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Speaker 2: The Relatables Podcast is hosted by myself, Odi Clark, a.k.a.

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Speaker 1: My man.

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Speaker 2: And my partner in crime, Mr. Jake Craig, a.k.a.

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Speaker 1: Daddy. That is I.

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Speaker 2: And everyone listening, you guys are the baddies.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you are.

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Speaker 2: Jake, to start.

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Speaker 1: Mm.

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Speaker 2: I've got a doozy.

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Speaker 1: What even is a doozy?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Is it a big one?

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Speaker 2: Like a big shit? Like a big one?

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Speaker 1: Like if I said, someone said, how was your poop?

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Speaker 1: And I said, it was a doozy. Or how was

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Speaker 1: your day? Oh, it was a doozy. How was your flight? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it was a doozy.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it has so many contexts.

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Speaker 1: Doozy of an episode. Yeah, like doozy. What's doozy? There's

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Speaker 1: this one, fair dinkum.

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Speaker 1: The most common time I say fair dinkum in two situations.

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Speaker 2: Fair dinkum, I feel like also sounds like something I

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fair dinkum. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So many uses. It's versatile. Fair dinkum.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, this is a fair dinkum doozy, Jake. There you go.

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Speaker 1: What can I do crazy? Oh no, me and Beth

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Speaker 2: Let's get in an alter ego. If you could do something.

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Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Craziest thing I've done. One time... Shit,

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Speaker 1: I would probably I would probably pay someone So this

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Speaker 2: Only thing I reckon I could do.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it was an accident.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So can all the crazy girls comment the most

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Speaker 2: Nothing you can do about it.

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Speaker 1: But what if he's just as crazy? True.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's just like, The game's the game

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Speaker 2: at that point because you're both digging yourself a hole.

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Speaker 2: He's got nine months to try and find you.

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Speaker 1: What if he doesn't even work?

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Speaker 2: Imagine he doesn't even care.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 2: This one could not work. Yeah. And he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: He might be like, oh, done the work for me.

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Speaker 1: I was going to block you.

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Speaker 2: Probably if he's a trash dude too.

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Speaker 1: Imagine she sends it. Then she goes and blocks him

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Speaker 2: They would have been perfect for each other then.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Deleted his entire 14 year World of Warcraft account. You

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Speaker 1: And then he's like, I'm divorcing you and I'm suing you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I would break up with them.

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Speaker 2: Especially how much it meant to us. Fucking hell. Okay.

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Speaker 2: that's funny see that's cool all along the front windscreen

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Speaker 1: That's cool. That's the type of vandalism I want.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I went by his place after our breakup and

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Speaker 2: Imagine seeing your ex just out the window, and then

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Because he must have been wigging. That's 60,000 likes. Also,

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Speaker 2: I swear some of those streaming services though, like you

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I don't click, like I don't blink an eye

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. I assume she's talking about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, clock that. I would change brands too. Because my

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Speaker 2: Probably.

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Speaker 1: So you could freak them the fuck out.

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Speaker 2: Not bad, eh?

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Speaker 1: That'd be terrifying.

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Speaker 2: That would be.

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Speaker 1: I'd move out. That'd give me to move out. Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd be thinking, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Just unplug the TV.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. But I'd still think

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean I don't think it's haunted.

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Speaker 2: I signed him up for Jehovah's Witness visits because he

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Speaker 2: needed to find Jesus for all the hell he put

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Speaker 1: That's pretty, that's genius.

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Speaker 2: That's creative.

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Speaker 1: That's genius. I like that. I reckon people need to

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Speaker 2: Craziest thing I did was let, if I can't say this,

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Speaker 2: craziest thing I did was let shit slide.

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Speaker 1: What's that mean? As in like, did she poo on

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. You're taking it too literally.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Like, the craziest thing she did in the relationship.

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Speaker 1: Was let all the shit he did slide. Ah, fair. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could be that form of crazy. That's the type

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Speaker 1: of crazy. Because I would be like, you're fucking crazy

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Speaker 1: for putting up with this. Fair.

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Speaker 2: Okay, would you do this one if you suspected your

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Speaker 1: Okay, go on.

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Speaker 2: Dusted for fingerprints on his phone screen when he was

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Speaker 2: sleeping so I could figure out the password.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

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Speaker 2: Get some, like, baby powder out or some flour or something.

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Speaker 1: Ch-ch-ch. What? Wait, I have a hot take maybe. If

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Speaker 1: you're with someone and you don't know their password, I

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Speaker 2: I reckon after like six months of dating.

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Speaker 1: I think if you're with someone, you should know their password.

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Speaker 2: I always forget.

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Speaker 1: I free up my password to anyone. Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Like I only have a password on

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Speaker 1: my phone because I like the Apple one. True. And

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Speaker 1: you have to have a password.

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Speaker 2: Oh, do you?

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Speaker 1: I've put Beth's face on my phone. You can have

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Speaker 1: more than one face. You can have two faces. Yeah, bro.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I put her face on that shit. How can I actually?

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Speaker 2: It's a big red flag.

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Speaker 1: You know what's so funny is Beth goes on my

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Speaker 1: and she'll be like, can I have your phone? And

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Speaker 1: I'll just be like, yeah, yeah, cool. And she'll go,

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Speaker 1: be like, I'm just going to go snoop as a joke. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But like my heart skips a beat when she says it.

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Speaker 2: What do people do who don't share their passwords if

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Speaker 2: they're driving, he's driving, say, and then she goes, can

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Speaker 2: I change the song? And she goes, what's your password?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, nah. He's like, hey Siri, next song.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I got you, babe.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: Password to princess, relax.

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Speaker 1: I think red flag if you don't know each other's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, six months?

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Speaker 1: Fuck that, earlier.

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like it's the new age

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Speaker 2: of sharing a kiddie house. The phone password is.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. No, it's not. No, it's not. What's on

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's a stage in the relationship. Just like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Here's my password. I trust you. I think you should

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Speaker 1: do it. Beth probably knew my password from... But like

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Speaker 1: I was saying, I free that shit up like nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, you don't value it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like if you dropped your phone on the street, you're probably.

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Speaker 1: Like, hey bro, like my password's fucking... The actually, you

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Speaker 1: know what's annoying is like I have such trust in society.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have this much trust in society, but I do.

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Speaker 1: Is that I'd be annoyed If I lost my phone

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Speaker 1: I wish the person could have just like opened it

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Speaker 1: they would. Cause that's what I would do. I would

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how some people don't have like, or

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Speaker 2: believe in like bad juju or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm like the biggest hypocrite. I don't know if this

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But, like, I'm scared of karma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, karma.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've never understood this. So where we live is the

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Speaker 2: only GYG that leaves, like, if you order online, the takeaway,

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Speaker 2: Audi number 33, go pick it up. Every other GYG

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Speaker 2: across Australia I've been, they hide them behind the counter

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Speaker 2: because people must steal them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what happened to, like, fucking honesty and shit, man?

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's because that GYG is the busiest

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Speaker 2: Or they don't have the hands to do it. I

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Speaker 2: honestly reckon that GYG is a busy GYG in the country.

448
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Speaker 2: I thought it was because they lived in such a

449
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:31,490
Speaker 2: nice place.

450
00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:33,570
Speaker 1: Erina?

451
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:34,550
Speaker 2: I feel like it's pretty.

452
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,290
Speaker 1: If it was Gosford, I'd say no. I feel like

453
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:40,630
Speaker 1: Erina's pretty good. Erina's like a fucking... The suburb adjacent

454
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,350
Speaker 1: to Gosford, is it not?

455
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:44,230
Speaker 2: Be like on the scheme of like where those restaurants are.

456
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, no. No, look, I'd agree with that. Yeah. I

457
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,740
Speaker 1: would probably leave like my windows and stuff unlocked in Erina.

458
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,220
Speaker 1: Maybe not my front door, but windows.

459
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,580
Speaker 2: No. It'd be crazy. I would love to know how

460
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,760
Speaker 2: many people like leave their doors unlocked.

461
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:56,850
Speaker 1: At night?

462
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,859
Speaker 2: From like an educational standpoint, not because.

463
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Speaker 1: I want to. I was going to say why. At night?

464
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,260
Speaker 1: Or during?

465
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,660
Speaker 2: At night when they go to sleep.

466
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

467
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:05,970
Speaker 2: Or when they leave too?

468
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,570
Speaker 1: I lock mine.

469
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:10,109
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, you lock yours and you fucking like,

470
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,820
Speaker 2: I feel like. Getting to your house.

