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Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody, welcome you, Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: How are we all?
Speaker 4: We are, good morning, very good.
Speaker 5: Did you have any time outside? Spectacularly it's lying in
Speaker 5: the sun like sun baking.
Speaker 6: Is today a ripper as well?
Speaker 5: No, tomorrow, I think much better todays.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that worked out well.
Speaker 5: It actually felt like spring, almost like it was warm
Speaker 5: in the sun.
Speaker 6: I have the school musical today.
Speaker 2: Of course I wanted to go.
Speaker 6: It's the matinee, so it'll just be me and seniors.
Speaker 5: After film postcards for production in your pan and Hudson
Speaker 5: is in the role of a tree.
Speaker 6: Yes, important role. It is an important role. Clinton. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 2: I think you deliberately booked that knowing I was busy.
Speaker 3: Today and unfortunately I can't get you tickets for the
Speaker 3: nighttime productions. That's right, three yeah, so we've got matine today.
Speaker 3: Then they take it. They go back to the hall
Speaker 3: tonight for the night.
Speaker 2: But you don't go to them all.
Speaker 6: You just you've got to go and pick them up. Yeah,
Speaker 6: do you wait at the stage door?
Speaker 5: Yes, with flowers and chocolates their favorite performance, favorite favorite
Speaker 5: trees and the production come on.
Speaker 6: Like I'm not going to eat the chocolates, so yes,
Speaker 6: I've done that today. Can't wait for that.
Speaker 4: How some breaking news just through on the email, like
Speaker 4: literally just now what as we revealed on this program,
Speaker 4: Snoop has just been announced. I knew it time, we
Speaker 4: knew it.
Speaker 6: I knew postmke canthleys.
Speaker 4: F the AFL drilled to announce that global music icon
Speaker 4: and entertainment powerhouse Snoop Dogg will headline the pregame entertainment
Speaker 4: Snoops the MCG.
Speaker 2: Because there was a room yesterday that that would had fallen.
Speaker 4: Through on a radio arrival of ours Thaw their breakfast show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: on their rumor file they said that Snoop wasn't happening.
Speaker 2: Really about Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's been the it's been a real role
Speaker 4: it goes. Really it has been, you know, so rumors
Speaker 4: have been swirling.
Speaker 5: Whatever, Right, we'll dig into it next. We'll get it
Speaker 5: right into it next. We've got a fun show this morning.
Speaker 5: We've also got some cash up for grabs the first
Speaker 5: half hour of the show.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are going to be joined by She's a
Speaker 3: bit of a powerhouse after seven thirty.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited about this. A lot of people in
Speaker 5: Melbourne have been talking about the brand new Mecca Megastore. Well,
Speaker 5: the CEO and founder, Joe Horgan's going to join us
Speaker 5: and tell us all about what is happening in there.
Speaker 5: I went in on Friday and they were accues for days,
Speaker 5: not day.
Speaker 6: A lot. Yeah, I saw a lot of people in
Speaker 6: the city.
Speaker 2: It's back to life.
Speaker 3: Andy Allen from Master Chef is going to be dropping
Speaker 3: by and guys, tomorrow's the day if you missed it yesterday,
Speaker 3: we are doing a pilgrimage to the Final Pizza Hut
Speaker 3: here in Victoria, the final all you can eat pizza Hut.
Speaker 6: Now we're going back to the nineties.
Speaker 2: It's in bell It's in the rat Can.
Speaker 6: I just stress right or two things?
Speaker 3: One is if you want to get on the bus
Speaker 3: and join us, we'll give you a chance later on
Speaker 3: this morning. So far, we've got the clown who was
Speaker 3: a lady that used to work.
Speaker 5: She worked there for a long time and she also
Speaker 5: was the clown for a short period.
Speaker 2: Clown.
Speaker 6: We've got the hut virgin, hot virgin.
Speaker 4: That's right, allowed to go?
Speaker 6: Yes, the parents bandit yah, the pizza Hut Virgin of
Speaker 6: the clown.
Speaker 2: She said her whole family went once when she was little.
Speaker 2: They all got food poisoning.
Speaker 3: But things have changed since they put snee guards in.
Speaker 2: Going to rebel against her parents' advice and come with
Speaker 2: us so.
Speaker 6: That you can get on the bus.
Speaker 3: A little bit later on in the show, can I
Speaker 3: just stress to it be careful what you eat tonight?
Speaker 6: What's that well tomorrow? So we don't need yourself?
Speaker 7: God no, but I think.
Speaker 5: You need a bigger dinner so you stretch your stomach
Speaker 5: if you don't eat, hungry the next day.
Speaker 2: Isn't that how it works?
Speaker 6: It's like the divers when they when they're about to
Speaker 6: go free diving?
Speaker 2: What do they do?
Speaker 8: Know?
Speaker 6: You expand the lungs, don't you? So you hold your breath. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so you can hold your breath longer. It sounds about right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I don't you think free diving has anything
Speaker 5: to do with or you can eat pizza hut to
Speaker 5: get them on the line.
Speaker 2: I'm finding the correlation very difficult.
Speaker 6: I think when you see me more in the car park.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna look like a free dive.
Speaker 6: No, I will not know.
Speaker 3: It's like you'd sink, do not wear wet so of
Speaker 3: breath or you can so look our pets up pilgrimage.
Speaker 3: More on that later on in the show. Let's get
Speaker 3: into it. This is Gaga. You're on the air with
Speaker 3: Lauren Clintyre as well. We're doing Thanks to Mates.
Speaker 5: She already express breaking AFL news.
Speaker 9: The pimps in the grib blink drop it like it.
Speaker 2: Like Clinty and I. There was some controversy it's been.
Speaker 4: A polava, hasn't it, because there's been funny sort of
Speaker 4: whispers and mixed messages and.
Speaker 5: We thought snoop explaining the ground final, then we thought
Speaker 5: maybe post alone and then we heard Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Ross and Rachel Tommy Kyle Minogue on the way.
Speaker 5: That was from friends. Anyway, clint you have confirmation, yes.
Speaker 4: In the form of an email from a very excited
Speaker 4: AFL He sends email. J Ellen sends it is the
Speaker 4: head of comms there at the AFL and the quote
Speaker 4: is from Andrew Dillon, the AFL Grand Final is the
Speaker 4: biggest event on the Australian sporting calendar and this year
Speaker 4: it just got a whole lot bigger. We want Grand
Speaker 4: Final Day to be an unforgettable celebration of footy and
Speaker 4: beyond the four cause of the match is celebration of culture,
Speaker 4: energy and entertainment. Snoop fits that brief better than anyone.
Speaker 9: Snoop thousand fans and the best two teams and your
Speaker 9: boy big Snoop Deal double G at the MCG, I
Speaker 9: can't wait to see Island September for the tail strap
Speaker 9: pregame entertainment brought to you by me.
Speaker 2: Called do O double G, said the mc double Jack.
Speaker 2: How good he'll we Gray?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you'll be.
Speaker 5: Now are we going to do a ground fund of
Speaker 5: breakfast because we should definitely get him to come to hard.
Speaker 6: We'll set up smoke signals if anyone's going to run
Speaker 6: to it, it'll be snow.
Speaker 2: It will be so confirmed locked in.
Speaker 4: We'll end up with a Carli Minogue impersonator.
Speaker 6: I dare say.
Speaker 3: Probably are sticking with very use.
Speaker 6: On one of the footy shows last night. Is it
Speaker 6: the Circle?
Speaker 2: I don't know it's one of the circle.
Speaker 6: Was that the one with ding Dong.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Christy one on? No, it's the one with Jonathan Brown.
Speaker 6: Yes, on the couch was a couch.
Speaker 5: Bux was on it last night and he was saying
Speaker 5: it's sort of the first time since he's left Collingwood
Speaker 5: that he's actually considered going back to coach at the Demons.
Speaker 2: Guys, I think it's happened.
Speaker 4: So this follows a departure or the sacking more to
Speaker 4: the point of Simon Goodwin, a premiership coach.
Speaker 6: Now it's going to happen. As a Melbourne fan, how
Speaker 6: do you feel about it?
Speaker 4: I feel good about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Collingwood to a Grand Final?
Speaker 6: Did he did?
Speaker 2: He did a whole bunch of fun.
Speaker 4: Yes. I think at this stage Melbourne like Nathan Buckley,
Speaker 4: and Nathan Buckley likes Melbourne.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 6: So it's like.
Speaker 4: They're sort of in the early days of dating, right,
Speaker 4: but they're sort of courting each other now. The official
Speaker 4: process dictates the fact that there needs to be a
Speaker 4: subcommittee which interviews all the candidates.
Speaker 6: Yes, you know, does the process everything.
Speaker 4: I'm just wondering if they know then, if they know
Speaker 4: that he's the man, why don't they just.
Speaker 6: Just do it.
Speaker 5: It wasn't there other suggestions and those other coaches have.
Speaker 2: Said that, No, they're not interested.
Speaker 4: John longmy Long, myye, said Adam Simpson.
Speaker 2: So that's helped that process a bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been accelerated and they've already said they want
Speaker 4: an experienced coach at the helm.
Speaker 6: So I think it's good. I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 2: I think Melbourne need it.
Speaker 6: We do it. It's going to be weird going to.
Speaker 2: It's a grand old flag.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine Melbourne colling? If I was the a
Speaker 4: f L, I would schedule that matches Round one.
Speaker 6: Absolutely zero. We can't confuse bucks. What's going on?
Speaker 10: Round zero?
Speaker 2: That was just a one off to balance out.
Speaker 6: Strange gather rounds going to throw him. It was a
Speaker 6: two off because it was this year as well. It
Speaker 6: happened two years in a row.
Speaker 2: They're not doing it's.
Speaker 4: Now a tradition. No, it's not one years or one
Speaker 4: off two years in a row.
Speaker 3: No, it's been two years. The tradition continues hopefully Melbourne.
Speaker 2: And think I've ever heard round zero or just.
Speaker 6: You know what you're right kick off the season with
Speaker 6: the round zero first game?
