Speaker 1: Quick getting every day adelaides, don't do this that pot
Speaker 1: and you're absolutely all over this, soir congratulations in advance.
Speaker 2: How many kids do women need to have to avoid extinction?
Speaker 2: It's a new study. It's been revealed that a number
Speaker 2: of children each woman needs to have has increased from
Speaker 2: two point one to two point seven.
Speaker 3: Trying to say, if us women don't pull our fingers out,
Speaker 3: we're all going to die.
Speaker 2: Yes, start having more kids. Stop being lazy.
Speaker 4: That's a joke, all right, that is a joke.
Speaker 2: In many high income nations, the actual average hobbs around
Speaker 2: one point five or even lower. This is due to
Speaker 2: neglect or irresponsibility. Reflects the realities people face today. Rising
Speaker 2: living cost, unstable housing, lack of accessible childcare, and demanding
Speaker 2: careers have turned parenthood into a luxury or a long
Speaker 2: term goal rather than an assumed part of life. That
Speaker 2: is one hundred percent, it feels like that with the
Speaker 2: cost of living.
Speaker 5: At the moment, afford to have kids.
Speaker 4: Yes, when you hear.
Speaker 2: Some of statistics that it costs hundreds and hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousand dollars to raise a child. Yeah, and people all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, when you sit in there being like
Speaker 2: well it is as it was back decades ago.
Speaker 5: No, I know.
Speaker 3: It's so damn expensive, isn't it, especially when you factor
Speaker 3: in schooling, And then if you want to go down
Speaker 3: the private schooling path, ridiculous, ridiculous dollars.
Speaker 4: Really expensive stuff.
Speaker 2: Maybe you just want to say some coin and just
Speaker 2: get the little fellow home schooled.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? What could go wrong
Speaker 4: with that?
Speaker 5: Imagine you homeschooling your children.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, considering it, it has risen now
Speaker 2: to two point one to two point seven. If I
Speaker 2: have two kids and then the other kid is two
Speaker 2: point seven, maybe I need to keep him home to homeschooling.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Right now, he's only three quarters of a person exactly.
Speaker 3: And even you can't do that because you can't do
Speaker 3: the maths.
Speaker 4: Sorry, you're going to have to google it. My almost
Speaker 4: their son.
Speaker 3: A couple of Adelaide team's got it done on the weekend,
Speaker 3: didn't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they certainly did. Crows twov three got the job done. Yep,
Speaker 2: nice work, boys, Do or die for Port Adelaide and
Speaker 2: Canberra against the Giants got it done. Congrats guys. What
Speaker 2: about your thunderbirds? They would have cleaned up the cellar dwellers.
Speaker 2: That is, the Giants surely.
Speaker 3: Took on the bottom placed team in the Giants. The
Speaker 3: Giants have only had one other win this year and
Speaker 3: that was against the Thunderbirds. So we were sitting in
Speaker 3: fourth and now I think we slip away.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Would you say in netball terms that the Giants just
Speaker 2: match up really well against the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 3: They played really well. You can't take that away from them.
Speaker 3: They actually played really really well in the last couple
Speaker 3: of weeks. I've been to Sydney to watch the Thunderbirds
Speaker 3: and then I Drew drove back from Middleton to watch
Speaker 3: them on Sunday.
Speaker 5: So I've done some calculations.
Speaker 3: That's one thy three hundred and seventy three kilometers there
Speaker 3: and back to Sydney, plus eighty kilometers there and back.
Speaker 3: I've traveled two thy nine hundred kilometers to watch two losses.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm the problem.
Speaker 4: Do you know what's going to hurt for even more?
Speaker 6: What's that?
Speaker 2: You're the bad omen You're the reason that tea birds
Speaker 2: keep losing.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why we lost on the weekend because
Speaker 3: we couldn't sing a sink a two point super shot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we had one for the whole game.
Speaker 3: Which was no, they had a couple, to be fair,
Speaker 3: But there was a little girl at halftime who I
Speaker 3: think was from Kangaroo Island and there was a massive
Speaker 3: country carnival on the weekend.
Speaker 5: And guess what happened.
Speaker 3: Because you know that weather was so bad late last week,
Speaker 3: they stopped the ferry, so there was a mad scramble
Speaker 3: to get all these young netballers from Kangaroo Island over
Speaker 3: to Adelaide.
Speaker 5: And guess what happened.
Speaker 3: A couple of farmers from Kangaroo Island chipped in with
Speaker 3: their private planes to fly these little girls over so
Speaker 3: they could participate in the country carnival.
Speaker 5: Oh that's nice, isn't that cute?
Speaker 4: I didn't know that there's a bunch of farmers with
Speaker 4: private planes.
Speaker 6: No, who a you?
Speaker 5: But that's the thing.
Speaker 3: But anyway, one of the little girls had a shot
Speaker 3: at halftime outside the circle for a thoul dollars and
Speaker 3: nailed it. So Sun Ofbirds have signed her up, which
Speaker 3: is good even moving forward.
Speaker 4: She gets a game this weekend. That's nice against the Firebirds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was a tiny bit disappointed, but we'll
Speaker 3: bounce back. Don't worry about that, got no problem there. Also,
Speaker 3: well done to MND the Big Freeze number eleven. Oh,
Speaker 3: they've raised about one hundred and fifteen million dollars to
Speaker 3: find a cure for this insidious disease.
