Speaker 1: Quick getty morning every dayDay, Lady adelaides.
Speaker 2: Your father. He's on your moneyless Jody and Hazy. Six
Speaker 2: forty nothing not six forty all thereabout six a chance
Speaker 2: for us just to really delve into some of those
Speaker 2: files which we probably shouldn't touch it, particularly a little
Speaker 2: bit later on in the program.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right. Six forty just feels right. It feels
Speaker 3: right to get a little bit blue.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go straight into it as blue as
Speaker 2: against public sex acts. That's what we're talking this morning.
Speaker 2: Wow about this for an article, A young couple were
Speaker 2: caught trying to get hot and heavy on board an
Speaker 2: easy Jet Flish by some other passengers and were subsequently
Speaker 2: taken off the plane. Brad Smith, who's twenty two, and
Speaker 2: Tonia Sullivan, twenty, originally from Wales, of the dirty Welsh,
Speaker 2: was seized by police after the easy Jet pain touchdown
Speaker 2: during a flight back to Bristol.
Speaker 3: Way to taint an entire nation also of dirty Welsh.
Speaker 3: I mean, based on what mate two people that had
Speaker 3: on a plane.
Speaker 2: Every single person I've met from Wales is one. It's
Speaker 2: just a dirty bit.
Speaker 4: How many people have you met from Whale?
Speaker 2: Six six girls from Wales. After the plane departed, passengers
Speaker 2: could reportedly hear Smith telling his partner to wake me off,
Speaker 2: which she then followed by covering his lap well several coats.
Speaker 2: According to The Sun or Other people that were unlucky
Speaker 2: enough to catch a glimpse of the public sexual acts
Speaker 2: were a mother and her teenage daughter, who reportedly claimed
Speaker 2: that she saw Smith's bits. I said Smith's bits, not
Speaker 2: Smith's chips while his girlfriend was at work.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, hasn't made that request.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I don't know everyone in the city.
Speaker 2: Don't applaud okay, producers, Zoey, yeah, Joey, don't applaud that.
Speaker 4: Oh my haven't made that request. I'd be like to
Speaker 4: it yourself my job.
Speaker 2: We don't do that because we're wholesome men.
Speaker 4: That's so cheap awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I how blue? Can we get?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: First of all, who uses the term like? Who says
Speaker 2: winked me off? He me off here? That's not a thing?
Speaker 4: Was that your best Welsh?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and that's why he's a worlsh absolute
Speaker 2: dirty b public sex acts? Can you introduce produce a
Speaker 2: flak just for a quick story?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you caught your best friend, didn't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah? I did.
Speaker 1: I was over at his house for dinner and yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a lovely night. Left got halfway home and
Speaker 1: realized I'd forgotten my mass for medicine.
Speaker 4: I mean that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He started wheezing in the car.
Speaker 1: So thought I'll go back and get it pulled up,
Speaker 1: started to walk towards his front gate, and I've never
Speaker 1: been so scared in my life. When he jumps up
Speaker 1: from behind the hedge with no shirt on and goes,
Speaker 1: don't come any further, and I kind of froze. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just came to get my mass of medicine. I
Speaker 1: left it here and he's like, I'll get it. Go
Speaker 1: back to your car.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he was in the front yard with his partner
Speaker 1: at the time. They thought it would be fun to
Speaker 1: do it in public in the front yard.
Speaker 2: Front yard law section.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think here frontyard, go backyard for good. Mistake.
Speaker 3: And secondly, if he was aroused, the words I forgot
Speaker 3: my asthma medicine quickly took the wind out of his sales.
Speaker 2: Should we pick it back up? She's like, I'm already
Speaker 2: fully closed. Narcissists Jode's They're everywhere.
Speaker 4: Aren't they.
Speaker 2: They're scary.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is one of the words that's
Speaker 3: been bandied around like too much. Like you can just
Speaker 3: be in a bad relationship with a bad person, it
Speaker 3: doesn't necessarily mean they're a narcissist.
Speaker 2: Well, can you, in your eyes, your thoughts what a narcissist?
Speaker 6: To me?
