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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders.
Speaker 3: And I'm all right hey, and this is High Scrollers,
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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: going viral.
Speaker 2: Oh plus we talk a lot about ourselves too.
Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode, we went out for dinner
Speaker 1: last night and I did something very very rogue and
Speaker 1: Matt's actually really excited about it.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about also, speaking of going out to
Speaker 3: you know, I tell you I saw a celebrity at dinner,
Speaker 3: you know that long ago.
Speaker 1: But really is it a celebrity?
Speaker 2: Well you be the judge, deal mean dealt. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, and it actually is morning.
Speaker 3: It is bright and early on this disgusting day here
Speaker 3: in Sydney. Yeah, it's eight thirty nine am. Sorry, try
Speaker 3: being an influencer for a day. Everyone start and work
Speaker 3: at nine am. Here I am eight thirty nine am
Speaker 3: already slive and away in the Novas studio.
Speaker 1: Paul Mikayla you know that you in America when she
Speaker 1: said that at that time, and it just came across
Speaker 1: the wrong way, her saying, try being influencer for the date.
Speaker 1: It's five pm and I just finish work. It's like,
Speaker 1: no shit, like that's when everyone finishes work. Well, actually
Speaker 1: we do eight to four, which is better than nine
Speaker 1: to five.
Speaker 2: Just nice.
Speaker 1: But we're in the uh in the studio in the
Speaker 1: morning this morning because we're just got a big day
Speaker 1: ahead of us, and because we were coming here at
Speaker 1: like eight thirty, I thought, there's no way I'm leaving Newcastle.
Speaker 1: So it takes two hours for me to get here.
Speaker 1: But I always allow an extra half an hour because
Speaker 1: you just never know when you're on the freeway, so
Speaker 1: I always allowed two and a half. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave Nui at six am, So
Speaker 1: I thought I'm just going to come down, you know,
Speaker 1: last night, and I was like, Matt, do you want
Speaker 1: to come stay at the hotel with me or just
Speaker 1: have a sleepover, and he was like, fucking oath. So
Speaker 1: that's exactly what we did.
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, luck, I don't actually know when
Speaker 3: the last time we had a sleepover was because we
Speaker 3: are just notorious for like having a sleepover.
Speaker 2: But then one of us leaves at four am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we used to do back in the day,
Speaker 1: So I couldn't tell you the last time that we
Speaker 1: actually had a sleepover. Yeah, like have yeah, we have
Speaker 1: had a sleepover. Have we never?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: We definitely would have liked.
Speaker 3: Back in their dad well, when there are a couple
Speaker 3: of nights who went out in Newcastle and whatnot, and
Speaker 3: I stayed at your house. But to have like a
Speaker 3: little sleepover like that, I don't know, because we do
Speaker 3: we do all the things we did last night. But
Speaker 3: then you'd be like, all right, it's two thirty in
Speaker 3: the morning, I'm going home now, and you drive home
Speaker 3: instead of staying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when like knew me and you were in
Speaker 1: the central coast so it wasn't too far. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we had a sleepover. We went out for dinner and
Speaker 1: matt Its friend Toby came to I mean he's my
Speaker 1: friend too, now. Toby came and we had a nice dinner,
Speaker 1: then we got some messina, and then we went back
Speaker 1: to the hotel room. We made Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: made the funniest videos. Well at least we think they're funny.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they'll be up by now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll be up by the time you listened to this.
Speaker 1: But we did a few TikTok trends, so go and
Speaker 1: check those out on either of our accounts or Insta.
Speaker 1: And then I was well and truly ready to go
Speaker 1: to bed.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Oh my god, girlfriend, what the bloody hell
Speaker 2: was that?
Speaker 1: Fee? Then I was well and truly ready to go
Speaker 1: to bed. Shower it was.
Speaker 3: Actually monstrous, like the way your face changed.
Speaker 2: When you did that.
Speaker 1: Oh, and so then I was ready to go to bed.
Speaker 1: And then Matt's like, okay, let me just have a
Speaker 1: quick five minute shower. I was like getting all comfy
Speaker 1: in the hotel bed, ready to have some scroll time.
Speaker 1: And Matt's like, let's go live on TikTok. Mind you,
Speaker 1: it is quartered to midnight at this point, and I'm
Speaker 1: usually already asleep. So what we do? We fucking went
Speaker 1: on TikTok Live, didn't.
Speaker 3: We, And you fucking loved it? So shut you out.
Speaker 3: You sitting there going, let's get this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's who. That was fun admittedly.
Speaker 2: In two minutes.
Speaker 3: You got two minutes to get us one hundred thousand, Like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it was so funny.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I had a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were so excited. You're reminding me of like
Speaker 1: when you would go to school camp and you'd be
Speaker 1: so excited that you like can't sleep. We've already spoken
Speaker 1: about Ozzie Bush Camp on here, haven't we. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to work there for anyone who didn't know, That's
Speaker 1: what it reminded me of excited kids at school camp.
Speaker 1: But we eventually went to sleep, like maybe just a
Speaker 1: little bit after one, or you went maybe later because
Speaker 1: you were reading. Yeah, and now I've woken up this morning.
Speaker 2: We've got bloody daisy love.
Speaker 1: We're ready, and we're in this studio nice and else.
Speaker 2: It's a hotel bed. How good is a hotel bed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And just the block out blinds. But they're dangerous as well,
Speaker 1: because I reckon you could just sleep for way longer
Speaker 1: than normal and then you wake up and don't know
Speaker 1: what time it is.
