WEBVTT - "Oh where, oh where are my pants?" | Quick Wip 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:02.739 High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:05.279 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.000 country and elders past and present. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:10.280 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. 0:00:13.470 --> 0:00:15.110 Quick whip, quick whip. 0:00:15.590 --> 0:00:19.050 Quick whip, quick whip. We're back with another quick whip. 0:00:19.110 --> 0:00:20.550 Yeah, slay. 0:00:20.630 --> 0:00:23.130 And I feel like this studio is an absolute mess 0:00:23.170 --> 0:00:25.730 right now and we've got the bags from 7-Eleven because 0:00:25.770 --> 0:00:28.210 any time is 7-Eleven time. And it's full of food 0:00:28.270 --> 0:00:29.700 and it makes me feel like I need to go 0:00:29.710 --> 0:00:34.270 on a road trip. Because the best part of the 0:00:34.330 --> 0:00:37.510 road trip is going into a 7-Eleven and stocking up 0:00:38.430 --> 0:00:40.930 and then just eating all the snacks the entire time. 0:00:41.229 --> 0:00:44.710 And I will say, I'm sitting here eating these Cheetos Flamin' 0:00:44.750 --> 0:00:45.310 Hot Puffs. 0:00:45.340 --> 0:00:46.020 Are they actually hot? 0:00:46.420 --> 0:00:46.740 Yes. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:48.900 But the thing is with these things is like they're 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.000 yum and hot, but then they burn, but you just 0:00:51.060 --> 0:00:54.800 keep eating them. Like it just makes you want to 0:00:54.820 --> 0:00:56.520 keep eating it even though it burns. 0:00:56.820 --> 0:00:57.080 Yeah. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:59.050 So this is going to be a bit of a mukbang. 0:00:59.070 --> 0:00:59.550 Can't relate. 0:00:59.590 --> 0:01:00.010 Can't relate. 0:01:01.310 --> 0:01:01.930 Here, try one. 0:01:01.970 --> 0:01:03.410 When was the last time you went on a road trip? 0:01:03.450 --> 0:01:04.990 I don't want to try one. Thank you. I'm okay. 0:01:05.010 --> 0:01:07.259 I've got custard tart in my teeth and I'm loving it. 0:01:07.410 --> 0:01:09.050 The last time I went on a road trip was 0:01:09.069 --> 0:01:12.830 with you to Fayette Estate. 0:01:12.860 --> 0:01:13.020 So true. 0:01:13.220 --> 0:01:13.810 You and April. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.080 So true. Oh my goodness. And remember when we came 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:21.459 back and you were going round the roundabout? Can you 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.980 tell that story? Yeah. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.520 Well, there was, was there two carloads of us or three? 0:01:27.380 --> 0:01:28.120 There were three. 0:01:28.140 --> 0:01:31.200 But you guys were following us at one point. Why 0:01:31.220 --> 0:01:32.400 were you not in my car? 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.800 April was driving. You were in the fake van with AJ. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:35.640 Yeah, that's right. 0:01:35.660 --> 0:01:37.340 So you guys were following us and we were going 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.610 to 7-Eleven, like pit stop because we're like halfway home. 0:01:41.670 --> 0:01:44.910 And we got to the biggest roundabout. It almost wasn't 0:01:44.930 --> 0:01:46.270 a roundabout. That's how big it was. 0:01:46.310 --> 0:01:46.569 It was huge. 0:01:46.590 --> 0:01:48.250 We kind of went like under a bridge and stuff. 0:01:48.550 --> 0:01:50.710 And so we thought we would play a prank because 0:01:50.850 --> 0:01:51.990 April was driving, wasn't she? 0:01:52.010 --> 0:01:55.030 Yes. And so she'd been following us for hours. 0:01:55.210 --> 0:01:58.390 And so we had to do like one big loop 0:01:58.430 --> 0:02:01.910 of this huge roundabout and And then I said. 0:02:01.930 --> 0:02:04.150 Go one more time, go again. You know how you 0:02:04.170 --> 0:02:06.890 do that and be silly. We went one more, we 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.980 went one more time. I haven't done it since we 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:09.820 were like kids. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.840 Anyway, this roundabout is so big and there's like at 0:02:13.139 --> 0:02:16.420 least 12 or 14 different exits on this roundabout. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:16.900 It's ridiculous. 0:02:17.419 --> 0:02:20.440 And we're going around the roundabout and to set the scene, 0:02:20.460 --> 0:02:21.540 like it's almost the. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:24.010 Size of like a football field. Like it's a huge roundabout. 0:02:24.350 --> 0:02:25.770 So we're going round, round, round. 0:02:25.950 --> 0:02:28.470 And you know, we've obviously had a big day, a 0:02:28.530 --> 0:02:30.549 big day the day before. So we're all feeling a 0:02:30.570 --> 0:02:33.430 little bit hungover and we get all the way around 0:02:33.550 --> 0:02:37.359 and the van just keeps going around again and we're 0:02:37.460 --> 0:02:40.609 following them. And April's going, what are they doing? I'm going, 0:02:40.630 --> 0:02:43.230 I don't know, babe. I think they're lost. Like, I 0:02:43.230 --> 0:02:45.190 don't know that they're playing a prank at this point. 0:02:45.690 --> 0:02:47.230 I think they are lost. And anyway, we went around 0:02:47.250 --> 0:02:52.010 probably two whole times. And then I said to April, 0:02:52.389 --> 0:02:54.489 something's gone wrong. And April goes, I'm getting sick. 0:02:54.590 --> 0:02:57.290 I'm going to throw up. And I was like, get off, babe. 0:02:57.330 --> 0:02:58.790 Get off quick. Just take the next exit. 0:02:58.870 --> 0:03:00.350 And so then we just took the next exit. 0:03:00.410 --> 0:03:01.160 Meanwhile, me and. 0:03:01.090 --> 0:03:04.200 AJ are cracking up. We think it's the funniest thing ever. 0:03:04.260 --> 0:03:05.640 And then we finally caught up with them. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.320 No, we never saw you. Oh, that's right. 0:03:08.419 --> 0:03:10.740 We never saw you because we took the turn to 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:14.570 keep going back to take the signs to Sydney. And 0:03:14.669 --> 0:03:17.110 so we kept going and you had to pull off 0:03:17.130 --> 0:03:19.510 because the 7-Eleven was over on a different road. 0:03:19.950 --> 0:03:21.330 And we just got on the highway and. 0:03:21.290 --> 0:03:21.970 Just kept going down to Sydney. 0:03:21.990 --> 0:03:22.250 That's right. 0:03:22.270 --> 0:03:23.250 We didn't see each other the whole way home. 0:03:23.270 --> 0:03:27.030 So you called. And then Brittany is like angry at us, 0:03:27.130 --> 0:03:29.150 like in a nice way, but like angry at us going- 0:03:29.540 --> 0:03:30.200 Why didn't you. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:34.310 Just keep following? We were just playing a prank. April's going, oh, 0:03:34.389 --> 0:03:34.910 it's going. 0:03:34.770 --> 0:03:37.070 To be sick. I couldn't keep it in. I was 0:03:37.110 --> 0:03:38.070 going to throw up. 0:03:38.090 --> 0:03:40.090 And I was sitting there going, I'll be honest, it 0:03:40.110 --> 0:03:41.710 might have been dramatic. I was getting a bit head 0:03:41.750 --> 0:03:44.040 spinny too, doll. And I'm like, it's all right. We'll 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.240 just meet up at like, I don't know, Big Banana 0:03:46.300 --> 0:03:46.920 or something. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:47.380 Like that on the way home. 0:03:47.410 --> 0:03:49.070 We just thought it was so funny that you followed us. 0:03:49.070 --> 0:03:50.010 And they're pissing. 0:03:50.110 --> 0:03:52.370 And so anyway, because we got back on, April and 0:03:52.390 --> 0:03:55.210 I didn't get any food for another three hours. 0:03:55.130 --> 0:03:57.570 Because there were no other 7-Elevens on the way. 0:03:57.670 --> 0:04:01.530 And Britt and AJ got to stop at the 7-Eleven. 0:04:01.850 --> 0:04:04.060 And get everything they needed for their road trip. 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.900 And me and April, we were just stuck on the 0:04:05.940 --> 0:04:10.240 highway in silence with no snacks, no water, no nothing. 