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Speaker 1: And Whipper Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Are just hanging outside your kitchen there, mate, I am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This is a different setting from last time.

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Speaker 1: Jim.

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Speaker 4: Don't tell me you've got numerous properties. You've got a

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Speaker 4: huge property portfolio.

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Speaker 5: Look, no, I do, all right, But the last time

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Speaker 5: I was doing it in my assistant's house. That's why

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Speaker 5: there was all the grateful dead posters in the background

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Speaker 5: and guitars and the young men, young male like endeavors

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Speaker 5: behind me. So now I'm just in my house with

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Speaker 5: me babies out at the moment, So it's all right.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, mate. Exciting to know that you've announced your

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Speaker 2: second show for good old Sydney Town.

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Speaker 4: You've sold out the first little beauty. You're a sellout,

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Speaker 4: Jim Jeffries. Everyone's saying you're a sellout. I've been saying

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Speaker 4: that for years.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't plan on doing any show.

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Speaker 5: I was literally I was doing a tour of Asia

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Speaker 5: and then I was going to pop down and see

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Speaker 5: me Dad for Christmas. And then you know, my manager,

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Speaker 5: he's basically Colonel Parker. You can't have me have a

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Speaker 5: day off, you know what I mean. Working I just

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Speaker 5: like two weeks in Australia is hanging out going to

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Speaker 5: the beach and I up and he goes.

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Speaker 1: Go on, you can do it. You're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, and you goes do

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Speaker 1: one before New Year's it's good for people. So I

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Speaker 1: was like, brilliant.

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Speaker 5: You know, the gigs in Australia were so good on

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Speaker 5: the last two, so I was brilliant, I'll do one.

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Speaker 1: And then he brings me up that one sold out.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, you do it.

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Speaker 5: I believe this will be the last one, but if

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Speaker 5: he has his way, I'll be doing him until about March.

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Speaker 1: You're doing two.

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Speaker 3: Weeks of shows in a row, Jim.

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Speaker 2: I love some of the clips that are getting around

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Speaker 2: on TikTok of you, and they're right up my alley.

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Speaker 2: They're highly inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Which is your giarm I am? I am I on TikTok. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people mouthing me or something.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it would be like comedy pages that

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Speaker 2: I follow. What I wanted to ask was how often

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Speaker 2: does someone physically stand up and leave one of your shows?

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Speaker 1: Not as in the early days, all the time, all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 5: When I first got to America and I was just

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Speaker 5: trying to crack it, I was doing clubs, I was

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Speaker 5: getting twenty percent walkouts and stuff like that, and yeah,

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Speaker 5: I look, I believe that comedy you need to be diversity,

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Speaker 5: you know, like like like whenever you see like I

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Speaker 5: don't know if either of you guys are won any

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Speaker 5: comedy awards, but like's whenever you see the person who

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Speaker 5: wins the comedy award in like Edinburgh or Melbourne or whatever,

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Speaker 5: I always look at that act and think, yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: a person that twenty people on a panel could agree on,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like like I'll never win

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Speaker 5: you these things because people can't agree on me.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's sort of the sweet spot. But

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: When we were in COVID, I was working with Bill

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Speaker 5: Burr and he's a fantastic comedy and me and him

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Speaker 5: are you know, talk about similar sort of things. And

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Speaker 5: we were doing one of those gigs that was like

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Speaker 5: a drive in because COVID was happening, all the cars.

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Speaker 1: Would drive in.

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Speaker 5: We'd do it at the Magic Castle in l A

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Speaker 5: and the big car parks. We'd have eighty cars in

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Speaker 5: front of us and they'd all they'd all get given

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Speaker 5: those clapping Machelle those clappers like this, so they get

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Speaker 5: wagging them out if they are enjoying it or whatever

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Speaker 5: their horns because it was upsetting traffic, right, so they

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Speaker 5: clap out.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so he's he's on stage.

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Speaker 5: He told a couple of jokes and five cars drove out.

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Speaker 5: It's depressing enough when they walk out, when you see

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Speaker 5: the engine turn on, they have to back out.

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Speaker 1: That's a determined burst.

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Speaker 2: Who's not How did you clapper in on the way

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Speaker 2: out the door?

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Speaker 3: Have you had any big celebs in the audience and

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Speaker 3: do you target them, Jim or do you want to

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Speaker 3: know who's in there? Or have you noticed anyone?

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Speaker 1: Brad Pitt's come to a few shows. He was me

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Speaker 1: weather Man on ME shows, so he's he's coming. He's

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Speaker 1: always just the sweetest, nicest guy you'll ever meet in

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Speaker 1: the world. Right.

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Speaker 5: One show we had recently, Eddie Veda came Yes and that,

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Speaker 5: and he's one of those blakes. When you meet Eddie

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Speaker 5: Vetty you sort of go oh, he's like a real entertainer.

