Speaker 1: Well, once again we find ourselves in a really, really
Speaker 1: nice safe space, and that is the Jody and Hazy Podcast.
Speaker 2: So feel warm, feel welcome, and just be you.
Speaker 3: Speaking of feeling warm, you popped yourself into a portalloof
Speaker 3: a worst job Wednesday, went down to Gluttony and cleaned
Speaker 3: out some toilets, didn't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who would have thought a whole heap of human waste
Speaker 1: mixed with thirty eight degrees would create quite a pung
Speaker 1: and oda. I didn't know the science behind it until
Speaker 1: I experienced it firsthand.
Speaker 3: At that point where you're going, are you schnitting me?
Speaker 3: Which brings us to another segment where you tell a
Speaker 3: lie or a truth vice versa, And you guys have
Speaker 3: to work out who's schnitting you.
Speaker 1: And schnitting me in terms of Gluttony. So I tried
Speaker 1: to seamlessly just merge into the next one like I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't quite do it properly. So I'll start again,
Speaker 1: stop full stop. Also, you're looking out for the code
Speaker 1: word this morning via the podcast for some tickets to
Speaker 1: three sixty All Stars at Gluttony. So look, I've crunched
Speaker 1: some numbers and we're spoken to some bosses and some experts.
Speaker 1: The code word today will be all star.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that makes sense, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Rainstorming meetings, They're amazing.
Speaker 1: All right, bank it and tomorrow we will quiz you
Speaker 1: on air. It's the Jodiy and Hazy Podcast. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being involved and bless you. Yeah, two stories.
Speaker 1: Somebody is telling a little PORCUPI and somebody is telling
Speaker 1: the truth. And if you can correctly identify who is
Speaker 1: absolutely full.
Speaker 2: Of schnit or who is telling the truth, we'll hook
Speaker 2: you out with a one hundred dollars boucher.
Speaker 3: Snit House voucher John Niga first, yes, please, okay, set
Speaker 3: the tone. This is good. This works into a couple
Speaker 3: of themes house because we're talking about food and chicken
Speaker 3: more specifically, and my gastro this week. So I once
Speaker 3: poisoned my entire family and that's it.
Speaker 2: No, wait, I'll make a documentary out of you, won't they.
Speaker 3: I tried to kill my family. No, I once accidentally
Speaker 3: poisoned them with one of those slow cookers. So I
Speaker 3: slow cooked roast chicken, not roast chicken breast, like chicken
Speaker 3: breasts or thighs or something. I can't remember. Anyway, slow
Speaker 3: cooked it for about six seven hours, fed it to
Speaker 3: the entire family. Rat poison, didn't I just poisoned them
Speaker 3: with some sort of salmonella from the chicken. And then
Speaker 3: I later found out after they wiped out the whole family.
Speaker 3: I later found out that when you cook chicken in
Speaker 3: a slow cooker, it's a kin to just putting on
Speaker 3: the pavement on like a forty one degree day like today.
Speaker 3: That's how it's not.
Speaker 2: Good, as you're not supposed to put chicken and the slow.
Speaker 3: Cooker apparently not well, ask my family. They're all vomiting
Speaker 3: and you know, there you go, the bum skirts for days.
Speaker 1: Okay, just an oddie spitty bump fest, outrageous stuff.
Speaker 2: So they got long history.
Speaker 3: Sitty Bum's got a run.
Speaker 1: Really, it's been the unwanted theme of this week. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: can't given your history with spitty bum that's a very
Speaker 1: very believable story.
Speaker 2: Already full of schnit or not?
Speaker 1: Okay, So can I take you back to when I
Speaker 1: was nineteen years old?
Speaker 3: Please do and.
Speaker 2: Look again you will relate to this story.
Speaker 3: Is this a growing up on the farm story? We
Speaker 3: had a few of those.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was out of the farm by this stage.
Speaker 1: But this is a good, wholesome story which you can
Speaker 1: probably connect with given your Tasmanian roots here. So I
Speaker 1: went out with you and I mentioned this. I mentioned
Speaker 1: this producer someone and said, can I actually say this?
Speaker 1: Because I'm a bit embarrassed about this, I went up
Speaker 1: with a young lady for we were about it together
Speaker 1: for about six months, I reckon and then it was
Speaker 1: long story short six months in that we finally discovered.
Speaker 2: With third cousins. I knew you would connect with this.
