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<v Speaker 1>Right here on the Cooper and Matty Johns podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right here, right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back to another week of the John Slaby podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back in studio. Everyone's back. I hope everyone enjoyed

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<v Speaker 3>some of our overseas episodes and some of our pre-recorded

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<v Speaker 3>stuff on the Monday for backstage. It is Halloween, so

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<v Speaker 3>we have all come dressed in a certain theme. My

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<v Speaker 3>question to you is, Dad, who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Trish. I just like... This is a little flashback

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<v Speaker 2>to what Trish back in the day when we first

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<v Speaker 2>started going out. She would wear that? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>They are my swimmers.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, just put it out there for the

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<v Speaker 2>listeners or the people on YouTube. Just send it in

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<v Speaker 2>at what would you like to do to me? Would you?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you, guys? Would you?

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<v Speaker 3>For the people who are listening as well, you've got

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<v Speaker 3>a pair of skins on and then you've got mum's bikini.

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<v Speaker 2>An old bikini.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, if son ever will be wearing that again.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to take– you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Whoops.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's dropping clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's giving a lot of Reg Reagan back in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>You used to do a lot of, like, shirtless, semi-nude

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<v Speaker 3>skits back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Reggie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was all the go.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the footy show used it a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they did with the footy show, but not as Reg.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say, too, with the camera, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what the Zoom's doing, but Cooper looks awfully small

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<v Speaker 4>compared to Matthews, overly large, where in real life, Cooper,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the real story?

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<v Speaker 3>His body?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, talking about the old.

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<v Speaker 4>No, the ratio size to ratio. You're generally larger than Matthew,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say.

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<v Speaker 2>In what?

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<v Speaker 3>In what aspect? It sounds like you're talking about our dicks, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you were talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was just talking about size in general. Matthew

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<v Speaker 4>looks like an absolute tank right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he should wear a bikini more often.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad works out three times a week. That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>He works out twice a day.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's got a wig on.

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<v Speaker 4>But Cuba puts his body through more physical punishment, I'd say.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's only internally.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad's got muscles on the outside, but my liver and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>they've got real muscle.

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<v Speaker 1>Cuba, who are you? I think I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Cristiano Ronaldo.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>You're Victoria Beckham.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam Walker.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no.

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<v Speaker 3>At his new club, the only club that will pay

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<v Speaker 3>$ 11 million for him.

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought so.

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<v Speaker 2>I was right.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>I like David Beckham. I'm posh. There you go. Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss me.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you say you don't like David Beckham?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I quite like him. I think he's a very

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<v Speaker 2>nice guy. He looks a very nice guy.

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<v Speaker 4>He is, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard only good things about him.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Without him, I look like someone who

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<v Speaker 4>might be related to some sort of files.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm James Gunn.

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<v Speaker 3>You are scary. Trish, you're a devil?

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<v Speaker 1>What a little devil. I was meant to be a nun, ironically,

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<v Speaker 1>but my costume hasn't turned up.

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<v Speaker 3>Devastating. And you were the one that drove this. You

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<v Speaker 3>were so excited for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so excited. I was going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>scary nun. That'll just have to wait for Halloween night.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoops.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, nipple.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a PSG jersey on, Jack. Who are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Neymar.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a nice shirt. Where did you get that?

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<v Speaker 4>Ibrahimovic. I got it at the PSG store. It was

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<v Speaker 4>one of the only things that didn't get looted, apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's very unpopular.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing left.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a stat, but yeah, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but the retro stuff is just– it's always been

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<v Speaker 2>pretty big, but at the moment in Europe, the big

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<v Speaker 2>European clubs, it's just massive. I was talking to the

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<v Speaker 2>guy in the Adidas store there on the Champs-Élysées, which

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<v Speaker 2>he told me when we first got there, it was

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<v Speaker 2>shut for five days. Every Adidas store in France because

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<v Speaker 2>of the looting that was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to talk about Paris?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're doing it right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure. Yeah. No, no, wait, wait, wait, pause. Let's talk

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<v Speaker 4>about Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we actually arrived literally the day after the first

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Saturday riots to like smoking cars had been

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<v Speaker 1>burned out, smashed windows. It was heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Because my first thing was I got out in the

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<v Speaker 1>street before Matt and I was sitting there at a cafe,

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<v Speaker 1>just families were out, Old people with their walking slips

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<v Speaker 1>are out. They weren't going to be deterred. Obviously locals.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that was interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose when you're overseas, it's hard to know. Like

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<v Speaker 3>you're there and you think, oh, does this just happen

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<v Speaker 3>all the time? But a lot of Aussies, when we

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<v Speaker 3>started putting– people saw we were in Paris, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of people were reaching out. It must have been all

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<v Speaker 3>over the news here in Australia as well. And some

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<v Speaker 3>of the scenes that you'd see on social media, like

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<v Speaker 3>just young guys– like everything on fire, blokes just destroying

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<v Speaker 3>stores and looting everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Which would have happened the day before because we were

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<v Speaker 1>in that area.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw a little bit of it. Like you don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the scary thing, you don't know when you

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<v Speaker 2>get into the middle of it. You can turn around

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<v Speaker 2>a corner, suddenly you're in the middle. Actually Cooper and I,

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<v Speaker 2>the first night we were going to get some dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>we went around a corner and suddenly 30 armed guard

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<v Speaker 2>just came sprinting past.

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<v Speaker 3>They had right shields and shit and they were running

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<v Speaker 3>at us.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was a number of times.

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<v Speaker 3>And I turned to Dad and I said, What have

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<v Speaker 3>you done? We're going to have to– and Dad had

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<v Speaker 3>already bolted 50 metres.

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<v Speaker 4>Down the– That's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled out my nunchucks.

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<v Speaker 3>He pulled them out of his ass?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised he could get them through customs.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought them there. But do you know the thing?

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<v Speaker 2>The thing about this were the rights. The start of

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<v Speaker 2>the rights– I'm sorry. It started as protests, and they

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<v Speaker 2>started for a really noble cause, the price of living

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<v Speaker 2>and where the tax is going to against Macron. And

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a really noble cause, and I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that Originally, a lot of the people who did protest,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, you know, good for them. Now, it degenerated

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<v Speaker 2>into riots.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, they were smashing up stores. Now, if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to make a statement and you, you know, basically, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you damaged the front of a store in Cartier or Dior,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not great.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I copped it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I get the statement. But to see... Fruit stores,

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<v Speaker 2>like fruit stores.

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<v Speaker 4>Family-run businesses.

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<v Speaker 2>Family-run businesses smashed and looted. Yeah. You cannot tell me

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<v Speaker 2>they're students.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just thugs and thieves. And, I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they looted the Adidas stores and the Salomon shoe stores.

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<v Speaker 3>Salomon, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was– I walked by it. The front door was

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely smashed. There was a security guard in it. This

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<v Speaker 1>was the next day. It was totally empty. But around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner were all these empty Salomon shoe boxes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Salamander.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're just– No, I'm just going to start it now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>from now on, if anything ridiculous, stupid or long-winded goes on.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you doing that to yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm doing that. Jack, salamander, not necessary.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jack, we don't need Pokemon references in here.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I said salamander.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a Pokemon.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's that?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's salamander?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a town in Port Stephens.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, these protesters, I don't think they're shoe thieves. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? So the true protesters.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they just want shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>You might have a shoe fetish, like Woogie.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love, like Trish, you've almost tried to paint

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<v Speaker 3>yourself as the foreign correspondent.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>All you saw was the damage and the aftermath of it.

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<v Speaker 3>You were going, oh, I've got an interview tonight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing a cross. And then we're at the front

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<v Speaker 3>of the Louvre. And a journalist for the popular newspaper

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<v Speaker 3>over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Il Figaro.

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<v Speaker 2>Il Figaro.

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<v Speaker 3>Il Figaro. He come up and he said, oh, do

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<v Speaker 3>you want to make a statement? Yeah, I do actually.

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<v Speaker 3>And after like 10 minutes, I was just shaking my head.

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<v Speaker 3>Trish goes, what? I said, Trish. Ron Holler, do you

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<v Speaker 3>really need to spend that long telling some journalist who's

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<v Speaker 3>just typing your quotes into his phone notes? And he's

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<v Speaker 3>probably not even going to quote you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll get the newspaper the next day. Unfortunately, there

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<v Speaker 2>was no picture of the quotes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then he asked for my name.

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<v Speaker 3>He asked for her name.

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<v Speaker 1>And I gave him my real name. Cooper was mortified.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, imagine the gangs if they read it. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden they turn up here at Collaroy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they'd get theirs here at Collaroy. They wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get through here. 2097 represent.

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<v Speaker 3>They think looting in Paris is tough. You wait until

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<v Speaker 3>you come to Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got crazy shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You try to loot down at Alimentos, you're dealing with Mario.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got sharks, Alimentos, and perverts.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Marty.

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<v Speaker 2>He's all of the above. And he's gobs. Actually, all

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<v Speaker 2>of the above. Another one.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a pervert.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he is.

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<v Speaker 3>All of our troops were very, very different.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't we have contrasting once we all went our own

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<v Speaker 1>separate ways? Cooper, what would you classify your attack?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yep, sorry. What? I was just going to look

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<v Speaker 2>at the … Harmonica? The harmonica.

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<v Speaker 3>For who? Trish.

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<v Speaker 2>She's jumped over the top of you there.

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<v Speaker 3>She does jump over the top. That's okay. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mind it every now and then because it's an audio platform, right, Trish?

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<v Speaker 3>And you've had over 40 years of experience in that platform, Trish.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking over?

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<v Speaker 3>Talking over. I went to Dublin and Amsterdam. They were

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<v Speaker 3>the two most … I went to a Liverpool game.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we said that on our last family podcast

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<v Speaker 3>leading in. Dublin … is my new favourite place on Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's the best trip I've ever done. Only

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<v Speaker 3>two nights in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But, Coopsy, you only did a pub crawl, essentially, through Dublin,

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<v Speaker 1>then on to Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, when you go to Paris, you take

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<v Speaker 2>in the sights, you take.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Louvre.

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<v Speaker 2>The Louvre.

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<v Speaker 1>The Louvre.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll talk about that later. When you go to Dublin... Mate,

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<v Speaker 2>the number one tourist attraction are the pubs and drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>It literally is. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about the Guinness Factory.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about the pubs first.

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<v Speaker 3>Guinness Factory was good. Well, first off, we stayed– so

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<v Speaker 3>Razman booked it. He booked a hostel. Look, Razman loves

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<v Speaker 3>to slum it, like loves to– but his key thing

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<v Speaker 3>is like get everyone– it was basically a school dorm,

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<v Speaker 3>one bathroom, six bunk beds, all in this hostel.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it ironic that his dad ran luxury hotels? He

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<v Speaker 2>loves slumming it.

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<v Speaker 3>Loves slumming it. Absolutely loves it. Can you stop touching those?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? Why? Oh, no, the audio was

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<v Speaker 3>coming through on my mic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>You're all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it comes through on your headphones.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, which is going through the mic.

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<v Speaker 4>To be fair, that sounds like a decent hostel, all

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<v Speaker 4>those facilities. I've seen ones that have nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but then from there– What Dave was saying about

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<v Speaker 3>the pubs in Guinness, literally all there is to do

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<v Speaker 3>is drink there, right? I messaged our great friend Brian

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<v Speaker 3>Carney and I said, any recommendations for Dublin? He just

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<v Speaker 3>sent through 13 different pubs you should have a pint.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Guinness at.

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<v Speaker 3>We jumped in an Uber at one stage. We'll go

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<v Speaker 3>into this pub called the Grave Diggers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, is that where they have- good music?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not at all. Is that harmonica working? And we

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<v Speaker 3>went to the Grave Diggers. Now, it's in the graveyard.

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<v Speaker 3>They call it the Grave Diggers because there was just

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<v Speaker 3>a hole in the wall. And for all the people

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<v Speaker 3>who were digging the graves in their break, they would

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<v Speaker 3>put a pint of Guinness through and they'd just put

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<v Speaker 3>that thing in, like almost like a little coffee hole

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<v Speaker 3>in the wall. Now they've turned it into a full

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<v Speaker 3>tourist attraction. It's a big pub. It's the second best

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<v Speaker 3>pint in Guinness. Second best pint of Guinness in Ireland

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<v Speaker 3>in general.

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<v Speaker 2>In the world. Where's the first?

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<v Speaker 3>Be in the world. Great question. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 3>the first was.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say maybe the Guinness factory.

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<v Speaker 3>Guinness factory.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he went there.

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<v Speaker 2>It was eighth.

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<v Speaker 3>Guinness factory was number eight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>It is interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you tell us how you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because our Uber driver told us on the way there. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard people... a species of people talk about something,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like us talking about rugby league. We're so passionate

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<v Speaker 3>about talking about it. Their rugby league is Guinness and

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<v Speaker 3>a pint. The Uber driver was telling us how excited

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<v Speaker 3>we have to be going out to the grave diggers,

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<v Speaker 3>second best pint. He pulls up at the front. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a bloke drilling a dart out the front of the

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<v Speaker 3>grave diggers and he's holding a pint of Guinness and

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, have a fucking look at that Guinness. Have

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<v Speaker 3>a look at that Guinness. Look at the head on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at how creamy it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Puts his handbrake on, comes out, comes in with this,

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<v Speaker 3>orders a pint of Guinness, smashes it tells us how

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<v Speaker 3>good that was, and then goes back to Uber driving.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, no other country is doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>You think about the Irish and the culture. All the

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<v Speaker 2>different cultures around the world are famous for something. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>you look at the French, it's art, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>same with different areas in Europe. You've got Italy, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the food. The beauty of Ireland, their gift is the

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<v Speaker 2>spoken word a lot of times.

