1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 1: Podcast. I thought we should chat about your book. Great idea. 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: I'm a self appointed project manager. I feel as though 3 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 2: things have been bubbling along, okay, going well. 4 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: I've been watching you in the studio. It was very 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: it was hilarious. 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 2: During the show yesterday, I fit's we were watching the 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 2: sales go up and just being completely in awe of 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,479 Speaker 2: how people put stuff in a cart and then you 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: can see them kind of paying and then pay and 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 2: then checking out, and his little heart sinking when he 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 2: realized they looked but didn't purchase. 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: He wasn't converting it yet. 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 3: But you and I were sitting there and we could 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 3: see that people have put it in their basket, but 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 3: then they weren't checking out, And we thought people are 16 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 3: still confused to whether there is actually a book that 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 3: you can buy that's been written. 18 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 2: Well Australia or Sydney. I mean, unfortunately, this is. 19 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: The real deed. 20 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: Fortunately, but I do feel. 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 2: As though to kind of get sales moving, we need 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: a bit more publicity for the. 23 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: Book so people do the usual rounds. 24 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 2: I think we need to speak to Larry and Kylie 25 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 2: on the morning show. I have put in a in 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 2: a call to them and I also spoke with David Campbell. 27 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: And oh the love. 28 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 2: Oh well we could as a last for rash Nails 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 2: Sylvia and David want do you want today extra? If 30 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 2: that's you would love the book, we can. Oh, it 31 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: was Pete's birthday yesterday in a copy for a happy birthday, Tommy. 32 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 2: We might need you on set. You can come in 33 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 2: as the sensor. You're going to have to wear that 34 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 2: ridiculous out. 35 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: There for me guys with my helmet on. 36 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 2: But there is one thing that I realized that has 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 2: been missing. I do know that you and she's probably 38 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 2: not listening. Maybe I know you've been putting off talking 39 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 2: to your mum about it and you didn't well, you 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 2: don't even really. 41 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: Want us to read them. 42 00:01:58,880 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: You've got an OnlyFans. 43 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 2: Have you sat down and spoken with her about it? 44 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: No, we don't talk about things like that. 45 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: Well, I thought I should let you know she does 46 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 2: know about what she does know about the book. You 47 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 2: don't have to tell her she knows. And I thought 48 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 2: it was just a special guest. This morning, we might 49 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 2: speak to Christine and get her thoughts on it. 50 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: Now she's actually on the line. 51 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, project manager. 52 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: Good morning whippers mum. Christine, and good. 53 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 4: Morning to you. 54 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 3: I mean normally you just join us for the Christmas special. 55 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 3: I didn't think you'd be jumping in early for comedy honor. 56 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 4: I felt that this needed to attend. 57 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 5: Could this be read out at the Christmas lunch and 58 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 5: the weekly family around Christine? 59 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 4: Well, I don't think how much of the book. I 60 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 4: don't think it's I don't really think it's a Christmas 61 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 4: lun conversation. Although okay, I am actually spreading the. 62 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: Wood, spreading, sorry, spread. 63 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 4: That my son has written this book. 64 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 2: Well, there must be things that you've been very proud 65 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 2: of Whipper over the years. I mean, he's had a 66 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 2: wonderful career. He has been a bottle. 67 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: What listen, I was about to give you. 68 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 2: A credit Fitsie and say, you know, snagging the job 69 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: alongside you for twelve years. I mean that is that's 70 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 2: quite an achievement. And he does he has a lovely family. 71 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 2: I know he loves you very much. But how do 72 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: you really feel about this? 73 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 4: Well, what I'm quite interested in learning about is what 74 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 4: inspired him to write this? Shall I call it a 75 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 4: force novel? So what inspire you who write this book? 76 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 3: Thanks? Ma, I'm hoping for all those sorts of questions 77 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 3: this morning. Appreciate it, Kate Richie. I mean, fifty Shades 78 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 3: of Gray was a hit, you know, And to Kate's credit, 79 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 3: who's written some kids books as well, a lot of 80 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 3: people were doing kids books in the media. No one's 81 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 3: doing adult anything for the adults. 82 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 4: Do you know there was anything for the grown up quite. 