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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning, everybody, welcomeing Monday.
Speaker 2: Good morning, hello boys. Hello, it's nice to be back.
Speaker 4: It is not nice to be back?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Two weeks?
Speaker 2: Two weeks apart? Good morning morning, Clinde. Oh look, we're
Speaker 2: a bit of a dog's breakfast, didn't We had two
Speaker 2: weeks off and you think it was our first day
Speaker 2: on the job. I forgot my headphones jsus, someone's changed
Speaker 2: Jason's microphone. The big boys blowing up.
Speaker 4: I'm in a filthy mood now, oh come on, no,
Speaker 4: just like you were in a celebratory mood and now
Speaker 4: you've it's just been spoilt.
Speaker 2: I'm in a great mood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been off in bloody Europe for two weeks.
Speaker 2: The jet lags really working in my favor at this point.
Speaker 3: Gras a hole. I'll come goodbye eight and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this new microphone arm is amazing.
Speaker 2: Is there anything worse than someone coming home from a
Speaker 2: great holiday and then going to like, oh it's eleven
Speaker 2: PM where I came from? When did you get in midnight?
Speaker 2: Not last night the night before one amock.
Speaker 4: Where you were eleven? Should do shots?
Speaker 2: Shut shut shut shut shut shot?
Speaker 4: Because I was doing shots in North Sydney at the weekend.
Speaker 3: Wasn't say you were way too old to doing shots?
Speaker 2: Were we doing shots of what? Body? Shots?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no no, I'm just contrasting the weekends
Speaker 4: speaker shot.
Speaker 2: I went had a family lunch yesterday because that was
Speaker 2: exactly what I felt like doing, and a belated birthday
Speaker 2: lunch for my brother and we went to the Auburn Hotel. Yes,
Speaker 2: I walked in nice, like it's so nice, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh no, this place. My brother goes the
Speaker 2: old Jeeper.
Speaker 4: G Bung Polo Club. It was the cheap they've done
Speaker 4: it hot at the back, haven't.
Speaker 2: They petting zoo?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's solid.
Speaker 4: That's good because that's massive.
Speaker 3: Well, that's great because it's right home time. Kids can
Speaker 3: go the petting zoo. That's two more big.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: My brother was late and so when he got there,
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, my little niece, are so excited.
Speaker 2: Shot petting there's only one sad pig left in there.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, but one pig that just
Speaker 2: didn't want anywhere near it?
Speaker 3: Always go for me? What For some reason, whenever I've
Speaker 3: taken the kids to a petting zoo, the ducks just
Speaker 3: seemed to turn and come away.
Speaker 4: I thought, you meant they go like as in okay next.
Speaker 3: They all just seemed to, I don't know, attack me.
Speaker 3: So I'm walking around with smackos in my pockets or something.
Speaker 2: Take you as a duck kind of guy, I think
Speaker 2: ducks each I like my duck peaking and they would run.
Speaker 3: Might carry feel those little those little wraps in my pockets.
Speaker 2: How do you like these doggies?
Speaker 3: Now you run away?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Look at the hon a bottle of voice and saucing
Speaker 2: one pockets? There were ducks at this petting zo. There's
Speaker 2: a piggy though.
Speaker 4: I've been there before. I think there's a lamb.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they should be having animals that
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 4: In the mean, I agree, it's just a circle of life.
Speaker 4: That's what it is. Teaching the kids valuable lessons.
Speaker 2: Speaking of part and that's what I said to the
Speaker 2: two year old who likes the patting the pig.
Speaker 3: My on holidays. What has they've they've pulled out like that.
Speaker 3: It's the Boundary Hotel. It's normally like, you know, just
Speaker 3: steak smash, you know, your plane meet and veg. They
Speaker 3: ripped it out and put an Italian restaurant in.
Speaker 2: Yes, a restaurant within the pub, a.
Speaker 3: Full Italian restaurant, pizza rather and you name it in
Speaker 3: the pub.
Speaker 2: Can you still get your steak and.
Speaker 4: Mash at.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's real. Yeah, it's off to Italy. We go okay,
Speaker 3: then you walk through the doors in your back to
Speaker 3: the front bar, smelling of nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 4: Do they do a tira missou? They do a tira mess?
Speaker 2: That's a win.
Speaker 4: I don't try to as if you haven't tried it.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: It's not that.
Speaker 3: We're going a massive show coming up today, talk about giveaways,
Speaker 3: a lot on offer. We're going to run through it all.
Speaker 3: On the other side of this Alex Morrin to kick
Speaker 3: things off, we are back Melbourne. You're on the air
Speaker 3: with Jason Lauren Clints here as well. You're listening to Nova.
Speaker 3: Good morning guys. We've got a lot of free stuff
Speaker 3: up for grabs today. We what do we have Lewis
Speaker 3: Capaldy tickets?
Speaker 2: You're kidding Lewis comparity that was announced and we're on holidays.
Speaker 3: It was Indeed, we've got more dates to announce today.
Speaker 3: I love him, he's coming back after two years.
Speaker 2: It's allgo. We both love.
Speaker 4: We've got to get the tickets away, but we could
Speaker 4: get to extra tickets Rainy Day tickets.
Speaker 2: Because I think that is one thing we all agree on,
Speaker 2: which is very rare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all like Lewis.
Speaker 3: Good call.
Speaker 2: Let's should we have a team outing. When is it?
Speaker 3: See what tickets we buy? We'll see the tickets we're
Speaker 3: giving away.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can the best.
Speaker 2: When is he here?
Speaker 3: I'm glad you asked, Lauren. I'm going to give you
Speaker 3: those details later.
Speaker 2: It's in December, it is.
Speaker 3: He is heading to Australia playing Melbourne's Rod Laver Arena
Speaker 3: this December. Tickets and info at Secret Sounds dot com
Speaker 3: dot au.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I see. I saw the time and I
Speaker 2: thought that's unusual that they've taught us in December and
Speaker 2: what time, but not what day. But that's saying what
Speaker 2: time we're giving the tickets away?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So later on this morning when
Speaker 3: you hear us play Lewis Capaldi give us a ring
Speaker 3: at tickets.
Speaker 4: So he's doing a Rod Labor arena show.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought he'd be a biggest stadium guy like the
Speaker 4: mcg or just somewhere like Marvel or Amy Park.
Speaker 3: I don't know about Lewis. Is you want.
Speaker 2: To feel that's wait, he's doing a stadium if it's
Speaker 2: a if it's Marvel of them, it's.
Speaker 4: Arena Amy Park. That would be.
Speaker 2: Actually sorry, star Rod Labor would be an arena arena
Speaker 2: is the mcg So he's taking arena to her.
Speaker 3: I think Nickelback did?
Speaker 4: Did they? I thought they might be a John arena star.
Speaker 2: Who has seen the videos of the back Street Boys
Speaker 2: in Vegas?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 2: Does that not look like the greatest thing of all times?
Speaker 3: I thought it has a bit over the top. You're
Speaker 3: so boring.
Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
Speaker 4: I've not seen it?
Speaker 2: Have you not seen the video extree.
Speaker 4: Cancer?
Speaker 2: You guys missed out? Whe's Sticky Wilkins when you need
Speaker 2: his day gets weekends off. It looks like the greatest
Speaker 2: show on earth, the greatest showment are they're dancing? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's in the sphere, so the screens are.
Speaker 3: Like out of this world and it looks like they're
Speaker 3: on a spaceship and they're moving up the war.
Speaker 2: It's just it's going to be one of my life
Speaker 2: life's great regrets.
Speaker 3: I was getting motion sickness watching it. It's a lot
Speaker 3: of movement.
Speaker 2: But I think if you're a bit of motion tickets.
Speaker 2: But I think that's because you're watching it on the phone.
Speaker 2: If you were there, it will be different.
Speaker 3: Imagine having motion sickness at the concer because everything's moving on.
Speaker 4: I've got to go home.
Speaker 2: Humanity by bye bye. Yeah it was in sync, bye
Speaker 2: bye bye, thanks true is that my boy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's end sync, yes, end sync.
Speaker 2: It was. I was playing as I was driving to
Speaker 2: work this morning. Have a look at what song was
Speaker 2: on it? Like, no, what time is that going to work?
Speaker 4: But I'm going to come under you bring yourself underne
Speaker 4: I was driving to work at five point fifty five.
Speaker 2: No, okay, that's there.
Speaker 3: Will not be playing in the sphere in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: No it won't. But I was singing it on the
Speaker 2: way to work this morning, imagining I was in the sphere.
Speaker 4: Wrong band, wrong Papaldy might do a version.
Speaker 2: If Lewis Capaldi did the Sphere lose my mind? I
Speaker 2: really just we've got to go to the sphere guys.
Speaker 2: You know they do something anything.
Speaker 3: They stream football games to the Sphere.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go for that.
Speaker 3: So like as in like well, I wonder cats. I
Speaker 3: wonder if they're doing a fl game there.
Speaker 4: There wouldn't be much of an appetite, would there?
Speaker 3: You feel it?
Speaker 2: In Vegas people got anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to Deslay think.
Speaker 2: That they do weird collabse in the Beatles things like
Speaker 2: that and Herbert.
Speaker 3: Love but blew up on stages, like what's going on?