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<v Speaker 4>Storytelling.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the drinking, it's storytelling. Some of the greatest writers,

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<v Speaker 2>like James Joyce and, And their music is unbelievable. If

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<v Speaker 2>you look at all the Manchester bands and the Liverpool bands,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all Irish heritage. They're all immigrants. They're parents from Ireland. Oasis?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're Irish. Pastry.

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<v Speaker 2>They're Irish. Their mother, Peggy, and the old man, they

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<v Speaker 2>were Irish.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's crazy about it? Because everyone always says, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>if you go there, you've got to have the Guinness

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<v Speaker 3>because it tastes so different. Now, I found out why

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<v Speaker 3>because a guy who worked at the Guinness factory told me– Obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>you're having a Guinness here, you've got to ship it

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<v Speaker 3>all the way out here, but it doesn't really affect–

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<v Speaker 3>the time in between does affect it, but because that

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<v Speaker 3>keg's not open, the oxygen hasn't got in yet, so

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't affect the bitterness. But the big thing is

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<v Speaker 3>you want to go to a pub where there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of Guinness drinkers because as soon as they open

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<v Speaker 3>the keg, the oxygen gets in, and within like a day,

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<v Speaker 3>it already tastes a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>They said at the Gravediggers, they have about 30 Guinness

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<v Speaker 3>drinkers in there at a time. And they pump a

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<v Speaker 3>keg in like two and a half hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, it would not be a

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<v Speaker 2>problem on New Island.

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically drinking wasted old Guinness.

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<v Speaker 4>When I used to work at the pub, the coopers

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<v Speaker 4>usually get, if you get to the bottom of the keg,

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<v Speaker 4>it gets real murky. Like real, because all the, what

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<v Speaker 4>do they call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sediment?

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<v Speaker 4>The sediment, yeah, it gets at the bottom and they

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<v Speaker 4>get to the end of the thing. But some– and

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people would probably like throw them off.

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<v Speaker 4>They'd be saying to me like, oh, I'd get a

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<v Speaker 4>new keg. I don't want that or have something else.

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<v Speaker 4>But the old seasoned drinkers, they would honestly wait until

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<v Speaker 4>they got to the sediment and they'd go, please give

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<v Speaker 4>me two or three pints of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it just tastes– I'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Say a bit more– it'd be thicker and my guess is–

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<v Speaker 2>It's like sludge. It might have a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a boost of– I'd say just maybe a percentage more

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<v Speaker 2>of alcohol to settling. Yeah. Remember the time, Jack? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to say the brand, but– Because, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but for a while there at the Beach Club, they

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<v Speaker 2>were selling a beer that had 9.1% alcohol.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it was– there was one that was 10.5%. This

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<v Speaker 4>one was 12%.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, 12%.

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<v Speaker 4>If you know the beer, you know, you can comment it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they still sell it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they had to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Not many places can.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there were a lot of incidents that happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And other ones, people were drinking it. Oh, I'll have

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<v Speaker 2>one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking it's a normal beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Not having a close look. Remember Bales went there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my Lord.

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<v Speaker 2>So Bales went there. One thing about Phil Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get him drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Our friend, he is– He is the nicest bloke until, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>he has one drink too many and he becomes so arguing,

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<v Speaker 2>like really belligerent, really rude actually. Anyway, that day we

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<v Speaker 2>went there and I said, come on, we'll have a couple. Mate,

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<v Speaker 2>he had three.

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<v Speaker 1>He walked into my house smoking a cigar.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was.

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<v Speaker 1>I went dead out.

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<v Speaker 2>He was maggot. Because you've got to understand, like as

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's saying, a 12.1% beer, as you're drinking one, you're

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<v Speaker 2>simultaneously drinking two.

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<v Speaker 4>So can I ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Another two.

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<v Speaker 3>So what's a regular beer?

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<v Speaker 1>Seven?

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<v Speaker 2>No, about 4.2, 4.3. Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 4>That's almost three. During the storms of 2016, remember those

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<v Speaker 4>massive coastal storms? Yeah. And the Beast Club was destroyed

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<v Speaker 4>by these tidal waves and king tide. There may or

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<v Speaker 4>may not have been this beer washed up ashore at

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<v Speaker 4>a few different beaches. I know some people that picked

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<v Speaker 4>it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the locals were just scanning a little like

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<v Speaker 2>a few years ago when all the– remember all the

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<v Speaker 2>cocaine packages were washing up around the beach? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>There was another one.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of Fletcher's mates were going around in jet skis.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to find it.

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<v Speaker 4>There was another one a couple of years back that

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<v Speaker 4>just a few years after that, that we had, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was like 10%. It was like this wood fire thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It had like bacon, you know how they have like

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<v Speaker 4>the suggested, what they have hints of and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>And I remember these two old season drinkers come in

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<v Speaker 4>the morning. They come to have a couple. And like

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<v Speaker 4>these blokes would drink every day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I.

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<v Speaker 4>was told just be careful of who you serve these

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<v Speaker 4>to and keep an eye on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Tawny you, Jodie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I ran into Jodie today, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's been unwell.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We should air out his health issues on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>And these two guys came in, had a pint of

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<v Speaker 4>this wood fire thing, and then had a second one.

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<v Speaker 4>By the time I was giving them their third, I

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<v Speaker 4>was overhearing. It had been half an hour. I overheard

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<v Speaker 4>their conversation, and The manager came up and said, how

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<v Speaker 4>much have they had? I said, they've had two in

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<v Speaker 4>like 25 minutes. And they had to kick them out.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know, I've got a question. What is an

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<v Speaker 1>appropriate amount of time to drink a schooner?

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<v Speaker 2>It depends. Cooper's mate, Bog, ask him. Tell us the story.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but normal folk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say six minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, six minutes. Six minutes. Are you talking

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<v Speaker 3>to anyone? Or are you just sitting there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'd say six minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but like you've got to think like.

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<v Speaker 2>Six minutes would be. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>You're sitting on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gulling it.

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<v Speaker 3>In six minutes. That means you're having 10 in an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>If I sat in an hour, I could have six

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<v Speaker 2>or seven.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to God. No, you probably could, but you're Russian.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not sitting there. You're not enjoying yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Throw it to the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's the quickest you've ever– because we remember we

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<v Speaker 3>all spoke– Herbie Pearson. He spoke– how many did he

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<v Speaker 3>have in an hour?

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<v Speaker 2>In 20 minutes, he had 15.

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<v Speaker 3>15.

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<v Speaker 2>15.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the most you've ever seen someone drink in an

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<v Speaker 3>hour for our listeners?

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't 20 minutes. It was 15 in an hour,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought it was in an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. It might have been 30 minutes, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was a ridiculous amount, given it was Uncle Herbie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, I think 15 even in an hour is

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<v Speaker 1>probably extreme.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Dad just brought up my mate, Bog. So what

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<v Speaker 3>Bog's party trick over in Ireland was, we went to

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<v Speaker 3>the Guinness factory, and naturally, probably the greatest marketing tool

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever done was split the G. Like, because it

0:17:18.100 --> 0:17:20.399
<v Speaker 3>just boosted sales so much. Everyone tries to split the

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<v Speaker 3>G on the glass, on the pint glass that you have.

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<v Speaker 3>And the guy behind the can is Portis at the

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<v Speaker 3>Guinness factory. You get a voucher. Everyone gets a free Guinness.

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<v Speaker 3>Taste it there. And he goes, if anyone can split

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<v Speaker 3>the G, I'll give you a free one. So boom,

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<v Speaker 3>we all try. We just miss it.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain to our people what splitting the G is in

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<v Speaker 1>case they don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just said what splitting the G was.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there an echo in here?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I said it's split the G on the glass.

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<v Speaker 3>You try to split the G.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, I've got a question. Is it the brown

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<v Speaker 1>line or the top of the froth? It's. Don't shake

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<v Speaker 1>your head at me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the brown line.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the brown. You're on fire today. You really are

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<v Speaker 3>on fire. Maybe it's you with the red hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I've sat there and haven't said a word and just

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<v Speaker 1>listened to you guys boggle on for the last 10 minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you want to blow the harmonica?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just don't want Jack shaking his head at me.

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<v Speaker 4>Why did you use the word boggle? Yeah. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so back to the story. You're amazing. Where's the harmonica?

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<v Speaker 3>Pass it here. So Bog's party trick was every time

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<v Speaker 3>someone asked him to split the G, he'd just destroy

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<v Speaker 3>the whole Guinness and he'd just pump it. Now, you'd

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<v Speaker 3>think that the guy probably behind the bar would go, whoa, mate,

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<v Speaker 3>you're drinking that too quick. The guy was so stoked

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<v Speaker 3>with Bog drinking it. He actually got a high five

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<v Speaker 3>from all of his colleagues just for serving Bog. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like in Ireland, responsible service of alcohol just was not

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<v Speaker 3>a thing. And then he gave everyone who was in

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<v Speaker 3>our group a free Guinness for Bog smashing the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it funny is that the guy who served Bog

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<v Speaker 2>was a legend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know. Bog didn't get a high five. Like

0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:53.740
<v Speaker 3>no one high-fived Bog. They high-fived the guy for pouring

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<v Speaker 3>Bog the pint.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the sponsor.

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<v Speaker 3>It was amazing. It was a lot of fun. Where

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<v Speaker 3>did you guys go afterwards?

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<v Speaker 4>Tricia?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I wouldn't dare speak.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you weren't going to speak.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not speaking. I'm done with you. I don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>well anyway. And this wig is really hot. So just

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me. Matt, you take it away.

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason it was that because I just explained

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<v Speaker 3>the rules and then you tried to make me re-explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but my question was, and it was a question

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<v Speaker 1>from myself, having done it myself, is it the brown

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<v Speaker 1>line or is it the top of the froth?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the brown line. The top of the froth is

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<v Speaker 3>because the froth goes down after a bit anyway. So

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<v Speaker 3>it has to be the brown line because the froth fluctuates.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I asked, just to be specific.

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<v Speaker 3>You're amazing. You have gotten very angry. Both of you

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<v Speaker 3>guys have gotten very angry as you've gotten older.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. When we come in here, like him shaking

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<v Speaker 1>his head at me.

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<v Speaker 4>Just shits me, mad.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was just shaking his head because you

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<v Speaker 3>asked me to repeat something I just repeated. You know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to repeat it again?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to repeat it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, apparently you are repeating it again. I've already explained

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<v Speaker 1>why I needed specification.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you explain to people what splitting the G is?

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<v Speaker 3>I've said it three times. I have said it three times.

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<v Speaker 2>Salamander.

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<v Speaker 3>My question for the family is, Trish, Matt, did you

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy the rest of your trip after us?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Matt and I took a wrong turn and ended

0:20:15.500 --> 0:20:18.040
<v Speaker 1>up in Prague because it was raining in Puglia. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>even though Italy hated Matt, Prague loved Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Matt, we got to our hotel. Tell the story, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't actually there. So it may have been

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<v Speaker 1>made up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, for the wedding too. When Cuba says as well,

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<v Speaker 4>when you say there Italy doesn't like Matt, You guys

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<v Speaker 4>were all three of you were in the same room

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<v Speaker 4>together down south when it was raining around the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Italy didn't like Matt. And we didn't like each other. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Matt, you did throw a hissy fit because you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like where I'd chosen for us to stay.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a hell hole.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was. Look, Trish, in hindsight, I wish you'd– look,

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<v Speaker 3>you made an executive decision because everyone– otherwise we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to have to split up as a family, which I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't have mind.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we probably shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you could have just booked your own stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you got any anecdotes, Cooper, from your time in

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<v Speaker 4>the room with Mum and.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad for three days?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I said it last week on the Family Pod.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's not rehash the same content. Like I've already

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<v Speaker 3>told everyone how to split the G four times on

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast. Did you enjoy Prague?

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<v Speaker 2>We loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell them about that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Miroslav.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. So we arrive in Prague and I'm pulling the

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<v Speaker 2>bags out the back. All of a sudden, a guy

0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:28.659
<v Speaker 2>come out from the hotel and he's looking at me

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<v Speaker 2>really like a strange coming up. And I thought, oh man,

0:21:31.030 --> 0:21:33.330
<v Speaker 2>this is not strange, but like, you know, you just,

0:21:33.730 --> 0:21:36.070
<v Speaker 2>you get that sense. Yeah. And I'll pull the bags out.

0:21:36.090 --> 0:21:37.889
<v Speaker 2>He said, oh sir, let me get. And he second

0:21:37.910 --> 0:21:40.550
<v Speaker 2>looked at me and he's gone. excuse me, can I

0:21:40.570 --> 0:21:43.930
<v Speaker 2>have your surname? And I went, oh, John's. And he went,

0:21:44.230 --> 0:21:47.179
<v Speaker 2>I honestly thought people were looking around to be G'd up.

