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Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the Fitzy Whipper podcast. And there's some

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Speaker 2: pretty relatable stuff in here, like what did you do

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Speaker 2: when you were working from home during a lockdown? I

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Speaker 2: still be doing it now. And a less relatable topic,

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Speaker 2: did you die except you didn't die and you were

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Speaker 2: brought back to life. Look, they can't all be winners,

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Speaker 2: but it's a great story.

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Speaker 1: It's all coming up. Guys, I'm cool dad. Don't gonna

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Speaker 3: Well, I was waiting for you to explain why I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just cool dad.

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Speaker 4: It's a bit like staying at the Quay Hotel. If

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Speaker 4: you've got to call it, you're not it's not true.

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Speaker 1: Why do they have five star written on the side,

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Speaker 1: Matt Because they want to tell everyone Mate, because it's

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Speaker 1: a selling point, because it's interesting and I am cool dad.

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Speaker 5: It's quite sad, isn't it that you have to declare

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Speaker 5: to the world that you're trying to be the cool dad.

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Speaker 1: You know what? We had parent teacher a night last night,

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Speaker 1: and you do it. I have zoom these days and

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Speaker 1: when we were talking were so true. Jack's teacher she said. Firstly,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say how excited the boys were

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Speaker 1: when you broke the world record for the longest hout

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Speaker 1: whales track. That's nice. And they came in, they bought

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Speaker 1: the certificate. They were so excited and they haven't stopped

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Speaker 1: I had my cool Dad t shirt on at the time, and.

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Speaker 3: The hat kids think you're cool.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem, said, I want mine to believe that

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Speaker 1: I am. When I was Trump the other day, and

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Speaker 1: you know what happened. I well, I had to make

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Speaker 1: him out Dad great again.

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Speaker 5: Had on.

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Speaker 1: Didn't work either. We're going to get those printed. But

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Speaker 1: when the dad Chris who joined us on the show,

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Speaker 1: turned up to pick up his kid and the Dolorean,

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Speaker 1: I very quickly lost my title and and upset me.

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Speaker 1: But you know the effort I've gone to because the

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Speaker 1: other day I went on Friday, I went to pick

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Speaker 1: up Jack as Spider Man and the boys loved it,

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Speaker 1: although it did not Trump the Dolorean. Have a listen.

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Speaker 1: Spider Man is here. Spider Man has come to get

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Speaker 1: ted Jack. You are so cool? Hey, what do you

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Speaker 1: think I look cool? Spider Man arrived at school.

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Speaker 4: How cool was that?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 7: Was it cool?

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Speaker 1: Tell me this? What's more exciting? The Doloreate or Spider Man?

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Speaker 1: The Lloyd Let's go Horrible Afternoon? That was we threw

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Speaker 1: it out there yesterday. I need you help, guys. What

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Speaker 1: do I do? How do I win this title back?

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Speaker 1: We've got some calls coming through. What about superheroes? Did

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Speaker 1: I go wrong with Spider Man? You bagged me and

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Speaker 1: said Spider was a bit off these days? You know

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Speaker 1: a Spider Man, guys.

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Speaker 5: And no one's really into.

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Speaker 3: Spider He's the lamest of the hero The man is

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Speaker 3: where you should be playing.

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Speaker 1: What can I do? Guys? Help me out here at Lance,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Who should I go to school?

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Speaker 1: Dressed as well?

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Speaker 8: I came in the other day as Elton Jack.

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Speaker 9: I think you should go as well.

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 10: Every everybody. All kids love.

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Speaker 11: Elbum, especially if you're singing Crocodile Rock.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I remember you, Lance, You're here not long ago?

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Speaker 10: What we'd have a grab of him?

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Speaker 1: He was good.

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Speaker 5: It was really good.

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Speaker 1: I remember Lance when you're in here too. But the

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Speaker 1: thing is, and what's going on in Jack's class as well,

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Speaker 1: is they're right into their music. They're encouraged to bring

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Speaker 8: Yeah, look, the Classics never die.

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Speaker 7: I mean that that always works and good sucking.

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Speaker 8: You know, Elton so over the top that the kids

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Speaker 1: All right, let's listen.

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Speaker 5: El what was that called the crocodile roll?

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Speaker 3: You've really sad that Elton John's about to do a

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Speaker 8: So that would yes, right, I didn't hear about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have to update your playlist.

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Speaker 1: Well, Lance, if I could borrow your wig, maybe that's

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Speaker 1: the best thing. I mean, does that beat Spider Man?

