WEBVTT - Best of 2024 - When Texts Go From 'Love You's To 'Logistics' 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.440 We got get every morning, every day, every gentleman adelaides. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.760 Check checked that last message from your partner if you 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:14.440 are indeed in a relationship, because at some point we 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:20.120 switch from lovews to logistics, and he just becomes those 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.759 mundane details that you have to discuss with your partner. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.600 It's unavoidable. And then sometimes like I do, I go, 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.040 oh my god, who are we? 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:30.920 Where's the passion? 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:32.159 Where is the passion? 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:33.519 Where that it drifts off to? 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:37.120 May I give you an example. This was this morning. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.560 Because your husband, by the way, is a passionate man. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.360 He's just chock a block full of passion. It uses 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:43.680 out of. 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:45.800 His poor Oh my god. I couldn't get a word 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:47.680 out of him on the weekend because the ice hockey 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.440 season started again. The NHL and I have discuss I 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:51.960 just sat in the couch with him. I was eating 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.200 my breakfast. I'm just going to go and sit outside 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.920 like absolute donuts from the man. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.000 I forgot to specify he's passionate about ice. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:03.080 Clam Yes, correct. So this was this morning. What are 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:07.520 you doing? From him? I'm like, I'm working you and 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.800 he says, babysitting. I go your own children, And he said, yes, 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:13.360 that's correct. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:19.679 Ye's good now that that is a conversation of a 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.640 couple who were very very well established. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.800 Man, it's not exactly I can't wait for you to 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:24.319 come home. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:25.240 No, it's not, isn't it. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.240 Maybe we could have a bit of mummy daddy times 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:27.960 nothing like that. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:28.360 Yeah. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.840 See you say that like the passion leaves at a 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.440 certain time the relationship. Do you want to hear mine? 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:37.000 Please get the messages? All right, so just strap yourself 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.319 in because this is just as passionate as it gets. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:41.080 It's just started. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.600 A car is sending me a message. Car won't start. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.320 I said, oh my god, it's the battery. I've cooked it. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.320 She said, I can't get until Monday. I can't even 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:53.920 jump to start it from your car because you don't 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.800 have one. And I said, that's correct. I know I 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.760 don't have one. So what now? She said, f no's 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.160 I need to get Lotti to ELC in the morning. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.000 Mum will hopefully. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:17.000 Help my goodness goodness me seconds later off, yes, wow, 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.200 and if you want to kick us off, good. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:19.600 Morning to you. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.560 Good morning, how are we We're great? Thank you? What 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.680 was the last exchange with your partner? 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.239 So it started this morning? We both have shipwork for 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.000 our ships are all over the place. I sent have 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:34.200 a message saying wake up, I'm leading to work, and 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:37.280 don't forget to send me a roster blushed out, staught 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:43.119 of hair and sappy before you from off my Grandma's black. Yes, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.679 so I've got a screenshot of his roster bus and 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.920 sums up amazing. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.960 Doesn't that just send these beautiful shivers through your body? 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.320 Here? When that thumbs up is like, I just I 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.079 can't even be bothered to put words into a text. Now, 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.520 that's how bad things are going, you know what I mean? 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.800 Yeah, it's not adhd as well, like I pretty much 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.800 discipline at summer, I just lift yeah, right for the day. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.760 I have to ask you this though, And but did 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.640 the screenshot of his roster for the next couple of weeks? 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:16.760 Did that make you really told? 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.160 Yes? That is I'm not sure what I can talk 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:31.280 about on radio because moments after that text exchange things 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.639 went really really north and south of you know what 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:42.160 I mean? Exactly your father he's on the money, nothing 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.440 loose this time the morning we can get away with 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.200 some stuff before we got to straighten up after. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.240 Seventhstra where we all pucker up and let's go. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:53.880 Let's talk underwear use or not use of? Do you 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.120 know what I mean? Okay, this will make sense when 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.400 I say. Delta Airlines recently released a two page memo 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:04.360 detailing appearance requirements for future employees, which stipulates that flight 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:11.200 attendants must wear underwear. Why are you boing? Why are 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.240 you guys booing? Come on? Games? 