0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:50.240
<v Speaker 2>He went, am I dreaming? I went, what? He goes,

0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:52.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming.

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<v Speaker 4>Matty?

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<v Speaker 2>And I went, yeah. He goes, oh, all the guys here,

0:21:57.040 --> 0:22:00.109
<v Speaker 2>we love your show. And I went, sorry? Yeah, seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the time difference in Prague?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think they must get it on the NRL

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<v Speaker 2>app or something like that. I don't know. But they

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<v Speaker 2>watch it. So. So Miroslav, all the blokes who work

0:22:12.410 --> 0:22:16.090
<v Speaker 2>there at the Four Seasons in Prague, they're massive rugby

0:22:16.109 --> 0:22:19.490
<v Speaker 2>league fans because Miroslav went over for a little bit,

0:22:19.530 --> 0:22:22.480
<v Speaker 2>just a short stint, lived in Perth. And someone showed

0:22:22.500 --> 0:22:24.619
<v Speaker 2>him Rugby Union. And he went, oh, that's good. And

0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:26.440
<v Speaker 2>then someone after you was at a pub and someone said,

0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:28.399
<v Speaker 2>Rugby Union? Don't worry about that. Have a look at

0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:31.179
<v Speaker 2>this game, rugby league. And he said, Matt, I was

0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:34.370
<v Speaker 2>just mesmerized by it. And he said, I came back

0:22:34.430 --> 0:22:36.050
<v Speaker 2>and told all the guys. He said, we watch it

0:22:36.070 --> 0:22:37.990
<v Speaker 2>all the time. He goes, oh, that guy over there,

0:22:38.030 --> 0:22:39.950
<v Speaker 2>he's a Parramatta fan. He's a massive guy.

0:22:40.010 --> 0:22:40.550
<v Speaker 1>He's security.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. He goes, oh, he's a Roosters fan. He likes

0:22:43.450 --> 0:22:44.950
<v Speaker 2>the Knights. How gutsy were the Knights?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he knew all of that.

0:22:45.630 --> 0:22:46.270
<v Speaker 2>They were all talking.

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<v Speaker 3>So they knew, like, not just your show, but did

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<v Speaker 3>they know, like, the news and the current?

0:22:50.730 --> 0:22:53.030
<v Speaker 1>Really? Yeah, because it was just after the grand final.

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<v Speaker 2>So they knew all of it. And Miroslav, to let

0:22:55.730 --> 0:22:58.070
<v Speaker 2>people know, they talk about the random South guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He is, mate, South Sydney fanatic. He was Texas– I

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<v Speaker 2>must say, with Miroslav, towards the end it was getting

0:23:05.100 --> 0:23:07.020
<v Speaker 2>a bit stalky. I said a trick. I have to

0:23:07.060 --> 0:23:09.700
<v Speaker 2>take another. Of course, every time I go past, he

0:23:09.740 --> 0:23:11.119
<v Speaker 2>would just obsess and talk.

0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:11.459
<v Speaker 1>About the game.

0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:13.800
<v Speaker 2>He just wanted to chat. And he's like, mate, can

0:23:13.840 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 2>you get Luttrell to send me a message? And I'm like, well, Luttrell,

0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:22.970
<v Speaker 2>if you know Luttrell, bump him. I got his number. And, mate,

0:23:23.090 --> 0:23:24.590
<v Speaker 2>it just blew me away.

0:23:24.670 --> 0:23:25.230
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just an amazing surprise. I will say one

0:23:27.530 --> 0:23:29.770
<v Speaker 2>thing about– So if you're a South Sydney fan, Honestly,

0:23:29.810 --> 0:23:30.729
<v Speaker 2>go to the Four Susans.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon everyone will relate to this being an Aussie,

0:23:34.270 --> 0:23:39.490
<v Speaker 3>but there's something so cool about seeing a fellow Australian overseas,

0:23:39.570 --> 0:23:42.430
<v Speaker 3>like in a pub, there is something so camaraderie. It's

0:23:42.450 --> 0:23:43.430
<v Speaker 3>the best feeling in the world.

0:23:43.530 --> 0:23:44.270
<v Speaker 2>And you're recognised.

0:23:44.290 --> 0:23:44.950
<v Speaker 1>There's so many.

0:23:45.010 --> 0:23:47.020
<v Speaker 3>But then even for us, like doing a potty or, Dad,

0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:50.500
<v Speaker 3>for you doing your show, like meeting someone abroad overseas

0:23:50.540 --> 0:23:53.379
<v Speaker 3>who's not Australian, who might listen to the potty or

0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.649
<v Speaker 3>follow you on Instagram or social media, That's equally as

0:23:56.690 --> 0:23:57.140
<v Speaker 3>cool a feeling.

0:23:57.160 --> 0:23:57.659
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's actually cool.

0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:58.940
<v Speaker 3>Like it is a very fulfilling feeling.

0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:00.620
<v Speaker 2>We're in a pub and this guy in Munich came

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<v Speaker 2>up and he goes, hey, Matthew, how are you? And

0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:03.619
<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, good, mate, how are you doing? And

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:06.820
<v Speaker 2>he goes, ah, from Johannesburg. And he said, I watch

0:24:06.859 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of the rugby league and see a

0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:10.940
<v Speaker 2>little bit of the shows. How are Fletch and Heidi? Wow.

0:24:11.420 --> 0:24:13.320
<v Speaker 3>And is he a league man at all?

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 2>He certainly watches a little bit. They get a little

0:24:15.980 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 2>bit over there in South Africa. Can I tell you

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:20.119
<v Speaker 2>one more back on Miroslav before we finish?

0:24:20.310 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one more. Bad day two, I'm walking past

0:24:23.369 --> 0:24:26.240
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, hey, Matt. I said, Miroslav, what's it doing?

0:24:26.260 --> 0:24:29.159
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I like red. I said, oh, red, oh, yeah.

0:24:29.180 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 2>He goes, you know. I went, yeah, yeah, red, yeah. Anyway,

0:24:33.820 --> 0:24:39.750
<v Speaker 2>the next day I went past him. He goes, red, ah, ah, ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Red Reagan.

0:24:41.990 --> 0:24:42.290
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:24:42.790 --> 0:24:45.110
<v Speaker 3>So they literally have dug up. I reckon they've watched

0:24:45.130 --> 0:24:46.770
<v Speaker 3>your show and then they've just deep dived and they've

0:24:46.790 --> 0:24:47.850
<v Speaker 3>seen everything you've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>Without a shadow of a doubt. After that, we went

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:51.920
<v Speaker 2>to Munich. We had a great time there, didn't we, Trish?

0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was okay.

0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:55.010
<v Speaker 3>All right.

0:24:55.030 --> 0:24:56.180
<v Speaker 2>Well, I had a great time there.

0:24:56.369 --> 0:24:57.489
<v Speaker 1>I preferred Prague.

0:24:57.609 --> 0:24:58.790
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I prefer Prague.

0:24:58.830 --> 0:25:00.790
<v Speaker 1>We met loads of Newcastle people from Prague, actually.

0:25:01.010 --> 0:25:02.350
<v Speaker 2>A lot of Newcastle people.

0:25:02.710 --> 0:25:03.889
<v Speaker 3>What, living in Prague?

0:25:03.910 --> 0:25:04.290
<v Speaker 4>No, travelling.

0:25:04.430 --> 0:25:05.990
<v Speaker 2>Oh, really? Just travelling, yeah. We met a lot of

0:25:06.010 --> 0:25:08.770
<v Speaker 2>Newcastle people everywhere, didn't we?

0:25:08.790 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 1>We did.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't Munich where the bedbugs were?

0:25:10.970 --> 0:25:11.610
<v Speaker 4>Apparently. Apparently.

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:12.180
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that the home of bed bugs?

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<v Speaker 2>So letting people know we're over– it was 15 years ago.

0:25:17.300 --> 0:25:17.419
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:25:17.500 --> 0:25:21.730
<v Speaker 2>Staying with Brian in Neera Chowza. We go in Budapest.

0:25:21.770 --> 0:25:24.449
<v Speaker 2>We are literally about to fly to Munich. We're all

0:25:24.490 --> 0:25:27.490
<v Speaker 2>excited about it. And this lady goes, we're off to next.

0:25:27.830 --> 0:25:29.990
<v Speaker 2>And we said, we're off to Munich. She goes, Munich?

0:25:31.130 --> 0:25:34.379
<v Speaker 2>That city's infested with bed bugs. Trish goes, that's it.

0:25:34.790 --> 0:25:35.470
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like your biggest fear, right?

0:25:37.700 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, while we were away, someone mentioned that there was

0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:44.750
<v Speaker 1>a flight completely filled with bedbugs.

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<v Speaker 3>How would they even know that?

0:25:45.750 --> 0:25:47.430
<v Speaker 1>It was flying. Oh, it was on the news.

0:25:47.450 --> 0:25:48.070
<v Speaker 2>It was on the news.

0:25:48.109 --> 0:25:49.929
<v Speaker 3>No, but how would they– like who's on the flight?

0:25:49.950 --> 0:25:52.190
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I think everyone was itching. Like the plane ran

0:25:52.230 --> 0:25:54.610
<v Speaker 1>out of antihistamines. Like it was bad.

0:25:54.650 --> 0:25:57.070
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard. They're going

0:25:57.150 --> 0:25:58.850
<v Speaker 4>to make a movie about it. They're going to call

0:25:58.869 --> 0:26:00.790
<v Speaker 4>it bedbugs on a plane. Shut up.

0:26:00.830 --> 0:26:01.590
<v Speaker 2>Samuel L. Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>He's good, Jack.

0:26:05.660 --> 0:26:08.900
<v Speaker 3>As soon as Jack started agreeing and went, I go,

0:26:09.180 --> 0:26:11.540
<v Speaker 3>there's a joke coming and I don't know if it's

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.399
<v Speaker 3>going to be good, but that was actually not too bad.

0:26:13.420 --> 0:26:14.070
<v Speaker 2>Bed bag no-do.

0:26:14.550 --> 0:26:14.810
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:26:15.210 --> 0:26:15.410
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:26:15.430 --> 0:26:17.010
<v Speaker 1>Was that a knock on the door?

0:26:17.030 --> 0:26:17.530
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought it was.

0:26:17.570 --> 0:26:19.109
<v Speaker 1>I think it is and I think that might be

0:26:19.130 --> 0:26:21.550
<v Speaker 1>my non-costume. I did say to Paul, the builder, if

0:26:21.630 --> 0:26:23.990
<v Speaker 1>it arrives, bring it and I can do a costume change.

0:26:24.150 --> 0:26:25.490
<v Speaker 1>You can go a little, man.

0:26:25.510 --> 0:26:25.649
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah?

0:26:25.670 --> 0:26:26.390
<v Speaker 3>You're going to keep going?

0:26:26.450 --> 0:26:29.710
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, keep going. Hey, Paulie, how are you?

0:26:30.369 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 4>Hey.

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:34.100
<v Speaker 3>Hey. Do you want to go and get changed?

0:26:34.140 --> 0:26:35.859
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to put my non-costume on.

0:26:35.980 --> 0:26:38.210
<v Speaker 2>Paulie, our builder, of course, who played for the Roosters,

0:26:38.250 --> 0:26:39.350
<v Speaker 2>had a look in and just.

0:26:39.470 --> 0:26:40.290
<v Speaker 3>Did he play for the Roosters?

0:26:40.450 --> 0:26:41.650
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he played for the Roosters for Fletch.

0:26:41.690 --> 0:26:42.230
<v Speaker 3>He's a good man.

0:26:42.450 --> 0:26:44.230
<v Speaker 4>Paulie just saw you and thought, what the fuck is

0:26:44.270 --> 0:26:44.970
<v Speaker 4>going on, man?

0:26:45.050 --> 0:26:47.369
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He started getting an erection. I'm sorry.

0:26:47.410 --> 0:26:48.010
<v Speaker 3>Watch yourself, George.

0:26:48.230 --> 0:26:48.970
<v Speaker 2>Give us 10 minutes.

0:26:49.070 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Let's not forget, Dad, he's in a bikini.

0:26:51.020 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Let's just remember, when Matt got dressed and I went, oh, interesting,

0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:58.119
<v Speaker 1>he went, I'm just worried that some of our listeners

0:26:58.460 --> 0:27:00.040
<v Speaker 1>or viewers might get turned on by it.

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:00.660
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I reckon.

0:27:01.670 --> 0:27:02.090
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:27:02.130 --> 0:27:04.629
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, when I dressed in this, and I'm not kidding.

0:27:04.650 --> 0:27:07.350
<v Speaker 2>You felt sexy? People who are cross-dressers, I never got it.

0:27:07.590 --> 0:27:09.350
<v Speaker 2>But I must say, when I put on Trisha's bikini,

0:27:09.710 --> 0:27:11.899
<v Speaker 2>there was a, I don't know, there was something going on.

0:27:11.890 --> 0:27:13.940
<v Speaker 3>You've always loved, remember when we had Gaz and Gail

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.619
<v Speaker 3>on the pod and they said he'd always go in

0:27:15.660 --> 0:27:18.920
<v Speaker 3>and that'd be dressed completely in Gail's clothing all the time.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:21.310
<v Speaker 3>You're not going to get changed here, are you?

0:27:21.340 --> 0:27:21.419
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:21.860
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay.

