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Speaker 1: This is the Fits and with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on to the wonderful world of Japan. I

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Speaker 2: love the Japanese. Their culture is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: They're beautiful people and they're so refined in everything they do.

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Speaker 2: They're also known for their quirky innovations. Well under the

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Speaker 2: Japanese for the ENRSE cleaning technology that they've built into

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Speaker 2: the door. Oh yeah, yeah, when the little arm comes

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Speaker 2: out when you sort of hit the bum button and

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Speaker 2: then a little arm comes out and the accuracy is

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Speaker 2: it's lifting.

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Speaker 1: It's it's lifting. But is a French word though, isn't it? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I would think so. I mean across Europe, the bid.

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Speaker 3: Would have immediately thought that the Japanese invented the Bidet.

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Speaker 2: No, they just invented the seat warmer, the air blower

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Speaker 2: and the accuracy arm that comes out and you can

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Speaker 2: select and you know, as a girl.

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Speaker 1: You speak for the mate goes for it.

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Speaker 2: As a girl, you know that you have neighboring parts

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Speaker 2: and you can press for the accuracy of that selected part.

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Speaker 1: That you may have used in doing one score twos.

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Speaker 2: Because I've seen the button option mate, and there's one

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Speaker 2: there for that, and there's one there for that. Let's

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Speaker 2: move on because the next invention they've come out with

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Speaker 2: is a girlfriend rental service, so you can pay a

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Speaker 2: fee to rent.

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Speaker 1: A girlfriend for a date. Is also the boyfriend's service.

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Speaker 3: So are you trying to impress somebody else here there?

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Speaker 2: It's Friday night, you're lonely, you've got a two for

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Speaker 2: one deal at your local restaurant, you feel like a schnitzel,

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Speaker 2: and you want someone to talk to.

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Speaker 1: I'd say that that's an escort.

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Speaker 2: No, because an escort would suggest further offerings.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to.

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Speaker 1: Well, you bring up a really good point.

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Speaker 2: I mean, on this website, there's one three hundred girls

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Speaker 2: to choose from, and you do have some of the

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Speaker 2: optional extras Ryan News. A majority of them can speak English,

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Speaker 2: so it's available for tourists as well. And they're described

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Speaker 2: as wonderful beauty. They laugh a lot, and they're fun

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Speaker 2: to talk to.

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Speaker 3: I told you, I told you about a maid of

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Speaker 3: mine who has gone into a brothel.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now through the front door. No, no, no invested?

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Speaker 3: Did he Yeah? He invested. He was approached by a

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Speaker 3: very good friend of his. I mean, he's a married

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Speaker 3: man with kids right, and he at first he was like,

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Speaker 3: I can't do this, and he said then he actually

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Speaker 3: went through the financials and went, actually, this could be

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Speaker 3: a great investment. Now there's one guy that comes into

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Speaker 3: the brothel whim and uses it regularly, yep. And he

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Speaker 3: doesn't like to he doesn't like intimacy. He just likes

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Speaker 3: taking the girls out, going on a bit of a date,

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Speaker 3: going for a chat, they go for walks. He's a

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Speaker 3: lovely old man and he pays money just to have

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Speaker 3: conversation with these girls and they absolutely adore him.

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Speaker 1: There, Tommy, how long do you actually spend with each girl? A?

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Speaker 3: Very good? Very good?

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Speaker 1: Like is it always Thursday? Are No, we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: it off air, sure thing, thank you. Let's move on

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Speaker 1: to this.

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Speaker 2: Because you cannot, at any stage attempt to kiss one

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Speaker 2: of the girls.

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Speaker 1: A date must not be in a hotel room. But

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Speaker 1: how good's this?

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Speaker 2: The minimum length of time is two hours, starting at

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Speaker 2: eighty four dollars an hour. The optional extras include for

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Speaker 2: twenty one dollars, you can hold hands with your date,

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Speaker 2: which is really exciting, but you can only hold hands

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Speaker 2: while walking. If you hold hands while sitting, it's another

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Speaker 2: level of intimacy.

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Speaker 3: Is someone watching you the whole time? Do you go

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Speaker 3: to hold hands? Are you in a fair bit of truble?

