Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swun Show.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're here. We know that it's a public holiday
Speaker 2: in most cities and states in Australia, but here we are, Jack.
Speaker 3: We are alive with you. My voice is just holding
Speaker 3: on twenty yes, and you are.
Speaker 2: Fresh from the Gold Coast. You were an MC at
Speaker 2: a wedding. Is that why you've lost your voice?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is. It is a lot of singing.
Speaker 3: You know me. When I have enjoyed a few drinks,
Speaker 3: I scream karaoke.
Speaker 2: Of course you do.
Speaker 4: But it was amazing. The weather there was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Did Natasha Beddingfield maker an appearance?
Speaker 4: Obs my go to? How was your weekend?
Speaker 2: It was very, very relaxed, Actually it was really nice.
Speaker 2: I watched some Telly, I sat very quietly for a
Speaker 2: while and I read two pages of a book. That's
Speaker 2: a win for me.
Speaker 4: Is a win? What's what's your book? Pile called again
Speaker 4: the pile of optimism?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the pile of I never get to it,
Speaker 2: but I will never be negative about.
Speaker 4: Hey, we've got a massive show for you.
Speaker 3: Tickets to Kylie Minogue Inside the bum Bag in Chrissie's Quizzy.
Speaker 3: After three and next we're bringing back Taste dot Com.
Speaker 3: One of our favorite segments it is making its triumphant
Speaker 3: return is Happy Monday on the Christies One Show, The
Speaker 3: Crissiest One Show.
Speaker 2: And it's Monday, it's public holiday sort of everywhere in Australia,
Speaker 2: and we know that you're going to be thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: what am I going to cook for dinner?
Speaker 4: Chris come.
Speaker 3: Say the strawbery doesn't go in the business.
Speaker 4: To get it wrong and says the time dot Com.
Speaker 2: When I get a spare ten minutes, I like to
Speaker 2: troll taste dot com dot a you not only for
Speaker 2: the recipes, but also for the reviews.
Speaker 4: After you've introduced me to this.
Speaker 3: Sometimes at night, if I'm bored by my TV show,
Speaker 3: I do this and you.
Speaker 2: I don't blame you. You always find some goal.
Speaker 4: You've got to look for the one or two stars.
Speaker 2: That's it. And then I mean, look, if you're listening
Speaker 2: taste dot com dot are you, can you please put
Speaker 2: a filter on where you can sort by reviews because
Speaker 2: I want to only see the zero in one stay.
Speaker 2: For example, this one quick Sanchoi Bao recipe, what are
Speaker 2: the great Chinese favorites?
Speaker 4: And pretty easy ro fairly.
Speaker 2: Easy but also turns out easy to stuff up. Lisa kins,
Speaker 2: how to go of it? She says, terrible. No taste
Speaker 2: needs something. The fried noodles ruined it. We had to
Speaker 2: discard an order burritos, and even they were average on
Speaker 2: Uber Eats, they forgot the guacamole. So the recipe is bad.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you that Uber Eats that's a separate complaint. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a separate complaint.
Speaker 4: Sorry, babe, go back to the app and complain there.
Speaker 2: But I understand how furious you are. I had a
Speaker 2: cooking file recently and it really ruined my week.
Speaker 4: What was it it was?
Speaker 2: Do you remember I talked to you about oh, fried noodles.
Speaker 2: I made fried noodles with beef, and I followed it
Speaker 2: and then I looked at it and I went to peg,
Speaker 2: I can't eat this, and she said, it looks like
Speaker 2: something that the dog has spewed up on the lawn.
Speaker 2: And I had to throw the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Away, same as lay.
Speaker 2: Correct. Right, let's move on to sweet potato and yoki
Speaker 2: with pesto. We know that you're wondering what you're going
Speaker 2: to cook tonight. I don't think it's going to be
Speaker 2: this Sarah Jane says, I saw this recipe and it
Speaker 2: looked good, so I gave it a go. Unfortunately, it
Speaker 2: was way too floury and no one ate it. I
Speaker 2: don't add the roasted sweet potato because I felt that
Speaker 2: that was already more than enough in it. What a
Speaker 2: waste of sweet potato, basil, olive oil and my time.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, Sarah Jane, if you're listening, slide
Speaker 2: into our DMS because I made yoki last week, no
Speaker 2: this week, and it was amazing and easy.