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to. I just want to say one thing

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:29.210
<v Speaker 1>about our journey, or not the journey, was like every

0:27:29.250 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>place we went, Everywhere had an Irish pub and we

0:27:33.580 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 1>visited every Irish pub through Europe. Even Ireland had an

0:27:36.660 --> 0:27:37.420
<v Speaker 1>Irish pub.

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Prague, Munich.

0:27:38.780 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 4>Paris.

0:27:39.060 --> 0:27:39.740
<v Speaker 3>Paris, everywhere.

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:41.740
<v Speaker 2>You could go to the most random place in the world.

0:27:41.780 --> 0:27:44.179
<v Speaker 2>You could go to Vladivostok in Siberia and they all

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:44.540
<v Speaker 2>have Irish pubs.

0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:47.020
<v Speaker 1>Irish pubs. It's bizarre. The one in Munich was a

0:27:47.100 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 1>bit of a drug den though, I thought.

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 2>It was a drug den. I know it was.

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:51.439
<v Speaker 1>Serving Indian food.

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:53.100
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was in there.

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Stunk of Indian food.

0:27:53.700 --> 0:27:55.180
<v Speaker 2>You went, mate, I'm telling you it's a drug den.

0:27:55.300 --> 0:27:58.010
<v Speaker 2>Trish says that about everywhere. Even if someone, people, if

0:27:58.050 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>you don't wash your car.

0:27:58.770 --> 0:27:58.950
<v Speaker 4>Dirty car.

0:27:59.410 --> 0:28:00.770
<v Speaker 2>She will say you're a drug dealer.

0:28:00.790 --> 0:28:02.010
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you don't take care of your car, I

0:28:02.050 --> 0:28:02.710
<v Speaker 1>think you're a drug dealer.

0:28:02.730 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 2>But I will say this, when I walked to that pub,

0:28:05.180 --> 0:28:08.260
<v Speaker 2>good for you, it was definitely a drug den. I

0:28:08.300 --> 0:28:10.139
<v Speaker 2>went back there that night and unfortunately a lot of

0:28:10.180 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 2>them left.

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:12.619
<v Speaker 1>And then remember in Paris we were in one and

0:28:12.900 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>you went to order a Guinness and they only served

0:28:15.060 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 1>craft beer.

0:28:16.020 --> 0:28:16.580
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right.

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:18.899
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm going to change out of my devil costume

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:20.450
<v Speaker 1>and into... Okay, none.

0:28:20.670 --> 0:28:22.990
<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. That's certainly a juxtaposition.

0:28:23.250 --> 0:28:24.129
<v Speaker 3>Very contrasting.

0:28:24.369 --> 0:28:27.230
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you talk about Jack's journey.

0:28:27.740 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:28.940
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll try.

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:33.899
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes. Jack Johns, take it from there because, okay,

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>I was getting a lot of crap shit put on

0:28:36.140 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 2>me by the fact that I was driving around. When

0:28:38.140 --> 0:28:39.620
<v Speaker 2>you're driving on the other side of the road, people

0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 2>who do it, you'll know what it's like initially when

0:28:41.180 --> 0:28:43.800
<v Speaker 2>you're doing, you know, a short right, long left, other

0:28:43.820 --> 0:28:44.660
<v Speaker 2>side of the road. Jack.

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:47.620
<v Speaker 4>All right, she's gone. You.

0:28:48.100 --> 0:28:51.640
<v Speaker 3>Guys, look, letting our listeners in, there's been a couple

0:28:51.660 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 3>of cuts and a couple of fights so far. It

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:57.300
<v Speaker 3>is our first podcast back in the room, so I was–

0:28:57.490 --> 0:28:59.370
<v Speaker 3>thinking there was going to be a couple arguments and whatnot,

0:28:59.390 --> 0:29:01.210
<v Speaker 3>because that's what family does. You argue, but you love

0:29:01.250 --> 0:29:02.150
<v Speaker 3>each other unconditionally.

0:29:02.190 --> 0:29:05.070
<v Speaker 4>I honestly thought dad dressed like that. There's no way

0:29:05.110 --> 0:29:06.030
<v Speaker 4>we could fight this podcast.

0:29:06.150 --> 0:29:08.450
<v Speaker 2>I never thought of it. Just the mood of this,

0:29:08.790 --> 0:29:09.950
<v Speaker 2>I thought there is no way in the world we

0:29:09.990 --> 0:29:11.910
<v Speaker 2>can fight. But Jesus, I tell you what, she's on

0:29:11.950 --> 0:29:14.650
<v Speaker 2>the bit. She's on the bit. I know she's had

0:29:14.670 --> 0:29:16.130
<v Speaker 2>a couple of beers or something.

0:29:16.210 --> 0:29:16.950
<v Speaker 3>Nah, she hasn't.

0:29:17.100 --> 0:29:18.430
<v Speaker 2>But I think... Not injecting speed.

0:29:18.450 --> 0:29:19.780
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's because she was dressed like

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 3>a devil. She's acted like it. Maybe when she comes

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:24.020
<v Speaker 3>back like a nun, she'll act like a nun.

0:29:24.460 --> 0:29:24.820
<v Speaker 4>I hope so.

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:26.660
<v Speaker 3>Jack, how was your experience?

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:26.820
<v Speaker 4>Because.

0:29:27.370 --> 0:29:29.990
<v Speaker 3>The best thing I saw about your– you put up

0:29:30.010 --> 0:29:31.620
<v Speaker 3>a lot of photos on your Instagram. You're in Zermatt.

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 3>Is that Switzerland?

0:29:32.300 --> 0:29:35.020
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Switzerland. That was unreal. Yeah, so after we all

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.610
<v Speaker 4>split off from the wedding, me and Gem went– we

0:29:37.630 --> 0:29:40.700
<v Speaker 4>went Bologna into Florence and then Venice. for my birthday.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:43.860
<v Speaker 4>And then we went to– from Venice, we did a

0:29:43.900 --> 0:29:46.260
<v Speaker 4>day trip where we went to Milan and I had

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 4>to drive to Lake Como. Oh, my God. Which was

0:29:49.740 --> 0:29:52.190
<v Speaker 4>the half an hour in and out of Como might

0:29:52.210 --> 0:29:54.310
<v Speaker 4>have been the most– my heart rate on the other

0:29:54.330 --> 0:29:56.790
<v Speaker 4>side of the road, other side of the car– And

0:29:56.870 --> 0:30:01.100
<v Speaker 4>these roads, dead set, they're on like cliff faces. And

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:04.860
<v Speaker 4>they are like one-way streets and then cars coming both ways.

0:30:05.020 --> 0:30:05.740
<v Speaker 3>It's scary.

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:09.550
<v Speaker 4>And they're going like 60. And you're sitting there trying

0:30:09.570 --> 0:30:11.550
<v Speaker 4>to go around these tight corners where you can't see anything.

0:30:11.590 --> 0:30:14.750
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what. I swear everywhere overseas. It makes

0:30:14.790 --> 0:30:18.390
<v Speaker 3>you appreciate it. Australian road rules and drivers, we're good

0:30:18.430 --> 0:30:20.910
<v Speaker 3>in comparison to everyone else. Like, it doesn't matter where

0:30:20.930 --> 0:30:22.350
<v Speaker 3>you go. Italy, Greece, Paris.

0:30:22.570 --> 0:30:22.890
<v Speaker 2>Mate.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:24.150
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like Zermatt.

0:30:24.170 --> 0:30:27.780
<v Speaker 2>Mate, as you know, the Latins, mate, they were just crazy.

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 3>How reckless.

0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:32.380
<v Speaker 4>Well, even then, like, after Como, we got in the

0:30:32.420 --> 0:30:35.820
<v Speaker 4>car and I drove from there to, like, Tarsch, this

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 4>little Swedish town. But on the way, I had to

0:30:37.500 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 4>get on, like, the Milan Highway. I had to go

0:30:39.980 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 4>through the Swedish mountain– the Switzerland mountains. Oh, my God.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:46.750
<v Speaker 4>When you– Dead set. When you're going up from Italy

0:30:46.790 --> 0:30:52.220
<v Speaker 4>to Switzerland into the mountains, if I looked off the cliffside,

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 4>it's honestly like a kilometre down. It is so high

0:30:56.240 --> 0:31:00.010
<v Speaker 4>and so dense, the atmosphere. It's unbelievable.

0:31:00.130 --> 0:31:03.450
<v Speaker 2>And see, if that was Australia, we'd have all barricades

0:31:03.470 --> 0:31:05.510
<v Speaker 2>and that set up. But over there, they go, no, no,

0:31:05.570 --> 0:31:08.719
<v Speaker 2>that's what we do. Just take your time and be careful.

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 2>But it is so unnerving when you're right on the

0:31:12.340 --> 0:31:13.820
<v Speaker 2>edge and you're on the other side of the road.

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:16.180
<v Speaker 4>And you're on the other side of the road. I

0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:19.540
<v Speaker 4>will say going from Italy into Switzerland, you go, I

0:31:19.580 --> 0:31:22.340
<v Speaker 4>don't know what the Swiss tax system is over there,

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:25.420
<v Speaker 4>but there was a definite change when you drove from–

0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:29.380
<v Speaker 4>there's about two, three kilometres of road where you switch

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:35.350
<v Speaker 4>from Italy into Switzerland. And basically, like, the roads as

0:31:35.370 --> 0:31:38.090
<v Speaker 4>you're going in are like art. Like, the way they're

0:31:38.130 --> 0:31:41.050
<v Speaker 4>set up, like, the tar. I was like, oh, geez. Like,

0:31:41.090 --> 0:31:42.370
<v Speaker 4>we were both, oh, Jesus.

0:31:42.530 --> 0:31:43.350
<v Speaker 2>Holy dooly.

0:31:44.010 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 3>That was the quickest change I've ever seen.

0:31:46.020 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Why am I getting horny again?

0:31:47.980 --> 0:31:51.180
<v Speaker 3>I was expecting you to be gone for, like, an hour.

0:31:51.660 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 3>You were wishing.

0:31:53.540 --> 0:31:54.580
<v Speaker 2>No, no. We're wrapping.

0:31:54.620 --> 0:31:56.790
<v Speaker 3>We actually were just wrapping now. Yeah. We just said.

0:31:57.090 --> 0:31:59.590
<v Speaker 2>Her enthusiasm is contagious. Like a handshake.

0:31:59.610 --> 0:32:03.969
<v Speaker 4>What's with the COVID? What's with the it makeup?

0:32:04.130 --> 0:32:04.510
<v Speaker 2>Oh, sorry.

0:32:04.530 --> 0:32:05.450
<v Speaker 3>I've turned your mic off.

0:32:05.580 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm scary. I'm scary nun. And, I mean, it's a

0:32:09.580 --> 0:32:11.220
<v Speaker 1>lot more comfortable being a nun than a devil, let

0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:11.570
<v Speaker 1>me tell you.

0:32:11.580 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 2>You've got to be careful. That can get addictive. It

0:32:13.300 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 2>becomes quite a habit. What is?

0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 4>I just got that.

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:19.100
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 4>It's not good.

0:32:20.420 --> 0:32:21.110
<v Speaker 2>I must say.

0:32:21.610 --> 0:32:22.450
<v Speaker 1>This is so comfy.

0:32:22.630 --> 0:32:24.860
<v Speaker 2>When I was away. Greatest. Growing up, I was taught

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.420
<v Speaker 2>by the nuns, and the uniform to me was always

0:32:27.500 --> 0:32:29.640
<v Speaker 2>represented like, you know, it was like drab. But I

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.900
<v Speaker 2>must say, when we were in....

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:33.380
<v Speaker 4>Rome.

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 2>When we were in Rome, when they were walking around,

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:37.350
<v Speaker 2>I must say, some of the uniforms, some of the

0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:38.750
<v Speaker 2>habits were quite fetching.

0:32:39.650 --> 0:32:39.850
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:32:40.190 --> 0:32:40.490
<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

0:32:41.890 --> 0:32:43.050
<v Speaker 4>I'm just going to stay away from that one.

0:32:43.070 --> 0:32:45.390
<v Speaker 2>Jacob, all the places you went up there, right? All

0:32:45.430 --> 0:32:50.310
<v Speaker 2>those different places, Switzerland and Northern Italy, where would you live?

0:32:50.650 --> 0:32:51.940
<v Speaker 2>There's a question. Live.

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:56.600
<v Speaker 4>Wow. Maybe if... Out of all of them, maybe Florence.

0:32:56.760 --> 0:33:00.360
<v Speaker 4>Florence was quite nice. It wasn't as– the roads are

0:33:00.400 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 4>a bit hard. It's– I don't know. They're all very,

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.900
<v Speaker 4>very different to here. I will say I wouldn't live

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 4>in Zermatt because, one, it's the Franks. Swiss Franks is

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:12.100
<v Speaker 4>so expensive.

0:33:12.380 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 3>And it's so hard. Like when they– if you're filling

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 3>out a survey, it says where you're from, just scroll

0:33:16.660 --> 0:33:17.990
<v Speaker 3>all the way down to Z.

0:33:17.980 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 2>To S.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:19.140
<v Speaker 3>To Z.

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Zed.

0:33:20.170 --> 0:33:24.620
<v Speaker 4>And obviously the weather, like in season, like that cold weather.

