Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Way men, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 1: Gonna be great, gonna be a good day. This is
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: You one hundred Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your Wednesday,
Speaker 3: and sort of feels like a Monday.
Speaker 4: Wednesday snuck up on us.
Speaker 3: I know, Good morning Lauren, Good morning Cheat. What's wrong?
Speaker 3: What's wrong? What's happening?
Speaker 4: Said morning Jays. How are we feeling fresh?
Speaker 3: Clip? I feel good? Yes, at the top of the world. Yep,
Speaker 3: good boy, thank you.
Speaker 4: You look fresh as a daisy.
Speaker 3: Jace, how do you feel a lot better than you?
Speaker 5: We both went to the Melbourne Cup yesterday. Wasn't it
Speaker 5: a fun day?
Speaker 6: It was a great day and you know it.
Speaker 4: I saw you in the evening yes and.
Speaker 5: Again at about eight sun was still up some we
Speaker 5: was still at about eight o'clock and Clint said, lo,
Speaker 5: I'm going to head off.
Speaker 3: What time was that?
Speaker 4: Eight pm?
Speaker 3: Eight pm? And I was setting off at eight pm.
Speaker 5: He's heating off at eight pm and we're having some
Speaker 5: sushi yep. And I said, okay, bye Clint. And then
Speaker 5: half an hour later I was like, oh, Clint's gone home.
Speaker 5: I should go home.
Speaker 4: So off I troddled climbed into bed about nine pm.
Speaker 3: Oh that's living very responsible.
Speaker 4: Because I thought you'd been in bed by eight thirty pm.
Speaker 3: Well, he said, he said he was leaving at eight.
Speaker 4: He didn't tell me where he was leaving to.
Speaker 3: No, where'd you leave to?
Speaker 6: I went to a little house gathering a party. It
Speaker 6: was more gathering, right, So you went home after that?
Speaker 3: And then and then.
Speaker 6: My friend was DJing at a local night spot, so
Speaker 6: I accompanied him to know and then know the pub
Speaker 6: and then well done. I did cut a few laps.
Speaker 6: I was telling everyone who was present. I said, I
Speaker 6: have to work in the morning.
Speaker 3: I have a radio.
Speaker 5: I was telling everyone that had listened yesterday to Yeah.
Speaker 5: I thought people would feel sorry for me, and you
Speaker 5: know what they did?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's strong.
Speaker 6: With you at home on time?
Speaker 3: So did you come straight here from the Osborne or.
Speaker 6: I know, I've got a few hours shout. I'm well rested.
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of your brother, you know what?
Speaker 3: You know what? Clint's excited about doing a little road
Speaker 3: trip to Crown later this morning to catch up with
Speaker 3: this man. He is to perform or he's a roller coaster,
Speaker 3: so he will be tucked up in bed down a Crown.
Speaker 3: Clint's going to head down there late this morning.
Speaker 5: Catch the Oaks, Daisy, I believe so well. Who performed
Speaker 5: yesterday at the Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Did he perform yesterday? He did? Yes, he was there yesterday.
Speaker 3: I think he's doing it and tomorrow? Is he doing
Speaker 3: the Crown Oaks day lunch today?
Speaker 4: But he's doing tomorrow too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Clint's doing all three days, so why can't
Speaker 3: run it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 4: Did he do one song yesterday? Once song tomorrow?
Speaker 3: I love this one?
Speaker 6: You catch s whereever I fall?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. At dinner last night's.
Speaker 6: Very soothing and comforting, isn't it is.
Speaker 5: There's a jockey that came over to the table to
Speaker 5: say hello, and I said to someone who's that? And
Speaker 5: they said Melbourne Cup wingning jockey And I went into
Speaker 5: congratulations Melbourn Cup.
Speaker 4: What winning? Did I say?
Speaker 3: Winning?
Speaker 5: Jesus Melbourne Cup winning jockey And I went into congratulations,
Speaker 5: congratulations one of the Melbourne Cup, like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: You know who it was?
Speaker 4: Maybe not fifteen years ago, but four years ago.
Speaker 6: Corey Corey Brown Worthington Corey Brown, Right, gotcha, congratulations on
Speaker 6: winning the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 3: He was like, guys, big news days. I've been waiting
Speaker 3: four years for this. We're not going back.
Speaker 5: We might be going back US election and it's happening
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 3: Yep. They are counting the votes at the moment, too
Speaker 3: early to say clean.
Speaker 6: Well, the polling station is still open, so they haven't
Speaker 6: even started counting, so we won't know until tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well we have an answer to well, you sort of
Speaker 6: get an indication because turnout's really high, so that base
Speaker 6: what principally the Democrats will be very encouraged by that.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, dumb that down for me? Is that Carla
Speaker 5: or Trump?
Speaker 6: Carmela, thank you very much. The Democrats turnout as high
Speaker 6: generally speaking, it means that.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll look more on the US
Speaker 3: election later on this morning. We're going to a cross
Speaker 3: to Charles Krauts Crouch Croucher, Crouch, Crouch, the big Crouch
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 4: Big Crouch.
Speaker 5: I don't think he gets called that's the big Crutch Crouch.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'll in Troy and like that.
Speaker 3: We'll see what he says.
Speaker 4: I don't know about it.
Speaker 3: Crouch.
Speaker 6: He's our political editor at Channel man. You can't be
Speaker 6: calling him the big Crouch.
Speaker 3: Lauren headed to Flemington with Fisher yesterday from Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 5: Fish's birthday yesterday and boy did with a funday.
Speaker 3: He is on the air this in the next twenty
Speaker 3: But kick off the show should we should we start
Speaker 3: with something soothing?
Speaker 4: It's something fun.
Speaker 5: Bitter unh yes, just for Clint.
Speaker 3: Nothing at all. We are alive. This is over one hundred.
Speaker 3: Had a few technical difficulties.
Speaker 4: We have, but we are back.
Speaker 3: Baby Mike's went working earlier, only Clint's, which surprisingly is
Speaker 3: the one mic we didn't want working this morning.
Speaker 4: He's had some technical he.
Speaker 6: Was talking common sense and Melbourne was here for it.
Speaker 3: A few people dusty around Melbourne this morning after a
Speaker 3: huge Melbourne.
Speaker 4: A big Melbourne Cup day.
Speaker 5: It was one of the best Melbourne Cup days in
Speaker 5: terms of weather we've had in.
Speaker 3: Each We did a little house party estate. People didn't
Speaker 3: leave till seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: How fun Melbourne Cup days are. Great public holiday.
Speaker 3: Turn the music off, turn the TV down, started shutting
Speaker 3: the blinds, lowered the heater.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't want it too hot.
Speaker 3: It was warm yet yeah, sitting around thirty.
Speaker 4: It's actually really warm. This morning as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but we had a great Melbourne Cup day.
Speaker 3: And I thirty three today.
Speaker 4: Is it really muggy out there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This morning it's going to buck it down. Not
Speaker 3: great for Oak Day tomorrow, Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 5: It's it's definitely warm. It's like nineteen degrees already this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We went to Melbourne Cup Day yesterday. It was our
Speaker 5: mate Fisher's birthday.
Speaker 4: The DJ so.
Speaker 5: Bangers High.
Speaker 4: He is like one of the biggest DJs in the
Speaker 4: world right now. He just won. Oh this is the
Speaker 4: cola of j LO.
Speaker 6: He was very popular, very really goodness God like.
Speaker 3: You guys took him for his birthday.
Speaker 4: Was his birthday?
Speaker 3: Was a pain to walk with him.
Speaker 4: Well a little bit. People just love him. He's such
Speaker 4: a character and he's such a nice guy.
Speaker 5: So Clinton, you were in the marquet with us. He
Speaker 5: did get swarmed a bit, didn't he the start show.
Speaker 6: I mean between him and I it.
Speaker 3: Was just chalk and cheese.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we took him for his birthday today.
Speaker 5: Hasn't been to the races since Makaybee Diva won twenty
Speaker 5: years ago. That was the last time he went to
Speaker 5: the He was here with his beautiful wife.
Speaker 4: Kloh, they've got a brand new baby.
Speaker 8: That's what they do to you, maybe four months old.
Speaker 5: So they were having mum and day mum and dad's
Speaker 5: day out that he was there, No MANI of course.
Speaker 4: Fish nearly forty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, our vita, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was a great yeah, give.
Speaker 5: Me anyway, we had so much fun. Yesterday he caught
Speaker 5: up with us for a chat.
Speaker 4: Fisher, Happy Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited to be here. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: More importantly, happy birthday, thanks mate, the Big three nine.
Speaker 4: When was the last time you're at the Melbourne Cup?
