WEBVTT - Full Show: Clint Has Fragile Hips

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Melbourne. We'll start your morning the right way,

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<v Speaker 1>be great, gonna be a good days is Jason Lauren?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning everybody, and a happy for Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning. Come around quickly, hasn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's excited for excursion?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm excited and nervous. So if you don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>we're talking about. This week we met a lady called

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<v Speaker 4>Teagan and a man called Mickey, who are parents two

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<v Speaker 4>eleven children. They live in a three bedroom, one bathroom home.

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<v Speaker 4>Eleven eleven, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Not ten eleven.

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<v Speaker 5>Today your mom.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Auntie Lauren. I'm going around to help with the

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<v Speaker 4>school run the school lunchboxes, the breakfast, getting the kids

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<v Speaker 4>in the.

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<v Speaker 5>In the varan you prepare, cannot wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a good night, so they went to bed

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<v Speaker 3>to six pm.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you going to go with the teeth brushing?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, it'll be like in the military, thirty seconds each

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<v Speaker 4>in out. I've already got the paste on the on

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<v Speaker 4>the I don't like touching people's dirty tooth brushes. It

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<v Speaker 4>might take take a pack, a family pack of tooth

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get all the I don't know, Banana's in pajamas

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<v Speaker 4>or something ones on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so look this morning and the sparkly toothpaste

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<v Speaker 2>that kids last seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>After seven, we'll take a.

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<v Speaker 3>Good one the bubble gum flavor.

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<v Speaker 5>The show on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to be live from one of Melbourne's biggest

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<v Speaker 2>family homes. In fact, we're gonna hear from Mickey the

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<v Speaker 2>Dad coming up in the next twenty Also, Joel Creesy's

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<v Speaker 2>on the air before seven this morning. You get to

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<v Speaker 2>see him in his latest stand up show. He's very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear him in the afternoons with Ricky, Lee

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<v Speaker 2>and Tim. But he is coming up this hour. But next,

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to get frozen?

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 4>I do cryotherapy. This is minus eighty seven degrees. You're

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<v Speaker 4>only in there for three minut This is.

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<v Speaker 5>A little bit colder than that.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to be chatting with an expert in

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<v Speaker 2>cryo freezing.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, similar, similar, but this is where they freeze you.

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<v Speaker 3>He did or a lot you did?

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<v Speaker 2>You did, and then they defrost you later in life

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<v Speaker 2>when they work out how to bring you back to

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<v Speaker 2>life and you yes, good for the skin. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to find out all about it next. Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to your Thursday. This is number one hundred. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>say hello to our next expert, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Experts with Jason Lauren, your vessel specialists who specialize in

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<v Speaker 1>very special things. Peter Solichides is our expert at cryogenically

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<v Speaker 1>freezing people.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's hear from the expert, Peter.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, takes your time, Good morning, thanks for inviting

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<v Speaker 6>me to your programs.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is extraordinary. You've frozen your first melburnion.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we've frozen, we've suspended our first patient.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, suspended? Is that what you call it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, frozen makes it sound like you're just going to

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<v Speaker 6>ice temperature and suspension is really temperatures far below their

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<v Speaker 6>pyogenic cryonic type temperatures liquid nigen minus one ninety minus

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<v Speaker 6>one eighty degree centigrade.

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<v Speaker 4>So how long after somebody passes away did they have

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<v Speaker 4>to be put into this suspension state?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it immediately or.

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<v Speaker 6>Immediately almost immediately. We're sort of fighting a race against time,

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<v Speaker 6>because once you're declared dead, you're not really dead yet

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<v Speaker 6>because your brain still has quite a bit of activity

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<v Speaker 6>going on. Then what happens at that stage we cool

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<v Speaker 6>you with water with water ice ice water, I should

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<v Speaker 6>say almost immediately you put it the hospital into or

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<v Speaker 6>cool and you're cool. So the temperature drops and we

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<v Speaker 6>have now instead of the half an hour that we

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<v Speaker 6>had before, we now have two or three hours. You're

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<v Speaker 6>getting cooled. Then you're taking to a local funeral home

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<v Speaker 6>within the next hour or whatever it might be, and

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<v Speaker 6>you'll there's certain processes that go on. You're perfused with

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<v Speaker 6>sort of a high grade anti freeze, but there's also

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<v Speaker 6>other stabilization processes, et cetera that go on. Certain we

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<v Speaker 6>drop you to minus about eighty degree centigrade, which is

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<v Speaker 6>dry ice. Now you have a week or so. You

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<v Speaker 6>notice how we're always giving you more time because the

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<v Speaker 6>lower the temperature is, the more time. And then at

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<v Speaker 6>the facility your another process goes on where you're slowly

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<v Speaker 6>dropped to liquid nitrogen temperatures. And that half an hour

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<v Speaker 6>that we had at the beginning, which went to two

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<v Speaker 6>hours in ice, which went to a week or two

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<v Speaker 6>weeks with dry ice, now can be hundreds of years

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<v Speaker 6>because the chemical activity, the physics activity has stopped in

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<v Speaker 6>your body.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine waking up in two hundred years time.

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<v Speaker 2>Peter It says he you've got thirty two people already

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<v Speaker 2>signed up and paid seventy K each for their spot.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just waiting for them to die. Are you yourself

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<v Speaker 2>planning on going?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you are, yeah, someone of those thirty five, and

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<v Speaker 6>on top of those thirty five, they were what you'd

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<v Speaker 6>call our initial investors.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really want to be defrosted in two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>years and everyone you know and love is dead.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not most people interested in clinics. It's not a

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<v Speaker 6>major issue.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course.

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<v Speaker 6>Some people are in as families, so they, oh, you're

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<v Speaker 6>a value pack. I'm sorry, is there a value big?

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<v Speaker 6>We don't, but they're interested as a family, they're interested,

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<v Speaker 6>so of course they Well, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be more than two hundred years. I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know. How much room have you got in there?

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<v Speaker 1>How big is the where are the chamber?

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<v Speaker 6>The actual chamber itself is like it's one It's called

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<v Speaker 6>a chriostat or do It's like a big thermos flask

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<v Speaker 6>and it fits four people in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm quite interested in it, Peter.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to say, but don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what I mean by the sad element?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, most people interested in this would be interested

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<v Speaker 4>in the scientific side.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that, but like I would Peter the frosted going,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, is hackstill understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well you wake up, you're like, well, the state

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<v Speaker 1>government's actually built the suburban Raila all like I can

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<v Speaker 1>get to the airport.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, a lot of people are interested to see how

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<v Speaker 6>things turn out and are very interested in the future.

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<v Speaker 5>What does it cost one of these.

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<v Speaker 6>Initial investors is fifty to seventy thousand dollars, as you

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<v Speaker 6>mentioned before. After we operated, then it's we take in

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<v Speaker 6>what we call subscribers. For them, it's one hundred and

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<v Speaker 6>fifty thousand dollars. It's paid by life insurance. If you

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<v Speaker 6>paid three or four hundred dollars a year at the

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<v Speaker 6>time you pass away, the life insurance pays to us,

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<v Speaker 6>and it's one off you don't pay after that. We

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<v Speaker 6>essentially use the hunt. Most of one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 6>thousand we invested it what not invest almost bank type interest,

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<v Speaker 6>very secure investment. We make about three to four thousand

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<v Speaker 6>a year. Liquid Nitian is two thousand dollars a year,

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<v Speaker 6>and this is all after inflation. You know, we've already

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<v Speaker 6>our numbers allowed. So basically you can go on forever

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<v Speaker 6>at that sort of thing. The world doesn't blow up.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say two hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>So you will go through this process, hopefully in a

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<v Speaker 4>long time from now. When you come back in two

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<v Speaker 4>hundred years, what do you think, What are you expecting

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<v Speaker 4>the world to look like?

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<v Speaker 6>I honestly don't know. Go back two hundred years and

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<v Speaker 6>you're thinking now and imagine if you could ever imagine

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<v Speaker 6>what the world look like in the future. The only

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<v Speaker 6>thing that you can't imagine is it's much better now

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<v Speaker 6>than what it was two or three hundred years ago

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<v Speaker 6>in terms of the way people live in particularly in

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<v Speaker 6>Western societies, and that it's much better.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the Jetsons.

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<v Speaker 4>They used to say, people would like FaceTime on the Jetsons.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows Jason get frozen with that little cap on

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<v Speaker 1>his head as well. Spend it pops out in two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred years and he's still got his deuce Machina had

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<v Speaker 1>on the truck.

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<v Speaker 2>I had still cool. Guys, Hey, Peter, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Make a fascinating insight. We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you very much for your time too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 7>Dross and Lauren have found one of Melbourne's biggest families.

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<v Speaker 5>How many nuggets he go on through a week.

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<v Speaker 3>I love chickeny nuggets.

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<v Speaker 6>In one city we go through three and a half

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<v Speaker 6>yield three half.