0:33:24.660 --> 0:33:26.940
<v Speaker 4>But I must say it was probably one of the

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 4>most beautiful places I've ever been. Like when you go

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 4>to the top, we're out of season. So there was

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 4>a bit of snow in the mountains in the Matterhorn.

0:33:33.420 --> 0:33:36.020
<v Speaker 4>The Matterhorn just stares over the town, which is like

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.950
<v Speaker 4>one of the biggest mountains on earth. And then we

0:33:38.970 --> 0:33:41.810
<v Speaker 4>went to the top of the mountain. And it's like

0:33:41.850 --> 0:33:43.790
<v Speaker 4>you go to the top, you can walk all the

0:33:43.850 --> 0:33:45.930
<v Speaker 4>way down if you want to. It's probably one of

0:33:45.950 --> 0:33:48.810
<v Speaker 4>the most beautiful sights you could ever see. I recommend

0:33:48.830 --> 0:33:50.820
<v Speaker 4>it for people. Don't go there for more than a

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.940
<v Speaker 4>day or two because it's so expensive, but go there

0:33:54.980 --> 0:33:56.780
<v Speaker 4>for a day trip whenever you can. If you can

0:33:57.060 --> 0:34:00.530
<v Speaker 4>get during the peak season with the snow, like going

0:34:00.570 --> 0:34:02.770
<v Speaker 4>up and down that mountain during snow season would be

0:34:03.650 --> 0:34:04.750
<v Speaker 4>like a hell of an experience.

0:34:04.770 --> 0:34:06.350
<v Speaker 2>You're a real Katrina Roundtree, aren't you?

0:34:06.390 --> 0:34:06.990
<v Speaker 4>Get away.

0:34:07.010 --> 0:34:11.070
<v Speaker 2>What about we're in Salzburg talking about that, right? This

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:15.670
<v Speaker 2>is a beautiful town, home of Mozart. Beautiful town for

0:34:15.750 --> 0:34:18.129
<v Speaker 2>about five minutes. Yeah.

0:34:19.510 --> 0:34:21.070
<v Speaker 3>You're certainly not acting like a nun.

0:34:21.090 --> 0:34:22.780
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. That's right.

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I only speak the truth.

0:34:25.100 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Just quickly, before we continue, the train there. Look, people,

0:34:28.700 --> 0:34:30.560
<v Speaker 2>if you're on a train or on a plane, you've

0:34:30.580 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 2>got a couple of things you've got to do. Number one,

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:34.800
<v Speaker 2>clean your teeth before you get on. Number two, wear deodorant.

0:34:34.820 --> 0:34:37.060
<v Speaker 2>Number three, if you've got a cold, blow your nose.

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:38.940
<v Speaker 2>I was next to this young bloke, and he was

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:43.830
<v Speaker 2>just going. The whole time. And I went across. Sat

0:34:43.850 --> 0:34:45.629
<v Speaker 2>with Trish and he just kept doing it. I said, Trish,

0:34:45.650 --> 0:34:47.430
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to throw up. Then I realized I had

0:34:47.489 --> 0:34:49.529
<v Speaker 2>my earbuds in. Put it in, put it on full

0:34:49.570 --> 0:34:52.310
<v Speaker 2>volume so I couldn't hear him. He was just. Really?

0:34:52.430 --> 0:34:52.850
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:34:52.910 --> 0:34:53.529
<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you.

0:34:53.550 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 2>It was horrendous. Now, the other one, we went up

0:34:56.860 --> 0:34:58.380
<v Speaker 2>to the castle up at Salzburg.

0:34:58.400 --> 0:34:58.940
<v Speaker 1>The fort, yes.

0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 2>The fortress. And you go around and it sort of has,

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.100
<v Speaker 2>it was a puppet show and it was highlighting the

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 2>great fire of Salzburg. I reckon it was the most

0:35:08.390 --> 0:35:11.930
<v Speaker 2>American moment I've ever had in my life. I'm standing

0:35:11.969 --> 0:35:15.720
<v Speaker 2>next to these two sort of, probably in their late 60s,

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:20.020
<v Speaker 2>American couple, and they're showing the Great Fire of Salzburg,

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 2>and the wife goes, hey, Randy, who do you think

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:26.549
<v Speaker 2>lit the fire? And he says back, I don't know,

0:35:26.670 --> 0:35:27.469
<v Speaker 2>some knucklehead.

0:35:29.210 --> 0:35:31.290
<v Speaker 3>Randy is such an American name.

0:35:31.350 --> 0:35:35.250
<v Speaker 2>Randy and Chad. And I just said, I said, that bloke,

0:35:35.850 --> 0:35:38.319
<v Speaker 2>I said, Randy, wherever he comes from, he was the bloke,

0:35:38.340 --> 0:35:40.410
<v Speaker 2>I reckon he was the go-to guy. He's the guy

0:35:40.430 --> 0:35:43.390
<v Speaker 2>with all the answers. Hey, Randy, what about that? Who

0:35:43.410 --> 0:35:46.190
<v Speaker 2>lit the fire, Randy? I don't know, some knucklehead. I

0:35:46.210 --> 0:35:47.430
<v Speaker 2>just thought, good for.

0:35:47.370 --> 0:35:47.750
<v Speaker 4>You, Randy.

0:35:47.930 --> 0:35:49.379
<v Speaker 3>Have you got that harmonica, Drew?

0:35:53.180 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Nice.

0:35:53.840 --> 0:36:00.030
<v Speaker 3>While we're on a story that won't get a harmonica, Dad,

0:36:00.690 --> 0:36:02.890
<v Speaker 3>can you tell the people about your sign languaging?

0:36:03.580 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, man.

0:36:03.980 --> 0:36:06.620
<v Speaker 3>It was awesome because you've learnt, like Dad's learnt to sign,

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:08.299
<v Speaker 3>which I think sign language is a great skill to have.

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.140
<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic, but not when he puts me on the

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>spot because if he's signing, then no one, you know,

0:36:13.620 --> 0:36:15.540
<v Speaker 1>then they look at me and direct me for everything.

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like learning a foreign language.

0:36:19.620 --> 0:36:21.739
<v Speaker 4>Why are you staring at Cooper like that?

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:23.100
<v Speaker 1>Because why is he staring at me?

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:23.980
<v Speaker 3>I was just laughing at you.

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 2>You're getting paranoid, Trish. Well, just because you're paranoid doesn't

0:36:27.219 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 2>mean they're not after you. Well- It's like learning a

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 2>foreign language. Eventually, you've got to throw yourself into the

0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 2>deep water. So I would go up and just do it.

0:36:37.460 --> 0:36:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Trish would go, don't do it, don't do it. But

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.060
<v Speaker 2>correct me if I'm wrong. One of the beautiful things

0:36:42.100 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 2>about sign, it crosses cultures, it crosses languages, because the

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 2>French can be quite– if you go up and start

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:51.170
<v Speaker 2>stumbling around in English, they're quite terse. Yeah. But when

0:36:51.210 --> 0:36:53.830
<v Speaker 2>I went up and signed, although they didn't understand me,

0:36:54.130 --> 0:36:56.750
<v Speaker 2>they were really nice and accommodating. Am I wrong?

0:36:57.330 --> 0:37:00.650
<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're correct. But you were doing it. in

0:37:00.690 --> 0:37:03.729
<v Speaker 1>an immersive manner. So then they actually thought you were deaf.

0:37:04.390 --> 0:37:05.430
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what they did.

0:37:05.690 --> 0:37:07.130
<v Speaker 4>And that was the problem.

0:37:07.210 --> 0:37:09.190
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't want someone to feel like they were

0:37:09.210 --> 0:37:10.270
<v Speaker 1>being tricked.

0:37:10.290 --> 0:37:10.350
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:14.980
<v Speaker 1>If you spoke and signed, that would be different.

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:15.819
<v Speaker 3>That doesn't defeat the purpose.

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't defeat the purpose.

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 1>No, because if they don't understand sign language, they don't

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:20.560
<v Speaker 1>understand it.

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:24.259
<v Speaker 2>Okay. But then what the exercise is, and the reason

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:27.270
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it is one of our greatest friends, his daughter,

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:28.720
<v Speaker 2>She signs.

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:29.380
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:30.540
<v Speaker 2>So I wanted to be able to go and have

0:37:30.580 --> 0:37:33.390
<v Speaker 2>a conversation with her. But if I go up and go, hello,

0:37:33.430 --> 0:37:35.430
<v Speaker 2>could I get a hello, it's really nice to meet you.

0:37:35.450 --> 0:37:37.549
<v Speaker 2>Can I get a table for two? I'm defeating. For me,

0:37:37.610 --> 0:37:40.029
<v Speaker 2>I try and then we'll get there.

0:37:40.150 --> 0:37:41.049
<v Speaker 3>You'll learn on the way.

0:37:41.070 --> 0:37:43.550
<v Speaker 2>But people, so if I went up now, people, please,

0:37:43.650 --> 0:37:46.130
<v Speaker 2>I know people who sign will go, oh, you got

0:37:46.170 --> 0:37:48.550
<v Speaker 2>that wrong. But here's an example. You walk into a

0:37:48.550 --> 0:37:49.669
<v Speaker 2>hotel and you go.

0:37:53.430 --> 0:37:53.830
<v Speaker 1>That's a visual.

0:37:53.890 --> 0:37:54.390
<v Speaker 2>That's a visual.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, the people in the car

0:37:58.180 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 3>are going, you got that wrong, mate. You're right. I

0:38:01.020 --> 0:38:02.219
<v Speaker 3>actually forgot about that.

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.500
<v Speaker 2>I went, hi, nice to meet you. Could I have

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 2>a table for two, please? A nice table for two.

0:38:08.570 --> 0:38:11.190
<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. Do you know what the best

0:38:11.550 --> 0:38:11.830
<v Speaker 2>one is?

0:38:12.210 --> 0:38:13.569
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking the same thing. I was just going

0:38:13.590 --> 0:38:15.770
<v Speaker 3>to let it go for like 30 seconds. The people

0:38:15.790 --> 0:38:16.630
<v Speaker 3>in the car were.

0:38:16.530 --> 0:38:18.549
<v Speaker 2>Going, what the fuck's going on here? I forgot about

0:38:18.570 --> 0:38:20.989
<v Speaker 2>the visual medium. But the other one, this is a

0:38:21.030 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 2>beauty in sign, is beer. So, you know, it's one

0:38:23.739 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 2>of the things. So I go up and say, hi,

0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:29.080
<v Speaker 2>nice to meet you. Could I please get a table

0:38:29.100 --> 0:38:34.549
<v Speaker 2>for one? Nice table. And could I have one beer? Now,

0:38:34.570 --> 0:38:37.790
<v Speaker 2>for people, what beer is in sign, you rub your

0:38:37.850 --> 0:38:41.830
<v Speaker 2>hand against your beard, where your beard would be if

0:38:41.850 --> 0:38:44.010
<v Speaker 2>you don't have one, in your rear. That means beer.

0:38:45.330 --> 0:38:48.490
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you look at some of the words in sign,

0:38:48.670 --> 0:38:51.700
<v Speaker 3>like they're very creative how they come up with. It's

0:38:51.860 --> 0:38:54.180
<v Speaker 3>like if... When you're learning it, it is very creative

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:57.839
<v Speaker 3>in terms of like visual things, like with your hand

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 3>and fingers, and it would make how the actual word sounds.

0:39:01.380 --> 0:39:03.990
<v Speaker 2>When you say thank you in sign, and you can say,

0:39:04.180 --> 0:39:07.610
<v Speaker 2>as you simultaneously thank you, just try it, people, and

0:39:07.670 --> 0:39:10.069
<v Speaker 2>look up what it is if you're listening. It is,

0:39:10.250 --> 0:39:13.170
<v Speaker 2>you get the most beautiful reaction because it actually, it

0:39:13.230 --> 0:39:15.049
<v Speaker 2>really shows a lot of affection. So it's like, thank you.

0:39:15.340 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 1>That is true.

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:19.260
<v Speaker 2>Like you go past, you go, thank you. People, for whatever,

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:19.719
<v Speaker 2>they get.

0:39:19.700 --> 0:39:24.260
<v Speaker 4>Really, Can I say, though, you didn't pick your times

0:39:24.300 --> 0:39:27.950
<v Speaker 4>all that great, though. Cooper had left the trip back

0:39:27.969 --> 0:39:30.480
<v Speaker 4>in Australia by this point the second last night. in Paris,

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:35.299
<v Speaker 4>we decide, let's go to a Chinese restaurant, okay? Now, one,

0:39:35.420 --> 0:39:36.460
<v Speaker 4>there's a few barriers there.

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:36.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that was funny.

0:39:37.140 --> 0:39:41.260
<v Speaker 4>One, we're at a Chinese restaurant, right? We're in France.

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 4>We speak English. English, and he decides to walk in

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 4>and do sign language.

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:47.500
<v Speaker 2>Fair play.

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:48.260
<v Speaker 4>That was awkward.

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.069
<v Speaker 3>There are so many hurdles to get through.

0:39:50.570 --> 0:39:51.290
<v Speaker 4>That was awkward.

0:39:51.330 --> 0:39:52.370
<v Speaker 1>Well placed, Jaco.

0:39:52.410 --> 0:39:52.969
<v Speaker 4>Hold on, Jaco.

0:39:53.330 --> 0:39:56.910
<v Speaker 1>Do you know, my favourite one, though, is excuse me.