Speaker 4: Did you see the sliders go down? Did your favorite?
Speaker 5: Who was yours?
Speaker 4: Decros? Any want?
Speaker 2: Wh gets dressed up full in the joke uniform? It
Speaker 2: always goes down an absolute treat.
Speaker 5: Okay, it was Alyssa Heely for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she dressed up as Sharon strezleki Aka in a
Speaker 3: tribute to Magna Sabanskish.
Speaker 5: She had all of it so well done.
Speaker 3: And even on Friday night here at the Adelaide Oval,
Speaker 3: just every second person was wearing one of the Blue beanies.
Speaker 5: So they do a magnificent job.
Speaker 3: And I think the federal government shipped in another four
Speaker 3: million yesterday, so hopefully, hopefully a cure is around the
Speaker 3: cour It's fantastic. The following segment is the mature audiences
Speaker 3: only and may contain how to all content, graphic language,
Speaker 3: and nudity, not that you'll see it is easily offended.
Speaker 5: Well, you're about to find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 2: He's only your money, Jody and six, not upset of one.
Speaker 4: So say it a thousand times.
Speaker 2: You've got to be so careful when you're looking things
Speaker 2: for self pleasure.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I man? You've gotta be so careful.
Speaker 4: Jas okay, so so very good.
Speaker 5: Have to elaborate.
Speaker 2: A thirty four year old Brisbane man was rushed to
Speaker 2: the emerging department late on a Saturday night after experiencing
Speaker 2: extreme burning and swelling during a solo session gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 2: He had mistakenly used a lemon scented multi purpose bathroom
Speaker 2: cleaner as a lubricant. If I had a nickel for
Speaker 2: every time sort of stuff popped up on my desk.
Speaker 6: Oh Man.
Speaker 2: He said, it was next to the tissues and it
Speaker 2: had a pump top, and I thought it was one
Speaker 2: of those fancy hand gels. According to the attending er nurse,
Speaker 2: she said, the chemicals in that clean or designed will
Speaker 2: move hard water stain some tile grout. Human skin, especially
Speaker 2: sensitive areas, are not tile grouts, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Look, he got some pretty solid internet feedback
Speaker 2: as well. If one person said at least it was
Speaker 2: lemon fresh, another person said Finally, there's dead cleaning every crack.
Speaker 2: Another person said he misunderstood what multi purpose meant. In conclusion,
Speaker 2: the man, who asked not to be named, but admitting
Speaker 2: my mates are going to find out anyway, said he'll
Speaker 2: now be using only approved products and reading the label first,
Speaker 2: and when asked what lesson he learned, he simply said,
Speaker 2: just because it's slippery doesn't mean it's safe. Joe's here's
Speaker 2: a stab for you, and you're absolutely all over this,
Speaker 2: So congratulations in advance. How many kids do women need
Speaker 2: to have to avoid extinction? It's a new study to
Speaker 2: be revealed that the number of children each woman needs
Speaker 2: to have has increased from two pin point one to
Speaker 2: two point seven.
Speaker 3: Trying to say, if us women don't pull our fingers out,
Speaker 3: we're all going to die.
Speaker 2: Yes, start having more kids. Stop being lazy.
Speaker 4: That's a joke, all right, That is a joke.
Speaker 2: In many high income nations, the actual average hovers around
Speaker 2: one point five or even lower. This is due to
Speaker 2: neglect or irresponsibility. Reflects the realities people face today. Rising
Speaker 2: living cost, unstable housing, lack of accessible childcare, and demanding
Speaker 2: careers have turned parenthood into a luxury or a long
Speaker 2: term goal rather than an assumed part of life. That
Speaker 2: is one hundred percent that it feels like that with
Speaker 2: the cost of living at the moment.
Speaker 5: Just people can't afford to have kids.
Speaker 2: Yes, when you hear some of statistics that it costs
Speaker 2: hundreds and hundreds of thousand dollars to raise a child. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and people all of a sudden when you sit in
Speaker 2: there being like, well it is as it was back
Speaker 2: decades ago.
Speaker 3: No, I know, it's so damn expensive, isn't it, especially
Speaker 3: when you factor in schooling. Then if you want to
Speaker 3: go down the private schooling path, ridiculous, ridiculous dollars.
Speaker 4: Really expensive stuff.
Speaker 2: Maybe you just want to say some coin and just
Speaker 2: get the little fellow home school.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? What could go wrong
Speaker 4: with that?
Speaker 5: Imagine you homeschooling your children.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, considering it, it has risen now
Speaker 2: to two point one to two point seven. If I
Speaker 2: have two kids and then the other kid is two
Speaker 2: point seven, maybe I need to keep him home to homeschooling.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Right now, he's only three quarters of a person exactly,
Speaker 3: And even you can't do that because you can't do
Speaker 3: the maths.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're gonna have to google it. My almost their son.
Speaker 6: Job job.
Speaker 2: That is a good job, Jody and hazes Monday Morning
Speaker 2: Joke Off. So when the Monday Morning Joke Off signed
Speaker 2: its contract, it was like, well do I get public
Speaker 2: holidays off?