Speaker 3: Twenty years ago?
Speaker 2: And the Kybe Diva won it and Glenn Boss was
Speaker 2: riding that horse and it was a glorious time here.
Speaker 3: Actually it was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as extravagant as what we're looking at right now.
Speaker 2: It was like a gypsy tent set up down here.
Speaker 5: You were born on Melbourne Cup Day, so it's a special.
Speaker 2: Day for you, Fish, Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: I was born in nineteen eighty five, November fifth, on
Speaker 2: a Tuesday, and there was a horse in the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 3: Called what a Nuisance? And my mum put a bed
Speaker 3: on it and at one and here we are today,
Speaker 3: game on and what.
Speaker 4: A nuisance you are?
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 2: Hey, I wouldn't have it any other way, would you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Have you here with your beautiful wife Chloe.
Speaker 4: How's life being parents?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Mate, it's been so good. Our little angels four months
Speaker 2: and she's a treat. She's so fun. She just smiles
Speaker 2: all day. She's already got the personality. We love her
Speaker 2: so much and it's very special.
Speaker 4: What's next for you? You're killing it, You're kicking goals everywhere.
Speaker 4: What's coming up for Fisher?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Look right now, we're at the Melbourne Cup, so I've
Speaker 2: finally got a day off, so I'm going to celebrate
Speaker 2: with you guys. But coming up and go back to America,
Speaker 2: tour over there for a bit, and then I've got
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve in Australia, which I'm really excited about.
Speaker 2: I haven't actually done New Year's Eve here since twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: so I'm.
Speaker 3: Frothing for that.
Speaker 5: Your gig on the Gold Coast this year was one
Speaker 5: of the best days I've ever had. But I can't
Speaker 5: imagine how special that was for you.
Speaker 2: Playing at home mate, that took me four years in
Speaker 2: the making to get that done, and for me, it
Speaker 2: was just all I wanted to do was bring the
Speaker 2: party to home. It's never been done like that, and
Speaker 2: just to see all my friends there, all my fans,
Speaker 2: everyone having a good time.
Speaker 3: It was so special for me.
Speaker 2: It was actually one of the biggest highlights of my career,
Speaker 2: and just because it was at home and it's never
Speaker 2: been done at that scale, so it was awesome.
Speaker 4: This has been a great chat. But I've never heard
Speaker 4: you be so serious.
Speaker 2: About Hey, sometimes Paul's got to be professional. Okay, you
Speaker 2: got to have the been a professional side of this.
Speaker 1: And you want me to go you want me to go.
Speaker 5: To Yeah, I'm glad we got one pull at a
Speaker 5: word in there world.
Speaker 4: I'm bitch, no worries.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, have you bet?
Speaker 2: I don't know you could swear on this channel next
Speaker 2: time I'm coming in home.
Speaker 5: He he He was on his best behavior.
Speaker 1: In that interview.
Speaker 3: He sounds like an absolute hoop.
Speaker 4: He's a who. He was so much fun yesterday. Couldn't
Speaker 4: back a winner if it landed on his head.
Speaker 5: He was born on the fifth of November, so he said,
Speaker 5: I'm bad acking number five's all day long and there
Speaker 5: was one race they didn't back because my Paul said, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: there's a sure thing in this race.
Speaker 4: And the number five. They didn't get a winner all
Speaker 4: day those boys.
Speaker 3: But happy birthday, Fish. You're on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: Clint's here as well. No word on the US election.
Speaker 3: We probably won't know until tonight, Clint. You think come,
Speaker 3: I might haven't though.
Speaker 6: Well, big voter turnout, which generally points to a potential
Speaker 6: Democratic win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, which is a shame because it'd be great
Speaker 3: to hear this crime power.
Speaker 8: From went to McDonald chair.
Speaker 9: What they did was years ago we get we could
Speaker 9: get the sausage, egg and chill, you know, anytime of
Speaker 9: the day.
Speaker 4: Well then they changed it.
Speaker 3: You can only get.
Speaker 8: It for breakfast, right.
Speaker 3: You think Trump might change that? He can do it.
Speaker 5: Hang on, he's going to change the mcdonald' Is that
Speaker 5: a voter saying that they're going to put sausage mcmuffins
Speaker 5: on the all day menu.
Speaker 4: If Trump gets in.
Speaker 3: Because he worked not a ship.
Speaker 4: If that's what they think they're voting.
Speaker 6: For, it's a different it's a different world that.
Speaker 4: He can do it.
Speaker 3: Yepone me six, change the pace let's end to the bedroom.
Speaker 5: Well, a story has come out that I don't think
Speaker 5: will affect you, Jason, Probably you are the Clint to
Speaker 5: be fair, Probably me either. There has been a warning
Speaker 5: about having how do I put this nicely? Having long
Speaker 5: sessions can be dangerous to your manhood.
Speaker 3: Isn't it good for the cardio?
Speaker 5: What might be good for the heart not good for
Speaker 5: the for the we can overdo it, guys going to
Speaker 5: be don't let your sessions last more than an hour.
Speaker 3: An hour, an hour, an hour, one an hour.
Speaker 5: It also says going out at eleven hours straight is
Speaker 5: definitely too much this study.
Speaker 3: We're going to be fine living longer than Clinton.
Speaker 5: Basically, a study has come out that says, you know
Speaker 5: how people say, is there such thing as too much
Speaker 5: love making? Well, there is over an hour, and you're
Speaker 5: damaging your Goodsky's so for men and women.
Speaker 3: I can't even look at you when I say this.
Speaker 3: Don't full play.
Speaker 5: No, I think it's just the actual deed, the deed.
Speaker 5: Doing the deed should last more than an hour.
Speaker 3: Intercourse.
Speaker 6: What's happening after an hour?
Speaker 3: To them?
Speaker 4: Well, you can hurt.
Speaker 3: It could fall off, part of it could fall off.
Speaker 4: It could fall off. According to this reason, what.
Speaker 3: Could fall off? Yeap? Is it because of the friction?
Speaker 3: The friction isn't the word friction?
Speaker 4: No, you're willy. But it can be bad for women too,
Speaker 4: very bad.
Speaker 3: Yours could fall off too.
Speaker 5: Ours can't fall off, and yours won't fall off in ours,
Speaker 5: but you can dammage you.
Speaker 4: Grab won't fall off. It might fall off.
Speaker 3: Retreat, Just visualize, Hey, can I have my thing?
Speaker 5: So don't be doing the deed more than an hour. Gentlemen,
Speaker 5: this is a PSA ask away for all of those
Speaker 5: that can do it for an hour?
Speaker 3: What would you say is your average session time?
Speaker 4: Three minutes?
Speaker 3: Oh geez, that includes a two minute post chat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ah gee, I have never once in my life
Speaker 5: thought about this.
Speaker 3: Well, you haven't timed it.
Speaker 4: Never got the stop watch out? Can you believe it?
Speaker 5: Have you?
Speaker 6: You've got them on your I'm not a stopwatch, but
Speaker 6: you have a little glance at the clock.
Speaker 4: Who's got a clock in their room?
Speaker 3: Of course you've he's got that giant mirror that looks over.
Speaker 5: Have you got have you got the big hotel alarm clock?
Speaker 4: Who's got the clock in their room? These days? Do
Speaker 4: you have you ever timed it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just happy to happen.
Speaker 4: Anytime is a good time.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be picky.
Speaker 4: We're not fighting for the world records at our house.
Speaker 4: I reckon fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes is a good round number that includes everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good quarter, a good quarter of an hour.
Speaker 3: How afterwards as well, that's a meal, a chat.
Speaker 4: What do you How long's a good session?
Speaker 6: I mean, here we go and a good sesshon twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: You just wanted to go one up on me fifteen
Speaker 3: so you said about the eighteen minute mark, someone else arrives.
Speaker 4: Hey, the hotel alarm clock ticks over.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Oh yeah, how long you
Speaker 3: last in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: How long should a session go?
Speaker 3: Right now? And we're looking for honesty here, all right,
Speaker 3: don't just ring up trying and impress all the lads
Speaker 3: on the work site.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I like this article says eleven hours straight
Speaker 5: is definitely too much.
Speaker 4: Eleven hours.
Speaker 3: I'm not able.
Speaker 4: To wait for eleven hours in a row, but that's.
Speaker 3: Not non stop eleven hours. But there was once I
Speaker 3: missed two flights because I stayed in bed with someone
Speaker 3: all day in a hotel.
Speaker 4: Well, this is a GP who said.