0:39:56.989 --> 0:40:00.009
<v Speaker 1>So that's running your fingers along the palm of your

0:40:00.050 --> 0:40:00.750
<v Speaker 1>left hand.

0:40:00.830 --> 0:40:02.690
<v Speaker 2>And you do it interpreted.

0:40:02.969 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:40:03.340 --> 0:40:05.420
<v Speaker 1>But you do it slowly, and it's excuse me, but

0:40:05.460 --> 0:40:07.500
<v Speaker 1>if you want to tell someone you've got the shits, like,

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, you do it really quick.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, so it's like– Yeah, I love that. I could

0:40:11.219 --> 0:40:13.980
<v Speaker 2>get with a person and a person goes– I go, yeah,

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 2>excuse me, or someone bumps into me, I turn.

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 1>And go– Yeah, like you've got the shit.

0:40:17.739 --> 0:40:19.439
<v Speaker 3>Is it the same with like swear words?

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:24.420
<v Speaker 2>No, it's good because it's like, you know, like a snap,

0:40:24.739 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 2>like a big snap and a yeses. But it is

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 2>really good and I reckon it just engages a different–

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:33.180
<v Speaker 2>Different part of your brain.

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, it does.

0:40:34.219 --> 0:40:34.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it definitely would.

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:35.300 --> 0:40:37.110
<v Speaker 1>But I think it's good to sort of still say

0:40:37.140 --> 0:40:38.990
<v Speaker 1>the words and do it so that someone else can

0:40:39.030 --> 0:40:40.490
<v Speaker 1>follow you while you're doing your practice.

0:40:40.610 --> 0:40:42.670
<v Speaker 3>It's very hard though. I've seen people, I remember I

0:40:42.670 --> 0:40:44.649
<v Speaker 3>went to Taronga Zoo and they're doing the bird show

0:40:45.170 --> 0:40:47.870
<v Speaker 3>and the guy up there was signing and talking and

0:40:47.910 --> 0:40:49.969
<v Speaker 3>I thought, you talk about, it's like that old thing

0:40:49.989 --> 0:40:51.630
<v Speaker 3>where you're, Tap on the top of your head and

0:40:51.730 --> 0:40:54.320
<v Speaker 3>you're rubbing your belly. Like, is it a blue dress

0:40:54.380 --> 0:40:55.340
<v Speaker 3>or a gold dress?

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.700
<v Speaker 1>No, it's actually, I think it's easier to do it

0:40:58.900 --> 0:40:59.819
<v Speaker 1>and say it, to be honest.

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:00.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't reckon.

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:00.799
<v Speaker 4>I do.

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:02.500
<v Speaker 3>I don't reckon. Well, how would you know you haven't

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:02.819
<v Speaker 3>done it?

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.340
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me have a crack.

0:41:04.420 --> 0:41:05.419
<v Speaker 1>Okay, speak this time.

0:41:05.530 --> 0:41:10.570
<v Speaker 2>Hi, nice to meet you. Could a table for two, please? Yeah,

0:41:10.850 --> 0:41:12.910
<v Speaker 2>it is actually easier. There you go.

0:41:13.130 --> 0:41:13.710
<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

0:41:13.750 --> 0:41:16.310
<v Speaker 2>Actually, Trish, you are spot on. Good for you. Good

0:41:16.330 --> 0:41:18.490
<v Speaker 2>for you, sister Magno Cavallo.

0:41:18.610 --> 0:41:23.140
<v Speaker 3>Sister Trish. Does anyone else have anything from their actual trip?

0:41:23.180 --> 0:41:23.819
<v Speaker 2>Twisted sister.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Before we move on to something else.

0:41:25.820 --> 0:41:29.180
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have to talk about the day that Cooper

0:41:29.500 --> 0:41:32.100
<v Speaker 1>booked a lovely, nice, expensive restaurant.

0:41:32.340 --> 0:41:32.580
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:36.060
<v Speaker 1>Took us to the nice, expensive French restaurant.

0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 3>It was good.

0:41:37.700 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Ordered it because he saw it on TikTok. And then–

0:41:42.989 --> 0:41:45.360
<v Speaker 1>ordered because he wanted to try the whole range of

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:52.819
<v Speaker 1>French foods, frog legs, snails, foie gras, everything. He wanted

0:41:52.860 --> 0:41:57.230
<v Speaker 1>to taste it all. So he ordered and we're thinking, oh, bless,

0:41:57.290 --> 0:41:59.149
<v Speaker 1>isn't he lovely? He's taking us to lunch.

0:41:59.250 --> 0:41:59.750
<v Speaker 2>Our child.

0:41:59.950 --> 0:42:04.589
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So proud of him. Bill comes, throws it at me.

0:42:04.610 --> 0:42:06.069
<v Speaker 3>I didn't throw it, slid it.

0:42:06.210 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 1>No, I slid it across the table. I said, oh,

0:42:07.950 --> 0:42:10.399
<v Speaker 1>we thought that maybe you were taking us to lunch.

0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 2>He goes.

0:42:10.910 --> 0:42:12.149
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't even bring my wallet.

0:42:12.170 --> 0:42:13.910
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter if you slid it through it or

0:42:13.950 --> 0:42:16.580
<v Speaker 2>passed it through your ass. The bottom line is you

0:42:16.620 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't pay and you didn't offer.

0:42:18.300 --> 0:42:20.700
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was outnumbered. There's one of me and then

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.720
<v Speaker 3>there's two of you. Naturally, whoever has the more numbers

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:27.160
<v Speaker 3>in that group should pay for the meal. That's my theory.

0:42:27.200 --> 0:42:29.879
<v Speaker 4>So you're separating yourself from them two. How does that work?

0:42:30.130 --> 0:42:31.549
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, shouldn't you just pay for your meal then?

0:42:31.700 --> 0:42:32.430
<v Speaker 3>But I'm an adult.

0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:33.299
<v Speaker 2>Well, let's say Jem.

0:42:33.340 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 4>That's right.

0:42:33.980 --> 0:42:36.859
<v Speaker 2>We went with Jem and Jem, believe it or not,

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.260
<v Speaker 2>would offer all the time and a couple of times paid. Yes.

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:41.900
<v Speaker 2>And I just thought, well, what a fantastic person.

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:43.140
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's good for her. I wish I had a

0:42:43.140 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 3>son like her. But was Jack with Jem as well?

0:42:45.340 --> 0:42:45.700
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:46.219
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he was.

0:42:46.260 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Exactly. Now, this is where my reasoning comes out again.

0:42:48.540 --> 0:42:51.630
<v Speaker 3>There's two and two. So Jack and Jem, they're a partnership.

0:42:51.810 --> 0:42:55.049
<v Speaker 3>You and Trish, you're a partnership. Therefore, it's equals and

0:42:55.090 --> 0:42:56.730
<v Speaker 3>she felt, oh, you know, we'll get this one.

0:42:56.739 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Are you doing sign language too?

0:42:57.860 --> 0:42:59.739
<v Speaker 3>No, that was me just doing a diagram for you

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:01.280
<v Speaker 3>guys so you could understand what I'm saying.

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:02.100
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:05.030
<v Speaker 3>But when it's me, it's one versus two, the dominant force.

0:43:05.090 --> 0:43:06.770
<v Speaker 3>If you guys could beat me in a fight, 2v1,

0:43:06.790 --> 0:43:07.850
<v Speaker 3>do you guys pay for the meal?

0:43:07.890 --> 0:43:10.210
<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't be a problem. Trish, you can take that one,

0:43:10.450 --> 0:43:12.589
<v Speaker 2>one round victory. And by the way, just get in touch.

0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Would you do me?

0:43:16.890 --> 0:43:17.330
<v Speaker 4>Well, you know what?

0:43:17.370 --> 0:43:20.590
<v Speaker 3>Because obviously when we left, the moth infestation was everywhere.

0:43:21.010 --> 0:43:22.350
<v Speaker 1>Oh, here in Australia.

0:43:22.510 --> 0:43:25.069
<v Speaker 3>There were videos of moths everywhere. When I come back,

0:43:26.590 --> 0:43:29.180
<v Speaker 3>the weather app here in Australia said it was raining

0:43:29.219 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 3>every day. The meteorology people, they couldn't decipher whether it

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 3>was rain or moths. There was that many moths. So

0:43:36.100 --> 0:43:37.720
<v Speaker 3>they'd always predict, oh, it's going to be rain tomorrow.

0:43:37.780 --> 0:43:40.750
<v Speaker 3>It might be a 24-degree sunny day. but it was

0:43:40.790 --> 0:43:42.129
<v Speaker 3>just moths showing up on the radar.

0:43:42.150 --> 0:43:42.730
<v Speaker 1>That's amazing.

0:43:42.750 --> 0:43:43.029
<v Speaker 4>It's crazy.

0:43:43.070 --> 0:43:44.989
<v Speaker 2>Where do they come from and where do they go?

0:43:45.390 --> 0:43:46.110
<v Speaker 4>Well, they die.

0:43:46.130 --> 0:43:47.370
<v Speaker 1>They have a short lifespan.

0:43:47.390 --> 0:43:49.570
<v Speaker 3>Don't they go ground? They go underground. They live underground,

0:43:49.610 --> 0:43:49.770
<v Speaker 3>I think.

0:43:49.790 --> 0:43:50.069
<v Speaker 2>Do they?

0:43:50.290 --> 0:43:51.510
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure they go underground.

0:43:51.530 --> 0:43:53.569
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think they go, like they sort of nest

0:43:53.630 --> 0:43:54.290
<v Speaker 4>or something like that.

0:43:54.390 --> 0:43:55.209
<v Speaker 3>You chat chippity, though.

0:43:55.230 --> 0:43:57.650
<v Speaker 4>But they're also saying that on the radars, when the

0:43:57.690 --> 0:44:02.589
<v Speaker 4>big moths were going over in cloud, they could see

0:44:02.610 --> 0:44:04.799
<v Speaker 4>the moths. They were actually making noises and they just

0:44:04.820 --> 0:44:07.700
<v Speaker 4>kept going. They kept reciting Saturday Night by Colt Chisels.

0:44:11.469 --> 0:44:12.350
<v Speaker 2>Jack, I'll give you that.

0:44:14.310 --> 0:44:18.670
<v Speaker 3>It was so obscure. It was so far-fetched that it

0:44:18.910 --> 0:44:20.009
<v Speaker 3>just may have done the job.

0:44:20.030 --> 0:44:22.470
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? It was like his drive from Milan.

0:44:22.510 --> 0:44:24.910
<v Speaker 2>Do you get the joke, though? Not really.

0:44:25.130 --> 0:44:28.390
<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't. Moths. Ian Moths. Oh.

0:44:28.870 --> 0:44:30.570
<v Speaker 1>Nah, it's not even a joke.

0:44:30.630 --> 0:44:31.469
<v Speaker 3>That's such a stretch.

0:44:31.700 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Even Albert Einstein couldn't have linked that together.

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:36.359
<v Speaker 4>He was a physicist back then.

0:44:36.380 --> 0:44:38.700
<v Speaker 2>The question, people keep butterflies and things like that.

0:44:38.739 --> 0:44:38.819
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:44:39.570 --> 0:44:41.090
<v Speaker 2>Could you keep a moth as a pet?

0:44:41.230 --> 0:44:42.070
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:44:42.210 --> 0:44:42.670
<v Speaker 2>No problem.

0:44:42.690 --> 0:44:43.689
<v Speaker 3>Could you walk a moth?

0:44:43.870 --> 0:44:46.210
<v Speaker 2>Because there's a lady that walks around Collaroy, she's got

0:44:46.230 --> 0:44:48.229
<v Speaker 2>a dingo as.

0:44:47.630 --> 0:44:48.710
<v Speaker 3>A … That's very different.

0:44:48.969 --> 0:44:50.529
<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, I know, but I mean, it's still

0:44:50.590 --> 0:44:53.310
<v Speaker 2>a dingo. It's quite solid in the leg, the dingo.

0:44:53.330 --> 0:44:55.469
<v Speaker 3>But it's very hard to get a leash on a moth.

0:44:55.730 --> 0:44:57.430
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've got a little bit of something for you people.

0:44:57.830 --> 0:44:59.830
<v Speaker 1>So when I was a kid, I used to collect

0:45:00.070 --> 0:45:04.989
<v Speaker 1>the … Gerbils. Cocoons that were hanging off the hydrangeas.

0:45:05.010 --> 0:45:05.509
<v Speaker 3>You're a fun kid.

0:45:05.530 --> 0:45:07.890
<v Speaker 1>Put them in a jar with holes in the top,

0:45:08.050 --> 0:45:12.390
<v Speaker 1>a little science experiment, And wait till they burst out

0:45:12.469 --> 0:45:14.709
<v Speaker 1>as a butterfly and then I'd let them go. So

0:45:14.730 --> 0:45:18.270
<v Speaker 1>the moth does the same, it's the same cycle, egg, larva,

0:45:19.510 --> 0:45:23.350
<v Speaker 1>like caterpillar, pupa, cocoon, and then the adult moth. Now,

0:45:23.370 --> 0:45:30.850
<v Speaker 1>interesting fact, adult clothes, adult clothes moths don't actually eat

0:45:30.910 --> 0:45:33.830
<v Speaker 1>your clothes. It's their larvae. that do the eating.