Speaker 4: And we're like yes, would you need to come in
Speaker 4: the following day?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So here it is. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought it had win, but not here. We are here,
Speaker 3: we are Would you like me to go first? Because
Speaker 3: mine's a little bit blue?
Speaker 2: Okay, Queen of the Blue Jodeyodia, what do you go?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: An old man went for an exam at his GP
Speaker 3: just to check that everything was okay, to healthy, et cetera,
Speaker 3: and his wife came with him. The doctor asked for
Speaker 3: a yurine sample, a blood sample, a fecal sample, and
Speaker 3: a sperm sample. His wife turned to women and said,
Speaker 3: just give the doctor your underwear.
Speaker 4: They're barry. We get to that stage of our lives
Speaker 4: that we all right?
Speaker 5: Who wants to go next?
Speaker 4: You smile? We got we got flame.
Speaker 7: I was shockeduring in the papers today that a short
Speaker 7: person had been pick pocketed, So I thought to myself,
Speaker 7: how did they stoop that blow.
Speaker 2: On all right, bring us let's see, let's see how
Speaker 2: we go. So also Joe's we're in the same sort
Speaker 2: of bracket. Here, a man visited his doctor and he
Speaker 2: said to the doctor, I need a double dose of viagra.
Speaker 2: The doctor said, no, I'm looking, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: do it. The man asked, well why not. The doc said,
Speaker 2: because it's not safe. The man pleaded with the doctor,
Speaker 2: saying he really really needed it. The doctor asked him why.
Speaker 2: The man said, well, a bit.
Speaker 4: Of a dirty bird. This spoke too.
Speaker 2: By the way, he said, my girlfriend is coming into
Speaker 2: town on Friday, My ex wife is coming in on Saturday.
Speaker 2: My wife is returning on Sunday. Can't you see I
Speaker 2: need a double dose of viagra? Do you catch my drip? Finally,
Speaker 2: the doctor lente, but said he needed to check him
Speaker 2: on Monday to see if he had any side effects
Speaker 2: from the double dose of viagra. Monday, the man dragged
Speaker 2: himself in with his arm and his sling. The doctor asked,
Speaker 2: what happened to you? He said, well, no one showed up.
Speaker 2: Explain the joke for us. Please produce the Mollie, the
Speaker 2: vision that is emerging and everything that's happening in the
Speaker 2: States right now.
Speaker 4: Ari the LA Rights is really really.
Speaker 3: Alarming, unbelievable scenes over there, and we're going to cross
Speaker 3: a live to downtown LA with Miley Hogan from Channel seven.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Miley, Good morning. What the heck is going
Speaker 5: on over there?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have to say today it's been more calm
Speaker 8: than the scenes we saw yesterday. Those protests in pockets
Speaker 8: did dissent into chaos and destruction. We saw people lighting
Speaker 8: those wayboad those self driving cars off the fire, clashes
Speaker 8: with police, tear gas fired demonstrators, and fireworks fired at
Speaker 8: police officers. So a lot of chaos and tensions between
Speaker 8: law enforcement and protesters who were protesting against Donald Trump's
Speaker 8: immigration crackdown.
Speaker 2: Mike, we're saying, so we'll get to Trump in a second,
Speaker 2: but we're seeing the vision of the reporter that got
Speaker 2: shot at with rubber boots. How are you feeling about
Speaker 2: the situation? Are you addressing this sort of stuff? Are
Speaker 2: you feeling safe?
Speaker 8: I do feel safe. I will say these situations can
Speaker 8: change very quickly, very rapidly. It is part of the
Speaker 8: job unfortunately sometimes that these things may happen. But I
Speaker 8: do feel safe. I have the I put it on
Speaker 8: when I feel I need to put it on. But
Speaker 8: these situations are unpredictable and you just need to make
Speaker 8: sure that you're keeping as much eye and awareness out
Speaker 8: as you possibly can. I mean that vision. I have
Speaker 8: seen it as well, and I do think that it
Speaker 8: is was very difficult.
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 8: That was really avoidable for her it or it will
Speaker 8: have to be investigated. I believe that's probably what will happen.
Speaker 3: So this is all in response to Donald Trump's arson
Speaker 3: customs enforcement raids.
Speaker 5: What is the feeling on the ground.
Speaker 3: What is the general feeling of the public in America
Speaker 3: at the moment.
Speaker 8: Well, we're talking about California here, and there's a huge
Speaker 8: immigration immigrant population here, and people are more on the
Speaker 8: side of people being allowed to live here. There's a
Speaker 8: lot of first generations, second generation immigrants, and I was
Speaker 8: chatting to a lot of the protests here who are
Speaker 8: first second, third generation, who was saying they are upset
Speaker 8: and angry about this, and that they want their people,
Speaker 8: their community to feel safe, to be able to go
Speaker 8: to work, go to church, drop their kids at school,
Speaker 8: and not be afraid that they're going to be picked
Speaker 8: up by ice in one of these tweets. Donald Trump
Speaker 8: did say they were going to go after hard and criminals,
Speaker 8: and a lot of people are looking at this as
Speaker 8: a tactic. They were going through a hardware store, so
Speaker 8: it feels like they're coming after the everyday people who
Speaker 8: are suspected of being undocumented legal immigrants, and has definitely
Speaker 8: sucked a lot of fear in this community, which has
Speaker 8: led to these mass protests.