Speaker 4: Have a recipe.
Speaker 2: It's a recipe, of course, I made some tweaks. Let's
Speaker 2: move on to one of my personal favorites, best best
Speaker 2: ever macaroni cheese. Everybody knows that my recipe is the best.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing here knitting and agrees
Speaker 2: with me. This recipe needs a lot of changes to
Speaker 2: make it worthy of its name. More garlic, more seasoning,
Speaker 2: and a cheese with a much stronger flavor for a start. Now,
Speaker 2: I looked up what cheese the recipe calls for mozzarella cheese.
Speaker 2: That is the worst cheese to use.
Speaker 4: It's a great cheese, but not for a mac and cheese.
Speaker 2: It's so neutral flavored.
Speaker 4: What would you recommend form macaca.
Speaker 2: Read lester and a handful of proper grated parmesan. They're
Speaker 2: gutsy cheeses. Let's finish with the one pot fish coconut curry.
Speaker 2: I feel like the mistake you've made there is even
Speaker 2: clicking on this.
Speaker 4: What an awful dish.
Speaker 2: If someone I would just I would throw that out absolutely,
Speaker 2: and the zan Rob gave it one star. Basically this
Speaker 2: seems okay, but where is the curry capitals? Not a
Speaker 2: drop in the recipe? Why call it a curry? It
Speaker 2: needs at least a tablespoon of curry powder added. Very
Speaker 2: poorly done.
Speaker 4: Isn't she right? Like there should be some curry in that, right?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 4: Is that not what works?
Speaker 2: There's got to be something like it a curry leaf
Speaker 2: or some garamasala or some timmerick. There's no kick there
Speaker 2: at all?
Speaker 4: Can you say garamsala?
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Speaker 2: Do you know what a push present is?
Speaker 4: Yes? I do.
Speaker 2: Why do you know?
Speaker 3: Because I see people posting about them. It's a little
Speaker 3: bit like ghosh.
Speaker 2: I agree, and I feel like it's quite a new thing.
Speaker 2: Right Like, I had my first baby nearly sixteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it?
Speaker 4: That's nuts?
Speaker 2: I mean again, I want to remind you I'm somebody's mother.
Speaker 2: It's bizarre. Anyway, I had leos nearly sixteen years ago,
Speaker 2: and I feel like they were just I just started
Speaker 2: hearing the words push present.
Speaker 3: Got it because if I brought up that term around
Speaker 3: my parents, they would laugh at me.
Speaker 4: We're how ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There's a lot about it I don't like, and it
Speaker 2: starts with the words push present. It's I I just
Speaker 2: don't like it. And also, what do you need a
Speaker 2: present for?
Speaker 4: Also, aren't you pushing out your present?
Speaker 2: Well, children have their own gift, that is true. But
Speaker 2: also I just think it's bizarre because you know what
Speaker 2: I'm like with motherhood. Billions of people do it every day. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: it's it's hard and it's challenging, and you know, everyone's
Speaker 2: journey is different. It happens every day to women all
Speaker 2: over the world. I don't know, it's like getting a
Speaker 2: present for learning to walk, or it's like a human thing.
Speaker 4: We all do it, or a lot of us do
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels a little bit to Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I didn't get a push present, and it was
Speaker 2: never even a topic of conversation. The closest I got
Speaker 2: to a push present was when i'd finished having kids,
Speaker 2: so I had my three. I went to a jewelry
Speaker 2: designer called Caspartington, who I really love, and I've never
Speaker 2: had a fancy piece of jewelry my whole life, and
Speaker 2: I bought myself a ring that signifies each of the
Speaker 2: kids got it, and I wear them in a stack.
Speaker 2: They're a bit big now.