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<v Speaker 3>How much is your grocery really each week? Can I ask?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm too scared to add it up.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a lot of sweet and sour dipping sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>That's an expensive grocery bill.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a big coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>After seven, we are live from the home of one

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<v Speaker 2>of Melbourne's biggest families, Mum, Dad, eleven kids and Auntie Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning helps out. Before that, though, Joe Crazy. We

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<v Speaker 2>know him from the nov Drive show and he's about

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<v Speaker 2>to pop up on stage here in Melbourne for his

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<v Speaker 2>latest comedy show. He joins us next, here's a face

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<v Speaker 2>you don't see around the office this time of the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it a beautiful face?

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<v Speaker 5>Unless he's at a bender and locked himself out of

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<v Speaker 5>home job.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, so good to see you. I was so

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<v Speaker 8>nervous about being here this early this morning. I thought

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<v Speaker 8>about sleeping the night in the office.

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<v Speaker 9>Is that allowed?

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<v Speaker 3>It would have been someone with you.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's frowned upon.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you go into our office because we've got the

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<v Speaker 3>big recliner couch.

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<v Speaker 8>I notice you've got the very nice office. I'm still

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<v Speaker 8>over in the corner. Nobody puts baby in the corner, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I quite like it.

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<v Speaker 5>So you touch.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows you there, No one knows them there.

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<v Speaker 4>You were in very early and you were jumping out

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<v Speaker 4>of your skin with excitement about an interview.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you tell us who it is here?

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<v Speaker 8>So you know on our show we only do really

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<v Speaker 8>one interview a week during quick draw and and so

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<v Speaker 8>this interview was so important and particularly important to me

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<v Speaker 8>that I was happy to get up at whatever time

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<v Speaker 8>to come in and do it.

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<v Speaker 9>It is in bar Hey, I don't know how they are.

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<v Speaker 1>So why why was it so important?

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<v Speaker 5>Joe?

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<v Speaker 6>Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Why is it so important to you? Subject?

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<v Speaker 8>This person has informed a lot of my life. And John, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>it was Auntie l from the Beafer. They're there. They're

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<v Speaker 8>a proper, proper superstar is a big one.

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<v Speaker 5>Is she doing interviews?

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<v Speaker 3>But that's what she is?

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<v Speaker 5>She When will we hear who it is?

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<v Speaker 8>That's a great question. Well that is Ricky Lee's favorite.

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<v Speaker 8>I know Ricky Lee's absolute favorite, so it could be.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So keep listening to Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel

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<v Speaker 5>to find out who it is and great.

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<v Speaker 2>Joel.

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<v Speaker 5>I was at the spread Eagle's.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I was starting with the bartender and she was saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you work with Joel and I said yeah, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>he's had a he's had a big night here want

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<v Speaker 2>and left with an open tab?

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<v Speaker 5>What didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Not?

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<v Speaker 9>This is the second time this has happened to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you just put your drinks on his dad?

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<v Speaker 9>Then, Jadill, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 8>I did this the other day to our producer in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 8>I was up in Sydney seeing the guys and I said,

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<v Speaker 8>let's go out for coffee, walked off without paying the

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<v Speaker 8>tabe I've done it before. You think there's a theme,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a done and dash.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently apparently you left behind a bit of a ritzy jacket.

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<v Speaker 9>I did. That's Shelley.

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<v Speaker 2>Shelley, the manager of Shelley said, if you want the

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<v Speaker 2>jacket paid the town, it's like a ransom, Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>What's worth more the jacket or the tab?

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<v Speaker 2>The tab was worth a fair bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Your towel.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but I'm not going to say what what brand

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<v Speaker 8>it is because I think there's still a bit on

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<v Speaker 8>the nose, so you know exactly which brand I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 9>Of course you got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course you got.

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<v Speaker 3>Your jacket at the spread Eggs. That would be a

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<v Speaker 3>very rare sighting.

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<v Speaker 9>That's the thing about Spready. I love it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and that's the thing about the Spready.

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<v Speaker 9>Everybody's welcome. And why am I here plugging this bready?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know. I reckon. We now all need to

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<v Speaker 9>go as a group.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't think you get the.

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<v Speaker 2>We can we can do pre drinks for your live show,

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<v Speaker 2>you new tour, thanks for being here. Tickets through live nation,

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<v Speaker 2>dot com dot au. Last time we caught up, you

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<v Speaker 2>were shooting the poster.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, the poster, Thank you very much. You had no

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<v Speaker 8>photo shopping happening there.

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<v Speaker 3>Very Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 9>It is a bit well.

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<v Speaker 8>I got engaged last year. There's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 8>lovey dovey storyline to it, but there's also a lot

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<v Speaker 8>of you know, your standard Joel Creasy shtick. I had

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<v Speaker 8>the pleasure of hosting the Real Housewives of Sydney reunion

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<v Speaker 8>last year. I will be going into that. I also

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<v Speaker 8>broke five ribs last year, and I can tell you

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<v Speaker 8>that was less painful than.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 9>And you get no sympathy for broken ribs.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't say them and you can't do anything about.

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<v Speaker 9>It, and you can't laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Get them moved.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Removed.

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<v Speaker 9>I haven't given it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a few drinks before the show? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you go on?

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<v Speaker 8>I like going on cold because I think it slows

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<v Speaker 8>down your reaction time with the audience. If there is

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<v Speaker 8>a heckler, I don't get a whole heap. Plus, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>when you have your first drink, you then want another

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<v Speaker 8>one and the show goes for like sixty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get the whole heckling thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone, it's not your show.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a big comedian the other day that got some

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<v Speaker 4>hecklers removed.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you read that.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't remember, but it was a whole thing and

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<v Speaker 4>he ended up saying to the audience are these people

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<v Speaker 4>annoying you?

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<v Speaker 3>And he got security to escort. That was Peter Kay.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't mind a heckle if it's if it's something,

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<v Speaker 8>it's something I can work with. But when they're drunk

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<v Speaker 8>and it's just like, like I can't do anything with that.

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<v Speaker 9>It's my mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You read you read the protesters they look fun.

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<v Speaker 3>They protesting about we don't like Valencia.

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<v Speaker 8>I remember, I remember, I mean I wouldn't mind some

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<v Speaker 8>protesters get.

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<v Speaker 4>We're right, yeah, what else is happening in the world

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<v Speaker 4>of Joglan wedding happening?

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<v Speaker 8>No, we're thinking, well, here's the problem, right, Jack wants

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<v Speaker 8>to do Destination and I want to do Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, and we're in a real way.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's the answer. How much family do you want me?

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<v Speaker 9>Not too many?

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<v Speaker 2>Show Crazy You Tour. Thanks for being here. You can

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<v Speaker 2>get tickets through live nation dot com, dot.

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<v Speaker 8>Are you And I'm not dying. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 8>know that title sounds like a passing away for being here.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think it sounds like plays on sympathy.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a story.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm a girl named Tiggan who was busy with eleven

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<v Speaker 10>kids of her own. They have three bedrooms and one

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<v Speaker 10>bathroom in their Cranburn home.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning Melbourne, as we do live from one

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<v Speaker 2>of Melbourne's biggest family. He's teaking has had us over

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<v Speaker 2>this morning when there are eleven kids, Jess, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>big family. Good morning, family, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I've forgotten your name, hopefully, Lauren remembers teaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, good morning. Can I just say right because

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<v Speaker 2>I I had.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Jason's still a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Of sleep, Well, wake up, get out of bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are who's still asleep? Takes?

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<v Speaker 11>We've got Piper only asleep, right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Pipe only asleep okay, but everyone else is awake

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<v Speaker 2>all right, okay? Cool? Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Watch are you Timmy?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Riley Riley morning Lan. We'll be okay, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to need attacks. There's just a baby currently sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>a rocker as well.

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<v Speaker 5>I just walked over that.

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<v Speaker 2>Teagan, Can I just say there is an element of Clinton.

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<v Speaker 2>I we was just talking because Clint, You've got nephews.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I feel very inferior though.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you feel as a father?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I can never bitch about it. Three

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<v Speaker 2>kids again, Teaks. Hats off to you because all your

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<v Speaker 2>kids are helping out. Everyone's got a job. There is

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<v Speaker 2>just a huge element of calmness in this house where

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at clip before and I was like, would

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<v Speaker 2>this be this calm at your sister's house because my

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<v Speaker 2>house would be nuts.

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<v Speaker 11>It's calm at the moment because they're all just waking up.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, it's like the zoo they always say it's seven

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<v Speaker 2>point thirty when feeding time happens.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but is everything time to perfection? I assume everything

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<v Speaker 5>has to.

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<v Speaker 11>Be right almost yeah, like clockwork almost yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Right. You know what we're missing. We're missing an auntie.

