Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne. We'll start your morning the right way,
Speaker 1: be great, gonna be a good days is Jason Lauren?
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and a happy for Friday.
Speaker 3: Morning. Come around quickly, hasn't it?
Speaker 2: Who's excited for excursion?
Speaker 4: I'm excited and nervous. So if you don't know what
Speaker 4: we're talking about. This week we met a lady called
Speaker 4: Teagan and a man called Mickey, who are parents two
Speaker 4: eleven children. They live in a three bedroom, one bathroom home.
Speaker 4: Eleven eleven, yes.
Speaker 3: Not ten eleven.
Speaker 5: Today your mom.
Speaker 4: I'm Auntie Lauren. I'm going around to help with the
Speaker 4: school run the school lunchboxes, the breakfast, getting the kids
Speaker 4: in the.
Speaker 5: In the varan you prepare, cannot wait.
Speaker 3: I had a good night, so they went to bed
Speaker 3: to six pm.
Speaker 5: How are you going to go with the teeth brushing?
Speaker 4: Ah, it'll be like in the military, thirty seconds each
Speaker 4: in out. I've already got the paste on the on
Speaker 4: the I don't like touching people's dirty tooth brushes. It
Speaker 4: might take take a pack, a family pack of tooth
Speaker 4: I'll get all the I don't know, Banana's in pajamas
Speaker 4: or something ones on the way.
Speaker 2: All right, so look this morning and the sparkly toothpaste
Speaker 2: that kids last seven o'clock.
Speaker 5: I love that stuff.
Speaker 2: After seven, we'll take a.
Speaker 3: Good one the bubble gum flavor.
Speaker 5: The show on the road.
Speaker 2: We're going to be live from one of Melbourne's biggest
Speaker 2: family homes. In fact, we're gonna hear from Mickey the
Speaker 2: Dad coming up in the next twenty Also, Joel Creesy's
Speaker 2: on the air before seven this morning. You get to
Speaker 2: see him in his latest stand up show. He's very funny.
Speaker 2: You can hear him in the afternoons with Ricky, Lee
Speaker 2: and Tim. But he is coming up this hour. But next,
Speaker 2: who wants to get frozen?
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: I do cryotherapy. This is minus eighty seven degrees. You're
Speaker 4: only in there for three minut This is.
Speaker 5: A little bit colder than that.
Speaker 2: We are going to be chatting with an expert in
Speaker 2: cryo freezing.
Speaker 5: Oh, similar, similar, but this is where they freeze you.
Speaker 3: He did or a lot you did?
Speaker 2: You did, and then they defrost you later in life
Speaker 2: when they work out how to bring you back to
Speaker 2: life and you yes, good for the skin. We're going
Speaker 2: to find out all about it next. Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Welcome to your Thursday. This is number one hundred. Let's
Speaker 2: say hello to our next expert, the.
Speaker 1: Experts with Jason Lauren, your vessel specialists who specialize in
Speaker 1: very special things. Peter Solichides is our expert at cryogenically
Speaker 1: freezing people.
Speaker 5: Let's hear from the expert, Peter.
Speaker 6: Good morning, takes your time, Good morning, thanks for inviting
Speaker 6: me to your programs.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Peter.
Speaker 1: So this is extraordinary. You've frozen your first melburnion.
Speaker 6: Well, we've frozen, we've suspended our first patient.
Speaker 3: That's right, suspended? Is that what you call it?
Speaker 6: Yes, frozen makes it sound like you're just going to
Speaker 6: ice temperature and suspension is really temperatures far below their
Speaker 6: pyogenic cryonic type temperatures liquid nigen minus one ninety minus
Speaker 6: one eighty degree centigrade.
Speaker 4: So how long after somebody passes away did they have
Speaker 4: to be put into this suspension state?
Speaker 3: Is it immediately or.
Speaker 6: Immediately almost immediately. We're sort of fighting a race against time,
Speaker 6: because once you're declared dead, you're not really dead yet
Speaker 6: because your brain still has quite a bit of activity
Speaker 6: going on. Then what happens at that stage we cool
Speaker 6: you with water with water ice ice water, I should
Speaker 6: say almost immediately you put it the hospital into or
Speaker 6: cool and you're cool. So the temperature drops and we
Speaker 6: have now instead of the half an hour that we
Speaker 6: had before, we now have two or three hours. You're
Speaker 6: getting cooled. Then you're taking to a local funeral home
Speaker 6: within the next hour or whatever it might be, and
Speaker 6: you'll there's certain processes that go on. You're perfused with
Speaker 6: sort of a high grade anti freeze, but there's also
Speaker 6: other stabilization processes, et cetera that go on. Certain we
Speaker 6: drop you to minus about eighty degree centigrade, which is
Speaker 6: dry ice. Now you have a week or so. You
Speaker 6: notice how we're always giving you more time because the
Speaker 6: lower the temperature is, the more time. And then at
Speaker 6: the facility your another process goes on where you're slowly
Speaker 6: dropped to liquid nitrogen temperatures. And that half an hour
Speaker 6: that we had at the beginning, which went to two
Speaker 6: hours in ice, which went to a week or two
Speaker 6: weeks with dry ice, now can be hundreds of years
Speaker 6: because the chemical activity, the physics activity has stopped in
Speaker 6: your body.
Speaker 3: Imagine waking up in two hundred years time.
Speaker 2: Peter It says he you've got thirty two people already
Speaker 2: signed up and paid seventy K each for their spot.
Speaker 2: We're just waiting for them to die. Are you yourself
Speaker 2: planning on going?
Speaker 6: Yes, you are, yeah, someone of those thirty five, and
Speaker 6: on top of those thirty five, they were what you'd
Speaker 6: call our initial investors.
Speaker 2: Do you really want to be defrosted in two hundred
Speaker 2: years and everyone you know and love is dead.
Speaker 6: It's not most people interested in clinics. It's not a
Speaker 6: major issue.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 6: Some people are in as families, so they, oh, you're
Speaker 6: a value pack. I'm sorry, is there a value big?
Speaker 6: We don't, but they're interested as a family, they're interested,
Speaker 6: so of course they Well, it.
Speaker 1: Could be more than two hundred years. I mean, we
Speaker 1: just don't know. How much room have you got in there?
Speaker 1: How big is the where are the chamber?
Speaker 6: The actual chamber itself is like it's one It's called
Speaker 6: a chriostat or do It's like a big thermos flask
Speaker 6: and it fits four people in there.
Speaker 3: I'm quite interested in it, Peter.
Speaker 5: Are you going to say, but don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean by the sad element?
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, most people interested in this would be interested
Speaker 4: in the scientific side.
Speaker 2: I get that, but like I would Peter the frosted going,
Speaker 2: you know, is hackstill understand.
Speaker 1: Well, well you wake up, you're like, well, the state
Speaker 1: government's actually built the suburban Raila all like I can
Speaker 1: get to the airport.
Speaker 6: Well, a lot of people are interested to see how
Speaker 6: things turn out and are very interested in the future.
Speaker 5: What does it cost one of these.
Speaker 6: Initial investors is fifty to seventy thousand dollars, as you
Speaker 6: mentioned before. After we operated, then it's we take in
Speaker 6: what we call subscribers. For them, it's one hundred and
Speaker 6: fifty thousand dollars. It's paid by life insurance. If you
Speaker 6: paid three or four hundred dollars a year at the
Speaker 6: time you pass away, the life insurance pays to us,
Speaker 6: and it's one off you don't pay after that. We
Speaker 6: essentially use the hunt. Most of one hundred and fifty
Speaker 6: thousand we invested it what not invest almost bank type interest,
Speaker 6: very secure investment. We make about three to four thousand
Speaker 6: a year. Liquid Nitian is two thousand dollars a year,
Speaker 6: and this is all after inflation. You know, we've already
Speaker 6: our numbers allowed. So basically you can go on forever
Speaker 6: at that sort of thing. The world doesn't blow up.
Speaker 3: I was going to say two hundred.
Speaker 4: So you will go through this process, hopefully in a
Speaker 4: long time from now. When you come back in two
Speaker 4: hundred years, what do you think, What are you expecting
Speaker 4: the world to look like?
Speaker 6: I honestly don't know. Go back two hundred years and
Speaker 6: you're thinking now and imagine if you could ever imagine
Speaker 6: what the world look like in the future. The only
Speaker 6: thing that you can't imagine is it's much better now
Speaker 6: than what it was two or three hundred years ago
Speaker 6: in terms of the way people live in particularly in
Speaker 6: Western societies, and that it's much better.