Speaker 3: But that would be like you have a sleep, wake up,
Speaker 3: going to the round? Have asleep? How many rounds? A
Speaker 3: few rounds? Miss two flight time?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow, that's young love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was many years ago. Now I'd be like,
Speaker 3: why are you waking me? Can we just sleep all day?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten? How long are you lasting? You
Speaker 3: can remain completely anonymous and in return, I'll stick with
Speaker 3: the theme. You can get a hole in one again.
Speaker 3: We will send you to Holy Moly. I've got a
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty allar ours yea, be ahead to
Speaker 3: Holy Moly and have some fun there. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number.
Speaker 4: How long's a good session Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Melbourne's being shy? Thirteen twenty four to ten? How long
Speaker 3: as a session lasted at your place? We wanted a brag,
Speaker 3: but you know what might have been just one round?
Speaker 3: You might have stayed in bed all weekend with someone,
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, all weekend christ Actually we'd We had a
Speaker 3: friend of ours stay at our place when we were
Speaker 3: living in Brisbane. He bought a girl home. They didn't
Speaker 3: leave the spare room all weekend. He brought a home
Speaker 3: Friday night, Na, she left us Sunday reads.
Speaker 4: The limits You can do that in a hotel, the limits.
Speaker 3: Of the room. I have to leave the bag outside
Speaker 3: the door. She cabled. Tidy there, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Sort of pay by the owl motel?
Speaker 3: Will you run out?
Speaker 5: Look? A story has come out that says if your
Speaker 5: sessions last more than an hour, it can be dangerous.
Speaker 5: Thirty perhaps good for cardio, not good for your lady
Speaker 5: bits and your men.
Speaker 3: Bits thirteen twenty four to ten. Join us on the air,
Speaker 3: could walk away with the two hundred and fifty dollars.
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Speaker 4: How long is a session? In your books?
Speaker 5: There is a report about people's sex lives that might
Speaker 5: frighten people, probably not you, two Clinton, Jason. If your
Speaker 5: sessions go for more than an hour, it could cause damage.
Speaker 4: My question is who's doing it for more than an hour?
Speaker 4: No one in here do you reckon?
Speaker 3: She'd be a dirty talker.
Speaker 5: You are absolutely not allowed to ask that question of
Speaker 5: a colleague in the workplace.
Speaker 3: Please, we're going to go by those rules. Speak half
Speaker 3: the stuff on this ship.
Speaker 4: You'll never know. What do you think though?
Speaker 3: Well? You do like talking every other time.
Speaker 6: I think she'd surprise us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4: You'll never know, Clint, you'll both die wondering.
Speaker 3: Filthy, absolutely filthy.
Speaker 5: Cannot confirm nor deny those accusations. Look at you two,
Speaker 5: sitting there with your arms crossed, staring at me.
Speaker 4: All judge because you don't know.
Speaker 3: We're not judging if you want to be you know,
Speaker 3: are you a dirty talking to you?
Speaker 5: And still don't ask him? I don't want to know.
Speaker 5: That's the difference between me and Jason. I actually have
Speaker 5: zero interest in knowing what he does in his house.
Speaker 3: I don't mind a chat.
Speaker 4: Oh you're repulsive. Does your wife ever say.
Speaker 3: She was noise canceling?
Speaker 6: I don't want to see you on the nest, on
Speaker 6: the on the nest.
Speaker 5: I've never heard that expression on the heard of that either,
Speaker 5: I heard of the work bench.
Speaker 3: But lo about the ladies that you ryme?
Speaker 11: Hello, good morning, Jase, loves And.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon?
Speaker 5: How long are the sessions in your house? Because an
Speaker 5: hour is too long?
Speaker 11: I think five to ten minutes is a real good session.
Speaker 11: As long as all parties I was going to say
Speaker 11: both parties, but all parties are kicking goals?
Speaker 4: Oh, all parties a party of five at.
Speaker 11: Your Remember it's always an open invitation.
Speaker 4: Do you throw your keys in the bowl sometimes? Ryan?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: No, no, okay.
Speaker 6: When you say firing on all cylinders, as long as
Speaker 6: everyone's just kicking, going, enjoying its participating equally.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon what it would have ever been in
Speaker 3: a party situation?
Speaker 4: I'm not a swinger.
Speaker 5: No, what get from menaced today?
Speaker 4: I even he's uncomfortable made himself.
Speaker 6: You're in a mood?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not that?
Speaker 4: Is that an offer?
Speaker 3: Give him a few minutes please?
Speaker 4: Finteen twenty four. He'd like to take jas up on
Speaker 4: his mood.
Speaker 3: Hey, this could be absolutely, absolutely frightening. But should we
Speaker 3: ask the thumb?
Speaker 4: How long does this session last in your house?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He's executive producer. You don't have to answer this.
Speaker 3: He proudly will good morning team. What would you say
Speaker 3: is a no decent station session?
Speaker 1: The most recent would have been in and around the
Speaker 1: forty minute mark.
Speaker 3: I reckon what stamina forty minutes? What do you watch
Speaker 3: a movie? First?
Speaker 1: There's a lot to get done, guys.
Speaker 3: When we'll go remember, we'll do it okay.
Speaker 5: Well, like the research, says Brody, that is fine as
Speaker 5: long as it's not over an hour.
Speaker 6: I can't make any guarantees.
Speaker 3: Good on you, bro When we're going into hide and Seek,
Speaker 3: remember you know we went at the start of the year.
Speaker 3: I rang Brody that day and he's like, I can't
Speaker 3: talk now. I'm about to be locked away from my
Speaker 3: partner for four days. We need to the nest. He
Speaker 3: was on the nest. He wasn't leaving the next until.
Speaker 4: What an expression. I don't think I'm going to put
Speaker 4: that in mind.
Speaker 3: I've never been on the nest. In my vocab, the
Speaker 3: worst bench I've heard, Yes, on the nest, the adult
Speaker 3: theme park.
Speaker 4: The adult the park. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Should we put this segment a bit?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 3: So. You are on the air with Jason Lauren clint
Speaker 3: here as well. You're listening to number one hundred. I've
Speaker 3: been waiting four years for this. It's all going down
Speaker 3: in the US and political editor from Channel nine, Charles
Speaker 3: Croucher joining us on the egday Crouch Morning, Lauren Claire, Great.
Speaker 5: My gosh, is it excitement or nerves or what's the
Speaker 5: feeling over in the States, Charles.
Speaker 12: I reckon a whole lot of nerves, a lot of
Speaker 12: young people voting for the first time. They're excited. The
Speaker 12: rest of the country, the rest of the world really
Speaker 12: is probably nervous at the moment, sitting and waiting to
Speaker 12: see what the results are, if those results are accepted,
Speaker 12: and how long it all takes. But I can tell
Speaker 12: you there are a lot of voters, particularly in the
Speaker 12: swing states, that will be excited at the end of
Speaker 12: the day because they can turn on the footy, turn
Speaker 12: on the TV, click on the radio and not hear
Speaker 12: another moodigal ad bomb blood of billions of dollars worth
Speaker 12: of that.
Speaker 6: Wow, Crouch, it sounds like women have turned down out
Speaker 6: in droves. What does that point to?
Speaker 12: Yeah, that points to Carmela Harris. I mean, the big
Speaker 12: thing that has changed in the last four years, apart
Speaker 12: from Carmela Harris replacing Joe Biden, is there was a
Speaker 12: decision by the Supreme Court here that overturned the Roe
Speaker 12: versus Way decision that effectively gave women the right to
Speaker 12: choose when it comes to abortions. That's been overturned and
Speaker 12: in some states it's been overturned dramatically, and there are
Speaker 12: no rights to things, even with medical procedures and others circumstances.
Speaker 12: So if there is a big woman vote today, if
Speaker 12: the ladies show up, that is a good sign for
Speaker 12: Carmla Harris because they are voting on this issue and
Speaker 12: the Democrats know it. They've campaigning with a pretty prominent
Speaker 12: Republican liszt Chinee. She's been out effectively giving women permission
Speaker 12: to go and vote against the party that they've loved,
Speaker 12: the Republican Party. And there's even been ads featuring Julia
Speaker 12: Roberts of all people, effectively saying that the ballot box
Speaker 12: and the ballot booth is one of the few places
Speaker 12: that is still private and women may still get to choose,
Speaker 12: and they can tell their husbands, tell their family their
Speaker 12: voting for someone and vote for someone else. Isn't it is?
Speaker 5: It is private and people you can say one thing
Speaker 5: and do the other. But Charles, this has got to
Speaker 5: be the most celebrity indoorsed election of all time.
Speaker 12: Right, it's been right up there, you know, And and
Speaker 12: I'm going to say, on both sides, Donald Trump has
Speaker 12: the one musk and hulk Hogan a puting.