Speaker 3: And you know what I actually did last night, which
Speaker 3: I don't usually do.
Speaker 2: But do you sleep with the earrings in?
Speaker 1: I sleep with my second earrings in, but I always
Speaker 1: take out my first.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I just never take my earrings out when
Speaker 3: I sleep, really, But last night I took my earrings
Speaker 3: out before I went to bed, and I had like
Speaker 3: the deepest sleep ever.
Speaker 2: And I feel like every time I take.
Speaker 3: All my earrings out of my ears, I suddenly have
Speaker 3: like the deepest sleep ever. And I don't know whether
Speaker 3: there's some sort of subconscious thing that if I leave
Speaker 3: my earring in I don't have as good of a sleep.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a little pressure point or something.
Speaker 3: I will say sometimes if I like sleep on that ear,
Speaker 3: I'll wake up and the ear is sore, and I'm like, ow,
Speaker 3: that's why.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: It's just stabbing. So I just take off like the
Speaker 1: first ones. Yeah, and then I take off like all
Speaker 1: my rings and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all my rings and everything.
Speaker 1: Leave the second scene.
Speaker 2: But wow, did I have a good sleep last night?
Speaker 1: And you know what, you didn't snare?
Speaker 3: Oh good, because to be worried about that, you didn't
Speaker 3: snore either, but you do make noises?
Speaker 2: You are, yeah, like what just like, oh no?
Speaker 3: Don't tell me, I mean, but like it's not a snare, right,
Speaker 3: it was just breathing fucking weird though, nice alien you know.
Speaker 1: Actually that reminds me, uh like the like last weekend,
Speaker 1: the weekend before, we were out with some friends and
Speaker 1: one of the friends has sleep apnew love and we
Speaker 1: were pretty fucking drunk, right, and A J snores really bad,
Speaker 1: and AJ, I'm just fucking bagging AJ out on this
Speaker 1: podcort AJ, I'm exposing him. He snores really bad. He
Speaker 1: sleeps with his mouth open a lot, and he always
Speaker 1: wakes up really tired. So like he never seen to
Speaker 1: get a good sleep, even if he slept you know,
Speaker 1: ten hours on a weekend or six hours on a weeknight.
Speaker 1: He he never he never wakes up we'll rested. So anyway,
Speaker 1: we're all talking about sleep apnar and like just not
Speaker 1: sleeping properly, and how when you have sleep apnear you
Speaker 1: don't go into like an ram sleep, like you never
Speaker 1: go into that really good restless sleep. And so you
Speaker 1: know how when people get tested for sleep apnea, like
Speaker 1: you go and you get all the wires put all
Speaker 1: over you and everything and do like a sleep test. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we were pretty drunk, and I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: surely you can order these things online. Oh no, and
Speaker 1: you can. So I ordered one and it's on its way.
Speaker 1: But it's like not all the wires and everything, but
Speaker 1: it's from the actual like seepap online, Sunrise Sleep Diagnostic
Speaker 1: Home Sleep Test.
Speaker 2: Can you show me a photo of this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just pissing at the fact you're like drunk
Speaker 3: at the club and you're like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, so drunk at the pub, then let's
Speaker 3: order a sleep out in a machine.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a machine. It's just like a little
Speaker 1: test that you do and it's like it's tiny.
Speaker 3: I need a photo because I'm like, what kind of tests?
Speaker 3: Because you say test, I'm thinking you know where you
Speaker 3: put your little strips in the pool to chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like a little strip and you put
Speaker 1: it on your chin, and so there's like this is
Speaker 1: it compares it to like this is the test that
Speaker 1: you would do if you went and got it done.
Speaker 2: Professionally, all the wires and stuff.
Speaker 1: But now it's like this patch that you put on
Speaker 1: your chin apparently, and I know it must hook up
Speaker 1: to an app and then you sleep with it on
Speaker 1: and apparently it does something, and I'm like, hey, Jay,
Speaker 1: maybe this could be the answer to all of your problems,
Speaker 1: because like, do you have some days where you wake
Speaker 1: up like dog shit and other days where you wake
Speaker 1: up good and you can tell you've had a good sleep.
Speaker 3: I try not to think about it too much. I
Speaker 3: feel like I wake up every day filling like dog shit.
Speaker 1: You've got sleep at now?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Maybe anyway, I'll keep everyone posted and let you know
Speaker 1: how AGS sleep apnea machine test goes.
Speaker 2: I don't know. A fucking wild story from when I
Speaker 2: was younger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we used to have one of my friends
Speaker 3: used to throw parties mostly on like a Thursday night,
Speaker 3: but sometimes on a Wednesday, sometimes on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: This is like just after high school.
Speaker 3: Basically would throw parties just every day the week basically,
Speaker 3: and we would go and party every day of the week.
Speaker 1: Why did you have school or work after school?
Speaker 4: Year?
Speaker 2: After school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we would go to his house. Sometimes I'd drink,
Speaker 3: sometimes I wouldn't, so like sometimes you'd just like drive.
Speaker 3: But it was just the most motley crew of like
Speaker 3: all these random fucking people and we would all go
Speaker 3: to his house and have a party, which, now that
Speaker 3: I think about it, is just so wild that we
Speaker 3: were doing that on like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and like
Speaker 3: loud music and none of the neighbors complaining, Like wild.
Speaker 1: Why in that age did we live for like going
Speaker 1: to someone's house and drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on.
Speaker 1: Weeknights or like Wednesday, because it was like school night.