471
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,720
Speaker 1: Is like hard. Oh no, you'd be too scared to

472
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Speaker 1: go to my house.

473
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,179
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a massive long driveway.

474
00:18:16,369 --> 00:18:18,050
Speaker 1: I just like have this habit of locking it.

475
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Speaker 2: I thought it was because your door didn't close.

476
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Speaker 1: So, well, that's why I'm in a habit of like

477
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,630
Speaker 1: every time I close the door, fling, flick.

478
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Speaker 2: If I say I'm going to forget something, I'm going

479
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:24,730
Speaker 2: to fucking knock.

480
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:28,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It is annoying. It's because the door

481
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,980
Speaker 1: is a sliding door and whenever you, it's so weird.

482
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,820
Speaker 1: You go all the way close and it just goes,

483
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,340
Speaker 1: opens like, I don't know.

484
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,920
Speaker 2: I literally thought it was just because of that.

485
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I do it. But then I'm in

486
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,510
Speaker 1: a habit for some reason at night now. I don't

487
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Speaker 1: know why. It's like I'm scared of the dark.

488
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,410
Speaker 2: I heard a scary noise the other day and like

489
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,889
Speaker 2: for the past three weeks I've been doing it.

490
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:47,170
Speaker 1: Yeah, valid.

491
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,930
Speaker 2: To be fair, like I've seen TikToks of like people

492
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:54,330
Speaker 2: like sending videos or showing videos on TikTok at the beach.

493
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,470
Speaker 2: Everyone just has their stuff there.

494
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Speaker 1: In Australia.

495
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:57,889
Speaker 2: You can't do that elsewhere.

496
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Speaker 1: Really?

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't leave your shit on the beach because

498
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,350
Speaker 2: people will just, pickpockets and shit will just, I guess

499
00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:04,830
Speaker 2: they're not called pickpockets. They're just called stealers. Steal everything.

500
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,390
Speaker 1: They're just thieves.

501
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:05,670
Speaker 2: Yeah, thieves.

502
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,780
Speaker 1: They're just thieves. Yeah, in Australia, you can just leave

503
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,720
Speaker 1: your phone, your towel, everything where you were sitting. If

504
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,220
Speaker 1: you wrap it in a towel, it's invisible. My security

505
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,639
Speaker 1: is that I wrap my phone in my shirt at

506
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Speaker 1: the beach and I leave it there and you could fucking.

507
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,230
Speaker 2: I walk along the two-kilometer beach and leave my phone there.

508
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,990
Speaker 1: Shoes get left at the entrance of the beach. Never

509
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,830
Speaker 1: bring them down. Shoes get left at the entrance and

510
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,850
Speaker 1: then where you go down and sit, if you're going

511
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Speaker 1: for a swim or a walk, everything stays. And the

512
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 1: only reason I actually put my phone wrapped in a

513
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,119
Speaker 1: shirt is because I don't want the sun to overheat it.

514
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the sand. Maybe we do need to give

515
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:38,560
Speaker 2: it a little bit.

516
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Speaker 1: Bro, we live in a fucking good place. So you

517
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:41,810
Speaker 1: can't do that everywhere else.

518
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:42,750
Speaker 2: No, no.

519
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,750
Speaker 1: That's so naive of me.

520
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,690
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you not seen the videos? There's heaps of

521
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:48,439
Speaker 2: videos online of it. like the trust australians have in like.

522
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah people americans in that wig out about that

523
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,139
Speaker 1: yeah my old boss i say that my old boss

524
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:57,550
Speaker 1: he he said that in london if you had stuff

525
00:19:57,590 --> 00:20:00,770
Speaker 1: in the back of a ute without a cover if

526
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:03,050
Speaker 1: you had tools and stuff in the middle of traffic

527
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:06,969
Speaker 1: you're driving people would get out steal it and then.

528
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:10,419
Speaker 2: Run really well you're That's crazy.

529
00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:13,419
Speaker 1: And he said, yeah, like you unheard of. Everyone has

530
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:13,940
Speaker 1: Vans there.

531
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Speaker 2: I'm a big believer in karma. It's coming back to karma.

532
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,780
Speaker 2: I don't know how people can like steal something and

533
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:22,149
Speaker 2: then go home and go to sleep.

534
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:27,389
Speaker 1: I believe in karma for good people. Good karma. No, no.

535
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,850
Speaker 1: But I believe like, I believe if a good person

536
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,820
Speaker 1: does a bad thing, they get bad karma. But if

537
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,020
Speaker 1: a bad person does a bad thing, for some reason,

538
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,420
Speaker 1: I don't think that they get bad karma.

539
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:39,210
Speaker 2: If they've done so many bad things i've.

540
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,230
Speaker 1: Always said karma's just like i can't even keep up

541
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Speaker 1: bro i.

542
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,109
Speaker 2: Reckon the world has like a funny way of working

543
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,430
Speaker 2: things out and like for them to be stealing something.

544
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,449
Speaker 1: Like i don't know bro like donald trump's the fucking

545
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,890
Speaker 1: president this guy's got the nuclear fucking codes and he

546
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: literally somehow is making it so the epstein files don't

547
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,980
Speaker 1: get released and it's in there there is dead set

548
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: there is proof of him being like a fourth kitty

549
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 1: fiddler in there it's insane but i can't he's not

550
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 1: getting calm i can't no no but you don't know

551
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,790
Speaker 1: i don't i don't think i can say that donald

552
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,990
Speaker 1: trump looks healthy so and like he feels good in

553
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:17,450
Speaker 1: life like i love his karma he i reckon.

554
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,850
Speaker 2: I reckon i reckon i reckon he looks like he

555
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,860
Speaker 2: struggles to like get through life like and he's unhealthy

556
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,899
Speaker 2: and unfit and like he probably goes home and he's

557
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 2: like like that's what he looks like to me and

558
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,649
Speaker 2: like that's his karma yeah He hasn't been caught with

559
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,070
Speaker 2: all this shit he's done, but I feel like calm.

560
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,229
Speaker 2: The world always has a funny way of working things out, man,

561
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,340
Speaker 2: I reckon. I don't reckon he's going home being like, fuck,

562
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 2: I feel like a beast. That was a beast day.

563
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way he sits down with the family like,

564
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:45,020
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Yeah, no. Like, you guys are

565
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:45,680
Speaker 1: the best.

566
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,030
Speaker 2: Yeah, his relationships in his life, I can't say that

567
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:48,530
Speaker 2: that would be good.

568
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:48,830
Speaker 1: Yeah.

569
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Speaker 2: Jake, we're back again with our brand new segment, Nostalgia,

570
00:21:57,340 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 2: where we talk about something nostalgic whilst eating something nostalgic.

571
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: Yes, of course. And this week, we will be eating

572
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,970
Speaker 1: none other than Krispy Kreme donuts, the most nostalgic thing. Yes.

573
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:08,550
Speaker 1: Take your pick.

574
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:12,190
Speaker 2: My highlight of the episode, Jake. I am going for.

575
00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:14,170
Speaker 1: Actually, I had a cheeky nibble of this one earlier.

576
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,050
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with this one again.

577
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,470
Speaker 2: This beautiful one right here. I think it's Biscoff.

578
00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:19,340
Speaker 1: Biscoff, yum.

579
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:23,580
Speaker 2: So, Jake, my turn to ask you a nostalgic question.

580
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

581
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 2: I would like to ask you to go into your

582
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 2: memory and tell me about your first kiss with your girlfriend.

583
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,109
Speaker 1: I actually, the thing about my first kiss with my

584
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,990
Speaker 1: girlfriend is like, I was gonna do it, I swear,

585
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:40,730
Speaker 1: but she did it first.

586
00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:42,460
Speaker 2: Tell me, tell me.

587
00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:49,129
Speaker 1: So, it was out of Krispy Kreme. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

588
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:58,030
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Um, it was actually, it was actually in Sydney.

589
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Speaker 1: It was on our first date. Yep. Big, I'm big

590
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:04,290
Speaker 1: fan of, of, I think got a kiss on the

591
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,070
Speaker 1: first day.

592
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,770
Speaker 2: I feel like what if you're unsure?

593
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: Hmm. Well, Then you probably, like, shouldn't go on another date.

594
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: It's good if, like, you're both enjoying your time together.

595
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,780
Speaker 2: You're out here being like, why don't you just kiss me?

596
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: And she's like, this guy's a fucking creep.

597
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:25,290
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe that's the craziest thing I've ever done. Being like,

598
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,850
Speaker 1: first kiss always has to happen on the first date.