Speaker 3: In has been able to rip his shirt off yet
Speaker 3: because it looks like.
Speaker 12: Drawing, which we checked back in there. He had a
Speaker 12: rest got there eventually. Gala Harris closed with a big
Speaker 12: conty esterday with headlined by over. Ricky Martin was there
Speaker 12: as well. All of a sudden, the Puerto Rican and
Speaker 12: Latino vote has become a bigger thing as well of
Speaker 12: the last year or so bad Bunny. You know, it's
Speaker 12: been a huge amount of celebrities out there, and we
Speaker 12: always one day if the celebrity vote actually means anything.
Speaker 12: I think when you go Taylor Swift, Beyonce, a Bad Bunny,
Speaker 12: Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez, you know you're hitting different demographs
Speaker 12: just telling them to you know, who to vote for.
Speaker 12: But encouraging people to vote. Don't forget, voting is not
Speaker 12: compulsory over here, and so they believe it's young people.
Speaker 12: If this gen z show up and vote, then they're
Speaker 12: going to win this election.
Speaker 5: If Kamala Harris wins this selection, will Donald Trump accept that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 12: I mean, I wouldn't imagine so. But it is much
Speaker 12: harder to throw your toys out of the cop when
Speaker 12: you're not in the you're not in the last time
Speaker 12: he had the authority of the Oval office. The other thing,
Speaker 12: you know, last time he support has storm the capitol.
Speaker 12: I'm looking at the capitol now. They ended out about
Speaker 12: a thousand charges and that some of them spent time
Speaker 12: and some of them are still in jail. I think
Speaker 12: again before taking to the barricades if there is consequences
Speaker 12: like that. So look, I don't think you'll accept the result.
Speaker 12: I don't think it's going to matter quite as much.
Speaker 12: But you know, he can't come out and claim victory
Speaker 12: and then Karla claims victory and then you've got two governments.
Speaker 12: Then you're in big trouble.
Speaker 3: So just on the lead of us, just on the
Speaker 3: whole storm in the Capitol is can you notice an
Speaker 3: increase in security and police presence over there at the moment?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, you can. I'm looking at it now. There
Speaker 12: is a small fence in front of the Capitol, and
Speaker 12: there's one of their called climb proof fence a little
Speaker 12: bit closer. And then there's some construction work going on.
Speaker 12: So there are provisions in place. The District Attorney of Philadelphia,
Speaker 12: you know, the biggest city in Pennsylvania, which is going
Speaker 12: to be the most important state see yesterday. If anyone
Speaker 12: feels like getting their militia on his words around it
Speaker 12: and find out so then I'm walking around with you.
Speaker 6: Run Yeah, what's he got telling you, Charles, because it
Speaker 6: sounds like Indie's a breaking to Harris.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's what it feels like. I mean, Donald Trump
Speaker 12: should be favorite. Right between the immigration mess over here
Speaker 12: and inflation which has really hurt those people living paycheck
Speaker 12: to paycheck, the Republican should be favored. It's a bad
Speaker 12: time to be an incumbent anywhere in the world. But
Speaker 12: his refusal to set the last election and.
Speaker 3: That Roe v.
Speaker 12: Way decision, the Supreme Court decision, I think just pit
Speaker 12: this one back in favor of Carmla Harris book. It
Speaker 12: is awfully close. But if it becomes a battle of
Speaker 12: the sexes, young blokes turning out for Trump versus young
Speaker 12: women turning out for Kamela, I think I'll fight young
Speaker 12: women a bit more reliable than young blokes. The third option,
Speaker 12: you know, it is Paris the Trump VI the couch.
Speaker 12: The couch might win that.
Speaker 3: One, rong.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm Charles, this election, whichever way it goes, will
Speaker 5: it affect us here in Australia at all.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, you know, we follow America into every one
Speaker 12: of their battles, everyone in their wars. And beyond that,
Speaker 12: you know, Donald Trump is talking huge tariffs and that
Speaker 12: without getting real deep into economics, means that the cost
Speaker 12: of things will change and will rise into the nation
Speaker 12: that has to import things and has to export things
Speaker 12: and deal with the world. We're a bit more sort
Speaker 12: of influenced by that. The other point is the one
Speaker 12: thing we know here, and this is regardless of whoever wins,
Speaker 12: is that next January there's going to be a new president.
Speaker 12: That can certain and anytime you change the president, you
Speaker 12: change the world. And this is now a nation we
Speaker 12: rely on more than ever for our security. We've got
Speaker 12: marines based in the Northern Territory, got submarines off the
Speaker 12: East coast, and we've got these two new big agreements
Speaker 12: in UCAS and the Quad in which we are tied
Speaker 12: writing shotgun with a US right, and they're going to
Speaker 12: choose the driver for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Charles, just to let you go off the
Speaker 3: top of your head, your favorite Bad Bunny songs.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're right into Bad Bunny. I like his original stuff.
Speaker 3: Is Christmas Charlie.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he is a not just an Australian political guru,
Speaker 6: he's an American political.
Speaker 3: You know what I like though, you've dumb it down
Speaker 3: for us, Charles, Yes, thank you political correspondent on. I've
Speaker 3: actually understood every word, so start.
Speaker 4: Thanks Charles.
Speaker 5: We know it's a big week for you, so thanks
Speaker 5: for joining us this morning.
Speaker 12: Enjoy the coverage of the Enjoy the rest of the
Speaker 12: cup week.
Speaker 3: Charles Crouch, are there, chief political editor at nine? Now
Speaker 3: that's a journalist there, Clint.
Speaker 4: He's great.
Speaker 6: Get him in to read the news.
Speaker 4: He's busy. Pull your up, that's your job.
Speaker 3: I had wearing any Ricky? Oh yes, how they get
Speaker 3: me voting? Hey, coming up? Your chance to win free
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Speaker 3: out for this. When you hear that, you give us
Speaker 3: a ring. We will shake the Christmas tree. Whatever cash
Speaker 3: falls out, you will win. It is that easy. Shake
Speaker 3: the tree is coming up very soon. But next we
Speaker 3: went to the races and as a result we have
Speaker 3: an apology to make, so we head along to the races.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for the VRC for having us.
Speaker 5: I know it's been a fun old few days, hasn't it.
Speaker 5: I had an absolute disaster walking out the door yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well, I had a disaster at the track. I got
Speaker 3: some last minute extra ticket and my brother in law
Speaker 3: and my sister were down from Brisbane, and I thought
Speaker 3: they would never get to go to the bird Cage.
Speaker 3: I would love to take them for a nice day
Speaker 3: at the races. Sure, so took them along to Flemington.
Speaker 3: They they don't mind a free drink. They hit it
Speaker 3: pretty hard. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's wrong. You're here headphones, planner.
Speaker 3: If you take them out, I'm a meter in front
Speaker 3: of you. Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Took them along a couple of free drinks. Quinn, you
Speaker 3: saw them? I did? How did you describe them?
Speaker 6: Queenslanders?
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what I said to everyone all day.
Speaker 3: All day, I walked around going, they're from Brisbane. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry.
Speaker 4: You're from Brisbane too.
Speaker 3: No, no, but I've been here for like nine years.
Speaker 6: What are they called gentrified? Yes, yes, you've been You've
Speaker 6: become a Melbourne now. Look they were, they were partying.
Speaker 4: I gave away that they were from Brisbane.
Speaker 3: The way that my brother in law kept screaming to
Speaker 3: people drink up, it's free. Oh god, yea. So I
Speaker 3: hadn't it am contained in the Moon Marquee And that's
Speaker 3: where they met Clint.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Had you met them before, Clint? It was the first
Speaker 4: time meeting.
Speaker 3: My sister really threw herself at Clint.
Speaker 4: Did she literally gorgeous? Isn't she? Leticia gorgeous?
Speaker 3: And then Clint said, why don't you take them to
Speaker 3: the Channel Line markets?
Speaker 4: Who was in there?
Speaker 3: Well, as we walked in, my sister was like someone
Speaker 3: on one of those buses in La that goes start.
Speaker 4: To Hollywood to a bus order start home.
Speaker 3: She walked into. My sister goes, holy shits, watch.
Speaker 4: Of course I gave it. Roger is handsome, that doctor, doctor.
Speaker 3: H not to my brother in laws. My brother in
Speaker 3: law screamed out, I loved you in Mcloud's Daughters?
Speaker 6: Was he in the Clouds Daughters?
Speaker 3: And he said I've done other stuff since then? And
Speaker 3: my brother in law said, I haven't seen it. Love
Speaker 3: to McLeod's daughters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he's an OG fan from way back.