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Speaker 1: Elton John? All the kids be confused, and security would

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Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Nina and Haymarket. You're an

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Speaker 5: impersonator to help us out in Nina? How can whip

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Speaker 12: Hey, guys, you've got to go to Batman. I've dressed

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Speaker 12: up as every character under the sun, and Batman always win.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Man always win because he's cool and he's sort

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Speaker 1: You know what, if there's one impersonation too. Listen to this,

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Speaker 1: I'm Batman. It's not that it's pretty good.

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Speaker 5: You know who you are? Very Bruce, Wayne as well,

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Speaker 5: let's he terrible?

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Speaker 1: I've never seen Batman.

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Speaker 3: He's very well, how have you never seen Batman?

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Speaker 1: They're actually really good films.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what? I don't think you deserve to

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Speaker 1: Hey, Nina, can you tell me? Are you sure Batman

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Speaker 6: Look, I don't know what.

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Speaker 12: It is, whether it's the K for the car, but

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Speaker 12: I've got a bunch of friends that do impersonations to

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Speaker 1: The other suggestion that was thrown around here in the

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know about Shrek on that one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Nina, So Batman strong vote on Batman for men.

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Speaker 3: It says very first time we brought this up, Batman

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Speaker 1: He's the only winner. But we need a batmobile Jimbo

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Speaker 8: Hello, hey boys, how are you good?

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Speaker 1: Jimbo? How can you help out?

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Speaker 8: Mate? My friend actually built a batmobile and he is

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Speaker 1: What do you mean he built a batmobile?

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Speaker 8: Carboy, former mechanic and he's absolutely slap together about Bill car,

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Speaker 5: Do you know what the actual car is, Jimbo?

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Speaker 8: I dare say it's some sort of holder number, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Having a real world Yeah, but hang on a minute, Jimbo. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So there's two different types of batmobiles as well, because

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Speaker 8: It's got everything you need. It's got the armor, the black,

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Speaker 5: It's not bad ship.

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Speaker 1: And could I driver?

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Speaker 2: Did you say, Jim Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but you know kids can be cruel. You don't

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Speaker 5: Cut out there. I mean, if we do get a

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Speaker 1: It'd be better than what your face turned into last

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Speaker 1: time you were Batman. You were swell, swollen man. That's

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Speaker 5: First time I found out I was allergic to latex? Tommy,

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Speaker 5: have we still got the Batman costume? You married?

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Speaker 10: He is still in the cupboard. It cost us a

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Speaker 1: That's what I remember those days. Okay, So, Jim Bait,

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Speaker 1: if I was to don the Batman outfit, right, do

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Speaker 8: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: And just to be clear, because I need everybody on

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, hands down, getting again fifty?

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Speaker 1: Where are you, by the way, Tommy Batman? Leno? Batman?

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Speaker 5: Just want all the catchphrase rebranding. Gym Well said, we

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Speaker 3: France is still having nine hundred deaths a day.

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Speaker 5: Germany's gone into a third way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So the cases in Brizil yesterday was seven? Is

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Speaker 4: It was no, No, no seven seven seven quarantine seven community.

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Speaker 4: They've just gone back as well. They're having two thousand

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Speaker 1: That was the thing. People feel like, if you've vaccinated,

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Speaker 5: there's a lot of elderly people in Queensland.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the reason we've only done five hundred thousand,

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Speaker 1: Issue work.

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Speaker 4: Their first shot by October, which given the fact that

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Speaker 5: It's Boris. Johnson is in a bit of trouble as

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Speaker 5: They've questioned him, what are you talking about? We're working

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Speaker 1: not bad? How do you hear about this? But and

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Speaker 5: Disagree that. I think, face to face, in that camaraderie

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Speaker 5: You do it from bed. You're not even getting out

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Speaker 5: Down It's quarter past seven. Now what are you doing

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Speaker 1: Accident?

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Speaker 5: And mate?

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Speaker 17: I just I'll go back to bed and then Jim.

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Speaker 5: I remember those times we any you'll fall in love

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Speaker 5: You have kids and you and it's all over. Mate.

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Speaker 1: Good luck, Anthony, enjoyed this moment while you've got it.

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Speaker 5: Tamara in Penrith. What's your work routine from home?

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Speaker 13: I wake up probably like quarter past seven, go to Starbucks,

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Speaker 3: What is your actual job?

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Speaker 13: I work in a call centers.

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Speaker 13: And I have teams on my phone as well, so

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Speaker 5: Have you been out of the house tomorrow, like down

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Speaker 5: I'm just I'm at home.