Speaker 3: It's like the Jetsons.
Speaker 4: They used to say, people would like FaceTime on the Jetsons.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows Jason get frozen with that little cap on
Speaker 1: his head as well. Spend it pops out in two
Speaker 1: hundred years and he's still got his deuce Machina had
Speaker 1: on the truck.
Speaker 2: I had still cool. Guys, Hey, Peter, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Make a fascinating insight. We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much for your time too.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 7: Dross and Lauren have found one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 5: How many nuggets he go on through a week.
Speaker 3: I love chickeny nuggets.
Speaker 6: In one city we go through three and a half
Speaker 6: yield three half.
Speaker 3: How much is your grocery really each week? Can I ask?
Speaker 6: I'm too scared to add it up.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of sweet and sour dipping sauce.
Speaker 3: That's an expensive grocery bill.
Speaker 5: It's a big coming up.
Speaker 2: After seven, we are live from the home of one
Speaker 2: of Melbourne's biggest families, Mum, Dad, eleven kids and Auntie Lauren.
Speaker 2: This morning helps out. Before that, though, Joe Crazy. We
Speaker 2: know him from the nov Drive show and he's about
Speaker 2: to pop up on stage here in Melbourne for his
Speaker 2: latest comedy show. He joins us next, here's a face
Speaker 2: you don't see around the office this time of the morning.
Speaker 3: Isn't it a beautiful face?
Speaker 5: Unless he's at a bender and locked himself out of
Speaker 5: home job.
Speaker 8: Good morning, so good to see you. I was so
Speaker 8: nervous about being here this early this morning. I thought
Speaker 8: about sleeping the night in the office.
Speaker 9: Is that allowed?
Speaker 3: It would have been someone with you.
Speaker 5: I think it's frowned upon.
Speaker 3: Did you go into our office because we've got the
Speaker 3: big recliner couch.
Speaker 8: I notice you've got the very nice office. I'm still
Speaker 8: over in the corner. Nobody puts baby in the corner, but.
Speaker 3: I quite like it.
Speaker 5: So you touch.
Speaker 3: No one knows you there, No one knows them there.
Speaker 4: You were in very early and you were jumping out
Speaker 4: of your skin with excitement about an interview.
Speaker 3: Can you tell us who it is here?
Speaker 8: So you know on our show we only do really
Speaker 8: one interview a week during quick draw and and so
Speaker 8: this interview was so important and particularly important to me
Speaker 8: that I was happy to get up at whatever time
Speaker 8: to come in and do it.
Speaker 9: It is in bar Hey, I don't know how they are.
Speaker 1: So why why was it so important?
Speaker 5: Joe?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 5: Why is it so important to you? Subject?
Speaker 8: This person has informed a lot of my life. And John, Yeah,
Speaker 8: it was Auntie l from the Beafer. They're there. They're
Speaker 8: a proper, proper superstar is a big one.
Speaker 5: Is she doing interviews?
Speaker 3: But that's what she is?
Speaker 5: She When will we hear who it is?
Speaker 8: That's a great question. Well that is Ricky Lee's favorite.
Speaker 8: I know Ricky Lee's absolute favorite, so it could be.
Speaker 5: Okay, So keep listening to Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel
Speaker 5: to find out who it is and great.
Speaker 2: Joel.
Speaker 5: I was at the spread Eagle's.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 9: Yeah all the time.
Speaker 2: I was starting with the bartender and she was saying,
Speaker 2: you work with Joel and I said yeah, and she goes,
Speaker 2: he's had a he's had a big night here want
Speaker 2: and left with an open tab?
Speaker 5: What didn't.
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 9: This is the second time this has happened to me.
Speaker 3: Did you just put your drinks on his dad?
Speaker 9: Then, Jadill, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: I did this the other day to our producer in Sydney.
Speaker 8: I was up in Sydney seeing the guys and I said,
Speaker 8: let's go out for coffee, walked off without paying the
Speaker 8: tabe I've done it before. You think there's a theme,
Speaker 8: I'm a done and dash.
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently you left behind a bit of a ritzy jacket.
Speaker 9: I did. That's Shelley.
Speaker 2: Shelley, the manager of Shelley said, if you want the
Speaker 2: jacket paid the town, it's like a ransom, Joe.
Speaker 3: What's worth more the jacket or the tab?
Speaker 2: The tab was worth a fair bit.
Speaker 3: Your towel.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm not going to say what what brand
Speaker 8: it is because I think there's still a bit on
Speaker 8: the nose, so you know exactly which brand I'm talking about.
Speaker 9: Of course you got it.
Speaker 5: Of course you got.
Speaker 3: Your jacket at the spread Eggs. That would be a
Speaker 3: very rare sighting.
Speaker 9: That's the thing about Spready. I love it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's the thing about the Spready.
Speaker 9: Everybody's welcome. And why am I here plugging this bready?
Speaker 9: I don't know. I reckon. We now all need to
Speaker 9: go as a group.
Speaker 3: Don't think you get the.
Speaker 2: We can we can do pre drinks for your live show,
Speaker 2: you new tour, thanks for being here. Tickets through live nation,
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. Last time we caught up, you
Speaker 2: were shooting the poster.
Speaker 8: Yes, the poster, Thank you very much. You had no
Speaker 8: photo shopping happening there.
Speaker 3: Very Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9: It is a bit well.
Speaker 8: I got engaged last year. There's a bit of a
Speaker 8: lovey dovey storyline to it, but there's also a lot
Speaker 8: of you know, your standard Joel Creasy shtick. I had
Speaker 8: the pleasure of hosting the Real Housewives of Sydney reunion
Speaker 8: last year. I will be going into that. I also
Speaker 8: broke five ribs last year, and I can tell you
Speaker 8: that was less painful than.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 9: And you get no sympathy for broken ribs.
Speaker 3: You can't say them and you can't do anything about.
Speaker 9: It, and you can't laugh.
Speaker 2: Get them moved.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 2: Removed.
Speaker 9: I haven't given it.
Speaker 3: Do you have a few drinks before the show? Do
Speaker 3: you go on?
Speaker 8: I like going on cold because I think it slows
Speaker 8: down your reaction time with the audience. If there is
Speaker 8: a heckler, I don't get a whole heap. Plus, you know,
Speaker 8: when you have your first drink, you then want another
Speaker 8: one and the show goes for like sixty minutes.
Speaker 5: I don't get the whole heckling thing.
Speaker 3: Someone, it's not your show.
Speaker 4: There's a big comedian the other day that got some
Speaker 4: hecklers removed.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you read that.
Speaker 4: I can't remember, but it was a whole thing and
Speaker 4: he ended up saying to the audience are these people
Speaker 4: annoying you?
Speaker 3: And he got security to escort. That was Peter Kay.
Speaker 8: I don't mind a heckle if it's if it's something,
Speaker 8: it's something I can work with. But when they're drunk
Speaker 8: and it's just like, like I can't do anything with that.
Speaker 9: It's my mother.
Speaker 2: You read you read the protesters they look fun.
Speaker 3: They protesting about we don't like Valencia.
Speaker 8: I remember, I remember, I mean I wouldn't mind some
Speaker 8: protesters get.
Speaker 4: We're right, yeah, what else is happening in the world
Speaker 4: of Joglan wedding happening?
Speaker 8: No, we're thinking, well, here's the problem, right, Jack wants
Speaker 8: to do Destination and I want to do Melbourne.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, and we're in a real way.
Speaker 5: Here's the answer. How much family do you want me?
Speaker 9: Not too many?
Speaker 2: Show Crazy You Tour. Thanks for being here. You can
Speaker 2: get tickets through live nation dot com, dot.
Speaker 8: Are you And I'm not dying. By the way, I
Speaker 8: know that title sounds like a passing away for being here.
Speaker 8: I don't think it sounds like plays on sympathy.
Speaker 3: Here's a story.
Speaker 10: I'm a girl named Tiggan who was busy with eleven
Speaker 10: kids of her own. They have three bedrooms and one
Speaker 10: bathroom in their Cranburn home.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne, as we do live from one
Speaker 2: of Melbourne's biggest family. He's teaking has had us over
Speaker 2: this morning when there are eleven kids, Jess, it's a
Speaker 2: big family. Good morning, family, Good morning.
Speaker 1: I've forgotten your name, hopefully, Lauren remembers teaking.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning. Can I just say right because
Speaker 2: I I had.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jason's still a couple.