Speaker 4: Hang on?
Speaker 2: I mean obviously the Beatles weren't there, but what is it?
Speaker 2: Delay to Beatles music?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a bitter.
Speaker 2: And Slay is something would be interesting.
Speaker 3: All right, Lewis Capali tickets on the way this morning.
Speaker 3: We have a huge announcement after eight o'clock. Talk about
Speaker 3: a prize you're going to want to win. We'll get
Speaker 3: to that end. We need to talk footy because Harry
Speaker 3: McKay from the Blues is going to.
Speaker 4: Be back on the winner's list.
Speaker 3: They are who they beat?
Speaker 4: They beat Melbourne, Sorry Melbourne, and it's okay, you to
Speaker 4: lose matches.
Speaker 2: Something funny happened when I was.
Speaker 4: Watching Collingwood lost to in a row.
Speaker 2: By the way Collingwood, I know. Have Richmond won a
Speaker 2: game this season?
Speaker 4: One yesterday?
Speaker 2: Of course they didn't. I missed it. Go tags back?
Speaker 2: Are we in the finals?
Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 3: Felt like a hum a atm for the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: School holidays. Are they back to school today?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: They see kids? Have fun?
Speaker 4: Surely they've got a random curriculum day tomorrow.
Speaker 3: No, they don't clean there today.
Speaker 4: If you check the diary, I'll tell you what I
Speaker 4: would I.
Speaker 2: Would like to They often start on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they're there today.
Speaker 2: And no teachers or any other students. But your kids
Speaker 2: are there.
Speaker 3: We will be throwing them over the fences.
Speaker 2: Eight o'clock, Have fun, kids. Three o'clock.
Speaker 3: I did every activity known to man.
Speaker 2: What was the worst one you did?
Speaker 3: Carrot Cook Park, Carrot Cook digging for carrot No, Carrot
Speaker 3: Cook Park, huge lake right.
Speaker 2: Carrot beautiful park in Melbourn our.
Speaker 3: Past my Rabbin Way? Yeah past?
Speaker 2: Did you go to the aeroplane spotting spot too.
Speaker 3: No, they weren't interested. They just want to go to
Speaker 3: the park because the the council came out all over
Speaker 3: social saying how that they had filled the park with
Speaker 3: fish for the school holiday.
Speaker 4: Fish you can go, can you go drop a line in? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: they encourage it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like a giant lake. So they loaded with trout
Speaker 3: for the school holiday.
Speaker 2: They just live fish and put them in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they backed the truck up.
Speaker 2: You're kidding, I'm not joking.
Speaker 4: Is it a competition like.
Speaker 2: The one Golden Fishing?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is just the time it was
Speaker 3: school holidays. They're back a giant dumb truck up which
Speaker 3: is live fish, huge tank on the back. And then
Speaker 3: they have.
Speaker 2: Gone down to the trout and got all the fish
Speaker 2: and the fish edible and yes.
Speaker 3: And they loaded with trout, big ones, baby runs. Did
Speaker 3: they fish thousands in there? Did your kids fish? We
Speaker 3: fished for four days over the two weeks.
Speaker 4: What you catch?
Speaker 2: You got? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Not even a bite?
Speaker 2: Lauren, What's wrong with you? You've got a fishing boat
Speaker 2: and every time ago go out and drop a line
Speaker 2: and you never catch anything.
Speaker 3: I didn't see one person a Carrack Cook Park catch
Speaker 3: a fish.
Speaker 4: What a strange name for a park.
Speaker 3: So this for this whole council cake when they're focused,
Speaker 3: when they're like, hey, we've loaded the lake. It's full
Speaker 3: of fish.
Speaker 2: It's a marketing ployee, bro, no fish.
Speaker 3: There were so many people there fishing everyone, How good
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: I went to that that trout farming like near Dalsford
Speaker 2: once for post and it was one of the worst
Speaker 2: experiences of my life because they made me get in
Speaker 2: the water in Wales and there were so many fish.
Speaker 2: It's actually a trout farm or something. And that man
Speaker 2: just caught one with his bare hands. There were that
Speaker 2: many in there, and he picked it up and told
Speaker 2: me to kiss it and dropped it and I thought
Speaker 2: it fell in my way and I cried. Yeah, I cried.
Speaker 3: Are they the big plastic gum boots that come all
Speaker 3: over Yeah, I stay on the land and you dropped
Speaker 3: the fish into your choosies.
Speaker 2: Thought I was flopping around in my and I was
Speaker 2: down there pulling myself out.
Speaker 3: Nice fish out of the pond with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were so many fishing. You should have taken
Speaker 2: them to that one because there were so many fish.
Speaker 2: He just was like got one with his bare hair.
Speaker 3: It's a fish farm, that's what they do there. But
Speaker 3: this there, it was just an every kid of the
Speaker 3: same idea and we get dragged down there day after that,
Speaker 3: it's spent five hours down there.
Speaker 2: You saying carrot cake farm is a it's carrot cook
Speaker 2: carrot col carrot cook farm is a fraud.
Speaker 3: I want to drain the thing and have the council
Speaker 3: for all these fisher because it isn't that well do
Speaker 3: you know what? Everyone else caught them?
Speaker 2: That's why you went there for four days and didn't
Speaker 2: catch one feet four days. That's rock bottom.
Speaker 3: And I used every bait in the world corn.
Speaker 2: What do you come This is the other weird thing
Speaker 2: about fishing, coming on.
Speaker 4: The corn cob and a cob or a corn kertle, a.
Speaker 2: Kertle, a frozen or afresh.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I almost strapped a whole bloody agree.
Speaker 2: I don't think fish etcorn fish.
Speaker 4: With a kernel of corn from a cop.
Speaker 2: I guarantee you he went to KFC or one of
Speaker 2: those drive throughs on the way, got the corn, the
Speaker 2: corm corn with gravy.
Speaker 3: And the real lad point was the container of corn
Speaker 3: I've knocked over at one point and all the birds
Speaker 3: that came from every and I went, that's it when leaving,
Speaker 3: get your rods for it.
Speaker 2: Fish eat other fish? Do you put That's what I
Speaker 2: find about fishing, that you put a fish on a
Speaker 2: hook to catch fish.
Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't catch one fish, so I wasn't able
Speaker 3: to use it for bait to catch on the one.
Speaker 2: So what other bits of bake did you other than call?
Speaker 3: I used these little braskole, these little plastic pellets in
Speaker 3: the fish shop.
Speaker 4: Pellets, Yeah, plastic.
Speaker 3: No, no, they're like little flurro.
Speaker 2: Oh they're called bluerslus No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's like it's a pellette.
Speaker 4: It's like a pellette, but they're not. It's not food.
Speaker 2: Do they eat it or they just get hooked on it?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, they're supposed to eat it.
Speaker 2: And if you were to catch a fish, would you
Speaker 2: kiss it and throw it back in or keep it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I just would take it home and fill it.
Speaker 2: And as if you know how to fill it a fish,
Speaker 2: you'd have kids choking on fish bones everywhere you looked
Speaker 2: if you tried to do that.
Speaker 3: One time we did catch up. We were down in
Speaker 3: Mornington at right and the boys caught one squid now, like,
Speaker 3: can we take it home? And on the way home,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm not to do this. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 3: going up the whole kitchen. Take one squid up the
Speaker 3: whole kitchen. You'll get in everywhere everything. So you do
Speaker 3: that on the boat, well, I said, hang on, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna take it in this fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3: They're going to clean it for it. She goes, wait
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 2: And you come back with Calamari rings, twelve rings, squid
Speaker 2: in the bin.
Speaker 3: Look at this, they clean that, They crumbed it.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Penny, Pennies got something to say, Penny, Hello, Hello, Penny, morning, Penny.
Speaker 2: Did you spend your school holidays at the car take
Speaker 2: farm too? No, Mike, kiss the son with but coming
Speaker 2: from the same area as it's car park.
Speaker 3: Maybe I was at the wrong party.
Speaker 2: Guys, we've been off for two weeks and there were
Speaker 2: so many things that I saw that happened when we
Speaker 2: were apart.
Speaker 3: A lot happened. You're in Melbourne as well. I still
Speaker 3: haven't seen the footage of this guy jumping out of
Speaker 3: a car and a police chase.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's amazing. It was like a seven hour
Speaker 2: police chase and I've not seen.
Speaker 4: What did you do? You're doing? You're fishing.
Speaker 3: I was fishing. I was clapping. Another police drama. There
Speaker 3: was a guy with a bow and arrow on the
Speaker 3: loose in.
Speaker 2: Hand an arrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah like a child?
Speaker 3: No no, no, like an adult at a bow and
Speaker 3: arrow in his apartment in Hampton East and I was caught.
Speaker 4: Up and saw this on the news.
Speaker 2: Why were you caught up in there? Because what are
Speaker 2: you more cop for Hampton East at the moment?
Speaker 4: Robin Hood, He's always like, oh, I've.
Speaker 2: Just been on the for every time he walks in,
Speaker 2: he's I got to take this into the police again,
Speaker 2: Like what are you talking to the police? Oh, there's
Speaker 2: boon a situation in the neighborhood. No are you on
Speaker 2: there like apprentice list or something?