599
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:29,550
Speaker 2: Just kiss me.

600
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:35,050
Speaker 1: Anyway, okay. Okay. We had just had dinner. And it

601
00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:38,890
Speaker 1: was going swell. I mean, swimmingly. And so, we were

602
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:42,410
Speaker 1: walking down. we should just go and walk to get dessert.

603
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:43,790
Speaker 1: And so we were walking.

604
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Speaker 2: Crispy cream shop?

605
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:52,669
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah. But no, we were walking and kind of

606
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:56,490
Speaker 1: just being flirty. And this was actually, might I add,

607
00:23:56,570 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: so it was like a Friday night, November. So it's

608
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: getting hot, warm, busy, you know? And so it's like busy,

609
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:11,020
Speaker 1: it's Darling Harbour area. And she, we were actually holding hands. Right.

610
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: Everything was going well. And I was like, Oh my God.

611
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 1: And so, and so my thing was like, I'm going

612
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: to kiss her at the end of the day. Yeah.

613
00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:19,979
Speaker 1: And I just thought like, I'm not going to like,

614
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,369
Speaker 1: just do it, you know, middle of the day. I

615
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,649
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to do at the end. And I,

616
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:25,850
Speaker 1: and at this point I was confident too. So I

617
00:24:25,869 --> 00:24:27,409
Speaker 1: was like having the best time. Cause I was like,

618
00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:30,070
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to kiss her. Yeah. But then

619
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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. She kind of like, we,

620
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,719
Speaker 1: we must've been talking and then laughing. And then we

621
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,060
Speaker 1: were holding hands and then like our, our arms went taut. And, like,

622
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,060
Speaker 1: the tension kind of went taut. And then she bounced

623
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Speaker 1: back a bit. And I remember she came in and

624
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: we just kissed.

625
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:47,540
Speaker 3: Slinky.

626
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Speaker 1: Like, she just came in and she just kissed me.

627
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Speaker 1: And we kissed and I was like, ooh.

628
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 2: What was, like, a peck or, like, actual hookup?

629
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,420
Speaker 1: It was, like, an in-between. It was kind of, like,

630
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: a tiny, tiny bit of time.

631
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,540
Speaker 2: Yeah.

632
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:01,179
Speaker 1: So, yeah, and I remember it. And, fuck, you know

633
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,949
Speaker 1: what's funny is, like, I remember that in detail. What

634
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,430
Speaker 1: about yours?

635
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,030
Speaker 2: That's good to be fair.

636
00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:06,590
Speaker 1: That's a good story.

637
00:25:06,609 --> 00:25:09,090
Speaker 2: I was in there with you. Like in my mind,

638
00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:12,899
Speaker 2: I was about to say, when you were telling it, uh,

639
00:25:13,859 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: my one as well, Cassie kissed me and we're just

640
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: both vanilla. I won't say I was going to kiss her,

641
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:25,379
Speaker 2: but I'm glad she kissed me. So a lot of

642
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,899
Speaker 2: people know me and Cassie started talking online. She was

643
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 2: traveling Europe and I was where I live on the

644
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: central coast. And we talked for six weeks, started on

645
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:36,149
Speaker 2: the messages, went to FaceTime. And then she ended up

646
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: coming back to Australia. And she was actually at her parents,

647
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,260
Speaker 2: which I live near to, which is five minutes from

648
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Speaker 2: my house. And it was the first time we were

649
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: going to meet. And we'd had all this tension. And

650
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:49,409
Speaker 2: I knew there was such a strong connection there. But

651
00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:51,610
Speaker 2: then I also had never met this woman in my life.

652
00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,410
Speaker 2: So I was like, fuck, it feels like I should

653
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:57,490
Speaker 2: kiss her. But I just don't know if I should.

654
00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,090
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, were you... Were you the same

655
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,570
Speaker 1: as me, though, thinking, you know, it's going to happen?

656
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:02,570
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like.

657
00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:04,830
Speaker 1: But you weren't... Were you like, in your head, do

658
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:05,950
Speaker 1: I greet with a kiss?

659
00:26:05,970 --> 00:26:07,649
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't going to greet her with a kiss.

660
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,190
Speaker 1: You weren't going to? No way. You were like, no, no, no,

661
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:09,629
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.

662
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:13,090
Speaker 2: Like, people might think I'm like tall, like good looking, handsome,

663
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,060
Speaker 2: not that confident with girls.

664
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,260
Speaker 1: And those first two things, I don't know if people

665
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: think that.

666
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: But I walked up to a parent's house, knock on

667
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,500
Speaker 2: the door, and then... No, the door was open. I

668
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: just knocked on the side. And then she like.

669
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: Hey, you should have just walked in, open door policy. Yeah.

670
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,390
Speaker 2: Peeps her head around and she like sort of like

671
00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:31,710
Speaker 2: runs to me and puts her arms around her and

672
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: just gives me the biggest kiss. And like, I was

673
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:34,540
Speaker 2: like shitting bricks.

674
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:35,180
Speaker 1: Were her parents home?

675
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,300
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were. And I was like, oh, I was like.

676
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: Did they watch?

677
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:38,450
Speaker 2: No, no, no.

678
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,660
Speaker 1: Oh, thank God. I was going to say what? No.

679
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,750
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh yeah. And then it

680
00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:44,730
Speaker 2: was good kiss too. And I was like, oh, I

681
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,330
Speaker 2: told her off. I was like, thank God you did that.

682
00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:50,250
Speaker 2: I was like, no. tension broken yeah and then after

683
00:26:50,270 --> 00:26:51,490
Speaker 2: I had to like talk to her dad and she

684
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:53,870
Speaker 2: they're in the house it was good it was great

685
00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:54,770
Speaker 2: and I was like I was like.

686
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,890
Speaker 1: Dang you met the parents straight up yeah because she'd

687
00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,860
Speaker 1: gone back from Europe and she was like living with yeah.

688
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: She's like come meet my dad and I was like alright.

689
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,980
Speaker 1: Hey she knew you were in game from the start

690
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: one time Beth told me you don't want to be

691
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,050
Speaker 1: airing any of her dirty laundry it's not really dirty

692
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:09,510
Speaker 1: laundry anyway but um she said someone came to pick

693
00:27:09,530 --> 00:27:11,050
Speaker 1: her up for a date and you know what's funny

694
00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,750
Speaker 1: is like I would say he did the gentlemanly thing.

695
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:17,429
Speaker 1: He came and he drove in her driveway and he

696
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,900
Speaker 1: was going to come up and knock on the door.

697
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,540
Speaker 1: And she was like, no, no, no, no, no. Ran down,

698
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,020
Speaker 1: just got in the car and was like, no, don't

699
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,620
Speaker 1: meet my parents. And I was like, well, I think

700
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: that he was kind of doing the right thing. 100%.

701
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 2: Because to be fair, I like, I don't know. I

702
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,180
Speaker 2: think we were in that stage of the podcast where

703
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:35,609
Speaker 2: like we were talking about like, Hey, you should be

704
00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:37,490
Speaker 2: a good man. So I had in my head, like,

705
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,410
Speaker 2: I'll go up and knock on the front door. But

706
00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:42,060
Speaker 2: like prior to that, I probably wouldn't have done that.

707
00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 2: Like six months before that.

708
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: Good thing we fucking talk about this shit.

709
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,459
Speaker 2: I should have had flowers, man.

710
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: You didn't even have flowers?

711
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: That's heinous. I wrote her a book.

712
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:55,580
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot about that. I got flowers.

713
00:27:55,619 --> 00:27:59,300
Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't do enough. Anyway, baddies, you've

714
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: heard it here first. If you are in a relationship

715
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: or not in a relationship, you can do it with friends.

716
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: You should grab a box of Krispy Kreme and talk

717
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: about your first kiss stories.

718
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: In your relationship, go buy a box of Krispy Kreme

719
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,980
Speaker 2: and go, what was it like for you the first

720
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: time we kissed?

721
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:25,590
Speaker 1: Imagine it's like, she goes, questionable. Baddies, time for dilemmas.

722
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,350
Speaker 1: And if you would like to submit a dilemma, it

723
00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:29,189
Speaker 1: will be in the link in the description. If you

724
00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:32,270
Speaker 1: want to submit a dilemma that Very likely gets answered.

725
00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:34,270
Speaker 1: You should go over to Patreon where it's $ 8. 99 a month.

726
00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:36,490
Speaker 1: And over there, you get your own link for your

727
00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:40,970
Speaker 1: own dilemmas. Also, what you get is the Monday episodes ad-free.