Speaker 3: A narcissist is someone who is never ever wrong and
Speaker 3: they have absolutely no problems deliberately manipulating people.
Speaker 2: That's a narcissist to me, I think, is in every situation,
Speaker 2: it's about that person. Yeah, no matter what is going on, Yes,
Speaker 2: they find a way to make it about them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they always find they're always interested in what
Speaker 3: other people can do for them, not what they can
Speaker 3: do to make other people better.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. I think we agree on this, yeah,
Speaker 2: which is crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've met a few you agree on.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying about. A doctor has talked about the
Speaker 2: bird test and how it might be something you can
Speaker 2: use if you're unsure whether your partner is a narcissist
Speaker 2: or not. Now the bird test here it is okay,
Speaker 2: So if you're with your partner, then you say you
Speaker 2: just saw a bird. You then watch for their reaction
Speaker 2: about this thing you deemed important enough to speak about. Theory,
Speaker 2: if they're interested in you and what you're showing interesting,
Speaker 2: then they'll respond with curiosity and want to know about
Speaker 2: the bird. On the other hand, if they're not interested
Speaker 2: in engaging with you about this bird, it could be
Speaker 2: a sign as they just passed up a moment to
Speaker 2: interact and connect with you. Okay, So there's probably a
Speaker 2: few variations here. So if you're driving along and your
Speaker 2: partner says, hey, look at this bird, you should be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to see the bird too, because you want
Speaker 2: to see the bird.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then it might depend on tone as well. If
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, look at this bird, and what sort
Speaker 2: of bird is as well? Could you be in danger?
Speaker 2: For example, well look at this bird. It's a magpie.
Speaker 2: Watch out that sort of thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I reckon if I said to my partner,
Speaker 3: I just saw a bird, one of three things would happen.
Speaker 4: First thing, he would have left.
Speaker 3: The room before I said I just saw her, because
Speaker 3: he's not the best listener and he's known to walk
Speaker 3: out mid conversation.
Speaker 2: Yes, so that could happen he's three thoughts ahead at
Speaker 2: all times.
Speaker 4: Yes. The second thing that could happen is he'd be like,
Speaker 4: good bird chat.
Speaker 3: Or the third thing that could happen is his head
Speaker 3: would swivel if we were driving in the car, because
Speaker 3: he'd be thinking like, is the bird a woman?
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I've seen this. So that's another test
Speaker 2: as well. If you say to your male partner, I'll
Speaker 2: check this bird out and he goes, oh, what's she wearing?
Speaker 2: You're a big trouble. That's a different He in fact,
Speaker 2: is a dirty birdself. Okay, so fuel that with a
Speaker 2: nacist test. So there you go. I hope that was helpful, Jades.
Speaker 2: It's been quite the journey for you. What's onyon?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Zam?
Speaker 2: You are not a zombie? You are a beautiful women
Speaker 2: woman rather who is suffering from shingles at the maiment.
Speaker 2: That's all it is.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much for your unwavering support in this space.
Speaker 3: So over the last couple of weeks since I contracted shingles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're now the post a child for shingles.
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't mean to be. I just fell into it,
Speaker 4: but they did. Okay, this is our evolved.
Speaker 3: The advertiser said, well, should shingles vaccinations be free for everyone?
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, if it can help people avoid.
Speaker 3: This shingles plague, then that would be wonderful because it
Speaker 3: is honestly one of the most painful things I've ever endured.
Speaker 4: And I am not alone.
Speaker 3: I've been contacted by so many people, so many people
Speaker 3: have slid into my DMS.
Speaker 2: To everybody who has slid into my DMS, let me
Speaker 2: just address you here. Thank you so much, Thank.
Speaker 3: You so much Sport for your support with the shingles
Speaker 3: and everything it's in touch. No, there are so many
Speaker 3: younger people who've had it, and I just think if
Speaker 3: we can all get vaccinated and avoid getting it, it
Speaker 3: would be great, because the long lasting effects aren't great.
Speaker 4: To be honest with.
Speaker 3: You, and you know what, I'm like, I'm quite active.
Speaker 3: I've been just on the couch the last.
Speaker 2: Three weeks smashing biscov.