Speaker 3: That was it Uni night, And yeah, we had Wednesday
Speaker 3: Woodies on the coast. Yeah, So we'd often like do
Speaker 3: it as a pre drink sort of thing, but a
Speaker 3: lot of the time as well, it was just like
Speaker 3: a party and we just all hang out, drink, play
Speaker 3: music whatever.
Speaker 2: We'd be screaming, we'd be yelling.
Speaker 3: I can't believe we didn't get the cops called on
Speaker 3: us or anything like that, because it's literally like Wednesday
Speaker 3: Thursday vibes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: I remember being like one time, the toilet had like
Speaker 3: a massive line outside, and I was kind of good
Speaker 3: friends with the guy who was like throwing the party,
Speaker 3: so I was like, can I go in the main
Speaker 3: house because he had like an outdoor toilet, and like
Speaker 3: grinny flat situation was like can I go in the
Speaker 3: main house to use the toilet because there's a long
Speaker 3: line there and he's like, oh, yeah, go inside. Don't
Speaker 3: worry though. NaN's in there, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: I went, NaN's in there. I said, we're throwing a
Speaker 3: party in the backyard. I felt so bad. I go
Speaker 3: NaN's inside the house. I said, why are we throwing
Speaker 3: a party with Nan inside the house?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Can she not hear the music?
Speaker 3: And he goes, She's here every time we have party,
Speaker 3: NaN's always here. She's asleep. She got the sleep Atney
Speaker 3: machine on. She can't hear a fucking thing.
Speaker 4: Because I wasn't in the house. I went in the
Speaker 4: house to use the toilet, and all I could hear
Speaker 4: was from the fucking sleep Atning machine. Although now one
Speaker 4: of the Buck's thrown parties out the back is Nan
Speaker 4: can't hear a goddamn thing with that thing on her face.
Speaker 1: Well, now you can get because we were talking about that.
Speaker 1: You can get like more quieter ones, and they're like
Speaker 1: really minimal, like you know, so they're like quiet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, when you do think of a sleep apnea machine,
Speaker 1: you think of that one that's like a massive compressor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, please be upstanding for the Royal Flush.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get onto our Royal Flush of the Week,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure you all already know it's the best
Speaker 1: thing that we've seen just in general or on the internet,
Speaker 1: or maybe sometimes it's the worst thing. But I've got
Speaker 1: mine is a good one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Mine is a TikTok account. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: i've sent you her videos before, Matt, but you've probably
Speaker 1: seen her. Her name's Alice Elm.
Speaker 2: We've been through this. I'm not good at names. I
Speaker 2: need a face.
Speaker 1: Okay, you'll know the voice. She's an interior decorator and
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's based in America, where she has
Speaker 1: a company called Alice Elm with elegant interior decorating. She
Speaker 1: styles homes and I'm guessing it's she might style them
Speaker 1: for like real estate photo shoots, you know when they
Speaker 1: like style a home. And I'm pretty sure she's based
Speaker 1: in America, don't quote me on that. And her videos
Speaker 1: are just so fucking iconic. Okay, I'm gonna play you
Speaker 1: a little bit, but you kind of have to like
Speaker 1: see the videos as well to just kind of like
Speaker 1: get the vibe.
Speaker 2: Hello, everyone, my name is Alice Alas. Oh. Yes, I
Speaker 2: love her and I.
Speaker 5: Staged just primary badpoom for a realtor prior to the
Speaker 5: homeby enlisted on the market. I decided to use the
Speaker 5: beautiful colors of blue in shirt and.
Speaker 2: A little touch of light.
Speaker 1: So this woman is an absolute queen and she's the
Speaker 1: same in every video and she just says, Hi, it's
Speaker 1: Alice Alm with Alice Elm interior decorating, and she's doing
Speaker 1: up these houses and bless her, She's always got such
Speaker 1: like a put together outfit on. But then the homes
Speaker 1: are decorated like so American, Like I'm just gonna say it,
Speaker 1: like they're tragic, but like tragic in a way that
Speaker 1: like Americans would love it, because I feel like their
Speaker 1: interior styling in America is just so different to hear,
Speaker 1: Like even their kitchen cabinets and everything, they're always like marble,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, with gray kitchen cupboards. And she's
Speaker 1: just got this whole account and like so many of
Speaker 1: her videos go absolutely viral and like they're just really bad,
Speaker 1: like she would put like a live laugh love fucking
Speaker 1: sign on the wall.
Speaker 2: But I think it's got to do with her as well,
Speaker 2: because she stands at like a statue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she stands and she she's like all poised and
Speaker 1: like it's just every time one of her videos comes off,
Speaker 1: I just fucking say, Sleigh Queen, honestly, you do your
Speaker 1: interior decorating business, and she's getting booked by the real
Speaker 1: estate agents over there, So anyway, go check it out.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it, and I love it.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: My royal flash of the week is the fact that
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga has a new album out when oh sorry,
Speaker 3: well not yet, but it's coming. But she announced it finally.
Speaker 3: I mean we knew though, the little monsters who actually.
Speaker 1: Paid the last time she came out with an album.
Speaker 3: Chromatica, which was in well two technically she came out
Speaker 3: we run like literally just last year, but it was
Speaker 3: all covers with like the release of the Joker movie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Chromatica was twenty or twenty twenty. It was
Speaker 3: bit a while, was just gone into the pandemic and
Speaker 3: I remember laying there in bed with Sky and we
Speaker 3: were like, we can't even fu dance to this shit
Speaker 3: because that literally came out like I want to say,
Speaker 3: like March twenty ish.