Speaker 3: But I love that idea though, because that has some
Speaker 3: sentiment to it as well. It's not just like I
Speaker 3: want a carts Yeah, I love bracelet. It's like, no, no,
Speaker 3: there's something there that like signifies what you just did
Speaker 3: three times.
Speaker 2: And you know I'm their mother. I congratulated myself for
Speaker 2: being that person.
Speaker 3: I will say, though, like I've got mates that I
Speaker 3: know like trying to get them and push for them,
Speaker 3: and I'm like I'm all for it. If you can
Speaker 3: get one out of your husband or boyfriend or girlfriend
Speaker 3: or wife.
Speaker 2: Please, So it just feels weird people eating cars and anyway,
Speaker 2: the reason we're talking about it is because we have
Speaker 2: found a Reddit thread. This guy wants to know. Am
Speaker 2: I a monster for telling my wife she's not worthy
Speaker 2: of what she's asking for for her push present. The
Speaker 2: whole not worthy thing is a bizarre way to say it,
Speaker 2: because everybody's worthy of everything. This guy says, my wife
Speaker 2: and I've been together for five years, she's pregnant with
Speaker 2: our first baby. She is asking for a push present.
Speaker 2: And at first this guy didn't even know what that meant,
Speaker 2: which is fair because it feels like a bit of
Speaker 2: a money grab, like a wishing well wedding oh ye,
Speaker 2: getting the bin. Anyway, it's basically a thank you gift
Speaker 2: to the woman who brought the child into the world.
Speaker 2: He said to her, the baby is your gift, and
Speaker 2: she said, but what about a nice new car? That
Speaker 2: seems extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Also, like, unless your husband is a CEO earning five
Speaker 3: MILLI year, asking him for a car is a lot.
Speaker 2: It is a lot. And also that's a family gift.
Speaker 3: That's something that I think is often as well discussed
Speaker 3: at the start of the pregnancy or before, like do
Speaker 3: we have a car that can fit the baby or
Speaker 3: the two kids?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and then you get that that's not a gift.
Speaker 4: No, that's a lifestyle thing you need, that's almost a necessity.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if I was buying somebody a push present, I
Speaker 2: would be very creative. I think what would you get,
Speaker 2: Like I would like to get, we know, one of
Speaker 2: those clowns. What I'd like to buy someone for no
Speaker 2: reason and just see their face when they open it.
Speaker 2: Those clowns that you get at the carnival that you
Speaker 2: got to put their mouth, but like to put a
Speaker 2: ball in their mouth. Imagine that if you have a sweetheart,
Speaker 2: I brought you an amazing present and they open it
Speaker 2: and then the present for you is their stunned reaction.
Speaker 4: You know, I'd be angry.
Speaker 2: Did you get a push present? How creative was yours?
Speaker 2: Did you have input into it?
Speaker 3: Or did you not get one? And you're really furious
Speaker 3: and angry about it. I'd love to hear that as well.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're talking push presents. If you don't know what they are.
Speaker 2: It's the gift you get for pushing out the baby.
Speaker 2: And I've never had a push present. But equally, I've
Speaker 2: never pushed out a baby because I had.
Speaker 4: Too much to push sun Roof baby.
Speaker 2: Who would mine be caught? Would my gift be called?
Speaker 2: If I ever got one?
Speaker 4: They are a Sunroof surprise. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it very twenty four ten? What was your
Speaker 2: push present?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Michelle?
Speaker 7: Hi? Guys?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 2: Would you get?
Speaker 7: I got an eternity ring because we had our first
Speaker 7: baby and our first wedding anniversary within like a week
Speaker 7: of each other.
Speaker 2: Wow. And what is an eternity ring. I've never been
Speaker 2: given any jewelry. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 7: It's the third band with like an engagement ring wedding band,
Speaker 7: and I guess it just means, like on top of
Speaker 7: getting married, that you'll be together for eternity. But I
Speaker 7: think most people get it, like for a first child
Speaker 7: or after ten years, but having two anniversaries and birth
Speaker 7: like a birth together. We I just got it.
Speaker 2: And how long were you engaged for Michelle before.