Speaker 2: No, just round one. Let's lose round zero.
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 6: We still have to do. It's tradition.
Speaker 2: We don't need it. Traditions are made to be broken. Oh,
Speaker 2: we don't need it.
Speaker 6: I don't mind it.
Speaker 4: Actually, what I don't know?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 6: Can you not promoke her?
Speaker 2: What's the point of it.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just jabbing her.
Speaker 6: Bucks is headed to Melbourne. Yeah, he is, he is.
Speaker 6: It's more than likely. He confessed.
Speaker 5: It's going to be like he's going to be like
Speaker 5: our Snoop Dogg last night we called him and no,
Speaker 5: actually I think it's someone else.
Speaker 3: Is going to Melbourne and Snoop Dogg's coming to the g. Well,
Speaker 3: good morning, everyone's gone twenty six to seven.
Speaker 6: That's a rock.
Speaker 5: Guys, do yourself a favor and get on Instagram and
Speaker 5: have a look at Christiano Ronaldo's rock that he's just
Speaker 5: proposed to his fiance.
Speaker 6: She can't lift her hand.
Speaker 4: So has he reposted her post?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, she has a couple posts. No, no, she's
Speaker 5: just posted it.
Speaker 6: That's not a Michael Hill number.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: No, no, I mean it looks it's just I've never seen.
Speaker 6: Anything like are you just us grind?
Speaker 2: It's good cool Clint.
Speaker 5: So it's already got four point eight million likes on
Speaker 5: We're going to need a big it is enormous. Georgina,
Speaker 5: Georgina's got the biggest r. Remember when remember when Mariah
Speaker 5: Carey got engaged to James Packer. Ye, yes, I've ever seen,
Speaker 5: and then Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos and everyone frothed
Speaker 5: over that.
Speaker 2: This is fifty times. This is like, you can't wear this.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of work picking the engagement ring. You
Speaker 3: got the color, size, the clarity.
Speaker 2: This would be all the best of all of those.
Speaker 6: What's what's the imperfections? The vb twos, the vv ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just like nothing I've ever seen. I've
Speaker 2: lost words.
Speaker 4: Did you take anyone with you?
Speaker 6: Ja? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then you know the worst thing happened to me.
Speaker 3: I'm in the jewelry store. You get talked into going
Speaker 3: over budget. I'm like, of course, you.
Speaker 2: Do, get up sold.
Speaker 6: I got up.
Speaker 3: Sold, cut up sold, and then like, you know, my
Speaker 3: handshake and I'm tapping the card. Dude, you know, go
Speaker 3: through No, no, no, it approved. But I'm like, i
Speaker 3: have no money, that is it. I am broke.
Speaker 2: I'm catching I'm walking home.
Speaker 6: No, I walked outside and I found her to parking ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh I want to kick in the tea torched the
Speaker 5: car to sign of.
Speaker 6: Things to come.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 5: Congratulations Christianna and Eldo and Georgina.
Speaker 3: Yes, just watch you park everybody, This is an over.
Speaker 3: I want to thanks to Choldy Express. You're on the
Speaker 3: air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well until it
Speaker 3: come this morning, Andy Allen from Master Chef and your
Speaker 3: chance to when you wait to see Ed Sheeran in Sweden.
Speaker 2: Are you guys into UFC?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: No, I've never drunk the kool aid. Yeah, I find
Speaker 6: it a bit.
Speaker 2: It's very violent.
Speaker 4: I mean, isn't that the boy is not that cool
Speaker 4: with the blood?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got quieting into it when I was living up
Speaker 5: in barroom because the boys would do UFC Sundays. One
Speaker 5: of the boys had hosted his house on Sundays and
Speaker 5: I just go for the barbecue.
Speaker 2: In the social aspect.
Speaker 6: You also a nick minute, she's a bandwagon?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, But it was more like we'd all go
Speaker 5: and the boys would watch it, and then I got
Speaker 5: kind of I was like kind of fascinated by it,
Speaker 5: but I couldn't watch the females do it.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't watch the chicks fighting.
Speaker 3: I got invited by mate yesterday together pub Big Four
Speaker 3: coming up? Would I would have nobody?
Speaker 2: Bad would happen and I'd.
Speaker 6: Be still going.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: I think he's done, isn't it.
Speaker 2: No, he's running to be prime minister. Yeah, president.
Speaker 6: Politics even canceled. I'm just gidding it.
Speaker 2: No, he's just got in big trouble irishman.
Speaker 12: He's a bad man.
Speaker 13: We don't like McGregor anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, bad man court hasn't he.
Speaker 7: He's always in court?
Speaker 12: But yeah, he's just an answer that he's trying to
Speaker 12: run to be president of Ireland.
Speaker 2: But he also just got charged with some hideous offense.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're off. Yes, this is why it's not for us.
Speaker 5: I kind of watched it a little bit, but then
Speaker 5: someone had their leg or something and I'd be.
Speaker 2: And then they put it in slow mo in replay
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, you could watch the snap. There it is and.
Speaker 2: When they're swollen ears explode her.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Way the UFC yesterday there was a female UFC star,
Speaker 5: Angela Hill, and she went to do her Now I
Speaker 5: don't know that much about it. Is it the way
Speaker 5: in the way in and obviously you have to be particular. Wait,
Speaker 5: she got on the came out in her little short
Speaker 5: shorts and her little cross up crop top, and then
Speaker 5: she pulled out her what I would call back in
Speaker 5: the day chicken fill its like the cups in a
Speaker 5: We used to wear these silicon chicken sisters.
Speaker 6: I'd find them around the house everywhere.
Speaker 2: And as you get older, Oh yeah, they weren't actual
Speaker 2: chicken fillings.
Speaker 4: They were like they were like a I've seen them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like a stick on bra Anyway, she
Speaker 5: pulled them out. Some people just wear them to give
Speaker 5: yourself a bit lift. She took them out because they're
Speaker 5: obviously going to add way. I don't know why she
Speaker 5: even wore them on the stage in the first place.
Speaker 5: And the official that took them out she gave them
Speaker 5: to was this older guy who kind of just didn't
Speaker 5: know what to do with them, and he tried to
Speaker 5: just put them on the side on top of the scales,
Speaker 5: and one went flying across the stage. She was so embarrassed.
Speaker 5: But I don't know why you would put them in
Speaker 5: there in the first but like, you're making a bigger
Speaker 5: scene having to take them out in front of everyone.
Speaker 5: Did you see it. It were flung across the stage
Speaker 5: a chicken filla.
Speaker 6: It used to be all around fill three older sisters.
Speaker 5: Because back like we had early days girls sometimes you
Speaker 5: don't develop till a bit later. But you want to
Speaker 5: look like you've got boobs, you were chicken filets or
Speaker 5: they're a stick on ones which you just give you
Speaker 5: a bit of lift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's important for the way and as well to
Speaker 4: look your best.
Speaker 2: I know, but you've got to be a certain way.
Speaker 3: Eight, let's park, let's part chicken filets. Let's focus on underwear.
Speaker 2: They really did look like chicken filets though, didn't they?
Speaker 6: They really did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you wouldn't want to leave them
Speaker 3: in the fridge. Thirteen twenty four ten is oun Where
Speaker 3: did your underwear end up?
Speaker 2: Oh? Have you had a runaway pair of redg Grundies?
Speaker 6: We have you?
Speaker 3: No, not met, we'd mates of ours? Stay once growing day.
Speaker 3: There the godparents are and he's doing the lawn trick.
Speaker 3: Like a couple of weeks later and she's like, have
Speaker 3: you got different men's Sundays?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I know what's going on. You know when someone leaves
Speaker 2: and ends up take it in a towel.
Speaker 3: In the water and I'm like, they're not mine, and
Speaker 3: she's like, well, there are another blokes who have your
Speaker 3: head over. I'm not filling the house with blokes when
Speaker 3: you're not here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, at least it wasn't like a lacy red
Speaker 2: g string.
Speaker 6: I didn't say what top of underwear.
Speaker 4: He said it was Dave's noear, it was Dave loves
Speaker 4: It third a twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Finding someone else's underwear in your underwear draw it's quite startling.
Speaker 5: You open it and you're like, hang on a second,
Speaker 5: these aren't mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't be jumping into them.
Speaker 5: No, but also like whose whose are they? They're clean,
Speaker 5: and why are they in my house?
Speaker 6: You would you jump into someone else's unf clean They've
Speaker 6: gone through the wash and there you know producages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm quite protective over mine underwear. I'm not wearing
Speaker 2: other peoples.
Speaker 6: I thought you say not wearing underwear.
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing other peoples.
Speaker 3: You're spicing things up for Tuesday. Yeah, produce you got a.
Speaker 6: Story, Well, we'll live.
Speaker 12: Our apartment is currently on the sixteenth floor and we've
Speaker 12: got to put a windy balcony when we put the
Speaker 12: laundry out of the balcony, and we don't have enough
Speaker 12: pegs to go around.
Speaker 7: Sometimes the jocks take flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I had a boyfriend who lived in an apartment and
Speaker 5: he used to put his washing out on the balcony
Speaker 5: and it would often fall down onto the balcony below.
Speaker 5: And there was his heart chick that lived in the
Speaker 5: balcony blow And I was there one day when I answered.
Speaker 2: The door and she came to return his unders and I.
Speaker 5: Was like, exkew, use me, who are you? She knew
Speaker 5: what she was doing to Yeah, thirty, I was like,
Speaker 5: excuse me.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone found in your car that shouldn't have been there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thirteen twenty four ten? Where did the underwear
Speaker 3: end up? Give us call it over In return, I've
Speaker 3: got specsavers about it. How would you like to drop
Speaker 3: four hundred dollars on a new set of frames or
Speaker 3: grab yourself some sonnies give a sculp. We're talking rogue underwear.
Speaker 3: Where did yours or someone else's end up?
Speaker 2: To find someone's as well?
Speaker 4: Can you ask you a question, jas, how many pairs
Speaker 4: have you got?
Speaker 6: A lot?
Speaker 4: So you've got an under drawer full? Yet its full?