Speaker 4: I knew you.
Speaker 2: Lovely young TASMANI that you'd be able to connect with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: Distance exactly there it is, but distance cousins like third
Speaker 1: or fourth cousins whatever it was, But there was I mean,
Speaker 1: we were only related by blood.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars house voucher on the line here?
Speaker 2: Who who I just told that story? You said? It
Speaker 2: was all right? You sean?
Speaker 3: Who is schnitting you this morning? Thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars house voucher on the line. Did I
Speaker 3: poison my family with slow cooked chicken? Or did I
Speaker 3: ically go out with his.
Speaker 2: Stocks? There thories isn't it. We're not sneating you.
Speaker 1: S House Australia serves the best Nitzels, made fresh daily
Speaker 1: with authentic Golden Classic or Siliac friendly bread crumbs, Hilts
Speaker 1: and Golden Grove and o'heala and hill. Oh yep. Two stories,
Speaker 1: one truth, one lie. In shorts. You poisoned your whole
Speaker 1: family by slow cooking chicken, that is correct.
Speaker 3: And you went out allegedly with a girl, and then
Speaker 3: you discovered about six months and she was your third cousin.
Speaker 2: Yes, we were related only by blood, but still related.
Speaker 3: Who is who is schnitting you? That's the question this morning,
Speaker 3: hundred dollars House about it? On the line. Shelby from
Speaker 3: Strath album, good morning, good morning, Okay, who's schnitting you?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: I think you can put chicken?
Speaker 3: Can you? Have you done it?
Speaker 2: I thought I haven't.
Speaker 3: Myself, but I'm pretty sure you can't and not poisoned people.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm so sorry, Shelby.
Speaker 6: Shelby.
Speaker 3: There might be some people that can slow called chicken.
Speaker 3: I'm just not one of them. I did, in fact,
Speaker 3: poison my whole family. Well done. From to Louise from
Speaker 3: Gland or who pointed out that I told that story
Speaker 3: on another radio station a long time actually picked it up. Shelby.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, but do you know it's hilarious about
Speaker 3: this whole situation. Every single caller thought that you went
Speaker 3: out with your third.
Speaker 1: Cousin on a second Shelby, hang on, can we just
Speaker 1: dissect something please before we let you go? Did you
Speaker 1: think that Jodie's was more of a lie than mine?
Speaker 1: Like my might be believable, like I might actually have
Speaker 1: been in a six month relationship with my cousin.
Speaker 2: I mean, I could believe it.
Speaker 3: Book for holiday you this summer because a little different
Speaker 3: on holiday, more daring, relaxing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it'd be more fancy.
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style?
Speaker 1: Booking XT getaway on the what if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 2: The biggest weeping story this town has so much scenes
Speaker 2: is huge.
Speaker 3: So I watched a show last night after Maths. It
Speaker 3: was called under Investigation. It was absolutely extraordinary. So this
Speaker 3: was about one of the world's most unforgivable legal scandals.
Speaker 3: It was how South Australia's chief forensic officer operated for
Speaker 3: decades here with barely a qualification, providing false evidence in court.
Speaker 3: So do you understand what I'm saying. So basically his
Speaker 3: name was doctor Colin Mannik, and they opened up the
Speaker 3: job and he applied from it from England. He was
Speaker 3: lecturing over there, so they've gone, oh, he looks qualified.
Speaker 3: He came out and he wasn't qualified, and they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: can you get the qualifications the buddy stage he already
Speaker 3: had the job. So there are about ten cases in
Speaker 3: this state, if not more, where he got people off
Speaker 3: or put people away when they were guilty or not guilty.
Speaker 3: It was just absolutely incredible and this case in itself
Speaker 3: just blew me away. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Have a listen to the audio pulling around his head
Speaker 4: and doctor Manick when he visited the scene and said, ah,
Speaker 4: I think he might have bumped his head on the
Speaker 4: bedside cabinet as he fell out of bed, or he
Speaker 4: might have had an aneurysm, so.
Speaker 6: It's not a suspicious death. And so the body was
Speaker 6: taken back to the mortuary and it was only a
Speaker 6: couple of days later that they put the body through
Speaker 6: a scanner and found, of course he'd been chopped in
Speaker 6: the head and he's got a bullet lodged in his brain.
Speaker 2: What's this the port in the middle of the head.