Speaker 7: We got married? We were engaged. I think it was
Speaker 7: about three years.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you've had your husband has had three very
Speaker 2: expensive trips to Bevil's the jewelers in a very short
Speaker 2: period of time.
Speaker 3: Michelle, did you ask for the push president? Like, did
Speaker 3: you kind of angle that you wanted something? Or did
Speaker 3: he do it off his own whim?
Speaker 7: He brought it up. I think just because of the
Speaker 7: way social media is, he knew about it as well.
Speaker 7: And I was never going to say no totally.
Speaker 2: Did you get input? Like did you go into the
Speaker 2: jewelry store and say I'll have this?
Speaker 7: I gave options and let him.
Speaker 3: Cho pharmacy voucher for you, Michelle, let's go to mail.
Speaker 8: Oh guys, well she's lucky because I got nothing. My
Speaker 8: husband said that the baby was the present.
Speaker 2: Well I was going to say, you did get a living, breathing, crying,
Speaker 2: sleep depriving baby.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How did he break the news to you that that
Speaker 2: was your gift?
Speaker 8: Well? I was binging on. Well, my daughter was born
Speaker 8: in November twenty seventeen, and that was the year that
Speaker 8: I don't know if you remember or watched it, but
Speaker 8: young yummy mummy, this was one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's when they mummies.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And that's when you know they're getting their range.
Speaker 8: Rovers they're getting their jewelry, and I'm just going, yeah, cool,
Speaker 8: you know I'm going to get something dropping the hint
Speaker 8: to him, but no, he just said no, the baby
Speaker 8: was the present. And I'm like, cool, dude. Now I'm
Speaker 8: next year it's our ten year wedding anniversary, so I
Speaker 8: want that eternity ring.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, I'm just thinking about yummy mummies. Was there
Speaker 2: one on there from Brisbane who had like a doppelganger daughter, Margarita.
Speaker 8: Margarita yeah, yeah, from Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adelaide was it. And the daughter was dressed up
Speaker 2: in like Kuchu Dior and.
Speaker 8: Everything is because I follow her. She has her own
Speaker 8: Insta account and she has like all these burbery outfits
Speaker 8: and I'm like, yes, wow, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, that little kid gets more than you get
Speaker 2: for being torn in two. All right, good look for
Speaker 2: the eternity ring. Mel Let's finish me. Hi Katie, Hello.
Speaker 5: There, gorgeous people, How are you good?
Speaker 2: How long ago did you have your last child?
Speaker 5: Last child was seventeen years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow, and we're push presents even around then they.
Speaker 5: Were just sort of starting and mind you, this was
Speaker 5: my fourth child.
Speaker 4: And what did you get?
Speaker 5: I got a plasma TV.
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe that was a push present for
Speaker 2: your husband.
Speaker 5: Definitely, definitely, And that was sort of when they were
Speaker 5: all coming out big TV. Yes, we went from having
Speaker 5: a little TV to a big one.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I would have preferred a nice ring or something.
Speaker 2: It would have been a very exciting though, And in
Speaker 2: fantasy to your husband, maybe he got the whole sort
Speaker 2: of relevance of push wrong. Maybe you just meant, oh, so, oh,
Speaker 2: hang on, I thought I was supposed to push the remote.
Speaker 4: That's what it's for. Pharmacy voucher for UK.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show Monday, Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 2: You know when you see something on social media and
Speaker 2: you go, oh my god, I feel seen, but also
Speaker 2: I'm insufferable. Does that ever happen to you?
Speaker 3: Yes, when I see people flogging their holidays hardcore, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: we get it, and I'm like Jack, that is literally
Speaker 3: you on every trip you go on.
Speaker 2: And then talk about holding up a mirror.
Speaker 4: That's correct.
Speaker 2: I you know, the algorithms on those things are so incredible.
Speaker 2: They deliver exactly what you need to see when you
Speaker 2: need to see it. And I, as you know, I
Speaker 2: love eighties and nineties music. Right, I love all music.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, you've got a wealth of knowledge
Speaker 4: about music. I do.