Speaker 2: It was May sorry when so we were really on
Speaker 2: the start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she still released it like oh, you know,
Speaker 3: give you this album. Yeah, And I remember I was
Speaker 3: djaing at the time, so when we came out of lockdown,
Speaker 3: like the first song I was finally able to play
Speaker 3: was Stupid Love, which was the first single from that album,
Speaker 3: and the club went cook basic because we hadn't had
Speaker 3: the chance to dance to any chromatica.
Speaker 2: So that was fun.
Speaker 3: Anyway, my royal flush is that Lady Guga's got a
Speaker 3: new album coming very soon. But there's also a little
Speaker 3: oh what would you say, there's a little extra extra
Speaker 3: little salt and pepper on top of this royal flush
Speaker 3: this week because as.
Speaker 2: You know, we had a little dinner last night.
Speaker 3: Before our sleepover, and I'm sure the episode's out now
Speaker 3: of the Close Friends episode, and I can't remember what
Speaker 3: I said. That feels like butty six months ago this point,
Speaker 3: so much has happened. But I'm pretty sure I told
Speaker 3: you all that we Skyla and I are going to
Speaker 3: obviously America, you knew that, and Coachella and all the
Speaker 3: rest of that and blah blah blah, and Lady Gaga's
Speaker 3: headlining Coachella. So now my extra royal flush, there's actually
Speaker 3: there's actually.
Speaker 1: Haven't seen her in concert before, Yeah, plenty of times.
Speaker 3: But there's also salt and pepper and now gravy as well.
Speaker 3: So the salt and pepper royal flush is the fact
Speaker 3: that when I go and see her at Coachella, it
Speaker 3: will potentially be the first time she'll sing any of
Speaker 3: those songs, and I'll get to see the new album live,
Speaker 3: like as one of the first people to see that,
Speaker 3: I guess. So that's a little extra salt and pepper
Speaker 3: on top of my royal flush. But then the gravy
Speaker 3: of my royal flush will that happened last night at dinner?
Speaker 2: What happened, Brittany?
Speaker 1: You forced me to get out my phone, you held
Speaker 1: the steak knife to my throat, and you maybe get
Speaker 1: out my card, and you made me buy tickets to
Speaker 1: go to Coachella with you. Yeah, we're gonna are gonna
Speaker 1: tell a little extra one for Hannah. No, but you
Speaker 1: made night. We bought tickets for Coachella and AJ and
Speaker 1: I coming with you, yeah.
Speaker 2: Which is so wild. And then we're gonna pop over
Speaker 2: to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and surely we have to reshoot the fucking yeah
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. I'll tell a get out the digital
Speaker 1: camera We're doing a little pod artwork shoot in Vegas
Speaker 1: because like why not, you know, like we're close, yeah,
Speaker 1: and when are we ever going to get the opportunity
Speaker 1: to like go to Vegas ever again?
Speaker 3: And I do feel like when I was younger again,
Speaker 3: it's like New York, Like I went to Vegas and
Speaker 3: I was just like, I don't really know what I'm
Speaker 3: doing here. Put a dollar in the machine, wahoo, what
Speaker 3: what what happens here? I didn't care about any of
Speaker 3: the clubs. I didn't care about any of those things.
Speaker 3: I think that when I wrote my list of things
Speaker 3: to do in Las Vegas, I think the top of
Speaker 3: the list was fucking Eminem's World, so like.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, why are the Eminem's world so expensive?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And everything there is so expensive and.
Speaker 2: Also just so that prominent, Like why, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, but you can get Eminem's anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2: And I love an Eminem, but I'm like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's a bit march.
Speaker 1: See. My favorite Eminem is Eminem Mini.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that are good.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite Eminem's, followed by Crispy Yeah, what.
Speaker 3: About You's good? Favorite Eminem's would be Mini as well.
Speaker 3: Love because they're.
Speaker 1: Just like I just love tapping the whole bag and
Speaker 1: then like five thousand can fit in your mouth and
Speaker 1: they're like soft.
Speaker 3: I really liked the brownie ones that came out. Did
Speaker 3: you ever try those? Oh? Yum, Eminem with a bit
Speaker 3: of BROWNI in the middle, but even your cookie does
Speaker 3: yum um?
Speaker 2: But have they ever had a caramel one? Or am
Speaker 2: I dreaming? Oh?
Speaker 1: They probably have? I reckon like Eminem with a peanut.
Speaker 1: Eminem's nice every now and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, but probably at the bottom of the
Speaker 2: list for me.
Speaker 1: So I just have a normal Eminem at the bottom.
Speaker 2: Really, it's just a normal normal wow controversial.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, we are going to coach all.
Speaker 2: What the bloody heckn freaking god is going on?
Speaker 1: And guess what else we've said And we haven't even
Speaker 1: asked Hannah or Nova, but I don't care. We're going
Speaker 1: to record an episode from Vegas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I just think that makes
Speaker 3: sense for high scrollers.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, use some of your six million points and
Speaker 1: get me this. I used my points again. Hannah a
Speaker 1: flight for work purposes, She's got to be there. But
Speaker 1: we think we need to do just from like the
Speaker 1: hotel room or whatever. Yeah, a little High Scrollers Live
Speaker 1: from Vegas episode. So that's really exciting. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: were looking up last night because obviously I haven't really looked.
Speaker 1: I looked at this set list when they announced it,
Speaker 1: like all the artists playing, but I haven't really looked.
Speaker 1: So last night we're like, wait, other than Lady Gaga,
Speaker 1: who was actually playing.
Speaker 2: A coach, other I don't even know either.
