzy name. Think
Speaker 4: of the most I'm not going to say oker, but
Speaker 4: what are the names that you don't think that you
Speaker 4: would ever see a baby Australian ever?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 3: Bruce Bruce spot on Joes?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: His name is Barry Bruce.
Speaker 2: She's doubled down not just b Barry and b because.
Speaker 4: There was a little thing not too long ago as
Speaker 4: well about Barry's being almost extinct.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, one's calling their babies Barry.
Speaker 4: No. She also revealed as well that she was motivated
Speaker 4: by Bruce the Shark from finding NEMO names Bruce, and
Speaker 4: that's the motivation for making her little toddler. He will
Speaker 4: be Barry Bruce, and he will probably have no trouble
Speaker 4: in his class because he will be the only Barry
Speaker 4: there'll be no confusion, like with my kids. It turns
Speaker 4: out Henry and Charlotte were very, very proper the names.
Speaker 4: There's three Charlottes and Charlotte's litle or c class is.
Speaker 1: There really Yeah, a few Henry's as well.
Speaker 4: There's two Henry's in his class, so a lot of
Speaker 4: Charlotte goes by Lottie. We can genuinely identify her.
Speaker 2: There are some names that you just think we won't
Speaker 2: hear them again in a baby sense.
Speaker 3: I thought one hundred percent it would be Barry, But
Speaker 3: here you.
Speaker 1: Go, Bruce, Barry, Bruce.
Speaker 3: Some beautiful Bruces.
Speaker 2: When they're in trouble, Barry Brucece.
Speaker 3: We really got a double down. Some names that surely
Speaker 3: you won't see. You won't see it again. Ian like
Speaker 3: a baby.
Speaker 7: Ian.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine a little beautiful baby?
Speaker 15: Ian.
Speaker 2: I cannot begin to tell you how much you just
Speaker 2: read my mind. Then Ian came like to my frontal
Speaker 2: lobe right then, and you said it.
Speaker 4: Ian is the name of a grown up who probably
Speaker 4: has a little bit of a pot belly, maybe enjoys
Speaker 4: the side.
Speaker 3: Of tennis on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Slightly boarding, definitely slightly boarding works in the office good
Speaker 4: family man though is Ian.
Speaker 1: He is Ian.
Speaker 2: He also likes to dabble in chess.
Speaker 4: Yes, because he's a thinker. Yeah, he's a smart guy.
Speaker 4: What about a little baby Paul? There's no baby Paul's
Speaker 4: ever getting around ever again?
Speaker 3: Surely? Oh look at this, it's so beautiful. What's its name? Paul?
Speaker 3: Excuse me? I mean sorry, Paul? Is your baby in account?
Speaker 2: This is on the edge. But do you think there's
Speaker 2: going to be a lot of baby Darren's?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Okay, I'm not sure that Darren's
Speaker 3: on the hot list right now.
Speaker 1: I think Darren's been done.
Speaker 3: What about the Ain family? We're talking Kine, Shane, Dwayne, Blaine,
Speaker 3: all the Anes. There could be a few new baby Kanes.
Speaker 3: I reckon you think? I'm just not sure about Dwayne
Speaker 3: and how much goodness has Dwayne the Rock Johnson done
Speaker 3: for the baby name Dwayne?
Speaker 2: But also baby Kanes.
Speaker 1: They're controversial, Yeah, they're controversial.
Speaker 3: Now, thanks a lot, Cornsey, Can we do this some
Speaker 3: of those old school names?
Speaker 4: Do you know if someone who's got a baby with
Speaker 4: these original names which you thought were probably going to
Speaker 4: get extinct?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, Please get involved this morning, those
Speaker 2: names that we just don't see anymore in babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Normal, that's a traditional name in itself, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Your daughter at Norma. What's her name?
Speaker 7: Beth?
Speaker 3: Beth? That's good? How old is Beth?
Speaker 7: She's fourteen?
Speaker 2: Fourteen?
Speaker 1: Is it Elizabeth or just Beth?
Speaker 3: Plain bear, plain old Beth.
Speaker 7: Okay, yep, she's the best, Jade best, And I'm yep,
Speaker 7: and I'm a normal Jane.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: That's nice at work.