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Speaker 1: He's going to think I'm a bloody.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: He's stuck around. My opening act is a huge pearl

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Speaker 1: jam fan. I just said to him and said, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Eddie Vedder's coming. Just be really cool, right. He goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a Canadian guy. He's like, no problem, I'll be

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Speaker 1: completely cool, completely cool to worry about it.

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Speaker 5: And then he's like, Eddie Vettack comes and he goes,

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Speaker 5: it's such a pleasure to meet you, sir. And he

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Speaker 5: shaked his hand and I forgot that he has a

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Speaker 5: big pearl jam tattoo on his forearm. It's like, oh god,

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Speaker 5: that's that's the thing with tattoos. People who are fans

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Speaker 5: of things get tattoos of people on them. I've got

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Speaker 5: a few people with tattoos and me on them, and

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, They're the last people I want

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Speaker 5: to meet on Earth. You're not going to meet someone

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Speaker 5: with a tattoo of you and go, oh, I'd like

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Speaker 5: to hang out with them.

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Speaker 1: You think they're going to wear my skin as a shirt.

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Speaker 3: All right now, Jim, we need to address this because

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Speaker 3: apparently we're hearing whispers that you're going to be hosting

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Speaker 3: a quiz show on Channel seven. Is that correct?

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Speaker 5: I'm a game show host now, man. I'm this show

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Speaker 5: called The one Percent Club. This show is going to

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Speaker 5: be massive. It's really big. In the UK and France

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Speaker 5: already it's about to go worldwide. It's a cracker of

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Speaker 5: a game show. It's no general knowledge. It's not about

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Speaker 5: what you know, it's to think. So these are all

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Speaker 5: middle type questions. So a ten year old and one

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Speaker 5: hundred year old have the same chance of winning the show.

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Speaker 2: Mate, When are you in Australia? When are you down next?

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Speaker 5: I'm coming down for Christmas now, I'm doing those two

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Speaker 5: shows and then I'm staying to do the game show.

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Speaker 5: So I'm going to be there for a couple of months.

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Speaker 5: I can be wandering around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. We'd love to have you in

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Speaker 2: the studio coming. The thing is, we've got.

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Speaker 3: Your old man too. Can we meet your old man?

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Speaker 5: We can bring him in, yeah right, I'm gettinghim a

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Speaker 5: secondary next week and like on the fifth November, I'm

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Speaker 5: getting of a sectomy and my old man goes, don't

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Speaker 5: get it, awfu.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what fifty you've had it done?

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Speaker 1: Did you get it? Did you get the laughing gas

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Speaker 1: or did you get knocked out?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I had the laughing gas. And you know what, mate, I.

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Speaker 1: Paid extra money. I'm getting knocked out. I'm not staying

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Speaker 1: up for this.

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Speaker 3: The surgeon said to me, I haven't done this in

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Speaker 3: six months.

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Speaker 4: And you know the reason why I got told you

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Speaker 4: have to do it because it's like your wisdom teeth

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Speaker 4: is because they're on the ball. If they know that

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Speaker 4: you're with it and you're awake, they actually have to

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Speaker 4: do a proper job. When you're out, Jim, they can

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Speaker 4: do whatever they want down there, and you've got no

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Speaker 4: idea what's going on.

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Speaker 5: I one tell them had a hemorrhoid operation. It's the

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Speaker 5: only operation I've had in my whole life, had a

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Speaker 5: hemorrhoid operation. And they are about at about fifteen sixteen stitches.

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Speaker 5: There was it was it was carnage. So they put

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Speaker 5: me on this this pyramid pillow. So my ass is

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Speaker 5: right up in the air. I want to period and

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Speaker 5: my face is in like a massage chair and they're

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Speaker 5: just about to knock me out before they do it.

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Speaker 5: And this is one of the times you don't want

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Speaker 5: to be famous. You know, you hope you've gone in there.

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Speaker 5: You hope you're in there and no one recognizes you.

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Speaker 1: But the last thing.

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Speaker 5: That was said to me before I went under it

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Speaker 5: was one of the nurses went my boyfriend is your

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Speaker 5: biggest fan.

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Speaker 1: And then I passed out right.

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Speaker 5: The whole time, I was in turmoil, all right, and

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Speaker 5: then I wake up. It's all I could think about, like,

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Speaker 5: what are the chances that she didn't go back to

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Speaker 5: her boyfriend and comment on my ass for dinner?

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Speaker 2: You should have seen the grape taging out of Jim

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Speaker 2: Jefferies extraordinary started making his own wine.

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Speaker 4: Oh Jim, if you are coming home for Christmas, give

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Speaker 4: us a Christmas present and come into the studio.

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Speaker 1: We'd love to see.

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Speaker 4: Love you, Jim, Thanks for coming on the show, buddy,

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me, Ladies, I enjoy it every time,

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Speaker 4: and with a podcast,