WEBVTT - Full Show: The Big Crotch 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:13.080 Good morning, Melbourne. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:18.360 Way men, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.200 Gonna be great, gonna be a good day. This is 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:22.160 Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:27.560 You one hundred Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your Wednesday, 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.120 and sort of feels like a Monday. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.000 Wednesday snuck up on us. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:36.080 I know, Good morning Lauren, Good morning Cheat. What's wrong? 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:37.240 What's wrong? What's happening? 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.320 Said morning Jays. How are we feeling fresh? 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.240 Clip? I feel good? Yes, at the top of the world. Yep, 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:43.800 good boy, thank you. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.320 You look fresh as a daisy. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.520 Jace, how do you feel a lot better than you? 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.040 We both went to the Melbourne Cup yesterday. Wasn't it 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:52.600 a fun day? 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:53.880 It was a great day and you know it. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.520 I saw you in the evening yes and. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.320 Again at about eight sun was still up some we 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.440 was still at about eight o'clock and Clint said, lo, 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:03.400 I'm going to head off. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.399 What time was that? 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.120 Eight pm? 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:06.880 Eight pm? And I was setting off at eight pm. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:09.840 He's heating off at eight pm and we're having some 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.000 sushi yep. And I said, okay, bye Clint. And then 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.440 half an hour later I was like, oh, Clint's gone home. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:16.160 I should go home. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.160 So off I troddled climbed into bed about nine pm. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.200 Oh that's living very responsible. 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:23.959 Because I thought you'd been in bed by eight thirty pm. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:25.520 Well, he said, he said he was leaving at eight. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.920 He didn't tell me where he was leaving to. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:28.080 No, where'd you leave to? 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:31.880 I went to a little house gathering a party. It 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.160 was more gathering, right, So you went home after that? 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:36.679 And then and then. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.760 My friend was DJing at a local night spot, so 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.360 I accompanied him to know and then know the pub 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.720 and then well done. I did cut a few laps. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.720 I was telling everyone who was present. I said, I 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:49.960 have to work in the morning. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:51.360 I have a radio. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.920 I was telling everyone that had listened yesterday to Yeah. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.720 I thought people would feel sorry for me, and you 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.040 know what they did? 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:58.520 Yeah? 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.360 Yeah, that's strong. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:00.640 With you at home on time? 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.440 So did you come straight here from the Osborne or. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:08.000 I know, I've got a few hours shout. I'm well rested. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:10.160 I'm so proud of your brother, you know what? 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.360 You know what? Clint's excited about doing a little road 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.640 trip to Crown later this morning to catch up with 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:26.480 this man. He is to perform or he's a roller coaster, 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.440 so he will be tucked up in bed down a Crown. 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.120 Clint's going to head down there late this morning. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:33.639 Catch the Oaks, Daisy, I believe so well. Who performed 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:34.720 yesterday at the Melbourne? 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.160 Did he perform yesterday? He did? Yes, he was there yesterday. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.480 I think he's doing it and tomorrow? Is he doing 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.640 the Crown Oaks day lunch today? 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.000 But he's doing tomorrow too? 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.040 Yeah, well, Clint's doing all three days, so why can't 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:46.320 run it? 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:46.600 Yeah? 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:46.959 Exactly? 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.880 Did he do one song yesterday? Once song tomorrow? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:50.919 I love this one? 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:56.880 You catch s whereever I fall? 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.720 Oh my gosh. At dinner last night's. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.920 Very soothing and comforting, isn't it is. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.320 There's a jockey that came over to the table to 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.920 say hello, and I said to someone who's that? And 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.079 they said Melbourne Cup wingning jockey And I went into 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.399 congratulations Melbourn Cup. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.880 What winning? Did I say? 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:14.160 Winning? 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:20.120 Jesus Melbourne Cup winning jockey And I went into congratulations, 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.840 congratulations one of the Melbourne Cup, like fifteen years ago. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:25.760 You know who it was? 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.440 Maybe not fifteen years ago, but four years ago. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:34.520 Corey Corey Brown Worthington Corey Brown, Right, gotcha, congratulations on 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:35.320 winning the Melbourne Cup. 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:39.680 He was like, guys, big news days. I've been waiting 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:45.360 four years for this. We're not going back. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.800 We might be going back US election and it's happening 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:49.240 right now. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.560 Yep. They are counting the votes at the moment, too 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.400 early to say clean. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.120 Well, the polling station is still open, so they haven't 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.720 even started counting, so we won't know until tonight. Yeah. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:01.720 Well we have an answer to well, you sort of 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.280 get an indication because turnout's really high, so that base 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:10.640 what principally the Democrats will be very encouraged by that. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.720 Right, Okay, dumb that down for me? Is that Carla 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:14.400 or Trump? 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.200 Carmela, thank you very much. The Democrats turnout as high 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.680 generally speaking, it means that. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.640 All right, all right, we'll look more on the US 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.320 election later on this morning. We're going to a cross 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:30.360 to Charles Krauts Crouch Croucher, Crouch, Crouch, the big Crouch 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:32.080 over there. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:33.239 Big Crouch. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.760 I don't think he gets called that's the big Crutch Crouch. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:38.039 Well, you know what, I'll in Troy and like that. 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:38.800 We'll see what he says. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:39.560 I don't know about it. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.279 Crouch. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.719 He's our political editor at Channel man. You can't be 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:43.839 calling him the big Crouch. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:49.000 Lauren headed to Flemington with Fisher yesterday from Melbourne Cup. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.839 Fish's birthday yesterday and boy did with a funday. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.640 He is on the air this in the next twenty 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.640 But kick off the show should we should we start 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:57.480 with something soothing? 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.720 It's something fun. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:08.880 Bitter unh yes, just for Clint. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:11.279 Nothing at all. We are alive. This is over one hundred. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.880 Had a few technical difficulties. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.680 We have, but we are back. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.960 Baby Mike's went working earlier, only Clint's, which surprisingly is 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.120 the one mic we didn't want working this morning. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:21.680 He's had some technical he. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.400 Was talking common sense and Melbourne was here for it. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.159 A few people dusty around Melbourne this morning after a 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.200 huge Melbourne. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:31.120 A big Melbourne Cup day. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.039 It was one of the best Melbourne Cup days in 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:34.840 terms of weather we've had in. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.680 Each We did a little house party estate. People didn't 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.600 leave till seven o'clock. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.960 How fun Melbourne Cup days are. Great public holiday. 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.560 Turn the music off, turn the TV down, started shutting 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.359 the blinds, lowered the heater. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:47.760 You wouldn't want it too hot. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.120 It was warm yet yeah, sitting around thirty. 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.039 It's actually really warm. This morning as well. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.800 Yeah, I know, but we had a great Melbourne Cup day. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:57.799 And I thirty three today. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:59.440 Is it really muggy out there? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.680 Yeah? This morning it's going to buck it down. Not 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.279 great for Oak Day tomorrow, Yeah, but it is. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.279 It's it's definitely warm. It's like nineteen degrees already this morning. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:08.479 Yeah. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.400 We went to Melbourne Cup Day yesterday. It was our 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.040 mate Fisher's birthday. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.440 The DJ so. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:15.960 Bangers High. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.560 He is like one of the biggest DJs in the 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.880 world right now. He just won. Oh this is the 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:22.760 cola of j LO. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:33.640 He was very popular, very really goodness God like. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.120 You guys took him for his birthday. 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:36.039 Was his birthday? 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.400 Was a pain to walk with him. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.719 Well a little bit. People just love him. He's such 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.479 a character and he's such a nice guy. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.400 So Clinton, you were in the marquet with us. He 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.080 did get swarmed a bit, didn't he the start show. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:48.960 I mean between him and I it. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.360 Was just chalk and cheese. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:54.960 So yeah, we took him for his birthday today. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.800 Hasn't been to the races since Makaybee Diva won twenty 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.840 years ago. That was the last time he went to 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:01.719 the He was here with his beautiful wife. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:03.440 Kloh, they've got a brand new baby. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.440 That's what they do to you, maybe four months old. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.400 So they were having mum and day mum and dad's 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.320 day out that he was there, No MANI of course. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.920 Fish nearly forty. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.680 Yeah, our vita, Yeah, I don't know. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.600 It was a great yeah, give. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:24.200 Me anyway, we had so much fun. Yesterday he caught 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:25.240 up with us for a chat. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.440 Fisher, Happy Melbourne Cup Day. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.480 Oh, thank you. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.560 I'm so excited to be here. It's awesome. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.000 More importantly, happy birthday, thanks mate, the Big three nine. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.080 When was the last time you're at the Melbourne Cup? 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:38.240 Twenty years ago? 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.880 And the Kybe Diva won it and Glenn Boss was 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:45.320 riding that horse and it was a glorious time here. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:46.960 Actually it was. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.640 It wasn't as extravagant as what we're looking at right now. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.480 It was like a gypsy tent set up down here. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.880 You were born on Melbourne Cup Day, so it's a special. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.000 Day for you, Fish, Yeah it is. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:07:59.560 Look. 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.520 I was born in nineteen eighty five, November fifth, on 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.679 a Tuesday, and there was a horse in the Melbourne Cup. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.000 Called what a Nuisance? And my mum put a bed 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.840 on it and at one and here we are today, 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:12.880 game on and what. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:13.800 A nuisance you are? 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:14.600 I am. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:15.640 I love it? 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.320 Hey, I wouldn't have it any other way, would you? 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:18.400 No? 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.480 Have you here with your beautiful wife Chloe. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.160 How's life being parents? 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:23.560 Oh? 