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:16.440 Is that like a no brainer? 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:18.200 That probably is? 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.400 Can I say those skirts are tight? Yeah? 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.320 But that's the thing. The memos split into four sections, 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.200 covering grooming, hair and what jewelry is acceptable, and clothing. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.080 More specifically, it states that proper undergarments must be worn 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:35.560 by interviewees and current flight attendants must not be visible. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:38.120 So is it we're talking as it a Sharon Stone 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.960 Sliver moment that they're trying to avoid or what's going on? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.440 Confused as to how they know that people aren't wearing. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:47.080 But can I go back to my original point? Please? 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.640 Sure those skirts are so tight that you can see 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.160 whether they are or if they're not. So, if you're 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:53.920 wearing a G string, you'll see the outline. If you're 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.800 wearing foot briefs, you'll see the outline. If you're not 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.080 wearing any underwear, then you won't see anything at all. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:01.400 So either way those flight attends, it can't win because 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.680 we will tell if if she's Nicholas or if she's 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:05.719 not Nicholas. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.400 What she's wearing, like a pair of arm like old 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:11.039 school red and stimpy satin boxer shorts. So true. That's 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.760 also distracting because because you know, can I who wears them? 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.360 They can I ask a question. You would have had 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.520 a pair of them, you would have met. This is 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.640 why you went home alone at three am every single time, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.800 because no one is having sex with you when you're 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:26.599 wearing red and stiff. 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.000 I didn't even know what was wearing. I know, but 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.320 if I got someone home and then they still would 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:31.640 have left. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.279 Yeah, but you were enough of a douche for people 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:42.760 to go. He'd be wearing ridden ste He's been in 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:46.040 some of the biggest international TV shows like Game of. 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.800 Thrones, is your sister and you left her to die, 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:50.440 some of. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.320 The highest grossing films like the Avatar sequels. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.880 Was louder than Me and I'm the one with a 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:56.320 half boom. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.120 But we know him more for being Tom in love 0:05:59.240 --> 0:05:59.640 my way. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.599 If you still feel like this on your birthday in 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.840 three months. Then I'll help you to the end of his. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:08.440 New show Plum, premiering this Sunday at thirty on ABC. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:10.360 Please welcome Brendan. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:14.359 How basically, please say very good morning to our super 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.480 special guest, Brendan cow Hey. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.600 Hey, guys, they're going Thanks for having me on. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.240 Oh, thank you so much for coming on. Please tell 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:26.080 us about Peter the plum Lum living the dream until 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.039 he's not in this incredible new show. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.840 Yeah, well that pretty much sums it up. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.800 I wanted to explore post career for athletes, you know, 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.360 what happens to them, and because I've read a lot 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.880 about how they can become very depressed, their lack of identity, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.240 what happens with their body. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.719 And Peter the plum Lum works at the airport. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.840 He was a footy hero, kind of Paul Gallon, kind 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.960 of greet bird kind of guy. And he's got a 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.720 girlfriend and a son who loves his beers with the 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.080 boys and training. 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.600 And then one one day at work, he has an 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:57.400 epileptic fit. 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:00.360 He has a seizure on the on the tar as 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.400 the result of the concussions he took on the field 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.200 because he was one of the toughest to ever play, 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.120 and suddenly he's faced with a bit of a situation, 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.080 which is, you know, do something about it, very hard 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.320 when you've never been scared of anything and your own 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:15.760 the way you solve things is through running through a 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:16.280 brick wall. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.000 So that's kind of where we lay our scene. It's 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.240 an interesting situation made I like, I know, and even 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.840 from an AFL perspective, it's the same thing. And I 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.760 didn't play at the top level, but it used to 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.560 be a badge of honor if you could get through 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.080 a concussion test come out the other side. And still 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.200 we did and not know where you were, but play 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.880 you were a hero. And now and I've had to 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.680 do it. I'm forty years old now and I've had 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:39.120 to sit down and be like, this is man, how 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.000 many concussions did I cop. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.640 But how many concussions do you think you had when you. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:43.960 Play three really bad ones? 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:44.160 Ye? 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.400 But I had I reckon maybe a dozen of the 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.320 micro ones, which were where you'd get knocked and phazed, 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.960 and you knew that by the time you got to 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:52.800 the bench you'd be fine, so you push through it 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.920 for a good thirty seconds. Who knows what's going to 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:56.120 happen now, that's amazing. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.320 The thing that they're becoming more concerned with is those 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.040 repeated cans. Isn't it when you have been concussed and 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.480 you come back out leaving yourself vulnerable to be concussed twice, 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.760 you know, a direct avenue to towards CTE. Of course, 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.840 you can't diagnose CTE till posthumously because you can't go 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.720 ferreting around in the brain. But there is TES which 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:19.320 is traumatic and cephalopathy syndrome where ex players, even soldiers 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:23.720 and sound people and boxes might show symptoms of you know, 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:29.560 bouts of rage, forgetfulness, insomnia, mood swing. So it's a 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:34.680 really really intrusive and bewildering disease. And what I'm more 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.960 interested in as a dramatist is what happens to a 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.280 male in that situation. How does he talk to his girlfriend? 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.520 How does he talk to his son? And this is 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.360 about communicating, and. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.839 That's that's another element and that's something that's sorry for 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.320 taking over, but that's that's something I'm learning as well 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.280 in that is communication. But how you feeling and not 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.520 just emotional but now physical. It's a massive generational shift 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.559 now yeah, well, let's hope. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.320 So, I mean, you get the feeling that you know, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.000 with the millennial, your dad's being more present and guys 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.160 go and you know, there's a lot of podcasts and 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.679 people out there going no, no, let's wrap this up. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.720 Let's not just drink it down, push it down. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.200 But where behavior becomes toxic is when you deny how 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:16.040 you're really feeling and it inevitably spurts out. And he's 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.880 not only doesn't have the skills to communicate, so he's 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:19.840 been told. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.480 That it's wrong. 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.679 Yeah, because he thinks, I don't want to impose myself. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.480 I don't want to have to bloody be a burden. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.040 And the new idea of bravery that I'm trying to 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.280 present in the male world is maybe putting your hand 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.440 up and saying I'm stressed, confused, and afraid is bravery 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:37.840 more so than going back and out back out on 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.000 the field with a broken jaw and putting it back 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:40.520 in your mouth. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:40.800 Jup. 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.120 Yeah, that mouth up absolutely incredible. And I can see 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.760 what's happening here. There's a there's a budding bromance between 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.000 the two of you, because you're bonding already and now 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.240 it's going to get even firm up because I'm going 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.320 to tell you, Brennan that he loves NRL as much 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.000 as you do. And I think you're a big Cronulla 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:54.920 Sharks fan, aren't you. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.640 Yeah, Well that I mean that was kind of also. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.960 Probably the secret I'm trying to keep is that I 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.440 made this show so I could finally live my fantasy 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:04.920 of being Sharks Champion. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.640 The only way it was ever going to happen was 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:09.320 through fiction. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:11.600 Just before I let you go, I have to ask 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:12.880 you about Love My Way, which is one of the 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.040 best series that has ever been made in this country. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.720 There's no question about that. And you know when you 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.920 have a scene from a show that sticks with you 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.320 forever that creates trauma, when the little girl dies in 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:23.880 the park when she's running through the park in the 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.719 Love Sorry it's about twenty years you just said it's 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.199 twenty years old, but. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:34.480 That has you just had half after the town about 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:40.360 to go, I might watch that tonight. Well, everyone was 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.520 just about to buy the DVD box set. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.880 I'm sorry, I've just cost you some royalties now, but 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.320 that that is just the most powerful television I've ever watched. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.240 And if anyone hasn't watched this series you need to 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:52.200 and you were great in it. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.320 It was it was until Sunday night I think. 