Speaker 2: I love it and that's why I'm working at the
Speaker 2: radio station. Is like manner from heaven for me. But
Speaker 2: you know that every time a new song comes on
Speaker 2: and I hear something in it that I recognize, I
Speaker 2: bore you jack with the like with a deep dive
Speaker 2: into where the samples from? Who did it? I've done
Speaker 2: it with Lato, I've done it with everybody. I've done
Speaker 2: it with Eminem's Abra cadabra. That's a Steve millerban you
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 3: A couple of days ago, Tom our producer came in
Speaker 3: and said, oh, I love this new Katy Perry song.
Speaker 4: How vibe is it is? And you go, that's Crystal Waters. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's why it's vibe.
Speaker 2: It's a good song because it was originally a good song.
Speaker 2: GYC Woman, Where is Crystal Waters? That's what I want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know much about it.
Speaker 2: Whenever I say stuff like that, I find out that
Speaker 2: they died a very bad death. And how then I
Speaker 2: feel bad? But have a listen to this woman in
Speaker 2: America cutting down her son who likes the new kid
Speaker 2: LAROI song. I like, who is that she's tricking in here?
Speaker 4: That's not the original. This is the original.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hear that.
Speaker 4: She says it like you as well.
Speaker 2: You hear that she loves him into a false sense
Speaker 2: of security, going oh, I like this song to you,
Speaker 2: and she knows exactly where it's going. I want to
Speaker 2: add something to that. Player, the lead singer of player,
Speaker 2: who is the older song there is? I think Ron
Speaker 2: Moss who played Ridge Forester on on Bold and the Beautiful.
Speaker 2: So I believe that. I mean, look, I'll google it
Speaker 2: in a song. But you know, if not cool, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm going to back myself in. Now,
Speaker 2: let's move on to this unbelievable case of mistaken identity.
Speaker 2: I saw the headline and had to click on it.
Speaker 2: My sister is seeing a married man, and I got
Speaker 2: attacked because of her. Of course I had to read on.
Speaker 2: This is a set of identical twins. The good twin
Speaker 2: that was coming out of university. The bad twin is
Speaker 2: sleeping with a married man. The good twin was mistaken
Speaker 2: as the twin that was doing the dirty.
Speaker 4: How furious you would be at your sister, and the wife.
Speaker 2: Of the husband fully went.
Speaker 4: Her, Wow, I know, like hair pulling in a car park.
Speaker 4: That's so America.
Speaker 2: It's so America. The thing is, though I don't reckon,
Speaker 2: that's the first time I reckon. There is a bad
Speaker 2: that the bad twin has done that many many times,
Speaker 2: and this poor good twin has just had to deal
Speaker 2: with it. It's very awkward and confusing when you suffer
Speaker 2: a case of mistaken identity.
Speaker 4: I've never experienced it, have you? I have.
Speaker 2: I used to go to a restaurant every single week
Speaker 2: locally to my mum. He shouted, dinner right. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was like, you know, active forgiveness for moving out and
Speaker 2: becoming a grown up. Anyway, they're always very nice to me,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden they weren't very hostile. God,
Speaker 2: this is odd. After about three or four weeks of
Speaker 2: coming in and then being so rude to me, eventually
Speaker 2: the owner of the restaurant couldn't hold his tongue anymore,
Speaker 2: and he said, well, oh, it's okay for you to
Speaker 2: keep on coming back here and eating pasta, isn't it
Speaker 2: When you're calling up the local radio station saying that
Speaker 2: our food a hygiene practice is are tarr Yes, I went,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I'm on the radio, mate, I don't call them. This
Speaker 4: was before that. This was before oh really.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, this was just when I was a student
Speaker 2: and they thought for some reason that I was the whistleblower.
Speaker 4: And did they like profusely apologize to you.
Speaker 2: No, they did not, And I think they still believe
Speaker 2: it's me because I walked past that restaurant every single
Speaker 2: day and they still give me dirties. It's been thirty years.
Speaker 4: Speaking of mistaken identity, Delta.
Speaker 2: Terrible, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I'm mistaking.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you a very underrated track off that album,
Speaker 2: very underrated track Mistaken Identity.