Speaker 4: What if you want to do?
Speaker 2: And arrow?
Speaker 3: I had the car full of kids and we're family
Speaker 3: in town, so their cousins are in the car as well.
Speaker 3: We were driving to Big Garret Cook Park to go fishing.
Speaker 3: I've tried to turn right onto South Road and there
Speaker 3: were police cars blocking it. I'm like, that's weird. Hey boys,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Get a fellows? It's me So you Studge Jase Hawkins
Speaker 2: from over one hundred here.
Speaker 3: And well, I went around the back streets because I
Speaker 3: thought that's why I was trying to get around. None
Speaker 3: of the cut a.
Speaker 2: Lap and gone, hey, guys, you heard we do probe
Speaker 2: the popo in our show. Give me some intel. What's happening.
Speaker 3: So I've come out of backstreet just behind the chemists
Speaker 3: warehouse there, and there was no cops blocking the little
Speaker 3: sign entrance, so I'm like, cool. So I've gone back
Speaker 3: out onto South Road. Look in the rearview mirror. Oh,
Speaker 3: there's the police, you know, back there.
Speaker 2: So I can just back it up and get some intel.
Speaker 3: I'm free. I'm driving down South Road. I'm the only
Speaker 3: car on South Road. This is weird. And then I
Speaker 3: just come across this four wall drive parked in the
Speaker 3: middle of the road, no lights, no police on it
Speaker 3: or anything. It's just this forball drive. And I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there with this car full of kids. There's no one
Speaker 3: else on the road. I'm like, what's going on? So
Speaker 3: I give him a beat, like hey, come on, let's go,
Speaker 3: and then the SWAT team get out of the car
Speaker 3: and go into this apartment looking for the guy with
Speaker 3: the bow and arrow. I shouldn't have been on that road.
Speaker 4: Somehow they cleared the road, clear the road accidentally.
Speaker 2: They came out of the back, came to the situation.
Speaker 4: You're like, boys, what are you up to?
Speaker 3: The kids were freaking out. The swat team guys looking
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 2: Like, did they catch the man with the bow and arrow?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I went around and what it was?
Speaker 2: He deer hunting in the middle of I think.
Speaker 3: It was like a bit of a siege situation.
Speaker 2: Oh with a bow and arrow.
Speaker 4: That is really.
Speaker 2: I was. Anyway, so you never saw you never saw
Speaker 2: the video. The guy wasn't the same. And it's not
Speaker 2: funny though. That guy stole a car and he drove
Speaker 2: for like I was overseas and it popped up on
Speaker 2: my thing, you know how like in America the helicopters
Speaker 2: chase and they showed the vision.
Speaker 4: It was like that there.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't on the TV. It was on the
Speaker 2: instant webs on Instagram. And then this guy jumped out
Speaker 2: of the driver's secret of the moving car, jumped out
Speaker 2: and went to run away, and the police cars cleaned.
Speaker 4: Him up, clean him up, just to just a bump.
Speaker 2: What was that story that happened.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was all happening when I was overstairs. He was
Speaker 2: his van and he stole the van.
Speaker 4: Why was he driving for seven You are asking the
Speaker 4: wrong the news guy that I just I was not
Speaker 4: rusted on that day. I had some holidays myself.
Speaker 3: Unless it's on the teleprompter, he doesn't know about its
Speaker 3: head to a funeral.
Speaker 4: Wow, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Well. There were many viral things that happened while we
Speaker 2: were on holidays that I want to talk about with
Speaker 2: you guys. But one of them happened at a funeral
Speaker 2: in Peru. A widow in Peru.
Speaker 3: In Peru.
Speaker 2: In Peru, a widow was at her husband's funeral. She
Speaker 2: was a young widow, and this vision has gone viral
Speaker 2: because they had this like a band awake a band.
Speaker 3: But sometimes people like it as a celebration.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: And a few things that a daddy would have liked exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you say daddy or daddy?
Speaker 3: Daddy? Daddy?
Speaker 2: Oh, as the deceased person was probably.
Speaker 4: Calling him, not the daddy. It could have been daddy, because.
Speaker 2: My daddy don't ever say daddy.
Speaker 3: My dad the real was no long pants at his
Speaker 3: funeral that that's cool that I love that. And he's
Speaker 3: full blown Ozzie. So he had like Man down Under
Speaker 3: playing Land Down Under a.
Speaker 2: Minute worked, he was the man down Land Down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see. And funerals should be like personalized, and I
Speaker 2: always think it's just like funerals. I mean, they're so sad, obviously,
Speaker 2: but it's so sad that that person's not there to
Speaker 2: see the celebration and how much how personal they can be.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want you're celebrating too, but what you
Speaker 3: want to hear all.
Speaker 2: The nice things people say about you? Yes, why do
Speaker 2: you say that to me while I was alive?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Anyway, this woman at her husband's funeral, she had a
Speaker 2: life sized cardboard cut out of him like he was
Speaker 2: still in the room.
Speaker 4: It is, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I told you. I told you what happened
Speaker 2: at my original Hen's party from the ends. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: the girls tried to get a cardboard cutout of my
Speaker 2: husband to be and we got sent the wrong man
Speaker 2: and we got sent the Seriously, I wish it was
Speaker 2: a man in military uniform.
Speaker 3: Who works printed the wrong guy and sent many.
Speaker 4: They were trying to send you a message in the
Speaker 4: Army sister.
Speaker 3: They could see it was going to happen to the one.
Speaker 2: Hey, this guy tried to send it to his family
Speaker 2: for Christmas because he wasn't going to be home for
Speaker 2: Christmas and got him at my hands. Buddy and his family,
Speaker 2: that family Christmas, they got the wrong country.
Speaker 4: Sit back and think what.
Speaker 2: Could it be? He actually ended up sending me a
Speaker 2: message on Instagram saying, I hope I behaved myself. The Army,
Speaker 2: the soldier, the other one, No, the other one can't. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this woman cardboard cut out of her.
Speaker 4: Husband life is a real experience.
Speaker 2: That poor soldier, well he went through it at anyway
Speaker 2: with the girls loved him. Who Yeah, anyway, this woman
Speaker 2: at the funeral cardboard cut out and the band started
Speaker 2: playing and she started tworking on him in front of
Speaker 2: his casket. There's the video there.
Speaker 4: This is the widow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look it's a very casual funeral as there's someone rapping again.
Speaker 3: In front of the caskets, the open casket again. Why
Speaker 3: couldn't you twork on me when I was alive?
Speaker 2: She's really doing it, isn't she. She's wearing black, she's
Speaker 2: wearing her black jeans and runners.
Speaker 4: She's wearing and if she's wearing active we what is this?
Speaker 3: I don't think he can be twirking at a funeral.
Speaker 2: Look at the rapper. He looks like he's about to
Speaker 2: run out and play the Lakers. He's got his basketball
Speaker 2: gear on. But they've all got T shirts with the
Speaker 2: deceased man's face on it, so they're obviously celebration.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a party, just tworking at a funeral.
Speaker 2: Like, come on, I mean, it's their party. They can
Speaker 2: do it. They want good call?
Speaker 4: Did you work on the army man on his face?
Speaker 3: Sorry, you're right to wake up with some baker cuts. Sorry. Well,
Speaker 3: good morning Melbourne. We are back after a little hiatus.
Speaker 3: It is going to be back on the airway.
Speaker 2: We got the band back together.
Speaker 4: We do indeed, and I were just saying we need
Speaker 4: a lunch. We do need to catch up lunch.
Speaker 2: The credit card ulette, we can talk about it, no
Speaker 2: no noes. Whenever we play credit card roulette, somehow it's
Speaker 2: rigged and I always pay. But we do need a lunch,
Speaker 2: and then we can talk about all the things we're
Speaker 2: not allowed to talk about on the radio.
Speaker 3: We'll do a special podcasts on the lunch. No we
Speaker 3: need to talk footy a little bit later on this
Speaker 3: hour because Harry McKay is in after eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4: The same.
Speaker 3: Blue spoil Clake. No on, there's two hundredth game, my boy, Baggers,
Speaker 3: you can't I grant them.
Speaker 4: I went in another run against the Day's.
Speaker 3: There were some upsets this weekend. Were Hawks got a
Speaker 3: nice win in terrible conditions down in Tazzy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did look shocking.
Speaker 4: I that's why they need to game absolutely.
Speaker 2: I was on an aeroplane flying home from Europe and
Speaker 2: they were showing live footy games on the plane. You
Speaker 2: can watch live TV AM. I the only person that
Speaker 2: didn't know that was the thing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people were like on the like cheering.
Speaker 4: For the footy on the Do you remember the Matilda's
Speaker 4: won and there was that viral video.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a one on a special. It
Speaker 2: was a special thing.
Speaker 3: Got like a pay per view on Q four three.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you can watch the live sport A lot of
Speaker 3: people do.
Speaker 2: I did not know you could do that. Well, I
Speaker 2: watched it. I watched the D's lose.
Speaker 3: They used to have Foxtel on the Virgin planes ten
Speaker 3: years ago. Remember that did that?
Speaker 4: Wo who Fox?
Speaker 3: Tell well, I think every understanded having tablets, but they
Speaker 3: used to have it like in the back of the scene.