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.839 Yeah, well, yes, yes, now your new show has come 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.880 along and usurped Love my Way. 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.199 Well, you know the smart that I did. I got 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.400 the producer from Love My Way, the writer from Love 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.520 My Way, a couple of the actors from Love My Way, 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.880 and I thought, not, unlike a footy team, if you 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.160 put a couple of those champions around you who can 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.160 deliver that stuff, then we might be all right. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.320 We could absolutely talk to you all day. But now 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.240 I'm going to sit back and watch Hazey go no 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.440 you hang up, and then Brendon go no, no, you 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:21.200 hang up first. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.839 Finally, it's good to talk some sort of NRL with 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.680 someone who appreciates it. We're in South Australia. We don't 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:27.360 get much NRL. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.240 I've done here, Brendan, that's all right, mate, Well jump 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:33.640 in on Sunday night it's Love my Way meets the 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:34.439 Kronella Shark. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.040 There you go, Brendan Caw, what a pleasure to talk 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.440 to you. Thank you so much for your generosity with 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:41.880 your time, and it's so lovely to chat with you. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:43.640 You're welcome on our show any single time. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.760 Thank you, mate, We appreciate you. Thanks very much. No 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:49.120 good on you, mate. Leaving a company or a job 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.520 or anything in particular, it can be awkward, you. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.320 Can, and it can be awkward when it's someone that 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.080 you think in your head, Jesus Christ, how did you 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.480 even survive this long? Because you're really about it, job. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:01.480 I can't wait to see the back of you. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.040 And also you're a bit of a d head. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.680 Yeah head. I don't even know what that means, but 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:06.520 I assume it's not good. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.600 A UK woman who sued her former employer over not 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.880 receiving a leaving card has lost her employment claim after 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.280 it was revealed the card was hidden from her when 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.160 only three people had signed it. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.960 Really then and then she suited them, and that, my 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.040 darling girl, is the reason why everyone's pleased to see 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:27.840 the back of it. Yes. 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:33.200 Coincidentally, her name is karen Na Conner. She brought forty 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.520 complaints to a tribunal and claimed that the lack of 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.560 leaving card was a failure to acknowledge that her existence, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.600 and then their response basically was, well, we hid it 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.360 from her because we thought that would be even more derogatory. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.000 That's such little people interacted with the card. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.880 Yeah, that's sad, isn't it. How does it say how 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.360 many people in the whole entire company? 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:56.959 Is it like a car ten? She works at Google. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:59.160 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.959 Oh wow, that is pretty brutal. You know. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.160 The other thing as well is when you leave some 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.800 of those big, stupid farewell cards. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.640 Yeah, produce a flak. You've got some thoughts on this. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.800 I've had seven over my whole career. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:12.800 Mate. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:17.719 It's kind of hard, and I've burned every one of 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:20.440 them really, just said they're a waste of money. I 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.680 don't like them. And also you have a look through 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.880 them and it's like, oh, Bob in Finance signed it. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.640 Oh great to work with you, Bob. I spoke to 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.880 you once in three years. Why did you sign my card? 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:30.360 Yeah? 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.160 Yeah, that's that's the worst because then and when the 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.760 card's going around and everyone's sort of there and they go, hey, 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.360 blah bars leaving here, you go, do you want to 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.600 write a message? I'm like, no, I'm stuck writing hey, 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.320 good luck from Andrew. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.160 Well. Also, if it's a really good friend that you 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.440 really like and you value them, I'm sending a text message. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.560 I'm saying, hey, you know, I'm so sad to see 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.200 you go blah blah blah blah blah. I'm not writing 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.280 it in a public forum in front of everybody. That's weird. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.120 Yeah, and do the right thing when I leave places, 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:00.760 give you yeah. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:01.120 Do you know what? 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:01.600 Yeah? 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:03.400 You cloice a beer I've got. 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.079 I've got some real thoughts on what I'll write in 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:08.120 your card when you go ready. Do you want to 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:08.800 relay them to you? 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:09.080 Yeah? 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.120 Or do you want to read it? 