WEBVTT - Hayesy Dated His Cousin!? 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.639 Well, once again we find ourselves in a really, really 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:06.480 nice safe space, and that is the Jody and Hazy Podcast. 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:09.120 So feel warm, feel welcome, and just be you. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.799 Speaking of feeling warm, you popped yourself into a portalloof 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:13.960 a worst job Wednesday, went down to Gluttony and cleaned 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:14.880 out some toilets, didn't you? 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:15.120 Yeah? 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.520 Who would have thought a whole heap of human waste 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:21.079 mixed with thirty eight degrees would create quite a pung 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.400 and oda. I didn't know the science behind it until 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:24.560 I experienced it firsthand. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.560 At that point where you're going, are you schnitting me? 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.200 Which brings us to another segment where you tell a 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.520 lie or a truth vice versa, And you guys have 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:32.879 to work out who's schnitting you. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.320 And schnitting me in terms of Gluttony. So I tried 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:39.520 to seamlessly just merge into the next one like I did. Yeah, 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.920 but I couldn't quite do it properly. So I'll start again, 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.760 stop full stop. Also, you're looking out for the code 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.680 word this morning via the podcast for some tickets to 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:52.760 three sixty All Stars at Gluttony. So look, I've crunched 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.360 some numbers and we're spoken to some bosses and some experts. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.440 The code word today will be all star. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.840 Oh god, that makes sense, doesn't it? 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.880 Rainstorming meetings, They're amazing. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.360 All right, bank it and tomorrow we will quiz you 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.160 on air. It's the Jodiy and Hazy Podcast. Thank you 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:19.760 so much for being involved and bless you. Yeah, two stories. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.399 Somebody is telling a little PORCUPI and somebody is telling 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:26.120 the truth. And if you can correctly identify who is 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.120 absolutely full. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.800 Of schnit or who is telling the truth, we'll hook 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.000 you out with a one hundred dollars boucher. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.800 Snit House voucher John Niga first, yes, please, okay, set 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.000 the tone. This is good. This works into a couple 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.840 of themes house because we're talking about food and chicken 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:43.760 more specifically, and my gastro this week. So I once 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:48.320 poisoned my entire family and that's it. 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:53.520 No, wait, I'll make a documentary out of you, won't they. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.080 I tried to kill my family. No, I once accidentally 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:01.440 poisoned them with one of those slow cookers. So I 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.520 slow cooked roast chicken, not roast chicken breast, like chicken 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.400 breasts or thighs or something. I can't remember. Anyway, slow 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.120 cooked it for about six seven hours, fed it to 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:16.360 the entire family. Rat poison, didn't I just poisoned them 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.200 with some sort of salmonella from the chicken. And then 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.120 I later found out after they wiped out the whole family. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.960 I later found out that when you cook chicken in 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.080 a slow cooker, it's a kin to just putting on 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.959 the pavement on like a forty one degree day like today. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:31.440 That's how it's not. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.640 Good, as you're not supposed to put chicken and the slow. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.639 Cooker apparently not well, ask my family. They're all vomiting 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.520 and you know, there you go, the bum skirts for days. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:45.600 Okay, just an oddie spitty bump fest, outrageous stuff. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.359 So they got long history. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:49.359 Sitty Bum's got a run. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:54.720 Really, it's been the unwanted theme of this week. Okay, look, 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.720 can't given your history with spitty bum that's a very 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.320 very believable story. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.160 Already full of schnit or not? 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.840 Okay, So can I take you back to when I 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.040 was nineteen years old? 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:07.040 Please do and. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.120 Look again you will relate to this story. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:10.760 Is this a growing up on the farm story? We 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:11.520 had a few of those. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.280 No, No, I was out of the farm by this stage. 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.440 But this is a good, wholesome story which you can 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:19.360 probably connect with given your Tasmanian roots here. So I 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:23.480 went out with you and I mentioned this. I mentioned 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.520 this producer someone and said, can I actually say this? 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:28.880 Because I'm a bit embarrassed about this, I went up 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.800 with a young lady for we were about it together 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:34.280 for about six months, I reckon and then it was 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:38.000 long story short six months in that we finally discovered. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:43.040 With third cousins. I knew you would connect with this. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.080 I knew you. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.480 Lovely young TASMANI that you'd be able to connect with this. 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:48.280 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:48.360 Then? 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:52.840 Distance exactly there it is, but distance cousins like third 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.600 or fourth cousins whatever it was, But there was I mean, 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:59.240 we were only related by blood. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:01.000 All right? 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.240 One hundred dollars house voucher on the line here? 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:05.880 Who who I just told that story? You said? It 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.160 was all right? You sean? 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.600 Who is schnitting you this morning? Thirteen twenty four to ten, 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.240 one hundred dollars house voucher on the line. Did I 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:18.800 poison my family with slow cooked chicken? Or did I 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:19.839 ically go out with his. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.320 Stocks? There thories isn't it. We're not sneating you. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.880 S House Australia serves the best Nitzels, made fresh daily 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.320 with authentic Golden Classic or Siliac friendly bread crumbs, Hilts 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:42.960 and Golden Grove and o'heala and hill. Oh yep. Two stories, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.119 one truth, one lie. In shorts. You poisoned your whole 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.839 family by slow cooking chicken, that is correct. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:52.400 And you went out allegedly with a girl, and then 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.279 you discovered about six months and she was your third cousin. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.799 Yes, we were related only by blood, but still related. 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:02.120 Who is who is schnitting you? That's the question this morning, 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.520 hundred dollars House about it? On the line. Shelby from 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:09.200 Strath album, good morning, good morning, Okay, who's schnitting you? 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.320 I think? 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:14.480 Why? 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:14.920 Sorry? 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.520 I think you can put chicken? 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:19.480 Can you? Have you done it? 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.000 I thought I haven't. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:26.039 Myself, but I'm pretty sure you can't and not poisoned people. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.480 Okay, okay, I'm so sorry, Shelby. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:31.200 Shelby. 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.000 There might be some people that can slow called chicken. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.400 I'm just not one of them. I did, in fact, 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.920 poison my whole family. Well done. From to Louise from 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.800 Gland or who pointed out that I told that story 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:44.160 on another radio station a long time actually picked it up. Shelby. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.160 I'm so sorry, but do you know it's hilarious about 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.920 this whole situation. Every single caller thought that you went 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:49.719 out with your third. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.480 Cousin on a second Shelby, hang on, can we just 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.960 dissect something please before we let you go? Did you 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.559 think that Jodie's was more of a lie than mine? 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.320 Like my might be believable, like I might actually have 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.359 been in a six month relationship with my cousin. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.280 I mean, I could believe it. 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.679 Book for holiday you this summer because a little different 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.839 on holiday, more daring, relaxing. 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:16.400 Sometimes it'd be more fancy. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.720 And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:19.160 your style? 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.640 Booking XT getaway on the what if it's Aussie for travel? 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.240 The biggest weeping story this town has so much scenes 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:31.240 is huge. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.680 So I watched a show last night after Maths. It 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:40.640 was called under Investigation. It was absolutely extraordinary. So this 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.200 was about one of the world's most unforgivable legal scandals. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.960 It was how South Australia's chief forensic officer operated for 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:52.680 decades here with barely a qualification, providing false evidence in court. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.320 So do you understand what I'm saying. So basically his 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:59.360 name was doctor Colin Mannik, and they opened up the 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.360 job and he applied from it from England. He was 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:04.040 lecturing over there, so they've gone, oh, he looks qualified. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.840 He came out and he wasn't qualified, and they're like, oh, well, 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.679 can you get the qualifications the buddy stage he already 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.320 had the job. So there are about ten cases in 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.480 this state, if not more, where he got people off 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.000 or put people away when they were guilty or not guilty. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.120 It was just absolutely incredible and this case in itself 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.320 just blew me away. It was unbelievable. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.720 Have a listen to the audio pulling around his head 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.080 and doctor Manick when he visited the scene and said, ah, 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:32.840 I think he might have bumped his head on the 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.400 bedside cabinet as he fell out of bed, or he 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:37.120 might have had an aneurysm, so. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.480 It's not a suspicious death. And so the body was 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.520 taken back to the mortuary and it was only a 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.520 couple of days later that they put the body through 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.560 a scanner and found, of course he'd been chopped in 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.480 the head and he's got a bullet lodged in his brain. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.080 What's this the port in the middle of the head. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:53.240 That'll do that'll do it. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:55.840 So he's turned up to the scene to a murder 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.560 in South Australia. He's gone, oh nah, it's just fallen 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.280 over and bumped his head, got out of blah blah blah. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.200 But doctor manic. And also that feels like a stage, 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:09.480 Doctor manic. But doctor are you sure? Yeah said but doctor, 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.440 look this blood everywhere. Yeah, it's got a headache. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.800 And when we seem to have found a bullet launched 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.880 in it, yeah, no, no, we're all good here and 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:24.240 nothing to say. It was absolutely an extraordinarily embarrassing episode 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.640 in South Australia's legal history. If you get the chance 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.240 to go back and watch it, please do. Prior to that, 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.680 I've watched Maths. So it was a real dichotomy for 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.520 me last night in front of the TV, wasn't it. 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.040 Didn't you really just fill your brain up with a 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.400 whole lot of important information. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.440 That's exactly right. So they had their dinner party, which 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.319 is always a good night. Fair to say, Rupert was 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.920 a little bit nervous going into it. I think we 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.880 should be ourselves, not be ashamed of our journey. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:51.560 We had a bumpy start. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.000 Owner. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.400 How are you feeling? Yeah, a little bit nervous. I 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:56.800 haven't done my POOPI out. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.160 Rupert's come on, and that's how you get nicknames. So 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:07.400 a sudden they start calling him Poopert. Come on, You've 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.559 just got to be so careful in this day and 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:10.960 age when you go on maths. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:11.880 Can I what you say? 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.560 Can I just say you were the last person to 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.840 judge on a nervous poof You are the last person 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.400 in the universe. I reckon, you're on that Doorlet you're 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:22.080 at over the first four or five weeks at least. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.360 Okay, nerves are good, Is that right? Surely? 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:29.640 Yeah? 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.520 Yeah, just not when they translate in that fashion. Anyway, 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.760 The big affair hit the fan last night. Claire and 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.559 Dan had passed on a night out, you might recall, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:41.440 and this was revealed that after he cheated on his 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.400 new wife about eight minutes with the party pash, he 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.000 went back to his room and this happened. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.200 Did you kiss Claire and then went home and had 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.600 to chureel the same night? And you're no, you didn't. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:53.560 It's a yes and no. 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.319 Question saying yes, going to say, I'm just trying to 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:59.480 work this out. Is she accusing him of going home 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.760 and jumping on pogo stick? Is that what happens? 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.960 So sticks of fun. It's the issue with that. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.959 That's not the sort of scandal I expected on maps 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:10.480 these maps. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.120 People need to grow up. He's just pogoing his way 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:18.199 around the room in the sky apartments. Leave him alone anyway. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.960 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have issued a statement after 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:22.920 they were mocked in that episode of South Park. We 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.040 can't get enough of this audio. So the episode was 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.959 titled World Privacy Tour and it makes fun of the 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.160 Duke and Duchess of Sussex as they moved to a 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:33.920 fictional town. Harry and Meghan are seen promoting the Prince's 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.359 book Wah on a talk show. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:47.640 What That's It gives excuse to players again, thanks for 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.040 habits on the top. It's us on the beads crack. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:52.800 So let me start with you, Sam. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.600 You've lived a life with the royal family, You've had 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.600 everything handed to you, but you're saying your life has been. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.199 Hard and now you've written all about it and your 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:04.160 new book where it must be fun to be the guys, which. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.480 I didn't realize it's called where because it rhymes was fair. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.040 It's even better. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:18.120 You told me you've got a time machine. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:24.079 On this daysy Thursday, Welcome to the twenty third of February. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.400 Shall we take a little trip down memory lane? 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:27.720 Okay? 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.400 Nineteen eighty three, On this day, actress Emily Blunt was 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:30.959 born in England. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.640 Today is her fortieth birthday, isn't it. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:35.680 That's good? 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:36.880 Yeah, she's English. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.679 Aniston Kathley. This is a very important rule. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.000 This is the only rule. You get injured on the field, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.280 you better make sure you don't. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.959 Nineteen seventy six, ac DC filmed the promotional clip of 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:48.640 It's a Long Way to the Top if you want 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:55.840 to rock and roll through the city of Melbourne and 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.200 then you go back to my primary school and someone 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.760 termed check this outde this is Christen. It's a long 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.559 way to the shop if you want a sausage roll. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:12.000 What that's crazy? High fire street credit. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.920 All round, Stuart, You're hilarious. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.720 Now, bro. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.040 Nineteen eighty seven, mobile phones first went on sailing Australia. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:22.840 When Telecon wants to try his first cellular network in Sydney, 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.480 and then Nokia was king and you couldn't break a Nokia. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.600 And then if you scored over a thousand on Snake 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.280 on the Nokia fifty one ten, you were like that 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.040 was street. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:32.400 Credit as well. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:36.920 Yeah again, Stuart is like, bro, you're real, Bro, check 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.839 out my snake on my phone. 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.640 You can't say that these days, can you. Back then 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.079 it was fine yeah, yeah, but now that sentence in 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.120 twenty twenty three, Oh boy, let's move on to two 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:49.719 thousand and eight. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.280 Unless you're a footballer or a rugby league player, you 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:53.280 ain't getting away with that. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.760 Two thousand and eight longest time the whole one's breath 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.320 was achieved by Tom stas So think his last names pnounced. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.760 He's a German who held his breath and voluntarily for 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.400 sixteen minutes and thirteen seconds in a swimming pool in Spain. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:07.480 How do you survive that? 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.080 Oh, you've just got to take it to a different place. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:13.120 I think, yeah, sixteen minutes, that's ridiculous. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.640 God, some mornings you coming here and I think, has 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.240 he beaten underwater for sixteen minutes? There's not foxy to. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.160 Do his bread exactly. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:28.600 Twenty eighteen, Barnaby Joyce, during his week of personal wave, 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.280 announced that he would formally resign as Deputy Prime Minister 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:32.720 and Leader of the National Party. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.800 On Monday morning at the party room. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.280 I will step down as the Leader of the National 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.000 Party and Deputy Prime Minister of Australia. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.679 Every time I see Barta we Joyce on the TeV, 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:44.160 he think can this man get any redder? But he 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.160 somehow gets a personal best every time. I like redder 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.079 than red. Yeah, it's extraordinary, like beet roots blush when 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:50.840 they've seen Lucky. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.320 That cowboy hat hides it all. Yeah, there's big, beautiful 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:54.959 rosy cheeks. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.440 Then I'm on song today in two thousand and two, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.280 complicated by Avril Levigne. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:01.880 She seems complicated. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:02.320 Yeah. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.000 The relationship with Chad Krueger, beautiful nickelback nickelback. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.200 They got married up for four months and split up 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.120 after two years or something. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:22.000 Why didn't it work? The worst job Wednesday? His worst 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:23.280 job Wednesday. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.760 I tell you what, Joes, if these hands could talk, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.880 oh boy, I'll tell you some stories. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.480 What would they say about yesterday? 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.479 They'd say, well, didn't we prepare for an absolute avalanche 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:36.360 of you know what? 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:36.920 Yes? 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.880 And then somewhat we were surprised in a good way. 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.120 My hand's very much up about this morning. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.560 Okay, So this is what happened. Worst job Wednesday. We 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.600 decided the toilets at Gluttony probably use a bit of 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.680 a clean out. You know, it's a busy time a 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:50.720 year for people, isn't it. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.960 Literally hundreds of thousands of people have been through there already. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:55.400 Yep. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.680 And unfortunately, selfishly they hold it in. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.720 Some people that do that, I'll hold it until they 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.000 get home because they don't like to peep in. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:07.040 Sorry. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:15.120 Producers told us a story about what he used to 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.320 go in these camps and old is for like four days. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.640 I don't want to be the portoloo, the cop sat 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.240 when I get reincarnated. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.800 Days five, the portaloo is screaming. 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:35.920 No, here he comes, here, he comes here, goes no. Anyway, 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:40.600 we digress, ever so slightly. So we're down a Gluttony 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.640 and we were tasked with the role of cleaning up 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:45.600 everything and make sure just the whole place was tidy. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:49.240 So firstly it was waste management effectively, okay, And we 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:50.320 cleaned some bins and stuff. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.320 That camera guy Josh was there as well. Good morning 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:52.760 to you, Josh. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.960 Good monic ah right, had to go. Yeah, he did 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:00.440 really well. We got there and the portalos were already spotlets. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:01.000 Just immaculate. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:02.840 Really, that's good. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.840 So we were expecting like a mountain of you know what. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.080 Yeah, and I've got to say, and I think you 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.400 back me up here, Josh, the borderleros is actually immaculate. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:11.440 That was very very clean. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.960 Okay, did he actually get his hands? 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.840 Did he got Liam's toothbrush turty? Yes, what do you mean, well, 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.120 you know the one he keeps in the studio here. Yeah, yeah, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:20.560 I don't think he's going to want that. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.200 Bad oh my god, to use his toothbrush to clean 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:23.800 the toilets. 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.520 Yes, if Liam wants that toothbrush back, there's a few 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.920 question marks on what's going on with Liam. So basically 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:31.480 what we did learn as well is it's not really 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.480 a physical job where you're shoveling poo. No, you actually 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:35.960 just sort of pull it tap down and just sort 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.880 of flows off into the into the sewer system. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:38.360 Yeah. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:43.120 But then they lifted the lid and they showed us 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:47.400 the entirety of Glutney's waist. 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:47.880 Yeah. 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:55.160 Yes, when I'm thinking about it, because there was like, 0:16:56.440 --> 0:17:03.200 are you nappies Oh, someone put half a chicken down 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:10.480 and the stanch Jody, the stench usually tearing up thinking 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:10.840 about it. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:11.800 Yeah, thank god. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.280 Yeah, was trying to hold the camera and I can 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.920 hear him going in the background. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.080 Do you know who's responsible for that whole chicken? 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:18.800 Be? 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:19.320 Sure enough? 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.280 But five guys, thanks very much, Sean. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.760 It was hot over night, wasn't it. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.359 Yeah? Isn't it fun trying to sleep in conditions like that? 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.200 It's incredible. And I had a really interesting night last 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:34.400 night because my whole family was away. So my husband's 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.040 on a two day golf tour down blasted Florio. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.960 Good on you. You go off, Greg go off. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.240 Under the guise of work. So he's away, so that 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:44.760 meant because I have to get up and leave the 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:47.359 house early. The kids stayed at Grandma, so it was 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:51.280 just me and the terrifying toy kervital Sid, who's like 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.520 my little guard dog. So I think I've just I've 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.320 covered the news. I've covered too many home invasions. So 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.920 I'm very paranoid about it. And so last night I thought, 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.080 how am I going to deal with this? Because I 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.520 was feeling really anxious, So I went to bed. I 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.680 left the TV on. I left the light on in 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.280 the hallway, and you can lock our bedroom door with 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.520 a bolt. So I've gathered up Sid, the guard dog, 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.639 and I've locked my bedroom door, and I've snuggled up 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:22.520 in bed. Oh yeah, and I got a kitchen knife as. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:23.119 Well, and just put it. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.359 Like, no one's getting me, no one's getting me. I'm 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:31.879 gonna be fine. And so half an hour into this 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.800 little panic room scenario, I've gone Jesus hot. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:36.080 In here. 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:45.439 Now, guarding against my own life. Yeah, but start the sweat. 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:47.360 Yeah, but it's really right, So I put the little 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:50.280 portable air conditioner on. I tell you what hazy by 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:52.960 being twenty seven degrees all night by four o'clock in 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:56.000 the morning, with Sid just barking because Sid's like this 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.440 poor little talk of it was sweating. We're both sweating. 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:02.720 So before in the morning, sins annoying me with his barking. 0:19:02.880 --> 0:19:06.760 So all the windows are open, all the doors are open, 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:08.639 and I might as well say, come and invade my 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:13.119 home because we've gone from safety Sally to everyone neighborhood. 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:16.120 Come on, in real turn of events, it's too hot 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:19.359