Speaker 2: But also I feel like planes had all that fancy
Speaker 2: stuff and then it went backwards and now there's like
Speaker 2: no one remember every plane had WiFi for a while.
Speaker 2: Now there's ye pay for it.
Speaker 3: So look at home were going backwards, Harry, it's going
Speaker 3: to be in after eight o'clock this morning to talk
Speaker 3: a nice little win for the Blue Baggers. We've also
Speaker 3: got tickets to see Lewis Cabaldi. When you hear us
Speaker 3: play this, we're going to do it sometime in the
Speaker 3: next thirty minutes. When you hear that song, give us
Speaker 3: a ring and tickets will be yours. But coming up next, loves.
Speaker 2: Well, we have just been on holidays. I went to
Speaker 2: Greece and nice the Motherland.
Speaker 3: I went to Rite. Did you actually yeah, pretty much
Speaker 3: the same thing, A.
Speaker 2: Nice, nicest timing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Greece, no, And I something caught my eye
Speaker 2: which was slightly terrifying. That happened in my hotel in Athens.
Speaker 3: We will go there after bread new music from Justin
Speaker 3: Bieber a little surprise album dropped last week's flag. It's
Speaker 3: nice all I can take on over one hundred Good Morning.
Speaker 2: We had a couple of weeks off and we scooted
Speaker 2: over to Europe with I went to Milos in Greece.
Speaker 4: What was it like?
Speaker 2: Everyone in Milos was Australian?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What was it like?
Speaker 2: Australian voices just stand out Like I was with my
Speaker 2: friends Dye dye, Like my girlfriend Jem screaming. I could
Speaker 2: hear her from one hundred kilometers away, screaming at the kids.
Speaker 2: Strange voices. They just carry full of assies in grace.
Speaker 4: What's the sun like?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: What does it feel like?
Speaker 2: I became a sunset enthusiast.
Speaker 3: Is that shirt merch from one of the restaurants very
Speaker 3: It's very Greek.
Speaker 2: Isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's like at the restaurant, she's pulling the shift of
Speaker 4: Jim's Greek.
Speaker 2: Love merch. But this is not the.
Speaker 4: Hotel sagonaki anybody, We'll grab the shirt.
Speaker 2: And the pillow, you know, I was having. We had
Speaker 2: so much saganaky. If you are, oh the Greek salads,
Speaker 2: but saganaki, you love sagenaky jays cheese, I reckon it
Speaker 2: was giving me nightmare.
Speaker 4: So I was having cheese.
Speaker 2: Paul and I were both sleep talking, and we're both
Speaker 2: yelling in our sleep, and we think it was the cheese.
Speaker 3: You want a cheap and some saganky and yeah, knock
Speaker 3: yourself out, and cheese dreams.
Speaker 2: Are real, are they really? Because remember after a while
Speaker 2: I was having the meat sweats when I was having
Speaker 2: steak at night and I was having night terrors and
Speaker 2: my doctor said it was from the steak. I think
Speaker 2: we were having cheese dreams.
Speaker 3: You're want to double down, get a steak with cheese sauce.
Speaker 2: Imagine, imagine the night sweats and the terrors. Any Way,
Speaker 2: we went to Velos, which was beautiful. I'd never been before.
Speaker 2: It's a bit more rustic. It's not like the big
Speaker 2: party islands like Mick and Nels and things like that.
Speaker 2: And then on the way home we decided to stay
Speaker 2: in Athens and I haven't been to last time.
Speaker 4: I went to ask one of my favorite cities in
Speaker 4: the world. Really unbelievable. You can you can walk everywhere
Speaker 4: and have just put your assex on, go for a
Speaker 4: walk and have it the best day. Yeah, it's just unreal.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't been to mcain Austin. I was like nineteen.
Speaker 2: I didn't see my assex, didn't know I had sandals.
Speaker 2: It was forty degrees was.
Speaker 3: Hot, little ronover in Athens.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no. It's just a it's
Speaker 4: a really lovely place.
Speaker 2: Well, and there's like, do you know Melbourne has the
Speaker 2: second biggest Greek community outside of Greece. We love the
Speaker 2: Greeks here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We're wearing the mates.
Speaker 2: Get down to Oakley, get down.
Speaker 3: To Nick.
Speaker 2: Jim's Greg. Yeah. Anyway, we were in Athens and I
Speaker 2: hadn't been to Athens since I was like nineteen and
Speaker 2: was backpacking, so this was like, you know, we stayed
Speaker 2: in a beautiful hotel. We stayed at this new resort, Gorge.
Speaker 2: It was actually like in Athens, but it was like
Speaker 2: a resort. You had golf carts and stuff like, very
Speaker 2: spread out, sort of a bit out of town but
Speaker 2: on the water. We're at the One and Only and
Speaker 2: we were walking and there was a man walking with
Speaker 2: this eagle, like a giant bird on his arm, and
Speaker 2: I was like, that's weird in the middle of the city. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I said hello, and he just kind of kept walking
Speaker 2: and then we went to the restaurant and I said,
Speaker 2: there's a man walking around with an eagle. Is that normal?
Speaker 2: And they said there must have been someone very famous
Speaker 2: staying at the hotel because the eagle is trained to
Speaker 2: take down drones, paparazzi drones.
Speaker 3: Nickopolis, Ah, he's backshitting now bringing the eagle.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen this? Though there's a video here,
Speaker 2: this is not of the hotel, but they are training
Speaker 2: these eagles to attack drones.
Speaker 3: So watching footage now of a drone coming in.
Speaker 2: Down? What about that? Some air force are using them.
Speaker 2: So there must have been some the moose celebrity at
Speaker 2: the hotel because the eagles are out to attack the
Speaker 2: paparazzi drive.
Speaker 3: I'm gurgling behind the scenes of Wild Boy and there
Speaker 3: is no footage online. Eagles have done their job.
Speaker 2: Is that amazing?
Speaker 3: Wow? The walks around with the bird just in case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they take it out, Well they must them, maybe
Speaker 2: when they're celebrities or something. And then they tell they
Speaker 2: just let it fly around.
Speaker 3: Lucky you and Paul didn't unpack your drone to film
Speaker 3: yourself running into the water. Put the we're going to
Speaker 3: do that run into the ocean.
Speaker 2: I dive in like a doll. Pop, more like a
Speaker 2: little wombat. Oh, there's a wombat roll along the beach.
Speaker 2: People that there? Theles taken out the drive.
Speaker 3: It has just gone seven, eight past seven.
Speaker 2: This is noverm guys, we've got to talk about kiss Cam. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's a few days old now, but the
Speaker 2: story just keeps changing, getting better and better and better. Now,
Speaker 2: if you're living under a rock, you might have missed
Speaker 2: the CEO who was having a moment of romance with
Speaker 2: the HR boss was people, hang on, are very naughty?
Speaker 4: What was It? Wasn't a moment of romance? He was canoodling,
Speaker 4: wasn't he?
Speaker 2: Isn't that a moment of romance?
Speaker 3: It was?
Speaker 4: It was It was a warm embrace, which could have
Speaker 4: led to a moment of romance.
Speaker 2: Not a warm embrace. That was romance. If you're standing behind,
Speaker 2: if you're hugging someone from behind, that is romantic. They
Speaker 2: were just giving each other a kiss. Hello, hang on,
Speaker 2: wait what you think it's innocent?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I didn't say that. I said it
Speaker 4: probably would have led to a moment of romance.
Speaker 2: What do you deem a moment of roman You don't
Speaker 2: think that's romantic.
Speaker 4: That was noodling.
Speaker 3: Remember Titanic. He was holding rows on the front of
Speaker 3: the romance and then they went downstairs to the car.
Speaker 2: Yes, romance. This didn't lead to romance. This led to
Speaker 2: Also the sign of a good affair is when you
Speaker 2: get busted if you put her in the other direction.
Speaker 3: Chris Martin, it, oh, all right, either having an affair
Speaker 3: or green.
Speaker 4: Now you just die.
Speaker 2: I died walked to her.
Speaker 4: So since then he has now resigned or offered his resignation,
Speaker 4: which is h departure. Exactly who do you attend to
Speaker 4: your resignation to to the HR girl.
Speaker 3: He's offered her enough since then, Yeah, like you said,
Speaker 3: he has resigned. Chris Martin has yet to comment.
Speaker 2: What's he going to say?
Speaker 3: Called it?
Speaker 2: You know, I mean, it's just so embarrassing, the whole.
Speaker 3: One icky bit. I've got about all this right, and
Speaker 3: everyone's having fun with it. We had fun with it
Speaker 3: where we put our faces over theres and ran, you know,
Speaker 3: coming back videos. Nicky Glazier was just here for her
Speaker 3: stand up tour and she had Lisa Wilkinson Hamish Blake
Speaker 3: in the crowd.
Speaker 2: Let's do one more. Let's say we have more that
Speaker 2: we can signed.
Speaker 3: Funny at baseball games. Now overseas they're doing the coldplay
Speaker 3: kiss camp and you have to recreate it now. The
Speaker 3: only thing I haven't seen anywhere is like, I'm not
Speaker 3: on a high horse or anything, but this guy's done
Speaker 3: the dirty on his missus. Do we know if he's
Speaker 3: got a family.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I think he's married with like.