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.920 You write it down, I'll read it all right. What 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.520 is my message to Hazy? I'll miss your the presence 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.080 of your calves. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.960 All the best, go yourself. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:32.600 It was so close. It was just dear Andrew, your father. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:39.280 He's on the money. Listen six not. Sometimes you just go, 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.840 do you know what? To hell with it? I'm going 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.640 to be just a little bit of extra blues, yes, 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.560 because I can't do it after seven o'clock. So this 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.360 is the space to do it. Get it out of your. 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:47.920 System, Joe. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.120 I'm not going to argue with you me what you got. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.240 Sometimes these stories just float across my desk, or do 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.640 I find them. Sometimes we meet in the middle. Here's 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.880 one for you. A dutch Man was hospitalized after inserting 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.720 fifteen I said, fifteen hard boiled eggs into his erectum 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.960 while under the influence of drugs. I'd see, what what 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:09.360 have I always said about the Dutch? 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.920 I don't know if the gosh. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.800 To all the Dutch people out there, stop using your 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:18.200 rectum as a storage facility. It's not supposed to be 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.120 used for that. The main experienced of the abdominal pain, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.800 leading to emergency surgery to remove the eggs, which had 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:28.680 caused intestinal tears. Oh sure, doctors successfully treated him and 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:33.680 despite the very unusual situation, the patient recovered without further complications. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.960 A bit of an extreme activity, if you know what 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:36.920 I mean extreme. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.920 I know, I got it. I thought, Oh, I mean, 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.120 if you could, to be fair, I'm just trying to 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.040 think this about this in a tu sense, because I've 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.240 brought an egg dispenser from there. Once it sort of 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.400 shoots it out at the bottom of so I mean, 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.960 the concept itself isn't bad. It could be fairly decent 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.960 egg dispenser if you can keep the egg intact. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.360 Don't you think that's the big issue? 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:57.560 Though? 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.160 Hard boiled eggs probably is as a normal eggs to 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.240 keep intact. But when you've got fifteen there as well, 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.000 that's more than a dozen. Yeah, great effort. I'm not 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.760 sure what maximum capacity is up there. I would have 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.280 thought for me personally, i'd be sort of pushing six. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:16.320 I reckon, let alone a full dozen. But once again, 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.240 we've always said that about the Dutch, very good at 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.400 storing multiple eggs in their rectum. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.400 I never thought i'd see the day when I'd come 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.120 into work and have a discussion about how many hard boiled. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.520 The broader question as well, Jades is third and twenty 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:35.480 four ten. What have you? What have you accidentally stored 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.280 in your recud? It happens all the time, whether it's 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.160 a passion piece or you've just got no storage space 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:46.840 at home. These days, space can be very very scarce. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.000 If you've got any ideas third angelent fourteen what you've 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:53.200 stored up there, or send us a text to four 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:57.960 double O nine nine. No, I'll go first an acra. 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:08.000 For the uninitiated. That's the award Hazy Well last week 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.480 for being the best newcomer. It's up. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.480 There's not much There's not much other space in there 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.680 because that's a passion face by the way you put 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:16.040 it there. 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:24.720 My really, let's it is, so time for it. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:29.040 Let's go, girl, Yeah, let's go girls. 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:37.920 You just sit in the corner and shut your face. Producers. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.880 So we were talking the other day about breakups can 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:44.600 be good, can be bad. You can gain things or 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.840 you can lose things. I want to know what you've lost. 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:52.760 I think when we started this conversation, hazy piping. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:56.439 With dignity, I don't think. I don't think I said that. 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:58.440 Maybe I said about myself. You said that. I think 0:17:58.480 --> 0:17:59.919 I said, don't say dignity, and. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.440 Then this morning you followed it up with confidence. 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:08.480 Was looking at you? 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.520 When was the last breakup I went through to produce 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:10.920 a flat? 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:11.399 I didn't know. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:12.960 I just looked down. 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.359 Yeah, yeah, it was awkward for flat. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.639 I've been in a relationship for like fifteen years, so 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:18.720 you weren't talking about me. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:19.720 So true. 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:22.840 Well, actually, on the contrary, I've gained something from my 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:26.400