Speaker 1: Of sleep, Well, wake up, get out of bed.
Speaker 2: Where are who's still asleep? Takes?
Speaker 11: We've got Piper only asleep, right, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, Pipe only asleep okay, but everyone else is awake
Speaker 2: all right, okay? Cool? Hello?
Speaker 5: Watch are you Timmy?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: That's Riley Riley morning Lan. We'll be okay, we're going
Speaker 2: to need attacks. There's just a baby currently sitting on
Speaker 2: a rocker as well.
Speaker 5: I just walked over that.
Speaker 2: Teagan, Can I just say there is an element of Clinton.
Speaker 2: I we was just talking because Clint, You've got nephews.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel very inferior though.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: How do you feel as a father?
Speaker 2: I feel like I can never bitch about it. Three
Speaker 2: kids again, Teaks. Hats off to you because all your
Speaker 2: kids are helping out. Everyone's got a job. There is
Speaker 2: just a huge element of calmness in this house where
Speaker 2: I looked at clip before and I was like, would
Speaker 2: this be this calm at your sister's house because my
Speaker 2: house would be nuts.
Speaker 11: It's calm at the moment because they're all just waking up.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's like the zoo they always say it's seven
Speaker 2: point thirty when feeding time happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but is everything time to perfection? I assume everything
Speaker 5: has to.
Speaker 11: Be right almost yeah, like clockwork almost yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Right. You know what we're missing. We're missing an auntie.
Speaker 5: You are missing in elements.
Speaker 2: Outside the house at the moment. She has just arrived,
Speaker 2: hasn't walked in yet. Are we gotta micd up? Good morning, Lozzi.
Speaker 3: Good morning boys, good morning kids.
Speaker 4: Morning takeing, Hey, just quickly, it's it's binda are you
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you're gonna hit the garbage truck
Speaker 4: going past, but I'm just looking at two very small bins,
Speaker 4: thinking I fill that up.
Speaker 3: These thirteen people. Surely they could throw you another bin
Speaker 3: on the street.
Speaker 12: Actually, no, city case, you're actually taking one of those bins.
Speaker 11: We pay for it.
Speaker 5: Please tell me it's not fortnightly collection.
Speaker 11: It's weekly, right, garbage bin is weekly?
Speaker 2: What color bin's at the green one? Right?
Speaker 3: Take?
Speaker 4: And there's some units across the road, and they've got
Speaker 4: about eleven bins. I'm going to go swipe a couple
Speaker 4: of four years. I think it's only fair. There'd be
Speaker 4: more people in your house than in all those units.
Speaker 5: She's already helping.
Speaker 2: So look after the song, Laws, you're going to enter
Speaker 2: the house and see all the kids and what you're
Speaker 2: working with. Now, there's a couple of things we just
Speaker 2: need to flag that Clinton and I have been made
Speaker 2: aware of this morning. As a joke, we said to
Speaker 2: Teak and Hey, you know, Lauren will do the lunches, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I thought lunches would be done and
Speaker 2: might do one. You actually haven't done them, have you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: I haven't done them.
Speaker 5: That's okay, because Lauren's very supplies.
Speaker 2: Just stop a shell Ready Express.
Speaker 4: I went up to shell Ready Express.
Speaker 5: There's an the spanner. Oh you know what, Okay, let's
Speaker 5: tell her that after this.
Speaker 3: How am I going to Egan? I've got I've been
Speaker 3: trying to memorize the names.
Speaker 4: Okay, go through the names Hailey, Ella, Cade forgotten the fourth.
Speaker 4: Then it goes to Laylor, Ryland, someone in, Piper, Skyler, Oakley, Kate,
Speaker 4: and Addison.
Speaker 3: Who do I forget? That's ten.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there was a few names wrong in that bit.
Speaker 5: Skew If I think it's Lyla, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, coming up next, Laws gets to meet
Speaker 2: the family, and and.
Speaker 5: Clint, you can tell Lauren babies, Yeah, babies a week.
Speaker 5: Clint Oakley is the baby Oakley. Yes, there we go. Clint,
Speaker 5: you can tell Lauren the exciting it's.
Speaker 2: Just been made aware another challenge. We'll go there next.
Speaker 2: Good Morning Melbourne. We're live from one of Melbourn's biggest families.
Speaker 2: This is over Good Morning Melbourne. This is an over
Speaker 2: one hundred. We are on the air. Thanks so mates
Speaker 2: at she already express. It is Jason, Lauren Clint here too.
Speaker 2: It's actually Clinton and I live in Teagan's house. This
Speaker 2: is one of Melbourn's biggest families. Tagan has how many
Speaker 2: children against EIGs eleven? And also we spoke to your
Speaker 2: partner Mickey on the air yesterday. He wasn't opposed to
Speaker 2: a number twelve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't get your reaction. Remember your lives. Is
Speaker 5: that a yay or a nay or a maybe?
Speaker 11: That's a maybe?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, kids, how do we feel about another brother?
Speaker 2: Or okay? That was mixed feelings. You know what this
Speaker 2: family is missing though, and that's an auntie who can
Speaker 2: come round and help. And I believe the auntie just
Speaker 2: pulled up out the front, come in Auntie Lauren.
Speaker 3: Hello, Auntie Lauren's home. Knock Lauren. Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 3: two are on the recliners with your feed up. Are
Speaker 3: you right?
Speaker 5: We're justserving my kids.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's very Do you want us to get out
Speaker 4: of your house? It's very early in the morning, isn't it.
Speaker 5: The poor things have worken up?
Speaker 3: Lauren the oldest high Teagan? Hi, who's the oldest?
Speaker 5: The twins?
Speaker 2: That's the twins behind.
Speaker 5: Morning girls.
Speaker 3: There's a tiny baby. How old is the tiny baby?
Speaker 2: Two months?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: Oh, now, just don't get distracted al right, because you
Speaker 1: got work to do, don't.
Speaker 2: What does everyone want for breakfast?
Speaker 3: Who's had breakfast? Story? What do you want? Pancakes? What
Speaker 3: about vegi? Might toast?
Speaker 5: Someone wanted it for a Tata?
Speaker 2: Actually, so teas, can you just run us through because
Speaker 2: they'd be like, look, I'll be honest, they'd be parents
Speaker 2: like myself right now, just trying to get their head
Speaker 2: around how you work to the schedule?
Speaker 5: Was isn't there just such a huge element of calmness
Speaker 5: though my house.
Speaker 3: Is more manic than that. What's going on is everyone's dated.
Speaker 3: What everyone's very calm?
Speaker 5: We hear other military.
Speaker 11: It's not breakfast time yet.
Speaker 4: Okay, So breakfast time is when it gets hectic. What
Speaker 4: time does breakfast time kick off?
Speaker 11: Very soon?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: So is that the first job taking? Is that?
Speaker 2: What? You know?
Speaker 5: We're up and we're straight into the kitchen and breakfast?
Speaker 11: Yeah, pretty much, breakfast first.
Speaker 2: Okay, And I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: Kids can be fussy, Like I crack it at home
Speaker 5: and I've got to do three different meals.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you crack it over everything, though, do you they're
Speaker 4: fucking fussy?
Speaker 3: Well, jays can do the fussy ones. Now. Is it
Speaker 3: true your husband had the option to have the day
Speaker 3: off today and he said, no, thanks, I would rather
Speaker 3: go to work.
Speaker 1: Yep, Hey, there's a there's another small spanner. What what
Speaker 1: at high school today?
Speaker 5: Who's high school special event happening?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: You take take us back to your days at Wesley.
Speaker 1: I mean it was always a big day.
Speaker 2: No, No, something that I reckon would have been more
Speaker 2: important to you and your family.
Speaker 3: Swimming condle, No.
Speaker 5: No geting excited about the swimming, cannibal.
Speaker 2: It's school photo day?
Speaker 4: Is that why the tweens have their hair straightened and
Speaker 4: they're looking gorgeous?
Speaker 3: Yes, school photo day? To do your make er.
Speaker 2: Well, if you are.
Speaker 3: You allowed to do makeups? Probably not.
Speaker 5: Well, we've already put on my scar this morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like it.
Speaker 2: So here's the.
Speaker 5: Go you need to get into breakfast, made to be
Speaker 5: seeing the kitchen?
Speaker 3: Should I go?
Speaker 5: I don't think you should be sitting down? Do you
Speaker 5: mind if we just wait here?