Speaker 3: Marley, it doesn't look like this situation will improve anytime soon.
Speaker 3: So we sent him the National Guard, and now he's
Speaker 3: talking about more reinforcements.
Speaker 8: That was an extraordinary move for him to do that
Speaker 8: in the first place, go above the governor and send
Speaker 8: in those troops, and that is what has s well.
Speaker 8: That is what the governor is blaming Trump for escalating
Speaker 8: this violence. What we're seeing now, though, is whether or
Speaker 8: not Donald Trump will send in marine. Has been reported
Speaker 8: by our MBC affiliates that around seven hundreds have been mobilized.
Speaker 8: It's unclear exactly at this stage what that means, whether
Speaker 8: they will remain on standby or whether we'll see them
Speaker 8: on the streets of Los Angeles, but certainly from the
Speaker 8: governor and from the Los Angeles there they are saying
Speaker 8: that that will only increase tensions here in downtown Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Moley Hogan from Channel seven on the ground in LA,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for your time and stay safe.
Speaker 6: I suppose thank you.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 4: We love this say.
Speaker 2: It's called songs, a song, song song. It's a nice
Speaker 2: little game we play. There's a bunch of songs or captualized.
Speaker 2: We've got to get some for the listener. We have
Speaker 2: fun in the process, and someone's calls a Wallace Cinema
Speaker 2: family pass.
Speaker 3: You make it sound so wholesome when it's really not.
Speaker 5: It's anything fun.
Speaker 4: It is wholesome.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's go to Nick from Christie's Beach.
Speaker 4: Good morning Nick, Hi, Good morning Jordy.
Speaker 5: J Nick, you're on my team. I'm really sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Nick.
Speaker 2: Believe didn't you get I think you got three first mate,
Speaker 2: and you chose Jody. So take us through that selection process.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: Patristian from Holding Hill, You've got me. How are you, matey?
Speaker 1: How you going.
Speaker 3: The hits and throwbacks or pestraalize we have to guess
Speaker 3: title and artists.
Speaker 5: Are you good to go?
Speaker 4: Yes? All right, very good. Here we go.
Speaker 9: First one, tough from me, pretty basic core progression. You
Speaker 9: might need to wait to get into it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 3: That is Last Friday Night by Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: God damn it, what a start from Jody.
Speaker 4: I saw this coming.
Speaker 5: Is so shocked right now.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's one who moll is going for. Not the
Speaker 4: first person.
Speaker 5: Okay, well maybe if you didn't carry on like a peanuts.
Speaker 4: I didn't carry on like a peanut.
Speaker 5: She would want to batch you.
Speaker 7: Josh and I Boss, Josh, We're just out in the
Speaker 7: airlock trying to figure out what that song was. We
Speaker 7: thought it was so hard, and I said to Josh,
Speaker 7: there's no way che.
Speaker 4: Surprised.
Speaker 2: Second song you're ready to Joe's for the Wind. I
Speaker 2: don't have a clue, does it?
Speaker 5: But I said I didn't.
Speaker 4: I what's up? Jelly roll? Liar?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 6: Well, so.
Speaker 5: Someone else.
Speaker 4: That was old school. That was the old school that went.
Speaker 5: I regressed to what I used to do.
Speaker 2: I had so many victories last year from you just
Speaker 2: blurting it out after I'd say I put my buzzer
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm so rattle. I'm nervous. It's one a piece. Hey,
Speaker 4: feeling Jade, You're nervous.
Speaker 5: I feel great, here we go. That is put a
Speaker 5: ring on it by Beyonce.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not that's not okay, hazy.
Speaker 5: Single Ladies by Beyonce.
Speaker 2: It's Beyonce single Ladies old school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing yourself.
Speaker 5: But I said it after I said the other one.
Speaker 4: You can't say it after you say the wrong answer.
Speaker 3: Boss Josh, Boss Josh, come on, can you intervene here?
Speaker 5: I got it for all intents and purposes.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, against all popular opinion, man speak, you lost joke.
Speaker 5: Let the man speak, thank you.
Speaker 2: It does actually say in the title single Ladies in
Speaker 2: brackets put a ring on.
Speaker 4: It's not a win. That's not a win.
Speaker 2: It's not called put a ring on it. It's called
Speaker 2: single ladies. The brackets are there, can't put a ring
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do not be a baby.
Speaker 4: Here's what we can do.
Speaker 2: We can try and find a new song, or we
Speaker 2: can probably have a drawl because you actually got it wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you want to do, Boss Josh?
Speaker 3: And I said, I said put a ring on it,
Speaker 3: single Ladies, but I just did it in reverse order.
Speaker 4: No, you didn't you put you said put a ring
Speaker 4: on it? And then you went ah. And then when
Speaker 4: it was my turn to guess, you jumped in and said, single, ladies,
Speaker 4: I think this will be the weekly debate tomorrow. Perhaps.
Speaker 4: Do you know what Nick and Tristan? I think you
Speaker 4: both win? Oh good one guys, Okay, what a journey?