Speaker 3: Yep, you had to add that Indian biscof is the
Speaker 3: cure for shingles, and I will lead as much of
Speaker 3: it as I have to to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: So you're in a fight to make it a free vaccine, Well, say.
Speaker 4: I'm going to fight.
Speaker 3: I just thought, I think it's a good idea to
Speaker 3: be vaccinated, and it's very expensive.
Speaker 4: It's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: You're in a fight and you become very aggressive in
Speaker 2: this space. No one can stand in your way. Where's
Speaker 2: it at in terms of taking it to the health minister?
Speaker 3: I did just okay, So there was just this article
Speaker 3: on the paper that said that I have approached the
Speaker 3: Health Minister Mark, but I haven't. I just said it
Speaker 3: would be a good idea to be vaccinated. But anyway,
Speaker 3: he's responded, So.
Speaker 2: Why do you hate Mark Butler?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: It's not Mark's he shifting off to a high power
Speaker 2: stop it.
Speaker 4: I don't hate Mark Butler. He's a very nice man.
Speaker 3: But our bows in my sight's next tis.
Speaker 2: What I need to say, though, is you did the
Speaker 2: media rounds. Yes, say, you spoke on five double A,
Speaker 2: which is a very very prominent intelligent radio station. With
Speaker 2: that with really intelligent broadcasters, it's not a nickname basis
Speaker 2: with these guys.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that until afterwards.
Speaker 2: Oh, you spoke to the great Matthew Pantellus, who behind
Speaker 2: the scenes such a lovely guy. We call him pants.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about calling him pants on air.
Speaker 6: It is expensive, isn't it. I think it's five hundred
Speaker 6: bucks a shuttle similar.
Speaker 5: Pants, and I think his trip to the urgency department
Speaker 5: cost me about six hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you for your time, Jody, and good luck
Speaker 6: at the doctors today.
Speaker 3: Let us know.
Speaker 4: I'll give you a GP outgrade.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'll be interesting to know if you can still
Speaker 6: get the vaccine, if it is going to do anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't okay, And Matthew's like, don't get her on
Speaker 2: again calling you.
Speaker 3: As I was saying pants, I was like, is that
Speaker 3: an internal nickname or is that something I should be
Speaker 3: saying on the hands.
Speaker 2: Also, with your chat with Matthew Pantellis, you couldn't get
Speaker 2: out of the car quick enough. So for me, it's
Speaker 2: all about time priority. If you can lock in some
Speaker 2: of these media interviews, don't be doing it while you're
Speaker 2: doing odd jobs.
Speaker 7: It can mess with your vision and all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, if that.
Speaker 7: Thing could be available to everybody, then that would be
Speaker 7: a good thing.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: All right, So well, the call out you've put it
Speaker 6: to the federal minister, the health minister.
Speaker 4: Butler directly or I didn't call up Butler, No, there
Speaker 4: you go.
Speaker 2: What were you doing? What was so pressing? I had
Speaker 2: to get in or out of had.
Speaker 3: A GP appointment, thank you very much, to find out
Speaker 3: if I could have the shingles vaccine, which turns out
Speaker 3: I can't. I gotta wait twelve months. But as the
Speaker 3: worst thing was as it flipped over from my car
Speaker 3: system and you know, it comes off right, and then
Speaker 3: Nova started blaring I'm on five double A, I've got
Speaker 3: no oven coming out of our speakers.
Speaker 2: Pants is like you weren't speaking to him. He was
Speaker 2: getting this in the background. Yeah, anyway, Pants, it's really
Speaker 2: it's really fineful shiles, really key for a vaccage.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: Day three of the school holidays. It can be an
Speaker 2: enjoyable time for the teachers, and it can be a
Speaker 2: stressful time for parents because we love our kids. It's
Speaker 2: so so dearly, so very much.
Speaker 4: They are a lot, They can be a lot.
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Speaker 3: hear how and where the school holidays have gone pear
Speaker 3: shaped already?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's happened when we're day three and we sit
Speaker 2: at me like, why did you do that? Put it down?
Speaker 2: Put it down, Lotty, put it down. Those sorts of
Speaker 2: situations where you're like, look, I love the kids, but
Speaker 2: if we could just accelerate the school holidays slightly, have
Speaker 2: you ever so grateful?