83 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 3: Well, Christine. 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 5: But also he said there was a bit of inspiration 85 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 5: that he had from some of the parties that you 86 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 5: and John used to have back in. 87 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 2: The This is his childhood trauma, Christine, unfolding on the 88 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 2: pages of an erotic novel. 89 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 4: Oh, he's thinking, yeah, that he's been carrying around. He 90 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 4: needs to get it out. 91 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: He does. He needs to get it out. 92 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 2: I did wonder, though, Christine, if you've managed to kind 93 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 2: of scan the book or. 94 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: Have a little read yourself. Is there okay? Can stick 95 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: on to Yeah, No. 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just going to say, I have thought the link. 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 4: I've ordered the book way to my knowledge, did. 98 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 5: You get twenty percent off? 99 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 3: Its At the moment, christ code word Sally. 100 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 4: Is already out. 101 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 1: Embarrassing. 102 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 3: I'm worried Friday sales. 103 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 2: I'm worried about you reading it though, Christine, because there 104 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 2: is going to be a moment where you're sitting down 105 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 2: in the conservatory or something. 106 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 1: Be quiet for a second. 107 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,599 Speaker 3: I'm not reading it. 108 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: She is reading it. It's on its way. 109 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 2: So unless you ring Lisa and say don't send that 110 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 2: one from the land room, she's going to have it 111 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 2: in a couple of days. You do know that you're 112 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 2: going to be reading some quiet as you say, saucy literature. 113 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 2: Is there anything that's going to be slightly uncomfortable about 114 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 2: the fact that these words have come from your son 115 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 2: and that perhaps this is his session life laid back. 116 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 4: You know what, in his imagination. 117 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 3: That's exactly. And as I've been saying, if you write 118 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 3: a murder mystery, it doesn't make you a murderer, right, 119 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 3: These are not personal experiences, Mum. The book is not 120 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 3: for you. The book is not for dad. The book 121 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 3: is not for the family or anybody else that we know. 122 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: Is it for Andrew and Croydon? 123 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 3: It could be for mum. Can go on hold Andrew, Hello, Hello, We. 124 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,799 Speaker 2: Need to talk to you this morning because we've noted 125 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 2: that you've brought two copies of some book on air. 126 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 1: Now was that did your finger slip and. 127 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 6: I needed a backup case what happens if one gets 128 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 6: through it. I actually I actually bought one for my 129 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 6: wife and my sister for Christmas. So I thought it 130 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 6: would be something a little bit different and there might 131 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 6: be some Downtown line benefits or something. But also you 132 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 6: never know, and also with the charity attached to it, 133 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 6: how could I not copy? 134 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 3: It's brilliant. Do you remember that poster that used to 135 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 3: be around. It was an old one and it was 136 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 3: very cruel, and it said something like alcohol or beer 137 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 3: helping ugly people have sex in eighteen sixty four. This 138 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 3: could be the answer. This could be the answer. I 139 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 3: remember that one. It's an old meme. 140 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 2: It screamed, It screamed the people that it was, but 141 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 2: it was talking. 142 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 3: This could be the answer to couples that maybe have 143 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 3: run a little bit starl and. 144 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: You are a little cupid from wayback. 145 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 3: What I mean, I'm happy to shoot some arrows. This 146 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 3: is it's going to be an interesting Christmas word. Andrew 147 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 3: Fitzy and we with Richie on nov Project manager over 148 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 3: to you. 149 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I'm really throwing myself into this gig, FITZI. 150 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 2: It's taking up up a lot of my time. I 151 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 2: don't usually dedicate and this much time do anything post show. 152 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 3: The erotic novel The Far Too Personal Trainer, which you 153 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 3: can buy Kate at the Far Too Personal Trainer dot 154 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 3: com twenty percent off Today. The code word you need 155 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 3: to type in is milko. 156 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 2: You just have that? Yeah, No, it's kind of cute, 157 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 2: but it's not clever and it's not funny and it's 158 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 2: not original. 