Speaker 3: His wife and his kids would be watching.
Speaker 2: Its humiliating, like shocking, shocking, and don't get me wrong
Speaker 2: where everyone feels bad for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah I know, but like I mentioned, being them just
Speaker 3: jumping online at the gets everywhere.
Speaker 2: Her husband and kid. Yeah, they're having an affair. There's
Speaker 2: nothing good about an affair.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, But I just feel like the world is
Speaker 3: laughing at this story at the moment, which we have
Speaker 3: been as well, and I'm like, there's two families absolutely
Speaker 3: shattered behind the scenes. Oh yeah, you know, and try
Speaker 3: going online and not seeing that story or a meme
Speaker 3: or you know, a skit about it.
Speaker 2: I mean, don't be doing that. Don't be having an
Speaker 2: affair in a public place and not expect to get caught.
Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah, they've walked into the lines, dann haven't they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's terrible for those families involved.
Speaker 3: Are you sus hang on, producer Braid, He's just put
Speaker 3: something up on the screen saying his kids have been
Speaker 3: posting tiktoks about it. Hang On, gen Z, gen Z,
Speaker 3: you're across it.
Speaker 2: Also the statement that he made that then they came
Speaker 2: out and said, oh no, that's not his statement. So
Speaker 2: there's a few people who have been pretending that they're
Speaker 2: his kids. But there's been two kids who are actually
Speaker 2: his who aren't actually his.
Speaker 3: Kids, and they're posting memes about it.
Speaker 2: They're like, good morning, Well, just woken up to finding
Speaker 2: my dad having a fair.
Speaker 4: Thereshing in. They're cashing in, mumble cashing In't she won't
Speaker 4: because he's a gazillionaire.
Speaker 2: Wow, he's nady, He's nordy. You would like also, I
Speaker 2: mean the way he just pushes her away and she
Speaker 2: just hides, it's like, that's not love.
Speaker 3: Chris Martin and Cole Blake continue to go on and
Speaker 3: do concerts. Now at the latest concert, he puts a
Speaker 3: warning out, Gus, we're about to turn on the kiss
Speaker 3: kiss game.
Speaker 2: But also if kiss cam is coming on and you
Speaker 2: are having an affair, you're not going to continue holding
Speaker 2: each other like that. They didn't, well, no, they didn't
Speaker 2: until they were laughing at everyone else on kiss cam
Speaker 2: and then it popped up on them.
Speaker 3: I'm glad the kids are having to laugh about it. Oh,
Speaker 3: missus will all the way to the bank all.
Speaker 2: I hope she does to and and her I don't
Speaker 2: know any of their names, the other husband and their kids. Well,
Speaker 2: everyone's talking about the guy, but she's having an affair too.
Speaker 2: She's got a husband and children.
Speaker 3: You were never a detailed sort of girl. Where it
Speaker 3: is just gone fourteen. You've got Jason, Lauren Clinty as
Speaker 3: well a little bit of claud around today. We've had
Speaker 3: a couple of ripping days over the weeks.
Speaker 4: Sunny, yeah, cold, cold cold.
Speaker 3: We still had a good run. Guys, had a lot
Speaker 3: of rain.
Speaker 2: The rain.
Speaker 4: You and I well, I'm not in yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 2: I came back great. And yesterday I was like, oh
Speaker 2: that's sad, and then I was like, the sun'st in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Let's go a ripper, went out, went for a big
Speaker 2: walk in the sunshine. Although today it's all right out there.
Speaker 2: I can't really see the windows, and the tin.
Speaker 3: Would be removed when we got back.
Speaker 2: I thought that was part of the deal. But no, tint.
Speaker 4: Still I thought it was part of the deal.
Speaker 3: No, it was we go with the tin.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess that means we leave the choice, let's
Speaker 4: keep the let's just.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep it over Where are you?
Speaker 4: I become obsessed about a lot of things. I'm just
Speaker 4: an obsessive kind of guy. Like, if it's not one thing,
Speaker 4: it's another, big bad guy, an extremist, extreamist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when do you like things? You extremely like them?
Speaker 4: Extremes is an extremist always back well most of the
Speaker 4: time you can mean so why yeah, I think you can.
Speaker 3: You should own it. You're an extremist.
Speaker 4: What the Daily Mail gets old.
Speaker 3: Of that one?
Speaker 2: Now? What is it this time? Because last time it
Speaker 2: was grounding sheep and even when we went into hide
Speaker 2: and seek, it took them.
Speaker 4: I might be a little bit behind the times here,
Speaker 4: but I have discovered I've got a wearable.
Speaker 2: You've talked about it sixteen times already.
Speaker 4: This morning to me. So it's a wearable. It's it's
Speaker 4: it's it's a garment right smart before you roll your
Speaker 4: up even.
Speaker 2: Has a smart watchmatee a wearable look at him. He
Speaker 2: pulled his sleever.
Speaker 4: I've got aware, I'm not step.
Speaker 2: Remember it's got the eye watch.
Speaker 4: Twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: He rolled his sleeves up for the whole time and
Speaker 2: never wore it again.
Speaker 3: I've lost the charger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're different because Paul's had the same issue
Speaker 2: with his wearable. He lost the charge. I won't keep
Speaker 2: buying new charges.
Speaker 4: The garment charge is very good. Seven days.
Speaker 2: How many steps have you done today?
Speaker 4: That's not that's not the that's not the function I'm
Speaker 4: interested in. So it's got this function on it. Stress.
Speaker 4: It's a stress functions.
Speaker 2: Oh god, And if we know one thing about Clinton Nanaway,
Speaker 2: it's everything. And when you're extremely stressed, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, how believable are these things?
Speaker 2: Because well, I know when when I wear my Aura
Speaker 2: ring and then I get a notification on my phone
Speaker 2: saying you need to stand up and move my arm.
Speaker 4: That's where I got rid of the You've got the guilts.
Speaker 2: You haven't closed your ring. Oh, you haven't closed your
Speaker 2: rings today? Okay, it turns out an extremist. You're not
Speaker 2: an extremist. You can't be extremely excited.
Speaker 4: What is something? It's a person who holds extreme political
Speaker 4: or religious views, especially one who advocates illegal violent for extreme.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, I don't think the wearable smart watches puts
Speaker 2: you in the extremist category anyway, I'm sorry for branding you.
Speaker 4: Is that I was watching a Netflix series the other
Speaker 4: day on my couch, very happy in my hoodie, in
Speaker 4: my tracksuit pants, and the alarm not an alarm, but
Speaker 4: it started vibrating, saying you wear must chill out because
Speaker 4: you you are having a stressful day. I'm like, how,
Speaker 4: how on earth does it.
Speaker 3: A warning for a heart attacks approaching?
Speaker 2: I don't, don't you'll be wearing doing that now He's
Speaker 2: already got help himself.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I need it. I should monitor the heart rate.
Speaker 3: I would monitor it.
Speaker 2: Clint Jays is going up there so worried about being
Speaker 2: don't if he sneezes.
Speaker 4: He's gonna approaching.
Speaker 2: What were you watching? A chance that when your heart
Speaker 2: rate was hot you were sitting at a harm on your own?
Speaker 2: What were you watching Marley and.
Speaker 4: Me or John? No? No, no, no, I was watching
Speaker 4: Emily in Paris. That I wasn't. I was to survive.
Speaker 2: Oh that's stressful, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wearable? Can you
Speaker 2: stop calling it a wearable that he's giving me the inch.
Speaker 2: And every time he says wearable, he pulls his sleeve
Speaker 2: up a bit. Should I change the wear.
Speaker 3: All the signs of an extremes.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I had a great night sleep last night sleep score?
Speaker 2: Oh god, Now I got obsessed with the sleep score
Speaker 2: on the air ring for while.
Speaker 3: That's what's that stress? Last sleep?
Speaker 2: Stop it don't he actually is? What's it called when
Speaker 2: you worry about every ailment?
Speaker 4: You have?
Speaker 2: Hypochondria? He's a hypochondria hyper or is it? No, there's
Speaker 2: something else that's like it's called.
Speaker 3: I'll leave that one with you. It's right on eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: We're going to check your ound the work latest in
Speaker 3: news and it's like health paranoia.
Speaker 2: But it's got a name.
Speaker 3: Your chance to win? Okay, coming up next? You got
Speaker 3: it yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Well, good morning Melbourne and welcome to back to school Monday.
Speaker 2: I know, well done. Runs for school holidays, just maybe
Speaker 2: some school as not going back today.
Speaker 3: I had some rock bottom moments on school holidays. We're
Speaker 3: going to talk about one later.
Speaker 2: We've just had two weeks off. Did you go away
Speaker 2: for a night anywhere? At one point you're gonna go
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast and you're gonna go to our river lawn.
Speaker 2: Do you go anywhere?
Speaker 3: But I did something here in Melbourne which was really
Speaker 3: rock bottom, and I did it four.
Speaker 2: Times, just scream school holidays.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that later on this hour. I'm sure
Speaker 3: a lot of other parents are in the same boats.
Speaker 3: But let's got the mini ponds.
Speaker 2: Guys, Eliza, good morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: Excellent, good.