0:45:33.910 --> 0:45:34.330
<v Speaker 2>Interesting.

0:45:34.350 --> 0:45:36.190
<v Speaker 3>Trish, didn't I ask if they go underground?

0:45:36.210 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I haven't had a chance to check that out.

0:45:38.050 --> 0:45:42.279
<v Speaker 2>They go into pockets. Pickpockets. Yeah. It's funny, isn't it?

0:45:42.300 --> 0:45:45.980
<v Speaker 2>Like one comes out and it's just beautiful multitude of

0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:47.220
<v Speaker 2>colours and the other one comes.

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Out just like Stalin.

0:45:48.739 --> 0:45:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Moths are dirt, mate. Moths, I don't like moths. I've

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:53.069
<v Speaker 3>always hated moths because they're just dusty.

0:45:53.330 --> 0:45:55.589
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they are dusty. They're annoying. But I must say

0:45:55.650 --> 0:45:57.870
<v Speaker 1>I've been catching them and releasing from inside.

0:45:57.890 --> 0:45:58.430
<v Speaker 3>Sure you have.

0:45:58.450 --> 0:45:58.870
<v Speaker 4>What is it for them?

0:45:59.310 --> 0:46:02.050
<v Speaker 1>Some moths actually go underground, although it depends on the species.

0:46:02.250 --> 0:46:03.509
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. They're under there.

0:46:03.690 --> 0:46:03.910
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:46:04.270 --> 0:46:05.969
<v Speaker 2>And by the way, which brings us back, well done

0:46:05.989 --> 0:46:08.890
<v Speaker 2>to you, Jack. We underestimated you. You win on that one,

0:46:09.010 --> 0:46:09.450
<v Speaker 2>Ian Moth.

0:46:10.950 --> 0:46:11.250
<v Speaker 3>Maybe.

0:46:11.390 --> 0:46:11.830
<v Speaker 2>You know how.

0:46:11.890 --> 0:46:14.390
<v Speaker 4>I'll just say, apparently there is no link between Ian

0:46:14.410 --> 0:46:15.090
<v Speaker 4>Moth and moths.

0:46:15.430 --> 0:46:16.250
<v Speaker 3>You know how they're saying.

0:46:17.350 --> 0:46:18.569
<v Speaker 2>You sound so disappointed.

0:46:18.710 --> 0:46:19.410
<v Speaker 3>You know how like.

0:46:19.430 --> 0:46:20.190
<v Speaker 2>I backed on that one.

0:46:20.290 --> 0:46:22.379
<v Speaker 3>You know how they say like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg,

0:46:22.390 --> 0:46:24.780
<v Speaker 3>they're just so ahead of their time. Maybe Jack's sense

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 3>of humour is so ahead of our generation that everyone,

0:46:28.340 --> 0:46:31.340
<v Speaker 3>and when I say everyone, I mean literally everyone, thinks

0:46:31.420 --> 0:46:34.710
<v Speaker 3>right now he's the most unfunny person. But in 30,

0:46:34.710 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 3>40 years' time, people will be listening back to this

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:39.299
<v Speaker 3>podcast and there'll be statues of Jack.

0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:41.890
<v Speaker 2>In the 22nd century, they'll look back and say the

0:46:41.930 --> 0:46:47.790
<v Speaker 2>greatest comedians, guys like Jim Jefferies, Ricky Gervais, Jack Johns.

0:46:47.870 --> 0:46:49.649
<v Speaker 3>Have a listen to this.

0:46:49.750 --> 0:46:52.569
<v Speaker 4>Actually, I was texting Tommy Birmingham from Hello Sport yesterday.

0:46:52.969 --> 0:46:55.049
<v Speaker 4>I was having a real– I went to the city

0:46:55.070 --> 0:46:57.330
<v Speaker 4>and went to that Utopia Records. Have you seen that?

0:46:57.430 --> 0:46:58.589
<v Speaker 4>It's a massive record shop.

0:46:58.610 --> 0:46:58.810
<v Speaker 2>Cool.

0:46:59.030 --> 0:47:00.850
<v Speaker 4>And I walked in and the first thing I saw

0:47:00.910 --> 0:47:05.290
<v Speaker 4>was a Twisted Sister vinyl. I love it. And I

0:47:05.310 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 4>started laughing to myself because I forgot that before we

0:47:07.980 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 4>went away, we had Billy Birmingham come and he did

0:47:11.540 --> 0:47:13.540
<v Speaker 4>the potty, but he'd come and watch the grand final

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 4>at our house on grand final night. And Trish's friend

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:16.900
<v Speaker 4>Tash is here.

0:47:16.960 --> 0:47:18.920
<v Speaker 3>She's got like almost.

0:47:18.280 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 4>Like lion mane hair like a perm. And when I

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:25.879
<v Speaker 4>saw Trish introduce Tash to Bill, he goes, ah, Dee,

0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 4>how are you? And I heard him say it all

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:30.060
<v Speaker 4>night and I went, why are you calling her Dee?

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:32.280
<v Speaker 4>And he goes, Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.

0:47:32.340 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 3>It was such a good niche reference.

0:47:34.660 --> 0:47:37.219
<v Speaker 2>He said once, Tash during the game said, what happened there?

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 2>And she said, Billy, oh, what was that about? And

0:47:39.380 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 2>he turned and said, what do you want to do

0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:41.760
<v Speaker 2>with your life?

0:47:43.969 --> 0:47:48.549
<v Speaker 3>He's so quick, eh? He's as quick as I've ever seen.

0:47:51.940 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, anyway.

0:47:53.219 --> 0:47:57.730
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now, you came home early, Coopie. I thought we

0:47:57.750 --> 0:47:58.430
<v Speaker 1>were wrapping.

0:47:58.210 --> 0:47:58.670
<v Speaker 2>Up a podcast.

0:47:59.270 --> 0:48:00.489
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah. Keep it going.

0:48:00.510 --> 0:48:01.129
<v Speaker 2>Let the good times roll.

0:48:01.150 --> 0:48:04.970
<v Speaker 1>Because you came home to emcee Sammy Farrell's wedding.

0:48:05.090 --> 0:48:05.250
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

0:48:05.270 --> 0:48:05.810
<v Speaker 2>That's right.

0:48:05.870 --> 0:48:08.910
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah. Quite contrasting to Dad's emceeing of the wedding

0:48:08.969 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 1>in Puglia.

0:48:09.660 --> 0:48:10.900
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, people were laughing at mine.

0:48:11.660 --> 0:48:14.170
<v Speaker 2>Half of them weren't Finns. What dead shits they are.

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, that Finn Heath was there.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:16.419
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Finn Finn.

0:48:16.440 --> 0:48:17.060
<v Speaker 2>My favourite Finn.

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:18.700
<v Speaker 4>I think Toby Wafido was there as well.

0:48:21.190 --> 0:48:23.750
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's not bad. It's tenuous.

0:48:24.010 --> 0:48:24.870
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't work.

0:48:25.630 --> 0:48:28.390
<v Speaker 2>Only because people aren't thinking on the same plane.

0:48:28.410 --> 0:48:28.890
<v Speaker 3>Finn's up.

0:48:28.969 --> 0:48:30.540
<v Speaker 2>I got something. You got something, kid.

0:48:30.660 --> 0:48:32.620
<v Speaker 3>Kid, you know what? Jack, I think, you know how

0:48:32.660 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Trish did stand up last year? I think we've got

0:48:35.180 --> 0:48:36.700
<v Speaker 3>to get Jack in a stand-up comedy club.

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

0:48:37.380 --> 0:48:38.919
<v Speaker 3>I think we've got to see it in a room

0:48:38.940 --> 0:48:41.839
<v Speaker 3>that hasn't heard of him before and he comes in

0:48:42.050 --> 0:48:44.049
<v Speaker 3>fresh eyes, fresh ears just to see.

0:48:44.410 --> 0:48:45.230
<v Speaker 2>It's like Kate Moss.

0:48:45.630 --> 0:48:46.250
<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, sorry.

0:48:46.290 --> 0:48:50.870
<v Speaker 2>She's thin, not Finn. Jack, I'm catching it.

0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:53.819
<v Speaker 1>It's contagious.

0:48:53.890 --> 0:48:54.089
<v Speaker 2>Don't.

0:48:54.260 --> 0:48:55.180
<v Speaker 1>Get a shot against that.

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:56.430
<v Speaker 3>How was it?

0:48:56.450 --> 0:48:57.509
<v Speaker 2>Get in touch. Would you do me?

0:49:00.510 --> 0:49:02.030
<v Speaker 4>I think Vin Diesel likes NOS.

0:49:02.250 --> 0:49:06.069
<v Speaker 3>Vin Diesel. The wedding was very fun. The wedding was

0:49:06.110 --> 0:49:07.830
<v Speaker 3>very fun. I was very jet lagged, though. It takes

0:49:07.870 --> 0:49:09.350
<v Speaker 3>a while to get– when you're on the lake back,

0:49:09.370 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 3>it takes a while to get over jet lag. Jet

0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:12.670
<v Speaker 3>lag's like a different beast.

0:49:12.670 --> 0:49:15.290
<v Speaker 1>It took me a while way there too yeah.

0:49:15.090 --> 0:49:17.590
<v Speaker 3>But hangovers of hangovers of one thing but jet lag

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:19.859
<v Speaker 3>like it keep it's like five days worth of just

0:49:19.900 --> 0:49:21.779
<v Speaker 3>like waking up in the middle of the night so

0:49:22.180 --> 0:49:24.460
<v Speaker 3>on sat i was doing mc and sammy's uh obviously

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.690
<v Speaker 3>the reception after the ceremony Beautiful ceremony up there in

0:49:27.890 --> 0:49:28.910
<v Speaker 3>Sydney's northern beaches.

0:49:28.930 --> 0:49:29.469
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Marky.

0:49:29.690 --> 0:49:32.910
<v Speaker 3>Shout out Marky Verrills. Marky Mark. We've had Sammy Verrills.

0:49:32.950 --> 0:49:34.590
<v Speaker 3>We've had Verrills on the– he's going to the Roosters

0:49:34.630 --> 0:49:35.149
<v Speaker 3>next year as well.

0:49:35.489 --> 0:49:35.850
<v Speaker 2>Is he?

0:49:35.870 --> 0:49:38.230
<v Speaker 3>Back where he won the comp. Yeah, he's going to

0:49:38.450 --> 0:49:43.770
<v Speaker 3>play halfback. Only on 1.4 million. But we went out

0:49:43.790 --> 0:49:45.910
<v Speaker 3>there and we spoke about when Sammy came on the potty.

0:49:46.030 --> 0:49:49.049
<v Speaker 3>His dad's the most passionate rugby league man you'll ever meet. Mate,

0:49:49.070 --> 0:49:51.130
<v Speaker 3>he got up there. He didn't have a single word

0:49:51.270 --> 0:49:53.029
<v Speaker 3>in terms of his speech. He goes, that's right, Koops,

0:49:53.050 --> 0:49:55.210
<v Speaker 3>just throw it to me. I got this. Spoke for

0:49:55.210 --> 0:49:59.069
<v Speaker 3>25 minutes, Marky. But had the room in stitches the

0:49:59.090 --> 0:50:01.569
<v Speaker 3>whole time. Yeah, he did. He did a very good job.

0:50:01.590 --> 0:50:01.950
<v Speaker 2>Good work.

0:50:01.969 --> 0:50:03.810
<v Speaker 3>On one stage, Sammy was signaling to me, going, get

0:50:03.870 --> 0:50:06.049
<v Speaker 3>the effing mic off him. And I said, it's your

0:50:06.070 --> 0:50:06.810
<v Speaker 3>fucking dad.

0:50:06.930 --> 0:50:07.649
<v Speaker 2>It's your dad.

0:50:07.710 --> 0:50:09.969
<v Speaker 3>And it's your wedding day. I can't ever steal the

0:50:10.010 --> 0:50:10.570
<v Speaker 3>mic off your dad.

0:50:10.590 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Obviously a lot better than Lotta's father, the Finnish guy,

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:17.020
<v Speaker 2>who did a 15-minute speech in Finnish, had an interpreter

0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:19.180
<v Speaker 2>do it in English, and then two Italian peoples there

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.299
<v Speaker 2>did an Italian, and then proceeded to play the piano

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:24.540
<v Speaker 2>accordion for 20 minutes. Honestly, it was just, and it

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.450
<v Speaker 2>was like a, screeching jazz anyway.

0:50:27.469 --> 0:50:28.610
<v Speaker 4>Hey, I'll give it to you. Now that we're a

0:50:28.610 --> 0:50:33.390
<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks away, let's be real. He's apparently spent

0:50:33.710 --> 0:50:35.020
<v Speaker 4>at least a year working on it.

0:50:35.050 --> 0:50:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Two?

0:50:35.500 --> 0:50:36.240
<v Speaker 3>Two years?

0:50:36.380 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it didn't seem like it.

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, look, it was a lovely intention.

0:50:39.219 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 3>It's the thought that counts, guys.

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:41.560
<v Speaker 1>It was beautiful intention.

0:50:41.580 --> 0:50:42.920
<v Speaker 2>He was telling the missus he was doing it and

0:50:42.940 --> 0:50:45.140
<v Speaker 2>just going down the pub. He wasn't like a beer

0:50:45.180 --> 0:50:45.760
<v Speaker 2>drinker either.