Speaker 4: Because I don't have that many.
Speaker 6: I'd take twenty five to thirty.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I have that lot.
Speaker 6: I'm a bulk buyer.
Speaker 4: Did do you turf them after a while or yeah
Speaker 4: you're crusty?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, I'd get rid of them.
Speaker 2: Do me not so crusty?
Speaker 6: I just got the new bamboo once gifted to do
Speaker 6: they breathe the book? No?
Speaker 5: No, I bought Kimmy Skimmy's remember iaturing the skims sale.
Speaker 5: I hate like loads, but women have so like you
Speaker 5: guys just wear the same thing.
Speaker 2: We have like micro ones, we have.
Speaker 4: Flying different occasions like full.
Speaker 2: Break, we've got boil leg, We've got like some to
Speaker 2: sleep in. We've got like we've got like a little
Speaker 2: boy like a little short.
Speaker 4: What is it like you're wearing shorts?
Speaker 2: You know they're like little like cut like shorts, not
Speaker 2: like a G string, not like a full brief.
Speaker 6: What when do you wear that?
Speaker 5: What's the Sometimes if I'm just wearing it with like
Speaker 5: a T shirt to bed.
Speaker 3: Wait trying to do the voice, try and make it
Speaker 3: sound sexy.
Speaker 6: Feather were little boy short shirt?
Speaker 2: Okay? Or when i we're like when I were bed,
Speaker 2: we're boy shorts. They're not like bog too shorts the roots.
Speaker 2: They're like a man.
Speaker 4: No, no, they're not even like when you're running around
Speaker 4: the town.
Speaker 5: No, no, I don't have a vp L when I
Speaker 5: walk the town. I don't run the town, but I'm
Speaker 5: certainly not doing it.
Speaker 2: In a boil leg.
Speaker 3: Let's get to Michelle in our part. Michelle, you're underwear
Speaker 3: or someone else's someone else is? Okay, where did they know?
Speaker 13: So? So I work at a basketball stadium for junior
Speaker 13: and domestic, and we have to give out their bibs
Speaker 13: for people that don't have jerseys to play basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So it's our job at the end of the night
Speaker 13: to take those bibs home and put them through our
Speaker 13: washing machine and our drier and get them back the
Speaker 13: next day. And because they're mesh, when they go in
Speaker 13: the dry they get very staticky. So every now and again,
Speaker 13: when the laundry come back, we get someone's pair.
Speaker 2: The lacys are attached. Michelle, do you wear boy legs?
Speaker 2: You don't have to tell me. No, no, no, she's
Speaker 2: not a boy leg girl.
Speaker 6: There you go, Leslie, good morning.
Speaker 2: Do you wear boy legs?
Speaker 6: Leslie?
Speaker 14: No, no, no, I'm trying to give them as a
Speaker 14: bit actually.
Speaker 2: Oh, what's your favorite cut?
Speaker 14: Oh like the boxes sing?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, nice girl, Leslie who's underwear went rogue?
Speaker 14: Don't mind it?
Speaker 10: Actually what happened?
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I went to the Christmas party and it's
Speaker 14: been hilarious because all I've ever wanted is a bump.
Speaker 14: And I saw these underwear thesedies.
Speaker 2: If you've got like a pancake bum and you wanted more.
Speaker 14: And I wanted that booty and they've got built in no.
Speaker 6: Filets filets.
Speaker 14: So you've got this nice little dress on and then
Speaker 14: you've got like a booty. And my daughter Grace was saying, Mum,
Speaker 14: you're not going out in them anyway. It was hilarious.
Speaker 14: It was a drunker clock. The dress came up photos
Speaker 14: and they ended up on the board.
Speaker 6: At work with the photos or the underwear on the noticeboard.
Speaker 2: My god, she was flashy. She pulled her dress up at.
Speaker 4: Drunken Your checks are on the noticeboard, not her cheeks.
Speaker 6: If you sat down with force and punched one.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I think those they're not like liquors.
Speaker 6: Oh right, okay, no, hey, these are boi legs. By
Speaker 6: the way. Yeah, I know what I didn't know because
Speaker 6: I'm single.
Speaker 2: They're not very attractive. Boi Legs. You've showed me that though.
Speaker 6: If you're doing the voice there legs Boi.
Speaker 4: Legs Channel nine.
Speaker 6: It is currently.
Speaker 2: Looking right now.
Speaker 6: Emily, good morning.
Speaker 16: Hello, how you guys doing?
Speaker 3: We were good?
Speaker 2: Do you have a pair of rogue guandies?
Speaker 13: Hello?
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6: That's okay, rodies. What do you got for us?
Speaker 16: Yes, well, there was someone else's. I actually went to
Speaker 16: a Magic Mike concert and one of the guys through
Speaker 16: their boxes and the way into the audience. So I
Speaker 16: caught them, and they were looking for them later in
Speaker 16: the night, and I actually put them in my handbag
Speaker 16: and took them with me. And what did I forgot
Speaker 16: about them? And then my few months.
Speaker 2: And how did that go down?
Speaker 16: Well, luckily I took a photo of them at the
Speaker 16: actual venue with some of my friends, so I had
Speaker 16: witnesses that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not the conversation you want to be having.
Speaker 6: I promise you.
Speaker 2: There is strippers better. Yeah, magic mics.
Speaker 6: So what are you doing?
Speaker 4: What do you do with Mike Sundays? Do you frame them?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's a real magic mic.
Speaker 6: She wanted to give them back. Our producer this is
Speaker 6: gen Z a's a story?
Speaker 2: It was here at work? Actually, do you want to
Speaker 2: tell the story appropriate? Yes, they were mine.
Speaker 5: I went to get changed in the in the bathrooms
Speaker 5: and I walked out and I got a message about
Speaker 5: half an hour later from VIVR receptionist saying.
Speaker 14: Hi, Darling, I found your underwear.
Speaker 2: They were on the floor. Oh you dropped them.
Speaker 6: At least you didn't do a page. Imagine that.
Speaker 5: Oh she put them in their red bag? And were
Speaker 5: they were they like nice lazy ones? Or do you
Speaker 5: have your Mickey Mouse Sundays on that day?
Speaker 7: Kenny?
Speaker 2: They were my Mickey Mouse one?
Speaker 6: Say are your boy legs?
Speaker 10: Number?
Speaker 6: Stuff?
Speaker 4: About their boiling?
Speaker 6: Sorry? I can he can't know?
Speaker 2: Absolutely can I can ask gen Z about it, but
Speaker 2: you can't. We're like sisters. Girls talk like that.
Speaker 5: Undies?
Speaker 2: Are you wearing right now? Clint still any check? Has
Speaker 2: he got any on?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I got not just a pair of black bond.
Speaker 2: Are they a brief or a short?
Speaker 4: They're a man leg they boy?
Speaker 3: Honest question on a on a night out? Are you
Speaker 3: conscious of what underwear you wear just in case someone
Speaker 3: else will see them?
Speaker 6: Going into a night out? Are you look?
Speaker 17: You know?
Speaker 6: I think it's going my way.
Speaker 4: I'm not an always underwear kind of guy. Are You're
Speaker 4: a free baller sometimes really every now and then.
Speaker 2: But when you're single, you didn't.
Speaker 6: I think you know.
Speaker 4: You go to the gym, I don't. You don't wear
Speaker 4: underes the gym, gym, hang it out. You've got the shorts,
Speaker 4: have the built in that message that if.
Speaker 3: You see Clint getting off the roller, you make sure
Speaker 3: you wipe that thing down.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what undies are you wearing?
Speaker 3: Big news in the AFL world this morning, not only
Speaker 3: Snoop Dogg finally confirmed to play in the Grand Final,
Speaker 3: finally Nathan Buckley could be heading to Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Do you want to coach next year? I don't know
Speaker 6: if I if you do or not.
Speaker 17: There's a spot available now, and this is the first
Speaker 17: time that I've actually wanted to go further down the
Speaker 17: track to find out what that challenge would be and
Speaker 17: whether it would fit for where I'm at in my
Speaker 17: life as well.
Speaker 6: He's very careful playing games. It's happening.
Speaker 2: He's going to the demons.
Speaker 5: It's going to happen. I reckon and I can't wait
Speaker 5: for Collingwood v.
Speaker 2: Melbourne.
Speaker 6: They should definitely kick off next season with that.
Speaker 2: One potentially zero coming up next, up.
Speaker 4: Next, it's party time for many of us, not all
Speaker 4: of us, but many of us. And it's very satisfying.
Speaker 6: Jace.
Speaker 3: There's a weird anniversary Clinton knows about. We'll go there next.
Speaker 4: It's a really special day today and I can't you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm not surprised that either of you have remembered,
Speaker 4: because I celebrate and I don't like gimmicky days in
Speaker 4: the calendar.
Speaker 6: Right, we celebrated.
Speaker 4: We did celebrate Lazania Day.
Speaker 6: That's not gimmicky. Big on Shrove Tuesday, Pancake.
Speaker 2: Day, cakes yea is his food related.
Speaker 6: It's not. You've lost me, don't be so selfish. Exactly.
Speaker 4: It's important and you'll understand why it's so important to
Speaker 4: me when I tell you about it. Today is International
Speaker 4: Middle Child Appreciation Day.
Speaker 2: Here we go, hey or the winging child. I'm marrying.
Speaker 6: Middle children because parents go. We'll go back in again.
Speaker 2: It's not perfect.
Speaker 6: What are you the youngest?
Speaker 2: You're the youngest, because it's rotten family legends.
Speaker 6: Youngest.
Speaker 3: After I came along, they were like, we've got surprised entitled.
Speaker 4: Now I have udged children. I have trudged through life
Speaker 4: as the middle child. I've got one on top, my
Speaker 4: brother Ryan. I've got actually two sisters below, so there's
Speaker 4: two of us in the middle. But I've trudged through
Speaker 4: life as a middle child. Always a middle child, missed
Speaker 4: out on so much. Okay, so here here's one for you.
