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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: Monday morning, and there was a notable absence in the

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Speaker 2: studio here, which just meant that Whipper and Sarah could

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Speaker 2: do the fun subjects for once.

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Speaker 1: Did you get injured while getting it on?

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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 1: Were you injured in the throes of passion? All right? Alright, alright?

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Speaker 2: We then got some of the most carefully told stories

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Speaker 2: in the history of radio. Things were getting a bit physical,

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Speaker 2: and all of a sudden there was a out a

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Speaker 2: week sensation, and then all of a sudden there was

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Speaker 2: some part around and I figured, I think it must

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Speaker 2: have been me, So sure enough I had to get

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Speaker 2: some band aids.

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Speaker 1: Daniel, I'm nervous to ask.

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Speaker 3: I'm nervous to ask what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be nervous too if Sarah said something like.

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Speaker 1: This, You can break it, can't you. God, Guys, I

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Speaker 1: thought Halloween was last week. Thanks for sharing.

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Speaker 2: And not having Fitsy on the show on Monday meant

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Speaker 2: that Whipper had to talk even.

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Speaker 1: More than usual. That was terrible English, which is not

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Speaker 1: a great thing for him. They had quite a traumama tremendous, no, tremonstuous, tumultuous.

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Speaker 3: They had quite a tremonthius tumultuous, demetrious.

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Speaker 1: Things were rocky demetrious. That was terrible.

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Speaker 2: English were Fitzy back on board for Tuesday? Welcome back,

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Speaker 2: Ryan James. How is the throat?

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Speaker 1: The voice?

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit croaky this morning we could.

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Speaker 1: Get back to the serious subjects. I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: talking about naked cruises.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure we can rely on these guys to

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Speaker 2: handle this subjects with sensitivity.

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Speaker 1: What happens when it comes to dinner time though? The

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Speaker 1: drugs are on the table.

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Speaker 3: As if you're eaten some jazz crackers and stuff and

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Speaker 3: some cheese.

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Speaker 1: On the boat.

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Speaker 3: There is also a very fine line when applying sunscreen

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Speaker 3: to a member, I would have thought, because it could

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Speaker 3: look really seedy.

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Speaker 1: Applying sunscreat for the last half that is such a basic,

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Speaker 1: hey brilliance to put it on. But okay, I promise

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Speaker 1: onto some cleaner material.

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Speaker 2: Now you m want to notice that Fizzy's voice isn't

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Speaker 2: crush this way creepy and he's meant to be resting

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Speaker 2: it during the show.

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Speaker 1: But free bag and what do you remember?

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Speaker 3: Though he's got no voice, but we'll happily sing free bagging.

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Speaker 1: How did you lose it in the end, oh talking

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Speaker 1: about it?

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Speaker 3: Free bag, Tom Petty, Free bag.

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Speaker 2: And he'll also reserve his voice for Ben name ideas

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Speaker 2: You and your partner should be getting intimate two to

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Speaker 2: three times a week.

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Speaker 3: It provides mental and physical health benefits and hormone regulation.

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Speaker 1: Hormone regulation. Name for a band, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: You didn't get in early and got tickets to hormone regulation?

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Speaker 1: I missed out. To be fair though, it was one

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Speaker 1: of his better ideas. I've been writing down names for.

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Speaker 2: Bands, mates rates, the Caulder sacks, cops acts that we're

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Speaker 2: all just thanking our lucky stars. That Fitz is not

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Speaker 2: in a band. There's been a lot of James Cordon

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Speaker 2: chat recently, James.

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Speaker 1: Cordon's wife has removed her.

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Speaker 2: Wedding ring and Whipper gave us this breaking news.

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Speaker 3: I heard what happened. It was a similar situation to

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Speaker 3: the restaurant, except his wife was making the eggs and

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Speaker 3: he yelled at her.

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Speaker 2: Now where would have Whipper got inspiration for that story?

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Speaker 1: I thought, Heaven, baby, do you know what it's worth?

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Speaker 1: Eggs on toast? Is heaven on Earth? Did you put

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Speaker 1: salt on it?

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Speaker 3: Love?

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Speaker 1: You? Are you alright with yeah, hey James Cordon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, First off, nice rollneck is right, Okay, calm down.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about being mentioned in the same

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Speaker 2: sentence as Michael Whipley?

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Speaker 1: I just find it incredibly embarrassing. Understandable and how's cats too?

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Speaker 1: Coming along? We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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Speaker 3: Me hungry.

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Speaker 2: And on the subject of eggs, if you ever want

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Speaker 2: one separated, Whipper's got you fully covered.

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Speaker 3: What you do is you crack the egg and if

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Speaker 3: you just hold it, the white will run out and

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Speaker 3: the yolk will remain in the shell.

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Speaker 1: You drained it out of them.

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Speaker 3: You crack the egg and you don't fully open the

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Speaker 3: eggains caught the white.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. It's okay mate.

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Speaker 2: At least you know what eggs actually are, unlike someone

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Speaker 2: else on the scene.

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Speaker 1: Don't all eggs have the ability maybe chicken fertilized, aren't

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Speaker 1: they all? It's just that we grab some early while

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Speaker 1: they're just still.

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Speaker 3: In No, if you leave an egg on the ground

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Speaker 3: and don't pick it up, it's not going to hatch.

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Speaker 1: The more you know, why why why.

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Speaker 2: Thursday rolled around? And guess what? Fitzy was gone again?

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Speaker 1: What about best mint of down, which left Whipple with

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Speaker 1: a bit more heavy lifting to do. Is it chlorine?

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Speaker 2: It's chlorine speaking, and he's had to make up for

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Speaker 2: Fitzy's absence with some extra oversharing.

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Speaker 3: I only wear one particular type of underpants. I can

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Speaker 3: get the elastic and just tuck the muffin top into

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Speaker 3: the underpants, and all of a.

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Speaker 1: Sudden you feel ten kgs lighter.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I'm the only one that cares.

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Speaker 1: What gave you that vibe?

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Speaker 2: And getting very distracted by the music that we play

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Speaker 2: on the station.

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Speaker 3: Harry styles music for a sushi restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand the name of it. Well,

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Speaker 1: music to play in the sushi restaurant, I get that, bitch,

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Speaker 1: how much more.

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Speaker 2: Meaning music for a sushi restaurant?

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Speaker 1: And with FITZI finally gone. We got it.

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Speaker 3: Professionally because someone else turned up to thirty three Cylinder

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Speaker 3: Street and said I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: It's rossa, Welcome to the fow. The question is really

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Speaker 1: come back? Who wasted no time getting pretty chummy with

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Speaker 1: our listeners?

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Speaker 3: Sure in a ashfield?

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Speaker 1: How did you make money as a kid? But I'll

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Speaker 1: just wait for council clean up.

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Speaker 3: Find anything that's worth it than chock it on Facebook marketplaces.

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Speaker 3: I'll meet up at Bunning.

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Speaker 1: Sashfield at the car park, so I don't know where

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Speaker 1: I live or anything. You should take out selling speed

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Speaker 1: with that sort of.

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Speaker 2: Share and selling bog and dust down Bunning Sashfield. Saturday

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Speaker 2: mornings we get a bag and get a sausage and.

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Speaker 1: On that night sure when you dirty dog. I'll see

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Speaker 1: you guys next week. You're listening to the Fitzi and

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