Speaker 4: A journey? Oh corrupt JODI's back. You can't blurt it
Speaker 4: out after you've got the wrong.
Speaker 5: I think let's go back to the tape. Then I said.
Speaker 4: That chance, should we go back to the tape? Should
Speaker 4: we go back to the tape?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: We should?
Speaker 4: Okay, audio go Todd, you get some work today.
Speaker 3: It's not enough that you're you're winning eleven eight. You
Speaker 3: have to be such a baby.
Speaker 4: You got a point, there's twelve nine.
Speaker 6: You need to know. I need to know now. I
Speaker 6: need to know.
Speaker 10: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know what news today is.
Speaker 5: What you need to know, what you need to know?
Speaker 3: With Jody and Asy, you were just listening to songs,
Speaker 3: a song song song. You would have heard some examples
Speaker 3: of really bad sportsmanship.
Speaker 5: On her part, both of our behalfs. Probably did you
Speaker 5: catch Arena Sabalanka on.
Speaker 2: The Wakendna Sableanca got absolutely or shoulding your pants.
Speaker 4: But she went down the Cocoa golf.
Speaker 5: And that was a final of the French.
Speaker 2: Yet, yes, final the French happen, and look, you just
Speaker 2: sort of feel like perhaps there's some sort of a
Speaker 2: language barrier. But I don't think Arena Sabalanca handled herself
Speaker 2: with as much class as she would have liked if
Speaker 2: she looked.
Speaker 4: Back in hindsight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, let's have a listen to her comments after
Speaker 5: the match.
Speaker 10: I think it was the worst final I ever played.
Speaker 10: I was just making on photo sers like I don't know,
Speaker 10: I have to check the statistics. I think she won
Speaker 10: the match, not because she played incredible, just because I
Speaker 10: made all of those mistakes from like if you look
Speaker 10: from the outside, kind of like from anasy.
Speaker 3: Balls listening back to that, I think I'm Arena Sabalanka
Speaker 3: in the way I just reacted to some You didn't win.
Speaker 5: I just played really bad.
Speaker 2: You only did good because I did bad. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 2: so you didn't win.
Speaker 4: I lost. Oh what about that?
Speaker 2: As a bit of that with Chris Fagan and Matthew
Speaker 2: Nicks on the weekend as well, and Chris Fagan potentially
Speaker 2: the nicest spoken football he said this after the game
Speaker 2: because Brisbane had so many chances in the last quarter
Speaker 2: and they couldn't convert.
Speaker 6: In terms of the last quarter ten shots to five,
Speaker 6: we had five more shots. We lose the game. So
Speaker 6: that was a game we should have won.
Speaker 4: Oh, I like Nix's response, so we should have won
Speaker 4: it as well. And we did.
Speaker 5: Bang cop that Nixy goes bang.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't You wouldn't pick a few between Matthew, Nix
Speaker 3: and Vagan, would you?
Speaker 4: One hundred percent? Who was you back too? By the way,
Speaker 4: I just can't see the boys throump fists.
Speaker 5: No, exactly right. Well, I didn't suggest it was going
Speaker 5: to get physical.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's the thing, got money. It would be your
Speaker 4: mouth off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a good old fashioned motormouth off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, interesting times.
Speaker 3: This is an older bit of goodie. What about when
Speaker 3: you send the wrong person the wrong text message?
Speaker 2: My very goodness is that moment where you know that
Speaker 2: it's in the system and you can't take it back
Speaker 2: and just hate everything.
Speaker 3: My sister in law can always be counted on just
Speaker 3: messed up up, like just in life constantly.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: She told me, She told me that she had a
Speaker 3: few drinks the other night and just walked into the fridge.
Speaker 4: What's your problem? Get out of my facege.
Speaker 3: She just went to get another wine and walked into
Speaker 3: the fridge. Fridge didn't jump out at her. She just
Speaker 3: walked into it.
Speaker 2: So did you have enough wines to suggest that it
Speaker 2: was the fridge's fault as well?
Speaker 5: She started abusing the fridge? Not she didn't, so anyway.
Speaker 3: I received the following text message from my sister in
Speaker 3: law Nat the other day. She said, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I accidentally sent this message to the director of the
Speaker 3: company's wife at work.
Speaker 5: It was supposed to be for someone else. Are you
Speaker 5: ready for this?
Speaker 4: Well, here we go.
Speaker 5: I don't think it could. It doesn't get any worse ready.
Speaker 2: Right, so you pretend you pretend to be the director's wife.
Speaker 2: You've just got a text.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's unusual. That's from Nat. She doesn't normally text.
Speaker 3: What's Nat got to say? Okay? She said, I've just
Speaker 3: had to sprint from the unilop to the British pub
Speaker 3: to poop. Oh my absolutely destroyed their facility, painted the bowl,
Speaker 3: then gave it another coach for good measure.
Speaker 4: Did she get her response as.
Speaker 5: The director's wife? It took me some time.
Speaker 3: To digest that as you will, and to respond very
Speaker 3: politely to say I'm very glad you made it.
Speaker 6: That year. Last years three three.
Speaker 11: Two one addio station, we celebrated Adelaide's favorite radio station's
Speaker 11: twentieth birthday.