Speaker 4: Mum and dad thought, you know, we want to make
Speaker 4: our kids look beautiful, and you know, the teeth is
Speaker 4: something that people always look at. Ryan, you can have
Speaker 4: braces yet, no worries. Casey, you can have braces because
Speaker 4: you want your teeth to still look really good. I
Speaker 4: had the most shocking, hideous, looked like a dog's teeth
Speaker 4: growing up until I decided to get my own teeth
Speaker 4: done later in adult life because Mum and dad thought, no,
Speaker 4: you know what, middle child. No, he's looking on cares,
Speaker 4: no one gives a rats about you. Well today, you
Speaker 4: know what, you're a middle child. We're here to celebrate.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen, I would like to open the Nova
Speaker 4: Middle Child Appreciation Hotline.
Speaker 5: Maybe you've got a winging middle child in your family,
Speaker 5: or maybe you're married to one.
Speaker 4: In doing so, if you feel a grieved, if you
Speaker 4: feel forgotten. Today's your moment to feel seen.
Speaker 2: Okay, lonely Middle Child Day for all.
Speaker 4: Those who celebrate twenty four ten? Are you a middle child?
Speaker 6: Been so top?
Speaker 2: Left behind you?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: I don't understand what it's like to get everything in life? Jase,
Speaker 4: tell me about it. What's it been like?
Speaker 2: It's wonderful well.
Speaker 6: Being the youngest we have defend for ourse outside.
Speaker 2: By the time we come on off, Yeah, we're hunter
Speaker 2: and gatherers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the time we come along, I was just
Speaker 3: put on the floor, you know, to walk away, crawl
Speaker 3: around the house.
Speaker 2: I'm so smart because we just learned.
Speaker 6: Yes, you already get what you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're exactly pretty good. We're exactly what they're
Speaker 2: looking good on the youngest side, Clint, I.
Speaker 4: Don't want to hear it. Today is Middle Child Awareness Day?
Speaker 2: Awareness or appreciation?
Speaker 6: Both?
Speaker 4: Awareness appreciation?
Speaker 3: Did you make this looking at these sad little people?
Speaker 3: Ringing thirteen twenty fourteen?
Speaker 2: Number coming? Were you left behind? Because you're a middle child?
Speaker 7: Today?
Speaker 2: The middle children.
Speaker 7: Fight back.
Speaker 6: Pink number one hundred.
Speaker 3: In the morning, you're on the air with Jason and
Speaker 3: Laura and our middle child Clint is here with us
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: Sort of a fake middle child.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the oldest.
Speaker 2: Because you're the second oldest to four.
Speaker 4: But where am I in the pecking order?
Speaker 2: There's no real balls.
Speaker 4: There was there was for sixteen years when I was
Speaker 4: the true middle child, true because.
Speaker 2: Your younger sister came. So now you've pracked it because you're.
Speaker 6: Not a real middle Just shut up. See you're the
Speaker 6: middle child here too.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 6: That's why.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm not seen.
Speaker 2: That's why you're getting no attention.
Speaker 6: Middle children.
Speaker 2: You get attention from the people who listen to this.
Speaker 4: Stereo stereotype because of our birth there's I.
Speaker 2: Love you children get the most.
Speaker 4: We just want to be noticed. We want to be heard,
Speaker 4: We want to be seen. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Are you
Speaker 4: a middle child? Have you felt aggrieved growing up? Now
Speaker 4: is your time?
Speaker 6: What did he say?
Speaker 5: My back?
Speaker 2: Middle children?
Speaker 6: Hello, bridget By, how are you guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, bridget because bridget it's our day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, completely great, middle children. I'm one of four on
Speaker 8: the thirteen line and oldest brother could do no wrong.
Speaker 8: Youngest sister she's the princess of the family.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure you do.
Speaker 4: It bridget Have you missed like me? Have you missed
Speaker 4: out on a lot when you've been going through the
Speaker 4: sad music.
Speaker 18: One hundred percent peak ups from school?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they just forget, They just don't turn up.
Speaker 8: You name it children. You know they can tend for themsels.
Speaker 3: I got the school musical today. It's like you go
Speaker 3: when the oldest kid, you know, it's a stage, like
Speaker 3: this is exciting, and then you're like, oh god, we're
Speaker 3: going to go again. And then when the third comes along,
Speaker 3: you're like, I missed.
Speaker 6: The school production again.
Speaker 2: No one, no one cares about it sounds better right, listen?
Speaker 5: Okay, sad middle children, today is your day, thirteen twenty
Speaker 5: four ten.
Speaker 2: Give us a call and tell.
Speaker 4: Us how how it was. We've got Belinda from Laura
Speaker 4: Belinda Hello.
Speaker 6: Hello, God, they've all got a tony. Are you okay?
Speaker 6: Because how was your upbringing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 18: Get the music, get theileen out whenever.
Speaker 5: I had two.
Speaker 18: Older siblings and the younger siblings, and they used to
Speaker 18: push me out of the house, lock me out, throw
Speaker 18: stuff from the top windows, tell me I was on love.
Speaker 18: And then they found me and I was an adopted child,
Speaker 18: and no one really liked you. Anyway. So now I
Speaker 18: just want to be seen.
Speaker 10: I want to be heard.
Speaker 18: So I'm on the radio and you feel the.
Speaker 5: Energy of middle child day today, getting wrapping its my
Speaker 5: data sign.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Butlinda, we got to move on. Middle caller.
Speaker 19: Good one, Good morning, Good morning, Jill.
Speaker 6: Are you're right too happy to be a middle child?
Speaker 19: Well? I am now a favorite child. But back when
Speaker 19: I was growing up, my grandparents so my parents told
Speaker 19: me on the Great Eventure to go stay with my
Speaker 19: grandparents in the Gold Coast while they took my older
Speaker 19: and younger. That's a euro Disney.
Speaker 5: Why it was expensive today.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying is they didn't want to put
Speaker 3: you through that horrific long haul flight.
Speaker 6: How about you be grateful because.
Speaker 2: They knew you'd wine the whole way.
Speaker 6: Children, you know what I would have taken. You're putting
Speaker 6: you in the middle seat. Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 5: Did you ever make your revenge journey to euro Disney?
Speaker 19: No, I shouldn't, but I did move from New Zealand
Speaker 19: to Australia, which has now made me the favorite child.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you might get your chance, you might become
Speaker 6: the favorite child.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Yana. Today we hear you we see clean.
Speaker 5: Come on, you get a message to all the middle
Speaker 5: children out there. That's what I'm saying. It will be quiet.
Speaker 5: You can have one minute to talk to all of you.
Speaker 5: One minutes, thirty seconds.
Speaker 6: Actually we're running late.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everyone, and is just gone twenty two
Speaker 3: to wait on Wednesday. So tomorrow we are leaving the
Speaker 3: studio at eight thirty. We are jumping on a bus
Speaker 3: and we are doing the Great Pizza Hut pilgrimage.
Speaker 6: It's very us.
Speaker 3: We found the last remaining all you can eat pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: Remember the nineties, the shell dessert bowl.
Speaker 5: I mean I went to birthday parties there, I went
Speaker 5: to Netbull breakups there.
Speaker 2: It was like it was a hub of activity.
Speaker 6: I don't remember. You'd be lying out waiting to get in.
Speaker 4: Something I've not told either of you is that I've
Speaker 4: started it might get healthy campaign Mark two.
Speaker 6: Oh. Here we go. So here. I'm not being boiler.
Speaker 6: You're not bringing boiled eggs to the US.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a real situation for me. I
Speaker 4: might have an exemption.
Speaker 6: No, absolutely no, no, I might.
Speaker 4: I might pull an exemption tomorrow allow myself to go.
Speaker 6: I thought you were going to say you're going to wait.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm on a health kick from buses, so I'm
Speaker 5: currently trying to organize some troubles.
Speaker 4: So am I actually Laurent?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm allergic to the roads and I see busses
Speaker 5: with jas for three hours, so I'm thinking we should
Speaker 5: I think we should go on helicopter.
Speaker 6: We're on of us.
Speaker 2: How long as a helicopter on of us by.
Speaker 6: The time we get to Tulle Marie.
Speaker 5: Pizza hunt helicopter? Yeah no, we'll just get picked up
Speaker 5: from the river.
Speaker 6: A health kick, so I'll be going the thin and
Speaker 6: crispy Basis.
Speaker 2: No cheesy cross for you, No cheesy crush.
Speaker 5: Do you think they're like they would have They would
Speaker 5: have had to change their menu so much with all
Speaker 5: the different dietary requirements.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it will be.
Speaker 2: There will be hey coming up next gluten free Basis.
Speaker 6: We've got a very special guest we do.
Speaker 5: And I'm very excited about this guest because she's someone
Speaker 5: who I admire greatly.
Speaker 3: And she's the lady behind Mecha. Their biggest store on
Speaker 3: Burk Street is now open. You want to score a
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars gift box, give us a call now
Speaker 3: at nover, guys, there is something we've been chatting about
Speaker 3: for the past a week on the show.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
Speaker 6: It's big, it's massive, it's in the city.
Speaker 2: And it's bought Melbourne to life.
Speaker 6: It really has and it's open.
Speaker 3: Mecca Mayhem shoppers give their verdict on Melbourne's new megastore.
Speaker 5: Three hundred team members will be on hand to help
Speaker 5: the fifty thousand people expected in stall. Founder and CEO
Speaker 5: Joe horgart front and center.
Speaker 2: Thousands cued to get.
Speaker 6: In Loves of You were there on Friday.
Speaker 5: I was the brand new Mega store has opened in
Speaker 5: Burke Street. Joe Horgan joins us this morning. Joe, good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning. Thank you so much for having me baby.
Speaker 20: Yes, my latest and biggest and it's agonizing to have baby.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Like, we have so much to talk to you about.
Speaker 5: But first of all, congratulations because I went in on
Speaker 5: Friday and saw the store and it was the most
Speaker 5: joyful experience being in there. There were mums and daughters
Speaker 5: and dads and sons and grandparents and kids, and everyone
Speaker 5: was so happy. It's a really inclusive, beautiful space you've created,
Speaker 5: So congratulations.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 20: And the way you've described it is exactly the way
Speaker 20: we wanted it.