Speaker 4: Well, you look like you're leaying Keith on goggle Box
Speaker 4: in those reclinements. Okay, so the kitchen's just right here. Okay,
Speaker 4: we've got peanut button, a Televegi might butter? Where's do
Speaker 4: you have a coffee machine? I wouldn't mind her.
Speaker 11: Don't drink coffee? Actually you.
Speaker 2: Do, you red bull?
Speaker 4: Okay, so we've got bread. Okay, toast toast seems like
Speaker 4: a good option.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so Teagan just quickly, everyone have the
Speaker 2: same thing on their toast? No, right, okay? What's what?
Speaker 2: They do?
Speaker 3: Their own flavors on top of their own toppings?
Speaker 11: Some do, some don't.
Speaker 2: Where do we sit on cruss?
Speaker 11: Some have cruss? Some don't.
Speaker 3: What even is this in here?
Speaker 11: That would be cinnamon?
Speaker 2: Sugar cinnamon?
Speaker 5: Can you get me one of them? Please?
Speaker 3: Shut up? What else have we got? Okay? We buy
Speaker 3: the bog By Teddy Bears for the So the lunch
Speaker 3: boxes haven't been done?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: Does everyone have like one of those lunchbox? So what
Speaker 4: do you hang on? I've got which one?
Speaker 9: Are you?
Speaker 3: Zoey? Okay, Zoey? What do you have a lunch box?
Speaker 3: Just put put it in your back? Okay? What what's
Speaker 3: on the agenda for lunch today?
Speaker 5: Thing?
Speaker 3: Roll a roll? I can do a roll. There's rolls.
Speaker 5: There's rolls.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can do roles.
Speaker 5: Brought some stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we bought. We've bought some snacks.
Speaker 2: Final thing on the toast tagin because I know some
Speaker 2: kids can be fussy?
Speaker 5: Is a straight cut? Are we doing triangles? Are we?
Speaker 11: Some have no crust? Some?
Speaker 5: Are you listening to this now?
Speaker 3: I'm playing with the baby? Okay, great's two babies? Sorry? Gone?
Speaker 11: Some have it only cut in half?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Are we talking toast or sandwich?
Speaker 5: Toast? Okay?
Speaker 3: And others?
Speaker 11: And others have it cut in squares?
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, No one does all right? No?
Speaker 4: No trugles cut in half on the left of the room,
Speaker 4: squares on the right.
Speaker 2: You're good.
Speaker 3: I'm going to start putting the toast on you. Who
Speaker 3: wants toast?
Speaker 2: How many toasters do we have going in?
Speaker 3: These eight slices available?
Speaker 5: Can I just say, hang on, what's wrong?
Speaker 11: They have four e four pieces each.
Speaker 3: Four pieces each?
Speaker 2: That good card, get them full four pieces?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're just a toast maker in the morning. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: you know we.
Speaker 2: Need to get you one of those things that they
Speaker 2: have at hotel buffets Belt.
Speaker 3: You have to put them through too many times.
Speaker 2: You just turn it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, wish me luck Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Okay, we are alive from one of Melbourne's biggest families. Now, look,
Speaker 2: we're going to be doing a heap of posting this morning,
Speaker 2: so follow us on socials, Jase and Lauren on Instagram.
Speaker 5: You'll be able to follow the car.
Speaker 3: Where are the dogs?
Speaker 5: Dogs are out in the back.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to go visit the dogs.
Speaker 2: You've got no time for that. You need to get cooking.
Speaker 3: They need breakfast to the dogs.
Speaker 11: No, they're good, they're good.
Speaker 5: They like in the triangles.
Speaker 11: They eat the crust.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: There you go. We alive from one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 2: We're a Teagan's house with there are eleven children this morning.
Speaker 2: It is Jason, Lauren Clints here too. We're doing it
Speaker 2: thanks to shell Ready Express Auntie. Lauren currently in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Three breakfast, four breakfasts down.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: His Skyla's breakfast is being handed over.
Speaker 5: What is skyl again?
Speaker 4: Peanut butter on toast? And I'm now doing Lilah's breakfast.
Speaker 4: I think I called it Layla before. That didn't go
Speaker 4: down that well.
Speaker 5: Is here a some sort of eggs Benny breakfast special?
Speaker 3: Jason?
Speaker 7: Okay, sorry, I'd like mine, Scrammy can get Can I
Speaker 7: just say I'm very relaxed Jason.
Speaker 5: By the way, you were in the recliners in the
Speaker 5: living room, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Can I love breakfast? Up? What do you want? Peanut butter?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do your own? Yeah? You're standing
Speaker 3: right there. Why not have to learn?
Speaker 5: You know what? You are the number one person I
Speaker 5: would go to in a crisis.
Speaker 3: Who else is?
Speaker 2: No? Not take it?
Speaker 5: Lauren? Lauren?
Speaker 3: Hello? What's your name? Cain Caine? What do you want
Speaker 3: for breakfast?
Speaker 5: Toast?
Speaker 3: Okay, come on, I'm over here and put your order
Speaker 3: in and.
Speaker 5: Down while you're cooking.
Speaker 2: As Lauren pulled up this morning, Clint I noticed something
Speaker 2: sitting in the center console of her car, A thin
Speaker 2: little bit of paper, a thin like a long receipt.
Speaker 3: Parking fine one here.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I just noticed once.
Speaker 3: Top off my morning.
Speaker 2: Now. I'm not sure if you've actually read the parking
Speaker 2: fine in detail yet, Lozzy, but there are a number
Speaker 2: of people around Melbourne complaining at the moment because they
Speaker 2: have been getting parking fines attached to their window.
Speaker 5: I mean, we all complain when we get a parking fine. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of the city of New York minute? No,
Speaker 2: it's not a city. It's a burger chain and it's
Speaker 2: not a parking fine. They are free burger vouchers.
Speaker 5: Oh fantastic, made to look like parking fine. A lot
Speaker 5: of people would just throw them away.
Speaker 2: That I know. So they've been placed under the wipers
Speaker 2: of cars.
Speaker 5: Hell are we talking? It's a bloody good advertising.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. What what good marketing? So what do we
Speaker 1: get a free burg? You get a free burger at
Speaker 1: New York minute. Some people are blowing up online saying
Speaker 1: this outroadus.
Speaker 2: It's stupid.
Speaker 5: Of course they would, but I mean, come on, but
Speaker 5: it's a roller coaster of emotions.
Speaker 2: You walk up and see the tag and then you
Speaker 2: turn the tag over and to see a free burger.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that gets to the car
Speaker 1: and I'm so embarrassed about having a parking ticket on
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 5: Just keep driving and let it flap around.
Speaker 1: Me to one's I can't if there's anyone watching. You
Speaker 1: walk to the car and you know that feeling it's embarrassment.
Speaker 1: You just get in the car and you keep going.
Speaker 4: You try and make it look like and I were
Speaker 4: once out for lunch and we saw the parking inspector
Speaker 4: coming or hang on one second, what.
Speaker 3: Was that off?
Speaker 5: The crust cutoff the crust off?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad I chose a plastic knife for this one. Clinton,
Speaker 4: I once saw the parking inspector coming in. He just
Speaker 4: sat at lunch and watched it happen because he's too
Speaker 4: embarrassed to go to stop him.
Speaker 5: He's one for you. What about if they brought the
Speaker 5: toe trucking? Oh do you know I'd probably let them
Speaker 5: toll me, would you, Lauren?
Speaker 4: Yeah, honey, And you know the place you've got to
Speaker 4: go to get your car back, then you have to
Speaker 4: pay a.
Speaker 3: Towing fee on top of the parking. Just on one second,
Speaker 3: do you want it in a big square of the
Speaker 3: crust off for triangles.
Speaker 5: Squares, squ square squares. Of course he wants squares, Lauren.
Speaker 5: So you're telling me purely to avoid the embarrassment and.
Speaker 2: Let it go.
Speaker 5: That's a that's a later job. But this is a
Speaker 5: good that's a good mark.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bloody great idea. In fact, if
Speaker 2: you get a parking front today, just walking to maccas
Speaker 2: and try and exchange.
Speaker 5: It for a blow angry, I would't mind a burg.
Speaker 5: All right, we are live from one of Melbourne's biggest.
Speaker 3: Families, my sixth breakfast. Guys, we're nearly there killing it.
Speaker 5: Hey, we've got it, We've got We've got another twist.
Speaker 5: Believe I believe Channel Line's coming down.
Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 5: No, they are sending a camera crew down this morning.
Speaker 3: I hate you going.