Speaker 4: Lotty? Put down your eight month old brother Sonny?
Speaker 2: She literally does that. We have to stop her from
Speaker 2: carrying him around, no stop. He's almost bigger than her.
Speaker 2: And now he's getting to the stage where he gives
Speaker 2: us some feedback. Yeah good, it's absolutely gibberish, but clearly
Speaker 2: he doesn't like the situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lotty, read the room, Read the room, lot Yeah,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten, please get involved. And there's how
Speaker 3: the school holiday has gone pear shaped already.
Speaker 2: Also, on top of that, I'll say this, if Harold
Speaker 2: and the Purple Crayon doesn't win an Academy water at
Speaker 2: least two, I'll eat my hat. It's a great it's
Speaker 2: a great gratefully yep, go what's gone wrong? Day three
Speaker 2: of the school holidays? Would take you? Calls next thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What's happened already on the school holidays? Where's it gone?
Speaker 4: Pear shape?
Speaker 3: It was a beautiful Instagram post that produces are we
Speaker 3: found from one of her friends. And it's a picture
Speaker 3: of a car dashboard and the time is nine thirty
Speaker 3: six and the caption is kids decided at nine pm
Speaker 3: they wanted to sleep at nanny's house for a couple
Speaker 3: of days over the school holidays.
Speaker 4: Best believe. Thirty minutes later, we're on our way.
Speaker 2: I mean, the kids want it, so you just want
Speaker 2: to provide for your kids.
Speaker 3: And how's that moment as a parent where grandma goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fine, you can drop the kids at my place.
Speaker 2: When will you be here? Daniel has it all going
Speaker 2: with the little ones. Yeah, it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Four year old there? Full of attitude?
Speaker 7: Yeah, a four year old almost five year old daughter.
Speaker 7: She's at that stage where you guys probably know any
Speaker 7: where everything, no, everything screaming.
Speaker 1: She's not hungry.
Speaker 7: But she's hungry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's a nightmare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: And when did she develop this propensity to scream and
Speaker 3: kick and carry on a while ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, seven year old son. He likes to
Speaker 2: stare her up a little bit as well, So it's good.
Speaker 7: It's a little bit more fun to it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's good in that same sort of mix.
Speaker 2: I've got an almost four year old and an almost
Speaker 2: seven year old Daniel, and that's what he likes to do.
Speaker 2: He just likes the bullshit buttons and all that. She
Speaker 2: is literally kicking and screaming. Yeah, she'll kick him run.
Speaker 4: Up, yeah really yeah? Right, what the fork?
Speaker 2: What the fork?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: What the fork is happening?
Speaker 3: Okay, So basically we're going to talk this morning in
Speaker 3: What the Fork about names that people call you or
Speaker 3: nicknames that people call you that you just.
Speaker 2: Go wa the for shut af Yeah that's okay. So
Speaker 2: can I kick you off with the bloke who owns
Speaker 2: Willow Ben. He's a bloke by the name of Benny,
Speaker 2: and he's just this beautiful man, larger than the laugh
Speaker 2: type uprighter. He calls me champ, but you love Bennie.
Speaker 2: But when he does it I like it. So how
Speaker 2: come when some people call you champ, it's really get
Speaker 2: a champ and it just gives me a nice little
Speaker 2: warm feeling. But if other people call me champ, oh no,
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 4: If I chamt to you? Whack me around?
Speaker 2: What depends on I don't think I do that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: You at least rest of me to the ground.
Speaker 2: Different vibes, so shams out for blokes, sport tiger, all
Speaker 2: those types of things, very derogatory.
Speaker 3: I get my back up when I walk into a
Speaker 3: any sort of retail outlet, whatever it may be, and
Speaker 3: the girl is young.
Speaker 4: Enough to be my daughter, and she's like.
Speaker 3: Hi, han, I'm.
Speaker 4: Not your hon.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not your hon, your mother. I could be
Speaker 3: your mother, I could be anything, but I am not
Speaker 3: your hun. Oh man, that's annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you start asking you questions immediately, don't you.