728
00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:44,450
Speaker 1: You also get the book club episodes five days early

729
00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:48,630
Speaker 1: and ad-free. And you get an extra episode every Thursday. Oh,

730
00:28:48,650 --> 00:28:50,270
Speaker 1: my God. That Spotify doesn't get.

731
00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:52,620
Speaker 2: Value's insane.

732
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: Point that out. Okay. I'm in a new relationship and

733
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,870
Speaker 1: we are going really well. But... All honeymoon phase and

734
00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:06,450
Speaker 1: in love. But I have this underlying guilt that I've

735
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: slept with one of my best guy friends in the past,

736
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,500
Speaker 1: who my current partner has become really close with. Now

737
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: when his friend, sorry, now when this friend and I

738
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:21,100
Speaker 1: slept together, it was a complete mistake. It never happened again.

739
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,980
Speaker 1: And we have maintained our friendship. We have also kept

740
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,010
Speaker 1: it on the down low due to having a close

741
00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:30,930
Speaker 1: social circle. where we don't want people knowing slash treating

742
00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:33,330
Speaker 1: us differently. Do I tell my partner of the past

743
00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:36,410
Speaker 1: sexual experience or not necessary because he wasn't in the

744
00:29:36,490 --> 00:29:39,820
Speaker 1: picture at the time? I'm scared he will pull away.

745
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: and won't be able to look past it. I also

746
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: think if he never knows, then will that just be

747
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,140
Speaker 1: easier too? We all have pasts. What should I do?

748
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: To be fair, if he never knows, that will just

749
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,980
Speaker 1: be the easiest. That would be the easiest. That would

750
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: count on him never knowing.

751
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,780
Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%. And the problem with this dilemma is the

752
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,180
Speaker 2: baddie who sent this in is like at the point

753
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,660
Speaker 2: where she's digging herself a little bit of a hole.

754
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: And she's like, do I keep digging and never ever

755
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:07,580
Speaker 2: talk about it?

756
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

757
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: And her past will come out and bite her in

758
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: the bum or- Question.

759
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: What? Let's say she tells him and he's like, thank

760
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: you for telling me. You know, it was in the past.

761
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,610
Speaker 1: Like it is what it is. But I got to

762
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,290
Speaker 1: be real with you. I'm not very comfortable with this

763
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:24,690
Speaker 1: guy now.

764
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:26,250
Speaker 2: I think that's fair.

765
00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:26,970
Speaker 1: Yeah.

766
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,990
Speaker 2: Well, I think, I think where I was going with

767
00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:32,510
Speaker 2: that is because you're still friends with the person you

768
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,010
Speaker 2: had sex with and he's in the same friendship group,

769
00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,970
Speaker 2: your boyfriend has a right to know. Yes. If it

770
00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:40,100
Speaker 2: was just a Randy on the street and like, you're

771
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: not friends or you talk like once a month, once

772
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:44,340
Speaker 2: a month, once a year.

773
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:44,740
Speaker 1: Yeah.

774
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,780
Speaker 2: Then I'd be like, yeah, for sure, he doesn't need

775
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: to know. But because you've maintained this, in quotes, friendship,

776
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: I think he deserves to know.

777
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: I would agree with that.

778
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Because I couldn't be acting like this nonchalant with this

779
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,420
Speaker 2: dude knowing like, you guys fucked.

780
00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:01,750
Speaker 1: It's a hard one, right? Because I would say definitely

781
00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:05,590
Speaker 1: you need to tell him, right? But another thing I

782
00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:08,210
Speaker 1: think is... Ignorance is bliss. Well, I think ignorance is

783
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:14,780
Speaker 1: obviously bliss, right? But if he's, you know... He's a

784
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:20,020
Speaker 1: secure person. I totally get... I would be affected by

785
00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: this personally. I want to fully put that out there.

786
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:24,620
Speaker 1: But if he's like a very secure person and he's like,

787
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: you know, you have no reason to lie. You did

788
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,510
Speaker 1: it once. It was a mistake. It's never happened again.

789
00:31:30,570 --> 00:31:33,870
Speaker 1: You maintained your friendship, right? You don't look at him

790
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:37,370
Speaker 1: that way at all. That's got to be enough.

791
00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:41,500
Speaker 2: And I think... If you do that, you've done your part.

792
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: It would be a little different if maybe it was

793
00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: an ex-boyfriend. Agreed. That you had been with for, you know,

794
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,470
Speaker 1: a year, two years. All that history.

795
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:54,070
Speaker 2: It all comes down to like how the boyfriend in

796
00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:56,910
Speaker 2: this scenario or how people view sex. Because sex to

797
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:59,050
Speaker 2: you and I, I think we're similar in a sense

798
00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:02,170
Speaker 2: of it's not just sex. It's never just sex. It's

799
00:32:02,190 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: almost like there's a connection there. It's playing on the heartstrings.

800
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,700
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. But. what I think is you and

801
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,540
Speaker 1: the friend that had sex in that moment, you're, you

802
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:19,370
Speaker 1: clearly are more than friends, right? Yeah. But you've gone

803
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,610
Speaker 1: back to fully platonic. Yeah. So it's like, then it

804
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:27,010
Speaker 1: was more than sex, but now it was just sex.

805
00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:29,230
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I mean, I think, yeah, a hundred percent.

806
00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: And I think, so the boyfriend, a lot of men

807
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:35,020
Speaker 2: I know just view sex as sex too.

808
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

809
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,870
Speaker 2: So he might just be like, oh, Thanks for telling me.

810
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:39,650
Speaker 2: I can see you're just platonic now like that. You

811
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: just had a bit of a fuck. He might go,

812
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: you know, my friend Stacey, I fucked her.

813
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: You never know.

814
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: No, he might go too. Like, you want to have

815
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,180
Speaker 2: a threesome?

816
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.

817
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: I've always wanted two people in the bedroom.

818
00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:54,850
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I really like that guy. I would

819
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,390
Speaker 1: have done it too.

820
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:57,570
Speaker 2: I would have done it too. But it's still on

821
00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:58,950
Speaker 2: the cards.

822
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,330
Speaker 1: But who knows? You've got to tell him. And his

823
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,970
Speaker 1: reaction will be everything. His reaction's everything.

824
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:08,130
Speaker 2: It's almost like a telltale sign. Is that the right saying, telltale?

825
00:33:08,970 --> 00:33:11,110
Speaker 1: Is it? Telltale sign.

826
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:12,170
Speaker 2: It didn't sound right when it came out.

827
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,300
Speaker 1: It's almost like it's a telltale. A what?

828
00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:15,130
Speaker 2: Telltale sign.

829
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,340
Speaker 1: It's almost like it's a telltale sign.

830
00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: I feel like that's right.

831
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,700
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that.

832
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: Double T's is fucking me. But if he's actually like

833
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: a nice guy, even though I think we would take

834
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,959
Speaker 2: it like, oh shit, but also I could understand and

835
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:31,900
Speaker 2: appreciate her telling me and what that means to her

836
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,420
Speaker 2: to tell me and I could see the bigger picture.

837
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: It's not a breakup worthy thing for me. It would

838
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:36,780
Speaker 2: just be like, oh, thank you for telling me. Now

839
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: I can act appropriately around him.

840
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:42,660
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I think I actually, admittedly, I'd probably

841
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:45,750
Speaker 1: act different around him. Yeah. I don't know if there's

842
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:46,590
Speaker 1: any need.

843
00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:47,190
Speaker 2: To act different.

844
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:50,330
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know. I think I'm becoming a much

845
00:33:50,390 --> 00:33:52,150
Speaker 1: more secure person than I used to be. If I

846
00:33:52,270 --> 00:33:53,810
Speaker 1: really think about this, it would need to be in

847
00:33:53,850 --> 00:34:02,070
Speaker 1: the situation, but It's just like, I just don't see

848
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:04,070
Speaker 1: it as a big deal. I would have seen it

849
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,510
Speaker 1: as a huge deal back in the day. I'm telling

850
00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:07,310
Speaker 1: you that right now. Yeah. But I just don't see

851
00:34:07,330 --> 00:34:07,930
Speaker 1: it as a big deal.

852
00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:10,029
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a huge deal, but it's still

853
00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:11,069
Speaker 2: a deal.

854
00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:13,410
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a deal. I think what would bug me

855
00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: the most is that you took so long to tell me. True.

856
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:17,330
Speaker 2: She didn't say a time period, did she?