Speaker 1: And then we were getting so excited Green Day, fucking Oath,
Speaker 1: Missy Elliott, t Paine, Yo Gabba, Charlie XC. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: actually so many good acts playing.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm really excited, and I'm excited now that
Speaker 3: you're coming because you've been twice so because I've never been,
Speaker 3: and obviously and I'm like, how the fuck does this work?
Speaker 3: Because it's on like a golf course or something.
Speaker 1: Is in the most random place, and you know what,
Speaker 1: Palm Springs is actually so cool. Like if you've never
Speaker 1: been to Palm Springs, even like jump onto Google Earth
Speaker 1: and like do the walk around because it feels like Pleasantville,
Speaker 1: Like what's that movie The Truman Show. It just doesn't
Speaker 1: feel real when you're there, Okay, Like the grass is
Speaker 1: super green and there's lots of palm trees, but then
Speaker 1: it's in the middle of the desert. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel real. But I really like Palm Springs
Speaker 1: in general. I haven't been for many years, but it's
Speaker 1: really fun. But it's fucked at the same time, like
Speaker 1: any festival, like so much waring, stinking hot, but you
Speaker 1: just like get amongst it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm excited too. I don't think Agent and I have
Speaker 1: AJ and I've never been to a festival together really.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to Hot Dog One Machine, but I
Speaker 3: guess that wasn't really a festival, was it.
Speaker 1: No, Sorry, it was a Hunter Valley.
Speaker 2: It was like a.
Speaker 1: We've never been to like a festival festival. And then
Speaker 1: last night we were trying to work out, like what
Speaker 1: are we gonna wear, because you know, everyone gets like
Speaker 1: dressed up in the Coachella fits. Although I feel like
Speaker 1: in recent years that's kind of toned down a lot,
Speaker 1: like it's not all about the sequence and sparkles and
Speaker 1: cowboy boots, and we're like, do we just like dress
Speaker 1: stupid every day? Like one day do we all go dressing?
Speaker 3: Wait, leave that in, but beat that out because I
Speaker 3: genuinely want to wear that, but I want that to
Speaker 3: be a surprise.
Speaker 1: Okay, leave it, beep it out, beef out.
Speaker 2: What that was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I I'm a hundred that's one hundred percent
Speaker 3: going to be one of the outfits I wear.
Speaker 1: I want to do it too, but I'm too much
Speaker 1: of a chicken. But I know for sure that Aj
Speaker 1: will do it with you.
Speaker 2: Skyler will do it too.
Speaker 1: We will, the four of us, all just dressed the same. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're looking up James Charles Coachella outfits.
Speaker 2: Do people make doof sticks, Coach?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that's an Australian thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we should bring sticks to coach.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're looking up Hannah's gone on Google Girls and
Speaker 3: we're looking at bloody.
Speaker 1: J I remember the year that I went and everyone
Speaker 1: was saying it was James Charles but it wasn't. But
Speaker 1: do you remember the year that I went. It went viral.
Speaker 1: Someone was in the Ferris Wheel getting their Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you remember that, looking up Hannah and everyone's going,
Speaker 1: it's James Charles and he.
Speaker 6: Was like, it's not me, Coach Ferris Wheel, Yes, and
Speaker 6: it went absolutely viral.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god.
Speaker 1: Is going to see her.
Speaker 3: Look at that, Look at all these uncovered ones. Get
Speaker 3: off it because that's literally porn sites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a video videos dot com. Oh
Speaker 1: my gown in the novel.
Speaker 2: There's no way you're going to be able to allow hate.
Speaker 2: Charle's not gonna let you.
Speaker 1: You're going to get a warning letter. Now you're going
Speaker 1: to delete that history just from that one.
Speaker 3: I think that, like it wouldn't matter if you deleted
Speaker 3: history in a place like this, that they would.
Speaker 1: Know they're watching us right now. Anyway, that was the
Speaker 1: year that I was there and it went viral like
Speaker 1: at that time, but the video and like it was
Speaker 1: a full moving video. And then James Charles was there
Speaker 1: that year and everyone's like, it's James Charles in the
Speaker 1: first whelm. James Charles is getting fucking dragged into this.
Speaker 1: Oh but anyway, it's going to be it's going to
Speaker 1: be so fun. We've arranged the dog sitters for the
Speaker 1: house for that weekend, which is always the dilemma for us.
Speaker 3: I will say, holy sh it is coach did I
Speaker 3: say this in the other Close Friends episode? Like it's
Speaker 3: so expensive actually for sick it?
Speaker 1: Wait, do you see how much the drink. So it's
Speaker 1: like twenty something Australian dollars for one drink. But the
Speaker 1: good thing is in America because you go to like
Speaker 1: the bar and they're all like Freeport, and in America
Speaker 1: they do not measure their shots. Yea, they don't have
Speaker 1: shot glasses that they measure into. They just go one, two,
Speaker 1: doing four, And so most of you drink is alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so last time I was, I remember being like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck twenty something dollars for a tequila pineapple. That's
Speaker 1: what we were drinking the whole time.
Speaker 6: Yuck.
Speaker 1: But you drink one and you're like, okay, it's it's fine,
Speaker 1: I'll pay that much because it feels like you're drinking
Speaker 1: like five drinks at once. Okay, So that's the good thing.
Speaker 3: But like me, right now, I'm going, this can't be
Speaker 3: worth it. This can't be worth the money. Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, it better be fucking worth it.
Speaker 1: Well it is. But I think like with any festival
Speaker 1: or any concert or whatever that you're going to, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun to be there, but it could be boring
Speaker 1: if you're with bad people. But I think it's like
Speaker 1: the people that you're with that make it fun.