0:04:10.900 --> 0:04:12.140 And Brittany was like. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:13.580 Why didn't you. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:14.660 Just keep following us? 0:04:15.340 --> 0:04:18.060 Because in the moment we thought something had gone wrong. 0:04:18.140 --> 0:04:21.330 I'm going, their map's not working. And so then I thought, oh, 0:04:21.529 --> 0:04:23.270 if we go this way, maybe they'll just follow us 0:04:23.350 --> 0:04:23.670 as well. 0:04:23.710 --> 0:04:25.650 But anyway, it is what it is. 0:04:25.690 --> 0:04:26.030 What is this? 0:04:26.170 --> 0:04:28.630 Gusher's Tropical Burst. Have you ever had those? 0:04:28.810 --> 0:04:29.170 No. 0:04:29.190 --> 0:04:29.919 Do you want one? 0:04:29.940 --> 0:04:34.080 There's actually a whole lot of road trip food. 0:04:33.900 --> 0:04:34.520 In that bag. Oh, is there? 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.479 Do you want to have a look? Yeah, there's the Gyoza's. 0:04:41.190 --> 0:04:45.589 Oh, I got a butter chicken puff pastry bake. Oh, no, 0:04:45.610 --> 0:04:46.830 they've got beef taco here. 0:04:47.089 --> 0:04:47.539 Yum. 0:04:47.570 --> 0:04:48.870 That beef taco pie is. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:49.540 That's not a pie. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.300 That's a calzone. Beef taco calzone. 0:04:53.100 --> 0:04:53.920 I'm having a gusher. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.920 I haven't seen that before. Okay, you have a gusher. 0:04:56.940 --> 0:05:00.200 I'll have a beef taco calzone. Yum. 0:05:01.980 --> 0:05:03.860 But yeah, that was the last road trip that I 0:05:03.900 --> 0:05:04.260 went on. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.159 Nice. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:07.320 Nice. 0:05:09.970 --> 0:05:11.740 Britt, something has changed within me. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:12.380 How? 0:05:12.820 --> 0:05:14.560 I used to plan what I wanted before I went 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.700 to 7-Eleven, but now I just walk in and let 0:05:16.740 --> 0:05:17.780 the moment speak to me. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.440 So you're just feeling the vibes. 0:05:19.660 --> 0:05:20.220 Exactly. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.220 Maybe I want an iced coffee. Maybe I want a 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.220 pepperoni pizza. Maybe I want a slice of strawberry matcha bread. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.580 And maybe you just decided you want all of it? 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.190 Oh, you know me too well. 0:05:29.550 --> 0:05:32.610 That's not shopping. That's a spiritual journey, if you ask me. 0:05:32.910 --> 0:05:34.750 That's a thing. And you don't even have to make 0:05:34.790 --> 0:05:36.470 the journey. 7-Eleven can come to you. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:38.800 Find out if 7-Eleven delivers to you. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.599 Because any time is 7-Eleven time. 0:05:43.980 --> 0:05:47.680 What about a road trip to go camping? Because I 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:52.420 know that you hate camping, Matt. I have only been 0:05:52.460 --> 0:05:53.820 camping once in my life. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:54.219 When? 0:05:55.020 --> 0:05:58.200 When I was, I want to say, maybe like 10 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.059 or 11. We went to Koala Shores. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:05.560 I don't even know where that is. 0:06:05.940 --> 0:06:06.900 Somewhere like up. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:10.580 Foster's Way, like up north a few hours from Newcastle. 0:06:10.690 --> 0:06:13.410 And it was when my mum and dad had divorced 0:06:14.050 --> 0:06:18.310 and my dad was with my then step-mum. And so 0:06:18.330 --> 0:06:21.050 we went with my dad and my step-mum, my step-siblings, 0:06:21.089 --> 0:06:23.610 and then all their side of the family, like step-cousin, 0:06:23.630 --> 0:06:24.609 step-auntie and everything. 