Speaker 3: The other problem was we were all standing together, yes,
Speaker 3: and someone said do you want a photo? And when
Speaker 3: a person said do you want a photo. Standing next
Speaker 3: to my sister was the lady that used to be
Speaker 3: on Sunrise. She's now hosting The.
Speaker 6: Golden Bachelor, Samantha Armity.
Speaker 3: That's the one. Samantha Armitage turns around goes, oh, do
Speaker 3: you want me in the photo? And my sister looked
Speaker 3: at a point blank.
Speaker 5: And goes no, no, thanks Channeley photo bloody awkward? Did
Speaker 5: she say do you want me in the photo?
Speaker 3: And my sister goes no?
Speaker 5: Or put her on the end so you can crop
Speaker 5: her out at least should have been polite.
Speaker 3: At that point, my brother in law wandered over to her.
Speaker 3: And when I watched this go on, I ran downstairs
Speaker 3: to Lovely Terry, who runs publicity at Channel nine, and
Speaker 3: I said, Terry, firstly, thank you so much for having
Speaker 3: us in your lovely marquee. Secondly, I just want to
Speaker 3: get ahead of this situation. I think my brother in
Speaker 3: law is currently upstairs eving Samantha Ramada career advice.
Speaker 4: Oh dear yeap.
Speaker 3: When I went back up there to stop that situation.
Speaker 4: She doesn't need career advice. She's on the old People's Bachelor.
Speaker 3: The Lovely Alicia Loxley was there from Channel on News
Speaker 3: all the stars, didn't you. My sister started to critique
Speaker 3: her outfit.
Speaker 4: Her out what was she wearing?
Speaker 3: She looked amazing, look amazing. My sister gave her feedback
Speaker 3: on the head piece.
Speaker 4: Did she like it? Was it positive feedback?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just trying to move the
Speaker 3: conversation along. And then they bumped into Tom Steinfort from
Speaker 3: the News and formerly sixty minutes, which my sister loudly said,
Speaker 3: it's the hot guy from sixty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, he would have loved that Stein.
Speaker 3: Whilst she was standing right next to him and she
Speaker 3: said it.
Speaker 4: He would have a bounce in his step all day.
Speaker 3: They were in full swing thanks to one Clint stand Away.
Speaker 5: They remind me of Experience. What's that funny family on
Speaker 5: the travel GUIDs?
Speaker 3: That's what That's exactly where a.
Speaker 4: Friend family would just say whatever they're thinking.
Speaker 3: I think the low point was there was in the
Speaker 3: moon Mark. It was like a sushi train going along,
Speaker 3: but it was and my brother in law just sat
Speaker 3: there at the end of the train, grabbing the glasses.
Speaker 4: Lying down on the ground, just catching him in his mouth.
Speaker 1: Lawrence, tell me, what's you know?
Speaker 3: We like to get in members of the Victorian Police
Speaker 3: and probe the different areas. But the mounted Police.
Speaker 4: Yes, they came on the horses.
Speaker 3: Called the Mountain Police.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought they were the Mountain Police on their horse.
Speaker 3: We've had the drug squad, got the sales department was
Speaker 3: nervous at day.
Speaker 5: Jason, you can't be saying that we've had them all.
Speaker 5: We thought we'd have them, had them all. But I'm
Speaker 5: excited about today's police officer, Jason.
Speaker 3: Which Clint has history with. Would you like to be
Speaker 3: the introduction.
Speaker 6: Former v A Supercars driver extraordinary now PSO cam the
Speaker 6: conval joins us.
Speaker 9: Good mood, morning, thanks for having me and Jesus, great
Speaker 9: to see you again. It's been a while and the
Speaker 9: last time I saw you here we go, I think
Speaker 9: I gave you whiplash and maybe a little bit of
Speaker 9: subtle bruising.
Speaker 4: Was it in a police car bringing him down? Was
Speaker 4: he in the back of a Divvy.
Speaker 3: Van, revolver revolver? No, no, no, I was in the
Speaker 3: back of an ambulance.
Speaker 8: It's way worse than that. What happened, Clint? Should I
Speaker 8: tell the story or no?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 9: Look, I was very fortunate for about eight years to
Speaker 9: drive the F one two seater around it in my
Speaker 9: former life in the motorsport.
Speaker 4: But I've always wanted to do that.
Speaker 9: The great Clint stand Away, I'm a big fan of I.
Speaker 9: My add I said, oh, Clint's going to come for
Speaker 9: a right. So I think over eight years I'd taken
Speaker 9: over three hundred people in this car, never locked the brake,
Speaker 9: never dropped a wheel off the track. I think it
Speaker 9: was a Friday morning. Clint first up, yep, great to
Speaker 9: meet you, Clint. We go flying around the back. I
Speaker 9: break into I think Turn ten the car who turns
Speaker 9: hard left, So we bounce off the left wall, we
Speaker 9: go across the track into the right wall, and then
Speaker 9: we end up in the tie bundle. Pretty much the
Speaker 9: car looked like a canoe. My gosh, you had to
Speaker 9: walk away from the bike there is I hope I'm
Speaker 9: not giving you any fromatic that was there.
Speaker 3: He was a proper I can feel those bumps.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 4: Look how fast we going when that happens.
Speaker 9: I think it's a V ten Codsworth MINARTI two seedars,
Speaker 9: so we're probably doing about two hundred and forty down
Speaker 9: there when I hit the brake pedal and of course,
Speaker 9: you know any good race driver blames the equipment guy,
Speaker 9: so that's what I'll stick to y. But it was
Speaker 9: not driver era.
Speaker 6: That Selm was so calm. He I still recall because
Speaker 6: it's two seed obviously, and he got out first and
Speaker 6: I could hear him. You're saying, Clint to stay there.
Speaker 6: I'm going to get you out. Just keep calm. Were
Speaker 6: scared and shooting message.
Speaker 4: I was, oh, you both were.
Speaker 5: And is that when you got kicked out of formula
Speaker 5: and to be creditor?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah joined the Big Poles a pso not long
Speaker 9: after that. Note, look it was anyway, I'm glad he
Speaker 9: was okay, but credit to Clint. They there was two
Speaker 9: cars and they said, well, really we only got three
Speaker 9: quarters of a lap, and no, he's true, but jumped
Speaker 9: in we were back again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just no way.
Speaker 8: Do you know, dur was that just for the footage?
Speaker 3: I subbed in a new driver correct?
Speaker 5: Do you know this might make you feel better that
Speaker 5: he drove in the Celebrity Grand Prix race and he
Speaker 5: crashed into the back of Rachel Finch's car and made
Speaker 5: her roll the car.
Speaker 4: She was on the roof.
Speaker 9: I wasn't going to bring that up, but clearly I
Speaker 9: taught him both things.
Speaker 3: I know, you know, remember her daughter was sitting there
Speaker 3: going why is mummy's car flipping over?
Speaker 4: I know, you know what.
Speaker 6: I think she put a bit of mail on it.
Speaker 6: To be honest, well we.
Speaker 4: Did watch her have to get rescued from the car
Speaker 4: while it was upside down.
Speaker 3: The break way too early and lovely to see you.
Speaker 4: How can you be trusted driving a police car now?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well no it was.
Speaker 9: So I'm currently a Protective Services officer, so we drive
Speaker 9: to the stations, but and I drive well under the
Speaker 9: speed limit, I might add.
Speaker 8: So, so let's dive into the PSO worlds.
Speaker 3: Right. Are you classed as members of the Victorian Police.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 9: We're sworn members, so twelve weeks training at the academy,
Speaker 9: so very similar training to police officers as far as
Speaker 9: defensive tactics law. But most of our law and our
Speaker 9: training evolves around the transport hub, so our designated areas.
Speaker 9: So we're out at the stations, buses, trains, trams yep.
Speaker 9: So that's our designated area, vicinity of designated air. So
Speaker 9: effectively you could call us transit police, I guess. But
Speaker 9: we work with the transit safety and Public Command Division
Speaker 9: and try and keep the commuters safe every day.
Speaker 3: Now it needs to.
Speaker 5: Keep passengers safe and keep the railway and the buses
Speaker 5: and everything safe from Christ.
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, Lauren, And look, I think it's a real
Speaker 9: community engagement part of vic Pole and what we do.
Speaker 9: You know, of course we're there to uphold the law
Speaker 9: and make sure community safe, but you know, we can
Speaker 9: be helping people walk to their cars, people might have
Speaker 9: lost property.
Speaker 8: We're really I guess that.
Speaker 9: Front line where people might report incidents on that PTV network.
Speaker 4: So you're not checking people have tapped on and tapped off.
Speaker 3: Well the market.