Speaker 3: What about when the guy that you work with gets
Speaker 3: like super patronizing and he drops.
Speaker 2: A little we're talking about producer flak roight.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, and he drops a nickname that.
Speaker 4: That you just bristle at, and it makes you so
Speaker 4: so angry. We press that little button there something that.
Speaker 2: You call me the blue one with nothing on it. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's called being competitive sweety, Oh right, of course, all right,
Speaker 2: I understand that when I call you sweety it fires
Speaker 2: you up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you get it?
Speaker 2: Really sort of fires?
Speaker 4: You understand it, and yet you do it anyway? Okay.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen, let's do this morning. Names you hate
Speaker 3: getting called get involved.
Speaker 2: Matter if you're an adult and you're like to your
Speaker 2: three year old or your six shild like, just just
Speaker 2: call me dad. So right now I'm getting called bro
Speaker 2: by my six shar old. My six year old son
Speaker 2: calls me bro, and my three year old calls me hazy.
Speaker 2: Still what we tested lotty last night? Ye bloody? What's
Speaker 2: my name?
Speaker 4: How long?
Speaker 3: Ms?
Speaker 2: Okay? Great, I appreciate that. Thirty twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: The names that you hate getting called will take your calls. Next.
Speaker 2: We'll put you on the standby list as well. If
Speaker 2: you get yourself on air to Olivia Rodrigo, Flight's commodation
Speaker 2: everything in Melbourne. Nice, all right, go on, give us
Speaker 2: call less weirdy thirty so he calls after Miles Smith
Speaker 2: for what the fork? The fork?
Speaker 4: The fork.
Speaker 3: Some of the names that people call you in a
Speaker 3: public space and.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god, would you just call me?
Speaker 3: It's like when you walk into a retail space like
Speaker 3: a sports girls, I mean then and the twelve year
Speaker 3: old behind the counter is.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, hun yeah, don't don't you hunt me?
Speaker 4: Do you hunt me?
Speaker 3: Oh? Quick?
Speaker 2: Quick?
Speaker 7: One.
Speaker 2: The best one that I've seen recently. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: we've spoken about this was after a Port Adelaide loss.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Somebody got on social media and went to town on
Speaker 2: cane corns something always cane corns. What's you got to
Speaker 2: say about that? Blah blah blah, and Kane responded saying, hey, muscles,
Speaker 2: I've just been on radio Portray hours. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Would you call someone muscles muscles whether they have big
Speaker 2: muscles or not? Very derogatory?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it would have that person with whatever size
Speaker 3: muscles questioning if they.
Speaker 4: Were muscley or not.
Speaker 2: Sorry, muscles was going on?
Speaker 3: I just got a text from a girlfriend saying, thanks
Speaker 3: babe at the checkout is the worst?
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Yeah, that's topho. That's exactly what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 4: And if what is it that you get called that
Speaker 4: you hate?
Speaker 7: Girly?
Speaker 5: Girly can't do girly fifty two years old.
Speaker 7: Please don't call me gurley.
Speaker 3: I mean, particularly when it's from like a sort of
Speaker 3: sort of middle aged gentleman.
Speaker 4: It's just and even.
Speaker 5: When they're getting a little bit aggressive, it's like, excuse.
Speaker 8: Me, girly, and it's like, oh.
Speaker 4: Gurly, that is so patronizing, isn't it? Good morning? And
Speaker 4: then what do you get called that you hate?
Speaker 2: So my name is Shannon.
Speaker 7: And then someone, as people always say to me, is
Speaker 7: it I for call you shand I'm like absolutely.
Speaker 4: Not, absolutely not. No, no, they.
Speaker 8: Add the nasal noise with like sham you know you
Speaker 8: call you Shan.
Speaker 4: No, no, you can, Shannon. Thank you so much. Physical
Speaker 4: really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Oh this is good. It's a great opportunity just to
Speaker 2: real event because for the most part you feel like
Speaker 2: people are just trying to be nice. Yes, but it
Speaker 2: comes across so derogatory and let's be honest, society in Australia,
Speaker 2: you're a sensitive bunch. We're a sensitive bunch.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Olivia Rodrigo hates being called Olivia.