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<v Speaker 5>You are missing in elements.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside the house at the moment. She has just arrived,

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't walked in yet. Are we gotta micd up? Good morning, Lozzi.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning boys, good morning kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning takeing, Hey, just quickly, it's it's binda are you

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure if you're gonna hit the garbage truck

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<v Speaker 4>going past, but I'm just looking at two very small bins,

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<v Speaker 4>thinking I fill that up.

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<v Speaker 3>These thirteen people. Surely they could throw you another bin

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<v Speaker 3>on the street.

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<v Speaker 12>Actually, no, city case, you're actually taking one of those bins.

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<v Speaker 11>We pay for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Please tell me it's not fortnightly collection.

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<v Speaker 11>It's weekly, right, garbage bin is weekly?

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<v Speaker 2>What color bin's at the green one? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Take?

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<v Speaker 4>And there's some units across the road, and they've got

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<v Speaker 4>about eleven bins. I'm going to go swipe a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of four years. I think it's only fair. There'd be

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<v Speaker 4>more people in your house than in all those units.

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<v Speaker 5>She's already helping.

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<v Speaker 2>So look after the song, Laws, you're going to enter

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<v Speaker 2>the house and see all the kids and what you're

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<v Speaker 2>working with. Now, there's a couple of things we just

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<v Speaker 2>need to flag that Clinton and I have been made

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<v Speaker 2>aware of this morning. As a joke, we said to

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<v Speaker 2>Teak and Hey, you know, Lauren will do the lunches, right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. I thought lunches would be done and

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<v Speaker 2>might do one. You actually haven't done them, have you?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 11>I haven't done them.

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<v Speaker 5>That's okay, because Lauren's very supplies.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stop a shell Ready Express.

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<v Speaker 4>I went up to shell Ready Express.

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<v Speaker 5>There's an the spanner. Oh you know what, Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 5>tell her that after this.

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<v Speaker 3>How am I going to Egan? I've got I've been

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<v Speaker 3>trying to memorize the names.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, go through the names Hailey, Ella, Cade forgotten the fourth.

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<v Speaker 4>Then it goes to Laylor, Ryland, someone in, Piper, Skyler, Oakley, Kate,

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<v Speaker 4>and Addison.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do I forget? That's ten.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, there was a few names wrong in that bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Skew If I think it's Lyla, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, coming up next, Laws gets to meet

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<v Speaker 2>the family, and and.

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<v Speaker 5>Clint, you can tell Lauren babies, Yeah, babies a week.

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<v Speaker 5>Clint Oakley is the baby Oakley. Yes, there we go. Clint,

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<v Speaker 5>you can tell Lauren the exciting it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just been made aware another challenge. We'll go there next.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Morning Melbourne. We're live from one of Melbourn's biggest families.

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<v Speaker 2>This is over Good Morning Melbourne. This is an over

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred. We are on the air. Thanks so mates

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<v Speaker 2>at she already express. It is Jason, Lauren Clint here too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually Clinton and I live in Teagan's house. This

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<v Speaker 2>is one of Melbourn's biggest families. Tagan has how many

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<v Speaker 2>children against EIGs eleven? And also we spoke to your

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<v Speaker 2>partner Mickey on the air yesterday. He wasn't opposed to

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<v Speaker 2>a number twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we didn't get your reaction. Remember your lives. Is

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<v Speaker 5>that a yay or a nay or a maybe?

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<v Speaker 11>That's a maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, kids, how do we feel about another brother?

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<v Speaker 2>Or okay? That was mixed feelings. You know what this

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<v Speaker 2>family is missing though, and that's an auntie who can

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<v Speaker 2>come round and help. And I believe the auntie just

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up out the front, come in Auntie Lauren.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Auntie Lauren's home. Knock Lauren. Oh my gosh, you

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<v Speaker 3>two are on the recliners with your feed up. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you right?

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<v Speaker 5>We're justserving my kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's very Do you want us to get out

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<v Speaker 4>of your house? It's very early in the morning, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>The poor things have worken up?

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<v Speaker 3>Lauren the oldest high Teagan? Hi, who's the oldest?

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<v Speaker 5>The twins?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the twins behind.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning girls.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a tiny baby. How old is the tiny baby?

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<v Speaker 2>Two months?

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<v Speaker 5>I think?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now, just don't get distracted al right, because you

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<v Speaker 1>got work to do, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>What does everyone want for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's had breakfast? Story? What do you want? Pancakes? What

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<v Speaker 3>about vegi? Might toast?

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<v Speaker 5>Someone wanted it for a Tata?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, so teas, can you just run us through because

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be like, look, I'll be honest, they'd be parents

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<v Speaker 2>like myself right now, just trying to get their head

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<v Speaker 2>around how you work to the schedule?

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<v Speaker 5>Was isn't there just such a huge element of calmness

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<v Speaker 5>though my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Is more manic than that. What's going on is everyone's dated.

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<v Speaker 3>What everyone's very calm?

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<v Speaker 5>We hear other military.

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<v Speaker 11>It's not breakfast time yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So breakfast time is when it gets hectic. What

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<v Speaker 4>time does breakfast time kick off?

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<v Speaker 11>Very soon?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>So is that the first job taking? Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>What? You know?

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<v Speaker 5>We're up and we're straight into the kitchen and breakfast?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, pretty much, breakfast first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 5>Kids can be fussy, Like I crack it at home

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<v Speaker 5>and I've got to do three different meals.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes you crack it over everything, though, do you they're

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<v Speaker 4>fucking fussy?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, jays can do the fussy ones. Now. Is it

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<v Speaker 3>true your husband had the option to have the day

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<v Speaker 3>off today and he said, no, thanks, I would rather

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<v Speaker 3>go to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, Hey, there's a there's another small spanner. What what

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<v Speaker 1>at high school today?

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<v Speaker 5>Who's high school special event happening?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You take take us back to your days at Wesley.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was always a big day.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, something that I reckon would have been more

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<v Speaker 2>important to you and your family.

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<v Speaker 3>Swimming condle, No.

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<v Speaker 5>No geting excited about the swimming, cannibal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's school photo day?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that why the tweens have their hair straightened and

0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:43.080
<v Speaker 4>they're looking gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, school photo day? To do your make er.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you are.

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<v Speaker 3>You allowed to do makeups? Probably not.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we've already put on my scar this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the.

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<v Speaker 5>Go you need to get into breakfast, made to be

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<v Speaker 5>seeing the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>Should I go?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think you should be sitting down? Do you

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<v Speaker 5>mind if we just wait here?

0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:08.720
<v Speaker 4>Well, you look like you're leaying Keith on goggle Box

0:23:08.760 --> 0:23:13.359
<v Speaker 4>in those reclinements. Okay, so the kitchen's just right here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we've got peanut button, a Televegi might butter? Where's do

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<v Speaker 4>you have a coffee machine? I wouldn't mind her.

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<v Speaker 11>Don't drink coffee? Actually you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, you red bull?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so we've got bread. Okay, toast toast seems like

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<v Speaker 4>a good option.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so Teagan just quickly, everyone have the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing on their toast? No, right, okay? What's what?

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 2>They do?

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<v Speaker 3>Their own flavors on top of their own toppings?

0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:48.480
<v Speaker 11>Some do, some don't.

0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Where do we sit on cruss?

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<v Speaker 11>Some have cruss? Some don't.

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<v Speaker 3>What even is this in here?

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<v Speaker 11>That would be cinnamon?

0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:57.479
<v Speaker 2>Sugar cinnamon?

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<v Speaker 5>Can you get me one of them? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up? What else have we got? Okay? We buy

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<v Speaker 3>the bog By Teddy Bears for the So the lunch

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<v Speaker 3>boxes haven't been done?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Does everyone have like one of those lunchbox? So what

0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:13.160
<v Speaker 4>do you hang on? I've got which one?

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:13.399
<v Speaker 9>Are you?

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Zoey? Okay, Zoey? What do you have a lunch box?

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.480
<v Speaker 3>Just put put it in your back? Okay? What what's

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<v Speaker 3>on the agenda for lunch today?

0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:22.959
<v Speaker 5>Thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Roll a roll? I can do a roll. There's rolls.

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<v Speaker 5>There's rolls.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we can do roles.

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<v Speaker 5>Brought some stuff?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we bought. We've bought some snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Final thing on the toast tagin because I know some

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<v Speaker 2>kids can be fussy?

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<v Speaker 5>Is a straight cut? Are we doing triangles? Are we?

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<v Speaker 11>Some have no crust? Some?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you listening to this now?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm playing with the baby? Okay, great's two babies? Sorry? Gone?

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<v Speaker 11>Some have it only cut in half?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we talking toast or sandwich?

0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 5>Toast? Okay?

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:53.480
<v Speaker 3>And others?

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<v Speaker 11>And others have it cut in squares?

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh jeez, No one does all right? No?

0:24:58.000 --> 0:25:00.600
<v Speaker 4>No trugles cut in half on the left of the room,

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<v Speaker 4>squares on the right.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to start putting the toast on you. Who

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<v Speaker 3>wants toast?