Speaker 6: The biggest birthday party has ever seen.
Speaker 3: The winner of ten thousand dollars is called me from Parallel.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, nothing yet, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 5: You are turning forty years of age. Where it is
Speaker 5: a good thing, right, it's a great thing. It is
Speaker 5: your fortieth birthday coming up.
Speaker 3: So I am going to throw you a party for
Speaker 3: the ages for your fortieth at SkyCity.
Speaker 2: Yes, for no, I've never experienced a party before. I
Speaker 2: didn't have an eighteenth, or twenty first, or thirtieth. Oh really,
Speaker 2: so do you know what, for the hell of it,
Speaker 2: can we make this huge?
Speaker 5: We're going to make it apsent.
Speaker 4: We make it go off its face.
Speaker 5: It's going to go right off.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you why because on the night we
Speaker 3: are dishing out forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Hang say that again, forty.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars on the evening to celebrate your fortieth aud
Speaker 3: or repeat forty grand on the night, So that means
Speaker 3: twenty people walk away with one one thousand dollars cash. Garrett,
Speaker 3: forty of you are going to walk away with a thousand.
Speaker 5: Bucks on the night.
Speaker 4: Jeez, Joe's your generosity knows no bound.
Speaker 3: If you do the mass on that, that's a one
Speaker 3: in five chance of winning one thousand dollars on the evening,
Speaker 3: as well as having the best damn party that you've
Speaker 3: ever seen.
Speaker 2: Good Zach, because we're going to be at the district,
Speaker 2: so we're going to have a hell of a night.
Speaker 5: We sure are.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've never splurged this much money on
Speaker 2: a night we have.
Speaker 3: A nov have never splurged this much cash right here
Speaker 3: in Adelaide.
Speaker 5: It's going to be massive.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm now looking forward to.
Speaker 3: The forty so to win your exclusive invites. You're listening
Speaker 3: out for your party banger, So Hazy's party banger, So
Speaker 3: call thirteen twenty four ten when you hear it, or
Speaker 3: you can register now on the Nova Player.
Speaker 4: So Bargaret, can we do it right now?
Speaker 5: We can do a banger right now.
Speaker 2: Let's plow straight into it. This feels very very appropriate.
Speaker 2: This is a Reanna classic, and this is the first
Speaker 2: party banger. If you want the first exclusive invites to
Speaker 2: my fortieth where you can win a stack of cash,
Speaker 2: give us a call right now.
Speaker 6: Birthday, do your forty k birthday.
Speaker 4: Thanks joke, it's.
Speaker 5: You guy, I dipped into my own pocket. Forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: I've got to give away your birthday party.
Speaker 4: It's for you. Got the bus in this morning, forty.
Speaker 3: Different people on the night will walk out of sky
Speaker 3: City one thousand dollars richer.
Speaker 6: Yes, how cool.
Speaker 2: That's that's guaranteed cash. Forty thousand dollars guaranteed a bunch
Speaker 2: of people. Again, when a whole.
Speaker 4: Heap is a stack of cash. So that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you hear these scenes, it's like, oh, you have
Speaker 2: the chance to score a heap of cash. Not this
Speaker 2: time the most money that we've given away at a
Speaker 2: party ever in over nine one nineth history.
Speaker 3: We are going to be giving out a heap of
Speaker 3: VIP invites to the Shin dig. So to win your
Speaker 3: way to this exclusive party, you just need to listen
Speaker 3: out for the party bank for your fortieth birthday. And
Speaker 3: Samantha from Gaula, you did just that, Well done.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Can bring your sam first off the bat.
Speaker 5: Now, Sam, you sound young. Have you turned forty yet?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I've turned forty a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah right. Any advice, says Samantha, what do you got?
Speaker 10: I just leave your best life.
Speaker 5: Forty is a new twenty.
Speaker 8: Keep going, just keep living, to do what you want.
Speaker 10: Let's enjoy.
Speaker 5: That's a good advice, Samantha.
Speaker 3: However, I don't think Andrew hay should relive his twenties.
Speaker 5: How he never ended up in rehab?
Speaker 10: We do?
Speaker 5: No one ever knows?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: You don't know that. I didn't have a little stip.
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 5: Sam? Congratulations, we'll see you on the night.
Speaker 4: Good stuff. All right, let's go to chat mod regular chat.
Speaker 5: How are you chat? How does this sound to you?
Speaker 3: One in five chances of winning one thousand dollars at
Speaker 3: Andrew Hayes's fortieth birthday.
Speaker 6: Oh, unbelievable. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Were you coming along? See there?
Speaker 4: Oh? Thanks so much? About to turn forty? Got your
Speaker 4: vice from me? Mate? Are you even forty yet?
Speaker 2: To your young rooster, I'm forty six, but all I
Speaker 2: can recommend is boxes of neuropin.
Speaker 4: Okay, yep, yep, yeah that feels good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that of course stringth responsibly one.
Speaker 2: Hundred percent good stuff, all right, jos looking forward to
Speaker 2: this can be the district. It's guys city experience, weekly
Speaker 2: live acts, a part life, micro brewery on site and
Speaker 2: kill a sports bar.
Speaker 4: Did she entertainment destination?