Speaker 4: I don't know how good. And your favorite mistaken identity?
Speaker 2: My favorite is by the great Kim Kats Mistaken Dirty.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she didn't just sing Betty Davis eyes my friends, ha.
Speaker 1: Ha is the Chrissy Swans.
Speaker 2: You're slowly getting your mind back to work over the
Speaker 2: after the weekend. How's yours going.
Speaker 4: Jack, My mind's at about sixty seventy percent. I'd say
Speaker 4: it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Normally it's at about ten. Just before the news there,
Speaker 2: I mentioned that I thought Ron Moss, who played Ridge
Speaker 2: Forrester on Bold in the Beauty, was an original member
Speaker 2: of Player who sang that song Bareby Come Back Anyway.
Speaker 2: I was right, was absolutely spot on there.
Speaker 4: I mean, get the Gale gig on speaks and specs please.
Speaker 2: You know I've never done that show, never been how rude.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I think that they're afraid of my brilliance.
Speaker 4: We did talk about that with Mith Warhurst and she
Speaker 4: said she was going to look into it.
Speaker 3: Hey, that competition we were playing last week, Chrissy's Flippant Mix,
Speaker 3: it is back this week.
Speaker 2: Gosh, it's so much fun.
Speaker 3: It's so fun. Register by the Nova Player app. We'll
Speaker 3: be playing before four. But next in Chrissy's Quizzy, a
Speaker 3: double pass to see our gal. Kylie Minogue is inside
Speaker 3: the bum Bag. Kylie is back and bringing her attention
Speaker 3: to it to Australia for shows nationally, All tickets on sale.
Speaker 3: For details head to Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show and.
Speaker 2: Look, granted it is Monday, but it's not all bad.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: And the reason I say it's not all bad is
Speaker 2: because in today's Bumbag and Quzzy. There are Kylie Minogue tickets.
Speaker 3: She is Backswannie and she's bringing her attention to it
Speaker 3: to Australia for shows nationally.
Speaker 4: All tickets are on sale now. For details, head to
Speaker 4: front you touring dot com.
Speaker 2: Michael scale of one to ten. How bad do you
Speaker 2: want to see Kylie?
Speaker 8: And my wife loves Kylie.
Speaker 10: I'll be five husband of a year if I win this?
Speaker 4: Good on your Michael.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got everything. I've got everything behind you, Michael.
Speaker 2: But Kirsty also wants to get high. Kirsty, Hi, how
Speaker 2: we're going? I'm reading some words and I need to
Speaker 2: know what they mean. You have just been on an
Speaker 2: eighties cruise?
Speaker 10: Yes, we were just on an eighties cruise and they
Speaker 10: played and my boys are twenty one or nineteen and
Speaker 10: they just paid Kylie Minogue locomotion and the boys like.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? I want to go back to the eighties cruise?
Speaker 2: What does that involve?
Speaker 10: Well, we it was last minute for us, but very
Speaker 10: very planned by every single other person on the cruise.
Speaker 2: But was there like you know it's in the kitchen
Speaker 2: performing or just.
Speaker 10: Know there was people dressed up eighties. Every day there
Speaker 10: was a quit, trivia and parties and all to do
Speaker 10: with eighty.
Speaker 2: It sounds equal, path depressing and brilliant.
Speaker 4: Let's exactly all right.
Speaker 2: Let's get to the quiz. Coming down on me because
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with you, Kirsty. All right, Number one, it's
Speaker 2: the best of five guys. You know what the rules are.
Speaker 2: Question number one, who performed at yesterday as NRL Grand Final? Yes,
Speaker 2: Michael Lauri, it is the Kiddler Roy. Question number two,
Speaker 2: name one of the three states all territories enjoying labor
Speaker 2: the public holiday today? Yes, Michael. Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: are terrified of your wife. He really wants, all right,
Speaker 2: for the win, Michael basically stand aside. Kirsty. Okay, can
Speaker 2: you name this Kylie Minogue song? Oh my god, yes, Michael,
Speaker 2: for the win. If you get this right, your wife
Speaker 2: is going to be saying, oh my yes, what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's my favorite song. Oh god,
Speaker 2: I know it. Oh my god, it's only the great tensions.