0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 2>How many toasters do we have going in?

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<v Speaker 3>These eight slices available?

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:13.359
<v Speaker 5>Can I just say, hang on, what's wrong?

0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 11>They have four e four pieces each.

0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Four pieces each?

0:25:16.800 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 2>That good card, get them full four pieces?

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:23.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're just a toast maker in the morning. Yeah, okay,

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:24.400
<v Speaker 3>you know we.

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:25.679
<v Speaker 2>Need to get you one of those things that they

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<v Speaker 2>have at hotel buffets Belt.

0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:32.360
<v Speaker 3>You have to put them through too many times.

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<v Speaker 2>You just turn it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, wish me luck Melbourne.

0:25:37.480 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we are alive from one of Melbourne's biggest families. Now, look,

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:42.879
<v Speaker 2>we're going to be doing a heap of posting this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>so follow us on socials, Jase and Lauren on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll be able to follow the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are the dogs?

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<v Speaker 5>Dogs are out in the back.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just going to go visit the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got no time for that. You need to get cooking.

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<v Speaker 3>They need breakfast to the dogs.

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<v Speaker 11>No, they're good, they're good.

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<v Speaker 5>They like in the triangles.

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<v Speaker 11>They eat the crust.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 2>There you go. We alive from one of Melbourne's biggest families.

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<v Speaker 2>We're a Teagan's house with there are eleven children this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Jason, Lauren Clints here too. We're doing it

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<v Speaker 2>thanks to shell Ready Express Auntie. Lauren currently in the kitchen.

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Three breakfast, four breakfasts down.

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 5>That's pretty good.

0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:25.000
<v Speaker 3>His Skyla's breakfast is being handed over.

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<v Speaker 5>What is skyl again?

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<v Speaker 4>Peanut butter on toast? And I'm now doing Lilah's breakfast.

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:31.879
<v Speaker 4>I think I called it Layla before. That didn't go

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<v Speaker 4>down that well.

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<v Speaker 5>Is here a some sort of eggs Benny breakfast special?

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<v Speaker 3>Jason?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, sorry, I'd like mine, Scrammy can get Can I

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<v Speaker 7>just say I'm very relaxed Jason.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, you were in the recliners in the

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<v Speaker 5>living room, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I love breakfast? Up? What do you want? Peanut butter?

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to do your own? Yeah? You're standing

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<v Speaker 3>right there. Why not have to learn?

0:26:57.080 --> 0:27:00.480
<v Speaker 5>You know what? You are the number one person I

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<v Speaker 5>would go to in a crisis.

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:02.600
<v Speaker 3>Who else is?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not take it?

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 5>Lauren? Lauren?

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:13.120
<v Speaker 3>Hello? What's your name? Cain Caine? What do you want

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<v Speaker 3>for breakfast?

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 5>Toast?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, come on, I'm over here and put your order

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<v Speaker 3>in and.

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<v Speaker 5>Down while you're cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>As Lauren pulled up this morning, Clint I noticed something

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in the center console of her car, A thin

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 2>little bit of paper, a thin like a long receipt.

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 3>Parking fine one here.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I just noticed once.

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<v Speaker 3>Top off my morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I'm not sure if you've actually read the parking

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 2>fine in detail yet, Lozzy, but there are a number

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>of people around Melbourne complaining at the moment because they

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.119
<v Speaker 2>have been getting parking fines attached to their window.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, we all complain when we get a parking fine. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard of the city of New York minute? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a city. It's a burger chain and it's

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 2>not a parking fine. They are free burger vouchers.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh fantastic, made to look like parking fine. A lot

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<v Speaker 5>of people would just throw them away.

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:16.040
<v Speaker 2>That I know. So they've been placed under the wipers

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<v Speaker 2>of cars.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell are we talking? It's a bloody good advertising.

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. What what good marketing? So what do we

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 1>get a free burg? You get a free burger at

0:28:25.359 --> 0:28:28.360
<v Speaker 1>New York minute. Some people are blowing up online saying

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<v Speaker 1>this outroadus.

0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:29.880
<v Speaker 2>It's stupid.

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 5>Of course they would, but I mean, come on, but

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 5>it's a roller coaster of emotions.

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 2>You walk up and see the tag and then you

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 2>turn the tag over and to see a free burger.

0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm one of those people that gets to the car

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'm so embarrassed about having a parking ticket on

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 1>the car.

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<v Speaker 5>Just keep driving and let it flap around.

0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Me to one's I can't if there's anyone watching. You

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:54.520
<v Speaker 1>walk to the car and you know that feeling it's embarrassment.

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 1>You just get in the car and you keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>You try and make it look like and I were

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<v Speaker 4>once out for lunch and we saw the parking inspector

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 4>coming or hang on one second, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that off?

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 5>The crust cutoff the crust off?

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm glad I chose a plastic knife for this one. Clinton,

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:14.520
<v Speaker 4>I once saw the parking inspector coming in. He just

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 4>sat at lunch and watched it happen because he's too

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 4>embarrassed to go to stop him.

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 5>He's one for you. What about if they brought the

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 5>toe trucking? Oh do you know I'd probably let them

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 5>toll me, would you, Lauren?

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, honey, And you know the place you've got to

0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 4>go to get your car back, then you have to

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 4>pay a.

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Towing fee on top of the parking. Just on one second,

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<v Speaker 3>do you want it in a big square of the

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<v Speaker 3>crust off for triangles.

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 5>Squares, squ square squares. Of course he wants squares, Lauren.

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 5>So you're telling me purely to avoid the embarrassment and.

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Let it go.

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 5>That's a that's a later job. But this is a

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:53.560
<v Speaker 5>good that's a good mark.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a bloody great idea. In fact, if

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 2>you get a parking front today, just walking to maccas

0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 2>and try and exchange.

0:29:58.480 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 5>It for a blow angry, I would't mind a burg.

0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 5>All right, we are live from one of Melbourne's biggest.

0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 3>Families, my sixth breakfast. Guys, we're nearly there killing it.

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 5>Hey, we've got it, We've got We've got another twist.

0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 5>Believe I believe Channel Line's coming down.

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 3>You've got to be kidding me.

0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 5>No, they are sending a camera crew down this morning.

0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I hate you going.

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 5>And it's not kids w beads for the news.

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, when we said Lauren's in the kitchen, they

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 2>were like, this is breaking. Sorry, I'm getting a big Lauren.

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 2>What's the name of that little boy?

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 3>That one?

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 5>That's sorry, Tate. I just got a filthy look from

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:37.440
<v Speaker 5>take because's trying to watch.

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 4>His iPad has your breakfast going that I made you?

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:44.000
<v Speaker 4>Then a teller on tope, it's good to me.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 5>Have you finished making breakfast for eleven kids?

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Breakfast is done? But tea did?

0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Mother of eleven kids said, oh, Lauren, breakfast is easy.

0:30:51.160 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 4>Wait until they're lining up for lunch. They or on

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 4>something different.

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 3>Rolls out, ready to go. We've got ham, We've got

0:30:57.320 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 3>a teller, we've got a multiple of meat.

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Actually, just on that massive thanks to Shell Ready express.

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Grab your milk, coffee, fresh bread, fuel, whatever it is

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 2>or lunch on the go, whatever you need, it's at

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 2>the Ready. I know laws did a massive stop by

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 2>there this morning on the way I did.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 4>I've got everything these kids need for school, don't worry

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 4>about that, and I'm not everything that will make this

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 4>morning's lunch making experience much easier.

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 5>Can I make a suggestion? I would.

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I would get them all to hit the trampoline before

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.240
<v Speaker 2>for school, just to get the energy out.

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 3>Do they go on taken? Did they go on the

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 3>trampoline before school?

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:30.959
<v Speaker 11>Not normally?

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.280
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean this isn't a normal day.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 5>Let's get them out there kids, no rules, Lauren.

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 4>We've got a couple of uniforms a couple of still

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 4>in pajamas, so we've got to get uniforms out and

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get making on lunch if you don't mind.

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<v Speaker 5>All right done, how do we interrupt?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>Just quickly, Clint, did I hear a state of origin?

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<v Speaker 2>Back?

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<v Speaker 5>For Eotentially?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like we have this debate each

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>and every year, but this is all inspired by the

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<v Speaker 1>success of the Indigenous All Stars game against Freeo just

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<v Speaker 1>last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Question question, because this is where it's sort of weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I'm gathering to be cool like as a queens

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<v Speaker 2>South Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's in NRL, obviously you get the Maroons and

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<v Speaker 1>the Blues Queensland New South Wales. In AFL, your footy

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<v Speaker 1>heartland is Victoria, South Australia and that's sort of the

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<v Speaker 1>most common sense option. But then you've got Western Australia

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<v Speaker 1>to be involved. You know, you've got Tazzy now want

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<v Speaker 1>to be involved. And then sort of the best of

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>the rest is like the All Stars, so it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the same Now.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, Well, you're the sport guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you vote yea or name I'd go ya to

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<v Speaker 1>as South Australia Victoria clash because that's where the rivalry sits, right,

0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>But then Jez, the other states are going to be off.