Speaker 2: Rod Regaez, do you reckon or do you reckon? That's
Speaker 2: ever happened before until right now, probably not Catherine.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, guys. How are you good?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 8: My name is Catherine and I have two So basically, firstly,
Speaker 8: I don't like being called Cat because one I'm not
Speaker 8: an animal. And then two I work in like customer
Speaker 8: service and like I'll talk to people for the first
Speaker 8: time and I just automatically call me Kathy, and I'm like,
Speaker 8: I don't know, you don't shorten my name.
Speaker 2: So Catherine, can I call you Catherine? Is it Cat?
Speaker 2: Is it Catherine? Are you a full time Catherine? Is
Speaker 2: there anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm crazed.
Speaker 8: But my dad was like, your name's Catherine, needs to
Speaker 8: be called Catherine. So it's kind of just stuck with
Speaker 8: me my whole life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: If anyone ever calls you Kathy, like I'm calling my
Speaker 3: dad what about Cathy?
Speaker 8: Oh No. The thing is I think Kathy automatically aged
Speaker 8: you like twenty years and so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thank You'm so nervous for blokes out there, like I'm
Speaker 2: just trying to light in the movie in situation. It's
Speaker 2: making so much worse.
Speaker 3: Boys, it's going to Philip. Good morning, Philip, I'm too.
Speaker 3: I'm loath to shorten anyone's name, which I do all
Speaker 3: the time to call us.
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm just realizing, off.
Speaker 2: Filthy, what's going on? Yeah, how you guys doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, We're good.
Speaker 3: You called someone something?
Speaker 5: Yes, Well, I mean I used to be a metro
Speaker 5: bus driver and you know I was very laid back,
Speaker 5: you know, and I'm Australian, so I called everyone mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know, I've had had no issues with
Speaker 2: it all up.
Speaker 4: Until this point.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: This guy must have had a real bad day because
Speaker 2: you got off the bus and I said, I have
Speaker 2: a nice day, mate, and he lost the plot. He
Speaker 2: carried I'm not your mate, don't you call me that?
Speaker 2: Rah rah rah, carrying.
Speaker 6: On like a pork shop, And as I'm looking at
Speaker 6: him like, well, I've got another name for you, but
Speaker 6: I can't say it.
Speaker 2: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Everyone calls everyone made in Australia.
Speaker 2: So if you don't know someone, you call them mate.
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to phil, what are you supposed
Speaker 2: to call them? You call them cocko instead or something.
Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous, exactly. It mats an Australian word. It's
Speaker 2: what we call people. It's just how we are. And
Speaker 2: I don't know this kind of lost it.
Speaker 4: You've done nothing wrong in this space.
Speaker 2: Sounds like we're been a really nice bus driver too.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you want to talk to your dog, a
Speaker 3: little bit of advice, new research says, slow down. That's right,
Speaker 3: you heard me, Slow down if you want your dog
Speaker 3: to understand you.
Speaker 2: I love a two way conversation with my dog. What's
Speaker 2: he thinking?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: So the research shows that a dog's comprehension of human
Speaker 3: speech relies on a slower tempo. So, despite not being
Speaker 3: able to produce human sounds, man's best friend is capable
Speaker 3: of responding to human speech.
Speaker 4: So this is the thing. Human speak at a rate
Speaker 4: of about.
Speaker 3: Four syllables per second, whereas dogs comprehend about two syllables
Speaker 3: per second when they bark, our wolf and wine. Okay,
Speaker 3: so my takeaway from this is my dog Sydney is
Speaker 3: absolutely no chance of understanding my husband because he's about
Speaker 3: he's running about sixteen syllables per second.
Speaker 2: What's about Your dog's about three hundred words behind for
Speaker 2: each sentence.
Speaker 3: Let's do this this morning, and I know it's very
Speaker 3: niche and we might get people prepared to do it,
Speaker 3: but we will put you on the standby list for
Speaker 3: Olivia Rodrigo. If you are prepared to give us a
Speaker 3: call this morning and do your best dog voice, well.
Speaker 2: Look, that's putting someone in a very, very vulnerable position.