Speaker 9: It's funny should say that we can get inspectors, but
Speaker 9: look that's what the authorized officers for Metro are therefore,
Speaker 9: so we tend not to do that. We do have
Speaker 9: the power to check my key's and sometimes you might
Speaker 9: see someone jump over a barrier and you stop them
Speaker 9: and then they might have warrants or something like that.
Speaker 9: So it does, you know, trigger other things. But yeah,
Speaker 9: effectively we are there just to make sure everyone's safe.
Speaker 4: What it makes me feel safe when I see you guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's good to know.
Speaker 3: But also what about what powers do you have because
Speaker 3: I'm sure there'd be some people.
Speaker 4: Look, he's got a gun.
Speaker 3: Do you have a gun?
Speaker 9: I do, yes, Yeah, Well we have the same operational
Speaker 9: no tasers, but they're coming. They are coming, which is fantastic.
Speaker 9: So next year, Yeah, we have the spray.
Speaker 3: Can you use Quint now?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 9: No, no, Clinton, I've always been a big fan of
Speaker 9: Clint and more so that.
Speaker 3: So powers when it comes to Peris, because I'm sure
Speaker 3: there'd be people at the train stations going, oh bloody
Speaker 3: more cops. They can't stop me. Yes, you have the
Speaker 3: power to Yeah, we do.
Speaker 9: We have the power to search, you know, under different acts, drugs, poisons,
Speaker 9: you know, controller weapons act so effectively like police. We
Speaker 9: need to have suspicion on reasonable grounds. We can't just
Speaker 9: stop some under search them. I he look dodging, not
Speaker 9: at all, No, no, it.
Speaker 3: Looks upstanding citizen Jazz.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, as you all do, of course, search not at all. No,
Speaker 9: we don't profile people and anything like that. We need
Speaker 9: to have genuine belief or suspicion that you might be
Speaker 9: carrying a weapon.
Speaker 3: But we're in the clear, guys in the city.
Speaker 9: We do have we do have operations where the Chief
Speaker 9: Commissioner might make it a designated area which is called
Speaker 9: an omni evening or an omni search, so where we
Speaker 9: can search people under the Control of Weapons Act. But
Speaker 9: effectively we have about eighty to ninety percent of police
Speaker 9: powers not road trafficking in that designated area.
Speaker 3: YEA, I'll tell you what. We're going to go to
Speaker 3: a quick break. Can you stay with us, camp, We
Speaker 3: are doing the POPE this morning. We're talking about PSOs.
Speaker 3: In fact, Cam's actually made the news before while doing
Speaker 3: his job. We're going to dive into that on the
Speaker 3: other side of this if you have a question. Thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten our guests has actually popped up
Speaker 3: on the news before.
Speaker 7: A footy fan who almost died from cardiac arrest has
Speaker 7: been reunited with the hero PSOs who helped save his life.
Speaker 7: They performed CPR, one of them drawing on his pressure
Speaker 7: packed experience as a V eight Supercars driver.
Speaker 3: Cameron mc convoy is journing. It's this morning, Bill, Sorry,
Speaker 3: what happened there? What was the situation? Yeah? Look, and
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 9: An incident there that happened right at North Richmond Railway station.
Speaker 9: We were posted there myself and my offside of Ryan
Speaker 9: responded to a call. There was a male passed out
Speaker 9: on the platform. We're on the other side. We went across.
Speaker 9: Initially we thought that it was maybe an epileptic fit
Speaker 9: or something. He was shaking quite violently, but he was
Speaker 9: off to the footy with his mates. They said he
Speaker 9: doesn't have any history of epilepsy. Pretty quickly we got
Speaker 9: him in the recovery position could tell that after about
Speaker 9: probably a minute, I guess that he wasn't breathing. So
Speaker 9: we just went straight into CPR, which is part of
Speaker 9: what we do in our training first aid CPR, and
Speaker 9: everyone really should if you can do it. And look,
Speaker 9: the planet's aligned night. I mean, we played a small part.
Speaker 9: Av were there within about seven minutes ambulance Victoria, but
Speaker 9: he had a massive cardeach arrest and took quite a
Speaker 9: long time to I guess get him back and get
Speaker 9: him stable. But yeah, a great outcoming. Younger than me,
Speaker 9: I think, late forties. Brendan as say. It was great
Speaker 9: to meet him and his mates. They were going back
Speaker 9: to the footy when we did that story a few
Speaker 9: months ago. But look, a really good outcome, and I
Speaker 9: guess that's what we're there for.
Speaker 8: We're not just there to enforce the law.
Speaker 9: We're there to help people, and you do see people
Speaker 9: and die straits and at their time and need you
Speaker 9: know what.
Speaker 3: I find frightening now, and you guys see it on
Speaker 3: the front line. Knife crimes, you know, like they've got
Speaker 3: guns and weapons are out of control. In the US.
Speaker 3: We've got a real offenders especially, we've got a really
Speaker 3: bad problem with young people carrying knives at the moment.
Speaker 3: Are you concerned going to work putting on the uniform?
Speaker 3: Are you seeing it?
Speaker 8: I think I'm wary.
Speaker 9: You always have to have your awareness, you know, we
Speaker 9: get trained to have situational awareness, read people, you know,
Speaker 9: pre attack indicators all the training we do in the
Speaker 9: academy and we have briefings every day before we go out,
Speaker 9: and it might be that there's a person seen such
Speaker 9: and such, or keep a look at for this person
Speaker 9: around this station carrying weapons. So you know, I wouldn't
Speaker 9: say concerned, because you know, we need to be focused.
Speaker 9: But look, it is an issue out there, you know,
Speaker 9: young offenders. We know it's quite highly publicizing the media.
Speaker 9: I think social media has a lot to blame for it.
Speaker 9: You know that a lot of these young kids see
Speaker 9: what happens in America and it's it's unfortunate.
Speaker 8: The more we talk about it, the more we can.
Speaker 3: They can go to b W on buy not.
Speaker 6: You know, the train stations especially safe places to be.
Speaker 8: Yes, absolutely, yeah they are.
Speaker 6: They are.
Speaker 9: Look like anywhere in society, you know, weapons, drugs are
Speaker 9: an issue and it's not going to you know, it's
Speaker 9: not going to be excluded from train stations from anywhere.
Speaker 8: But yes, they are.
Speaker 9: I would say, you know, confidently train stations are safe
Speaker 9: places to be there. Police PSOs are patrolling all day obviously.
Speaker 9: Most of our ships are four pm till two am
Speaker 9: to the last train that most of them. Yeah, but
Speaker 9: in the city where I'm posted, we are there during
Speaker 9: the day.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 9: Once I finished here, we're out there patrolling. So you know,
Speaker 9: it's getting better.
Speaker 6: You know a lot of people in Melbourne peace of mind.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Have you thought about some sort of segue or something.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, as you say, patrolling a lot. Also, Yeah,
Speaker 3: those little hobby boards or something like that.
Speaker 8: I'd fall off because I'm not very coordinated. As Clint knows.
Speaker 8: Keep it more because we do do a lot of steps.
Speaker 9: You know, most most shifts we're doing upwards of twenty
Speaker 9: thousand steps and that's good because we need to be
Speaker 9: proactive and be out there, and you're always trying to
Speaker 9: maintain that visible presence.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's for us, Clint, for anybody wanting
Speaker 3: to get into the police force. Can you become a
Speaker 3: PSO and then move across an upgrade?
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, guys.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So we have what's called a CQP Comfortable Qualification Program.
Speaker 9: After eighteen months as a PSO, you can apply to
Speaker 9: switch across into mainstream policing. You will go back into
Speaker 9: the academy because our course is twelve weeks and police
Speaker 9: is thirty one thirty two weeks, but you will obviously
Speaker 9: get some prior learning because we've got a lot of
Speaker 9: the qualifications already. And this role is a great opportunity
Speaker 9: to give back to the community, and that's why I
Speaker 9: chose to do it. To be honest, I was doing
Speaker 9: a bit of volunteer life saving and I felt like
Speaker 9: I needed a bit more of a purpose in what
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 8: What's a paylot pays pays good? Yeah, pays good.
Speaker 9: I mean we do ten hour shifts, very similar to
Speaker 9: police in that regard, so our base pay is probably
Speaker 9: a little bit high because our shifts are longer, but
Speaker 9: nine weeks and you'll leave. Same as police and looking
Speaker 9: at work life balance is something that big Polar big
Speaker 9: on and I've got to say that in this role
Speaker 9: you do get a lot of that. Three or four
Speaker 9: days on and then three or four rest days.
Speaker 3: There you go. And we were thinking our only backup
Speaker 3: would be doing mc work outside Michael who jeweler and
Speaker 3: only what is it?