Speaker 15: So the fact that that was your experience tic tick tick.
Speaker 2: The city was buzzing about the new mecca.
Speaker 20: It was a little bit build it and they shall comes.
Speaker 4: In terms of size, I've visited the Sydney Store.
Speaker 15: Yes, really good, thank you.
Speaker 4: Now please tell me it's bigger.
Speaker 15: It's a lot bigger.
Speaker 4: It's more than Sydney.
Speaker 15: It's about two and a half time Society.
Speaker 2: It's enormous.
Speaker 5: So if you haven't been into the city or seen
Speaker 5: it yet, it's the it's the old men's with store
Speaker 5: of David Jones.
Speaker 10: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Beautiful heritage building.
Speaker 20: It is an exquisite heritage building, as we now know
Speaker 20: because we've peeled back all the layers and you know,
Speaker 20: literally five layers down this unbelievable tratso floor at the store.
Speaker 5: Outside of being a great mega store, is a magnificent
Speaker 5: building and you can tell how much you've sort of
Speaker 5: paid homage to its history as well.
Speaker 6: Try anything freaky in the renner.
Speaker 15: Sure I can't even go there?
Speaker 6: Can we go back to the beginning?
Speaker 3: You founded this in nineteen ninety seven, where'd the idea
Speaker 3: come from?
Speaker 20: I was working in cosmetics for Laurel and I was
Speaker 20: going to launch Color Cosmetics into the Australian market. I
Speaker 20: went overseas to see what was going on. I went
Speaker 20: to fred Siegel and Santa Monica, which was this kind
Speaker 20: of crazy old garage, different concepts in it, and there
Speaker 20: was this beauty concept. It was small, it had indie
Speaker 20: brands in it, and I was like, oh, there is
Speaker 20: something there, there is something. And at that point when
Speaker 20: we started, we started with seven brands because it was
Speaker 20: such a nascent, emerging trend to have these indie brands.
Speaker 5: And so the first store was the Tuac Road store, right,
Speaker 5: which is still there now. That was the original one.
Speaker 20: Well, yes, and no, the original one was a postage
Speaker 20: stamp of a size. All of my dreams were in
Speaker 20: that tiny postage stamp of a store. When we went
Speaker 20: into Berck Street, we just got the giggles. Honestly, that's
Speaker 20: just how enormous it was.
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, we are chatting with the
Speaker 3: founder and CEO of Mecca, Joe Horgan is joining us.
Speaker 6: Hey, Joe.
Speaker 4: Lauren walked in this morning and she'd had a treatment
Speaker 4: at the weekend, but she spoke about how nice she felt,
Speaker 4: didn't you you sort of there was there's a real
Speaker 4: glow about you. I'm not I'm not just.
Speaker 2: Saying may it's manufacial, But.
Speaker 4: What's it like to know that you're helping women in
Speaker 4: that way? Women who just want to feel a bit
Speaker 4: better about themselves?
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 15: It feels? Really really good and that.
Speaker 20: But our whole purpose is to embolden through beauty, make
Speaker 20: people look, feel and be their best. And we talk
Speaker 20: in Mecca about the fields all the type. Don't you
Speaker 20: talk about the looks so much? We talk about the.
Speaker 4: Fields because everyone deserves to feel just that better about themselves. Right.
Speaker 20: The whole point when we started twenty eight years ago
Speaker 20: with this lofty ambition to upend the beauty experience, which
Speaker 20: is hilarious to think you can do that out of
Speaker 20: a postage stamp, but anyway, it was, let's never show.
Speaker 15: Visuals of beauty on faces.
Speaker 20: Let's just talk about products and what they do, and
Speaker 20: let's do face charts so that people don't see not
Speaker 20: them compare.
Speaker 15: Yeah, they don't compare to anything else.
Speaker 20: And so that was for the first seven or eight years,
Speaker 20: we just didn't have visuals in any of our imagery.
Speaker 3: We're spoken about it before, like you go into Genes
Speaker 3: where she put on the genes, so I cand of
Speaker 3: look like Beckham on the post.
Speaker 4: Fairnes.
Speaker 5: I also read something recently where you did an interview
Speaker 5: and you were saying that when you first hold your parents,
Speaker 5: you want to do They thought it was a bit crazy,
Speaker 5: but they didn't say anything to you for about twenty
Speaker 5: years until it was highly successful, and then they said,
Speaker 5: just so you know, we did doubt this.
Speaker 20: Do you know that's actually to do with when we
Speaker 20: signed the lease for this new Berg Street flagship store.
Speaker 20: At that point they said, literally, we cannot believe this
Speaker 20: is comforull Circle, because when you were first id eating
Speaker 20: around Mecca, we would walk through the two department stores
Speaker 20: and see these enormous, cavernous beauty halls.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and we'd come home.
Speaker 20: And just sit there and go, oh my goodness, what
Speaker 20: is she thinking?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going to she's going to be living at home.
Speaker 5: It's so cool a female founded business of this huge
Speaker 5: success as well.
Speaker 2: It's just such a joy to watch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a beautiful success story. I was only you
Speaker 6: off the air.
Speaker 3: I hope you took a moment to appreciate how Fa
Speaker 3: you've come last Friday when there was thousands of people
Speaker 3: lined up.
Speaker 20: But do you know what, there have been so many
Speaker 20: people with me the whole way through. So people who
Speaker 20: literally started twenty seven years ago with me are still there.
Speaker 20: The person who's leading the entire project is one of them.
Speaker 20: And so the joy for me now is I genuinely
Speaker 20: get to be the stage mother who just literally make
Speaker 20: pomp palms it goes. I cannot believe what you guys
Speaker 20: have done. And they're the maniacs because they're the ones
Speaker 20: that dream up. Okay, let's do this, let's push that.
Speaker 20: Why don't we go into Dermal's skincare? Do you know what,
Speaker 20: why don't we do all these different ways of doing fragrance.
Speaker 20: Let's just have censoriums. Nobody else in the world does it,
Speaker 20: but let's do it. Let's try ha ha.
Speaker 2: And stage Mum's like, let's go.
Speaker 6: We need to go up. Jess.
Speaker 3: The flagship store in Melbourne's Birk Street is open.
Speaker 6: You can go and check it out. Jah. Thank you
Speaker 6: so much for your tom this morning. Congrats on the success.
Speaker 15: Jess, Lauren, thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 15: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we loved this store.
Speaker 6: Thanks for coming in morning, Melbourne. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: There we go and it is all thanks to our
Speaker 3: It's at Little Joanna. The charcoal chicken you've heard about
Speaker 3: now Feeding Melbourne.
Speaker 6: It is unbelievable, yeam.
Speaker 3: Just for getting on the air. One hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: dollars out chart. We'll be going to our contestants.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's good fam for quite a few dinners.
Speaker 6: Remember when they send it in here it was like
Speaker 6: Coyena's coming out of the life.
Speaker 2: I wasn't here that day. Oh you all on the camera.
Speaker 4: It's differently at breakfast it's even tastier.
Speaker 2: I reckon barbecue chicken, yeah so good.
Speaker 6: Never had gravy pre ten am. The stuffing in the chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, would be nice stuffing.
Speaker 6: Out what's in it? Don't ask the question.
Speaker 2: Well, you can do all different types.
Speaker 5: It's basically it's generally based on breadcrumbs, though I do.
Speaker 2: A really good cranberry and almond.
Speaker 6: That's so nice. All right, let's go to Shane. Good morning,
Speaker 6: welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey Jane Waverley three one four represent no, yeah, three
Speaker 5: and four nine.
Speaker 2: It's my wave, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, way to represent. Hey, one hundred and fifty dollars,
Speaker 3: l John about your coming to your way mate and
Speaker 3: this morning, I believe you want to roll the dice
Speaker 3: and go for five hundred dollars. Oh oh, you're a
Speaker 3: brave man. He's doing Reno's how's that going? How's that
Speaker 3: coming on the relationship?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Look, it can take its toll sometimes, but we're getting there.
Speaker 21: We're getting there.
Speaker 5: I was watching the block last night, very stressful, renovating together.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't last an hour.
Speaker 7: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Here's Shane, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 3: You will hear a question. You will hear a three
Speaker 3: to two one. You have to answer within that time. Okay, yep,
Speaker 3: I reckon, this is getable, fire buck, Here we go.
Speaker 1: What is the sixth sign of the zodiac?
Speaker 6: Three two one?
Speaker 2: What when are you born? Shane's your birthday?
Speaker 6: Query? February?
Speaker 21: Yeah, the second that second un go was the answer Virgo.
Speaker 5: August twenty three to September twenty seconds. Yes, you're a Virgo.
Speaker 5: That's why you said it was easy. It was too hard,
Speaker 5: too hard on protests for Shane.
Speaker 6: Where the chicken coming? You're away? Good on your mate. Thanks, guys,
Speaker 6: have a good one.
Speaker 7: You too hard.
Speaker 3: I clean up this year. I got Father's Day on
Speaker 3: the Sunday and then my Birthday on the Monday.
Speaker 2: Joint present. Yes, this covers off this. We celebrated all
Speaker 2: on one day with one present.
Speaker 6: No great idea present.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on the air with Jason Lauren and tomorrow
Speaker 3: we take the show on the road.
Speaker 11: There's one thing, The Jason Lauren Show will go to
Speaker 11: any extreme.
Speaker 2: So that's right.
Speaker 5: We have some interesting ideas on this show, and this
Speaker 5: is one of the little spontaneous little while.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've just come up with a brilliant idea.
Speaker 6: Oh here we go.
Speaker 5: I just discovered that there is still one final standing
Speaker 5: or you can eat Pizza Hut.
Speaker 2: It's in Bellarat.
Speaker 3: The kids in the car won't understand, but back in
Speaker 3: our day, Pizza Hut wasn't just a little delivery stores.
Speaker 6: It was like the full restaurant you'd go in. Even
Speaker 6: life was a lot.