Speaker 6: I need to know, I need to know. I need
Speaker 6: to know what news today to know?
Speaker 5: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: You know what you need to know with Jody and
Speaker 3: as the absolute anarchy in the States at the moment,
Speaker 3: obviously there are protests over immigration raids on the streets.
Speaker 3: It was pretty bad yesterday, apparently a little bit more
Speaker 3: tame today. But we caught up with Miley Hogan from
Speaker 3: Channel seven a little while ago and we asked her
Speaker 3: about the fact that another reporter from a different network
Speaker 3: got shot in the.
Speaker 5: Leg with a rubber bullet? Did you see that?
Speaker 4: Believable?
Speaker 2: So the guys just lined her up, did set looked over,
Speaker 2: lined her up in front of the camera and went
Speaker 2: bang with these rubber bullets.
Speaker 3: And I don't know much about politics, but does it
Speaker 3: do much for democracy when you shoot your reporter in
Speaker 3: the leg with a rubber bullet with an ally of
Speaker 3: your own country?
Speaker 4: Probably not very strange.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we asked Miley how she was feeling on the
Speaker 3: streets amid the protest, if she felt safe.
Speaker 8: I do feel, Dave, I had the gear. I put
Speaker 8: it on when I feel I need to put it on.
Speaker 8: But these situations are unpredictable and you just need to
Speaker 8: make sure that you're keeping as much I had awareness
Speaker 8: out as you possibly can. I mean that vision, I
Speaker 8: have seen it as well, and I do think that
Speaker 8: it was very difficult. I don't know if that was
Speaker 8: really avoidable for her at all. It will have to
Speaker 8: be investigated. I believe that's probably what will happen thanks.
Speaker 2: To my higraph Channel seven. But we do hope that
Speaker 2: she stay safe. But that's just an unbelievable situation.
Speaker 3: She just looks so chaotic at the moment, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: I tell you what else was chaotic over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Did you see that woman who was caught on CCTV
Speaker 3: bizarrely stealing then returning that safety bollard from a Port
Speaker 3: Wakefield roadhouse.
Speaker 4: Yes, what a good Gaga.
Speaker 5: She's clear as day on this vision as well.
Speaker 3: So they posted the footage by the twenty four to
Speaker 3: seven cafe on Port Wakefield Highway they show her walking
Speaker 3: out of her car, she steals the bollard. Then she
Speaker 3: enters the store and she's smiling and she's giggling as
Speaker 3: she SIPs from a travel mug.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm quite sure what was in the what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: And then returned it the next thing.
Speaker 3: And then they posted it and they're like, please bring
Speaker 3: our ballyard back. So she decided to, so puts it
Speaker 3: back in the hole in the ground and then gives
Speaker 3: the cameras the double bird yes.
Speaker 4: And the ball. I was like, what the hell just happened? Yes,
Speaker 4: my god, where.
Speaker 3: Was I It's blacked out for a second, and so
Speaker 3: ends a very successful night for that woman.
Speaker 2: Woke up in a stranger's bed, very reminiscent of the
Speaker 2: Big Bird Band.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, where they make a plea to please return.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know now. I need to know.
Speaker 10: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know what news today.
Speaker 5: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: What you need to know with Jody, and I know
Speaker 3: you've been sweating on this, but I am pleased to
Speaker 3: tell you that justin Baldoni's lawsuit against movie stars Blake
Speaker 3: Lively and Ryan Reynolds and their publicists and The New
Speaker 3: York Times has been tossed out by a judge in
Speaker 3: a shocking.
Speaker 4: Legal Thank you, jads, I've been sitting on that all morning.
Speaker 2: Which way it's going to go? And thank you, my
Speaker 2: anxiety let have just disappeared. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: So they accused him of sexual misconduct and he has
Speaker 3: sued them to the tune of six hundred and fifteen
Speaker 3: million dollars. Lively's lawyers have come out today and said
Speaker 3: it's a total victory and complete indication.
Speaker 4: Quite the counter. See, wasn't it y come here to
Speaker 4: see you? For six hundred and fifteen million dollars?
Speaker 5: Fifteen million?
Speaker 4: Oh you know, okay, fine, I'll take half that. It's fine.
Speaker 10: I bet you.
Speaker 5: Those two are just sorry they ever laid eyes on
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 4: Don't you reckon Jesus.
Speaker 2: Stuff that's come out, though, is it hasn't painted a
Speaker 2: picture probably for everybody, no, but in particular I think
Speaker 2: there's probably a lot of people who were big Blake
Speaker 2: Lively fans who maybe not so much as well, and
Speaker 2: maybe sort of questioning just how tight her and her
Speaker 2: husband Ryan Reynolds are, and.
Speaker 5: How tight her and Taylor Swift are now.
Speaker 2: Because apparently they're that's the tabloids saying they've distanced themselves
Speaker 2: of Taylor's very much distanced herself from Blake Lively's current situation,
Speaker 2: but because I think there.
Speaker 3: Was some suggestion Taylor might have had to have given
Speaker 3: evidence as to what Blake had told her about the situation.
Speaker 5: So then Taylor was like, yah, us set.
Speaker 4: Up time for that.
Speaker 5: I don't need that.