Speaker 2: That'll do that'll do it.
Speaker 3: So he's turned up to the scene to a murder
Speaker 3: in South Australia. He's gone, oh nah, it's just fallen
Speaker 3: over and bumped his head, got out of blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But doctor manic. And also that feels like a stage,
Speaker 1: Doctor manic. But doctor are you sure? Yeah said but doctor,
Speaker 1: look this blood everywhere. Yeah, it's got a headache.
Speaker 3: And when we seem to have found a bullet launched
Speaker 3: in it, yeah, no, no, we're all good here and
Speaker 3: nothing to say. It was absolutely an extraordinarily embarrassing episode
Speaker 3: in South Australia's legal history. If you get the chance
Speaker 3: to go back and watch it, please do. Prior to that,
Speaker 3: I've watched Maths. So it was a real dichotomy for
Speaker 3: me last night in front of the TV, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Didn't you really just fill your brain up with a
Speaker 1: whole lot of important information.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. So they had their dinner party, which
Speaker 3: is always a good night. Fair to say, Rupert was
Speaker 3: a little bit nervous going into it. I think we
Speaker 3: should be ourselves, not be ashamed of our journey.
Speaker 2: We had a bumpy start.
Speaker 1: Owner.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling? Yeah, a little bit nervous. I
Speaker 2: haven't done my POOPI out.
Speaker 1: Rupert's come on, and that's how you get nicknames. So
Speaker 1: a sudden they start calling him Poopert. Come on, You've
Speaker 1: just got to be so careful in this day and
Speaker 1: age when you go on maths.
Speaker 2: Can I what you say?
Speaker 3: Can I just say you were the last person to
Speaker 3: judge on a nervous poof You are the last person
Speaker 3: in the universe. I reckon, you're on that Doorlet you're
Speaker 3: at over the first four or five weeks at least.
Speaker 2: Okay, nerves are good, Is that right? Surely?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just not when they translate in that fashion. Anyway,
Speaker 3: The big affair hit the fan last night. Claire and
Speaker 3: Dan had passed on a night out, you might recall,
Speaker 3: and this was revealed that after he cheated on his
Speaker 3: new wife about eight minutes with the party pash, he
Speaker 3: went back to his room and this happened.
Speaker 2: Did you kiss Claire and then went home and had
Speaker 2: to chureel the same night? And you're no, you didn't.
Speaker 2: It's a yes and no.
Speaker 1: Question saying yes, going to say, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: work this out. Is she accusing him of going home
Speaker 1: and jumping on pogo stick? Is that what happens?
Speaker 3: So sticks of fun. It's the issue with that.
Speaker 1: That's not the sort of scandal I expected on maps
Speaker 1: these maps.
Speaker 3: People need to grow up. He's just pogoing his way
Speaker 3: around the room in the sky apartments. Leave him alone anyway.
Speaker 3: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have issued a statement after
Speaker 3: they were mocked in that episode of South Park. We
Speaker 3: can't get enough of this audio. So the episode was
Speaker 3: titled World Privacy Tour and it makes fun of the
Speaker 3: Duke and Duchess of Sussex as they moved to a
Speaker 3: fictional town. Harry and Meghan are seen promoting the Prince's
Speaker 3: book Wah on a talk show.
Speaker 2: What That's It gives excuse to players again, thanks for
Speaker 2: habits on the top. It's us on the beads crack.
Speaker 2: So let me start with you, Sam.
Speaker 5: You've lived a life with the royal family, You've had
Speaker 5: everything handed to you, but you're saying your life has been.
Speaker 2: Hard and now you've written all about it and your
Speaker 2: new book where it must be fun to be the guys, which.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it's called where because it rhymes was fair.
Speaker 2: It's even better.
Speaker 7: You told me you've got a time machine.
Speaker 1: On this daysy Thursday, Welcome to the twenty third of February.
Speaker 1: Shall we take a little trip down memory lane?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty three, On this day, actress Emily Blunt was
Speaker 1: born in England.
Speaker 2: Today is her fortieth birthday, isn't it.
Speaker 4: That's good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's English.
Speaker 3: Aniston Kathley. This is a very important rule.
