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Speaker 1: headline off today from the Batuda Advocate Canancy Overall.

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Speaker 2: Errol Parker having us sense going on? I mean, do

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Speaker 2: you stress out? Boys? You had come up with so

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Speaker 1: Does it stress you out in your life finding these

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Speaker 3: Well, you know there are other things in life that

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Speaker 4: And you've obviously got favorite targets in terms of what

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Speaker 4: Is he the easiest place to play?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: He was.

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Speaker 5: You know he's been kind to us in our business model.

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Speaker 5: You know things have changed in his life too. He's

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Speaker 2: Uncle Tony is one of my favorite.

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Speaker 3: You hear back from people like him though when you

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Speaker 2: I'm all look.

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Speaker 3: In the lead up to the last election, we we

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Speaker 3: we got a note from the night Watchman saying that mister.

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Speaker 2: Who's the fing night Watchman?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Did he really as he raised his made.

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Speaker 5: Against against a weary Bangladesh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just kept going.

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Speaker 1: How long has the Bertuda Advocate been going for?

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Speaker 3: Now since eighteen eighty six?

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Speaker 5: First founded? Recently, if you're asking how long since you've

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Speaker 2: What about this one?

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Speaker 4: Besides Schoma the night Watchmen getting in contact, any other

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Speaker 4: celebrities that have reached out to you guys to say, oh,

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Speaker 5: Most people come from a you know, I knew my

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Speaker 2: Take what they go down pretty quickly? Did they they

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Speaker 4: I need to I need to say to both of

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Speaker 2: The entire fits in with show. I can't thank you

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Speaker 4: Because we've had a gutfull as well. And the headline

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Speaker 4: But in return, I mean, besides that, we've also given

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Speaker 2: Now that's we used a couple of times. That was

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Speaker 2: a highlight on our show where we thought, what is he? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Yes, Bill short on this program.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the funny thing is when you

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Speaker 1: get a headline in the TUDA Advocate greet You were

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Speaker 1: the first to put me onto it. But the amount

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Speaker 1: of your mates that actually tell you, mate, you finally

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Speaker 1: made it. You've finally made it. You're in the Ptuta Advocate.

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Speaker 1: It's just you must be proud of what you put

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Speaker 2: I mean you had one the other day, wasn't there

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Speaker 1: but that's what you are doing today. Maddie de Grout

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Speaker 2: I saw you go up against Gallant to mate.

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Speaker 2: Why did you decide to jump into the ring with Gallen?

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Speaker 6: Have done an amateur fight? Yeah, where a sanctioned fight

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Speaker 1: going to go up against the butt advocate boys, Necks,

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Speaker 1: we need your best headline.

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Speaker 2: Boys.

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Speaker 1: I think Clancy, you're going to be going again. It's

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Speaker 2: We have a guest.

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Speaker 6: I feel the need to lower my voice and just

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Speaker 6: as man as you are just for yourself.

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Speaker 2: For yourself, mate, relax mate.

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Speaker 1: Prince Andrew's sixtieth birthday party canceled by the Queen. Prince

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Speaker 1: But Maddie gree best.

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Speaker 6: Headline old Man's party acted by the Queen as the

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Speaker 4: Gone plus tragedy.

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Speaker 1: Clancy, your best headline, Off you.

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Speaker 5: Go, Mummy says no music, no bee wine or cider.

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Speaker 5: It'll be a low key six to for this royally.

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Speaker 7: I mean you're scaring.

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Speaker 2: Alleged alleged. The allege wasn't the issue. That the problem

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Speaker 1: Lot of people out there that didn't hear the last

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Speaker 2: Sarah's checking that who's won that one?

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Speaker 6: That's WHOA yes, half of it didn't go to ed,

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Speaker 2: You get to go first on this one.

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Speaker 1: Britain's fattest cat given crash diet after becoming too big

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Speaker 1: to clean herself.

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Speaker 2: Fattest cat cannot clean herself. First headline, go clance.

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Speaker 5: A little less jelly whisker is a little more VEGGI cuss,

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Speaker 5: cuss as hygiene becomes a problem for England's fattest puss

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Speaker 5: Puss going on there.

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Speaker 6: Best headline, this is lazy, too bad to shower or

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Speaker 6: take it. I yes, we found your spirit animal whipped.

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Speaker 2: I think I think it's God. That's good.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't know we could work sledges and whip her into this.

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Speaker 4: On The show is based around the sledges regularly.

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Speaker 2: Certainly, I can't give you that.

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Speaker 5: That was lazy, and you always make a whip of

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Speaker 5: fat jokes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I would have given that, and then we would have

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Speaker 1: gone into a time breaker ship.

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Speaker 3: Let's really run it naturally, greet you alright, here we go,

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Speaker 3: Final one degree.

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Speaker 2: You get to go first year.

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Speaker 1: Learn a driver plunges six meters into a river after

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Speaker 1: getting the pedals mixed up. Learn a driver plunges six

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Speaker 2: Best headline.

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Speaker 6: Plunging into a river would leave you embarrassed, but it's

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Speaker 6: still not as bad as driving a Toyota Yaris.

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Speaker 2: Another person, that's shame.

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Speaker 6: Good petrol.

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Speaker 2: It's like you were a cyber truck on a guy.

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Speaker 3: N. D.

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Speaker 2: Clancy. Best headline.

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Speaker 5: Dad's van Inhales leaders of water like a kettle, as

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Speaker 5: l Blatter sends it, after.

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Speaker 2: Putting wrong pedal to the medal, which meant to rhyme

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Speaker 2: these things.

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Speaker 5: We could have taken a lot further, but yeah, we

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Speaker 5: don't know we were allowed to rip.

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Speaker 6: I would have given the third one to the group,

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Speaker 6: but the second one to the boy lads.

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Speaker 1: You have a new book out at the moment as well,

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Speaker 1: The Butterta Advocate How Goods Australia will see all your

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Speaker 1: headlines and your articles in there as well. Congratulations boys, thanks,

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Speaker 1: thanks your podcast as well. You can get that anywhere anywhere, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for coming in Clatsioner.

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Speaker 4: Thanks thanks guys on over