0:06:25.390 --> 0:06:28.969 It was my first time going camping. And I don't 0:06:29.029 --> 0:06:29.880 know why, but. 0:06:31.270 --> 0:06:33.690 When we got to Koala Shores, we were there for 0:06:33.750 --> 0:06:37.690 a couple of days and then all the kids got nits. 0:06:38.990 --> 0:06:39.350 Lovely. 0:06:39.370 --> 0:06:40.870 There was a nits. 0:06:40.630 --> 0:06:43.240 Outbreak at Koala Shores. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:49.800 And for some, like, I swear this is true. I 0:06:49.820 --> 0:06:54.800 want to call my step-mom and confirm. Let me just 0:06:54.820 --> 0:06:57.540 call Jackie, which, by the way, she's not my step-mom anymore. 0:06:58.020 --> 0:07:00.340 Is this a first for the pod, Jackie on the pod? 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.140 Yes. Let's call her. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:11.400 She might be at work. Hello? 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.060 Hey, Jackie, you're on High Scrollers. 0:07:15.110 --> 0:07:15.570 Oh, really? 0:07:15.790 --> 0:07:16.190 Yeah. 0:07:17.570 --> 0:07:18.490 I've got Matt here. 0:07:19.070 --> 0:07:19.230 Hi. 0:07:19.410 --> 0:07:24.150 Yes. We're talking about camping. Yeah. You know how we 0:07:24.190 --> 0:07:25.310 went to Koala Shores? 0:07:26.090 --> 0:07:26.410 Yeah. 0:07:26.650 --> 0:07:27.890 And we all got knits. 0:07:28.780 --> 0:07:32.760 Yes. Did Emma and I go home to mum's temporarily 0:07:32.860 --> 0:07:33.860 and then we came back? 0:07:36.100 --> 0:07:39.940 I think, yes, I think you did. I think so too. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:41.610 And I was just calling to confirm that because I 0:07:41.630 --> 0:07:43.790 was telling the story about everyone getting knits and then 0:07:43.830 --> 0:07:46.210 I just wanted to fact check if that was true. 0:07:46.230 --> 0:07:50.150 No, I think you went home to get your hair 0:07:50.610 --> 0:07:53.230 done and I did my kids hair and then we 0:07:53.270 --> 0:07:54.470 went back camping again. 0:07:55.730 --> 0:07:57.590 Okay. Thank you for confirming. 0:07:57.670 --> 0:07:59.770 I'm going to continue the story on the pod. 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:01.190 Okay. 0:08:01.330 --> 0:08:02.060 Bye. 0:08:02.890 --> 0:08:03.710 It was hell. 0:08:04.500 --> 0:08:05.280 Okay. Bye. 0:08:05.300 --> 0:08:05.370 Bye. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.440 Okay. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.480 You've been banished from the campsite. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.240 So riddle me this. 0:08:11.460 --> 0:08:12.560 All the kids get knits. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.460 Everyone's parents are there. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:14.840 Yeah. 0:08:15.260 --> 0:08:16.840 My dad is there. Yeah. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.740 My step-mom is there, but she's got her two kids 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:20.740 that have got nits as well. 0:08:20.820 --> 0:08:21.020 Yeah. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:26.420 For some reason, Emma, who's my sister, and I, we 0:08:26.700 --> 0:08:29.750 pack our stuff up and get sent back to my 0:08:29.810 --> 0:08:33.450 mum's house in Newcastle, which is what, maybe three-hour drive? 0:08:33.470 --> 0:08:36.690 And now, like, I've never really thought about this, but 0:08:36.730 --> 0:08:38.910 now I'm like, why did we get shipped back to 0:08:38.970 --> 0:08:41.069 Newey to get our nits? 0:08:41.429 --> 0:08:42.750 You know, you know how they have to, like, pull 0:08:42.790 --> 0:08:44.550 all the nits out and kill them and everything? 0:08:44.570 --> 0:08:47.729 Mm-hmm. To get our knits taken out and our heads treated. 0:08:48.190 --> 0:08:49.430 Then we went back. 0:08:49.309 --> 0:08:50.270 To Koala Shores. 0:08:50.670 --> 0:08:52.580 I don't even remember who dropped us and who picked 0:08:52.620 --> 0:08:54.220 us up because it's like a three-hour drive. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.219 Did you have a good relationship with Jackie then? 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:56.760 Yes. 0:08:57.540 --> 0:08:59.320 But I think it was like, I wish I could 0:08:59.340 --> 0:09:02.000 know more, but this was so long ago. Like, why 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:03.359 couldn't my dad have just done it? 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.440 I don't know. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.880 Well, so then. 0:09:09.020 --> 0:09:12.020 That happened and that was a whole debacle. Maybe we 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.099 just went home for a day or two. I don't know. 0:09:14.140 --> 0:09:16.100 Yeah, my question is how long were you camping for? 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:17.980 Maybe like a week and a bit. 0:09:18.260 --> 0:09:18.640 Okay. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.280 It seemed like a lot of effort. 0:09:20.700 --> 0:09:21.860 It does seem like a lot of effort. 0:09:22.420 --> 0:09:24.800 My dad should have just done it anyway. He didn't 0:09:24.860 --> 0:09:25.660 for whatever reason. 0:09:28.179 --> 0:09:32.730 And then we went back and that was all good. 0:09:33.429 --> 0:09:36.490 Then we had a talent quest one night. 0:09:38.370 --> 0:09:39.530 Like– At the camp. 0:09:39.610 --> 0:09:39.910 Yeah. 0:09:39.990 --> 0:09:41.730 But like the whole camp, you know, it was like 0:09:41.809 --> 0:09:43.630 one of the activities was all the kids. 0:09:43.650 --> 0:09:45.699 I think this was around Christmas, New Year time. 0:09:46.030 --> 0:09:46.250 Yeah. 0:09:46.820 --> 0:09:52.880 And so we made up a song. We made up 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:53.260 a song. 0:09:53.340 --> 0:09:54.099 About nits. 0:09:54.420 --> 0:09:56.940 No, I still remember the song, but it's so embarrassing. 0:09:56.980 --> 0:09:57.890 I don't think I can sing it. 0:09:58.660 --> 0:09:59.579 Anyway. Sing it. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:05.219 Okay. Okay, but it makes no sense. 0:10:05.260 --> 0:10:05.800 Yeah, go on. 0:10:05.820 --> 0:10:10.090 Okay, it was about, Jackie is going to be listening 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.309 to this in tears. 0:10:12.090 --> 0:10:14.810 So all of us kids and like step cousins and everything, 0:10:14.850 --> 0:10:16.469 we spent hours rehearsing this. 0:10:16.870 --> 0:10:18.410 I don't even know what the song was called, but 0:10:18.429 --> 0:10:19.170 it went like this. 0:10:19.770 --> 0:10:22.079 And it was one of those things where we, every 0:10:22.100 --> 0:10:24.260 time we rehearsed it, we were in tears because we 0:10:24.300 --> 0:10:28.420 thought it was so funny. And you had to like 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:32.100 do hand motions, not that anyone can see me, but it. 0:10:32.100 --> 0:10:36.350 Went like this. My shirt is in my teeth. Oh, where, oh, 0:10:36.380 --> 0:10:36.990 where are my. 0:10:38.929 --> 0:10:39.270 Pants? 0:10:40.309 --> 0:10:42.689 Are they over here? Are they over there? Are they 0:10:42.750 --> 0:10:45.350 up here? Are they down there? I don't know where 0:10:45.410 --> 0:10:51.970 my pants are. I'm 10 years old. Come on. 0:10:53.650 --> 0:10:56.209 And anyway, we did the talent quest that night. 0:10:56.230 --> 0:10:58.309 We performed that song in front of the whole koala 0:10:58.330 --> 0:11:01.380 shores with no hesitation. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.200 And we thought it was the best. Can you imagine 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:04.580 our parents? 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.740 They would have been blind, drunk, pissing at how funny 0:11:06.780 --> 0:11:10.179 that was. Anyway, then one of the kids, like my 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.380 step cousin, there was a big volleyball. By the way, 0:11:14.420 --> 0:11:15.800 do you now understand what I'm saying when I say 0:11:15.820 --> 0:11:16.840 I remember my whole childhood? 