Speaker 5: It was simple back, but you'd go for a celebration
Speaker 5: to Pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: Before they had All you can Eat. You'd go in
Speaker 3: and just order out large pizza and all sit in
Speaker 3: the booth.
Speaker 5: And could you do an ala carte?
Speaker 2: At Pizza Noble.
Speaker 6: Then they did or you can eat?
Speaker 5: But could you well, could you go to the all
Speaker 5: you could eat restaurant?
Speaker 6: And yeah? Sure?
Speaker 3: And like you're not getting up just to get a
Speaker 3: slice on the buffet, So they went all you can
Speaker 3: eat full buffet.
Speaker 6: There's the dessert bar with the little shell bowls.
Speaker 2: And a little salad bar that was just like lettuce
Speaker 2: from what I.
Speaker 6: Remember Berg letters. They had a soft drink machine too, didn't.
Speaker 2: They did like a fountain.
Speaker 6: I think it was pepsi. We can make spiders.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we found that this store was still alive and well,
Speaker 5: and we are going Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You to come with us tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We've got the bus. We've also got two people already
Speaker 3: on board. Okay, how long did you work a pizza
Speaker 3: Hut for?
Speaker 14: I think about six years?
Speaker 6: What did you get to do?
Speaker 21: I was the clown at the party.
Speaker 2: Such a responsibility, Sarah, good morning. You grew up in Valloraide?
Speaker 2: Is that right correct?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: How many times did you go to pizza Hut?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 16: I was never allowed to go.
Speaker 20: What I've been do you have?
Speaker 5: Do you have dreams and desires to go? Of course
Speaker 5: that's what we do here. In the dream factory, we
Speaker 5: make dreams come true.
Speaker 4: You with us, we.
Speaker 3: Want you to lower those expectations and come and take
Speaker 3: a seat on the bus.
Speaker 6: It really is a dream factory.
Speaker 5: It is a dream factory here we make dreams come true.
Speaker 5: We weren't allowed to go to pizza Hunt as a kid.
Speaker 3: So we've got the pizza up virgin never been. You've
Speaker 3: also got the clown who used to work a pizzahut.
Speaker 5: And she was the clown and us once I think what,
Speaker 5: but she's now the clown?
Speaker 3: What's your connection? And do you want to come on
Speaker 3: the bus? Thirteen twenty fourteen open?
Speaker 5: Did you have your tenth birthday party there? And you
Speaker 5: need some nostalgia?
Speaker 6: I would love a couple when on a date there?
Speaker 5: Did you not get invited to someone's birthday party that
Speaker 5: they had there? And you thought about it for the
Speaker 5: last thirty years?
Speaker 6: Cracking spot for an engagement party?
Speaker 4: Really really strong? So you've got your hands on it.
Speaker 5: Have you got married at pizza Ut? Checking anyone got mad?
Speaker 5: There was a function room at mine. There was like
Speaker 5: you could go down the side. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 5: a room like a separate.
Speaker 6: Room underwording room.
Speaker 2: Really I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: You know, you just worked. They never had road one
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 5: And you walked in the restaurants left and then there
Speaker 5: was the desk, the checking desk, and I think behind
Speaker 5: that there was like a function room.
Speaker 6: They never had the playgrounds.
Speaker 2: No plate. Well, you need a playground because.
Speaker 6: You're eating pizza all day.
Speaker 2: You're playing with the I.
Speaker 6: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: It's going to look like we've gone back in time,
Speaker 3: little pizza slices.
Speaker 4: And we're dressing like we're from the nineties. Absolutely, oh
Speaker 4: we actually, you think, So.
Speaker 2: What are you going to wear?
Speaker 6: It's a surprise.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got till tomorrow and I'm going to go
Speaker 2: to an opshop.
Speaker 5: I'm filming post cards today, so she's booked and busy,
Speaker 5: so I need time to get out.
Speaker 3: Are you doing a nineties shop a pizzas?
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm looking at the Pizza up menu from nineteen
Speaker 6: get your hands on the seventies seventies.
Speaker 2: Why it was just a sparkle.
Speaker 4: Something stands out on this menu, and that is the
Speaker 4: top pizza. It's not known as a margarita. No, it's
Speaker 4: known as just a mozzarella cheese.
Speaker 5: A double portion of mildly taste mild tasty mozzarella cheese,
Speaker 5: pizza sauce.
Speaker 2: A dollar ninety five.
Speaker 6: That's what stands out to me. A large pizza two
Speaker 6: bucks used to get your large pizza?
Speaker 4: Get me fourteen of them.
Speaker 6: Oh, that is Craig Gray.
Speaker 2: Even the prawn pizza's only two dollars fifty.
Speaker 6: I don't know how fresh and prawns would it is.
Speaker 2: That the prawn's coming liberal amount. You'll come back for more.
Speaker 3: Look at the number two on the men you capsic?
Speaker 3: Just a capsicum pizza.
Speaker 4: Liberally liberally such a challenge, but you couldn't quite get
Speaker 4: your chops around it. Capsic go get Okay, what sort
Speaker 4: of pizza is number two?
Speaker 6: Capsicum? That's better? I normally say capsican capsicle.
Speaker 2: I'm got a dollar ten for a carafe of what?
Speaker 16: Why?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 6: I just saw that.
Speaker 2: So have the prices changed?
Speaker 13: Ye?
Speaker 2: How much is this going to cost us to go
Speaker 2: to Pizza Hut and beller Oud?
Speaker 3: I think we looked at it. All you can Eat
Speaker 3: was like twenty four to ninety five, and it's our shower.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. What is the large pizza cost?
Speaker 6: Twenty bucks?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love the stamp on this menu. Pizza is traditionally
Speaker 4: eating with the fingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5: Those playing until you go to like baby pizza and
Speaker 5: then you have to eat knife and forks.
Speaker 2: It's fancy.
Speaker 6: Well, we looked into tracking down. He left yesterday, but
Speaker 6: we're looking into the track now.
Speaker 3: Dougie happened Pizza Boys.
Speaker 2: Oh he's had stints on the cloud store? Is he said,
Speaker 2: stints on?
Speaker 6: Is he still with us?
Speaker 2: Home and away?
Speaker 6: He said stint in court? Yeah, so we're just yeah, well.
Speaker 2: He's around, he's around. I wonder if he's got an
Speaker 2: IMDb account he.
Speaker 3: Is did to celebrate the pizza anniversary, he appeared in
Speaker 3: that commercial and it was like a pizza delivery guy
Speaker 3: delivering it too.
Speaker 4: Dougie, Oh, that's that'd be nerve wracking.
Speaker 6: And it was all imagine being that delivery guy and.
Speaker 3: Whether the pizza is still hot and Dougies in the
Speaker 3: agon still hot.
Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, Douggie, still you're hot.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten, Douggie.
Speaker 5: If you're out there, Dougie the pizza guy, if.
Speaker 6: You're allowed to use you one phone.
Speaker 7: Court reach.
Speaker 2: It, He's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, Dougie's fine, But if you want to get on
Speaker 3: the bus. I don't actually the pizza hot pilgrimage. Tomorrow's
Speaker 3: the day. Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number.
Speaker 3: It is our shout Melbourne Wow. Sticking with the retro feel. Tomorrow,
Speaker 3: this time tomorrow we leave the studio. The bus will
Speaker 3: be out in front of the Nova studios and we
Speaker 3: will embark on our pizza hut pilgrimage.
Speaker 2: Can you dress like a pizza boy delivery boy?
Speaker 5: You could ride your it's pretty your electric bit that
Speaker 5: you always talk about.
Speaker 6: I've actually got a pizza costume at home. Do you
Speaker 6: in your costume? Could drive?
Speaker 2: But why why do you even own that? Just out
Speaker 2: of interest?
Speaker 6: Well, I buy things in the hope that one day
Speaker 6: an event will come like that.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow you and your life role playing stock.
Speaker 6: I went running home yesterday.
Speaker 2: Your dwarfs, can't you Jason his pepperoni slice?
Speaker 6: Just one slice?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 3: on the bus.
Speaker 6: Stick with the retro feel.
Speaker 2: Oh a great song, awesome song.
Speaker 4: This will get you in a good mood.
Speaker 3: Natasha bedding Field unwritten right on eight thirty across Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You're listening to Nova one hundred, Good morning.
Speaker 6: What song.
Speaker 3: I still remember the final episode of the Hills. Is
Speaker 3: that what Hearty and Spencer.
Speaker 4: I'm Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell on that movie.
Speaker 2: It was terrible. It was terrible.
Speaker 5: Was the worst movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Sister to Daniel Beddingfield, remember this.
Speaker 6: I'm going to get through that.
Speaker 5: How could I forget that songazz loves it? Anyone but you,
Speaker 5: anyone but you was the Sydney Sweeny, very good, Sydney.
Speaker 2: It's the worst. I think it's one of the worst
Speaker 2: movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: I walked out of Twisters.
Speaker 3: He was in that What's Twisters? Like the remake of Twister? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he was in it. Me no, not pointed at me.
Speaker 3: You know what you would have done better than Glenn
Speaker 3: Powell's Timmu Ryan. Oh my god, I just got a
Speaker 3: good rig and that's I was justly suck him up
Speaker 3: to the sky and take him away.
Speaker 2: See, yeah, he's in the tornado.
Speaker 11: There's one thing the Jason Lauren Show will go to
Speaker 11: any extreme fright.
Speaker 2: Alright, let's go tomorrow. We are making our pizza hut.
Speaker 2: Pilgrimy fuck him up.
Speaker 3: Your chance to go back to the nineties with us.
Speaker 3: It is the last remaining all you can eat pizza hut.
Speaker 6: It is in Ballarat, so look, it's a ninety minute drive.
Speaker 3: Normally I would be the first to say we need
Speaker 3: to stop at many Shelready expresses for snacks.
Speaker 6: I think tomorrow's the day. We're just going through.
Speaker 2: We're going through, filler up with diesel and off we go.