Speaker 2: This is the only rule. You get injured on the field,
Speaker 2: you better make sure you don't.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy six, ac DC filmed the promotional clip of
Speaker 1: It's a Long Way to the Top if you want
Speaker 1: to rock and roll through the city of Melbourne and
Speaker 1: then you go back to my primary school and someone
Speaker 1: termed check this outde this is Christen. It's a long
Speaker 1: way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
Speaker 2: What that's crazy? High fire street credit.
Speaker 3: All round, Stuart, You're hilarious.
Speaker 2: Now, bro.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty seven, mobile phones first went on sailing Australia.
Speaker 1: When Telecon wants to try his first cellular network in Sydney,
Speaker 1: and then Nokia was king and you couldn't break a Nokia.
Speaker 1: And then if you scored over a thousand on Snake
Speaker 1: on the Nokia fifty one ten, you were like that
Speaker 1: was street.
Speaker 2: Credit as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, Stuart is like, bro, you're real, Bro, check
Speaker 4: out my snake on my phone.
Speaker 1: You can't say that these days, can you. Back then
Speaker 1: it was fine yeah, yeah, but now that sentence in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, Oh boy, let's move on to two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: Unless you're a footballer or a rugby league player, you
Speaker 3: ain't getting away with that.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight longest time the whole one's breath
Speaker 1: was achieved by Tom stas So think his last names pnounced.
Speaker 1: He's a German who held his breath and voluntarily for
Speaker 1: sixteen minutes and thirteen seconds in a swimming pool in Spain.
Speaker 3: How do you survive that?
Speaker 2: Oh, you've just got to take it to a different place.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, sixteen minutes, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: God, some mornings you coming here and I think, has
Speaker 3: he beaten underwater for sixteen minutes? There's not foxy to.
Speaker 2: Do his bread exactly.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, Barnaby Joyce, during his week of personal wave,
Speaker 1: announced that he would formally resign as Deputy Prime Minister
Speaker 1: and Leader of the National Party.
Speaker 2: On Monday morning at the party room.
Speaker 6: I will step down as the Leader of the National
Speaker 6: Party and Deputy Prime Minister of Australia.
Speaker 1: Every time I see Barta we Joyce on the TeV,
Speaker 1: he think can this man get any redder? But he
Speaker 1: somehow gets a personal best every time. I like redder
Speaker 1: than red. Yeah, it's extraordinary, like beet roots blush when
Speaker 1: they've seen Lucky.
Speaker 2: That cowboy hat hides it all. Yeah, there's big, beautiful
Speaker 2: rosy cheeks.
Speaker 1: Then I'm on song today in two thousand and two,
Speaker 1: complicated by Avril Levigne.
Speaker 3: She seems complicated.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The relationship with Chad Krueger, beautiful nickelback nickelback.
Speaker 3: They got married up for four months and split up
Speaker 3: after two years or something.
Speaker 2: Why didn't it work? The worst job Wednesday? His worst
Speaker 2: job Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I tell you what, Joes, if these hands could talk,
Speaker 1: oh boy, I'll tell you some stories.
Speaker 3: What would they say about yesterday?
Speaker 1: They'd say, well, didn't we prepare for an absolute avalanche
Speaker 1: of you know what?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And then somewhat we were surprised in a good way.
Speaker 1: My hand's very much up about this morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is what happened. Worst job Wednesday. We
Speaker 3: decided the toilets at Gluttony probably use a bit of
Speaker 3: a clean out. You know, it's a busy time a
Speaker 3: year for people, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Literally hundreds of thousands of people have been through there already.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately, selfishly they hold it in.
Speaker 3: Some people that do that, I'll hold it until they
Speaker 3: get home because they don't like to peep in.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Producers told us a story about what he used to
Speaker 1: go in these camps and old is for like four days.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the portoloo, the cop sat
Speaker 1: when I get reincarnated.
Speaker 3: Days five, the portaloo is screaming.
Speaker 1: No, here he comes, here, he comes here, goes no. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we digress, ever so slightly. So we're down a Gluttony
Speaker 1: and we were tasked with the role of cleaning up
Speaker 1: everything and make sure just the whole place was tidy.
Speaker 1: So firstly it was waste management effectively, okay, And we
Speaker 1: cleaned some bins and stuff.
Speaker 2: That camera guy Josh was there as well. Good morning
Speaker 2: to you, Josh.
Speaker 5: Good monic ah right, had to go. Yeah, he did
Speaker 5: really well. We got there and the portalos were already spotlets.
Speaker 2: Just immaculate.
Speaker 3: Really, that's good.