857
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:21,460
Speaker 1: Well, she said like it's a new relationship going. It's

858
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: like they've been honeymoon phase and they're in love, right?

859
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:30,950
Speaker 1: So hopefully still fresh. Yeah, it's something you should have

860
00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,149
Speaker 1: said when he met the guy.

861
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:32,830
Speaker 2: Yeah.

862
00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:38,610
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, after he met the person, you should have

863
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:40,569
Speaker 1: been like, oh, by the way. Yeah, yeah.

864
00:34:40,770 --> 00:34:41,190
Speaker 2: You got to.

865
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:42,149
Speaker 1: You have to.

866
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,780
Speaker 2: But to be fair, like, I could understand, like, she's

867
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 2: left it. She's in her own head. And then they've

868
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: met a couple more times. Now it's too late.

869
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: And now they're like besties.

870
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,260
Speaker 2: Yeah.

871
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: But, like, also, but also no. I can't see that

872
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:55,779
Speaker 1: because Beth actually said to me once, she goes, have

873
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,500
Speaker 1: I ever met anyone you've slept with? Have you told

874
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,060
Speaker 1: me this yet? And I said, no. And then she said,

875
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:04,580
Speaker 1: would you tell me? And then I said, do you

876
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,580
Speaker 1: want me to tell you if I bump into someone

877
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:10,300
Speaker 1: that I'm still friendly with? I'm not friends with anyone

878
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,030
Speaker 1: I've slept with, but if I see them and say hi,

879
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,089
Speaker 1: would you want me to tell you? And she was like, yeah.

880
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:18,730
Speaker 1: I thought, fair enough. I'll tell you if it ever happens.

881
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,129
Speaker 2: Do you reckon Beth wants to know on a point

882
00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:24,069
Speaker 2: of comparison? Or just to know?

883
00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:26,989
Speaker 1: No, I think she said she wants to know just

884
00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:30,140
Speaker 1: to know because I don't want to put words in

885
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:32,739
Speaker 1: her mouth, but I believe it was like she said

886
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,980
Speaker 1: she would feel a little stupid if she found out

887
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:35,500
Speaker 1: a different way.

888
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,060
Speaker 2: True.

889
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: So she was like, I'd much prefer you just to

890
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: tell me. Obviously, don't introduce her as like, this is

891
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,300
Speaker 1: such and such I slept with, you know, in 20

892
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:47,700
Speaker 1: fucking 20. But... But yeah, she said, I'd want to know.

893
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:51,050
Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, fair. You made it go,

894
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:55,610
Speaker 2: you lost your virginity. We'd be like, hey.

895
00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:58,150
Speaker 1: The person I lost my virginity to, I would avoid

896
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:03,419
Speaker 1: in the street, to be honest with you. True, actually.

897
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: I would avoid. And it would suck if she said, hey,

898
00:36:05,739 --> 00:36:07,420
Speaker 1: because I'd be like, hey.

899
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,980
Speaker 2: I hope we helped, buddy.

900
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,140
Speaker 1: What would you do if you ran into the person

901
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: you lost virginity to?

902
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 2: She'd want to talk to me, eh?

903
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. And you'd be like, hey, and then just- Well.

904
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 2: Cassie knows her.

905
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

906
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,779
Speaker 2: Phyllis knows of her.

907
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,910
Speaker 1: She knows you dated. Yeah. Like, come on. Yeah.

908
00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:26,710
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd chat to her.

909
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,090
Speaker 1: I got a joke going around with Beth that I

910
00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:31,450
Speaker 1: didn't sleep with any of my previous girlfriends.

911
00:36:31,730 --> 00:36:33,210
Speaker 2: Asexual? You changed me, Beth.

912
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:36,610
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we would always nearly get there, and

913
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,060
Speaker 1: then I would say, stop, whoa, whoa, I'm waiting for Beth.

914
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for Beth.

915
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: You knew her name and everything?

916
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you.

917
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:45,300
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Hey guys, love the pod.

918
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,900
Speaker 2: I've been a listener for a couple of years. I

919
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 2: drive for a living and you guys have always been

920
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: great company.

921
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:50,940
Speaker 1: Thanks.

922
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:54,860
Speaker 2: That's the best compliment. And baddies, for anyone who also

923
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: enjoys our company, be sure to tell a friend. Five

924
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,510
Speaker 2: star this podcast, leave a comment and subscribe on YouTube, please.

925
00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:05,590
Speaker 2: We used to say all the time, we're going to

926
00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:08,029
Speaker 2: the moon and you're coming with us. Here we go.

927
00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:10,270
Speaker 2: This is what the dilemma actually said. I'm so sorry.

928
00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:12,660
Speaker 2: I hope this isn't too long. My boyfriend and I

929
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: were on holiday when he very aimlessly brought up how

930
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: he was feeling unsatisfied in our relationship. It sounds mean,

931
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: but I say aimlessly because it was very random and

932
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: I had to ask him like 101 questions to figure

933
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:30,009
Speaker 2: out what exactly he meant, where this came from. To preface,

934
00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:32,750
Speaker 2: my boyfriend and I, both 23, have been together for

935
00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:36,870
Speaker 2: two years. We don't live together. I flat. Is that

936
00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:38,730
Speaker 2: a way to say, we don't live together, I flat,

937
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:39,850
Speaker 2: and he lives at home.

938
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,020
Speaker 1: She flats just means she lives in an apartment. Oh, right.

939
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. Or maybe with someone.

940
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: We see each other three days out of the week

941
00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:49,540
Speaker 2: and generally have sex two to three of those days.

942
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:53,820
Speaker 2: Our love languages are different. He is very physical touch,

943
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,150
Speaker 2: in brackets, as most men tend to be, and I

944
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,150
Speaker 2: am very acts of service and words of affirmation.

945
00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:03,350
Speaker 1: Hold the phone. I feel like it's the complete opposite.

946
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:04,390
Speaker 2: We'll get to that.

947
00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,150
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.

948
00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:08,569
Speaker 2: I guess we're still figuring out how to love each other.

949
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:11,660
Speaker 2: But the conversation we continue to have after he mentioned

950
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:16,100
Speaker 2: feeling unsatisfied has really stuck with me. I would also

951
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,549
Speaker 2: like to add that I adore this boy. I have

952
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:21,930
Speaker 2: never loved someone like this before. He had raised two points.

953
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:25,270
Speaker 2: I don't initiate kissing and he feels like we don't

954
00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:28,930
Speaker 2: have sex enough. The kissing thing is true. It's not intentional.

955
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:31,290
Speaker 2: I'm not a big kisser and it's something he has

956
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:34,450
Speaker 2: mentioned before. To be honest, I do forget sometimes as

957
00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:37,419
Speaker 2: I'm more of a hug slash hold hands kind of gal.

958
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 2: I've always been like this, but it is a thing

959
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to work on and I generally make the

960
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,980
Speaker 2: effort and try and meet him halfway. The sex thing

961
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,609
Speaker 2: has really thrown me off, however. He's mentioned feeling like

962
00:38:49,650 --> 00:38:52,870
Speaker 2: we don't have enough sex before, but we never really

963
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:55,569
Speaker 2: spoke about it. This time I asked him, when we

964
00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:57,630
Speaker 2: move in together, how much sex would we need to

965
00:38:57,810 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: have in a week in order for him to feel satisfied.

966
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,690
Speaker 2: After a lot of teeth pulling, figuratively, He finally answered

967
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 2: with five out of seven. He's unrealistic.

968
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: That's way too much.

969
00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 2: I was quite honestly godsmacked for a number of reasons.

970
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,860
Speaker 2: There's so many elements to this whole sex thing. I

971
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:25,750
Speaker 2: have endo and PMDD. Both of these really mess with

972
00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:29,050
Speaker 2: my hormones, day-to-day pain, and especially my libido.

973
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:29,930
Speaker 1: I feel nauseous.

974
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: Three days out of the month. When I'm horny, I

975
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,490
Speaker 2: love to initiate and enjoy jumping his bones. This girl

976
00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:41,650
Speaker 2: speaks another language. In saying this, I have in general

977
00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:44,450
Speaker 2: never been a sexual person. If it were up to me,

978
00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,350
Speaker 2: I'd have sex once or twice a week and feel

979
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: happy about it.

980
00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:51,650
Speaker 1: Honestly. I feel like once a week is fucking plenty.

981
00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:54,009
Speaker 1: You're not unsexual.

982
00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:56,529
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would also say, like, I would break

983
00:39:56,570 --> 00:39:58,129
Speaker 2: up with him for one reason and one reason only.