Speaker 2: We've been off for a couple of weeks. But you're
Speaker 2: our chosen player for the five K question today, and
Speaker 2: I believe you want to play for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Let's do it five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: Rules are simple. You will hear a question. You will
Speaker 3: hear a three two one. You need to answer in
Speaker 3: that time. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: Are you a movie buff? Oh god, no, that stop.
Speaker 3: Here's a question.
Speaker 1: What nineteen ninety nine film features a character named Tyler Diden.
Speaker 2: Three two no idea? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Does this ring about the first Rule?
Speaker 4: Club?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 4: I talk about Blake Club?
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt Even, I've seen it.
Speaker 4: Edward Norton, great cast, Fight Club. It's a great movie.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love Edward Norton. Brilliant actor Brad.
Speaker 3: Pitt had his teeth chipped when he was a kid
Speaker 3: and there well, no, he went back to his original
Speaker 3: chip chip too.
Speaker 2: For Fight Club he took his cap off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did I want to look a little bit wrapped up?
Speaker 2: It is still looking the dude. Anyone seen the Fun
Speaker 2: Movie yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I need to watch it. Should we go? Is it
Speaker 2: the cinemas or is it on the Netflix or the
Speaker 2: Paramount Plus?
Speaker 3: Have a great day. Thanks for giving it a crack.
Speaker 3: I've got to see the Accountant too as well.
Speaker 2: That no, in all seriousness is one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it?
Speaker 2: Should we go to the.
Speaker 4: Mara Long movie, isn't it?
Speaker 3: It's like two and a half hours here, He's getting longer.
Speaker 4: They are mate to stop it. Did you see twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: We just missed it.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: But Chris Hemsworth just launched the new Limitless. Oh yeah, Now,
Speaker 2: I was with him when he was practicing because part
Speaker 2: of that Limitless series he went and played the drums
Speaker 2: on stage with Ed Chiren.
Speaker 3: That's right, he did too.
Speaker 2: We're with Hemsey when he was learning the drums. He
Speaker 2: took it very seriously and all of that performance and
Speaker 2: everything is in there pictures in the new nat geo Limitless,
Speaker 2: and it looks amazing. Apparently it is.
Speaker 4: Also I did see we had a little show yesterday.
Speaker 4: He spends a lot of time with his top off
Speaker 4: in Limitless.
Speaker 3: Hey, good on him. If you look like that, mate,
Speaker 3: I'd be down at Westfield in the food court with
Speaker 3: the top off. Yeah, it's not matty only for us yet.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have his top off when he's playing the
Speaker 2: drums with Ed Cheiran. But he was so nervous.
Speaker 3: You're on the air thanks to show Ready Express, you
Speaker 3: got Jason Lauren Clintcer as well. I'm going to enjoy
Speaker 3: playing this, I thought, but enjoyable all the same.
Speaker 2: The Navy Blue spoiled clat Nolan's two hundredth game.
Speaker 4: But you can't I grant them.
Speaker 2: I went in another drunk against the day's.
Speaker 3: Fly Harry McKay and all the people say he's pretty fly.
Speaker 4: Harry Mucker.
Speaker 3: Harry McKay from the Boys is in the house to
Speaker 3: see everyone again. Clint's been Clint's been down playing it.
Speaker 4: But you give blues. He's just he's goading me.
Speaker 3: No, you give so much crap.
Speaker 4: Through the years, plenty of teams, a lot of crap
Speaker 4: except for his own.
Speaker 2: He can dish it out, but he can't cop it.
Speaker 3: Melbourne, Melbourne, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the team you beat.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. Harry wasn't playing, so he didn't.
Speaker 2: What do you call it the twenty third man? Yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty four twenty fourth I don't know. Isn't that the crowd?
Speaker 4: Look? It was a it was a controversial win.
Speaker 3: In many run me through the controversy.
Speaker 4: It's a tribunal appearance coming up for Stephen May now
Speaker 4: at the Melbourne Footy Club.
Speaker 2: I was on a plane on the way home from
Speaker 2: Dubai business guy.
Speaker 3: She didn't know there's another class on the plane. What
Speaker 3: did you think happens when people turn right? Do you
Speaker 3: think they were just getting off there?
Speaker 2: I was on a plane and you could watch live TV.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this. This is new to me.
Speaker 4: Class.
Speaker 2: Everyone can wants the life anyway. Everyone was watching the
Speaker 2: footie and then I wasn't. I was watching another movie
Speaker 2: I'll tell you about later. And there was this gasp
Speaker 2: on the plane and everyone was up in arms because
Speaker 2: Stephen May from the Demons nearly took one of your
Speaker 2: teammates heads off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a bit of a nasty incident in
Speaker 6: the end, I think he's doing okay, Frankie, but it's
Speaker 6: never super nice to see it's I think it'll be
Speaker 6: a bit of a talking point, Clint, but I think
Speaker 6: sometimes in footage it's a talking point.
Speaker 2: Because well he nearly took his head off with his shoulder.
Speaker 3: Here we go, it's going to justify it.
Speaker 4: Hang on, No, no, no, no, Like the debate currently
Speaker 4: is was it intentional or not?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And what do you think, Eric, I haven't watched it
Speaker 6: a million times, but it looked pretty fair Like two
Speaker 6: players going on the ball. You have split second decisions.
Speaker 6: But knowing the current landscape of footy, if you make
Speaker 6: contact with someone's head and they are injured, you're in trouble.
Speaker 6: So you think Steve has been sent to the tribe?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 2: What did he break his nose?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And there's a concussion as well. Yeah. So this is
Speaker 4: the the debate which is being had right now in
Speaker 4: footy is it's more it's not so much the act,
Speaker 4: it's the outcome which is being which is being punished.
Speaker 4: So had that player not been injured or heard or
Speaker 4: you know, got straight back, Yeah, So and that's fair
Speaker 4: because now we're trying to protect the head at all
Speaker 4: at all costs.
Speaker 2: Is that the rules that out injury.
Speaker 4: They got a free kick and kick the goal, I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so this is this is the.
Speaker 3: See what you're saying, in the current environment, you be
Speaker 3: an idiot to be a player out there trying to
Speaker 3: do that on purpose, like it just you know, it's a.
Speaker 6: Name, correct.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think anyone would ever intentionally go out to
Speaker 6: hurt someone's head. But to Quinn's point, the outcome seems
Speaker 6: to carry a more significant weight than probably before.
Speaker 4: Is that Does that make footy confusing for footballs?
Speaker 6: I just want to players want to be There's so
Speaker 6: many decisions to be made within split second, and yeah,
Speaker 6: having that extra layer of kind of outcome can be tricky,
Speaker 6: but I mean, yeah, it can be.
Speaker 2: It can be because he's been Frankie has been concust
Speaker 2: that means he's ruled out for playing next week as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that the rule?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well would you say minimum then the player say,
Speaker 3: if he gets off, should really have to it out
Speaker 3: the same amount of time as the person has got
Speaker 3: if it's an accident. It's just so nuanced, like it's
Speaker 3: usually when a player is referred directly to the tribunal.
Speaker 4: And this is getting a little bit nitty gritty. It
Speaker 4: carries a four that the AFL will be looking for
Speaker 4: a four match suspension. They've already said, well it's going
Speaker 4: to be we want three matches because it's just so
Speaker 4: nuanced and it's not as deliberate or intentional as others.
Speaker 4: So it's like there's so much gray area here and
Speaker 4: it's going to be an interesting one for the tribunal.
Speaker 3: Let's look forward. Harry, are you back? How are you feeling? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Feeling good? Thank you? We play Thursday night, so all
Speaker 6: going well? Be able to play that we have training tomorrow,
Speaker 6: so call yeah, because.
Speaker 2: Do you make the call? Does a coach make the call?
Speaker 2: Where you get to play?
Speaker 6: As a player, you always want to play, and probably
Speaker 6: for the last few weeks you've been putting your hand up.
Speaker 6: But yeah, between the medical team and the coaching staff,
Speaker 6: everyone kind of Mexico.
Speaker 2: Is there a nicer vibe around the club coming off
Speaker 2: the back of the win.
Speaker 6: I actually haven't been to the club yet, but I'm
Speaker 6: assuming once we get in everyone a bit more up
Speaker 6: and about to be fair, although it's been I don't
Speaker 6: know if you guys have followed it too much, but
Speaker 6: hasn't been an amazing few weeks in terms of win loss,
Speaker 6: but the energy and positivity and is trying to bring
Speaker 6: it the club has been really good. So I'm assuming
Speaker 6: that'll be all.
Speaker 3: The weekend would have helped. Our other child on the
Speaker 3: show is Nick the Wizard Watson, who plays for the Hawks.
Speaker 3: You guys are going up against each other Thursday night
Speaker 3: at the g We'll have Nick on later in the
Speaker 3: week interested. I was going to say, do you want
Speaker 3: to leave a message for him? Have you have you
Speaker 3: got anything you want to pass on?
Speaker 6: Not really?
Speaker 3: Have you have you watched him play?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good player? Not sure I've ever met him, but so
Speaker 6: i'd probably say nice to meet hi, mate, and men
Speaker 6: go into something.