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Can't win them all. This is number one hundred. You

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<v Speaker 2>are on the air with Jase and Lauren. We are

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<v Speaker 2>live from one of Melbourn's biggest families and according to

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 2>their family clock in the kitchen, it has just gone.

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 5>For the batteries are gone in that one.

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<v Speaker 7>No no, no, no still Fouray.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a story.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm a girl named Again who are busy with.

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<v Speaker 3>The eleven kids of her on.

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 10>They have three bedrooms and one bathroom in their cranburn.

0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:12.959
<v Speaker 2>Hole and they have Auntie Lauren in the kitchen who

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<v Speaker 2>is absolutely killing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we've got to be out the door by quarter

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 4>past eight. There's eleven kids. Breakfast is done. I'm on,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on the third lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't the tall sandwich?

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<v Speaker 12>Do?

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<v Speaker 3>I put a tailer on both sides of the sand.

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<v Speaker 5>Too much sugar?

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Because he said no cross and I had a roll

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<v Speaker 4>in front of me and I was cut the cross

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<v Speaker 4>off the roll.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've gone back to breads. And you might be

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<v Speaker 3>thick on them to tell there, but I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Two sandwich mom of eleven. Just just on the food thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So I noticed you mentioned how many nuggets do you

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<v Speaker 2>do in a serving?

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Jase, that's all you care about?

0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Three and a half kilos three and a half kilos

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I just want people listening at home to realize,

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<v Speaker 2>like just just the size of shopping and you know

0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 2>the thought and planning that has to go into it.

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<v Speaker 5>How much milk and bread would.

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<v Speaker 12>You go through for breakfast? We go through about sometimes

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<v Speaker 12>two loaves.

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 3>There's four loaves on this on this bench, just for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 5>For breakfast breakfast. Does that include lunches or not? No? No,

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 5>So each day, how much bread would you buy?

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<v Speaker 11>About four loaves?

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:17.359
<v Speaker 5>Yep?

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 11>And then rolls? We buy twelve rolls for school lunches.

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<v Speaker 5>And this is like, are you doing a big weekly shop?

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 11>Like, no, we can't do a weekly shop.

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, of course not, because if I do a.

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<v Speaker 11>Weekly shop, it all gets eaten before the end of

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 11>the week. Yes, you buy more.

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<v Speaker 3>They've got no control like me if it's in the

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<v Speaker 3>pantry only. Yeah, all right, Just quickly, can someone asks

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 3>take does he like your sandwiches and triangles or squares?

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:44.839
<v Speaker 2>Do you like I've got it take Do you want

0:34:44.880 --> 0:34:48.279
<v Speaker 2>your sandwich in triangles or squares? Please?

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 3>Lauren, lunches up, kid. I got you an apple and

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 3>some snaps, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to wrap it in the wrap and then

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>put all the biscuits and the chips in.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what my mum used to do, Clint

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 2>down then, Yeah, she'd write a lovely note.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that put it in the lunches. Yes, you need notes.

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 7>We need notes, Lauren.

0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't know their names. That's okay.

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what well you do? Well?

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 5>You do the lunches lost?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you give us a tour of the house on

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 2>the baby needs?

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, you're good. Just you just picked up

0:35:21.040 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 5>the baby with one.

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:23.839
<v Speaker 2>Last time I saw that was on a bloody nat

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Geo documentary.

0:35:26.880 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 11>You're gonna go to Clint.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't make the baby cry, Clint.

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 2>And don't try and breastfeed the trail clean vomits on

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:36.800
<v Speaker 2>so I really do. The ruler is if the baby

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 2>person itself while you're holding you have to change it.

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<v Speaker 5>Skyler. Now, okay, let's go for a spin.

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Let's just run everyone through the house as well. How

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>many bedrooms, three bedrooms? How many bathrooms.

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:49.400
<v Speaker 11>One bathroom true toilets.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, okay, can we have a two of the bedrooms

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.840
<v Speaker 2>because look, you know it is let's go it is quite.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 5>Come on, it is quite.

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 2>How long we've been in this house.

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<v Speaker 11>We've been here fifteen years now, yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Right, So this is so when you moved in, just

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 5>had the twins.

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 11>Had no one, had no one, no one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Okay, so we're in there. This is the boys room.

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 2>So we've got two bunk beds in here.

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:14.439
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 5>Right, so this is bedroom number one.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.240
<v Speaker 11>Yep, We've got kJ Ryland, Tate and Addie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, I think I think Scarland's mum and my

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 1>arm's getting sore as well.

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to lie down? You must be. I'm exhausted,

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 2>all right, So as we go to the next bedroom,

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 2>my god parents just want to reach to the radio

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 2>and slap you right now, stand away.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, now this is down to mum and Dad's jase.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 3>If you see take down there? Can you time? It's

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 3>time to put his uniform on.

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 4>His lunch has been made, he's put it in his

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 4>bat You.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't want to take an apple today?

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Don't tell his mums on the watching the iPad.

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Go and put his uniform on. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, Tates off to do his uniform. This

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 2>is in the boudoir, right, So this is mum and

0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Dad's room dressed. I was about to say the old

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 2>joke is all the action happens?

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Jeez? What are they putting in the water down?

0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:11.759
<v Speaker 2>This room must be exhausted. Okay, so this is your room?

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 2>How many kids are sleeping here?

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:16.719
<v Speaker 5>Three? She got you and Mickey in the bed. Who

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:17.439
<v Speaker 5>else is in the bed?

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:21.280
<v Speaker 11>When we go to bed, it's just the two of us.

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 5>And then you wake up with it the two little girls.

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:25.279
<v Speaker 5>I got to say, just like.

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:27.840
<v Speaker 2>We touched on it before, there is an element of calmness,

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:29.399
<v Speaker 2>but there's also a lot of love in this house.

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 5>And as we said before, it's just calm.

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's very polite kids. Touch shop lady over here.

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 4>They've all been very polite.

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:39.080
<v Speaker 5>Shop lady arms.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what they're getting your workout to be honest.

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:47.360
<v Speaker 5>Today? All right, so this is okay, Now we're entering.

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<v Speaker 11>The girls girls permission?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I come and see the girl's room.

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:54.719
<v Speaker 5>You've got to finish your jobs? Okay, permission?

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's all purpose.

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 5>Can I go in there? I can go and how

0:37:57.560 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 5>many how many beds we got near?

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.240
<v Speaker 4>That's you guys, can't I'll go in the girl's room. Okay,

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 4>school photos? Oh hello, it's up to the living room. Okay,

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 4>so what.

0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:08.399
<v Speaker 3>Are we doing in here? Getting ready for school photo day?

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 5>How many bedrooms in there?

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Loss?

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 3>It's one bedroom. There's four beds, bunk beds. Who sleeps where?

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:17.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh you're up the top, so he's always got her

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 4>house sleeps leader match on.

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 3>So of course curious did.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 2>Lauren get the name right there?

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:23.239
<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 5>She did.

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 4>The older ones sleep on the bottom or the top? Oh,

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 4>the older ones do, so they can kick the little

0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:29.120
<v Speaker 4>ones on top.

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 3>That's what you know.

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:32.840
<v Speaker 2>What we haven't seen yet in a house of eleven kids.

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Three bedrooms. We haven't seen the one bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, let's do it.

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Two bathrooms, two toilets.

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 5>One bathroom. Is anyone anyone?

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Is anyone in there?

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Just quickly? Does anyone in the girl? You need your lunch?

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 5>Okay?

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:46.920
<v Speaker 12>Cut?

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:50.000
<v Speaker 3>What's your name? Oh Lila, that's right, come on lunch.

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 3>You guys do bathrooms?

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we are entering, all right, this is the one bathroom.

0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:59.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, there's little there's little wheeling bins. In here.

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it's a dirty clothes baskets. Yeah, you're right,

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm across it.

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 2>So we're in the one bathroom now, toilet, shower. So

0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 2>can I just ask I've noticed there's you know, like

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 2>when you stay at a hotel and they've got the

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:17.240
<v Speaker 2>little chain on the door. Yes, I've noticed you've installed

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 2>one of these up on the bathroom.

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 12>Yes, to stop the three year old and the twenty

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 12>month old getting into the bathroom during the day.

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:27.840
<v Speaker 5>Very good, Very good.

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 11>Because it's been trashed one too many times.

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 5>Ah, okay, gotcha, gotcha. And that I believe concludes the tour.

0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 5>Kj's out the back on his motorbike.

0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 3>I asked KJF wanted to breakfast or what is it?

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.399
<v Speaker 3>He said, I've done it myself. Bothering.

0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 5>There's there's an issue going on.