159 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 3: M I l ko for twenty percent off at the 160 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 3: Personal Trainer dot com. 161 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 2: Look, yesterday we chatted about levels of publicity we really 162 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 2: need to get you out, and about maybe on the 163 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 2: TV shows today the Morning, Yeah, the Morning Show, take 164 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 2: Tommy with you. He can dress up as the not 165 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 2: dressed sensor, just be be the censor. But one of 166 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 2: the things that we haven't really covered yet is, yes, 167 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 2: we love a hard copy of the book. But I 168 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 2: think that we even had a guy on your air 169 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 2: yesterday who said he was going to buy two copies 170 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 2: in case one got messed up. So maybe if you 171 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 2: don't want the hard copy, you might go for the 172 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 2: audio book version. 173 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 3: Can I just jump in? Oya? You've got a message 174 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 3: yesterday from let's call him Ryan, who purchased the book 175 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: not the Ryan sitting across from me. He said, Hi, 176 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 3: I've ordered a soft cover, but given the nature of 177 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 3: the book, I expected to be a hard cover. 178 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 2: Okay, also not original for funny. 179 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: It's going to be very. 180 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,079 Speaker 2: Important to get the right voice to do the reader 181 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 2: the book. 182 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 5: Do you know the deeper I think you've got to 183 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 5: go a deeper voice. Masculine. 184 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking masculine, a little bit mysterious, but also fun. 185 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 5: We had Oscar the sixteen year old that I heard 186 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 5: at a cafe. Remember his voice for reading? 187 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 3: Okay, Richie, it does it? I mean it's a twenty 188 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 3: six year old guy who's a personal trainer. But that 189 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 3: doesn't mean the read has to be a male, does it? 190 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 7: No? 191 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,080 Speaker 1: Well, I didn't even really, I don't know. 192 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 3: I mean, you're the project manager in charge of this 193 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 3: audio book. 194 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 2: I think the world is very different to what it 195 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 2: used to be. I mean, I think anybody can put 196 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 2: their hand up. We put it out on the socials yesterday. 197 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 2: Get involved. If you think that perhaps you are the voice. 198 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,439 Speaker 2: I have trawled through so many Okay, I thought i'd 199 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,199 Speaker 2: bring you maybe just the top three. Because you're a 200 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 2: busy guy. You also you're probably Penning flow number two. 201 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 2: So I've got just a snippet or almost like an 202 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,920 Speaker 2: audition of three different voices, and I thought we could 203 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 2: go through them this morning. You're we're happy with that? 204 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 3: Great? 205 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: Okay. 206 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 2: Firstly, we have a guy called Nick from Carrying Bar 207 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 2: and this is his. 208 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 3: Hi Nick, are you going just quickly? 209 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: Nick? 210 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 3: Tell me why did you put yourself forward to audition 211 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 3: for the voice of the audiobook? 212 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 8: Oh? 213 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,319 Speaker 7: You know, I've I've been a pet for a few 214 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 7: years down so I know the ins and outs of 215 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 7: the industry. 216 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: That helps now on the real deal. 217 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 8: And I think most importantly, I train missus traffic pig. 218 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 5: Oh, Matt de Groot's wife, Bronte, do you train Hernic? I? 219 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 2: Sure? 220 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 3: This is interesting. 221 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 2: I think MDG was saying that they were having a 222 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 2: read in the car and the conversation turned to, well, 223 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,280 Speaker 2: what is it really like when you have a personal trainer? 224 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:23,199 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Nick, So you work very closely with Brontie. 225 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 3: Of course I do. 226 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 8: I do a trainer twice a week. 227 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: Hands on, I wouldn't necessarily say that, no, no. 228 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 2: No, What is she good at? What is she what 229 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 2: are her strengths in the gym? 230 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 7: She's a really good runner, because she's. 231 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,199 Speaker 6: An a Maigan runner. 232 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 3: She has been running away. 233 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: Not not that good. She couldn't get away from all. 234 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 1: You know. 235 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 3: How annoying that we didn't use your legs on the 236 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 3: front cover of the book. Instead, we went with Matt 237 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 3: Dgrutz Legacy. Thanks for giving us a call. We are 238 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 3: about to hear your audition, so let's take it away. 239 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 8: Nick, moving her fingertips from the top of my jeans 240 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,559 Speaker 8: and back across my chest. I pray she knows where 241 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 8: the buckle or my belt is. Wow, what to tease? 242 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 8: Her hands stopped lower and lower each time, before circling 243 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 8: my belly button with her index finger. Oh no, what 244 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 8: if there's fluff in it? Dreeping her body further on 245 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,079 Speaker 8: top of me, she puts her hands on my shoulders. 