Speaker 6: How long in the academy?
Speaker 8: Twelve weeks?
Speaker 3: They're going to give me a gun after twelve weeks?
Speaker 8: Well not straight away?
Speaker 3: Goodbye?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I approve a good character, which I don't know
Speaker 8: you are.
Speaker 3: Hey, Cam, thanks for coming in this morning, mate. We
Speaker 3: really appreciate it. We have the work that Victoria Police
Speaker 3: doing their PSOs out there keeping this man. He did
Speaker 3: drove you into a wall? He did. Oh, let's go
Speaker 3: to lang Warren Clint. We've got ten year old Matthew.
Speaker 3: You get a Maddie.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 3: How we going mate? You after school today? Yeah? Did
Speaker 3: you have school on Monday, buddy? Or was it one
Speaker 3: of those pupil three days.
Speaker 11: We cur on Monday?
Speaker 3: Curriculum? What grade are you in?
Speaker 1: I'm in here?
Speaker 7: Four?
Speaker 3: Cool? Sound you sound pretty sharp there, Maddie. Do you
Speaker 3: how are you going at school?
Speaker 11: Him going pretty good?
Speaker 3: So, Maddie, this works.
Speaker 6: We've got three sort of questions, right, We've got an
Speaker 6: easy question for fifty bucks, a medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 6: or a toughie for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: What question do you want?
Speaker 1: I'll go the medium one for five hundred. Done, five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Alright, e. Five hundred bucks is like life changing. Oh,
Speaker 3: thanks to KFC. You can head into KFC and get
Speaker 3: more bang for your bucket with KFC's packed lunch. But
Speaker 3: just nine to ninety nine not available on delivery. That's
Speaker 3: not the question, that's a statement, matt all right, Mattie.
Speaker 3: How this works is you're going to hear a question.
Speaker 3: You will have three seconds to answer if you don't know, yes, okay,
Speaker 3: do you pay attention at school? We're about to find out,
Speaker 3: all right? For five hundred dollars, Come on, Matthew, I
Speaker 3: want you to get this. Here comes your question.
Speaker 1: What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 3: Your bloody five hundred dollars, Maddie, you're there, Matthew. He's
Speaker 3: cheeks hit the mute button. I bet matt is your
Speaker 3: cheak hit the mute button?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How excited?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: That's so much mate, No wors. What do you want
Speaker 3: to spend the money on?
Speaker 11: Oh, I don't know, maybe some soccer shirts or something.
Speaker 3: Oh god, who's your favorite soccophone word? He was going
Speaker 3: to say, vabe killing the baby nd Yeah, Ronaldo, that'll
Speaker 3: get you some good merch, good merch.
Speaker 6: What a winner.
Speaker 3: Hi, Matt, you are going to have a cracking day
Speaker 3: at school today. Buddy, congratulations, Thank you so much. Joys
Speaker 3: what a good many kids? Why couldn't we be more
Speaker 3: like that? Five hundred bucks thanks to game say we
Speaker 3: will do it again tomorrow. Let's say hello to our
Speaker 3: next guess.
Speaker 1: Introducing our next guess.
Speaker 13: He's an actor, television presenter, radio host.
Speaker 1: And the singer responsible for these silky.
Speaker 7: He just.
Speaker 11: Say best.
Speaker 1: And you said nothing that Welcome in the show.
Speaker 3: Hell.
Speaker 5: And Keating, Good morning. I'm here at Crown with you
Speaker 5: this morning. Clint was supposed to be here, but he
Speaker 5: partied too hard and it's got me instead.
Speaker 6: It happened to the best of us, Ronan, I know
Speaker 6: that was Where did you go last night?
Speaker 3: Do we need to go? Going to dad mode and lecture?
Speaker 8: Him.
Speaker 10: So I started, what were you thinking?
Speaker 6: I started in one of the marquees and let's just
Speaker 6: say it just went a little bit amiss from there.
Speaker 3: Look, I know it was.
Speaker 13: It was a good idea at the time. But this morning, yeah,
Speaker 13: we did the same. We Look, we had an amazing
Speaker 13: day yesterday. Obviously, Robbie Dolan winning was phenomenal. Luck of
Speaker 13: the common, What a moment for him.
Speaker 4: What a jockey.
Speaker 5: Robbie Dolan won the Melbourne Cup on Night's Choice. You
Speaker 5: are an irishman. All he wanted to do after the
Speaker 5: race was meet you.
Speaker 13: I was honored. It was incredible for him to say
Speaker 13: that on TV. I was blown away and I was
Speaker 13: up in the committee room when he said it.
Speaker 10: So I ran downstairs.
Speaker 4: You well, he paid about one hundred to one. Please me.
Speaker 4: You put a bed on him. You're back the Irishman,
Speaker 4: didn't you?
Speaker 10: We were on him, you were yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh no, wonder you're hungover this morning?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we went wild last night.
Speaker 6: Trump.
Speaker 10: We couldn't spend the money.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's a terrible problem.
Speaker 5: Robbie Dolan was once on the Voice as a competitive
Speaker 5: Are we going to say a song between you two?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm here performing today at the lunch the ladies
Speaker 13: lunch here at the Crown. And I said it to
Speaker 13: Robbi last night, why don't you come and sing with me?
Speaker 13: No way, he's going to come and sing here today.
Speaker 10: Really we don't know yet.
Speaker 4: I well prepared.
Speaker 3: This. This is my favorite banger. You got to do
Speaker 3: one of yours with him? Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 10: He's an amazing singer, proper voice.
Speaker 3: If you watch back.
Speaker 13: He reached out to me on social media back when
Speaker 13: he was doing the Voice, sent me some of his performances.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 10: Then I was blown away with his voice.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you'll let him sing one of your things.
Speaker 5: You're not going to get him up on the stage
Speaker 5: and go, don't butcher one of my songs?
Speaker 13: Let's do Oh no, I think we're not gonna have
Speaker 13: time to rehearse anything else, so I think we'll have
Speaker 13: to do one of mine.
Speaker 4: Hey, what is it about Irishman and Melbourne Cup Day?
Speaker 5: I know the course performed last year, you performed yesterday,
Speaker 5: You're back again tomorrow for Oaks Day.
Speaker 4: Why do the Irish love Melbourne so much? And why
Speaker 4: do we love you?
Speaker 13: I'm living here at the moment, well in Sydney. My
Speaker 13: wife's Australian. We wanted a very much. The kids are
Speaker 13: seven and four. We wanted them to have a kind
Speaker 13: of an Australian upbringing.
Speaker 10: You know, it's incredibly grounding.
Speaker 13: They get home from school and they go surfing or
Speaker 13: you know, it's just an amazing country.
Speaker 10: And he does nippers on a Sunday morning. My boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a long way from island.
Speaker 13: I mean it is a long way. It's the most
Speaker 13: brilliant thing ever I've ever witnessed. So yeah, not very
Speaker 13: proud to be here and living here, and we're going
Speaker 13: to be here till January. I love Australia.
Speaker 5: I love the way al And so you're performing tomorrow
Speaker 5: with our very own Ricky Lay. She's performing before you
Speaker 5: in the park. What can we expect for the punters tomorrow?
Speaker 10: Well, Ricky performed with me yesterday.
Speaker 13: We did a little kind of a medley of two
Speaker 13: of my songs and she joined me on love and
Speaker 13: each day. She's an amazing voice. I'm a big fan
Speaker 13: of Ricky's, have been for years. And yeah, I'm going
Speaker 13: to be doing you know, the difficult third album tomorrow,
Speaker 13: all the songs that you don't want to hear basically.
Speaker 4: All the bangers.
Speaker 10: That's not true. Everything everything everybody wants to hear. I
Speaker 10: hope if you come along.
Speaker 3: What's the song that punters are always?
Speaker 1: Just get to that?
Speaker 10: Get to that one. Yeah, he hasn't done it. I
Speaker 10: can't believe us. I can't believe he hasn't done it.
Speaker 3: There's an Australian band called the Choir Boys and they
Speaker 3: got to Paradise. Yeah, run to Paradise, the old school
Speaker 3: banger and I loves that song. Yeah, you'll love this
Speaker 3: right And when they do pub gigs, they open with it.
Speaker 3: They played in the middle and they wrap up on today.
Speaker 3: I love it. What's that? Hey, Royan?
Speaker 6: What's the demographic that really get around you?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 6: Women in there?
Speaker 3: Let's say forties, fifties.
Speaker 4: You're going to get out the hitting zone, ladies lunch.
Speaker 3: Today because that's going to be wild today.
Speaker 13: Thirty years doing this now, so all those girls guys
Speaker 13: that were sixteen, seventeen, eighteen are now old.