Speaker 2: All right, start again.
Speaker 4: You're still in it, man, He points to Michael. Though, Michael,
Speaker 4: this next question is still for the win.
Speaker 2: Question Yeah, the sporting world. What does the acronym m
Speaker 2: l B stand for yes Michael, for the win.
Speaker 7: Major League Baseball CORECT.
Speaker 2: Your wife's going to be saying, oh, my dad have
Speaker 2: to be right there. Oh hid, she was so excited.
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Speaker 3: I can't believe there are even any left those one moment.
Speaker 4: Really do we want to do? An exodus could be
Speaker 4: really good social content.
Speaker 2: An exodus that means that we both just leave this
Speaker 2: studio and exorcism.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's Monday, it's a big weekend.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, we welcome the other.
Speaker 2: Team member on The Christy Swan Show to the microphone. Hello, Tom,
Speaker 2: good afternoon. I mean, if I had my way, you've
Speaker 2: been here all the time. But I know you've got
Speaker 2: work to do.
Speaker 9: I know, right, it's boring.
Speaker 2: Can you please, can you please tell the story again
Speaker 2: about you daring to leave the family home.
Speaker 4: I know it was a big decision. It was a
Speaker 4: big one.
Speaker 2: How many children are there? I am the second of four,
Speaker 2: as four, they're all at home.
Speaker 4: They're all at home.
Speaker 9: I was the first to move out, so I had
Speaker 9: to pave the way.
Speaker 2: You know, he loves a full nest, and you were
Speaker 2: the first, I was.
Speaker 9: I was, so there was a lot of pressure, but
Speaker 9: I moved out. I was, you know, I was dare
Speaker 9: I say, happy to be out of home.
Speaker 2: But were you scared to break the news being the
Speaker 2: first and having the family that you do?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah. I was like I had.
Speaker 9: I sat, we were having dinner, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 9: I'm just something to say, so we.
Speaker 4: Know you're gay. No, it was it was first.
Speaker 9: It was first, I'm looking at places and and I
Speaker 9: had to do it again when.
Speaker 4: I had actually found it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you broke it gently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did it softly, bread crumbed them a bit. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 9: And then you know, I'd been out of home, I
Speaker 9: reckon for a couple of months and I came home
Speaker 9: and Mum goes, I've got to show you something, and
Speaker 9: I went, oh, okay, great. She opens my door and
Speaker 9: she's turned.
Speaker 2: To your old bedroom.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 9: Well, actually, to be fair, there was a bit of
Speaker 9: shuffling around, but the spare bedroom in the house she
Speaker 9: turned into like a dressing room. But in the dressing room.
Speaker 9: It's like a mismatch of all sorts of things. So
Speaker 9: like she's got a clothes rack in there. She made
Speaker 9: my brother build a rack that she can hang her
Speaker 9: bags on.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's building stuff.
Speaker 9: But there in the other part of the room, it's
Speaker 9: just a single bed.
Speaker 2: There was a bit correct. The message was clear though,
Speaker 2: that you've left and you're not welcome back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, And there's no personal touch to your room or
Speaker 3: that room anymore. It is simple bed where anyone can sleep.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's you know, how did that
Speaker 4: make you feel?
Speaker 3: Because like I like to still know if things go
Speaker 3: wrong when not like after when I'm sick or after
Speaker 3: a big night and I can go back to mum
Speaker 3: and Dad's house and have my bedrooms.
Speaker 2: Is your childhood room still there?
Speaker 4: Obviously I've like kind of re remixed it, but yes
Speaker 4: it is. It's still there.
Speaker 9: Okay, this is what this is crazy because I was
Speaker 9: talking about it with people in the office and they're like, oh,
Speaker 9: my mom left my room as it is, Yeah, still
Speaker 9: there most people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's two there's two ways to go about it.
Speaker 2: The mother that clings on to the memory of that
Speaker 2: time and it's like a moresoleum a museum to her
Speaker 2: child and it's not touched. And then there's your.