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 5: You know what? I do love about it here though,

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Speaker 3: But I'm going to go to the Swans game on

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Speaker 5: I love these stories and you only really see them

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Speaker 3: It's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? TV showing that translator and it's

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Speaker 3: You could pretty much set the colsing in Paris to

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Speaker 5: It's hard to it's hard to understand people from Bondos.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? I thought? There was an app

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Speaker 3: I think Google Translate does that.

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Speaker 3: Toe No, no, no, I think you can hear that voice. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: It's best just not to know.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen, did you bust someone with the language? Veronica?

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Speaker 5: And Bankstown? What happened when you got hungry? Veronica?

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's been a very proud moment. Veronica Sweet Relief.

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Speaker 9: Study that well, my kids were really proud.

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Speaker 5: all right easy from Dremoyne. What language could you understand?

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Speaker 8: And I was like, we these episode two of the

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Speaker 5: Just to raise your eyebrows and go really Anna in

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Speaker 5: to You?

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Speaker 15: Hey, guys, So my story is very similar to fifties.

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Speaker 15: So I'm for me and I go and get my

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Speaker 15: a particular shape, like square, round, And the lady proceeded

448
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Speaker 15: to talk to her colleague and said, it doesn't matter

449
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 15: what street by, while her pro nows it's still going.

450
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,359
Speaker 1: To look hideous love and what about the bombshell? What happened?

451
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 5: Then?

452
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 8: Oh?

453
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,879
Speaker 15: Well, you know, usually I would say thank you in

454
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 15: Vietnam's when I go okay, but because I really liked

455
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,640
Speaker 15: this place, I kind of just spit my tongue and yeah.

456
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 1: Well you will not make episode tonight on nine, not

457
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Speaker 1: featuring Anna.

458
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 5: Episode is not Leanne in Cambridge Gardens. What could your

459
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,600
Speaker 5: mum understanding Malta?

460
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 6: Then, so my family and I, when I was much younger,

461
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,360
Speaker 6: we were in Valletta and.

462
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 11: We, you know, looked like tourists.

463
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Speaker 6: We had the old video camera on our shoulder, and

464
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 6: my mom saw a guy throw some rubbish and he

465
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 6: missed the bin and his friend kind of looked at

466
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Speaker 6: him and said, you know, we're going to pick that up,

467
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 6: and the guy said no, I'm not, and mom turned

468
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 6: back to have a look at him, and the man

469
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,880
Speaker 6: looked at her in disgust and said to his friend,

470
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 6: look at that Shelley woman over there, you know watching

471
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 6: me and Mum turned around and gave him a godfull

472
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 6: in more tees and he just stood there.

473
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 13: I couldn't believe it.

474
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 1: Really great episode. Expensive to do because we're gonna have

475
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: to travel on the crew will be pretty big, but

476
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 1: really good translator.

477
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 5: That is great, Thank you very much. Susan's an interpreter, Susan,

478
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 5: what did you over hear?

479
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 11: I was sitting in court one day and I had

480
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Speaker 11: to be a witness for a job that I had

481
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Speaker 11: actually done, and they had two interpreters there. They were

482
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Speaker 11: standing right in front of me as I was sitting

483
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 11: down with one of the cops, and they were talking

484
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 11: about me, saying, how you know these young interpreters. You know,

485
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 11: I hear she's only about twenty four to twenty five,

486
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 11: you know, stayed out of the UNI. She couldn't have been good,

487
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 11: no wonder you know she's in court now. And actually

488
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 11: I wasn't even in court.

489
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 6: To defend myself.

490
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 11: I was just there as a witness being saying that, yeah,

491
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 11: I was the interpreter present, and they were bagging me

492
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Speaker 11: out back big time. Oh look, Elsie, you know like

493
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,959
Speaker 11: my father Scottish Italian, they were just bagging me up.

494
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: Did you say anything Susan.

495
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 11: I actually did. I turned around and I said to

496
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 11: them all, by the way, I think you're talking about me,

497
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 11: And they turned around and they were ashen face, and

498
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 11: suddenly they were very nice to me. Ever since then,

499
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 11: they've always avoided me.

500
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.

501
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: It's not sure about Susan. It's a bit of a

502
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: looking towards the end of the season. Maybe if we

503
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: need to filler or some extra maybe episode two. Do

504
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

505
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 3: No, not online bonus, an online bonus stranger.

506
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 5: Let's talk about people who were buried alive and how

507
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 5: they got out lot.

508
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,199
Speaker 1: Not dead dead or you've been pretty good on your

509
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 1: stings this morning, you've been a bit.

510
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,719
Speaker 5: Have we got a Queensland one? Is that in there

511
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Speaker 5: as well?

512
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 9: Yeah?

513
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 1: Queensland is good. The girl not really mean.

514
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 14: That.