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to compare, but I'm doing it tough

0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 2>with three at the moment, and there's a bit of

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:56.080
<v Speaker 2>an issue going on with our three year old that

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I think would be happening in a lot of homes

0:39:58.080 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 2>around Melbourne. In fact, I reckon it would have happened

0:39:59.920 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 2>in Lauren's home when she was three. And I want

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 2>to get I'm thinking, out of all the people I

0:40:04.239 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 2>can go to, you're a mum of eleven. She will

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 2>be good with advice. I imagine she would be. Yeah, I've

0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 2>got a little issue with my kid. I want to

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:13.040
<v Speaker 2>see where you sit on it and whether any of

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:14.319
<v Speaker 2>your kids have been guilty of this.

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:16.319
<v Speaker 1>She's about to have her first Red Bull for the day,

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:17.680
<v Speaker 1>so she's away.

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:21.320
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm six lunches downla Do you want snacks

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 3>as well?

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll get onto the curiosity.

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Don't schools have two lunch breaks? Isn't it like small lunch?

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 9>Sorry, snack the lunch?

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:32.280
<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Kelly.

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 3>No, that's Zoey.

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Sorry Zoey. Okay. We are live from one of Melbourne's

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 2>biggest families this morning.

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 3>There's a new one. Hello from you before.

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 4>We've been here for an hour, Pier, did you just

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:48.920
<v Speaker 4>wake har a new one?

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.600
<v Speaker 3>We don't live here, we're just here for today.

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Also a bit. She only remembers Pipe's name because it's

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:57.920
<v Speaker 2>like the Champagne. It's just gone five to eight. Tigan's

0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 2>got a saber with her eleven children. Lauren is on

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:00.839
<v Speaker 2>lunch duty.

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 4>We are in the car to school in about thirteen minutes, Tailey,

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 4>do you have butter with your ham sandwich?

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Please? Thirteen?

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:12.720
<v Speaker 5>But I'm after I want cheese and vegiemin.

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm on my last lunch of eleven.

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Time?

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:17.560
<v Speaker 4>Call?

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:20.200
<v Speaker 3>Is everyone in their uniform? So? Have we still got

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 3>kids in pajamas? Do you think I think it's typer

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 3>go to school?

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 3>How old?

0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:25.359
<v Speaker 11>She she's three?

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 5>Okay, right? What about they all done toilet and teeth?

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Has everyone done their teeth? Addison? Have you brushed your teeth?

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 5>She says yes, Zoey Lauren? Lauren as a dad, trust.

0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Me, I'm not checking their breath Chaser.

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:43.400
<v Speaker 5>They are lying to you. Yeah, you can always use threats, though, Addison.

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 3>Can you check if your brothers and sisters have all

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:46.520
<v Speaker 3>brushed their teeth for me?

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Otherwise?

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 5>No tiny teddies for lunch?

0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I've forgotten anyone. I'm just giving them money for

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:52.919
<v Speaker 4>the touch shop.

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Will you forgot me? So I've got a oh God

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 2>tea and you'll be able to relate just the craziness

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:02.839
<v Speaker 2>at home at the moment. I've got three kids at home.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Our youngest is Archie. We call him the liability because

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 2>there's no fear on this kid. The only problem is

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 2>with Archie. And I've touched on this before on the show,

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 2>but I thought it was going to be a phase.

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but he hasn't come out of this phase.

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 2>In fact, he's leaning into it more. Oh like father,

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 2>like son really. So Archie and I were out on

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 2>the old electric bike cruising the mean streets of Bentley

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 2>the other day and.

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, is there a fight over there? Do we need

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.480
<v Speaker 3>to break it up with the boys? Do the parent

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 3>boys behave yourselves. We're leaving in ten minutes.

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 5>Us what happened fifty fifty cuffs?

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Does one of them have a shive?

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:40.880
<v Speaker 3>There you go, there's your lunch.

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:43.799
<v Speaker 2>He's usual your toothbrushes, brushes a shive. I've seen that

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:46.960
<v Speaker 2>on I think the Hardest prisons. So Archie and I

0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:48.480
<v Speaker 2>pull up at the red light the other day on

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:50.799
<v Speaker 2>the electric bike in Bentley. People are crossing the road

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:55.880
<v Speaker 2>and that's where he said it.

0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 11>It's none nice.

0:42:56.640 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Watch what does it sound like one of them is drowning?

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:09.399
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 2>No, no, that's him in the pool. But he said the

0:43:12.120 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 2>same thing to the people that were walking.

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:14.120
<v Speaker 5>Across the finestry.

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 3>He must have learned that from me. When I'm talking

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:16.240
<v Speaker 3>to you this morning.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:20.399
<v Speaker 5>So how how often is he dropping it?

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:22.399
<v Speaker 2>It's like from about four o'clock in the afternoon when

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 2>he's tired. We're entering f bomb territory. Oh so like

0:43:27.360 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I am on highlight. So if we get like an

0:43:29.280 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Amazon package delivered to the hair, someone rings the doorbell

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 2>after four pm, I have to get to the person

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 2>before because he'll tell them.

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:39.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, do you remember dot No, No, we got the idea,

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 5>We got the idea.

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember?

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:44.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember Elon Musk's son visited the White House

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 1>and he was he was telling the President that's right,

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:50.240
<v Speaker 1>sure your.

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Mouth sorry, sorry, Lauren, you can't do that. You've just

0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:55.720
<v Speaker 2>put the handback in the fridge fully open.

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:56.439
<v Speaker 5>You can't read.

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Are you trying to kill the children?

0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:01.719
<v Speaker 5>Like, come on, just leave here.

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:05.120
<v Speaker 3>I've made eleven breakfast and eleven lunch.

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Who wants someonola for lunch?

0:44:07.680 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Why are you another hab?

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Six minutes till we leave.

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 4>I filled up the water bottles. Good job, I've got

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:19.800
<v Speaker 4>a baby on one hip.

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:20.720
<v Speaker 3>It's Skyler.

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I believe we are live from one of Melbourne's biggest families.

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:26.319
<v Speaker 2>As we crossed to the backyard, sitting on a pee

0:44:26.320 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 2>wee fifty Clint, what's the latest in news.

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm doing the news from a dirt bike, Jays.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Melbourne, thank you so much with your latest news.

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:36.279
<v Speaker 1>This our police investigating the death of two men in

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 1>two separate incidents overnight. An eighty two year old man

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:40.560
<v Speaker 1>has died in a hotel in Geelong. It's alledged he

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:43.879
<v Speaker 1>was assaulted by another man aged thirty, while police are

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:46.279
<v Speaker 1>working to track down too offenders accused of stabbing a

0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>man at a bus stop in wind And Vale.

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:50.239
<v Speaker 2>So can we just do a massive thank you to

0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:51.200
<v Speaker 2>taking to the family for.

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Having a Yes, Mickey cleared out, Well done, Mickey.

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Lauren, hats off to you. You've done the school lunches.

0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Eleven breakfast, You've got.

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:01.480
<v Speaker 2>The kids ready. Tell everyone what you just mumbled to

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:02.320
<v Speaker 2>meet during that opener.

0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:06.799
<v Speaker 3>I am exhausted, I'm on, I'm impressed.

0:45:07.160 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean the composure Skyler showed, this level of composure

0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>at work.

0:45:12.960 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Never be ready though, because it is time? Is it quarter? Part?

0:45:15.480 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 3>What time is it late? We're late? Alright, it's time

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:18.360
<v Speaker 3>for the school.

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 4>Bus and I remember, all right, the twins Haley and

0:45:21.320 --> 0:45:32.759
<v Speaker 4>Bella Ready Hailey, Bell, I keep coming kids, Hale cajz Liilah,

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:33.839
<v Speaker 4>what's happened.

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Lands Tate?

0:45:38.800 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 4>She's so Anison and here's Piper Skyler and Mum?

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:46.240
<v Speaker 5>Is that Mum's breakfast?

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Are you exhausted taking it?

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:49.239
<v Speaker 12>No?

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Actually every morning? I guess you're quite used to this.

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 2>You've demo to Red Bulls already, haven't you.

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.720
<v Speaker 3>Forget about the red Bulls? I need a chardon mate. Alright,

0:45:58.040 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not driving to school. So kids in the bus?

0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:00.919
<v Speaker 3>Are you coming to park?

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Running the varn? So does everyone get in the van?

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:03.680
<v Speaker 5>Now? Yeah?

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:07.840
<v Speaker 3>Well they have to because because Mark No. One's Oakley?

0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:10.720
<v Speaker 2>And then how how many does the van seat?

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:10.920
<v Speaker 4>Come?

0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 6>On?

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 3>Pipe? You want to get in the car? No? Sleep?

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Twelve seats twelve?

0:46:14.920 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Ye?

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:15.319
<v Speaker 2>Big?

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Eleven children plus you? Or is there a spear in

0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 3>the front?

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:19.919
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:20.400
<v Speaker 11>Nos?

0:46:20.440 --> 0:46:21.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, let's try and get these.