Speaker 4: Sorry, don't have time for that too, busy being a
Speaker 4: young billionaire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3: The other thing to touch on is the very sad
Speaker 3: news from my point of view and my network's point
Speaker 3: of view, I think, is that the project has been canceled.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, sixteen years, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sixteen years. It started out as the seven PM Project.
Speaker 3: It has gone through a lot of incarnations with different people,
Speaker 3: but they've decided to pull the pin. I think one
Speaker 3: of the things that is most disappointing about working in
Speaker 3: the media and this industry is when something like this happens,
Speaker 3: the pylon and the kicking of the carcass, and people
Speaker 3: writing online mean stuff like you know, oh thank god
Speaker 3: that's gone or whatever it might be. All that sentiment.
Speaker 3: What you have to remember is that there are a
Speaker 3: lot of people that work on this show. There are
Speaker 3: a lot of makeup artists, There are a lot of producers,
Speaker 3: not just the presenters. There are a lot of flaw directors,
Speaker 3: people behind the scenes that put this show to air,
Speaker 3: who have worked damn hard to produce a good life
Speaker 3: call products. And so, I mean, can you imagine being
Speaker 3: in a situation you and I will be one day
Speaker 3: when we eventually they cotton on that we can't do
Speaker 3: this job very well and they get rid of us,
Speaker 3: and then just the Parlon's Imagine losing your job and
Speaker 3: then having people just go good, pee off.
Speaker 5: You know, It's it's a pretty yucky sort of toxic
Speaker 5: space to be and I reckon. But to all those
Speaker 5: people that have worked on the project over the years,
Speaker 5: well done.
Speaker 3: You should be proud of yourselves. And I hope that
Speaker 3: another door opens for you.
Speaker 2: Can I just say this, and I don't think it's
Speaker 2: been said too many times out of the journey Big
Speaker 2: Steve Brice man.
Speaker 5: I love saw that.
Speaker 2: Come Oh gosh, because he always goes in a different
Speaker 2: direction and he's very comfortable to be hated. Yeah, do
Speaker 2: you know what, He's very popular. Sorry, he's very comfortable
Speaker 2: to throw out the unpopular opinion.
Speaker 3: And also he's had a lot of stashes on that
Speaker 3: desk news and they've been very very entertaining. Love him
Speaker 3: or hate him, he's been entertaining along the journey. So yeah,
Speaker 3: so sad news from a Network ten point of view.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure these people will go on and do
Speaker 3: bigger and better things.
Speaker 4: Something else will pop up.
Speaker 11: Forty K birthday year happy.
Speaker 6: So you know what that means.
Speaker 4: Let's put that down there.
Speaker 2: You know that means, don't you someone is going to
Speaker 2: score themselves one thousand dollars forty times forty different people.
Speaker 4: Is that rageous?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we put the call out to listen out
Speaker 3: for hazes party banger. That was Jesse's Girl by Rick
Speaker 3: Springfield and Ellen from Andrew's Farm. You've just scored yourself
Speaker 3: a double indight.
Speaker 5: So much, you're so well exciting. A little birdie might
Speaker 5: have told me that you just turned forty yourself?
Speaker 6: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Earlier on in the year, But I call it foody
Speaker 5: nine plus one? Yes, yeah, that's fair. Did you have
Speaker 5: a party, don't you understand? Did you have?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I didn't, No, I didn't, So I did go following
Speaker 8: enough to scar City, had a bit of a massage
Speaker 8: and a date of myself.
Speaker 4: Without my children.
Speaker 8: So this year is my year of doing things for me.
Speaker 3: Rather than it's not that I don't do things.
Speaker 10: We'll continue to do things for my children.
Speaker 3: But just a little bit of me.
Speaker 5: Yes, spoke twelve months.
Speaker 3: So yeah, got to put your own exciting oxygen mask
Speaker 3: on first, don't you, Ellen, otherwise you can't help anyone else.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just going to float it. Maybe joint party.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm open to it. I'm open to it. Elan,
Speaker 4: If you are, it's amazing.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll see you on the night. Ellen. Should
Speaker 5: we get a page from Andrew's Farm?
Speaker 4: Hang on a second, Hang on a second.
Speaker 2: Is this the page from Andrew's Farm that I got
Speaker 2: to sing with on stage at Nov's twentieth birthday?
Speaker 4: Is this that page?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Yes, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Yes, not good. Well, let's relive it. Let's relive that moment.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, please please please.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, you're in, You've got yourself.
Speaker 5: You're so welcome.
Speaker 3: Hey, just if you want to come along to Andrew
Speaker 3: Has's exclusive fortieth birthday party, just keep an ear out
Speaker 3: for the next party banger and a little double invite,
Speaker 3: come in your way.
Speaker 2: It's nice, is it that cheese? We're gonna have some fun.
Speaker 2: It's going to be the District. That's what we love
Speaker 2: as well. District always does really really good shindigs. The
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Speaker 4: Say this enough forty thousand bucks. We're going to give you.
Speaker 5: Forty thousand dollars. On the night, forty people are going
Speaker 5: to win.
Speaker 2: A grand a up yep, like you said Kevin Locke
Speaker 2: for the party bangers. To score yourself some exclusive invites,