515
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a couple of weeks off

516
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: at the end of this week.

517
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 5: Thank you, very yours. Okay, let's start. I mean this

518
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 5: was around before sophisticated medical equipment could actually get people

519
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 5: and help them out, Sarah, this is back in the

520
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 5: old days. Let's start with the first one. Actually, you

521
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 5: got you need some scary music as well as if

522
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 5: there is some in there. This one's called the Showmaker

523
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 5: in eighteen twenty two or forty year old German showmaker.

524
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 1: He's a shoemaker, Michael Schumacher.

525
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 5: Laid to rest, but there were questions about his death

526
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 5: from the start. Although the shoemaker's family confirmed he's passing,

527
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 5: he looked dead. They said, no one could detect any

528
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 5: stench or rigidly in rigidity, rigidity. He's very kicked in

529
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 5: in his body. Still. The funeral went on as planned,

530
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 5: but as the grave digger was dispersing the last shovelful

531
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 5: of dirt into the under the grave, he heard knocking them.

532
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've discussed this before on the show. Isn't this

533
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: where the term dead ringer comes from.

534
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 3: They touched the bell to your finger, didn't they so

535
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 3: you could, yes, if you'd woke up.

536
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it was for the wealthy. The normal couldn't

537
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: afford that kind of attachment to your coffin. There was

538
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: a hole through the coffin, rope went up and the

539
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: little bell sat above your grave.

540
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 5: In nineteen fifteen, Dunbar suffered a fatal attack of epilepsy.

541
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 5: Also everyone thought. After declaring her dead, doctors placed Dunbar's

542
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 5: body in a coffin and scheduled her funeral for the

543
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 5: next day so that her sister, who lived out of town,

544
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 5: would still be able to pay respects. But when Dunbar's

545
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 5: sister didn't travel fast enough, she arrived only to see

546
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 5: the last clods of dirt thrown atop of the grave.

547
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

548
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 5: This didn't sit well with Dunbar's sister, who wanted to

549
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 5: see s he won last time. She ordered that the

550
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 5: body be removed. When the coffin lid was open, Sie

551
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 5: sat up and smiled, and all the people around her

552
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 5: that is good.

553
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: Could you imagine Dunbar from House of Cards.

554
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 5: Philamina John Tree in eighteen sixty seven.

555
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 3: She's he really gone back, haven't you been? There's a

556
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: Philamina in there.

557
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: I don't think it's happened recently. We have done some

558
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: stories overseas. There's still stories too of people waking up

559
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: in maures getting around today, though it doesn't happen in Australia, says,

560
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: you pretty much know when they're dead.

561
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 3: We'd want to hope our medical professions up to snuff.

562
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: On that made of mine, who's a doctor, he said,

563
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: you can tell when someone's dead, because when you start

564
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: to listen to their heart, it just kind of bubbles away,

565
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: like there's a settling period when the heart stops it.

566
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 3: How many years did he study to tell you that

567
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: the heart stops?

568
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: From much documentary? Great?

569
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Speaker 5: What about this one? Frenchman, nineteen year old Angelo Hayes.

570
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 5: This is probably the most remarkable twentieth century instance of

571
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 5: alleged premature of burial. In nineteen thirty seven, he wrecked

572
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 5: his motorcycle. He drove it straight into a brick walls

573
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 5: there at day. His face was so disfigured that his

574
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 5: parents weren't allowed to view the body. After locating no pulse,

575
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 5: the doctors declared him dead and three days later he

576
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 5: was buried, but because of an investigation helmed by a

577
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 5: local insurance company, the body was dug up. Two days

578
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 5: after the funeral. He was still alive. He was only

579
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 5: in a.

580
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: Cheap homer, but severely disfigured.

581
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 5: Severely disfigured doesn't end too well.

582
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Hungry.

583
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 5: He was alive. Everyone celebrated, and then two days after

584
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 5: that he died.

585
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, I've kept him down there. Yeah, that

586
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: was much point digging him up. I mean, for insurance sure,

587
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: but really, and.

588
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 3: Do you have to pay twice?

589
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 5: Guys, I'm still here.

590
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: What did you do to save?

591
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 5: A couple of days later, he was bitten by a snake.

592
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: It was unfortunate when they shut the coffin that caught

593
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: him on the tempoint.

594
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 5: No, the other story is, and we've spoken about this before,

595
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 5: was the woman who was buried and then there was

596
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 5: a knock on the coffin. This was in Africa. Tommy

597
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 5: remembered this one, and she got up at the funeral,

598
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 5: she got out of the coffin. Everyone was freaking out

599
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 5: and she was in shock, ran out of the coffin,

600
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 5: straight out of the funeral place, crossed the road and

601
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 5: it was hit.