Speaker 3: Yes, everyone needs to weave before we get on the
Speaker 3: bus because this thing is a toilet on the bus.
Speaker 6: We should have got the Luxe.
Speaker 2: There's still time to get the Still, shall.
Speaker 4: We get the lux They have a toilet on that
Speaker 4: or yeah they do?
Speaker 6: They do? Yeah, and a little bar. We can come in.
Speaker 2: The lux Bus available tomorrow, Brady.
Speaker 3: Can you look into the lux bus for anyone who
Speaker 3: doesn't know. You might have sent it on postcards by.
Speaker 2: For now, I've been on it several times.
Speaker 6: So it's like a luxury coach that goes around Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You can hire it for this is not an ad
Speaker 4: by for event.
Speaker 6: No, I know, well, this is paying for the bus.
Speaker 6: Now you can hire it for events.
Speaker 2: Little I took it to a day on the Green.
Speaker 2: We've produced a.
Speaker 6: Jazz that's right. Oh you allowed back on the bus.
Speaker 2: Probably not. It's called the Lux coach the wrong already,
Speaker 2: lax coach. If you're out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the goat. We've got the Pizzaup virgin girl
Speaker 3: it's never been. We've got the clown yep, the persons
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Darren's the guard from the lut Lux Coach.
Speaker 6: I'm running through three.
Speaker 2: I'm back on trying to get that. I don't want
Speaker 2: to go on a mini bus.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I was trying to get a helicopter, but a lutcha
Speaker 5: lux coach far more impressive.
Speaker 6: Don't do the ads? Is that where they fired you
Speaker 6: from the red buses on the way to the.
Speaker 2: Airport of a skybus? I was a skybus, sal.
Speaker 6: Skelly, her voice was on the bus, and I.
Speaker 2: Love buses a bit castick in buses.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we got the coach coach. We've got the
Speaker 3: Pizzaup virgin never been.
Speaker 6: We've got the clown.
Speaker 3: He used to work at the kids' parties. We want
Speaker 3: to meet more people that come on the bus. Kathy
Speaker 3: can't actually she can't make it tomorrow. But you've got
Speaker 3: a very romantic pizza hut story. Take us there due
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 10: Yes, my best friend Ronda was working at Pizza Hut
Speaker 10: very late eighties, and I used to go pick her
Speaker 10: up on a Friday night. We'd go out to say
Speaker 10: Andy's we're all at Uni and my husband robbed. Now,
Speaker 10: my husband Rob was working there too, and that's how
Speaker 10: I met him. He still tells the story of how
Speaker 10: he would I'd be all dressed up and he would
Speaker 10: be covered with sauce stains and his eyes would light
Speaker 10: up as I would walk through door. And we started
Speaker 10: to sort of go out of friends. And now thirty
Speaker 10: years later, we're still together and we have to grown
Speaker 10: up children and get it.
Speaker 2: Pizza real, Cinderella Caaprioso story.
Speaker 3: The pizza huts still there where you guys met, Well.
Speaker 10: You know this is the sad thing it was. And
Speaker 10: we passed that corner every time and tell our talk
Speaker 10: kIPS heard the story so many times, how it used
Speaker 10: to be a pizza hut that was an apartment building.
Speaker 5: And did you get one three, double one double six
Speaker 5: for all your anniversaries?
Speaker 10: No, Actually, I think we had our share of pizza hutting.
Speaker 2: He must have made a good pizza.
Speaker 3: Kathy can't come on the bus, but simone can good
Speaker 3: morning someone.
Speaker 6: What's your connection with pizza? Hut? I believe last time
Speaker 6: you went there was a tragedy.
Speaker 14: There was a tragedy. I was so excited for the ice.
Speaker 13: Cream Bar's that much into the pizza? But the ice
Speaker 13: cream bar?
Speaker 19: And then I got up there, got my little shell
Speaker 19: bowl out of water.
Speaker 6: Go back.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the ultimate mine.
Speaker 13: And they had all the little like you know, the
Speaker 13: chocolate bits that I could have put on top.
Speaker 6: And you can't rule your eyes, isn't it?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, soft serve was broken.
Speaker 5: The ice cream such a mess of the soft serve machine.
Speaker 2: I filled my ball up way too high.
Speaker 6: You're used to annoy me.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's turned. What's happened?
Speaker 6: People that would use the scoop that was in the moose?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the apple there was apples.
Speaker 3: And people that used the scoop from the moose in
Speaker 3: the apple pie arms off with their arms.
Speaker 4: There's apple pies like a crumble.
Speaker 2: A frog in a pond, giralough the jelly cut with
Speaker 2: their fred frog.
Speaker 4: Welcome, you're on the bus.
Speaker 6: You're on the bus down.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hang on, let's call them.
Speaker 5: Make sure the osprey machine is working because if we
Speaker 5: track her and give her some post traumatic stress disorder
Speaker 5: situation over the ice cream machine.
Speaker 6: Oh big day for you tomorrow, Robin.
Speaker 2: Yes, hi, what's tomorrow?
Speaker 10: Tomorrow is my birthday?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Do you want to go? Do you
Speaker 2: actually want to go to the last remaining?
Speaker 6: Where did you spend your tenth birthday? Robin?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 10: I spent my tenth at the score of the Pizza Heart.
Speaker 18: Still the building itself is still there, is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 18: It's actually now like a pool shop.
Speaker 10: They sell what are they called ceramic pools or whatever?
Speaker 2: And did they have did they still have the pizza
Speaker 2: hut pitched roof?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 18: For the actual building itself is still there.
Speaker 5: They were purpose built restaurants, Pizza Heart. They weren't like
Speaker 5: just random buildings. They shoved them in.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we've got the clown on the bus.
Speaker 3: The girl that used to work a pizza she's going to.
Speaker 2: Do Robin, Just stop and think for a minute.
Speaker 5: Do you actually really want to spend your birthday on
Speaker 5: a bus to Bellerat with us going to the last
Speaker 5: remaining or you can eat pizza?
Speaker 13: Hu?
Speaker 16: Why not?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're on the bus.
Speaker 2: We need a party bus.
Speaker 6: We have the Pizza Hut, Virgin, the ice Cream Queen,
Speaker 6: the Clown and the Birthday Girl, The Birthday Girl.
Speaker 3: Oh, tomorrow is going to be fun. This time we'll
Speaker 3: be leaving the studios heading to the bus.
Speaker 5: I just am concerned about you driving home from Bellarat in.
Speaker 2: The back of the bus. After all, you can eat Jackson.
Speaker 6: Do you think I should drive the bus?
Speaker 2: No, I think you should be in a separate vehicle.
Speaker 6: I'll be right. You can lay me down the aisle.
Speaker 4: I remember the carry on coming back from the snow
Speaker 4: after he'd had He's exhausted.
Speaker 2: He done nothing.
Speaker 4: He had a bucket of chips or something, didn't.
Speaker 2: He This is going to be a long drive tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Take the noise canceling head.
Speaker 6: We take the show back to the nineties.
Speaker 3: The very last remaining or you can Eat Pizza Hut
Speaker 3: here in Victoria coming up next, and the other one
Speaker 3: from us the shed you're on the air with, and
Speaker 3: Lauren Clint's here, and so is this man.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is a beloved judge on Channel ten's Mastershed.
Speaker 1: We really loved him until we found out he's been
Speaker 1: encouraging harmful stereotypes about Australians.
Speaker 21: Overseas made many things, but I thought, if we're in America,
Speaker 21: how can we make it even more unique for the
Speaker 21: people of New York City.
Speaker 7: Kangaroo in it, rue Pine.
Speaker 1: We've invited him on the show to defend his vulnerable creation.
Speaker 7: Please rug him, Andy Allen.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 6: Kangaroo.
Speaker 5: Pi.
Speaker 2: Should we be eating our on the coat of arms?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I love kangaroo, don't mind it.
Speaker 6: I've never tried it. Apparently it's quite helpful.
Speaker 7: You never tried kangaroo.
Speaker 6: Now tried to our cream last week.
Speaker 7: We've got a lot of work.
Speaker 2: It's gamy.
Speaker 6: You gotta cook it.
Speaker 7: It's gamy, but you gotta cook it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it can make my tough.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Speaking of another thing, Callum cooked it last not any
Speaker 7: semi final.
Speaker 2: I spent early last night.
Speaker 21: Did you mate? The show starts at seven thirty.
Speaker 2: I went to bed at seven thirty last night.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I got three kids still awake running around the
Speaker 3: house and she's at.
Speaker 5: Home before the news finishes. That's what I've really like,
Speaker 5: nailed the nighttime routine.
Speaker 6: A big night to night Grand Final seven thirty on ten.
Speaker 2: Huge seventeen seasons.
Speaker 7: Yeah, can I talk that keeps on giving.
Speaker 6: Can I talk a bit behind the scenes?
Speaker 3: Happens a lot on TV shows like this where you
Speaker 3: have to film a couple of different endings. So people
Speaker 3: on the g stuff, people on the set don't know
Speaker 3: who's one.
Speaker 4: Yes, basically, so the camera, the camera men and women don't.
Speaker 6: Don't want to make money.
Speaker 7: Yes, you always do it, Maddie.
Speaker 5: You celebrate, so you will celebrate someone winning.
Speaker 2: And then at what point did they.
Speaker 21: Get by the way he goes off and then yeah,
Speaker 21: we basically the EP walks down and says, because we
Speaker 21: want this to be fair for everyone, and we don't
Speaker 21: want all of the last months of work that we've
Speaker 21: all done for the cat to be let out of
Speaker 21: the bag.
Speaker 7: We film another ending, Confettie get swept up.
Speaker 2: But do you know do you know who won?
Speaker 7: Well, obviously I eat food, but you vote?
Speaker 2: But do you all vote the.
Speaker 4: Judge, that's the many judges.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but we all know who.
Speaker 4: They talk on the little cards.
Speaker 6: It's a silly question. In fact, he's the one person
Speaker 6: that would know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you have.
Speaker 6: To do the judges.
Speaker 5: You have to do a fake celebration. Yes, and how's
Speaker 5: your acting? Do have you ever watched the fake ones back.