Speaker 5: And it's not kids w beads for the news.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, when we said Lauren's in the kitchen, they
Speaker 2: were like, this is breaking. Sorry, I'm getting a big Lauren.
Speaker 2: What's the name of that little boy?
Speaker 3: That one?
Speaker 5: That's sorry, Tate. I just got a filthy look from
Speaker 5: take because's trying to watch.
Speaker 4: His iPad has your breakfast going that I made you?
Speaker 4: Then a teller on tope, it's good to me.
Speaker 5: Have you finished making breakfast for eleven kids?
Speaker 3: Breakfast is done? But tea did?
Speaker 4: Mother of eleven kids said, oh, Lauren, breakfast is easy.
Speaker 4: Wait until they're lining up for lunch. They or on
Speaker 4: something different.
Speaker 3: Rolls out, ready to go. We've got ham, We've got
Speaker 3: a teller, we've got a multiple of meat.
Speaker 2: Actually, just on that massive thanks to Shell Ready express.
Speaker 2: Grab your milk, coffee, fresh bread, fuel, whatever it is
Speaker 2: or lunch on the go, whatever you need, it's at
Speaker 2: the Ready. I know laws did a massive stop by
Speaker 2: there this morning on the way I did.
Speaker 4: I've got everything these kids need for school, don't worry
Speaker 4: about that, and I'm not everything that will make this
Speaker 4: morning's lunch making experience much easier.
Speaker 5: Can I make a suggestion? I would.
Speaker 2: I would get them all to hit the trampoline before
Speaker 2: for school, just to get the energy out.
Speaker 3: Do they go on taken? Did they go on the
Speaker 3: trampoline before school?
Speaker 11: Not normally?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean this isn't a normal day.
Speaker 5: Let's get them out there kids, no rules, Lauren.
Speaker 4: We've got a couple of uniforms a couple of still
Speaker 4: in pajamas, so we've got to get uniforms out and
Speaker 4: I'm going to get making on lunch if you don't mind.
Speaker 5: All right done, how do we interrupt?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 5: Just quickly, Clint, did I hear a state of origin?
Speaker 2: Back?
Speaker 5: For Eotentially?
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we have this debate each
Speaker 1: and every year, but this is all inspired by the
Speaker 1: success of the Indigenous All Stars game against Freeo just
Speaker 1: last weekend.
Speaker 2: Question question, because this is where it's sort of weird.
Speaker 2: It's I'm gathering to be cool like as a queens
Speaker 2: South Wales.
Speaker 1: So that's in NRL, obviously you get the Maroons and
Speaker 1: the Blues Queensland New South Wales. In AFL, your footy
Speaker 1: heartland is Victoria, South Australia and that's sort of the
Speaker 1: most common sense option. But then you've got Western Australia
Speaker 1: to be involved. You know, you've got Tazzy now want
Speaker 1: to be involved. And then sort of the best of
Speaker 1: the rest is like the All Stars, so it doesn't
Speaker 1: have the same Now.
Speaker 5: I agree, Well, you're the sport guy.
Speaker 1: Would you vote yea or name I'd go ya to
Speaker 1: as South Australia Victoria clash because that's where the rivalry sits, right,
Speaker 1: But then Jez, the other states are going to be off.
Speaker 2: Can't win them all. This is number one hundred. You
Speaker 2: are on the air with Jase and Lauren. We are
Speaker 2: live from one of Melbourn's biggest families and according to
Speaker 2: their family clock in the kitchen, it has just gone.
Speaker 5: For the batteries are gone in that one.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no still Fouray.
Speaker 3: Here's a story.
Speaker 10: I'm a girl named Again who are busy with.
Speaker 3: The eleven kids of her on.
Speaker 10: They have three bedrooms and one bathroom in their cranburn.
Speaker 2: Hole and they have Auntie Lauren in the kitchen who
Speaker 2: is absolutely killing it.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got to be out the door by quarter
Speaker 4: past eight. There's eleven kids. Breakfast is done. I'm on,
Speaker 4: I'm on the third lunch.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: This isn't the tall sandwich?
Speaker 12: Do?
Speaker 3: I put a tailer on both sides of the sand.
Speaker 5: Too much sugar?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Because he said no cross and I had a roll
Speaker 4: in front of me and I was cut the cross
Speaker 4: off the roll.
Speaker 3: So we've gone back to breads. And you might be
Speaker 3: thick on them to tell there, but I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Two sandwich mom of eleven. Just just on the food thing.
Speaker 2: So I noticed you mentioned how many nuggets do you
Speaker 2: do in a serving?
Speaker 3: Jase, that's all you care about?
Speaker 2: Three and a half kilos three and a half kilos
Speaker 2: Right now, I just want people listening at home to realize,
Speaker 2: like just just the size of shopping and you know
Speaker 2: the thought and planning that has to go into it.
Speaker 5: How much milk and bread would.
Speaker 12: You go through for breakfast? We go through about sometimes
Speaker 12: two loaves.
Speaker 3: There's four loaves on this on this bench, just for breakfast.
Speaker 5: For breakfast breakfast. Does that include lunches or not? No? No,
Speaker 5: So each day, how much bread would you buy?
Speaker 11: About four loaves?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 11: And then rolls? We buy twelve rolls for school lunches.
Speaker 5: And this is like, are you doing a big weekly shop?
Speaker 11: Like, no, we can't do a weekly shop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course not, because if I do a.
Speaker 11: Weekly shop, it all gets eaten before the end of
Speaker 11: the week. Yes, you buy more.
Speaker 3: They've got no control like me if it's in the
Speaker 3: pantry only. Yeah, all right, Just quickly, can someone asks
Speaker 3: take does he like your sandwiches and triangles or squares?
Speaker 2: Do you like I've got it take Do you want
Speaker 2: your sandwich in triangles or squares? Please?
Speaker 3: Lauren, lunches up, kid. I got you an apple and
Speaker 3: some snaps, but.
Speaker 1: You've got to wrap it in the wrap and then
Speaker 1: put all the biscuits and the chips in.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what my mum used to do, Clint
Speaker 2: down then, Yeah, she'd write a lovely note.
Speaker 7: Oh that put it in the lunches. Yes, you need notes.
Speaker 7: We need notes, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I don't know their names. That's okay.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what well you do? Well?
Speaker 5: You do the lunches lost?
Speaker 2: Can you give us a tour of the house on
Speaker 2: the baby needs?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're good. Just you just picked up
Speaker 5: the baby with one.
Speaker 2: Last time I saw that was on a bloody nat
Speaker 2: Geo documentary.
Speaker 11: You're gonna go to Clint.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't make the baby cry, Clint.
Speaker 2: And don't try and breastfeed the trail clean vomits on
Speaker 2: so I really do. The ruler is if the baby
Speaker 2: person itself while you're holding you have to change it.
Speaker 5: Skyler. Now, okay, let's go for a spin.
Speaker 2: Let's just run everyone through the house as well. How
Speaker 2: many bedrooms, three bedrooms? How many bathrooms.
Speaker 11: One bathroom true toilets.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, can we have a two of the bedrooms
Speaker 2: because look, you know it is let's go it is quite.
Speaker 5: Come on, it is quite.
Speaker 2: How long we've been in this house.
Speaker 11: We've been here fifteen years now, yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, So this is so when you moved in, just
Speaker 5: had the twins.
Speaker 11: Had no one, had no one, no one.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, so we're in there. This is the boys room.
Speaker 2: So we've got two bunk beds in here.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: Right, so this is bedroom number one.
Speaker 11: Yep, We've got kJ Ryland, Tate and Addie.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I think I think Scarland's mum and my
Speaker 1: arm's getting sore as well.
Speaker 2: Do you want to lie down? You must be. I'm exhausted,
Speaker 2: all right, So as we go to the next bedroom,
Speaker 2: my god parents just want to reach to the radio
Speaker 2: and slap you right now, stand away.
Speaker 5: Okay, now this is down to mum and Dad's jase.
Speaker 3: If you see take down there? Can you time? It's
Speaker 3: time to put his uniform on.
Speaker 4: His lunch has been made, he's put it in his
Speaker 4: bat You.
Speaker 3: Didn't want to take an apple today?
Speaker 1: Don't tell his mums on the watching the iPad.
Speaker 3: Go and put his uniform on. Now.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Tates off to do his uniform. This
Speaker 2: is in the boudoir, right, So this is mum and
Speaker 2: Dad's room dressed. I was about to say the old
Speaker 2: joke is all the action happens?
Speaker 3: Jeez? What are they putting in the water down?