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Let's get these three and then we're going to wave

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:24.400
<v Speaker 4>you off to school.

0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Come on, Piper, come on, come with Mum.

0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 2>I'll take that mike for you so you can go

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:29.879
<v Speaker 2>get him in the car or get rid of that one.

0:46:29.880 --> 0:46:32.160
<v Speaker 5>There we go? So can I point.

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Out because oh that's Pipe's breakfast?

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.399
<v Speaker 4>She only wanted the spider Man plate so don't give

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:38.319
<v Speaker 4>that to anybody else.

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:42.759
<v Speaker 5>Any parent will understand this the day your kid could

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 5>put their own.

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 3>So he's forgot to jump out and you go is

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 3>like winning Powerball.

0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:48.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well k told me.

0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:52.799
<v Speaker 4>Now he's good. No, it's she's forgotten a jump road.

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:54.279
<v Speaker 4>He's a bit chilly in Melbourne.

0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:58.319
<v Speaker 5>This morning teaking. So hang on what the oldest of fourteen? Yep?

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.520
<v Speaker 5>So they can get soon.

0:47:02.640 --> 0:47:06.439
<v Speaker 4>How good Haley and Bella they've got school photo day. Guys,

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 4>they can't be late. They spent hours straightening their hair.

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:10.719
<v Speaker 4>They look so good. Oh that's Piper's breakfast that we

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:11.399
<v Speaker 4>forgot to give.

0:47:11.480 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, can someone get that?

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:14.479
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, one of them was itching their head.

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:17.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, there's no How beautiful the girl's hair are?

0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:19.560
<v Speaker 3>They been straightening it? Okay, have a good day, Zoe.

0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:21.720
<v Speaker 3>Hey Zoe, how did I go today?

0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 11>Good?

0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to come back another day?

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 5>Sure?

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a shame because it's probably not gonna know.

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 3>I need to lie down for a month. Now. I

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 3>could come and help out any time.

0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:34.399
<v Speaker 5>You need to give back the player bear?

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well when does this one go?

0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:40.440
<v Speaker 4>So this is a proper van and there's two baby

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 4>capsules in it because can I just remind everyone listening

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:45.960
<v Speaker 4>to this that well the oldest are fifteen year old

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 4>twin fourteen year old twins.

0:47:48.120 --> 0:47:51.160
<v Speaker 3>There are two babies. One is two months and how

0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:55.640
<v Speaker 3>old scolor for twenty Yeah, not even two.

0:47:55.760 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 5>The last time I was in a minibus was like

0:47:57.640 --> 0:47:58.840
<v Speaker 5>this is on a buck stay.

0:47:58.840 --> 0:47:59.800
<v Speaker 3>If I was on the winery.

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:03.440
<v Speaker 5>I reckon this Ben's going to get more well than

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:04.320
<v Speaker 5>both those days.

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 3>You guys excited for a big date school.

0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:07.360
<v Speaker 5>No one's excited for a bigno.

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 3>They also everyone said no, would you rather stay here

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 3>with us? Yeah? They all said, yes, we did a

0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 3>good job.

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:15.359
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know what, while we've got you guys, can

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 2>we just say thank you so much for having us

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 2>in your house. We mentioned it earlier. There is a

0:48:21.600 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 2>huge element of calmness. All the kids are so polite.

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>The kids are helping each other out. I hope you're

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 2>very proud of them. Tags and it's eleven kids. But

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 2>you're doing a bloody great job as a mum mate.

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 11>Thanks.

0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 2>You might hate me for what I'm going to say next,

0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 2>but we would love to sort you guys out and

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 2>help you out.

0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:43.959
<v Speaker 4>Yes, so we've given you some shell red Express food,

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 4>which is in their snacks and drinks. We've got a

0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:48.080
<v Speaker 4>five hundred dollars shell fuel voucher to help fill up

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:50.799
<v Speaker 4>the van to get to and from school. We've got Now,

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.160
<v Speaker 4>we were going to get you a family passed to

0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 4>come by.

0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 5>Well we couldn't do that, so we had to get

0:48:56.640 --> 0:48:57.720
<v Speaker 5>you four.

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:00.799
<v Speaker 11>You got to come by.

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:02.880
<v Speaker 5>Well, I don't know.

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 4>That means you can probably take some friends, take some

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:06.719
<v Speaker 4>friends too.

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 2>That's great, Lauren teakings like, yeah, bring more kids, we've

0:49:10.120 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 2>got why not.

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.760
<v Speaker 3>We've got some goodies for you thanks to Laurel Paris.

0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:16.320
<v Speaker 4>Although I have a feeling that there's two twin girls

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 4>that might steal those.

0:49:17.080 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 3>What do you think?

0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:18.879
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, they're going to steal that for sure.

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:21.279
<v Speaker 4>And we've brought you an in Dodor Spa voucher to

0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 4>go and enjoy when you can get some time to

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:25.600
<v Speaker 4>pamp yourself and have some new time, because it doesn't

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 4>seem like there's a.

0:49:26.280 --> 0:49:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Lot of that.

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:28.279
<v Speaker 11>No, there's not much of that at all, So.

0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:28.920
<v Speaker 3>You enjoy that.

0:49:29.120 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:31.840
<v Speaker 4>Thank you for letting us make you make your already

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 4>hectic mornings more hectic by having us.

0:49:34.680 --> 0:49:37.799
<v Speaker 5>You are a bloody hero. Can can I just say that.

0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we talk so much Lauren and Jason about

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:42.359
<v Speaker 1>the cost of living crunch right now, it's extraordinary.

0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 5>This lady and her husband have got eleven kids.

0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean dad's working six days a week.

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.320
<v Speaker 11>It's hard, right, yeah, it is hard. Ed is hard.

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:53.840
<v Speaker 12>There's you know, sometimes you got to cut back on

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:57.799
<v Speaker 12>things and.

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.120
<v Speaker 11>Not get stuff yourself and get it for the kids instead.

0:49:58.200 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 11>But what you got to do.

0:49:59.640 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 3>You're doing a great job. You're an amazing mum and

0:50:02.239 --> 0:50:04.640
<v Speaker 3>eleven kids. I was expecting it to be zoo. These

0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:07.719
<v Speaker 3>are beautifully polite, well behaved children. So well done.

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Byeplace is much more crazy than this in the live.

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 3>With my fiance and a sausage dog, and there's more

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:13.960
<v Speaker 3>chaos in the morning.

0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:15.200
<v Speaker 5>I live by myself.

0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 3>All right, taking to go to school. Thank you very much, guys.

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 5>Bye bye guys.

0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 1>Wow great we have a family soon traps so.

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<v Speaker 9>Long well.

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<v Speaker 5>A siren for the high as Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>My goodness, it's a proper you need a heavy vehicle

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<v Speaker 4>license to drive that car.

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<v Speaker 3>What morning.

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<v Speaker 2>We are live from one of Melbourne's biggest families. Eleven kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to dad who's at work this morning, as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done dad, that's where I'd be too speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mickey, you are doing a ripping job. This is

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<v Speaker 2>number one hundred. Good morning every one. We are alive

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<v Speaker 2>for Melbourne's one of Melbourn's biggest families. Teagan and Mickey

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<v Speaker 2>are the proud parents, and I really mean that proud

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<v Speaker 2>as of their eleven kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Great kids, great kids, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Family, light kids, a lot of love in this house.

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't chaos and she's no fust she.

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<v Speaker 4>That's because super Nanny was here making I mean eleven

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<v Speaker 4>breakfasts done, eleven lunches.

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<v Speaker 3>You two did not lift a finger. I carried the baby.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I put my hip out carrying the one

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<v Speaker 4>year old.

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<v Speaker 5>I do have very fragile hip. Oh no, she's hypacement.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved Crustgate when you couldn't figure out which one

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<v Speaker 1>had crusts and which one.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, I was chopping with a plastic spoon because that's

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<v Speaker 4>all I could find, and then like a seven year

0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:49.719
<v Speaker 4>old came out and goes, use this knife was like

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 4>a big butcher's knife.

0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:52.240
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well, that's easier.

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<v Speaker 5>I think my highlight was when another child emerged from

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<v Speaker 5>a room.

0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:56.480
<v Speaker 2>And you went, who are you?

0:51:57.320 --> 0:51:58.120
<v Speaker 3>There's another one?

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<v Speaker 5>Another one's come out and I hadn't seen her.

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<v Speaker 3>She just she just woke up.

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Teakan has just left in the Toyota high Ace van

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<v Speaker 2>with eleven kids in the back.

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<v Speaker 5>It honestly looks like she is driving a school.

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Bus and they've all got perfect hair today. I love

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<v Speaker 3>styling session the hair.

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<v Speaker 5>But you think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's going to drop off what eight of those

0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:20.200
<v Speaker 1>kids and then return with three? Yeah, and she's got

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<v Speaker 1>to continue the day with three kids all under what three?