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Speaker 1: I believe so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an ankle bracelet that goes off. You can

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Speaker 2: also request that your date wears a mini skirt for

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Speaker 2: thirty five dollars and if you're having a park date,

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Speaker 2: she can pack a lunch box for you for another

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Speaker 2: thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Alright, sandwich time wears me sandwich.

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Speaker 3: It's like when you do book a jet Star flight

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Speaker 3: and you've got to do all the lextras on.

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Speaker 1: There's my seven kilos in my lunchbox and you know

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Speaker 1: this is the one that I would need. I think.

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Speaker 2: And she could be great for this radio show because

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Speaker 2: her bio explains that she's shallow, she always smiles and

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Speaker 2: she will end all conversations in laughter.

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Speaker 3: And for me, this is the fitting in with her

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Speaker 3: with Kate Richie podcast What's the Dates?

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Speaker 1: Twenty ninth of April.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow's the day, Mate, the highly anticipated day that the

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Speaker 3: lineup will drop on the hell bound Metal cruise. The

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Speaker 3: what Okay, so this is leaving Sydney Harbor very very soon,

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Speaker 3: but it is basically a cruise ship and it says,

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Speaker 3: here's something heavy is coming where metal meets the sea.

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Speaker 3: Carnival Splendor is made up of thirteen thousand tons of

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Speaker 3: steel and sound.

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Speaker 1: The crews will host two and a half thousand punters.

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Speaker 3: While the boat itself will contain fourteen decks of NonStop madness,

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Speaker 3: with the main stage located on the top deck so

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Speaker 3: punters can mosh under the stars.

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Speaker 2: Wow, so is there a timetable? So it says like

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Speaker 2: top deck three pm, Creed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, a little bit like all the punters want,

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Speaker 3: you know, Australian bands like Parkway Drive, Amity, Affliction, Northline.

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Speaker 3: Actually just on this. Did anyone see over the weekend?

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Speaker 3: Do you know how I joke when we talk about metal. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean you've got Metallica. Imagine Metallica on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: That'd be amazing. You know I always joke about Cannibal Corpse. Yep,

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Speaker 3: A couple got married in a Cannibal Corpse mosh pit

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Speaker 3: over the weekend with.

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Speaker 2: So Cannibal Corps are just hard, hard metal, are they?

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Speaker 3: I've got some audio for you for you, So this

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Speaker 3: beautiful couple, the lights have been turned on in the

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Speaker 3: mosh pit. They're looking into each other's eyes, holding each

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Speaker 3: other's hands. This is the moment of their life. And

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Speaker 3: Cannibal Corpse are playing in the background.

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Speaker 1: What what what isn't it beautiful?

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Speaker 2: And this afternoon you can hear that are the on

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Speaker 2: the stern of deck number three, Cannibal Corpse.

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful moment.

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Speaker 3: And tell your kids when you're a little bit older,

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Speaker 3: that is that is in the.

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Speaker 1: Mush of Cannibal Corpse.

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Speaker 3: That's where I met your mother and I looked into

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Speaker 3: her eyes and I knew she was the one for me.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what they should do though, Like if

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Speaker 2: you've got a metal cruise, every time you choose one song.

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Speaker 2: So let's say there's five thousand people on the ship,

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Speaker 2: you choose one song, and every time you pull into port,

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Speaker 2: everybody sings.

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Speaker 1: That one metal song. You can hear like this floating choir.

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Speaker 3: Imagine just coming into Sydney Harbor and you hear this,

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Speaker 3: and you know the cruise is pulling in.

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Speaker 2: Metal Cruise twenty twenty five. USh, little don't see your

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Speaker 2: wood you type black jeans, you fell shirt on the

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Speaker 2: statue of Richard Wilkins at the front.

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Speaker 3: Oh this would I mean I think there's a high

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Speaker 3: school football team where the whole crowd into sand Man.

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Speaker 1: They run out to this Yeah great, and you know

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Speaker 1: it's just pulling up. People are having a nice cup

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Speaker 1: of tea.

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Speaker 2: It's Circular Key and the Metal Cruise is ready to die.

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