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:17.540 Yeah. 0:11:18.210 --> 0:11:19.750 We spoke about this the other week. There was a 0:11:19.750 --> 0:11:22.229 big volleyball pit, you know, at a campsite. There'll be 0:11:22.270 --> 0:11:23.570 like sand volleyball pit. 0:11:24.170 --> 0:11:27.319 He fell face first into the sand with his eyes blown. 0:11:29.850 --> 0:11:36.170 Like so bad that he couldn't get. 0:11:34.390 --> 0:11:38.530 The sand out of his eyes. And for hours they 0:11:38.550 --> 0:11:41.000 were flushing the sand out. 0:11:41.059 --> 0:11:42.719 Anyway, long story short, he had to just go to 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.020 bed with his eyes shut crying because. 0:11:44.820 --> 0:11:46.840 He couldn't get the sand out of his eyes. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.439 And then one of the other kids there, he couldn't 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.920 get his bike license and he was in tears. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.770 Because you used to have to get a bike license 0:11:53.850 --> 0:11:54.430 at camping. 0:11:54.570 --> 0:11:55.330 To drive. 0:11:55.570 --> 0:11:57.350 And then to top it all off. 0:11:57.750 --> 0:11:58.350 To ride, I mean. 0:11:58.929 --> 0:12:01.150 To top it, to end the whole thing, like everything 0:12:01.190 --> 0:12:03.150 was going wrong on this camping trip between the knits 0:12:03.230 --> 0:12:04.890 and the fucking performance and the sand in. 0:12:04.830 --> 0:12:07.350 The eyes, not being able to get the bike license. 0:12:09.630 --> 0:12:11.599 Like one of the couples there at the time, like 0:12:11.750 --> 0:12:15.640 friends of my stepmom, her and her husband have massive 0:12:15.700 --> 0:12:18.960 blow up, massive blow up, like a big fight, like 0:12:18.980 --> 0:12:21.910 around our campsite at night. And we all had eskies 0:12:21.929 --> 0:12:23.920 because you know how you take your eskies with all 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.860 your frozen veg and everything in it and like your sausages. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.640 They had a big blow up just like having a 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.270 fight about whatever. And so they started pegging all the 0:12:32.309 --> 0:12:34.090 frozen veggies at each other. 0:12:34.110 --> 0:12:36.750 And it was a whole debacle. And then one of 0:12:36.770 --> 0:12:37.490 them went home. 0:12:37.630 --> 0:12:40.240 Like it was just a disaster of a camping trip. 0:12:40.620 --> 0:12:42.810 And that's the only camping trip I've ever been on. 0:12:45.690 --> 0:12:48.530 Jesus, you know how we're like nil interest in having 0:12:48.670 --> 0:12:52.540 children or anything like that? The only reason I am 0:12:52.660 --> 0:12:54.939 sad that I'll never have kids is because I'll never 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:59.740 truly know what it feels like to sit at a 0:12:59.820 --> 0:13:04.910 talent quest and watch your child perform. 0:13:04.510 --> 0:13:05.410 Such a stupid song. 0:13:05.429 --> 0:13:11.260 The worst song ever. Parents out there, comment on this episode. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:12.640 They would laugh for sure. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.920 How do you keep a straight face when your child 0:13:16.140 --> 0:13:20.330 is on stage doing the most stupid dance moves or 0:13:20.370 --> 0:13:23.210 whatever in the talent quest? Like, do you genuinely sit 0:13:23.250 --> 0:13:25.709 there and think to yourself, I am so proud? Or 0:13:25.730 --> 0:13:26.589 do you sit there and go. 0:13:27.530 --> 0:13:29.990 I reckon they piss themselves. I reckon my parents would 0:13:30.030 --> 0:13:31.230 be pissing themselves. 0:13:32.230 --> 0:13:34.130 I wish it was socially acceptable to just go to 0:13:34.150 --> 0:13:36.670 a school assembly because we should go to a school. 0:13:36.690 --> 0:13:37.270 We wouldn't be allowed. 0:13:37.290 --> 0:13:38.220 Just to watch a talent quest. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.939 Just to go in and watch a talent quest just 0:13:40.020 --> 0:13:40.500 to judge them. 