Speaker 10: Oh there's somebody sound checking. It's just kicking off here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So yeah, they've grown up now and they've grown up
Speaker 13: with me. So yeah, we're all of a similar age.
Speaker 13: I'm forty seven years old now I've been doing.
Speaker 5: You don't look it, and you look very fresh for
Speaker 5: a man who had a very late night celebrating the irin.
Speaker 13: Well, it's not a late night, it's it's kind of
Speaker 13: the late night. It's just gone into an early morning, right, Sadly,
Speaker 13: haven't been to bed yet.
Speaker 4: You haven't even returned to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 4: You're just living here.
Speaker 10: We're here in the Crown. The casino is about two
Speaker 10: hundred meters from here.
Speaker 4: Quickly between you and clean Clint stand away. What time
Speaker 4: did you get home?
Speaker 6: Let's call it one?
Speaker 3: Right, that's a lie.
Speaker 10: Let's call it one. Yeah, that is a lie.
Speaker 13: Yep, that's what about you? Do you know when you
Speaker 13: go onto your WhatsApp and you see what time? No,
Speaker 13: I can't believe it. I always say it to my wife.
Speaker 13: I went to bed about eleven. What time do you
Speaker 13: text me at half two?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The celltale must have been down the time on the
Speaker 3: Uber receipt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's also the secure already cameras at home when
Speaker 5: my husband or my field.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, you didn't last saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you watch the footage of three minutes him
Speaker 3: trying to get the key in the hole year and
Speaker 3: you can fall into the door. Hey, Rod and Mate,
Speaker 3: we are going to be out there for Oak Day tomorrow,
Speaker 3: so we'll be in the park watching you live, screaming
Speaker 3: out do the bangers.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we're being the wholehel. I won't do any of
Speaker 13: the difficult songs. I won't do any of the difficult
Speaker 13: throat album.
Speaker 3: Great, can you only have two of them? Can you
Speaker 3: run the Paradise for us? I'll do it at the beginning,
Speaker 3: I'll do it in the middle, and I'll do it
Speaker 3: for good Man run a kick doing running guys tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Good on your mate. Congratulations on the nice win as well.
Speaker 4: It's your shout for coffee's roading after that win.
Speaker 3: Luck of the Irish.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Christmas Christmas Tree rolling into the studio. How
Speaker 3: much reckon that Christmas Tree set them back?
Speaker 6: Ah, that'd be a that's a kay, Marty, that'd be
Speaker 6: one hundred bucks five hundred?
Speaker 3: What five hundred? Sorry discount four hundred? Oh well that
Speaker 3: makes it so much better. It's got the lights already
Speaker 3: in the branch. Oh is that what makes it spinny? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can we plug that in? Please? We need some las.
Speaker 3: You might take that one to them with it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll happily train as well. Hey, Melbourne's Christmas Wonderland arise
Speaker 3: at Caulfield Racecourse from November twenty nine. But I strongly
Speaker 3: suggest your book now a ticketmaster. This thing sells out.
Speaker 3: I've taken the kids to it may I've taken the
Speaker 3: kids before. It's like taking the kids to the North Pole.
Speaker 3: It is an absolute crack at Yes, there's no Santa's there,
Speaker 3: so it is missus cars And everyone said, hey, thanks
Speaker 3: to Melbourn's Christmas Wonderland. Are you give us a ring?
Speaker 3: We shake the tree whatever bobble falls out. However much
Speaker 3: is written on that you win? Is that easy? Let's
Speaker 3: head a Frankston South Clint Tigan, Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 3: We are good? You are way too smart for this show.
Speaker 3: You work as a medical scientist. Ah, yeah, flashy title.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 11: I work in maticondual research at the Met Children's Research.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's kind of a google she No, she does
Speaker 3: really important work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she does for future like safeguarding out futures.
Speaker 3: What I like? What a generic statement by the journalists
Speaker 3: in the corner. Are you feeling festive? Teagan. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: am now okay, all right, Clint, start shaking, shaking, give
Speaker 3: it a good shake, keep shaking. Nothing's oh she just
Speaker 3: break the tree.
Speaker 6: I think I think I busted the true.
Speaker 3: Good at shaking and good news though, Tiagan, A bable
Speaker 3: has just dropped. The amount is twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 12: Really wow, thanks you so much.
Speaker 3: One thousand, two hundred dollars come in your way.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm so exciting. There you go, that pepped up for
Speaker 3: a Wednesday. Yeah, let's expecting that the pot much money?
Speaker 3: Can we borrow a four hundred tree? We bort four
Speaker 3: hundred to buy a tree? You want to? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's all yours. Twelve hundred dollars. Congratulations thanks to Melbourne's
Speaker 3: Christmas Wonderland. It arise at Corfield Racecourse November twenty nine.
Speaker 3: You can book now a ticket Master. Hey, that is it.
Speaker 3: We are about to get out of here. I'm just
Speaker 3: having some flashbacks to our day at the races. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: God for one of your friends. Were very lucky. We
Speaker 3: got some choppers out of Flemington. We got yeah, and
Speaker 3: this was great, Clint. They put me in the front. Right.
Speaker 3: All Lauren's friends are in the back. They were in
Speaker 3: party made.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the girls.
Speaker 5: As we took off, your wife was not coping on
Speaker 5: the helicopter.
Speaker 3: No, no, she's not a big fan.
Speaker 5: You should have probably told me that before I organized
Speaker 5: that mode of transport for us to go.
Speaker 4: I thought she was. I thought we're going to have
Speaker 4: to bring out the vomit bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah she didn't. It didn't look great. But as we
Speaker 3: took off heading back, so you can imagine, for it's.
Speaker 4: Way more fun coming back. It's like a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: I'm at the front. I look at the pilot. I
Speaker 3: gave him a little wink, and I went over the headset.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome board out night for an hour
Speaker 3: return to the city. We will be in the cabin
Speaker 3: shortly serving the beef or the chicken.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And then I just hear through the two way one
Speaker 3: of Laurren's friends go, my Hawkins, they're seven beef and chicken.
Speaker 4: It's a seven minute.
Speaker 3: And the pilot looked at me like, wow.
Speaker 4: I'm joking.
Speaker 3: Chicken.
Speaker 5: No, no, no service on board the chicken.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, thank you for this.
Speaker 6: Well, they definitely weren't serving chicken or beef on my
Speaker 6: mini van on the way back to Footing, which took
Speaker 6: me three hours.
Speaker 5: But anyway, oh my god, three hours in the fun
Speaker 5: Did you do the bottle shop drive throw on Mount
Speaker 5: Alexander Road that everybody does?
Speaker 4: That it must do four days of the best business
Speaker 4: it does. Get a couple of Bruskies for the drive home.
Speaker 3: We'll give it a run tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'm just back in the studio because I popped off
Speaker 5: to Crown before to see Crown to see Ron and
Speaker 5: Keating who's performing today with the Melbourne Cup winning jockey,
Speaker 5: And it was very good scene. As I went to
Speaker 5: get in the uber to come back to the studio
Speaker 5: with all there were still people rolling in from last
Speaker 5: night and there were people trying to check out their luggage.
Speaker 5: On the way to the airport, there were fascinators hanging
Speaker 5: out of suitcases.
Speaker 4: There were people everywhere.
Speaker 5: Good luck to all of those traveling home to their children, pets,
Speaker 5: any responsibilities you have today, because.
Speaker 3: Kids, they totally understand.
Speaker 5: Rolls into my slippers that I stole from Crown just
Speaker 5: then because my feet are so chopped up the shoes
Speaker 5: I wore yesterday going to shoe prison.
Speaker 3: We're going to get those hoops back in some heels
Speaker 3: for tomorrow.
Speaker 4: These are actual hoops. They are so small and they're
Speaker 4: like actual hooves.
Speaker 3: Ye, we'll get some, give me.
Speaker 5: Some horse shoes on the bottom, and I'll just wear
Speaker 5: bare feet from him, so.
Speaker 4: Proall we like shoes.
Speaker 3: What about no, No, no bookie? Because I saw him in
Speaker 3: a Fedora prison around tracks one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a questionable he got from going to
Speaker 6: be fashionable.
Speaker 4: Did he wear a Fedora? No he didn't.
Speaker 3: He looked like a bookie.
Speaker 4: He didn't wear a Fedora.
Speaker 6: He was calling Ronan Kating Rowan.
Speaker 5: Oh how did Rowan Kating respond to a great like
Speaker 5: Rodan Kating?
Speaker 3: We will say tomorrow bye, thank you.
Speaker 1: Lauren's feeling good.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: One hundred Lauren follow them on socials.
Speaker 1: M