984
00:39:58,310 --> 00:40:00,150
Speaker 1: Five out of seven days.

985
00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:05,469
Speaker 2: So he knows, obviously, that you have endo and PMDD.

986
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:05,770
Speaker 1: Yeah.

987
00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:09,169
Speaker 2: And he must see what you go through each month.

988
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,230
Speaker 1: That's so nice.

989
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,089
Speaker 2: And then he's putting that aside and saying, I want

990
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: to fuck five out of seven days. He didn't say

991
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: that initially. He said we need to be having more sex,

992
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: and he's not. Seeing what your body goes through.

993
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: That's so fucked. Can we butcher in this? Pretty sure

994
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:27,299
Speaker 1: I'm correct, though. Endometriosis can make sex very painful for women. Yeah,

995
00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:29,779
Speaker 1: I've heard that. So, you need to break up with

996
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: this guy. What do you love about him? That's so gnarly.

997
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,460
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like.

998
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,930
Speaker 1: The answer is break up. That's the only answer there is,

999
00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:39,020
Speaker 1: and you're not getting another one out of us.

1000
00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:45,890
Speaker 2: Because if taking away the endo and, sorry, PMDD.

1001
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:52,390
Speaker 2: I would say it's worth a conversation. Just say no.

1002
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:55,060
Speaker 1: Say, bro, five out of seven days is crazy. Stand

1003
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,419
Speaker 1: on business. Just be like, what the fuck?

1004
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 2: It's still like, I feel like you'd work through that.

1005
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,779
Speaker 2: But for that reason, I would say you can't. But

1006
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,299
Speaker 2: it's kind of like, it's not much give and take there.

1007
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 2: I feel like even one day a week is a

1008
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: great compromise.

1009
00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:09,330
Speaker 1: Also, isn't it like mad icky for him to be like,

1010
00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:11,790
Speaker 1: to know that you don't want to have sex five

1011
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,730
Speaker 1: out of seven days a week, but then when You

1012
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:16,110
Speaker 1: say what would make you satisfied. He's happy to be

1013
00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:18,790
Speaker 1: like five out of the seven. Does that not make

1014
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:22,190
Speaker 1: him feel icky? Like just because your girlfriend doesn't want

1015
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,860
Speaker 1: to have sex with you every fucking day doesn't mean

1016
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: they don't love you and they're not sexually attracted to you. Hormones, bro.

1017
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: Think about shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

1018
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,419
Speaker 1: How old are they?

1019
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:37,419
Speaker 2: That's actually a great point, dude. I don't want to

1020
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,189
Speaker 2: jump to conclusions, but do you think he only like

1021
00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:42,250
Speaker 2: sees her for sex?

1022
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,180
Speaker 1: Yeah, depending on your age, I fully will admit that

1023
00:41:45,219 --> 00:41:47,590
Speaker 1: I've been in relationships that would like lust and not love.

1024
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:48,299
Speaker 1: I thought they were love.

1025
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,069
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1026
00:41:49,150 --> 00:41:51,730
Speaker 1: Fully thought they were love. Because I was in love.

1027
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,270
Speaker 1: Take away the sex, I'd be like, I'm done.

1028
00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:57,770
Speaker 2: Exactly. And like, maybe you should ask him that. Like

1029
00:41:57,810 --> 00:42:00,270
Speaker 2: if I said today, like, we can't have sex anymore.

1030
00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:03,270
Speaker 2: Maybe because of my endo or because of anything. And

1031
00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:04,550
Speaker 2: he went, oh, that'd be a problem.

1032
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 1: You'd be like, well, fuck off then. And like, honestly,

1033
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: it's allowed to be a problem, but you're just different people.

1034
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,219
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's weird, though, because when you do love someone, like,

1035
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,910
Speaker 2: sex is amazing. The connection is uncomparable, but you're not

1036
00:42:16,989 --> 00:42:18,670
Speaker 2: in the relationship for the sex. You're in it because

1037
00:42:18,690 --> 00:42:21,069
Speaker 2: you're in love with this person, and you're like two

1038
00:42:21,150 --> 00:42:22,810
Speaker 2: souls are combined, and it's amazing.

1039
00:42:23,090 --> 00:42:25,830
Speaker 1: Bro, this sounds so crazy. I think you need to

1040
00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:28,029
Speaker 1: break up with this guy. Don't give me that bullshit

1041
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: of you've never loved anyone like this. Trust me, you'll

1042
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: find someone that loves you for who you are and

1043
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: doesn't just want to fuck you five out of seven

1044
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,419
Speaker 1: days a week, and you'll know what real love is. Yeah, true.

1045
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,100
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't.

1046
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 2: Like it makes, like you say, you make him feel

1047
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:41,819
Speaker 2: like icky.

1048
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,859
Speaker 1: And like, if that's like, if I was like, Oh, um,

1049
00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,529
Speaker 1: if Beth said to me, I, I gotta, I gotta

1050
00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:51,350
Speaker 1: be honest with you because of just like, you know,

1051
00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:54,690
Speaker 1: PCOS and, and stuff like that. There's probably, there's like

1052
00:42:54,730 --> 00:42:56,469
Speaker 1: maybe four or five days out of the month that

1053
00:42:56,489 --> 00:43:01,830
Speaker 1: I feel actually good. And, and you know, horny for

1054
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:05,660
Speaker 1: any other day, unless she's like, no, I'm actually horny

1055
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:09,780
Speaker 1: any other day. If I'm like, can we have sex?

1056
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,810
Speaker 1: And she's kind of like, yeah. Maybe kind of like,

1057
00:43:15,650 --> 00:43:18,610
Speaker 1: iffy is a no. Like a bit iffy is a no.

1058
00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:22,009
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's going into the, it's probably

1059
00:43:22,030 --> 00:43:22,989
Speaker 2: all consensual, but like.

1060
00:43:23,450 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: Oh, look, I mean, yeah, it's treading a line because

1061
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: you could argue, you know, someone that wants to have

1062
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: sex five out of seven days a week and you

1063
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,540
Speaker 1: want to have sex when you feel like having sex,

1064
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,730
Speaker 1: which is quite often maybe three days a month. And

1065
00:43:38,790 --> 00:43:41,490
Speaker 1: if you're having sex just to keep that person happy,

1066
00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:45,390
Speaker 1: you're treading on the line of consent there. There's definitely

1067
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: many ways to say that that's not consensual.

1068
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1069
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:49,820
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

1070
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: And, like, it's hard for us because we look at sex, like,

1071
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,739
Speaker 2: through a lens of, like, I want my partner to

1072
00:43:56,820 --> 00:44:00,500
Speaker 2: feel sexy and want it and want me. But wanting

1073
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,379
Speaker 2: me is as much as wanting herself first. And, like,

1074
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 2: this guy doesn't give a fuck about how you feel.

1075
00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it. By the way you walk.

1076
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: I mean look I gotta say maybe props to him

1077
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: for bringing something up that's affecting him but it's just

1078
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,100
Speaker 1: like irrational in my opinion it's just irrational so it's

1079
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,810
Speaker 1: like so I can understand the not instigating kissing by

1080
00:44:20,870 --> 00:44:25,050
Speaker 1: all means like kiss more I think that's fine if

1081
00:44:25,090 --> 00:44:26,910
Speaker 1: he wants to be kissed more kiss him more I

1082
00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:29,210
Speaker 1: think that's fine but.

1083
00:44:30,510 --> 00:44:33,299
Speaker 2: I think this would be a fine dilemma if you

1084
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,230
Speaker 2: were having sex once or twice every couple months And

1085
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:37,930
Speaker 2: then he goes, look, I would like to have sex

1086
00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:39,549
Speaker 2: a little bit more just to like feel wanted. I'd

1087
00:44:39,570 --> 00:44:40,690
Speaker 2: be like, oh yeah, we can work on that.

1088
00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:42,910
Speaker 1: Or like once a week, maybe like twice a month.

1089
00:44:42,969 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1090
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:44,990
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that's something we can work on.

1091
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,550
Speaker 2: But five to six times a week, I just want to,

1092
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: like basically all I want to do is fuck you.

1093
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 2: It's just like, shut the fuck up.