0:50:46.630 --> 0:50:48.870
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just going to go practice the accordion. That

0:50:48.910 --> 0:50:50.390
<v Speaker 3>was the name of the pub, practice the accordion.

0:50:51.710 --> 0:50:53.609
<v Speaker 2>Guys. Maybe there's something else he was doing.

0:50:53.650 --> 0:50:54.150
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:50:54.830 --> 0:50:57.310
<v Speaker 2>Spanking the monkey. Patting the goose.

0:50:57.469 --> 0:50:58.810
<v Speaker 3>What he is, I always find.

0:50:58.850 --> 0:50:59.650
<v Speaker 4>Taming the tiger.

0:51:00.310 --> 0:51:01.250
<v Speaker 3>Before we wrap up.

0:51:01.469 --> 0:51:02.530
<v Speaker 2>Shaking hands with the unemployed.

0:51:04.070 --> 0:51:05.489
<v Speaker 1>Jeez, you've got lots of names for it.

0:51:06.050 --> 0:51:11.540
<v Speaker 3>Before we wrap up. I feel like you go away

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 3>and you come back with a fresh perspective, fresh eyes. Yeah.

0:51:14.940 --> 0:51:16.939
<v Speaker 3>What did you take away from the trip away?

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I've got a few.

0:51:18.060 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:51:18.540 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Hmm.

0:51:20.430 --> 0:51:22.950
<v Speaker 1>Always carry change for the toilet.

0:51:23.650 --> 0:51:25.650
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's annoying, isn't it? All the public toilets you

0:51:25.670 --> 0:51:27.410
<v Speaker 4>have to pay at least one or two euros.

0:51:27.430 --> 0:51:28.870
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I always had that.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I tell my story about what happened, Trish?

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<v Speaker 1>You can toilet in a little bit, Matthew. Europe has

0:51:34.590 --> 0:51:35.890
<v Speaker 1>had the worst drivers ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:51:36.730 --> 0:51:39.230
<v Speaker 1>Don't drive there if you can avoid it. And one

0:51:39.250 --> 0:51:42.510
<v Speaker 1>special tip for you, Cooper, don't pee in the bidet.

0:51:42.830 --> 0:51:45.300
<v Speaker 1>That's for washing your bits and bobs, not for peeing into.

0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:48.340
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but someone here was– It's cleaning their teeth.

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:49.500
<v Speaker 2>I clean my teeth in the pit.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:53.320
<v Speaker 3>It's like a shit breath.

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.279
<v Speaker 2>Because it got blocked. Remember that? And I went down

0:51:56.300 --> 0:51:58.040
<v Speaker 2>there and they went, what are you doing? I said, oh, mate,

0:51:58.120 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 2>it's nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we couldn't unplug the sink.

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:03.030
<v Speaker 2>That there, people stick that sometimes in their ass.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, who knows?

0:52:05.610 --> 0:52:07.190
<v Speaker 3>What did you take away, J.M.? Number.

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<v Speaker 2>One, don't go to Finland. Number two, I would say

0:52:10.790 --> 0:52:12.299
<v Speaker 2>when you go to south of Italy, just pick two

0:52:12.340 --> 0:52:15.540
<v Speaker 2>towns because there is a sameness that goes on. And

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<v Speaker 2>then number three. You know what?

0:52:18.570 --> 0:52:20.690
<v Speaker 1>You can't say that because you actually went to two

0:52:20.710 --> 0:52:21.310
<v Speaker 1>towns in the South.

0:52:21.430 --> 0:52:26.350
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very similar though. And the last one, and I–

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 2>before you go away in an emergency, watch Jason Bourne.

0:52:31.739 --> 0:52:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how those action heroes can just find

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:36.280
<v Speaker 2>a way? Let me share a story. I'm on the Champs-Élysées,

0:52:36.620 --> 0:52:38.339
<v Speaker 2>and when you're in front of any store you go there,

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:40.840
<v Speaker 2>they haven't got toilets or you've got to pay to

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:44.150
<v Speaker 2>go to the toilet. Well, I've seen a McDonald's. I've

0:52:44.190 --> 0:52:47.129
<v Speaker 2>got two euro in my hand. I fly in there. Mate,

0:52:47.250 --> 0:52:50.390
<v Speaker 2>there is a lineup of 15 people for three toilets.

0:52:50.790 --> 0:52:53.280
<v Speaker 2>And I go, oh, no. And I'm literally, I'm about

0:52:53.300 --> 0:52:58.060
<v Speaker 2>to piss myself right now. I'm in the fashion capital

0:52:58.080 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 2>of the world. Not good.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the harmonica ready.

0:53:00.180 --> 0:53:03.060
<v Speaker 2>So I go, I run across, right? Run to the

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<v Speaker 2>front of the line. I say to the lady, my

0:53:04.540 --> 0:53:07.140
<v Speaker 2>son is about to be sick. Can you give me

0:53:07.180 --> 0:53:10.140
<v Speaker 2>a large, you know, hands me a large cup. I go,

0:53:10.239 --> 0:53:11.140
<v Speaker 2>what am I going to do? What am I going

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:13.359
<v Speaker 2>to do? So I go to the left and hit

0:53:13.510 --> 0:53:16.130
<v Speaker 2>every number. One, because there's four levels. One, two, three, four.

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.200
<v Speaker 2>proceed to urinate in the cup while it's going up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but Matt, what if it stopped?

0:53:21.219 --> 0:53:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and someone came in.

0:53:22.420 --> 0:53:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, then it would give me time to stop.

0:53:24.020 --> 0:53:25.580
<v Speaker 1>Well, it would have stopped at every level.

0:53:25.660 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I was looking to see because it was glass at

0:53:27.739 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 2>the front, so I had my back turned. I was

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:30.379
<v Speaker 2>into a corner, and for me.

0:53:30.420 --> 0:53:32.799
<v Speaker 1>You've got a glass front lift, and you're peeing in it.

0:53:32.900 --> 0:53:35.459
<v Speaker 2>I felt like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

0:53:35.739 --> 0:53:37.420
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, except you're urinating in a cup.

0:53:37.480 --> 0:53:41.180
<v Speaker 4>Except you're pissing in Impossible. Oh!

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<v Speaker 1>Jack, that's a winner.

0:53:42.580 --> 0:53:43.719
<v Speaker 3>Jack, that's the podcast name.

0:53:44.219 --> 0:53:45.610
<v Speaker 2>That was a good one.

0:53:45.620 --> 0:53:47.370
<v Speaker 3>Pissing Impossible. That's the podcast name for this week.

0:53:47.390 --> 0:53:47.830
<v Speaker 1>That's brilliant.

0:53:47.930 --> 0:53:50.810
<v Speaker 2>I've pissed into wonderful places. You've been arrested.

0:53:50.810 --> 0:53:53.430
<v Speaker 3>For it once. Jack, I'm not even just pissing in

0:53:53.450 --> 0:53:53.870
<v Speaker 3>your pocket.

0:53:53.969 --> 0:53:54.910
<v Speaker 1>That was genius.

0:53:54.930 --> 0:53:56.250
<v Speaker 3>That was really, really funny.

0:53:56.290 --> 0:53:56.989
<v Speaker 4>Clever.

0:53:57.330 --> 0:53:58.170
<v Speaker 3>You're very, very clever.

0:53:58.190 --> 0:54:00.230
<v Speaker 1>You're indeed. Blessing my child.

0:54:00.250 --> 0:54:00.870
<v Speaker 4>You know what?

0:54:01.010 --> 0:54:02.280
<v Speaker 3>It's better than pissing boots, I think.

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:04.259
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think.

0:54:04.320 --> 0:54:06.799
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what my takeaway is?

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:07.480
<v Speaker 1>What is it, buddy?

0:54:07.620 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 3>I wrote this down, and I want you all just

0:54:09.100 --> 0:54:11.400
<v Speaker 3>to be quiet when I say this because mine's quite emotional.

0:54:11.760 --> 0:54:11.980
<v Speaker 2>All right?

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:15.149
<v Speaker 3>One thing I learned. going away overseas. And I think,

0:54:15.390 --> 0:54:16.890
<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes you go over there and you've had

0:54:16.910 --> 0:54:19.910
<v Speaker 3>a long year and you have a very dated perspective.

0:54:19.950 --> 0:54:22.069
<v Speaker 3>You go overseas and when you come back, you see

0:54:22.090 --> 0:54:23.069
<v Speaker 3>the world in fresh eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure.

0:54:24.010 --> 0:54:27.060
<v Speaker 3>One thing I wish for everyone, every Australian going overseas,

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 3>one thing I came back with, knowing that Australia is

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:31.240
<v Speaker 3>the best country in the world by far.

0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:31.980
<v Speaker 2>Fucking amen.

0:54:32.140 --> 0:54:33.359
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't live anywhere else.

0:54:33.380 --> 0:54:33.460
<v Speaker 1>Amen.

0:54:33.900 --> 0:54:38.120
<v Speaker 3>And on top of that, I always find that right now,

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:40.260
<v Speaker 3>what I'm trying to do is everyone's got their daily routine.

0:54:40.300 --> 0:54:42.419
<v Speaker 3>Go to the same coffee shop. Go do this. Go

0:54:42.460 --> 0:54:46.140
<v Speaker 3>do that. When you're overseas, one thing you never want

0:54:46.420 --> 0:54:47.820
<v Speaker 3>to go to, you don't want to go to the

0:54:47.860 --> 0:54:51.050
<v Speaker 3>same restaurant or this and that, go explore new areas.

0:54:51.090 --> 0:54:51.430
<v Speaker 2>Gotcha.

0:54:51.570 --> 0:54:53.969
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean? Treat your own area where

0:54:53.989 --> 0:54:55.970
<v Speaker 3>you live as though it's a fresh country.

0:54:56.030 --> 0:54:58.630
<v Speaker 1>Eat new foods when someone else is paying.

0:54:58.690 --> 0:55:00.850
<v Speaker 3>Go to a suburb. Just walk through the streets.

0:55:00.890 --> 0:55:03.819
<v Speaker 2>Mate, yesterday, me and Luigi went for a walk, and

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a look along, and I went, you know what?

0:55:05.219 --> 0:55:06.900
<v Speaker 2>I haven't been to that coffee shop, and I walked

0:55:06.940 --> 0:55:08.470
<v Speaker 2>in there, and you know what they said to me?

0:55:08.900 --> 0:55:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Get out of here, you've got a dog. That's true.

0:55:12.719 --> 0:55:15.020
<v Speaker 1>And he was pissed off all day. I said, that's

0:55:15.060 --> 0:55:15.580
<v Speaker 1>affected you.

0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:18.100
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't take much to piss that off.

0:55:18.140 --> 0:55:20.140
<v Speaker 1>Mate, don't offend the dog. Well, you saw what happened

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:20.660
<v Speaker 1>to that woman.

0:55:20.890 --> 0:55:21.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:55:21.360 --> 0:55:23.529
<v Speaker 1>And to make him feel a little bit better, I said, well,

0:55:23.610 --> 0:55:25.450
<v Speaker 1>at least you didn't call her what I call that

0:55:25.489 --> 0:55:26.010
<v Speaker 1>other woman.

0:55:26.030 --> 0:55:27.330
<v Speaker 2>Rhymes with snitch.

0:55:28.730 --> 0:55:30.630
<v Speaker 3>Jack, do you have anything to round off the podcast?

0:55:30.750 --> 0:55:31.549
<v Speaker 3>You're on fire at the moment.

0:55:31.570 --> 0:55:33.350
<v Speaker 2>I tell you, Jack, if I was you, I'd just

0:55:33.410 --> 0:55:36.730
<v Speaker 2>go on to be pissing impossible. Yeah.

0:55:38.989 --> 0:55:39.830
<v Speaker 4>What have I got for you?

0:55:40.070 --> 0:55:42.989
<v Speaker 1>I mean, don't you think that the ultimate test of

0:55:43.010 --> 0:55:47.569
<v Speaker 1>a relationship is driving in a foreign land together?

0:55:47.750 --> 0:55:50.529
<v Speaker 4>I reckon that would have been– you know what? For me,

0:55:50.570 --> 0:55:52.240
<v Speaker 4>it was scary because I had jam in the car.

0:55:52.300 --> 0:55:53.779
<v Speaker 4>I reckon I would have been a bit more all

0:55:53.820 --> 0:55:55.339
<v Speaker 4>right if it was just me. But on the other

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:56.759
<v Speaker 4>side of the car, you've got someone in the car

0:55:56.800 --> 0:55:57.200
<v Speaker 4>with you.

0:55:57.260 --> 0:55:57.700
<v Speaker 3>It's a life.

0:55:57.880 --> 0:56:01.840
<v Speaker 4>It scares the shit out of you. And the moths,

0:56:02.100 --> 0:56:04.160
<v Speaker 4>they're plaguing. So everyone be wary.

0:56:04.340 --> 0:56:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Be careful of the moths. If it's someone else, you'll

0:56:05.620 --> 0:56:07.620
<v Speaker 2>be worried. Happy Halloween. It's a death wish.

0:56:07.980 --> 0:56:09.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, happy Halloween, everyone.

0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:56:10.040 --> 0:56:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for it.

0:56:11.770 --> 0:56:13.220
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, give us a call. Get in touch with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you do me? I would. See you.