Speaker 2: This room must be exhausted. Okay, so this is your room?
Speaker 2: How many kids are sleeping here?
Speaker 5: Three? She got you and Mickey in the bed. Who
Speaker 5: else is in the bed?
Speaker 11: When we go to bed, it's just the two of us.
Speaker 5: And then you wake up with it the two little girls.
Speaker 5: I got to say, just like.
Speaker 2: We touched on it before, there is an element of calmness,
Speaker 2: but there's also a lot of love in this house.
Speaker 5: And as we said before, it's just calm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very polite kids. Touch shop lady over here.
Speaker 4: They've all been very polite.
Speaker 5: Shop lady arms.
Speaker 3: You know what they're getting your workout to be honest.
Speaker 5: Today? All right, so this is okay, Now we're entering.
Speaker 11: The girls girls permission?
Speaker 3: Can I come and see the girl's room.
Speaker 5: You've got to finish your jobs? Okay, permission?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's all purpose.
Speaker 5: Can I go in there? I can go and how
Speaker 5: many how many beds we got near?
Speaker 4: That's you guys, can't I'll go in the girl's room. Okay,
Speaker 4: school photos? Oh hello, it's up to the living room. Okay,
Speaker 4: so what.
Speaker 3: Are we doing in here? Getting ready for school photo day?
Speaker 5: How many bedrooms in there?
Speaker 2: Loss?
Speaker 3: It's one bedroom. There's four beds, bunk beds. Who sleeps where?
Speaker 4: Oh you're up the top, so he's always got her
Speaker 4: house sleeps leader match on.
Speaker 3: So of course curious did.
Speaker 2: Lauren get the name right there?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: She did.
Speaker 4: The older ones sleep on the bottom or the top? Oh,
Speaker 4: the older ones do, so they can kick the little
Speaker 4: ones on top.
Speaker 3: That's what you know.
Speaker 2: What we haven't seen yet in a house of eleven kids.
Speaker 2: Three bedrooms. We haven't seen the one bathroom.
Speaker 5: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Two bathrooms, two toilets.
Speaker 5: One bathroom. Is anyone anyone?
Speaker 2: Is anyone in there?
Speaker 3: Just quickly? Does anyone in the girl? You need your lunch?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: Cut?
Speaker 3: What's your name? Oh Lila, that's right, come on lunch.
Speaker 3: You guys do bathrooms?
Speaker 2: Okay, we are entering, all right, this is the one bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's little there's little wheeling bins. In here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's a dirty clothes baskets. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: I'm across it.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: So we're in the one bathroom now, toilet, shower. So
Speaker 2: can I just ask I've noticed there's you know, like
Speaker 2: when you stay at a hotel and they've got the
Speaker 2: little chain on the door. Yes, I've noticed you've installed
Speaker 2: one of these up on the bathroom.
Speaker 12: Yes, to stop the three year old and the twenty
Speaker 12: month old getting into the bathroom during the day.
Speaker 5: Very good, Very good.
Speaker 11: Because it's been trashed one too many times.
Speaker 5: Ah, okay, gotcha, gotcha. And that I believe concludes the tour.
Speaker 5: Kj's out the back on his motorbike.
Speaker 3: I asked KJF wanted to breakfast or what is it?
Speaker 3: He said, I've done it myself. Bothering.
Speaker 5: There's there's an issue going on.
Speaker 2: I don't want to compare, but I'm doing it tough
Speaker 2: with three at the moment, and there's a bit of
Speaker 2: an issue going on with our three year old that
Speaker 2: I think would be happening in a lot of homes
Speaker 2: around Melbourne. In fact, I reckon it would have happened
Speaker 2: in Lauren's home when she was three. And I want
Speaker 2: to get I'm thinking, out of all the people I
Speaker 2: can go to, you're a mum of eleven. She will
Speaker 2: be good with advice. I imagine she would be. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: got a little issue with my kid. I want to
Speaker 2: see where you sit on it and whether any of
Speaker 2: your kids have been guilty of this.
Speaker 1: She's about to have her first Red Bull for the day,
Speaker 1: so she's away.
Speaker 3: I think I'm six lunches downla Do you want snacks
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll get onto the curiosity.
Speaker 2: Don't schools have two lunch breaks? Isn't it like small lunch?
Speaker 9: Sorry, snack the lunch?
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 3: No, that's Zoey.
Speaker 2: Sorry Zoey. Okay. We are live from one of Melbourne's
Speaker 2: biggest families this morning.
Speaker 3: There's a new one. Hello from you before.
Speaker 4: We've been here for an hour, Pier, did you just
Speaker 4: wake har a new one?
Speaker 3: We don't live here, we're just here for today.
Speaker 2: Also a bit. She only remembers Pipe's name because it's
Speaker 2: like the Champagne. It's just gone five to eight. Tigan's
Speaker 2: got a saber with her eleven children. Lauren is on
Speaker 2: lunch duty.
Speaker 4: We are in the car to school in about thirteen minutes, Tailey,
Speaker 4: do you have butter with your ham sandwich?
Speaker 2: Please? Thirteen?
Speaker 5: But I'm after I want cheese and vegiemin.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm on my last lunch of eleven.
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 4: Call?
Speaker 3: Is everyone in their uniform? So? Have we still got
Speaker 3: kids in pajamas? Do you think I think it's typer
Speaker 3: go to school?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: How old?
Speaker 11: She she's three?
Speaker 5: Okay, right? What about they all done toilet and teeth?
Speaker 3: Has everyone done their teeth? Addison? Have you brushed your teeth?
Speaker 5: She says yes, Zoey Lauren? Lauren as a dad, trust.
Speaker 3: Me, I'm not checking their breath Chaser.
Speaker 5: They are lying to you. Yeah, you can always use threats, though, Addison.
Speaker 3: Can you check if your brothers and sisters have all
Speaker 3: brushed their teeth for me?
Speaker 2: Otherwise?
Speaker 5: No tiny teddies for lunch?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've forgotten anyone. I'm just giving them money for
Speaker 4: the touch shop.
Speaker 2: Will you forgot me? So I've got a oh God
Speaker 2: tea and you'll be able to relate just the craziness
Speaker 2: at home at the moment. I've got three kids at home.
Speaker 2: Our youngest is Archie. We call him the liability because
Speaker 2: there's no fear on this kid. The only problem is
Speaker 2: with Archie. And I've touched on this before on the show,
Speaker 2: but I thought it was going to be a phase.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but he hasn't come out of this phase.
Speaker 2: In fact, he's leaning into it more. Oh like father,
Speaker 2: like son really. So Archie and I were out on
Speaker 2: the old electric bike cruising the mean streets of Bentley
Speaker 2: the other day and.
Speaker 3: Sorry, is there a fight over there? Do we need
Speaker 3: to break it up with the boys? Do the parent
Speaker 3: boys behave yourselves. We're leaving in ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Us what happened fifty fifty cuffs?
Speaker 2: Does one of them have a shive?
Speaker 3: There you go, there's your lunch.
Speaker 2: He's usual your toothbrushes, brushes a shive. I've seen that
Speaker 2: on I think the Hardest prisons. So Archie and I
Speaker 2: pull up at the red light the other day on
Speaker 2: the electric bike in Bentley. People are crossing the road
Speaker 2: and that's where he said it.
Speaker 11: It's none nice.
Speaker 3: Watch what does it sound like one of them is drowning?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, that's him in the pool. But he said the
Speaker 2: same thing to the people that were walking.
Speaker 5: Across the finestry.
Speaker 3: He must have learned that from me. When I'm talking
Speaker 3: to you this morning.
Speaker 5: So how how often is he dropping it?
Speaker 2: It's like from about four o'clock in the afternoon when
Speaker 2: he's tired. We're entering f bomb territory. Oh so like
Speaker 2: I am on highlight. So if we get like an
Speaker 2: Amazon package delivered to the hair, someone rings the doorbell
Speaker 2: after four pm, I have to get to the person
Speaker 2: before because he'll tell them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you remember dot No, No, we got the idea,
Speaker 5: We got the idea.
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
Speaker 1: Do you remember Elon Musk's son visited the White House
Speaker 1: and he was he was telling the President that's right,
Speaker 1: sure your.
Speaker 2: Mouth sorry, sorry, Lauren, you can't do that. You've just
Speaker 2: put the handback in the fridge fully open.
Speaker 5: You can't read.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to kill the children?
Speaker 5: Like, come on, just leave here.
Speaker 3: I've made eleven breakfast and eleven lunch.