Speaker 2: You guys would look like Danny, DeVito and Arnold two
Speaker 2: team members. We should get you to recreate that photos.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we can try and maybe I.
Speaker 3: Reckon he come up to your waist.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you guys, do you play? You wouldn't play anywhere.
Speaker 6: Near ithap of each other.
Speaker 4: But I saw you on AFL three sixty the other night. Yep,
Speaker 4: it's a bit more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 4: More high brow than now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to really walk in being on guard for.
Speaker 4: I asked him about his future. Is your future like
Speaker 4: Carlton Harry.
Speaker 6: I hope so? But everyone Yeah, for AFL three six,
Speaker 6: it's a bit more analytical, a bit more did you
Speaker 6: say the wrong like.
Speaker 4: Our friend Jared Whitely and Gary Lyne.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's a question.
Speaker 4: Questions Jared, you know Jared.
Speaker 3: Go on three sixty. So you've been playing for a while, right,
Speaker 3: Obviously with a player you've got your contract, do you
Speaker 3: guys get not bonuses but pay per game performance? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like if you're if you're having to sit out for
Speaker 3: eight weeks for an injury or how many weeks have
Speaker 3: been now that you yeah, six seven weeks? So do
Speaker 3: you miss out on like game fees?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Interesting. So usually how it's structured is younger players on
Speaker 6: more minimum wage. Yep, they have a bass salary and
Speaker 6: then there's match payments that every game you get certain amount,
Speaker 6: whereas the big dogs, the more senior players or the
Speaker 6: more the larger wages. Is the set wage, right because
Speaker 6: you're more expected to be playing obviously, So yeah, it
Speaker 6: was definitely. But as a young kid, that's one of
Speaker 6: the best parts is you know you get your match
Speaker 6: payments rolling in. Yeah, if you play.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying is having a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: off has an effected the bank account.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not saying anything, Jason, but yeah, that's how
Speaker 6: it tends to.
Speaker 3: There you go, there's sick.
Speaker 2: That's what happens. Big, big, Hey, good luck to the Blue.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I loved watching you win Thursday night.
Speaker 3: She is going to be a big one at the
Speaker 3: g Carlton take on Hawthorne, Harry mckaye in the house.
Speaker 3: Thanks to coming in, brock and knee.
Speaker 2: We hope we see you out.
Speaker 3: Right on eight point thirty beautiful soul.
Speaker 2: Yes I was really singing that one.
Speaker 3: You are running late right now late anybody with kids
Speaker 3: returning to school, You can imagine the households down.
Speaker 4: I thought school starts at nine.
Speaker 2: Some schools eight twenty. Really, I actually think they should
Speaker 2: all be stuck and it might take some pressure off
Speaker 2: the roads.
Speaker 3: See my boys finish well, my boys finish at three thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three thirty was always my time.
Speaker 3: Well, it's awesome at three thirty and a lot of
Speaker 3: the traffic's already done because they've done three o'clock pick up.
Speaker 2: Oh it's some school three yeah, I always thought it
Speaker 2: was eight thirty three thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, no changes. Oh more money paying less hours
Speaker 3: they do.
Speaker 2: Oh god, well if you go to your private school, kid.
Speaker 3: My kids are back today and now there'll be other
Speaker 3: kids that aren't going back to later in the week.
Speaker 3: They're at home. Count in their fifties.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not even sure if your school is back,
Speaker 2: but your kids are going back. Oh yeah, your hot
Speaker 2: kid around the oval till three thirty of house.
Speaker 3: Whether I'll be ripping one of the kids out of
Speaker 3: school later in the week.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm excited because there.
Speaker 3: Is something that Look, this city is home to us.
Speaker 3: We love me. We've been here for about nine years.
Speaker 3: You know this is I got three young boys under eleven.
Speaker 3: This is pretty much yeah, they I was home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're a Queenslander. Yeah, and prior
Speaker 2: to that you're in New Zealand. Now New Zealand. I
Speaker 2: can't believe you didn't get around this in New zeal
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: But there's one thing my kids have never done here
Speaker 3: in Victoria, which I'm really excited to take one of
Speaker 3: them to do. See the snow for the very first time.
Speaker 4: Mate. Yeah, I flew over it yesterday.
Speaker 3: I had a look.
Speaker 4: It looked amazing, just white as far as I had.
Speaker 2: Some average ski seasons. But this is a so later
Speaker 2: on in the week, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I'm going to my nine year old out of school
Speaker 3: in case of schools listening. He's got a cold coming on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and life education is what we're doing here.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take him out Buller.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No no Oka Queen. We yeah, we're taking We're commandeering.
Speaker 3: This escalated quite quickly.
Speaker 2: Dad's going to be driving up the front, Jays up
Speaker 2: the front, Clint, Lauren and Hudson in the backseat. Yea,
Speaker 2: three of us, three little amigos in the back.
Speaker 3: I said to you, I'm taking Hardie and do a
Speaker 3: snow trip. And then it just spiraled out at the
Speaker 3: snowboard and now we're all going.
Speaker 2: We are all going, We're going on a family trip.
Speaker 2: We'll get the go prol on and off we go
Speaker 2: on that. We've got the selfie stick ready to go.
Speaker 2: We're taking Hudson. Well, the thing is, you don't know
Speaker 2: how to ski, so what's the point of.
Speaker 3: You taking no school?
Speaker 2: We're gonna you don't need ski school and you got
Speaker 2: Auntie Lauren.
Speaker 4: Are you a good skier compared to Jason, I'm not
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 3: Are you a snowboarder?
Speaker 4: No, no skier?
Speaker 2: So we can all go to ski school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all on the magic car, butt on up the mountain.
Speaker 3: So we're taking the show on the road. We're going
Speaker 3: to go to Mount Buller. We're going to be live
Speaker 3: there later in the week. And here the cool bit.
Speaker 3: We have family trips to give away.
Speaker 2: We know, winter escape to Mount Buller, enjoy ski, ski out,
Speaker 2: accommodation at Alder House, plus lift passes and get higher
Speaker 2: for three epic days on our slopes. Slover with Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren at Mount Fauller. We want to give you a
Speaker 2: family holiday to Mount Buller, but we're going to try
Speaker 2: it first. Is our little dysfunctional family.
Speaker 3: Accommodation at Alberg House is sordid. We're going to chuck
Speaker 3: in the lift passes, gear higher for three epic days
Speaker 3: on the slope.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 3: It is all happening at Mount Buller. We did this
Speaker 3: last year. We had a ripping time and we got
Speaker 3: family trips to give away this year.
Speaker 4: Now here's the rhyme.
Speaker 2: Are we all going in one car?
Speaker 3: Well, I bought walkie talkies in case we're.
Speaker 2: Doing boy, but you did walkie talkies last time, and
Speaker 2: then I said, we've got mobile phones. We can just
Speaker 2: call each other.
Speaker 3: That takes the fun out of it.
Speaker 2: But Honey and I will have fun on the walkie talkies.
Speaker 2: I'm not driving, You're gonna have to drive. So honey,
Speaker 2: clan nine of back se how many stops are we
Speaker 2: going to do on the way to Mount Buller?
Speaker 4: Bakery stops?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Remember that baker?
Speaker 4: Yes? I do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we saw that woman from the TV so.
Speaker 4: From Drew Carey show. Minni.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a bakery.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was her.
Speaker 4: It's a woman who was wearing ma cup that looked
Speaker 4: a lot like Mini.
Speaker 3: You're gonna ask for a photo I was.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe she was there now in the Harland, and.
Speaker 3: I don't don't ring now for your snow trip because
Speaker 3: we're going to start off loading them tomorrow. But I
Speaker 3: haven't told you how you win it. Oh, there is
Speaker 3: one thing we love doing on this show.
Speaker 2: We love it.
Speaker 3: We love hearing people sing for their prizes. Last time,
Speaker 3: We gave away like a six thousand dollar mattress and
Speaker 3: we said sing for your sleep, Stella, you could take
Speaker 3: this out home sleep. Oh on, you got it. So
Speaker 3: this time we are doing sing for the Snow, Sing.
Speaker 2: For the snow.
Speaker 4: Snow.
Speaker 2: You got twenty four hours to write a song.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: We'll call us tomorrow. What time I don't know anyway,
Speaker 2: the sheep tomorrow morning stage. But work on it today
Speaker 2: with the family.
Speaker 3: That's right. Start writing your songs yep. Or it can
Speaker 3: be any song. It just has to be.
Speaker 2: About why you want to go to the snow you
Speaker 2: very much, you love the snow, or maybe you've never
Speaker 2: been to the snow, like Jason, Honey, what would you do?
Speaker 4: What would I do?
Speaker 2: What song would you put?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: On the spot walking in a winter under.
Speaker 2: Okay, you wouldn't win for that, maybe if you rewrote
Speaker 2: the words.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you want to win a winter escape at
Speaker 3: Mount Buller enjoy ski in and ski out, accommodation at
Speaker 3: Alberg House plus lift passes gear high for three epic
Speaker 3: days on the slopes.
Speaker 2: Now it's not just tomorrow, We're going to be doing
Speaker 2: this for two weeks.
Speaker 6: Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Is everyone singing for the whole two weeks. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 2: get cracking on your songs.