1094
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,380
Speaker 1: You would feel, what it would like, now that you

1095
00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: know this, got to think about it this way. Now

1096
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:58,250
Speaker 1: that you have this knowledge, right? If and when you

1097
00:44:58,290 --> 00:45:03,230
Speaker 1: move in together, every single day, let's just say one day,

1098
00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:05,930
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm not, I can't have sex today. I

1099
00:45:05,930 --> 00:45:07,529
Speaker 1: just don't feel it. And so he's kind of like,

1100
00:45:07,610 --> 00:45:12,069
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, cool, whatever. There's six days left. Everything

1101
00:45:12,130 --> 00:45:13,700
Speaker 1: in you is going to be trying to ignore it,

1102
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: but you're going to be constantly thinking five out of

1103
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:19,700
Speaker 1: six days now. And you're going to feel forced to

1104
00:45:19,739 --> 00:45:21,860
Speaker 1: have sex to keep him happy. That's not right. I

1105
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,620
Speaker 1: actually know what she should do. What?

1106
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,380
Speaker 2: Don't talk about this anymore. Stop having sex with him

1107
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 2: and see.

1108
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: How he reacts.

1109
00:45:31,650 --> 00:45:35,029
Speaker 2: Because she actually, she loves him. See if he gets

1110
00:45:35,170 --> 00:45:37,610
Speaker 2: all short and snappy and see how much he values

1111
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:40,130
Speaker 2: sex in this relationship and see if he's actually in

1112
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:41,859
Speaker 2: love with you or not. And then if he brings

1113
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,299
Speaker 2: it up, I'll be like, oh, I haven't been feeling well.

1114
00:45:43,469 --> 00:45:44,060
Speaker 2: I don't want to fuck.

1115
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: And if he gets all like, oh, break up with him.

1116
00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:51,420
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon break up with him now. It's easier

1117
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: said than done for us to say break up right now.

1118
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,260
Speaker 2: But she needs to see it for herself.

1119
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon you got to break up with him now.

1120
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: Fuck that. It's not what you want in a relationship.

1121
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: That sounds crazy. Like genuinely, could you imagine me going

1122
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: to Beth's? I just think we should be having sex

1123
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: five out of seven days a week. If I said

1124
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: to you, I was like, I went up to Beth

1125
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,819
Speaker 1: and said that, you would be like, what are you

1126
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: talking about? You'd be wigging out.

1127
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what? It's got to come. We're trying

1128
00:46:17,739 --> 00:46:18,940
Speaker 2: to figure it out. It's got to come back to

1129
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:23,790
Speaker 2: like understanding of women. And he has zero understanding of

1130
00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:27,770
Speaker 2: your body and how women are. Yeah.

1131
00:46:28,510 --> 00:46:29,330
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good point.

1132
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:30,610
Speaker 2: Has he seen you on your period?

1133
00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:30,710
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1134
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,890
Speaker 2: Like... What women go through? Is he just like, oh, la-di-da,

1135
00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:35,630
Speaker 2: I wanna fuck.

1136
00:46:37,370 --> 00:46:40,390
Speaker 1: True. Hey, there's also, there's one week of the month where,

1137
00:46:40,830 --> 00:46:44,549
Speaker 1: unless he's keen to get all bloody, like, you guys

1138
00:46:44,590 --> 00:46:45,700
Speaker 1: aren't having sex for a week.

1139
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,100
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1140
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: And imagine if he's like, no, I'm keen to get bloody. Like,

1141
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I've definitely done it, but only when my

1142
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: girlfriend's been like, no, I want to.

1143
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,299
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's on her terms.

1144
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: By no means am I ever instigating sex while she's

1145
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,690
Speaker 1: on her period. I feel like that's, for some reason,

1146
00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:03,430
Speaker 1: I just feel like, That's crossing a boundary. I have

1147
00:47:03,489 --> 00:47:05,770
Speaker 1: no idea why. But I've only ever had sex with

1148
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:07,860
Speaker 1: Beth on her period if she instigates it.

1149
00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:09,009
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, 100%.

1150
00:47:09,010 --> 00:47:10,469
Speaker 1: I'm a big, like, chuck it out.

1151
00:47:11,270 --> 00:47:12,149
Speaker 2: She's like, but I'm waiting.

1152
00:47:12,190 --> 00:47:13,290
Speaker 1: I'm like, chuck it out. Yeah.

1153
00:47:13,450 --> 00:47:15,130
Speaker 2: I think she's got to be the one to say, like, oh,

1154
00:47:15,150 --> 00:47:16,290
Speaker 2: I'm on my period. Do you mind? I'm like, no,

1155
00:47:16,310 --> 00:47:18,250
Speaker 2: not at all. Yeah. Because I don't mind. Also, I'm

1156
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:18,810
Speaker 2: not being the one, like.

1157
00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: You're on your period. Let's do it. Oh, yeah. Actually,

1158
00:47:27,739 --> 00:47:33,330
Speaker 1: I have my own dilemma. Ooh. This morning... So actually,

1159
00:47:33,370 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: first of all, this morning, Beth calls me in to

1160
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: our room. She had a bad dream. I cheated on her.

1161
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me?

1162
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had to console. I said,

1163
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,620
Speaker 1: of course, that would never happen. That's silly. You know

1164
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: what she had to add in there too? She goes,

1165
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,410
Speaker 1: I caught you texting some ugly bitch. And I was like,

1166
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:52,569
Speaker 1: come on. Was she that bad? I got a pretty

1167
00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:58,790
Speaker 1: high standard. Anywho, anywho, anywho. And then after we joked

1168
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,780
Speaker 1: around and I consoled. And I won her back. Yes.

1169
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,219
Speaker 1: Henry was laying down on the bed and I was

1170
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,900
Speaker 1: kind of like cuddling him. And I was like, oh, hypothetically,

1171
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,219
Speaker 1: let's say we break up. And if that was to happen,

1172
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: she would take Henry and I would take Darcy, right?

1173
00:48:14,510 --> 00:48:16,270
Speaker 1: I was like, if you got a new man, do

1174
00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:22,190
Speaker 1: you reckon Henry would love him? Wait. Without taking a breath,

1175
00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:22,710
Speaker 1: she says, yeah.

1176
00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:24,930
Speaker 2: She didn't even have to think about it.

1177
00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: Without taking a breath, she's like, yeah. I was like,

1178
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,250
Speaker 1: first of all, You're supposed to say we're never going

1179
00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: to break up. First of all. And then second of all, lie.

1180
00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what you really think. It's like, what?

1181
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: Is that what you should do?

1182
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,060
Speaker 1: I was like, I may as well go die.

1183
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,290
Speaker 2: You should go print off a photo of you, Beth

1184
00:48:48,410 --> 00:48:50,509
Speaker 2: and Henry. Cut your face out and be like.

1185
00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:51,130
Speaker 1: There you go.

1186
00:48:53,410 --> 00:48:58,650
Speaker 2: I'll cut her face out. I was like, fuck, bro.

1187
00:48:59,739 --> 00:49:02,090
Speaker 1: Put your new man in there. So that's my dilemma.

1188
00:49:02,790 --> 00:49:04,210
Speaker 2: Should I give you some advice?

1189
00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:08,180
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Do I leave this heartless human?

1190
00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:12,299
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to do something.

1191
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: That's for sure. And who would she choose, huh? I

1192
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: need to find out who she would choose. Who would

1193
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:17,420
Speaker 1: she be with?

1194
00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:19,609
Speaker 2: Yeah Maybe she thinks Like if you broke up Like

1195
00:49:20,170 --> 00:49:26,850
Speaker 2: she'd upgrade Mate So like obviously Henry Who would love

1196
00:49:26,870 --> 00:49:27,890
Speaker 2: He would love Henry.

1197
00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: You need to find someone That's Loves dogs Tell you

1198
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: that much Ah.

1199
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,069
Speaker 2: The thing that gets me Is like We've talked about

1200
00:49:36,090 --> 00:49:38,219
Speaker 2: it before There's a time and a place For a

1201
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: white lie Mm Oh, yeah.

1202
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: Big fan of White Lies.

1203
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: Maybe you should get her like a.

1204
00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:45,450
Speaker 1: And then you know what? Actually, I told her White

1205
00:49:45,469 --> 00:49:47,730
Speaker 1: Lie right after that because she goes, you know what

1206
00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:49,690
Speaker 1: I do know is if we broke up and you

1207
00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:52,170
Speaker 1: got a new girlfriend, Darcy wouldn't love her. And then

1208
00:49:52,210 --> 00:49:54,190
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, obviously not. But I'll tell you

1209
00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:56,660
Speaker 1: one thing right fucking now. With enough time, she definitely would.

1210
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,260
Speaker 2: She's a dog.

1211
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: She would definitely love her.