Speaker 2: Who wants someonola for lunch?
Speaker 3: Why are you another hab?
Speaker 2: Six minutes till we leave.
Speaker 4: I filled up the water bottles. Good job, I've got
Speaker 4: a baby on one hip.
Speaker 3: It's Skyler.
Speaker 2: I believe we are live from one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 2: As we crossed to the backyard, sitting on a pee
Speaker 2: wee fifty Clint, what's the latest in news.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing the news from a dirt bike, Jays.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, thank you so much with your latest news.
Speaker 1: This our police investigating the death of two men in
Speaker 1: two separate incidents overnight. An eighty two year old man
Speaker 1: has died in a hotel in Geelong. It's alledged he
Speaker 1: was assaulted by another man aged thirty, while police are
Speaker 1: working to track down too offenders accused of stabbing a
Speaker 1: man at a bus stop in wind And Vale.
Speaker 2: So can we just do a massive thank you to
Speaker 2: taking to the family for.
Speaker 3: Having a Yes, Mickey cleared out, Well done, Mickey.
Speaker 2: Lauren, hats off to you. You've done the school lunches.
Speaker 3: Eleven breakfast, You've got.
Speaker 2: The kids ready. Tell everyone what you just mumbled to
Speaker 2: meet during that opener.
Speaker 3: I am exhausted, I'm on, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: I mean the composure Skyler showed, this level of composure
Speaker 1: at work.
Speaker 3: Never be ready though, because it is time? Is it quarter? Part?
Speaker 3: What time is it late? We're late? Alright, it's time
Speaker 3: for the school.
Speaker 4: Bus and I remember, all right, the twins Haley and
Speaker 4: Bella Ready Hailey, Bell, I keep coming kids, Hale cajz Liilah,
Speaker 4: what's happened.
Speaker 2: Lands Tate?
Speaker 4: She's so Anison and here's Piper Skyler and Mum?
Speaker 5: Is that Mum's breakfast?
Speaker 3: Are you exhausted taking it?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: Actually every morning? I guess you're quite used to this.
Speaker 2: You've demo to Red Bulls already, haven't you.
Speaker 3: Forget about the red Bulls? I need a chardon mate. Alright,
Speaker 3: I'm not driving to school. So kids in the bus?
Speaker 3: Are you coming to park?
Speaker 2: Running the varn? So does everyone get in the van?
Speaker 5: Now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well they have to because because Mark No. One's Oakley?
Speaker 2: And then how how many does the van seat?
Speaker 4: Come?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 3: Pipe? You want to get in the car? No? Sleep?
Speaker 2: Twelve seats twelve?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: Big?
Speaker 3: Eleven children plus you? Or is there a spear in
Speaker 3: the front?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 11: Nos?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's try and get these.
Speaker 4: Let's get these three and then we're going to wave
Speaker 4: you off to school.
Speaker 3: Come on, Piper, come on, come with Mum.
Speaker 2: I'll take that mike for you so you can go
Speaker 2: get him in the car or get rid of that one.
Speaker 5: There we go? So can I point.
Speaker 3: Out because oh that's Pipe's breakfast?
Speaker 4: She only wanted the spider Man plate so don't give
Speaker 4: that to anybody else.
Speaker 5: Any parent will understand this the day your kid could
Speaker 5: put their own.
Speaker 3: So he's forgot to jump out and you go is
Speaker 3: like winning Powerball.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well k told me.
Speaker 4: Now he's good. No, it's she's forgotten a jump road.
Speaker 4: He's a bit chilly in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: This morning teaking. So hang on what the oldest of fourteen? Yep?
Speaker 5: So they can get soon.
Speaker 4: How good Haley and Bella they've got school photo day. Guys,
Speaker 4: they can't be late. They spent hours straightening their hair.
Speaker 4: They look so good. Oh that's Piper's breakfast that we
Speaker 4: forgot to give.
Speaker 2: Okay, can someone get that?
Speaker 5: Oh no, one of them was itching their head.
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's no How beautiful the girl's hair are?
Speaker 3: They been straightening it? Okay, have a good day, Zoe.
Speaker 3: Hey Zoe, how did I go today?
Speaker 11: Good?
Speaker 3: Do you want me to come back another day?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a shame because it's probably not gonna know.
Speaker 3: I need to lie down for a month. Now. I
Speaker 3: could come and help out any time.
Speaker 5: You need to give back the player bear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well when does this one go?
Speaker 4: So this is a proper van and there's two baby
Speaker 4: capsules in it because can I just remind everyone listening
Speaker 4: to this that well the oldest are fifteen year old
Speaker 4: twin fourteen year old twins.
Speaker 3: There are two babies. One is two months and how
Speaker 3: old scolor for twenty Yeah, not even two.
Speaker 5: The last time I was in a minibus was like
Speaker 5: this is on a buck stay.
Speaker 3: If I was on the winery.
Speaker 5: I reckon this Ben's going to get more well than
Speaker 5: both those days.
Speaker 3: You guys excited for a big date school.
Speaker 5: No one's excited for a bigno.
Speaker 3: They also everyone said no, would you rather stay here
Speaker 3: with us? Yeah? They all said, yes, we did a
Speaker 3: good job.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, while we've got you guys, can
Speaker 2: we just say thank you so much for having us
Speaker 2: in your house. We mentioned it earlier. There is a
Speaker 2: huge element of calmness. All the kids are so polite.
Speaker 2: The kids are helping each other out. I hope you're
Speaker 2: very proud of them. Tags and it's eleven kids. But
Speaker 2: you're doing a bloody great job as a mum mate.
Speaker 11: Thanks.
Speaker 2: You might hate me for what I'm going to say next,
Speaker 2: but we would love to sort you guys out and
Speaker 2: help you out.
Speaker 4: Yes, so we've given you some shell red Express food,
Speaker 4: which is in their snacks and drinks. We've got a
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars shell fuel voucher to help fill up
Speaker 4: the van to get to and from school. We've got Now,
Speaker 4: we were going to get you a family passed to
Speaker 4: come by.
Speaker 5: Well we couldn't do that, so we had to get
Speaker 5: you four.
Speaker 11: You got to come by.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That means you can probably take some friends, take some
Speaker 4: friends too.
Speaker 2: That's great, Lauren teakings like, yeah, bring more kids, we've
Speaker 2: got why not.
Speaker 3: We've got some goodies for you thanks to Laurel Paris.
Speaker 4: Although I have a feeling that there's two twin girls
Speaker 4: that might steal those.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're going to steal that for sure.
Speaker 4: And we've brought you an in Dodor Spa voucher to
Speaker 4: go and enjoy when you can get some time to
Speaker 4: pamp yourself and have some new time, because it doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like there's a.
Speaker 3: Lot of that.
Speaker 11: No, there's not much of that at all, So.
Speaker 3: You enjoy that.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Thank you for letting us make you make your already
Speaker 4: hectic mornings more hectic by having us.
Speaker 5: You are a bloody hero. Can can I just say that.
Speaker 1: I mean, we talk so much Lauren and Jason about
Speaker 1: the cost of living crunch right now, it's extraordinary.
Speaker 5: This lady and her husband have got eleven kids.
Speaker 3: I mean dad's working six days a week.
Speaker 11: It's hard, right, yeah, it is hard. Ed is hard.
Speaker 12: There's you know, sometimes you got to cut back on
Speaker 12: things and.
Speaker 11: Not get stuff yourself and get it for the kids instead.
Speaker 11: But what you got to do.
Speaker 3: You're doing a great job. You're an amazing mum and
Speaker 3: eleven kids. I was expecting it to be zoo. These
Speaker 3: are beautifully polite, well behaved children. So well done.
Speaker 2: Byeplace is much more crazy than this in the live.
Speaker 3: With my fiance and a sausage dog, and there's more
Speaker 3: chaos in the morning.
Speaker 5: I live by myself.
Speaker 3: All right, taking to go to school. Thank you very much, guys.
Speaker 5: Bye bye guys.
Speaker 1: Wow great we have a family soon traps so.
Speaker 9: Long well.
Speaker 5: A siren for the high as Oh.
Speaker 4: My goodness, it's a proper you need a heavy vehicle
Speaker 4: license to drive that car.
Speaker 3: What morning.
Speaker 2: We are live from one of Melbourne's biggest families. Eleven kids.
Speaker 2: Shout out to dad who's at work this morning, as well.
Speaker 3: Well done dad, that's where I'd be too speaking.