Speaker 2: But you don't see many baby normals anymore, do you.
Speaker 10: No, No, I've ever come across one. The only normal
Speaker 10: is I've come across. Yeah, well, very very mature.
Speaker 2: Normal plumber, former head coach of diamonds.
Speaker 3: There you go. Of course, I was just about to
Speaker 3: say that you definitely weren't.
Speaker 2: You were not about to make a netball reference.
Speaker 1: Not any circumstance, Norma.
Speaker 4: Has Beth got any friends around her age that are
Speaker 4: also called Beth?
Speaker 3: Like? Is it a very is it a rarity? There
Speaker 3: is no?
Speaker 7: No, no, all.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Amber. What's your son's name? Amber?
Speaker 7: My son's name.
Speaker 10: Is Paul as well.
Speaker 4: We were just you've got who as well, I've got
Speaker 4: a John as well, John and Paul, John and Paul,
Speaker 4: beautiful traditional names, I think.
Speaker 3: Radical name and you're just sort of straying away.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry we offended each and
Speaker 2: every one of your children.
Speaker 1: Just before.
Speaker 5: I got a bit of a modern one page.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, and we'll take us through it. The motivation
Speaker 4: behind the name Paul. Where did it come from? Because
Speaker 4: she just can't imagine too many other eleven year old
Speaker 4: has been called Paul.
Speaker 10: There's not and he's got autism and he's very aware
Speaker 10: that he's.
Speaker 3: Only That's awesome. It's unique from his.
Speaker 10: Great grandfather that passed away before your pawn.
Speaker 4: Right there, you go, Okay, Ibby in the newsroom, you've
Speaker 4: got an idea for a very very good name which
Speaker 4: you don't reckon.
Speaker 3: We'll probably make comeback soon.
Speaker 11: I feel bad because a friend of mine, her partners,
Speaker 11: called this Nigel.
Speaker 3: I'm not a couple of Nigers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great people, Yeah, but the old Nigel no friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also like Karen's, isn't it it's just been tainted forever.
Speaker 11: It's over In the UK, a pub held a festival
Speaker 11: because Nigel officially became extinct in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: So are you saying that, no Nigels.
Speaker 11: No, nobody named their son Nigel between twenty sixteen and
Speaker 11: twenty twenty, so it was officially there's no Nigel all years.
Speaker 1: No Nigels.
Speaker 13: Yeah. Wow, yeah.
Speaker 1: So they had a party, they had a night.
Speaker 11: They called it a nige Fest.
Speaker 13: It's like Abfest but better. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Grace. What's your baby called.
Speaker 12: His name's Bruce Williams.
Speaker 4: Bruce Howlds three?
Speaker 2: Why Bruce?
Speaker 8: Grace?
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 12: I named our first child together, me and my husband,
Speaker 12: and we said, well, I'm going to name the second one,
Speaker 12: and came.
Speaker 2: Up with Bruce, right, And do you know any other
Speaker 2: baby Bruce?
Speaker 12: No, I don't. But he goes to childcare and there's
Speaker 12: Larry's and there's Wilfrid's and there's breads and they've all
Speaker 12: been bunched together together, Wilfrid and Larry.
Speaker 2: I love that little posse. There's Bruce and Wilfrid and
Speaker 2: Larry and they're all on the swings, just having the
Speaker 2: best time ever. Brilliant nanke you Grace, Hey, Theresa?
Speaker 3: Here you going good?
Speaker 14: Good?
Speaker 1: Okay, hit us.
Speaker 12: Husband's names, Wayne, brother in law's names Albert, Albert.
Speaker 1: Here you go, what seriously, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: That's perfect, beautiful, strong, traditional names.
Speaker 1: So much.
Speaker 4: So, have you got have you got any kids, Teresa,
Speaker 4: or if you had future plans three kids, any of
Speaker 4: these traditional names on the horizon, or we try something
Speaker 4: new and funky.
Speaker 7: I have three kids and their agent Madeline and Zachary.
Speaker 1: No cool, pretty funky? Oh goodness, May
Speaker 2: We genuinely apologize to all the people we've offended Their
Speaker 2: last segment,