Speaker 2: So we were expecting like a mountain of you know what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've got to say, and I think you
Speaker 1: back me up here, Josh, the borderleros is actually immaculate.
Speaker 2: That was very very clean.
Speaker 3: Okay, did he actually get his hands?
Speaker 5: Did he got Liam's toothbrush turty? Yes, what do you mean, well,
Speaker 5: you know the one he keeps in the studio here. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't think he's going to want that.
Speaker 3: Bad oh my god, to use his toothbrush to clean
Speaker 3: the toilets.
Speaker 1: Yes, if Liam wants that toothbrush back, there's a few
Speaker 1: question marks on what's going on with Liam. So basically
Speaker 1: what we did learn as well is it's not really
Speaker 1: a physical job where you're shoveling poo. No, you actually
Speaker 1: just sort of pull it tap down and just sort
Speaker 1: of flows off into the into the sewer system.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then they lifted the lid and they showed us
Speaker 5: the entirety of Glutney's waist.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yes, when I'm thinking about it, because there was like,
Speaker 7: are you nappies Oh, someone put half a chicken down
Speaker 7: and the stanch Jody, the stench usually tearing up thinking
Speaker 7: about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was trying to hold the camera and I can
Speaker 2: hear him going in the background.
Speaker 3: Do you know who's responsible for that whole chicken?
Speaker 5: Be?
Speaker 3: Sure enough?
Speaker 2: But five guys, thanks very much, Sean.
Speaker 3: It was hot over night, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Isn't it fun trying to sleep in conditions like that?
Speaker 3: It's incredible. And I had a really interesting night last
Speaker 3: night because my whole family was away. So my husband's
Speaker 3: on a two day golf tour down blasted Florio.
Speaker 2: Good on you. You go off, Greg go off.
Speaker 3: Under the guise of work. So he's away, so that
Speaker 3: meant because I have to get up and leave the
Speaker 3: house early. The kids stayed at Grandma, so it was
Speaker 3: just me and the terrifying toy kervital Sid, who's like
Speaker 3: my little guard dog. So I think I've just I've
Speaker 3: covered the news. I've covered too many home invasions. So
Speaker 3: I'm very paranoid about it. And so last night I thought,
Speaker 3: how am I going to deal with this? Because I
Speaker 3: was feeling really anxious, So I went to bed. I
Speaker 3: left the TV on. I left the light on in
Speaker 3: the hallway, and you can lock our bedroom door with
Speaker 3: a bolt. So I've gathered up Sid, the guard dog,
Speaker 3: and I've locked my bedroom door, and I've snuggled up
Speaker 3: in bed. Oh yeah, and I got a kitchen knife as.
Speaker 2: Well, and just put it.
Speaker 3: Like, no one's getting me, no one's getting me. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be fine. And so half an hour into this
Speaker 3: little panic room scenario, I've gone Jesus hot.
Speaker 1: In here.
Speaker 2: Now, guarding against my own life. Yeah, but start the sweat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's really right, So I put the little
Speaker 3: portable air conditioner on. I tell you what hazy by
Speaker 3: being twenty seven degrees all night by four o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning, with Sid just barking because Sid's like this
Speaker 3: poor little talk of it was sweating. We're both sweating.
Speaker 3: So before in the morning, sins annoying me with his barking.
Speaker 3: So all the windows are open, all the doors are open,
Speaker 3: and I might as well say, come and invade my
Speaker 3: home because we've gone from safety Sally to everyone neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Come on, in real turn of events, it's too hot
Speaker 1: to be safe. I'm just looking forward to Greg coming home.
Speaker 1: And because you've been by yourself for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: He's going to walk in the door. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: in the corner with like a shotgun.
Speaker 2: Who's there? So I just went off to play some golf.
Speaker 3: What a way to finish the show.
Speaker 2: Very good stuff.
Speaker 1: Looking forward tomorrow a's well, of course, more tickets hopefully
Speaker 1: to give away to see Lord via the Adelaide Festival.
Speaker 1: We just got to be prompt punching your details via
Speaker 1: the wind page and get ready to answer your phone
Speaker 1: Brecky in.
Speaker 3: The Burbs tomorrow. Rove is going to be joining us
Speaker 3: down there, and Will Anderson's going to be on the
Speaker 3: show as well.
Speaker 2: All right, enjoy the rest of your day.