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:41.900 Or teachers, can you let us know? 0:13:41.940 --> 0:13:44.920 Like when you watch a talent quest, do you just piss? 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:46.760 Because I would for sure. 0:13:46.820 --> 0:13:49.160 But I reckon teachers are different because teachers have probably 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.780 dealt with so much that like they would be able 0:13:51.830 --> 0:13:53.670 to keep a straight face when a child is like 0:13:53.710 --> 0:13:55.150 doing something that's absolutely embarrassing. 0:13:55.190 --> 0:13:55.950 Well, you see it when. 0:13:55.850 --> 0:13:58.969 Like people post videos of their kids like swearing accidentally 0:13:59.010 --> 0:13:59.830 and they're like pissing. 0:14:00.130 --> 0:14:01.330 So I reckon parents would piss. 0:14:01.370 --> 0:14:03.490 Or like when you bring home an artwork that's fuck, 0:14:03.870 --> 0:14:05.910 like diabolical, I reckon they piss. 0:14:05.970 --> 0:14:07.110 And like, we'll put that on the fridge. 0:14:07.150 --> 0:14:08.489 And then I reckon the kids go to bed and 0:14:08.510 --> 0:14:10.870 the parents like lose it over the artwork. 0:14:11.450 --> 0:14:11.750 Yeah. 0:14:11.830 --> 0:14:14.340 But anyway, that's my only one time I've been camping 0:14:14.390 --> 0:14:15.240 at Koala Shores. 0:14:15.429 --> 0:14:17.260 Lovely. I'm so thrilled you shared that with us. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.360 And it's still going to this day. We should go. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:21.970 What else have you got in your bag, by the way? 0:14:21.980 --> 0:14:25.300 I want something like dessert-y, please. Because I have a 0:14:25.420 --> 0:14:29.500 butter chicken... What was that? Butter chicken puff pastry bake. 0:14:29.540 --> 0:14:30.220 Would you like that? 0:14:30.500 --> 0:14:30.740 Yeah. 0:14:30.780 --> 0:14:33.160 Was it good? I haven't had one. I had the taco, 0:14:33.180 --> 0:14:36.120 the beef taco. Oh, okay. But we also have some 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:39.780 pork goises. I never know how to say that. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:40.340 Gyoza. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:41.200 Gyoza. 0:14:41.220 --> 0:14:42.020 Yeah, I can't say it either. 0:14:42.100 --> 0:14:46.420 Gyoza. Gyoza. Pan-seared includes sauce. Lovely. 0:14:46.780 --> 0:14:48.110 You know, every time I eat this, I think of 0:14:48.150 --> 0:14:49.250 when we went to the head office. 0:14:50.490 --> 0:14:50.550 Mm. 0:14:51.150 --> 0:14:52.280 I got your cake in there too. 0:14:52.620 --> 0:14:54.739 Oh, where's the cake? Can I see your bag? I 0:14:54.780 --> 0:14:56.760 think I got stitched up. You got all the sweets. 0:14:57.220 --> 0:15:00.460 I'm in the mood for sweets. Trolleybots infused gaming gummies. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.300 I've never seen these. Hello, Fortnite. 0:15:03.860 --> 0:15:05.440 This is up my alley. Let me have one of these. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.460 I don't want these. I want the cake, but I 0:15:07.460 --> 0:15:08.440 do want to try these. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.870 I would love to go camping again. I know you 0:15:10.900 --> 0:15:12.890 tried it for your friend's birthday and you weren't a fan. 0:15:13.290 --> 0:15:18.730 What is this? Dextrose mate tea extract. Are these like 0:15:18.790 --> 0:15:20.010 special or are they just little. 0:15:20.860 --> 0:15:21.220 Yum. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:25.480 This is a very bizarre packet. Like this is Trolley Bites, 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:29.740 as in B-Y-T-E-S. Infused gaming gummies. 0:15:30.020 --> 0:15:32.120 Because is it the shape of like a little controller 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:32.580 or something? 0:15:32.980 --> 0:15:38.150 No, it says infused gaming gummies, dextrose mate tea extract. 0:15:38.670 --> 0:15:41.150 Who knows what that is? Because it doesn't say on 0:15:41.170 --> 0:15:41.470