Speaker 3: Mum thirteen twenty four to ten. What did your parents
Speaker 3: replace your room with when you moved out? I feel
Speaker 3: like it must happen a lot more than we think.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, And there's going to be a lot of craft.
Speaker 2: I think there's a craft from a sewing.
Speaker 4: Room screams midlife Crisis, the Crazy Swan.
Speaker 2: Show, and we're talking about how quickly your parents moved
Speaker 2: on when you moved out of home and turned your
Speaker 2: bedroom into something that you were not welcome in any more.
Speaker 2: High Stacy.
Speaker 6: Hello, guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was the last child to leave, and I
Speaker 8: think my mum had a big life crisis and turned
Speaker 8: my bedroom into an art studio.
Speaker 11: Ohy has never painted before?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now that is a well worn path because what
Speaker 2: she well can I give you an insight into what
Speaker 2: was going through her mind as probably a woman that
Speaker 2: was about my age at the time. She has spent
Speaker 2: so long parenting and identifying as a mother, and she's
Speaker 2: been waiting counting down the seconds for her last baby
Speaker 2: to leave the nest so that then she could be
Speaker 2: her true self. And weirdly, our true selves are often
Speaker 2: an artist, a soa you know, a Jim junkie, and
Speaker 2: that's what we co opted the room to become.
Speaker 3: I just would be so hurt, though, would you, Yes,
Speaker 3: because that's my safe place price and pharmacy voucher for
Speaker 3: you stay.
Speaker 2: Wendy would never do that.
Speaker 8: Never.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Gabby.
Speaker 2: Hi, Gabby, what happened when you moved out of home?
Speaker 4: OHI guys.
Speaker 6: I my dad turned my bedroom into a bonzo A
Speaker 6: nursery as a Bondi nursery, and my mother turned the
Speaker 6: spare room into a gym that she didn't use for
Speaker 6: fourteen years. Yes, and they told me really directly, once
Speaker 6: you moved out, you did not walk back through those doors.
Speaker 6: You can have a meal, you can come and visit.
Speaker 6: And I was sixteen. I'm fifty three now.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a long time ago, you know, when
Speaker 2: you were sixteen, Gabby, and they still turned it into
Speaker 2: a gym and a bon Sign nursery.
Speaker 6: They thought that I had it together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I was hurt. I must say, I've
Speaker 2: never heard of a bond Sign nursery that is had
Speaker 2: I and I haven't and you haven't seen.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: I love that so much. You've got father's voucher coming
Speaker 2: to you. Gaby. Let's finish with Jilly.
Speaker 5: Hello, Jill, hellogos, how are we good?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: What did your mom fill your old bedroom with when
Speaker 2: you moved out?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: What didn't she?
Speaker 11: It was her tupperware room.
Speaker 4: That is so great.
Speaker 2: How much tupperware did she have?
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, she had heap. She went to so
Speaker 11: many parties and it was if you buy this, you
Speaker 11: get this, and you get that. And she just kept
Speaker 11: buying it and didn't actually sit in the kitchen. So
Speaker 11: then she started piling it up. And then I moved
Speaker 11: out in the late eighties when I was seventeen, and
Speaker 11: she was still going to parties. And then she worked
Speaker 11: out if I became a consultant, I can get all
Speaker 11: this stuff. So even though she didn't need it, she
Speaker 11: brought it. She got it.
Speaker 4: How how they displayed, Jill, was it like on shelves
Speaker 4: or like tables or just on the floor.
Speaker 11: She had shelves, she had table, she had them on
Speaker 11: the floor, she had them color coordinated, she had this gostizes.
Speaker 11: It was insane, it was it was. Yeah, it was
Speaker 11: back when you're seventeen, you think, oh that's crazy. But
Speaker 11: now as a fifty ish I think, oh, how amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm thinking that now I'm thinking what I
Speaker 2: wouldn't give to get into that room and collect it
Speaker 2: all as well.
Speaker 4: I can give it another three years. You'll have a
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift room.
Speaker 2: My whole house is a Taylor Swift Road.
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