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:29.960
<v Speaker 3>And Skyler are not at school yet. I asked for

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<v Speaker 3>what she wanted for her school lunch, and teak and said,

0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 3>she's just turned three, she doesn't go to school.

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<v Speaker 4>What about when she said, now I want this with

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:40.319
<v Speaker 4>no crusts, and I only had rolls, so I was

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<v Speaker 4>trying to cut the cross of the roll.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 5>They left here fed and they've got food for lunch,

0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:48.839
<v Speaker 5>and they're all You were joking when you said one

0:52:48.880 --> 0:52:49.799
<v Speaker 5>of those scotching.

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<v Speaker 2>The head, Yeah, here's the he's the crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>We're currently on the footpath outside their house on.

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<v Speaker 4>The grass and say, good, I'm actually talking to you

0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 4>from the grave because I'm deceased.

0:53:02.719 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm so exhausted, just looking at their house, right, guys,

0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:08.320
<v Speaker 2>their house are three bedroom home, one bathroom.

0:53:08.520 --> 0:53:11.640
<v Speaker 5>When Teagan and Mickey moved in here, it was fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>years ago. They moved in here with no kids, no kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, and now what did they do that for? I'm kidding.

0:53:22.960 --> 0:53:24.839
<v Speaker 3>They're a great family, great kids.

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 1>When Teaks gave us the two of the boudoir, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is where the magic happened.

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Or the bedroom looked exhausted. You know. The thing it's

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<v Speaker 2>really rattled me the most is the color of the

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<v Speaker 2>bins out here.

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<v Speaker 3>What No, they're green and Maron.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm more rattled about the fact that the council haven't

0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:44.479
<v Speaker 4>allowed them an extra bin, given that there's thirteen people living.

0:53:44.680 --> 0:53:47.319
<v Speaker 5>I know, come on, they should have one of those

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:48.400
<v Speaker 5>giant clean away.

0:53:48.280 --> 0:53:53.360
<v Speaker 3>They should skip each someone sponsored them skip being dropped

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<v Speaker 3>every day.

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<v Speaker 5>That is crazy.

0:53:56.440 --> 0:53:59.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, look, this is is the show finished? What time

0:53:59.480 --> 0:54:01.360
<v Speaker 3>is it were to do?

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<v Speaker 5>You still got to make us breakfast's job? Where am I?

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:09.000
<v Speaker 2>You know? What? Was even with three kids? A bit

0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:10.799
<v Speaker 2>like that when we're on holidays and it gets nine

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:12.840
<v Speaker 2>o'clock and everyone's left and I'm like, I feel like

0:54:12.920 --> 0:54:15.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm in bloody war, torn up time.

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<v Speaker 3>For a mimosa.

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<v Speaker 1>No do we're popular out here's one person. There's actually

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<v Speaker 1>Darryl's coming with his bunnings. Were house had one Daryl Morning.

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Animat Faith.

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<v Speaker 5>Just got twenty five to nine morning. Gosh, what a

0:54:36.000 --> 0:54:37.880
<v Speaker 5>morning it has been, What a morning.

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<v Speaker 3>We're lyve from Cranbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>We have been with Tigan and her eleven children doing

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<v Speaker 4>the morning routine.

0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:46.760
<v Speaker 3>We've been doing teeth, getting dressed.

0:54:46.840 --> 0:54:48.799
<v Speaker 2>We're about to read, but can I do a shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to meet the dad who's at work.

0:54:50.880 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 5>He was offered the day off today by the boss.

0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:55.799
<v Speaker 5>He's putting his feet up at work, he declined.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just set the scene quickly.

0:54:57.200 --> 0:55:01.839
<v Speaker 4>It's three bedrooms, one bathroom, eleven people who live here, and.

0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:04.080
<v Speaker 5>We've bought thirteen.

0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:07.160
<v Speaker 4>Thirteen sorry parents, two dogs and we've bought one, two, three, five,

0:55:07.200 --> 0:55:08.160
<v Speaker 4>six and eight nine.

0:55:08.160 --> 0:55:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Ten people with us. We've had twenty two people.

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Who miss don't forge about your makeup artist as well neighbors.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there's a house party going on. I do

0:55:19.080 --> 0:55:21.399
<v Speaker 5>it isn't, but these guys do this every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's the thing. Mate. And look we're all

0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:26.360
<v Speaker 2>just sitting here having a chat then, and we're just saying,

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>like you know, back in my place, to be carnage,

0:55:28.400 --> 0:55:30.080
<v Speaker 2>people would be yelling, I don't want this breakfast. I

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:32.760
<v Speaker 2>don't want to. The kids have just been so polite.

0:55:33.120 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Everyone helps each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think that you've got three kids? I'm saying

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<v Speaker 4>it's carnage. Are you considering having another age to try

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<v Speaker 4>and go down? Absolutely not, because if you do, I

0:55:45.280 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 4>am never working with you.

0:55:46.440 --> 0:55:47.920
<v Speaker 5>I am looking for anything sharp.

0:55:47.960 --> 0:55:52.799
<v Speaker 3>I can finish Jason. Time for doctor snip. I'll order

0:55:52.840 --> 0:55:53.520
<v Speaker 3>him for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we thought let's take.

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<v Speaker 3>To do a home visitor.

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<v Speaker 5>They do, I'll do one of the front yard.

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's take a look back at how the morning is

0:56:03.080 --> 0:56:05.280
<v Speaker 2>unfolded at one of Belburt's biggest families.

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<v Speaker 3>Lauren, Hello, top, No, who's had breakfast? Story? What do

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:15.239
<v Speaker 3>you want?

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 11>Pancakes?

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<v Speaker 3>What about vidimie toasts?

0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:21.160
<v Speaker 5>Someone wanted it for a tasta?

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 6>Actually?

0:56:23.000 --> 0:56:24.759
<v Speaker 3>Did they do their own flavors on top?

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<v Speaker 11>Some do, some don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do we sit on cross?

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:29.879
<v Speaker 11>Some have crossed, some.

0:56:29.840 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Don't in a straight cut?

0:56:31.920 --> 0:56:33.360
<v Speaker 5>Are we doing triangles?

0:56:34.200 --> 0:56:36.799
<v Speaker 12>Some have it only cut in half and others have

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:37.760
<v Speaker 12>it cut in squares?

0:56:38.320 --> 0:56:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh jeeze? All right, No, no, trugles cut in half

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:44.600
<v Speaker 3>on the left of the room, squares on the right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're good, I'll hang on one second. What was

0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:48.280
<v Speaker 3>that calf crushed off.

0:56:50.000 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 5>The cross cut off? We got another twist? I believe

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:53.600
<v Speaker 5>gentle line's going down.

0:56:54.800 --> 0:57:03.520
<v Speaker 3>I hate this new one. Hello, I seen you before

0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 3>for an hour?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry, Lauren, you can't do that. You've just put

0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:09.319
<v Speaker 2>the handback in the fridge fully open. Are you trying

0:57:09.320 --> 0:57:10.120
<v Speaker 2>to kill the children?

0:57:10.280 --> 0:57:12.400
<v Speaker 5>Like, come on, just leave here.

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:15.880
<v Speaker 3>I've made a live and breakfast and a live in lunch.

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Why are.

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 5>I'll buy you another hand.

0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:23.480
<v Speaker 3>I'll send them a whole hand.

0:57:23.480 --> 0:57:26.560
<v Speaker 1>You were trying to slip them pineapples as well?

0:57:27.800 --> 0:57:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, said ok, I'll give you some cash for the

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:33.880
<v Speaker 3>touch shop bro. It's way easier than this poker chips.

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 3>And when the others heard, they all came.

0:57:35.760 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 5>Running for the ATMs here.

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<v Speaker 4>They did say we could come back anytime. I'm not

0:57:43.320 --> 0:57:45.320
<v Speaker 4>sure Tiagan wants us to come back anytime though.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, you can follow the journey on our socials.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna post some more stories throughout the morning and

0:57:50.440 --> 0:57:52.600
<v Speaker 2>there'll be a big wrap up video tonight. But Jas

0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:54.720
<v Speaker 2>and Lauren on socials to check it out for yourself.

0:57:54.840 --> 0:57:57.360
<v Speaker 4>A huge thank you to take, Mickey and the kids

0:57:57.400 --> 0:58:00.480
<v Speaker 4>for having us. This morning was a lot of Yeah,

0:58:00.560 --> 0:58:02.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to sleep for a month, but it was

0:58:02.240 --> 0:58:03.040
<v Speaker 4>a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you want to replay show tomorrow? Melbourne?

0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.760
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I should start opening my babysitting business do it

0:58:08.800 --> 0:58:09.200
<v Speaker 4>more often?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby club.

0:58:10.480 --> 0:58:12.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I've always wanted to be in the

0:58:12.160 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 4>babysitters Club.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great day round, We'll see tomorrow. Bye.

0:58:17.960 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 3>Jason Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on Noverer one hundred.

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