Speaker 3: That's right, best songs when a family tripped to the snow.
Speaker 3: And then later on this week, on Thursday, we will
Speaker 3: be live from the slopes.
Speaker 2: Yes, with Hudson. I can't wait? Can How do you
Speaker 2: and I have a chat on the phone about some
Speaker 2: of the things we're going to do?
Speaker 3: Well? He yeah, I'm just I'm worried my nine year
Speaker 3: old and you should not be in the room together
Speaker 3: because you guys are just trouble.
Speaker 2: We're best friends. There's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 3: I know. I said, what are you looking forward to?
Speaker 3: He's like, we're going to have a room party.
Speaker 2: Come on, I hope you get a room with bunk
Speaker 2: beds so you and how you can sleep.
Speaker 4: We can take Hoddy out on the town with us,
Speaker 4: like we did last week. We went to visit Mount
Speaker 4: Fuller Village. That's right, we did too. We went to
Speaker 4: the staff court.
Speaker 2: You know what when we go, we're happening there. No,
Speaker 2: we won't take Hudson there. No, No, we are. We are.
Speaker 2: We're going to have yesterday that day stay with everything
Speaker 2: he asks for.
Speaker 3: No day, it's no day. Yes, thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: is our number. I hit up that park four times,
Speaker 3: four times.
Speaker 2: Nothing the park, the carrot Cake Park, carrot Cake Farm.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. How rock bottom did you get on
Speaker 3: school holidays?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What was the most rock bottom moment? Maybe it
Speaker 2: was a terrible activity, Maybe it was a complete tantrum,
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a complete mom meltdown.
Speaker 3: We went.
Speaker 4: What did you buy?
Speaker 3: Easels?
Speaker 4: Like is in if you.
Speaker 2: In Picsto whatever it's called and Picasso have a few
Speaker 2: red Was it for you? And lou were you doing all.
Speaker 3: These easels set up in the living room?
Speaker 2: And what were they painting in the living room?
Speaker 3: Campuses?
Speaker 4: Where did you get art attack? No?
Speaker 3: I went to the hostol.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I loved art.
Speaker 3: Attack third twenty four ten is our number. In return
Speaker 3: I got free stuff to go?
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 3: I've got if one movie, double passes and five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars code camp bouchers up the grounds.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been good over the holidays.
Speaker 4: I know holidays.
Speaker 2: Over the holidays.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 2: How low did you go during the holidays?
Speaker 3: Melbourne down, rolling in the deep as we have done
Speaker 3: for two weeks. Good morning Melbourne, this is number one hundred.
Speaker 3: You're on the which days the line Clintsey as.
Speaker 2: Well, Shout out to all the parents who have just
Speaker 2: dropped your kids back to school after the school holidays
Speaker 2: have finished. Day James and I were just having a
Speaker 2: little giggle about all the fun things that happened on
Speaker 2: the school holidays. I've really got to bite your tongue.
Speaker 3: Just playing the winter effects because they're going back to school.
Speaker 3: Oh no, of course, we like, you know what. All
Speaker 3: jokes aside. I had some great moments. I got three
Speaker 3: young boys and just went off and did little excursions
Speaker 3: with them and yeah, it's really nice moments with the boys.
Speaker 3: But we hit rock bottom moment. It's too Yeah, you
Speaker 3: just run out of activities, mate, Like I turned into
Speaker 3: an old man halfway through. I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: back in my day, it's been six hours playing Lego.
Speaker 3: Now you guys want this, you want that, You're do
Speaker 3: an activity and then they're like, what's next, what's next?
Speaker 2: That wasn't it. That's give you not four hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. We took Cuddy's Hudson's best mate. It was
Speaker 3: his birthday and I said, all right, well let's go
Speaker 3: pick him up. We'll take him out for lunch. Do
Speaker 3: an activity lun cool for lunch, that's growing up. Back
Speaker 3: to stowcause it was booked out. Went to Betty's Burger.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Lauren, we to Petty's Burgers and time zone
Speaker 3: two hundred bucks in the hole later and I'm like,
Speaker 3: we can't drop him back yet. We've only been gone
Speaker 3: hour an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Should have eaten slower, should have got the extra thick
Speaker 2: picture two to suck. That's another twenty minute.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. How rock bottom do
Speaker 3: you get on school holiday?
Speaker 2: Leyah, good morning? What was your rock bottom moment? I
Speaker 2: worked the.
Speaker 7: Entire of the school holidays and my poor kids they
Speaker 7: got astro on Friday, tickets for Saturday, and my five
Speaker 7: year old daughter was determined to go to Disney on ice.
Speaker 7: So I popped him in the car, tried to find
Speaker 7: a car park, couldn't find one. Trying to find one,
Speaker 7: going around and around his circles. My daughter vomited all
Speaker 7: over the car, harked on Bridge Road, popped him on
Speaker 7: a tram and they both vomited on the tram.
Speaker 2: Did you ever make it to Disney on Ice. Oh,
Speaker 2: yes we did.
Speaker 7: I got in one of those ridiculously expensive frozen ice
Speaker 7: cup singing.
Speaker 2: And that would have been good with the gas.
Speaker 7: We made it.
Speaker 2: Yep. And were there any vomits in the in the
Speaker 2: Disney on Ice theater. No, no, okay, I got it
Speaker 2: all out of their system in my.
Speaker 7: Car and on the tram.
Speaker 3: It's a tram like you know back in the day.
Speaker 3: If you have a little cheeky vomit in a cab
Speaker 3: or an uber on the way home, you have to
Speaker 3: pay the cleaning fee.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is there a cleaning fee on the tram?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: I was very very surprised. The general public was very
Speaker 7: helpful and felt very sorry for so they.
Speaker 2: Should good on you everyone who helped. Oh, that's a
Speaker 2: shock of that. And also you worked all holidays and
Speaker 2: that was your one treat to holidays.
Speaker 7: Nurse, so like nurse mums, we just pushed and you
Speaker 7: know what, both kids.
Speaker 2: No. One of my best friends at school, her mum
Speaker 2: was doctor or worked in doctor Surrey or something, and
Speaker 2: anytime she was sick, she was like, nah, saint sicker off,
Speaker 2: you got to school. Is not broken? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The nurse mums and their doctor parents are tough.
Speaker 3: Tell you what they get you on those novelty cups.
Speaker 4: We're at Disney on ice.
Speaker 2: Remember when you went to Finding Nemo on Nights?
Speaker 4: You did too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I took my niece.
Speaker 2: Finding Nemo and I saw the fish.
Speaker 3: We left at the interval, and I told her they
Speaker 3: find Nemo at the next show.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not really a fun parent, am I am
Speaker 2: a great parent? Sound like it. I would have let
Speaker 2: the kids say the whole thing. I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: I want to beat the traffic. Leanne, good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, mo we get can you top that? Did
Speaker 2: you have a vomit on the tram?
Speaker 5: I had to pay three of my kids to come
Speaker 5: out for the day with me.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Because I've got two neurodivergin boys and my daughter who
Speaker 5: lives with her dad. She come home for the first
Speaker 5: week of the school holidays and I had to pay
Speaker 5: the three of them twenty dollars each just to have
Speaker 5: a family day out.
Speaker 2: But what did they want to do? Sit at home
Speaker 2: and watch the I yeah, kids home.
Speaker 5: My eldest son, who's sixteen, wanted to play PlayStation. My
Speaker 5: daughter wanted to stay in my room and my youngest
Speaker 5: son wanted to stay in his cubby house.
Speaker 3: You know what you should have done.
Speaker 4: I should have taken them fishing.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I just connected the router at one
Speaker 3: point it's down that turned the place.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, and then what did you do with them?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: What did you do with that?
Speaker 3: When I broke after five minutes and reconnected it, I
Speaker 3: couldn't deal with the outcry.
Speaker 2: Did you you're pacitic? Do that? Do it? Probably?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Fine? Thank you for being on board of YouTube. Put
Speaker 2: the internet back on, get back on YouTube and leave
Speaker 2: me alone. Are you're going to do you can't do
Speaker 2: like false threats?
Speaker 3: I know, I take it up.
Speaker 2: It up.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, that's it. We are getting out of here tomorrow,
Speaker 3: though we're going to be offloating our first family snow trip.
Speaker 4: We are doing sing for Snover all right.
Speaker 2: If you missed step, what you've got to do is
Speaker 2: write a song about from to, any tune, any melody,
Speaker 2: why you want to go to the snow, and tomorrow
Speaker 2: it won't. You won't be in the running, and someone
Speaker 2: will be winning a Snover trip.
Speaker 3: That's right with the fan to you could be hitting
Speaker 3: the Mount Buller, enjoy ski in and ski out, accommodation
Speaker 3: at Alberg House, plus lift passes gear high for three
Speaker 3: epic days on the slopes. And yes, the first family
Speaker 3: holiday tomorrow. And so make sure we're listening. Hey, guys,
Speaker 3: have a great day.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it. Monday. Everybody is in next.
Speaker 3: Here that he did a ripping job filling in his well.
Speaker 4: Thank you man.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, che's in next.
Speaker 3: We'll see tomorrow by.
Speaker 4: Chase and Lauren.
Speaker 2: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.