Speaker 2: That's what you make it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're with people and you have fun, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3: I reckon as well, Like we should talk about the
Speaker 3: fact that one of the airbnbs was seventy seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were going on and looking because that's the
Speaker 1: other fucked thing about Coachella. So it's at like a
Speaker 1: golf course, like it's on a golf sort of thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because there's so many golf courses in
Speaker 1: that suburb, Palm Springs, and so like to get like
Speaker 1: because it's in a suburb, Like you walk out of
Speaker 1: the gates of Coachella and it just houses like you're
Speaker 1: in suburbia.
Speaker 2: This is like blowing my mind.
Speaker 1: But then all the big hotels are like thirty kilometers away,
Speaker 1: so you get all the big buses.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you want to book any of the
Speaker 1: houses that are just like around the outskirts, like in
Speaker 1: walking distance of the festival, they're literally like minimum ten
Speaker 1: grand US for a weekend, but they go up to yeah,
Speaker 1: like seventy seven grand We saw one the other day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's surely where like the David Doe Bricks would stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, which how do we become friends with him?
Speaker 3: Actually podcast exclusive really because it's probably old news now.
Speaker 3: But like a couple of weeks ago, I went out
Speaker 3: to dinner with Toby to Mateo in Double Bay, and uh,
Speaker 3: this guy walks past and goes into the bathroom and
Speaker 3: I was like, that looked like David do Brick. And
Speaker 3: then he walked back out and I glanced back over
Speaker 3: at him again and I'm like, no, like that really
Speaker 3: does look like David Dobrick. And Toby turned around and
Speaker 3: locked eyes with him and then turned back around and.
Speaker 2: Goes, holy fuck, that is David do Brick.
Speaker 3: And David Dobrick was just having dinner and double By
Speaker 3: doing here fun. But you know what, we're watching his
Speaker 3: because we were like, we'll confirm, and we did because
Speaker 3: then I saw one of my friends who I know
Speaker 3: is friends with him, and they were out to dinner
Speaker 3: together and he was with a big bunch of people.
Speaker 2: But anyway, we were.
Speaker 3: Checking his snapchat but he was like in la at
Speaker 3: a museum one hour ago, but he's sitting right there
Speaker 3: in Sydney.
Speaker 1: So like posting old contents, posting, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: how that works.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Have you seen on the snapchats, like Chloe Kardashian and
Speaker 3: stuff posting like a hundred stories.
Speaker 1: I don't snapchat, but I've seen people talking on TikTok
Speaker 1: about it that, like the Kardashian snapchats are all weird
Speaker 1: and it's like someone else is just posting on their behalf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like really just.
Speaker 1: For revenue, like you're going to just to keep the
Speaker 1: account going for sure, keep making money.
Speaker 3: But Koe especially will post like a hundred a day
Speaker 3: and it will just be the most random shit. In fact,
Speaker 3: let me go on right now and I'll tell you
Speaker 3: exactly what's on her snapchat today because I can guarantee
Speaker 3: it's going to be cooked, like this is on Chloe
Speaker 3: Kardashian's story today, Like I know we are.
Speaker 1: Speaking of gas.
Speaker 2: What what.
Speaker 1: You this morning at the hotel?
Speaker 2: Hey? You last night going to bed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you still never farted in front of agent?
Speaker 1: Now? I do all the time now, oh okay, But
Speaker 1: I hadn't farted in front of AJ for like five years,
Speaker 1: Like we were five years into the relationship and I
Speaker 1: just thought it was too far gone. But then one
Speaker 1: day I just thought, fuck it, I'm doing it. Just
Speaker 1: let it rip.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I just fought all the time in front of him.
Speaker 1: He has never fared in front of me.
Speaker 2: That's wild.
Speaker 1: But I've heard him far in his sleep, okay, so
Speaker 1: like I have heard him fart, but he just doesn't
Speaker 1: do it intentionally, whereas I just go and I love it.
Speaker 1: I crack up every time and he never laves.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about the uh this morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh not me? You're you this morning and what you
Speaker 2: had to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I went to the toilet. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: really that big of a deal. Okay, So I had
Speaker 1: to go to the toilet this morning, and like when
Speaker 1: I go to the toilet, like number two, no matter
Speaker 1: where I am, I always put toilet paper down first,
Speaker 1: like so there's no splashing, no skitties. And I did
Speaker 1: that this morning, but there still was skitties. And then
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what do you do when you're in
Speaker 1: a hotel and there's some skitties in the bowl? There's nothing?
Speaker 1: And I get why there's nothing to clean it with
Speaker 1: because it's almost gross when there is a toilet brush
Speaker 1: in a hotel, Because can you imagine how many people
Speaker 1: have used that, but like, what do you do? So
Speaker 1: I just laid some more toilet paper on top of it.
Speaker 3: I go into the and there's this mahal of toilet
Speaker 3: paper rimmed around the and like built up like a
Speaker 3: little tepee, which I've just taken one aimac.
Speaker 2: It's ripped.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do. What would you do in
Speaker 1: that situation? Would you just leave the skitties in the
Speaker 1: open for me to look at? I thought I was
Speaker 1: trying to cover them up, And I even let you know,
Speaker 1: I left skitties in the toilet and put toilet paper on.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do to clean it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck were we talking about before this snapchat?
Speaker 3: Let me take you through what she's got in there today.
Speaker 3: She's got a selfie. Oh, she's got an inspirational quote.