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.160 Mate, it's been so good. Our little angels four months 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.360 and she's a treat. She's so fun. She just smiles 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.960 all day. She's already got the personality. We love her 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:33.600 so much and it's very special. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:37.200 What's next for you? You're killing it, You're kicking goals everywhere. 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:38.720 What's coming up for Fisher? 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:39.280 Well? 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.360 Look right now, we're at the Melbourne Cup, so I've 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.120 finally got a day off, so I'm going to celebrate 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:46.280 with you guys. But coming up and go back to America, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.360 tour over there for a bit, and then I've got 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.520 New Year's Eve in Australia, which I'm really excited about. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.160 I haven't actually done New Year's Eve here since twenty eighteen, 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.160 so I'm. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:54.640 Frothing for that. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.080 Your gig on the Gold Coast this year was one 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:01.079 of the best days I've ever had. But I can't 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:02.520 imagine how special that was for you. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.760 Playing at home mate, that took me four years in 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.160 the making to get that done, and for me, it 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:09.720 was just all I wanted to do was bring the 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.240 party to home. It's never been done like that, and 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.480 just to see all my friends there, all my fans, 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:16.520 everyone having a good time. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:17.560 It was so special for me. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.679 It was actually one of the biggest highlights of my career, 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.480 and just because it was at home and it's never 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.680 been done at that scale, so it was awesome. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.840 This has been a great chat. But I've never heard 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.120 you be so serious. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.800 About Hey, sometimes Paul's got to be professional. Okay, you 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.040 got to have the been a professional side of this. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:35.439 And you want me to go you want me to go. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.520 To Yeah, I'm glad we got one pull at a 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:39.280 word in there world. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:40.520 I'm bitch, no worries. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.880 Thanks for having me, have you bet? 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:43.720 I don't know you could swear on this channel next 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:44.720 time I'm coming in home. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.680 He he He was on his best behavior. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:49.800 In that interview. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.840 He sounds like an absolute hoop. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.600 He's a who. He was so much fun yesterday. Couldn't 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.120 back a winner if it landed on his head. 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.280 He was born on the fifth of November, so he said, 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:03.439 I'm bad acking number five's all day long and there 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:06.240 was one race they didn't back because my Paul said, no, no, no, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:07.520 there's a sure thing in this race. 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.440 And the number five. They didn't get a winner all 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:11.160 day those boys. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:14.400 But happy birthday, Fish. You're on the air with Jason Lauren. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.560 Clint's here as well. No word on the US election. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:21.480 We probably won't know until tonight, Clint. You think come, 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:22.240 I might haven't though. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.920 Well, big voter turnout, which generally points to a potential 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:27.720 Democratic win. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:29.840 Yeah, right, which is a shame because it'd be great 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.079 to hear this crime power. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.240 From went to McDonald chair. 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.960 What they did was years ago we get we could 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.200 get the sausage, egg and chill, you know, anytime of 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:38.480 the day. 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:39.400 Well then they changed it. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:40.200 You can only get. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:41.520 It for breakfast, right. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.880 You think Trump might change that? He can do it. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.120 Hang on, he's going to change the mcdonald' Is that 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.559 a voter saying that they're going to put sausage mcmuffins 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:50.559 on the all day menu. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:51.200 If Trump gets in. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.160 Because he worked not a ship. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.920 If that's what they think they're voting. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.600 For, it's a different it's a different world that. 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:01.680 He can do it. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:08.400 Yepone me six, change the pace let's end to the bedroom. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:10.559 Well, a story has come out that I don't think 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.319 will affect you, Jason, Probably you are the Clint to 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.880 be fair, Probably me either. There has been a warning 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:20.840 about having how do I put this nicely? Having long 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.640 sessions can be dangerous to your manhood. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:24.960 Isn't it good for the cardio? 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.760 What might be good for the heart not good for 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:32.000 the for the we can overdo it, guys going to 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:36.040 be don't let your sessions last more than an hour. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:39.920 An hour, an hour, an hour, one an hour. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.800 It also says going out at eleven hours straight is 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.720 definitely too much this study. 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.440 We're going to be fine living longer than Clinton. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.280 Basically, a study has come out that says, you know 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.960 how people say, is there such thing as too much 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:57.880 love making? Well, there is over an hour, and you're 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:02.040 damaging your Goodsky's so for men and women. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:03.800 I can't even look at you when I say this. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.679 Don't full play. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.280 No, I think it's just the actual deed, the deed. 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.760 Doing the deed should last more than an hour. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:13.400 Intercourse. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.079 What's happening after an hour? 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:15.640 To them? 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.400 Well, you can hurt. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.880 It could fall off, part of it could fall off. 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.920 It could fall off. According to this reason, what. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:29.960 Could fall off? Yeap? Is it because of the friction? 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.600 The friction isn't the word friction? 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:38.560 No, you're willy. But it can be bad for women too, 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:39.840 very bad. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:40.960 Yours could fall off too. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.520 Ours can't fall off, and yours won't fall off in ours, 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:46.840 but you can dammage you. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:51.719 Grab won't fall off. It might fall off. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:57.160 Retreat, Just visualize, Hey, can I have my thing? 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.440 So don't be doing the deed more than an hour. Gentlemen, 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.960 this is a PSA ask away for all of those 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:05.440 that can do it for an hour? 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.400 What would you say is your average session time? 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.920 Three minutes? 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:18.000 Oh geez, that includes a two minute post chat. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:24.719 Yeah, ah gee, I have never once in my life 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:25.400 thought about this. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.440 Well, you haven't timed it. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.840 Never got the stop watch out? Can you believe it? 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:29.319 Have you? 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.440 You've got them on your I'm not a stopwatch, but 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.880 you have a little glance at the clock. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.680 Who's got a clock in their room? 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.160 Of course you've he's got that giant mirror that looks over. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:42.079 Have you got have you got the big hotel alarm clock? 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.440 Who's got the clock in their room? These days? Do 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:46.560 you have you ever timed it. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.200 No, I'm just happy to happen. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:52.959 Anytime is a good time. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:54.840 I'm not going to be picky. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.559 We're not fighting for the world records at our house. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.960 I reckon fifteen minutes. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:03.920 Fifteen minutes is a good round number that includes everything. 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.760 Yeah, that's a good quarter, a good quarter of an hour. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.760 How afterwards as well, that's a meal, a chat. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.400 What do you How long's a good session? 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:18.000 I mean, here we go and a good sesshon twenty minutes. 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:22.560 You just wanted to go one up on me fifteen 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.480 so you said about the eighteen minute mark, someone else arrives. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.480 Hey, the hotel alarm clock ticks over. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.800 Thirteen twenty four to ten. Oh yeah, how long you 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:34.600 last in Melbourne? 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.880 How long should a session go? 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.600 Right now? And we're looking for honesty here, all right, 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.600 don't just ring up trying and impress all the lads 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:41.280 on the work site. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.600 Yeah, well, I like this article says eleven hours straight 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.000 is definitely too much. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.080 Eleven hours. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:48.640 I'm not able. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.200 To wait for eleven hours in a row, but that's. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.720 Not non stop eleven hours. But there was once I 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.800 missed two flights because I stayed in bed with someone 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.000 all day in a hotel. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.720 Well, this is a GP who said. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:00.800 But that would be like you have a sleep, wake up, 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.800 going to the round? Have asleep? How many rounds? A 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.440 few rounds? Miss two flight time? 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:06.320 Wow? 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:07.720 Wow, that's young love. 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:11.720 Yeah, it was many years ago. Now I'd be like, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.760 why are you waking me? Can we just sleep all day? 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.880 Thirteen twenty four ten? How long are you lasting? You 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.760 can remain completely anonymous and in return, I'll stick with 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:23.560 the theme. You can get a hole in one again. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:27.120 We will send you to Holy Moly. I've got a 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.880 two hundred and fifty allar ours yea, be ahead to 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.080 Holy Moly and have some fun there. Thirteen twenty four 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:32.960 ten is our number. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.760 How long's a good session Melbourne? 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:39.120 Melbourne's being shy? Thirteen twenty four to ten? How long 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.280 as a session lasted at your place? We wanted a brag, 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.560 but you know what might have been just one round? 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.840 You might have stayed in bed all weekend with someone, 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:52.040 Oh gosh, all weekend christ Actually we'd We had a 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.000 friend of ours stay at our place when we were 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:57.120 living in Brisbane. He bought a girl home. They didn't 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:00.000 leave the spare room all weekend. He brought a home 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.840 Friday night, Na, she left us Sunday reads. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:06.800 The limits You can do that in a hotel, the limits. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.240 Of the room. I have to leave the bag outside 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.560 the door. She cabled. Tidy there, what's going on? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.400 Sort of pay by the owl motel? 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:14.080 Will you run out? 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.040 Look? A story has come out that says if your 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.280 sessions last more than an hour, it can be dangerous. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.320 Thirty perhaps good for cardio, not good for your lady 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:26.040 bits and your men. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.480 Bits thirteen twenty four to ten. Join us on the air, 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.160 could walk away with the two hundred and fifty dollars. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.960 Holy Molly a gift card a Holy Moly fun House 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.080 now open on Little Burg Street, Sir, Holy Molly Fun 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.800 House for more info, thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:43.640 How long is a session? In your books? 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:49.440 There is a report about people's sex lives that might 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.240 frighten people, probably not you, two Clinton, Jason. If your 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.360