WEBVTT - Mullets & Crocs At Weddings?! 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:07.080 We got get morning every day. 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:09.680 Joe's let's talk about a very good I was going 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:11.360 to say former friend, but he's still a very very 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.320 close friend, and that is Tom Dooday. Of course he's 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:16.000 gone from the Crows to Brisbane. We'd speak to him 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:18.120 every couple of weeks last year. Yeah, and now we've 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:20.000 got this little soft spot for the lines. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:20.400 Yeah. 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:23.080 And in the full interest of transparency, I've been friends 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.040 with his partner m for a very long time. They 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.240 are beautiful, beautiful people. And he gopped it yesterday copped 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.880 a little bit of backlash because he did an interview 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.279 or TV interview and at the end of it they 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.000 said to him, do you miss anything about South Australia 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.560 in terms of some of our more I guess unique 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:44.040 food offerings. 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:45.160 And this is what he had to say. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.880 When I was in South Australia, I didn't ever really 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.640 subscribe to those those things, the pie floats, They just 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.839 made no sense to me, even food chocks, things I 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:55.200 had I didn't quite enjoy, which Southraian's probably won't like 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:55.960 hearing me saying. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.639 That, Oh geez, what's your deal, Dodey. That's the sort 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.360 of response as he was getting online. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.040 But it sort of got turned into a whole you know, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.000 do Day slam South Australia. And all the time that 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.399 you and I have known him, never once has he 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.880 ever come across as ungrateful for his time here in 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.720 South Australia. And two never once has he said a 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.240 bad word about his time at the Crows all this stage. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.160 Yeah, I saw the headline. It says, do Day declare 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:25.640 South Australia shouldn't be part of the constitution, which I 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.080 thought was a. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:27.920 It was a little bit over the top. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.760 It was, I guess, in terms of the food selection, 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.600 a little bit of an unpopular opinion. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.680 But you're an out of town here. Out of town. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:38.360 You came here from Sydney and you didn't quite understand 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:39.560 some of the nuances. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.039 So I arrived when I was twenty one years old, 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.880 and I've got to say, take yourself, what's that? Yeah 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:52.080 twenty one, when I was twenty two. I was twenty one, 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:56.040 and I completely understand what he's talking about. Yeah, so look, 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.800 I enjoy the odd fruit chalk. I wouldn't say that. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.240 I absolutely devote my wife to it like some other 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:08.360 South Australians. Yeah, frog cakes for example, insanely sweet, but 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.720 also a pie floater who actually eats these things. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.440 I've been here for twenty years. I've never had a 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:13.960 pie flow. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.120 I've never seen a pie floater. I know there used 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:17.800 to be some sort of cart that used to be around, 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.840 I've never seen one, and I've never known somebody to 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.239 regularly eat pie flowers. Yet we cruise around. We're like, yeah, pieflow, 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:27.120 that's our thing. We love it, A spot on it. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.160 Tom Dooday is spot on. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:30.200 Yeah. But the other thing is I was like, he's 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.160 been left alone in Brisbane. He can all down the 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.520 street and no one's going to know who he is. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.760 This is a two team tower. You cop a lot 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.079 of scrutiny, and when you do step out of line 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.520 and have the audacity to question our food stuffs, then 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:46.360 you cop some backlash, which was pretty damn unfair yesterday. Yeah, 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:50.040 absolutely it was, but unpopular opinions. Let's do this thirteen 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.080 twenty four to ten. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:52.280 Please? Do you have one? 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.360 Yeah? Can I kick us off? 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:54.240 All right? 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:59.840 Game of Thrones? Sockt Game of Thrones? 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:04.000 Good, Oh my god, we're going to get canceled. I 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:05.840 with you one episode. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.560 I've seen three episodes and I was like, I just 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.440 saw the first episode. Okay, I'll pushed through a second episode. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.600 How long do I have to persevere with this thing? 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:15.120 Yes? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.880 Three episodes and I'm like, this just stupid. 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.320 Yeah I didn't. I probably watched I don't know, maybe 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:24.840 nearly the first season and just was like, what, what 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:25.800 the hell's everyone. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.080 On about it? And I've said this before. There was 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.400 one part that I saw with there's a bit of 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.760 incest going on. Yeah, And I remember saying that to 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.320 a mate, like there was there was genuine incests, shenanigans, 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.600 and my matte was like, yeah, how good was it? No, 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:39.760 it's not a selling point at all. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.040 I've got an unpopular opinion. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:45.960 Your mates are weird exactly, Okay, producers unpopular opinion. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:46.560 I've got a couple. 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.240 My first one massages suck, I hats don't touch me. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.600 You know, I'm certainly not paying for it. And then 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.400 probably my most unpopular opinion, which I've always coptured it 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.920 for over my whole life, is I can't stand mash 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:05.480 potato or even a baked potato is too soft. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.320 The moment it turns the texture turns fluffy or off. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:07.880 Absolutely not. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.000 And for something this sounds psychotic because it is the 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.760 combination of potato and butter. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:15.000 What do you mean? 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.760 I know it makes everything better? 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:17.000 Right? 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:17.520 Serious? 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.640 Yeah, I know it's upsetting. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.479 My twelve year old made mashed potato last night with 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.800 a bit of nutlegs and salt and it was so. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.640 I want to love it. What's not to love about 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:33.360 potato and butter? But heaps and the smell, the smell. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.320 Hey, abbs in the newsroom, can you narrow down your 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.120 unpopular opinions from five hundred to one? 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:43.039 I definitely can, which is surprising for me. My unpopular 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.839 opinion is they say that money can't buy happiness. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:47.800 But I'm sorry. If I'm in a. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.559 Mansion of the house with a big closet and lots 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:55.000 of sausage dogs, how could you not be happy? 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:59.760 Safety? I've got to first one. Golf is selfish, oh. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:05.920 Selfish pastime especially okay for exment. All right, let's use 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.280 you as an example. You've got three kids under five. 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.839 You get one day off a week if you choose 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.719 to go and play golf on that day, which takes 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.680 you out of the family system from eleven o'clock to 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.640 about six o'clock, including beers. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.960 You can't tell me that's not selfish. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.159 That stressful. It is here at NOV. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.279 Working with all us emotional women. 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.880 Look, I want to for the sake of this, I'd 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.880 like to disagree with you, but I can't. No, I can't. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.479 And I'm not going after your beautiful partner, Greg, because 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.839 I know he likes to. He loves around regularly play golf. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.400 But I'll tell you what if I said that to 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.120 my wife, can't. Yeah, it's going to pop out for 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:41.719 six hours and play but a golf in the lads, 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:45.120 it wouldn't be well received, And I'd be shocked if 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.320 it wasn't well received. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.160 Yeah, because I did. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.240 If you put that on its head, you imagine me 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.680 as a mother with three kids going sueya, yeah, so ya. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:56.600 I'll be back whenever. Greg's in a lot of trouble 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.360 at the moment. I don't always. 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:02.080 Hey, guys, coming up in the news, The host declares 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.919 war on pitheloaders. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:07.560 Jose was going to throw this out there ever been 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:15.120 done gee, oh, jeervy, Jerry, No, not that sort of cheating. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:17.960 I mean, have you ever been exposed for trying to? 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.240 Don't I twist the law in your advantage? 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.240 If you know it not at least in the last 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:23.120 twenty four hours night. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.839 Okay, good, you've made at least thirty six hours. Good 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.080 for you. Let's go to one of the most wondrous 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:33.800 places on the planet, and that's Island. A woman and 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.760 I lost more than eight hundred thousand dollars in an 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:40.960 injury lawsuit stemming from a car crash after photos showed 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.560 her launching a Christmas tree during a post holiday competition. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.560 And also on top of that, she won the event. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.800 Hang, so she got disability compo. And then she went 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.159 into a tree throwing contests off. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.680 The back of a car crash. She was set to 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.440 earn herself a really nice paypack eight hundred to enter 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.920 her account, and all of a sudden some photos submerge 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.400 of her being insanely athletic as well. Okay, because when 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.040 you're tossing a Christmas tree, trust me, they're not small, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.680 they're big boys. And she wasn't there just to make 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.480 up the numbers. She won the damnit. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.040 And if she didn't think that she was going to 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:21.880 make the local paper for that feat either and alert 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.760 the workers' compensation people. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.400 Whatught an digit or an edgit? Yes, as they say 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.360 over there. What a big edget fat. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.400 That's a very good accent. I mean, what sort of 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.800 price do you put on winning a prestigious competition like that? Though, 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.200 you probably valued about a million bucks, So maybe she's 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.920 come out on top. I didn't get completely exposed, but 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.040 I feel like I got done by karma. Okay, twelve 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:51.120 when I cheated twice in my PDHP exam. So what 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.280 you do is you put notes in your back pocket 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.160 and then you've got to go to the toilet. Okay, 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.200 So and the guys who are watching you, they can't 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.400 go into the toilet, so they hang out at the 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.120 front of the bathrooms, wouldn't it, and you check your notes. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.280 I did that twice, and I strutted back down, and 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.760 I'd never been more confident in my life. Yeah, this 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:12.160 test got the result back sixty percent? Okay, how was 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.680 that even possible? Who can you cheat twice in a 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.680 test and return a score of sixty percent? 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:22.240 My god, what does that say about your cerebral capacity 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:26.040 When you're cheating in an exam twice and you get 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:27.080 sixty percent? 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:32.960 I don't even know what the hell. Cerebral man, your. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.079 Brain, your brain, your beget jet. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.440 That's a job. That's a joke. That's a job. Job, 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.680 that's a terrible job, Joe. It's a pretty long break. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.480 And what it's done is allowed you to really hunt 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.600 and gather the best possible jokes I have been put 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.200 together on this little round planet. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:57.320 I spent the entire holiday season looking for jokes just 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:58.680 to make you two idiots laugh. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:08:59.520 That's what I do. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.360 Did you get on a different direction, because you should 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.319 have just went straight to the queen? And that is 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:04.400 news read Abbey of Humor. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.400 Oh yeah, so true. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.600 God, I never saw her development last year was extraordinary, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.319 wasn't it. I believe it started out so poor, like 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.880 below path, and then just came through with the bank. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.000 I think that as the year went on, the dirtier 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:18.360 she got and the better she got, you know. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:18.679 What I mean. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.640 At the start she was playing for like the North 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.679 Adelaide Rockets, whatever it is, and then by the end 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.920 she was like starting for the La Lakers. That was 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:26.560 her progression. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:28.959 That is how I am in life. Really, you start 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.920 poor and then pretty strong? Yeah, very nice? 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.520 All right, who wants to go first? 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:34.000 Do you know? 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:34.320 Well? 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.880 You lead us fearlessly most times, so why don't you 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.520 lead us in a really positive, funny direction this time. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.160 Okay, I'll tell you a funny thing that happened on 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.320 the holidays. I actually brought some shoes, but I didn't 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:48.040 realize this, but I brought them from a drug dealer. Yeah, 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.080 I know, it's extraordinary. I don't know what he laced 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.440 them with, but I can't stop dripping. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:57.280 I get it. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.679 It's good. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:02.000 That's a good, good start. 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:07.080 How do you make your significant other cry during adult cuddles? 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:07.280 Oh? 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.319 Boy, I know the reasons I have cried before. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:17.360 Because the NBA is on in the background, or there. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:18.640 Was an honesty session. I don't know. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:26.679 Sorry, sorry, okay, let's start again. How do you make 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.000 the significant other cry during adult cuddles? 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:37.400 How call them? 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:39.800 Okay, I got a joke now, and I've got to 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.400 give a big special shout to a good friend of mine, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.040 Robie Cornthwaite. Oh yeah, the man knows how to tell jokes. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.160 There's never not enough Robbie in this show. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.160 Not enough Robbie. I've said that from day or no 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.760 one's listening to me. We're pushing for it half usually 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.480 all right, So you told me this one, he said. Look, 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.719 a guy goes home to his wife and he's a 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.760 bit of a drinker. Let's just call for the sake 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.640 of this joke, let's call her car. Let's call this 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:06.040 black handle. She says to him one night, do you 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.280 know what. You're drinking far too much. Every time you 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.400 come home, you covered and vomit. You're not making sense. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.720 If you do this one more time, I'm leaving you. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.559 I'm divorcing you. He says, okay, okay, Well here's the thing. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.679 I've got I thing this Friday with a few mates. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.000 Let me prove to you that I can do this. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.280 So she goes, okay, this is your last chance. So 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.800 he goes to this thing, Surprise, Surprise, gets a little 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.439 bit carried away one B two B three be and 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.320 just goes on and on. Next minute's covered in his 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:34.920 own vomit Classic plus and goes, oh my gosh, I'm 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:36.760 going to get divorced. I've got to go now home 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.400 now to my wife. She's going to divorce me. She's 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.880 going to see the vomit. She's going to say that's it. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.040 Mate comes up and goes, no, no, no, no, no, go a 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.920 little trick here. So what you do is you put 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.840 twenty bucks in your top pocket. And then you tell 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.240 her that one of your mates vomited on you while 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.840 you will put him in the car. You're actually being responsible. Yes, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.400 it works all the time. I always do it. My 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.840 wife falls every single time. So she goes, great, that's a 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:01.520 good idea, goes home, walks to the door. The wife goes, oh, 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.440 here we go. I told you couldn't do it. Vomit, 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.000 you're out. I'm getting divorces. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.320 no no, no, it wasn't me, it was it was ringo. Okay, 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:10.680 I had to put him in the car. He spewed 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.880 it all over me. And he goes, look, even put 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.120 twenty dollars in my top pocket to pay for dry cleaning. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.720 So she checks. She looks in and goes, hang on, 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.880 there's forty bucks in there. There's two twenties in there. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.920 What's going there? He says, oh, yeah, that was from 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.839 my mate who shat in my pants. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.800 We got there, finally. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.040 Got the dry cleaning bill there for you. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.600 Well, on stage, I'm thinking we get it. Yeah, he's 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:39.200 drugging in. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:40.120 Yeah. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.200 Well we got there and it was a. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:46.440 Marri just double checking car and you're finalizing the divorce now. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:53.319 Don't check my pants. Yeah, forty one degrees across Adelaide. 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:56.880 Today it's one of those days where wow, we you 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:58.160 could really really come. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.800 Unstuck and things can get destroyed though. This is the thing, 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.360 particularly if you leave stuff in your car, can be 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:04.280 an absolute disaster. 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.720 Back in the day, I just bought a brand new guitar. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.160 It was a cold Clark of Fat Lady. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.240 One that means nothing to me. 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.800 Beautiful guitar. It costs me fifteen hundred bucks. Yeah, and 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:19.200 I reckon. Remember when it was Kevin Rudd and he 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.080 gave you those payments, Oh, yes, yes, and it was 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.240 like maybe six or seven hundred bucks or something. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.240 That's what you used your payment for what. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.720 I got two payments because I was on youth allounce 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.240 it was at Uni, but also I was earning bugger 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.679 al so I got two paints. So all of a sudden, 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.840 like fifteen hundred bucks turned up in my account and 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.760 I did exactly what it's okay, I wanted to do, 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:39.880 is just go out and spend it. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.640 I don't know that k Rud wanted you just spend 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:43.560 his fifteen hundred dollars on a guitar. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:45.240 I don't think that was the plan. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.680 What about Kevin Rod just quietly getting in purely because 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.480 of a slogan Kevin O seven. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.559 Oh that was good though, that rageously good stuff. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.520 So I bought this brand new guitar and it was 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.120 going to change my life. I was going to be 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.640 able to actually finally speak to women via my guitar 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:01.120 and through music. I left it my car and it 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.080 was a forty one forty two degree day and I 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.720 lived in there for about two days. I reckon got 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.760 it out now. I thought it'd be completely protected. It wasn't. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:11.280 So the neck of the guitar completely warped on because 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:14.160 it's like moveable wood and all this sort of really 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.600 special oak absolutely destroyed it. And there's no way that 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.960 you can sort of claim fault or try and get 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.320 some sort of reimbursement, because I like, you're an idiot, mate, 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.000 don't let your guitar cook in the car. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.120 And that would have been an absolute disgrace too, if 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.000 you had a used government payments to buy yourself a 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.320 guitar and then be claimed it because of your own 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:33.640 stupidity on insurance. 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.240 Kevin wasn't proud that day, was. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:39.320 No, he definitely wasn't let's do this. Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.760 When did the heat get you? When did the heat 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.680 absolutely destroy something? 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.520 Yes? Absolutely. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.680 Think she'll be my first test today because I've got 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.640 a new one of those hands free kits for my 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.360 car where you're the suction thing you're sticking on your 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.000 dashboard and the lady at souper Cheap does just be careful, 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.960 Just be careful because in the heat it'll get you destroyed. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.720 It absolutely melted one of hers. So it's a wedding game. 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:03.280 When did the heat get. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.400 Your Oh that's hard, isn't it. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.640 You left a guitar in your car. Bring a guitar 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.000 completely warped. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.120 Cletly warped the neck so basically just bent the neck 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.640 and there's nothing you can do about as well. He could 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:15.840 genuinely just throw it away. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.200 I would have loved if you had have tried to use. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.080 That at the line someday afternoon and you're just like 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.120 having to bend around the neck of your guitar. 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.440 I think we more so. I went in the corner 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.640 of the room for a long time. It's a bit 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.560 of a decoration. Oh yes, And then if you did 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.280 get a special visitor, you're like oh do you play your. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.040 And no, no, no, no, don't worry about that. Yeah, 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:33.320 that's no big deal. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.400 There's no big deal. Have a bit of a break 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:36.320 from playing guitar at. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.680 The minute, Kylie, morning, guys, How we're so good? When 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:40.440 did the heat get you? 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.760 It's totally destroyed my driver's license? 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:44.480 What happened? 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:45.400 Classic? Excuse? 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.479 I left it in the glove box and it completely 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.640 melted and twisted, and yeah, I could not use it. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.360 I didn't. God, it must have been hot that day, Kylie. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:55.040 I don't know. 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.360 I didn't think it was too hot, but yeah, it 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.120 must have been when it was like the forty five 0:15:59.200 --> 0:15:59.840 degree heat. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.280 What about Kyli's going through getting I dated at nightclubs 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:04.520 and they're like, mate. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.880 I'm a license melted And I heard that. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:11.800 Before, Classic simon, Good morning, Good morning, all right? 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:12.800 When did the heat get your? 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.920 Well, it was a hot day and I decided to 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.960 protect my dashboard on my car by applying like an 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.640 armor all or armor guard type of thing. Yeah, but 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.080 it says, which I read afterwards, not to apply to 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:30.320 the heat, and it ended up cracking my dashboard. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:33.000 So what sort of what sort of job is out 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:34.280 to get it fixed? How expensive. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:38.760 I haven't got it fixed, so I was like, that's 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:39.800 a job for another day. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.320 Good morning, Nikita, good morning, how are you good? 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:42.480 Good? 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.600 When the heat gets your last. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:47.240 Summer come in from the garden and left the crops 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:50.360 on the deck is exposed some Yeah, next morning went 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:51.960 to go put them on and there are a couple 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:52.320 of hours. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:59.840 Was too small, crocs can't handle other things. A crocs 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:00.800 rink in the heat. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:01.760 That's amazing. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:04.480 So they got passed down to the daughter. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.960 Yeah, that's a Nikida. Can you remember when you're a kid. 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:10.760 I don't know if you're old enough to remember this, 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:12.600 but when you used to get Twisty's packets and put 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:13.719 them in the oven and shrink them down. 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.280 I'm going to try that with a pair of crocs. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.400 Also, that is just the gift that keeps on giving 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.040 the keata. I mean, how how fun would just be 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:27.960 gifted a nice pair of secondhand crocks as well them 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:32.800 like it? Yeah, by a second pair, Niketa, just on that. 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:34.359 How many kids you got, I've got. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:35.399