Speaker 3: Another inspirational quote, a throwback to literally like I want
Speaker 3: to say, ten years ago. Another selfie, A hot air balloon,
Speaker 3: Another hot air balloon, another hot like look howing like
Speaker 3: this is Britney.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. One, two, three, four, five, six six.
Speaker 1: Post it to keep the account active, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: they're getting monetized.
Speaker 2: This is a child, this is a dog.
Speaker 3: More inspirational quotes, rainy days in La like Chloe Kardashian
Speaker 3: isn't posting this like someone's.
Speaker 1: They've got a little assistant there.
Speaker 3: And then this is Chloe, Chloe Kardashian, but she's posted
Speaker 3: this time last year Kim in Paris Fashion Week, and
Speaker 3: then she's posted photos of Kim.
Speaker 2: If I were Kim, I've begun, bitch.
Speaker 3: I don't care that you're my sister, Get my fucking
Speaker 3: up face off your monetized Snapchat and stop making money
Speaker 3: off my photos. So that's what's happening on Chloe Kardashian
Speaker 3: snapped out, where were we going with this? I've forgotten.
Speaker 3: We went started talking about, oh, David do Brick, Coachell,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Coachella, just stay with Yeah, we got to
Speaker 3: stay with David do Brick. That's where we were at,
Speaker 3: won't we? So anyway, I should have the point of
Speaker 3: all of that was to say I should have gone
Speaker 3: up and introduced myself because then we could have stayed
Speaker 3: with David do Brick at Coachella in the seventy seven
Speaker 3: thousand dollars Airbnb.
Speaker 1: So what I was trying to say is we want
Speaker 1: to become friends with David do brick just so he
Speaker 1: can get an airbnb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but I don't think he's in anyone's good.
Speaker 1: Books at the Limany, so maybe not.
Speaker 3: Oh also sorry, apologies, but also I don't really give
Speaker 3: a shit. Everyone got angry at me about promoting mister
Speaker 3: Beast on the podcast and saying what a good show
Speaker 3: it was, because apparently there's all this drama and he's
Speaker 3: a horrible person. And guess what, I'm not looking into it.
Speaker 3: I can't be bothered.
Speaker 2: The show's good. I'm going to wait.
Speaker 1: Haven't watched watch like those first three episodes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I kept watching. Holy shit, they do the trolley problem.
Speaker 3: You know the trolley problem where it's like, if there's
Speaker 3: if there's a train going towards three people on one
Speaker 3: track and there's one on the other track, a person
Speaker 3: one person on the other track, do you like pull
Speaker 3: it to kill the one person or let it go
Speaker 3: and kill the three person?
Speaker 2: What would you do? What would you do in that situation?
Speaker 1: So wait, there's three people on one track and one
Speaker 1: person on the other, and two trains coming at no.
Speaker 3: One train coming towards towards the three people. But if
Speaker 3: you change the tracks, it'll go onto the other track
Speaker 3: and kill the one person. So would you rather kill
Speaker 3: the three people or the one people?
Speaker 1: Am I in the three people?
Speaker 2: No? But the train is going towards.
Speaker 1: One best friend or three? About three people? Or are
Speaker 1: the three people my besties too?
Speaker 2: No? None, you don't know any of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just get rid of the three then, truly?
Speaker 3: Wait, are we talking about the game or are we
Speaker 3: talking about the trolley problem in real life? You're talking
Speaker 3: about the game. You're talking about the show. Oh you're
Speaker 3: talking about the show. No, but the actual problem is Yeah,
Speaker 3: three people and one person, so you've got to change
Speaker 3: the tracks to kill one person as opposed to three,
Speaker 3: And what would you do? And most people would be like, well,
Speaker 3: it actually depends, but I guess most people first instinct
Speaker 3: would be like, oh, I change it to go on the.
Speaker 1: One so then only one person goes. But if you
Speaker 1: want to win, don't you want more people to leave?
Speaker 3: No, we're not talking about mister Beasts games. We're talking
Speaker 3: about just the problem in general. Fuck the games off.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why I pick what would you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know that you'd pick one people getting killed? Just
Speaker 1: get one person killed?
Speaker 3: See not me, I'm not interfering with fate. I'm not
Speaker 3: taking someone else's life. My thing is that train is
Speaker 3: already going to kill those three people. If and right now,
Speaker 3: if I do nothing to someone else, I choose to
Speaker 3: put on to someone else, I've actually like murdered that
Speaker 3: person in my mind. Anyway, I go, I made that
Speaker 3: choice to do that. If the train's already coming, that's
Speaker 3: got nothing to do with me, and it kills three people, well,
Speaker 3: that's got nothing to do with me. Fate has taken
Speaker 3: its has made its choice. But me changing fate and
Speaker 3: turn and turning that to make the train go to
Speaker 3: the one person there you go with that shows all
Speaker 3: my responsibility.
Speaker 2: True. So whenever I've been asked that, I go, I'm
Speaker 2: not touching a damn fucking thing. I don't want to
Speaker 2: play god no, as I.
Speaker 1: Spoke about in a couple of pods ago. Obviously, I
Speaker 1: am back on YouTube, which is very exciting. I'm still
Speaker 1: waiting for you to come back. And I've uploaded like
Speaker 1: four or five videos by this point, I don't know
Speaker 1: how many. And The Kicker is my first video that
Speaker 1: I uploaded back, which is the one that's got the
Speaker 1: most views. It's got like sixty thousand views. It's not
Speaker 1: monetized because it has a freaking that song in the background.