1212
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:05,020
Speaker 2: You should get, like, remember those books, those yellow books,

1213
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: it was like lying for dummies?

1214
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,220
Speaker 1: Yes. White lies for dummies.

1215
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 2: Do you know that convo we had this morning?

1216
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1217
00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:12,930
Speaker 2: It's a time and a place lie.

1218
00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:13,390
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1219
00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:14,730
Speaker 2: My feelings matter sometimes.

1220
00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:18,290
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? Yeah. You're on. You're on.

1221
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: Baddies, it is time for comments. If you want to

1222
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,420
Speaker 2: get a comment read, you know what to do by now.

1223
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,620
Speaker 2: Simply comment on the episode you are listening to. I've

1224
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:34,410
Speaker 2: got Spotify where we talked about the bed divider. Ren said,

1225
00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:39,910
Speaker 2: have you guys thought about a retractable tennis net type

1226
00:50:39,969 --> 00:50:41,990
Speaker 2: vibe on the headboard or something?

1227
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:42,850
Speaker 1: Actually, yes.

1228
00:50:43,030 --> 00:50:44,670
Speaker 2: Lots of love from South Africa.

1229
00:50:45,070 --> 00:50:48,930
Speaker 1: Actually, good question. And yes, we have. The way I

1230
00:50:48,989 --> 00:50:52,210
Speaker 1: explained it was you can get these like baby gates

1231
00:50:52,330 --> 00:50:54,260
Speaker 1: that you put at the top of your stairs. that

1232
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,670
Speaker 1: like they're made of wood or plastic, but like you

1233
00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:58,410
Speaker 1: push them in and it's almost like an accordion.

1234
00:50:58,469 --> 00:50:58,770
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1235
00:50:58,910 --> 00:51:00,710
Speaker 1: And so I thought you could have one of them

1236
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,149
Speaker 1: on the bed head that you just kind of grab

1237
00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:04,169
Speaker 1: onto and throw down to the end of the bed

1238
00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:07,650
Speaker 1: and you're fully divided, but just no one's going to

1239
00:51:07,670 --> 00:51:07,870
Speaker 1: buy that.

1240
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:09,950
Speaker 2: They make like fly screens like that too. Yes.

1241
00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:10,910
Speaker 1: Correct.

1242
00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:12,630
Speaker 2: I actually had a great idea for it. So you

1243
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,570
Speaker 2: know how we like locked in the sort of ratchet strap?

1244
00:51:16,690 --> 00:51:18,730
Speaker 2: What about like, it didn't come to us then, but

1245
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:23,169
Speaker 2: like a padded pillow ratchet strap. So instead of having

1246
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:25,790
Speaker 2: rope as a ratchet, it's like, so the ratchet's probably

1247
00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:28,810
Speaker 2: underneath it and then on top is this pillow-like thing

1248
00:51:29,450 --> 00:51:31,590
Speaker 2: and you ratchet it down and then pillow's there in

1249
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: the middle for sexy time and then it's also a

1250
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,700
Speaker 2: ratchet so you're not going anywhere. Locks the doona or duvet.

1251
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 3: In.

1252
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,290
Speaker 1: We're getting places. This is what brainstorming sessions are about. Yes.

1253
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: This is why we do them. Yes, it is. And

1254
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,739
Speaker 1: you get more than one mind in for this type

1255
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:50,910
Speaker 1: of thing. All right. I've got YouTube from Quartz Draws.

1256
00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:51,890
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?

1257
00:51:52,870 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh, we've clinked some clorts in this house, lol. That's

1258
00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: about clinkers. That was about the clinkers.

1259
00:51:59,140 --> 00:51:59,660
Speaker 2: You said, yeah.

1260
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: So it says, oh, we've clinked some clorts in this house, lol.

1261
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 2: What's clorts?

1262
00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't exactly know what she means, but I assume

1263
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,299
Speaker 1: she's just said, I've thought with my clit.

1264
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,020
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1265
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,230
Speaker 1: Because we were talking about whether or not. So guys

1266
00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:16,500
Speaker 1: think with their little head or whatever. Women got to be. Oh,

1267
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: she's just saying that she's thought with a vagina before.

1268
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,140
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been clinking.

1269
00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:21,020
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's clinked before. What's a clink?

1270
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:21,739
Speaker 2: We didn't use the word clink.

1271
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: She's definitely clinked some.

1272
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,380
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's clinked some things. What's a clink? Yeah, sounds

1273
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: like clinked.

1274
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: We've clinked some clanks.

1275
00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:31,219
Speaker 2: Clinky clanks.

1276
00:52:31,969 --> 00:52:35,810
Speaker 1: Anywho, if you're a clinker, hand up in the comments.

1277
00:52:36,170 --> 00:52:38,089
Speaker 2: Baddies, it's time for one of you to sign off

1278
00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:41,230
Speaker 2: the episode. The link will be in the description. Jake, today,

1279
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,590
Speaker 2: who are we going to call?

1280
00:52:42,830 --> 00:52:43,990
Speaker 1: Emma. Hello.

1281
00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:48,710
Speaker 2: Hello, is that Emma? Hello, is that Emma?

1282
00:52:51,910 --> 00:52:56,509
Speaker 1: Hello? Yeah. Is that Emma? Yes, it is. Ah, Emma,

1283
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:58,469
Speaker 1: it's Jake and Odi from the Relatables podcast. How's it going?

1284
00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:00,890
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm good. How are you?

1285
00:53:00,910 --> 00:53:03,410
Speaker 1: Very good. Very good. Thank you for picking up.

1286
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:04,190
Speaker 2: Can you hear me, Emma?

1287
00:53:05,170 --> 00:53:06,650
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, you dropped out for a second, but I

1288
00:53:06,670 --> 00:53:08,230
Speaker 3: can hear you now.

1289
00:53:08,290 --> 00:53:09,570
Speaker 2: You just like Jake better than me.

1290
00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:10,750
Speaker 1: I thought you were just ignoring Odi.

1291
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:11,330
Speaker 2: No way.

1292
00:53:11,410 --> 00:53:19,630
Speaker 3: How's your day been? Yeah, I've been to the gym.

1293
00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:22,110
Speaker 3: I've got some things done. It's been very productive, actually.

1294
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:23,890
Speaker 1: Nice, nice. Do you know why we're calling?

1295
00:53:25,090 --> 00:53:28,610
Speaker 3: To sign off an episode? Yeah.

1296
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: What have you got for us? Anything good? Ooh.

1297
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:36,299
Speaker 3: I have a quote, actually. I have one written down.

1298
00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,100
Speaker 3: Let me grab it.

1299
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,219
Speaker 2: There you go.

1300
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,030
Speaker 3: Where are we?

1301
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,020
Speaker 1: It is....

1302
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:51,380
Speaker 3: Don't let your smile change. Wait, let me restart that.

1303
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 3: Don't let the world change your smile. Let your smile

1304
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 3: change the world.

1305
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,980
Speaker 1: That's a banger. That's probably the best one we've had

1306
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:00,940
Speaker 1: for a while.

1307
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,780
Speaker 2: I like that quote, Emma.

1308
00:54:05,430 --> 00:54:06,550
Speaker 1: That's really good.

1309
00:54:06,570 --> 00:54:08,390
Speaker 2: Just be out here smiling.

1310
00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:10,310
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you.

1311
00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:11,350
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Emma.

1312
00:54:11,930 --> 00:54:13,950
Speaker 1: Have a good rest of your afternoon.

1313
00:54:14,930 --> 00:54:15,390
Speaker 3: You too.

1314
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:20,260
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys. Thank you very much. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Dang,

1315
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: that was a cool one. Don't let the world.

1316
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 2: Change your smile.

1317
00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:25,500
Speaker 1: Don't let your smile change the world.

1318
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 2: All you're really saying is I'm smiling a lot. Smile

1319
00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 2: ear to ear, and I'll say, stay bad. I hate

1320
00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,460
Speaker 2: smiling when I'm not happy.

1321
00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:41,049
Speaker 1: Why aren't you happy? Oh, actually, it's not true. I'm happy.

1322
00:54:41,090 --> 00:54:42,950
Speaker 1: I hate smiling when it's not, like, brought on.

1323
00:54:43,190 --> 00:54:43,450
Speaker 3: True.

1324
00:54:43,469 --> 00:54:45,450
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say that. What do you

1325
00:54:45,469 --> 00:54:45,810
Speaker 1: want me to say?

1326
00:54:46,870 --> 00:54:47,410
Speaker 2: We love you.

1327
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,069
Speaker 1: Oh, stay mad.