Speaker 2: So I feel like said, if you want people to
Speaker 2: call up and put themselves in such a spot where
Speaker 2: they could really embarrass themselves, why don't you lead by.
Speaker 4: Eximon Why did I know you?
Speaker 2: Because quite regularly you talk to us about how you
Speaker 2: speak to that small little thing that is your dog
Speaker 2: sort of thing. It's a little brown fluffball.
Speaker 3: It's a little beautiful toy kkhodle. And I do find myself.
Speaker 3: I think when I walk through the front door at
Speaker 3: home and I see here, I get a little bit
Speaker 3: excited and there's a bit of a dog voice happening.
Speaker 3: So for example, when she bounds to the door and
Speaker 3: she looks at me, I'll I'll be like.
Speaker 4: Hello, Sydney, Hello Sidney, who's the most beautiful dogg oh
Speaker 4: in the world at Sydney.
Speaker 2: This is giving me shivers up my spine. And it's
Speaker 2: not a good thing. A thing.
Speaker 3: Come on, there's gonna be other people who want to
Speaker 3: join in the front thirteen twenty four ten. Gives your
Speaker 3: best dog voice. We have someone who works up so
Speaker 3: sometimes answers the phone for us. Her name is Georgia.
Speaker 3: She speaks to her dog in a voice that just
Speaker 3: has to be heard to people.
Speaker 2: Liz, I think was this taken from her instagram? I
Speaker 2: think we ripped this from her instagram?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Is her talking to her dog Munny, mister lesh money.
Speaker 2: Do you hear the days little.
Speaker 3: Money god money.
Speaker 2: Is Mister Wick was like, why are you making yourself
Speaker 2: sound like like an unhinged witch?
Speaker 4: Good mind, misters, very normal? All right, I can see
Speaker 4: we've got calls already. This is good.
Speaker 3: Real loses progress thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved your
Speaker 3: best dog voice.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is going to be a very interesting space
Speaker 2: if you're brave enough to do it. How do you
Speaker 2: speak to your pets? Give us an example next thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: People might be proud of the way they communicate with
Speaker 3: their pets.
Speaker 2: So here's a fun fact. It turns out if you
Speaker 2: really slow down you speak when you're talking to your dogs,
Speaker 2: they actually better understand you.
Speaker 4: Oh you speak even, which is just crazy one the other.
Speaker 2: So when people actually speak to their pets in that
Speaker 2: ridiculous voice, it's actually doing good.
Speaker 4: You call it ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean you had you had a beautiful dog that
Speaker 3: you loved so much who departed and went to the
Speaker 3: doggy heaven in the wars in the sky.
Speaker 4: Yes, bless you never used to speak turn a certain order.
Speaker 2: I speak to her like my best friend. I really
Speaker 2: liked it. And now we've got this cat. His name's Houston.
Speaker 2: He's a good cat because the kids just absolutely man
Speaker 2: handle him and he puts up with it. But he's
Speaker 2: just so obnoxious. The other day, car I got angry
Speaker 2: at me for having a human conversation with him because
Speaker 2: he walked me something I'll call him for a dickhead.
Speaker 2: You can't call that cackhead. So I probably need to
Speaker 2: dumb it down a little well with some pets, Bee.
Speaker 3: And probably just be a little bit kinder to the cat,
Speaker 3: is all I would recommend. Let's go to Shelley, because
Speaker 3: we are wanting people to give us their best pet voice.
Speaker 3: This morning on thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Hi Shelly, Hello, how are you good? All right? Thank
Speaker 4: you for being brave for a start.
Speaker 5: I know I'm a crazy dog lady.
Speaker 4: That's great. How what's your dog's name?
Speaker 5: My dog's name is Axel, but he has many nicknames, okay,
Speaker 5: one of them quick background. He he saves his business
Speaker 5: up until we go for a walk. I swear because
Speaker 5: sometimes he can do two to four number twos. That's
Speaker 5: a lot of people when I and I think tone
Speaker 5: of voice has a lot to do with how excited
Speaker 5: your jog gets, or how it knows if you're in
Speaker 5: a good mood or not. Okay, so when I come home,
Speaker 5: it's hello's.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, axles like we're on or is in protest?