246 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 8: Don't make a sound, she whispers in my ear. 247 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 3: Oh my god, help, but pitch you with Bronti. 248 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 2: That's what I kept thinking, is that the way he 249 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 2: speaks to her on the gym floor, I think very 250 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 2: He's very strong. But we also just to mix it 251 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 2: up a little, we thought we'd speak to you've spoken 252 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 2: to Michelle before. Michelle the Minx is here and she 253 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 2: also is going to you know, put forward her audition. 254 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,479 Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Michelle. 255 00:11:59,040 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 7: Thank you. 256 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 3: We met you the other day when we found out 257 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 3: that you've been having air We've been having an a 258 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 3: fair for fifteen years. 259 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 5: That was that was an early morning cool. 260 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: You can't talk. 261 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 3: About this later. Sorry about Michelle. We love you. I'm 262 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 3: excited to hear your audition. Let's have a lesson. 263 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 4: Thank you. 264 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 7: Moving her finger tips from the top of my jeans 265 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 7: back across my chest, I CROs she knows with a 266 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 7: buckle on my belt. Gi. Wow, what a tea. Her 267 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 7: hands stops lower and lower each time before circling my 268 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 7: belly button with her index finger. 269 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: Oh no, what is there? 270 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 4: Flop in it? 271 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 7: Graping her body further on to me. She puts her 272 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 7: hand on my shoulders. Don't make her sound, she whispers 273 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,680 Speaker 7: in my ears. 274 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I mean. 275 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 3: Michelle's the standing out for because if Michelle can't do it. 276 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 3: Pauline Hanson Camp. 277 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 5: Oh no, Michelle, that was lovely, Thank you so much 278 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 5: for that. 279 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: Wows. 280 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,439 Speaker 2: She loves the snakepeake. We also have Indy from Waiverton. 281 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 7: Good morning Indy, Good morning guys. 282 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 3: Good your personal trainer do you have a history of doing. 283 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 3: You a physically fit guy, I reckon. 284 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,680 Speaker 7: I'm pretty physically fit, but I'm not a personal trainer. 285 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:21,960 Speaker 9: I'm actually a voice actor. 286 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,319 Speaker 1: Oh professional, my gosh, so this is. 287 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 9: A yeah, and I know I know how serious the 288 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,720 Speaker 9: water the whipper is. 289 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: So okay, you know he doesn't he doesn't want. 290 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,200 Speaker 6: The character to be read. 291 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 9: He wants the characters to become a wife. 292 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 5: Wow, okay, this is what we need. We need someone 293 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 5: who is well well, they know what they do in 294 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 5: this area. 295 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 3: So let's have a listen to Indies read. 296 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 9: Moving her fingertips from the top of my jeans and 297 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 9: back across my chest. I pray she knows where a 298 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 9: buckle on my belt is. 299 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,960 Speaker 3: Wow, what a tease. 300 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 9: Her hand stops lower and lower each time, before circling 301 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 9: my belly button with her index finger on what if 302 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 9: there's fluff in it? Draping her body further on top 303 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 9: of me. She puts her hands on my shoulders. Don't 304 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 9: make a sound, she whispers into my ear. 305 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Kay, why did you slight up a cigarette? 306 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 6: No? 307 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 1: I can we need to keep reading? 308 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 3: Can we put Indy and Michelle the mince together? 309 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 7: God? 310 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 3: We need to sign off for this today, Indy. 311 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 2: That was I think that was very strong and I 312 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 2: quite like the I mean lovely projection but kind of 313 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 2: quiet but heavy, like a heavy bread. 314 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,160 Speaker 3: You want to chup to Indye off air after nine o'clock. 315 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 3: It's so fine, make the call on this cake because 316 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 3: we are doing it now. 317 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 1: That's well, I think, Indy wings. 318 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 3: Hands, Indy, we need to get you in the booth. 319 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 3: We need five hours of your time. A great He's 320 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 3: got it. 321 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 1: You are great, well done. I'm up there on the 322 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: day just to be tweak and a little bit of love. 323 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 5: What direction and Michelle thenks, I'll have a reading with 324 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 5: you one on one at another time. 325 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,479 Speaker 7: Oh wow, definitely. 326 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 5: Busy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast. 327 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 1: For more great comedy shows. 328 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 4: Like this, head to novapodcast dot com. 329 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 1: Jod Au