Speaker 1: So YouTube is like really on that. If there is
Speaker 1: a smidge of like a song, it will like turn
Speaker 1: monetized off. So that's my bad. But every other video
Speaker 1: I've uploaded since my first one back has been monetized
Speaker 1: because I've finally got accepted to be a partner, and
Speaker 1: I have made way more money in the three weeks
Speaker 1: than I thought I would because we haven't been like
Speaker 1: YouTube partners for how many years now, and I thought
Speaker 1: I'd make like twenty dollars a month or something to
Speaker 1: start with. But in the three weeks that I've been back,
Speaker 1: I've made one thousand, two hundred and one dollars Australian
Speaker 1: wow in three weeks, And I'm like, this is way
Speaker 1: better than I thought. And I'm just going to let
Speaker 1: it pile up and sit there in the account. And
Speaker 1: then did I already speak on the pot about how
Speaker 1: I want to like do cool things like I'm hoping
Speaker 1: that I can, Like I'm going to do different stuff
Speaker 1: all the time, whether it's like one month, I'm going
Speaker 1: to donate it all or I'm going to save it
Speaker 1: for three months and do something else. But I hope
Speaker 1: that the channel can grow more and more so that
Speaker 1: I can like host a big event or something one time,
Speaker 1: like for everyone that watches a YouTube channel. But what
Speaker 1: do you reckon? The first thing that I should do
Speaker 1: is and when God, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You can't put me on the spot like this at
Speaker 3: nine eighteen am.
Speaker 1: Drinks for Coachella. Drinks for Coachella. Yeah, or like I
Speaker 1: wonder if I should set like goals and then like
Speaker 1: when it gets to three thousand dollars, then I do
Speaker 1: X and then I might save another two thousand. Because
Speaker 1: this is more than I ever thought here. I was
Speaker 1: thinking it was gonna be like one hundred dollars a
Speaker 1: month to start with, and I might be able to
Speaker 1: do like one hundred dollar giveaway or a one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars charity donation. But it's twelve hundred dollars in three weeks.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you're convincing me more and more to start
Speaker 3: that YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nothing like a bet. Again, I reckon your CPM.
Speaker 2: What's your CPM?
Speaker 1: The other day it was like four dollars forty.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Mine was never more than twenty three cents,
Speaker 3: So it's like, but maybe.
Speaker 1: It's different now. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, depends, so the CPM comes from who's advertising, well,
Speaker 3: id's being shown, so some like like if it's a
Speaker 3: if it's like let's say Neurofin, they would have to
Speaker 3: pay more, I'm assuming, as opposed to like Australia posts
Speaker 3: who wouldn't pay as much or do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? I don't know, and I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 3: like I mean, this is just my own opinion, but
Speaker 3: I think because I'm gay, like, there are certain advertisers,
Speaker 3: especially ten years ago, who would have ticked the box
Speaker 3: to say do not promote on LGBT plus.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Restart it and see, because like it's such a different
Speaker 1: media landscape now than a decade ago. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: been that long since we've earned money on here. It's
Speaker 1: so different. And yeah, I can't find in my analytics
Speaker 1: right now where I find like the how much you
Speaker 1: get paid for every one thousand views? The other day
Speaker 1: it was four dollars forty I was like, what I
Speaker 1: swear back in the day, it was like twenty cents.
Speaker 1: So maybe it's a different platform or you said, maybe
Speaker 1: they're enticing me at the start, so I keep going.
Speaker 2: That's probably the biggest thing is they're like, she's.
Speaker 3: Back, and let's pay her high high to get her hooked.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna I'm gonna keep everyone involved anyway, and
Speaker 1: I need to figure out what the first thing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and you know what, Hannah, that's such
Speaker 3: a good idea. Like as soon as you said because
Speaker 3: you know, I need a purpose to do things, as
Speaker 3: soon as you were like, you should do it as
Speaker 3: like a social experience, like it should be like a
Speaker 3: social experiment for me, and be like, well, here we
Speaker 3: got to let's give it a guard and see see
Speaker 3: what's different from ten years ago. Because I would be
Speaker 3: very surprised if I made that kind of and had
Speaker 3: that kind of CPM and made that kind of money,
Speaker 3: I would be very very surprised because it was never
Speaker 3: like that. Even back in the day, everyone else was
Speaker 3: making thousands and thousands of dollars and I was like,
Speaker 3: here's me with my oh, I only made forty two
Speaker 3: dollars this month, which is great, love it, but also
Speaker 3: fuck off when everyone else is earning tens of thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars a month, and all my friends are decked
Speaker 3: out in designer. Not you, but all my now other
Speaker 3: friends back in the day decked out in design or
Speaker 3: I'm going, how are you making all this money? We've
Speaker 3: got the same amount of followers, We've got the same
Speaker 3: amount of views.
Speaker 2: Well, who knows? It's a mystery? Have I ever told that?
Speaker 2: I've told the story on the podcast.
Speaker 3: About the YouTube channel and whatnot, have an eye and
Speaker 3: how I did the petition and et cetera.
Speaker 2: Et cetera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you will know the story anyway, So whatever it
Speaker 3: is worth.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can ask in the broadcast channel what the
Speaker 1: first thing I should do for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've got no idea, honestly, sorry, not much help.
Speaker 3: It's too early for me. My brain doesn't function till
Speaker 3: three pm. You need a pre workout, working three till five, Okay,
Speaker 3: can you say you're line?
Speaker 1: Well that's another episode done and dusted, mate.
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Speaker 2: Anyone actually listening to this? I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: better let you go.
Speaker 3: Joe gotta go clean your skid marks off for toilets