602
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 3: Cast and so they just tracked her back and put

603
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: her in the box and said, as you were, everyone

604
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 3: in your seats, just.

605
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 5: To say that.

606
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: On the other side of the car was the guy

607
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: who decided to put a speaker in the box, remember

608
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: as a joke when he knew he was dying, so

609
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 1: as it was going down sound effect. No, they didn't

610
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, oh my god, what is going

611
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: on and he's going I'm stucking Are you remember that?

612
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: We spoke about it and.

613
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: Some people would laugh and you would be traumatized.

614
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 5: It's a good way to go. It's a good joke

615
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 5: to finish beauty as you're going down artificial intelligence. It

616
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 5: is a bit scary because you know what idea say

617
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 5: in a few years to take over.

618
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

619
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's amazing what they can do. They can come

620
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 5: up with songs. I mean this, if you put in

621
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 5: all the ac DC lyrics. We've done this on the

622
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 5: shape before. You put every single lyric into the computer SRA.

623
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 5: The computer can write an A C D C song itself.

624
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 3: Pretty cool.

625
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 5: This is in here. This is called big Balls.

626
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: Yep.

627
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 3: Did the band or the remaining members hear this?

628
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 6: No?

629
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 5: I doubt it.

630
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

631
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 5: So this is a computed computer generated A C D

632
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 5: and all the lyrics the music just made up. This

633
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 5: one's for.

634
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 4: You, little I was sitting there game.

635
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 5: This is my coffs harbor upbringing. Do you want a

636
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 5: Nickelback song? Don't please me? Listen to the first line

637
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 5: of the Nickelback song.

638
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, nothing tastes better than my favorite disease.

639
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: It's horrible.

640
00:28:59,360 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: Sound as much.

641
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: Even the AI can't like Nickelback. Sound good, pretty good.

642
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 5: So they've done a twenty twenty one version. Now this

643
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 5: is the only bit on can play of.

644
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: M and m's for language.

645
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 5: Ready, good for language reasons, But this is the twenty

646
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 5: twenty one steaming and you.

647
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 6: Won't believe in the skar has that's my step dad.

648
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 5: So yeah, this is my stepdad on Tinder. That was

649
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 5: the only bit of the play right. The rest was

650
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 5: a little bit too full. Okay, So a computer has

651
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 5: generated their best pickup lines for everyone, just to help

652
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 5: you out. Yep, they don't make any sense. Here we

653
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 5: go perfect. So this is the first time where I've

654
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 5: gone okay, so AI not that good. It doesn't it

655
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 5: doesn't work in certain areas. Okay, this is the first

656
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: pickup line. You have a lovely face.

657
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: Okay, I put it on an air refreshener.

658
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 5: I want to keep your smell close to me. Always

659
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 5: makes sense.

660
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 3: I mean an air freshner that.

661
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: Hangs in the car and the duney a little bit creepy,

662
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: little bit creepy. I'd love to keep it on my face.

663
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 5: You have a lovely face. Here's the second one.

664
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 14: I have exactly four stickers.

665
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: I need you to be the fifth get in my elbow.

666
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that kiss me.

667
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 5: He's the third one.

668
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 14: Hey, my name is John Smith. Will you say it

669
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 14: on my bread box while I cook? Or is there

670
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 14: some kind of speed limit on that thing?

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Speaker 1: Kinky? Really kinky? You would try that on my bread box?

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Speaker 14: Actually again, Hey, my name is John Smith. Will you

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Speaker 14: say it on my bread box while I cook? Or

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Speaker 14: is there some kind of speed limit on that thing?

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Speaker 1: If you're a chef, if you're a speed limit on

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Speaker 1: that thing?

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Speaker 5: Can you sit on my bread box?

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Speaker 1: I love that one?

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Speaker 5: Alright, here's the last one.

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Speaker 1: You look like Jesus if you were a butler in

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Speaker 1: a Russian mansion. Look like Jesus. If you were a

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Speaker 1: butler and a mansion.

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Speaker 14: You look like Jesus if you were a butler in

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Speaker 14: a Russian mansion.

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Speaker 1: When the woman then says, explain yourself after you delivered

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Speaker 1: that lot, I'm sorry, Tommy. Could we get say, three

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Speaker 1: shows of the fifty show and put it through AI,

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Speaker 1: see what talk breaks come up?

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Speaker 5: It would still be crap, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Can you get onto the a I team, tell them

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Speaker 1: to plug it into the system. See what breaks we

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Speaker 1: can do.

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Speaker 4: Off it works.

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