Speaker 21: No, it's not on my to do list. Oh you
Speaker 21: know what you need to do better? You need to act.
Speaker 5: Because they would know, surely they would know that he
Speaker 5: wasn't that excited.
Speaker 2: Watch my fake ing and we don't get to see
Speaker 2: the fake Andy. I want to see your acting again.
Speaker 6: The winner actually finds out when they watch it on TV.
Speaker 6: Is that right?
Speaker 7: A good question? I think it might. I think they
Speaker 7: might call them before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this time they've been wondering.
Speaker 5: Imagine walking around feeling so up yourself and then watching
Speaker 5: it and.
Speaker 21: Debbie I do get it though, because we put this
Speaker 21: thing and people like may I cop it on social
Speaker 21: media from people all around the world. If I put
Speaker 21: something up without like a disclaimer saying the next person
Speaker 21: the next winner is here. If you don't want to
Speaker 21: see it, don't slide to the next spoiler alone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 21: because people watching him love it.
Speaker 4: I love it and I watch almost every every night now.
Speaker 4: So you've got Callum the one the mums love, Callum
Speaker 4: all the mums love. Yeah, he's quite crafty.
Speaker 2: He made the Kangarool invent And.
Speaker 4: Then you've got Laura, who is the perennial brides maid.
Speaker 7: Is that fair to say second.
Speaker 2: Twice, so she's her fake and.
Speaker 5: Again, Oh my god, surely she'll be able to pick
Speaker 5: it now, Andy.
Speaker 3: Well, we've got someone with your expertise in here. Tomorrow
Speaker 3: we're taking the show on the road to the nineties,
Speaker 3: where we're going to the last remaining all you can
Speaker 3: eat pizza hut here in Victoria.
Speaker 6: It's in baler Rat. Do you do you have memories?
Speaker 7: Do I have a memory? Okay, this is how much
Speaker 7: of a mundane.
Speaker 21: Family food scene I had growing up and probably why
Speaker 21: I'm a bit of a bit of a man of
Speaker 21: the people.
Speaker 7: Still for my eighteenth birthday, guess where we went?
Speaker 2: Eighteen eighteenth birthday?
Speaker 21: That's awesome Green Hills in Maitland or you can eat
Speaker 21: Pizza Hart Thanks Mom and dad, I love you.
Speaker 6: Totally unrelated.
Speaker 3: What age did you get a girlfriend?
Speaker 7: Not eight? It was my two sisters and my mom
Speaker 7: and dad.
Speaker 2: And so that was in Queens. I did have the show.
Speaker 5: They have the full like the ice cream bar, everything,
Speaker 5: the shell bowl is licensed.
Speaker 7: Surely I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the only reason my dad would
Speaker 2: have taken it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know, because it's not all you can.
Speaker 21: I was holding in the biggest hangover from the from
Speaker 21: the night it was.
Speaker 2: It was it's like on any is it really.
Speaker 7: The last one?
Speaker 6: And it is not changed a bit?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What's on your pizza? Andy? What do you like?
Speaker 7: Are we on the Pineapple train?
Speaker 4: Massive?
Speaker 2: Just the sweetness?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, pineapple?
Speaker 2: I love a pizza.
Speaker 21: I had this question before, and I don't what's not
Speaker 21: really competitor? Since there it's the last remaining one with
Speaker 21: a little bacon bits.
Speaker 7: Were they pizza hot?
Speaker 4: It doesn't know.
Speaker 5: Sizzler had the Cinema donut machine. No, I was gonna
Speaker 5: donut machine where you could the donuts came off and
Speaker 5: they felt and you could put you could toss it
Speaker 5: in the cinnamon around the edge your.
Speaker 6: South Where was that?
Speaker 4: Yes? Was that small Gies Sissor?
Speaker 6: I'm telling you really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the donuts dropped into the We should ask he
Speaker 4: would know, surely Chase would not.
Speaker 6: That was small Gigs Okay, dont put it to bed.
Speaker 6: Did not exist at Sizzling.
Speaker 2: Now you know which one had the volcano at the front.
Speaker 4: That was small gis.
Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon, that's where the donut machine was.
Speaker 6: Got it?
Speaker 2: And did you got to Smorgs and Sizzler.
Speaker 7: I didn't know. I've never been to a Smorg.
Speaker 6: I think smorg is Victorian.
Speaker 2: And did you not come from a foodie family?
Speaker 7: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: Really, how did you become such an amazing foodie?
Speaker 21: I don't know, Like I I my my old man
Speaker 21: had like five dishes that he My mom grew up
Speaker 21: on a farm, and she doesn't know.
Speaker 7: How to bore water.
Speaker 21: Still to this day, my dad could cook five dishes,
Speaker 21: but he just batch them and then we'd eat them
Speaker 21: for like the next month. Like I still get these
Speaker 21: shivers of this green chicken curry that he used to cook,
Speaker 21: and the beans would come out and they are like
Speaker 21: gray and just like snap when you held one art.
Speaker 6: School, what you're doing.
Speaker 21: The best thing about what you know, I've been able
Speaker 21: to achieve is that the family have come along for
Speaker 21: the ride, and they'd big green thumbs and they've got
Speaker 21: their little kitchen garden, and yeah, it's an actual, really
Speaker 21: nice little feeling. And like Mum and dad are coming
Speaker 21: down next week and I'll take him to a nice
Speaker 21: restaurant and have.
Speaker 6: You ever taken him into the Master Chef kitchen?
Speaker 21: My mom has actually been on an episode of She's
Speaker 21: been a guest judge.
Speaker 2: Was she tough judge?
Speaker 7: No, she was too nice. She was too nice.
Speaker 2: It's impressed by everything.
Speaker 21: Speaking of speaking of pineapple and pizzas, one of the
Speaker 21: things that she would serve uce as a kid if
Speaker 21: she had to cook.
Speaker 7: His dad's way was a thing called.
Speaker 21: A pine burger, and a pine burger is well, I
Speaker 21: think it's just in mum's creation is an English muffin
Speaker 21: with tomato paste like soccer ball hand that you get
Speaker 21: from the deli, a ring of pineapple and cheese over
Speaker 21: the top and then grilled wes.
Speaker 5: No, that sounds queens.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a queens.
Speaker 3: We'd always have the muffin bases.
Speaker 2: Did you put the muffin on the top one?
Speaker 4: Now you have opened.
Speaker 6: Tiny pizza crazy?
Speaker 5: Did you pine pizza? Continuate the muffin is also on
Speaker 5: the top you if.
Speaker 21: You want to tell my mum that the one of
Speaker 21: three dishes that she can actually feed people is not
Speaker 21: called go for.
Speaker 6: It, Master Chef.
Speaker 3: The Grand Final. It is on tonight seven point thirty
Speaker 3: on ten. Other ripping series and Love Your Support, Love
Speaker 3: Shanman is it is just going twelve past nine. Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren. This time
Speaker 3: tomorrow will be thirty five minutes into our trip.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: At eight thirty tomorrow, we are packing up the van
Speaker 5: and we are heading to Balarash. That's right, let's go
Speaker 5: final remaining pizza hut here in Victoria.
Speaker 6: Listeners with that final or you can eat and.
Speaker 5: It's all apparently apparently apparently all the same as the
Speaker 5: original pizza. It's like it hasn't changed.
Speaker 3: I'll find the video. I've got a made of mind
Speaker 3: Tommy who went there recently with these kids. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he upload the video and it is honestly.
Speaker 2: He's still the same plural lights.
Speaker 6: It's like he's walked into a m see him.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Wait, okay, all right, they've changed. They've
Speaker 2: updated the recipes.
Speaker 6: I'm gone out.
Speaker 4: They've got moose and apple pie at the dessert.
Speaker 2: Remember the apple pie as much as.
Speaker 4: A crumbler, and that doesn't matter happen. That was probably
Speaker 4: the healthy in the pastor bar. I'm excited that there's
Speaker 4: a lot to look forward to.
Speaker 5: No, it's the ice cream machine for me as a kid,
Speaker 5: being able to put your own soft serve ice cream
Speaker 5: out of the machine into your own shell bowls, real
Speaker 5: highlight for.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just be able to operate the machine. You're like, really,
Speaker 3: you're trusting us to operate the machine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we shouldn't have been, because there was always
Speaker 5: one kid that let it run too long and the
Speaker 5: ice cream went everywhere, and then that to put.
Speaker 2: The sign out slippery sign.
Speaker 6: Yeah, guys, there's a photo of the pizza bar.
Speaker 2: Oh nothing, Oh my god, nothing has changed.
Speaker 6: Nothing has changed.
Speaker 2: Well tomorrow we'll find out for ourselves.
Speaker 4: Surely these days they have to have a gluten free
Speaker 4: section and a lactose free section.
Speaker 2: I know if they do, I reckon. They're just like,
Speaker 2: you don't like it, don't come back.
Speaker 6: You want the sneeze guard to be extended down a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 5: Kids could always So you're telling me we can still
Speaker 5: just go and take a slice of whatever pizza we.
Speaker 6: Want, yep, and keep going back.
Speaker 2: Amazing scenes, I couple, Thank you for being.
Speaker 6: Random.
Speaker 3: Yeah do you think we should all we're done for
Speaker 3: reveal the numbers, But do you think we should all
Speaker 3: weigh ourselves going in and then why ourselves coming in?
Speaker 2: You can eats a shameful event, ja.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, just to see you count the slice.
Speaker 2: Will to write a diary, a food diary that we
Speaker 2: can review.
Speaker 3: I think I think two pieces of thin and crispy
Speaker 3: equal one piece of penny.
Speaker 5: You're kidding less cars, it's not a competition, it's just interesting.
Speaker 2: No one's winning the medal.
Speaker 6: Whoever eats the.
Speaker 2: Most us on the way home. That'll do me and
Speaker 2: I'm not coming.
Speaker 3: To have a great day everyone. Aaron Richard is he
Speaker 3: next well? Seeing tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Bye Lauren, Lauren wake out feeling good.
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