Speaker 2: And Mickey, you are doing a ripping job. This is
Speaker 2: number one hundred. Good morning every one. We are alive
Speaker 2: for Melbourne's one of Melbourn's biggest families. Teagan and Mickey
Speaker 2: are the proud parents, and I really mean that proud
Speaker 2: as of their eleven kids.
Speaker 3: Great kids, great kids, great.
Speaker 2: Family, light kids, a lot of love in this house.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't chaos and she's no fust she.
Speaker 4: That's because super Nanny was here making I mean eleven
Speaker 4: breakfasts done, eleven lunches.
Speaker 3: You two did not lift a finger. I carried the baby.
Speaker 4: I think I put my hip out carrying the one
Speaker 4: year old.
Speaker 5: I do have very fragile hip. Oh no, she's hypacement.
Speaker 1: I loved Crustgate when you couldn't figure out which one
Speaker 1: had crusts and which one.
Speaker 4: Also, I was chopping with a plastic spoon because that's
Speaker 4: all I could find, and then like a seven year
Speaker 4: old came out and goes, use this knife was like
Speaker 4: a big butcher's knife.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, that's easier.
Speaker 5: I think my highlight was when another child emerged from
Speaker 5: a room.
Speaker 2: And you went, who are you?
Speaker 3: There's another one?
Speaker 5: Another one's come out and I hadn't seen her.
Speaker 3: She just she just woke up.
Speaker 2: Teakan has just left in the Toyota high Ace van
Speaker 2: with eleven kids in the back.
Speaker 5: It honestly looks like she is driving a school.
Speaker 3: Bus and they've all got perfect hair today. I love
Speaker 3: styling session the hair.
Speaker 5: But you think about it.
Speaker 1: So she's going to drop off what eight of those
Speaker 1: kids and then return with three? Yeah, and she's got
Speaker 1: to continue the day with three kids all under what three?
Speaker 3: And Skyler are not at school yet. I asked for
Speaker 3: what she wanted for her school lunch, and teak and said,
Speaker 3: she's just turned three, she doesn't go to school.
Speaker 4: What about when she said, now I want this with
Speaker 4: no crusts, and I only had rolls, so I was
Speaker 4: trying to cut the cross of the roll.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 5: They left here fed and they've got food for lunch,
Speaker 5: and they're all You were joking when you said one
Speaker 5: of those scotching.
Speaker 2: The head, Yeah, here's the he's the crazy.
Speaker 5: We're currently on the footpath outside their house on.
Speaker 4: The grass and say, good, I'm actually talking to you
Speaker 4: from the grave because I'm deceased.
Speaker 2: I'm so exhausted, just looking at their house, right, guys,
Speaker 2: their house are three bedroom home, one bathroom.
Speaker 5: When Teagan and Mickey moved in here, it was fifteen
Speaker 5: years ago. They moved in here with no kids, no kids.
Speaker 3: Wow, and now what did they do that for? I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: They're a great family, great kids.
Speaker 1: When Teaks gave us the two of the boudoir, it
Speaker 1: was like, this is where the magic happened.
Speaker 2: Or the bedroom looked exhausted. You know. The thing it's
Speaker 2: really rattled me the most is the color of the
Speaker 2: bins out here.
Speaker 3: What No, they're green and Maron.
Speaker 4: I'm more rattled about the fact that the council haven't
Speaker 4: allowed them an extra bin, given that there's thirteen people living.
Speaker 5: I know, come on, they should have one of those
Speaker 5: giant clean away.
Speaker 3: They should skip each someone sponsored them skip being dropped
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 5: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, look, this is is the show finished? What time
Speaker 3: is it were to do?
Speaker 5: You still got to make us breakfast's job? Where am I?
Speaker 2: You know? What? Was even with three kids? A bit
Speaker 2: like that when we're on holidays and it gets nine
Speaker 2: o'clock and everyone's left and I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm in bloody war, torn up time.
Speaker 3: For a mimosa.
Speaker 1: No do we're popular out here's one person. There's actually
Speaker 1: Darryl's coming with his bunnings. Were house had one Daryl Morning.
Speaker 2: Animat Faith.
Speaker 5: Just got twenty five to nine morning. Gosh, what a
Speaker 5: morning it has been, What a morning.
Speaker 3: We're lyve from Cranbourne.
Speaker 4: We have been with Tigan and her eleven children doing
Speaker 4: the morning routine.
Speaker 3: We've been doing teeth, getting dressed.
Speaker 2: We're about to read, but can I do a shout
Speaker 2: out to meet the dad who's at work.
Speaker 5: He was offered the day off today by the boss.
Speaker 5: He's putting his feet up at work, he declined.
Speaker 3: Let's just set the scene quickly.
Speaker 4: It's three bedrooms, one bathroom, eleven people who live here, and.
Speaker 5: We've bought thirteen.
Speaker 4: Thirteen sorry parents, two dogs and we've bought one, two, three, five,
Speaker 4: six and eight nine.
Speaker 3: Ten people with us. We've had twenty two people.
Speaker 1: Who miss don't forge about your makeup artist as well neighbors.
Speaker 5: I think there's a house party going on. I do
Speaker 5: it isn't, but these guys do this every day.
Speaker 2: I know that's the thing. Mate. And look we're all
Speaker 2: just sitting here having a chat then, and we're just saying,
Speaker 2: like you know, back in my place, to be carnage,
Speaker 2: people would be yelling, I don't want this breakfast. I
Speaker 2: don't want to. The kids have just been so polite.
Speaker 2: Everyone helps each other.
Speaker 4: Do you think that you've got three kids? I'm saying
Speaker 4: it's carnage. Are you considering having another age to try
Speaker 4: and go down? Absolutely not, because if you do, I
Speaker 4: am never working with you.
Speaker 5: I am looking for anything sharp.
Speaker 3: I can finish Jason. Time for doctor snip. I'll order
Speaker 3: him for you today.
Speaker 2: All right, we thought let's take.
Speaker 3: To do a home visitor.
Speaker 5: They do, I'll do one of the front yard.
Speaker 2: Let's take a look back at how the morning is
Speaker 2: unfolded at one of Belburt's biggest families.
Speaker 3: Lauren, Hello, top, No, who's had breakfast? Story? What do
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 11: Pancakes?
Speaker 3: What about vidimie toasts?
Speaker 5: Someone wanted it for a tasta?
Speaker 6: Actually?
Speaker 3: Did they do their own flavors on top?
Speaker 11: Some do, some don't.
Speaker 2: Where do we sit on cross?
Speaker 11: Some have crossed, some.
Speaker 2: Don't in a straight cut?
Speaker 5: Are we doing triangles?
Speaker 12: Some have it only cut in half and others have
Speaker 12: it cut in squares?
Speaker 3: Oh jeeze? All right, No, no, trugles cut in half
Speaker 3: on the left of the room, squares on the right.
Speaker 3: Oh you're good, I'll hang on one second. What was
Speaker 3: that calf crushed off.
Speaker 5: The cross cut off? We got another twist? I believe
Speaker 5: gentle line's going down.
Speaker 3: I hate this new one. Hello, I seen you before
Speaker 3: for an hour?
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, Lauren, you can't do that. You've just put
Speaker 2: the handback in the fridge fully open. Are you trying
Speaker 2: to kill the children?
Speaker 5: Like, come on, just leave here.
Speaker 3: I've made a live and breakfast and a live in lunch.
Speaker 3: Why are.
Speaker 5: I'll buy you another hand.
Speaker 3: I'll send them a whole hand.
Speaker 1: You were trying to slip them pineapples as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, said ok, I'll give you some cash for the
Speaker 3: touch shop bro. It's way easier than this poker chips.
Speaker 3: And when the others heard, they all came.
Speaker 5: Running for the ATMs here.
Speaker 4: They did say we could come back anytime. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure Tiagan wants us to come back anytime though.
Speaker 2: Well, look, you can follow the journey on our socials.
Speaker 2: We're gonna post some more stories throughout the morning and
Speaker 2: there'll be a big wrap up video tonight. But Jas
Speaker 2: and Lauren on socials to check it out for yourself.
Speaker 4: A huge thank you to take, Mickey and the kids
Speaker 4: for having us. This morning was a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm going to sleep for a month, but it was
Speaker 4: a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: Did you want to replay show tomorrow? Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Maybe I should start opening my babysitting business do it
Speaker 4: more often?
Speaker 2: Baby club.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've always wanted to be in the
Speaker 4: babysitters Club.
Speaker 2: Have a great day round, We'll see tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren.
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