Speaker 2: Do you know what Shellie that is? And straight away Chillie,
Speaker 2: do you look at Axel and can you see can
Speaker 2: you see a change in his character? As soon as
Speaker 2: you start speaking like that, he.
Speaker 5: Comes if he's outside, he comes running inside. I say,
Speaker 5: you know, hello, mister booty bads And then he jumped
Speaker 5: straight on the bed, rolls on his back for tummy
Speaker 5: robson cuddles, and then runs around because he knows we're
Speaker 5: going to go for a walk. But he's got a
Speaker 5: friend called Barnie, and Barnie's nickname is Barny bumb and
Speaker 5: I can get Barnie to sing by going it's a
Speaker 5: particular of voice that I've got.
Speaker 2: Your neighbors, or what.
Speaker 4: Your a legend? Thank you.
Speaker 2: The language between human and dog can sometimes sound quite crazy.
Speaker 3: I often think, I wonder if my dog can understand
Speaker 3: what I'm saying at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean, I know exactly what
Speaker 2: you may in the study and recent studies suggests that
Speaker 2: you should really slow down the way that you speak
Speaker 2: the dogs, and they might understand you. So that thing
Speaker 2: that I'd probably call gibberish is actually a way of people,
Speaker 2: particularly crazy dog people, getting through to their significant label.
Speaker 4: People who like to talk to their dogs in a
Speaker 4: particular voice. Crazy dog people.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're one of them.
Speaker 3: You're crazy dog just because I said hello, Sydney, Hello,
Speaker 3: you beautiful little dog.
Speaker 2: There is basic when you go into that sort of voice,
Speaker 2: isn't that.
Speaker 3: We've had some people who are brave enough this morning,
Speaker 3: do you have us call on thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: and do their dog voice?
Speaker 4: Chloe? Hello, Hi, Hello, how old are you? Chloe? And
Speaker 4: your eight? What's your dog's name?
Speaker 7: I didn't have a dog.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm a cat.
Speaker 7: I'm convincing my parents to get me one.
Speaker 3: Oh how's that working out for you?
Speaker 5: Not great?
Speaker 4: Not great?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, what's your cat's name?
Speaker 7: Then I've got two cats, Ella and Porsche.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ella and Porsche. All right, I've never met a
Speaker 2: cat by the name of Porsche.
Speaker 4: No, Ellen and Porsche is in Ellen and Porsche the couple.
Speaker 2: Oh is that.
Speaker 4: Right, Choe?
Speaker 7: No, not quite?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, just coincidentally, is Ellen a bit of
Speaker 2: a scratchy all those tops? She bit scratchy? My brother
Speaker 2: likes cars, so he named it Porsche.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, so nothing to do with Ellen degeneral show.
Speaker 3: All right, we've established that, Chloe, how do you talk
Speaker 3: to your cats?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 6: Hello, holy girl, Yes girl, it.
Speaker 4: Is a beautiful.
Speaker 2: To this aggressive little American accident.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jasmine.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: Oh so you're a dog groomer, so you're talking to
Speaker 4: dogs all day?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's a bit normal to me now. But
Speaker 7: then sometimes I kind of like hear myself and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: that's what It sounds a bit silly, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give us an example of the way you're talking
Speaker 3: to the dogs.
Speaker 7: So I guess because they really like a lot of
Speaker 7: them don't like the water when they're being fast, or
Speaker 7: the blow dryer. So I'll be like talking to them
Speaker 7: and I'll be like saying like, Oh, that's not fearing nice,
Speaker 7: is it. It's notice.
Speaker 2: You sound like a throwd. Do you feel like do
Speaker 2: you feel like that eases them into the water? Do
Speaker 2: you think it works?
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 7: Sometimes they just like they're just spinning around in circles
Speaker 7: like trying to get away from it. So yeah, it's
Speaker 7: just yeah, that.
Speaker 4: Has to spill over to your home life.
Speaker 3: If you serve up a very ordinary casserole, you're like
Speaker 3: to your partner.
Speaker 4: Oh, it is not very nice, is it?
Speaker 2: My wife does that to me. Now, finish your dinner
Speaker 2: and you can have desserts.